Crazy Captions

[Gandalf_the _white]

The disco king trys to set another trend

or

Boromirs attempts at looking mysterious were laughed at by the rest of the fellowship

[Lalwendë]

Sean thought he looked pretty sharpe in his new shades...


:cool:

[Rikae]

Anachronisms should be used with caution; they have been known to cause blurriness and distortion.

[High King Fingolfin]

Boromir finally realizes why the world was so dark.

[Damrod]

Boromir:Ha, what a sweet trade. These shades are so much cooler than that stupid horn.

[narfforc]

As if the Black Breath wasn't enough, The Lord of the Nazgul sets the Dark Shades of Mordor on Boromir.


When the black shades grows
on the end of your nose
and all lights pass,
come gathagas! come gathagas!
Light to the blinding
In the king's hand finding.

[ninja91]

Boromir's "Starsky and Hutch" impression stirred up alot of annoyance and confusion among the Fellowship.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sean: Do we have to do another night shoot?

PJ: Erm... take off your glasses.

OR

Whenever going for a 'quiet time' in Gondor, Boromir always went in a disguise... not a very good disguise though.

[THE Ka]

Boromir: Once I was lost, now I can seeeee... *oomph*

~ Ka

[Parmastahir]

"These glasses are absolutely dark. Let Gandalf uncloak all he wants."

(Thought that this thread had gone too long without an old standby!)

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir: "Woah! I've gotta start hitting the beach more often!"

[Kitanna]

Boromir finds the only protection from the break dancing Orcs.

[Holbytlass]

Brormir: I wearrr my suuuunglassees at night, so I can, so I caaaan......
Aragorn:Um, it's day.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir couldn't figure out why he wasn't swindling anyone with his "Alms for the poor/blind?" call until he remember he was wearing his $700 Oakleys (not to mention the rest of his outfit)...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

"These glasses are absolutely dark. Let Gandalf uncloak all he wants."

(Thought that this thread had gone too long without an old standby!)

How is that 'in honour' of me? Nilp was the first person to use that joke! So :p

Anyway...

Boromir: The Fonz of Middle Earth.

OR

Sean: has anyone seen my glasses?

PJ: They're on your face.

Sean: No! my other glasses! One had cyder in, the other had gin!

[Maeggaladiel]

Boromir was ready for his staredown contest with Sauron.

OR

He may get shot full of holes, but at least he'll still have perfect retinas.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir: "I can't see a thing with these glasses on! Still, I stand a better chance of finding Rivendell then if I'd gone with Mapquest..." :eek:

[Gurthang]

(Okay, this will only be funny if you've seen those Coors Light commercials with Bill Walsh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stwULYwXWXY&mode=related&search=).)

Aragorn: "Boromir, I've started lifting again. Can ya tell?"

Boromir: "I don't see any... changes that would be... visible..."


Disclaimer: This Caption is neither in promotion of, nor in partnership with, Coors Light. The writer will take no stance concerning alcoholic beverages, or the consumption thereof. ( ;) )

[The Only Real Estel]

This is not making fun of or making light of the Community Statement thread, but it just came to me as I was reading through it :D

Boromir can't quite figure out why the future of the Downs looks so dark...

[Farael]

Boromir:

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The next picture was so bright, Boromir had to wear shades. :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/Scary.jpg

Sam: I'm not taking another step until he apologises!

Frodo: He's a scarecrow! He's inanimate!

Scarecrow: You don't have to hurt my feelings! :(

OR

Scarecrow: Give me a hug!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Frodo did not know who would be the best to bring on his journey.

[Thinlómien]

Frodo and Sam glanced at each other, not sure if they could believe that the scarecrow had caught that big fish.

[Holbytlass]

Frodo: Come on, Sam. Really, how bad could it get?

[Kath]

Frodo: I knew I shouldn't have let him watch Jeepers Creepers.

[Kitanna]

Frodo: We're not going to see the wizard...you can't come!

[Gurthang]

Despite being the only people in the field, Frodo and Sam couldn't help the feeling that they were being watched.

[Brinniel]

Sam: Wait a minute....you said we were just going to get ice cream...

OR

Frodo: Sam, I think we're being stalked.

Sam: Why would you say that?

Frodo: Because...that scarecrow's been following for the last mile...

Sam: Oh, that's ridiculous! Stop being paranoid, Frodo. You know that scarecrows can't stalk people.

Scarecrow: *winks at Frodo* Shhh!

Frodo: :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam: Wait! Is Mordor that place with all the death and destruction?

Frodo: Yes.

Sam: Oh... Bye.

OR

Sam: Are you sure Farmer Maggot is alright?

Frodo: Why do you ask?

Sam: Well, he's dressed as a Scarecrow and keeps shouting that the Crows are his friends.

[narfforc]

Sam: We gotta go back Mr Frodo.

Frodo: Why Sam.

Sam: I forgot to set the timer to record X Factor.

or

Sam: What do you mean Mr Frodo, are you trying to tell me that Worzel Gummidge wasn't real, I based my whole accent on him.

[Lalwendë]

Frodo: "Sam, haven't you put your contact lenses in? That's not Rosie! It's too well-dressed to be Miss Cotton!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Dr. Phil (scarecrow): "I think you two should just make things right."

Sam: "Well I'm not going over there!"

Frodo: "And I'm not going over there!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam stands baffled as Frodo asks for directions...

OR

For the first five hours it was funny, but Frodo's staring contest with the scarecrow was now getting ridiculous.

[THE Ka]

Frodo was finding the 'new and improved' philosophical travelling side of Sam to be quite annoying...

Sam:" ...See! There is another example! That is a scarecrow, but does it scare crows? No! It is just making us question it's real reality to our lives, and to come to think of it, maybe this whole corn field is not corn, but just patterns playing in our minds!! and - "

Frodo: " Sigh... Paranoid existentialist..."

~ Ka

[Carrûn]

Sam: uh, oh.

Frodo: what?

Sam: I think I left the stove on.

[Parmastahir]

Frodo: "So that's what Gandalf Stormcrow looks like uncloaked!"

Sam: "And to think that's what we've been worrying about all this time!"

[ninja91]

Frodo: I told you to go to the bathroom before we went, Sam!
Sam: Its those darn po-tay-toes again...

[Rikae]

Sam: Wait, Mr. Frodo! I want to paint this cornfield, and then send my ear to Rosie Cotton!
Frodo: That's been done, Sam.
Sam: What? Is it Gollum's been mailing severed body parts to my girlfriend? Lemmie at him!

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Come on Sam! We don't have any time to waste!"

Sam: "But just look at his outstretched arms, Mr. Frodo! He wants a hug I know it!

[High King Fingolfin]

Frodo: Sam, I know you dropped a pan, but we're really on a tight schedule here.

Sam: I'm not going anywhere until we go back and look for it!

[narfforc]

Sam: Mr Frodo I'm a bit worried about going on from here.

Frodo Why?

Sam: Are there any Bulls around here?

Frodo: No.

Sam: Any big scary Rams?

Frodo: No Sam, look around you we're in a field full of crops!

Sam: Then what's left these droppings I've stood in?

Wuff, Wuff, Wuff, Growl Howl..(The sounds of something bigger than Lassie growing closer)

Frodo: I bet they'll get you first..(as he sprints off into the distance)

Sam: Mr Frodooooooo Puff Puff Pant....................

[Lalwendë]

Sam and Frodo set about adding the 'enigma of crop circles' to the already long list of Middle-earth mysteries.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Frodo: Why didn't you go before we left?

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Sam: i hope that wasn't someone i knew.

[THE Ka]

http://hoopla.nu/films/rotk/merry_pippin.jpg

Merry: Owww! My little toe!

~ Ka

[mormegil]

Pippin: It's okay Merry, we'll get it back.

Merry: *sobbing* It's just not fair. Why did Denethor take it away.

Pippin: I think he wanted the limited edition orc-face pog.

[Witch_Queen]

(I just wanted to get it in first).


Pippin: Merry its ok. There's nothing there.

Merry: But Pippin it was terrible. I know I saw it Gandalf was right beside the tree....... *Merry motioned Pippin in closer*

Pippin: What is it Merry?

Merry: (In a whisper) Gandalf wasn't wearing his cloak. It was horrible...... THE WRINKLES.... THE WRINKLES!!!!




And:



Merry: Make it go away. I don't want to play anymore.

Pippin: NO! NOT THE EVIL SQUIRRELS OF GONDOR!!!!!!!!!!! *pointing towards Legolas and Gimli* The nuts are over there. Please don't eat me!!!!!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

For some reason nobody responded to Merry's cry for help, when he was robbed by Pippin during the battle. . .

[Oddwen]

Pippin was very inexperienced at giving the Heimlech maneuver, and sadly broke all of Merry's ribs.

[Esgallhugwen]

Merry: Please!!
Pippin: No, sorry I can't let you do that.
Merry: Oh come on!
Pippin: No too perilous. We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Merry: I don't think I was.
Pippin: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.
Merry: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Pippin: No, it's too perilous.
Merry: Look, it's my duty as a knight of Rohan to sample as much peril as I can.
Pippin: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Merry: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Pippin: No. It's unhealthy.
Merry: I bet you're gay.
Pippin: No I'm not.


*No one can admit it ever gets old*

[Kitanna]

(It's a bit early, but...)
Pippin: I'm sorry Merry, they're sold out of Nintendo Wii.
Merry: No!

[Brinniel]

Merry: When I first spotted my foe, I thought I could defeat it. But...it approached so quickly. What sort of evil could cause a creature to move with such great speed? And then...before I knew it...that thing...it..it crawled up my leg! *wails*

Pippin: For goodness sake, Merry, it was only a spider!

Merry: Yeah...a big and hairy one... *whimpers*

[Kuruharan]

Under the guise of helping a fallen comrade, Pippin stabs Merry to death.

Now he gets to ride in Eowyn's lap! :D

[ninja91]

Pippin: Breath and push! Breath and Push!
Merry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[The Only Real Estel]

From the documentaries...

Pippin: "Uh-oh we're going to need the medics, he's got another tiny splinter!"

[Rikae]

Merry: Hahahaha...can't....hahahaa...breathe.....hoohooha hahaha!

Pippen:
I don't know - the MP jokes kinda get old after a while...

Merry: Gasp...choke...hahahaha...no....heehee...they don't!

EDIT: Isn't that Eowyn?

[Gurthang]

Due to an awkward hug in which neither participant knew which side of the other's head to hug on... Merry and Pippin accidentally kissed.

Pippin: "Uhh...." *lapses into shock*
Merry: "AAAAHHHHH!"

[Bêthberry]

Once outfitted in splendid new armour, Merry and Pippin were forever stabbing themselves whenever they sneezed and needed to use a kleenex.

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry: "Wahhh! I left my pipeweed in Minas Tirith!"
Pippin: "It's the end of the world!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry discovers Pippin's dominant headlock move...

Ref: "1...2..."

[mormegil]

Merry: AHHHHH!!! I'm dying Pip. Everything is going black...all my life is flashing before my eyes...there are so many things I still wanted to do but alas for Merry...I am going going gone....

Pippin: Merry, it's only a splinter.

[High King Fingolfin]

Pippin: Help, Gandalf! Merry's started to go into a severe case of pipeweed withdrawl!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Mery, stop screaming! People are looking! You're embarrassing me!

OR

Merry and Pippin can no longer stand The Witch King's three hour rendition of 'Wheels on the Bus' with all the singing and dancing.

[Holbytlass]

Merry:WAAAH! What do you mean I'll be LOST?

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry: "Waahh! I don't like PJ's version of The Return of the King!"

Pippin: "Well, what about the Rankin-Bass cartoon?"

Merry: "Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/rotk-1-3227-sam-orc.jpg

Orc: "Ha, ha ha! Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony! He put a feather in his cap and called it macaroni! Heee, hee, hee!"

Samwise: "I'll turn you into macaroni, you Tasmanian Devil Viking wanna-be!"

[Kuruharan]

Sam's part time job as a pizza delivery boy goes dangerously wrong after he forgets the pepperoni.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Budget cuts in Mordor meant that the orc's swords had to be made of cheese.

OR

Sam: Now look here... ... Mss?

Orc: :mad:

[THE Ka]

Orc: Now, see here. The rules are quite simple, all I need before I clobber you to death is that you bend your helmet into place, so I can make a decorative notch in my sword with your head. Any questions?

Sam: Ah... Wouldn't that just ruin your sword even more?

Orc: *Pfft* It's a dictated tradition, like welfare ever mattered with that aspect...


~ Ka

[Boromir88]

Orc: ::::buuuuurrrpppppp::::

Sam: Was that really necessary?

[Rikae]

Hello Kitty Orc: How do you like my costume?

Sam: There's a loose thread...hold still, I'll cut it.

HKO: Oh, no, that's alright... I'll manage, thank you...get away from me with that thing, you could hurt somebody!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Off screen, Sauron's eye deflates.

Orc: Erm... I won't tell if you don't.

OR

Sam: If you raise your bottom lip high enough, could you poke yourself in the eye?

Orc: I don't know. Let's find out!

[Bêthberry]

They came prepared to fight, but it was love at first sight.

OR

Neither Sam nor the orc was sure which one should lead as they practiced the cha cha on the stairs.

OR

Sam: "See! I told you. Every time you make a false boast your teeth grow."

[The Only Real Estel]

Orc: "What....is your favorite color?"

[Lalwendë]

Asterix and Obelix somehow find themselves in Middle-earth.

[Boromir88]

Sam: "Grandma?!?! What big teeth you have!"

[narfforc]

Sam: Is the toilet vacant?

Orc: Yep, but I wouldn't go in there just yet.

[Esgallhugwen]

Sam: Here, kitty kitty kitty. This won't hurt a bit.

Very fat cat: Oh no! I don't think so, I've seen what you've done to my brothers!

Sam: Now come on, just a little pinch and it'll be all over.

Very fat cat: No way! *holds sword towards Sam* You ain't fixing this kitty!!

[Farael]

Orc: "What....is your favorite color?"
Stealing from you Estel...

Orc: "What... is the airspeed of a flying nazghul?"

Sam: "With or without the One Ring?"

[Lalwendë]

Sam: "Xena, you're too long in the tooth for that outfit now."

[Valesse]

Orc: This had better not be about vacuum cleaners.

OR

Sam: Okay I wasn't going to ask, but now it's just bothering me... why are you wearing rolls of film for breast plates? You can't seriously have THAT many problems with PJ's version!

[Naria]

Sam couldn't help noticing that some of the Orc's blade had been bitten off. He wondered, at that moment, if maybe a pencil would be a better option for a bored Orc to gnaw on.

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam: Okay I wasn't going to ask, but now it's just bothering me... why are you wearing rolls of film for breast plates? You can't seriously have THAT many problems with PJ's version!

Orc: "Actually, they're Ritz (TM) crackers..."

Sam: "This better not be going where I think it's going."

[Meela]

Sauron's rabid hamster was a far more effective deterrant than an Orc army. Unfortunately, Sam was rather fond of animals.

Sam: Here, Mr Tibbles....
Mr Tibbles: *cruuuunch*

[Morsul the Dark]

Orc: Sorry bit a toll is a toll and a roll is a roll we don't get no tolls we dnt eat no rolls. Wrote that myself.

Sam: fascinating...

"Robin hood men in tights"

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam hesitates for a moment as he realizes that what he mistook for an Orc with fangs from a distance was actually an Orc crying rivers into his mouth...

Orc: "Hey, Number One - I'm a little emotional. And Number Two...I just like the salty taste."

[HerenIstarion]

Orc: Good morning, sir
Sam: Good morning, sir
Orc: There is no room enough for two to pass, let me step aside for you, sir!
Sam: Oh, no sir, you pass first, give me a pleasure!
Orc: Ah, sir, but how can I, please you pass!
Sam: I'm indeed honoured, sir, but let me make way for you!
Orc: No sir, please, you've been walking all that way up and must be tired, and for me it have been easy walk down the stairs, please you pass!
Sam: I see you are indeed a perfect gentleman, but sir, please go first as I see you are carrying some weighty load!
Orc: Oh, it's not heavy at all, kind sir, and besides, it's a short walk for me, and I see you've been travelling from afar, do be kind to proceed first...

After forty minutes of left-to-right a-dancing and bowing and polite muttering things finally begin to develop:

Orc: Arrgh, you crazy woolly-footed animal, why couldn't you just go along! I'll kill you!
Sam: Oh yeah? I've asked you to move on hundred times as if it was one, are you dumb or deaf, you oversized horned nutter?!

[narfforc]

Troll-Guard of Jabbawooki the Hot: You can't pass until you give me the password.

Halfthing Jedi-knight: You love me and you will let me pass, LET ME PASS........

Troll-Guard: Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me Luke Warmwater.

Luke Warmwater: Ok I.ve been sent to tell you that your overweight mother's spare tyre is flat and she needs you.

Troll-Guard: My mother doesn't own a motor vehicle.

Luke Warmwater: Who said anything about a vehicle, she's been run over by a steamroller.

Troll-Guard running into the distance: Muuuuummmmy.

[Holbytlass]

Orc: Yes, I know, this is Rankin-Bass's idea of mixing goblinmen and hobbits.
Sam: Eeww.

[Gurthang]

Sam: "I call my +37 Blade of Orc's Bane."
Orc: "I summon my +19 Broadsword of Hobbit's Doom, which cancels all effects of the Orc's Bane Blade!"
Sam: "Well, then.... I summon my +33 Army of Elven Warriors!"


http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Last%20Alliance.jpg

Orc: "Pshh! I summon my +5 Giant Hand Specifically Created to Poke Elrond in the Gut! Your army will be thrown into chaos!"
Sam: "Giant Hand?! Are you using a legally registered arsenal?"

[Brinniel]

Elrond was furious at the fact that someone had stolen his helmet... :mad:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: AAAAGH! We've had this picture before!

OR

Elrond just looked directly into the sun.

[High King Fingolfin]

Elrond was willing to go to any length to recover his conditioner.

[narfforc]

'Anyone got any insect repellent', shouted Elrond, as they watched the orcs swarm over the hills towards them. 'You could try swatting them with that giant hand', said the soldier next to him.

[Raynor]

My foot! I stepped in a thorn!

:D

[Holbytlass]

I spy something gold!!

[Bêthberry]

Elrond: "Mommy, Mommy, I wanna helmet too. Whhaaaaa!!"

[Farael]

PJ didn't know that Elrond would be THAT upset over not having to wear a helmet to allow the audience to recognize him.

[Lalwendë]

Lalwende carefully places her latest action figure acquisition into the display cabinet - Belching Elrond.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond suddenly realised that he left the iron on.

OR

Famous last words of famous Elves...

Elrond: Oi! Sauron! Your hair is stupid!

[The Elf-warrior]

Elrond: "Beam me up, Scotty!" OR

Elrond: "Get your hand out of the picture, Mr. Anderson!" OR

Elrond: "I am not a Vulcan!"

[Holbytlass]

Elrond:....AND the NEXT time I have to UNTANGLE your helmets, I"M GONNA.....

[The Only Real Estel]

Elrond made the mistake of trying to chew that jawbreaker in his mouth... :D

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Elrond after an unsuccesfull game of werewolf: Grrr I am a Fenris wolf

[Volo]

Elrond: What it Isildur doing here???

OR

With his Tarzan-growl and such hair, Elrond tried to turn all the Orc-ladies (and why not Orc-men?) to his cause.

OR

Elrond knew that it was a bad time to practise singing for his concert (Elrond being the lead singer of "Bolt Thrower" at the time), but did he care? Not a bit!

OR

Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here?

Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer).

[Thinlómien]

Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here?

Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer). I'd say Iron Maiden is worse. :p

----

Anyway...

Elrond: "Run away!"

[Volo]

I'd say Iron Maiden is worse. :p
I won't neg rep you just because I don't know if you have ever been to a concert of Maija Vilkkumaa. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond just got headbutted by an elf in one of those helmets.

OR

Just time for some quick dental work.

[Rikae]

This year's hottest novelty Christmas gift: LOTR nutcrackers.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Don't you hate it when the rest of the audience is aloof at gigs? Elrond cared not, and sang his heart out when 2 minutes to midnight came on. :D

[ninja91]

LOUD NOISES!

[Farael]

Elrond (singing):
And Isildur ran away

Bravely ran away, away
oh, great Isildur

When danger reared its ugly head
he quickly turned his tail and fled

[Rimbaud]

"The great thing about these identikit Elvish soldiers," mused Elrond later, over a cup of hot cocoa. "Is that once the battle's done, you can hang them back up in the wardrobe by their well designed helmets. Good bit of thinking that."

[Oddwen]

Elrond: Disorder! Disorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!

Or...

Elrond: OWWW!

Or...

Elrond: AARGH!

Or...

Elrond: HEEEY!

Or...

Elrond: BLAHH!

Which, incidentally, describes this post too...

[Merrivere]

Curses! I forgot my constipation medicine today!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond demands a new picture.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Illbeback.jpg

Balrog: I'll be baaaaaaaaaaack!

Gandalf: What?

OR

Gandalf now knew why they said, "Don't look down!"

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Balrog: Hasta la vista, baby.

[Merrivere]

I have some bad news and some good news, Mithrandir. The bad news...I'm going to have to pull you into a chasm of black abyss and fight you within an inch of your Wizarding life. The good news...I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!

[mormegil]

Gandalf: Prior to fighting good sir, I must demand that you accept a breath mint.

[Kitanna]

Upon the breaking of the bridge...
Gandalf: I told you you put on a little weight.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Pfft! Blasted carol singers.

OR

Pippin: And he criticised me for dropping a stone to see how deep the hole was. :rolleyes:

[Farael]

Gandalf's first attempts at fireworks were.... less than stellar.

[mormegil]

As seen here, Balrogs were always considered the proverbial 'Red Headed Step Child' among the Maiar.

[Lalwendë]

Balrog: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh they'rrrrrrrrre onlyyyyyyy wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggsssssssss offfffffff shadowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................. ......."

[mormegil]

Balrog: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh they'rrrrrrrrre onlyyyyyyy wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggsssssssss offfffffff shadowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................. ......."

Gandalf: But they seem so real to me that I must disagree.

or

Gandalf: Right, and this is a staff of shadow.

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf indulges in some Extreme Marshmallow Toasting.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Of course, when Tolkien came to write this part of The Lord of the Rings, he neglected to mention that, rather than being grabbed by the whip and pulled down, Gandalf actually shouted, "Quick, Mr. Balrog! Grab my hand!" The Balrog obliged.

OR

Gandalf has second thoughts about the High Dive.

[THE Ka]

There is a reason why Gandalf never cooks for any of his friends...

Gandalf: Back! Back into the oven from whence you came filet mignon!

~ Ka

[High King Fingolfin]

"DUM DUM DUM Another one bites the dust ..."

[Bêthberry]

Gandalf to Balrog: "Fly, you fool, if you can."

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Gandalf: "So is bungee jumping really that much fun?"

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: "A nebula in the Mines of Moria? Inconceivable!"

[Holbytlass]

Gandalf witnesses what awaits him for his sinful 'uncloaking' habit.

[Rikae]

Gandalf: "A nebula in the Mines of Moria? Inconceivable!"Aragorn:
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Having been a constant source of annoyance to the other members of the fellowship, Gandalf was forced to walk the plank. (aka destroyed bridge of khazad-dûm)

[Nimrodel_9]

Despite the Fellowship's warnings, the Balrog salesman really did get to Gandalf.

Gandalf: You're right! Your Fiery-Whip-Light does make my stafflight seem unsubstantial....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Sorry!

[Merrivere]

New picture methinks


Here's a goofy one

[Nimrodel_9]

There's a fly on my nose!

[Farael]

I am sorry Frodo... I did not mean to poke your eye with my pointy ear.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: Urg! Balrog breath!

OR

Aragorn's lack of washing really began to go too far.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Just WHAT in the WORLD are you doing with my shampoo??????

[High King Fingolfin]

Legolas: No Pippin, I don't want to see your Moria sculpture made of dwarf bones.

[Merrivere]

Oooooh! Shiny!

[Merrivere]

http://www.nightly-whispers.com/lotr/fotr/alongexpectedparty/alongexpectedparty014.jpg


Hope that worked!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merrivere, we usually like to leave each picture for at least 20 replies before moving on. It's an unwritten law of sorts.

But, anyway...

Sam is unsuspecting as Rosie prepares to throw a bucket of slugs over him as an April fools.

OR

Despite her attempts to get his attention, Sam was too distracted by the interestingly shaped crisp to even notice Rosie.

[Lalwendë]

Sam: "It smells like I'm going to have treat poor Rosie to a can of Impulse for Christmas."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Rosie: Happy anniversary, Sam.

Sam: ... ... Oh crumbs! :eek: Not again!

OR

Rosie: I swear! The fish was this big!

[THE Ka]

we usually like to leave each picture for at least 20 replies before moving on

I thought it was ten? Oh well, I'm way too behind the times. :rolleyes:

Legolas: Oh my stars and arrows! Get it away from me! You know that they make me bloat!

Gimli: Lighten up, it's just a latte!

or....

Legolas: When was the last time any of these hobbits scrubbed their feet?!

~ Ka

[Gil-Galad]

Legolas: has anyone seen my elvish hairbrush? this hair doesn't keep itself straight you know

Pippin: oh sorry i was using it for me feet, here ya go

Legolas:...you keep it

[Nimrodel_9]

Rosie: Surprise! I made you dinner, Sammy!
Sam: Uh.... uh... ok! Thanks, dear! But ah.... What the heck is it?
or

Sam didn't appreciate having a cactus thrown at his back.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Rosie tries to distract everyone while her miniature pterodactyl tries to escape in a small paper lamp.

[mormegil]

I was always under the impression, either real or imagined, that it was 20 too. However in looking back on the thread, post 1862 (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=150776&postcount=1862) , the B-W does say it's 10. There are also some other rules that appear a bit out of date and not as applicable now that we don't have the same bandwidth issues as we had back in 2003 (or so I'm told as I haven't been around that long). Some of the rules that still are applicable, in my opinion, are:

1) Pictures must not be borrowed from the bandwidth of other sites. (No hotlinking)
2) Pictures must be no larger than 100K in file size.
3) Pictures must be related to Tolkien's works.
4) Captions will not be vulgar, religious, political, or otherwise inappropriate. You know what I mean.
5) Anyone can post a caption or picture.

I wonder if we should set the standard at 20 captions between pictures or if 10 to 15 is more realistic. As somebody who has posted a fair share of pictures I find it difficult to find good pictures and then to only see 10 captions can be irritating and doesn't allow enough time. Let's set it at 20 unless an admin directs otherwise.

In an attempt to avoid clutter on this board PM me if you have questions, comments or suggestions about this please.

[mormegil]

Legolas: GANDALF!!!

[Lalwendë]

Rosie tries to distract everyone while her miniature pterodactyl tries to escape in a small paper lamp.

Doctor Who has a lucky escape as his Tardis starts to dematerialise just beneath the wildly flailing arm of one of the giant Hobbits in the parallel Middle-earth.

[Oddwen]

I can't see the Rosie/Sam pic at all...all I can guess at is

Rosie: DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!
Sam: Not again...

The Leggy pic...

Gandalf's uncloaking antics become too much for this poor elf.

[mormegil]

Here's the picture that we can't see. Let's use the last two, the Leggy picture and this picture and go 20 from there.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/The_Mormegil/alongexpectedparty014.jpg

[mormegil]

A little bit late but better than never...right?

Rosie: SUPRISE!!!

Hobbit in back ground: The party's been going for 20 minutes now.

[Thinlómien]

Sam had never seen flamenco before.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Rosie just kept smiling and pretended that her hands were not stuck in tree top. . .

(yes a small tree)

[Farael]

Sam: "If she asks for one more hug, I swear I'll tell her it's over"

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Sam, be a dear and get me out, will you???

[Mithalwen]

One for Lalwende:

At Oxonmoot, Sam really doesn't want to join in the Dance workshop....

[The Only Real Estel]

Juding by the reactions of those around her, Rosie was able to perceive that she had forgotten to put on deodorant again. :D

[CaptainofDespair]

Sam was becoming annoyed. He loved Rosie dearly, but her cheerleading antics had gone on far enough. It seemed to Sam that the hobbit lass clearly did not understand that one is not supposed to cheer during a chess match.

[Kuruharan]

Soon after, Rosie found herself at her first AA meeting.

[Valesse]

Samwise had no idea Rosie was a female wrestler, but from how she just turned Ted Sandyman 'on his head', it was obvious she had a great deal of experiance. (Needless to say this entire prospect was actually quite a deal more frightening for now grounded Ted Sandyman.)

[mormegil]

If a caption goes for 48 hours since the last post and it's not to the 20 caption total it's safe to assume that t may be a difficult picture to caption and could be replaced at that point.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Rosie starts dancing.

Rosie: Sam, don't you want to dance with me?

Sam: no, darling, i have something else to do. I have to fix the last thing you broke when you danced.

Sam (under his breath): and besides, your breath stinks.

[Valesse]

"Not asking me to dance this time, too?!" Thought a crazed Rosie Cotten while lifting a heavy barrel of lagger into the air and sending the hobbits around her running in fear. "We'll see who'll just sit around and have another ale instead! Mwahaha!"

[Istari]

We've had one yes, but what about second lunch?

hhmmmmmmm....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Rosie celebrates the release of a new picture!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Bench.jpg

Aragorn: Legolas' kleptomania is going to far! Look! He's stealing a bench right now!

OR

Aragorn: Where has the Starbucks gone? It used to be right there!

[Kath]

Aragorn: What do you mean you can't see Gimli? I know he's short but he's standing right there!

Theoden and Legolas: Wuh? :confused:

[Oddwen]

Rohirrim: Hey, he's stealing my bench!

Aragorn: That's not the bench you're looking for.

Rohirrim: That's not the bench I'm looking for.

Aragorn: Move along.

Rohirrim: Move along.

Or...

As Aragorn begins his dramatic dissertation, Legolas sneaks up behind him and whacks his head with a giant board.

Or...

Rohirrim: Hey, where do you think you're going with that board?!

Aragorn: Board! Do you know nothing of the surfboards of elves?

Or...

Aragorn: Help me! He won't stop rearranging the furniture!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"That's it, distract the old boy just long enough; and then it's BAM! Table to the back of the head! And I, Legolas, will be the new King of Gondor! Hahahahahaha!!!"

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn faces up to the customer services manager at the Meduseld IKEA. "I bought this Kruddeholm TV bench yesterday and it's useless! It won't even hold up the weight of an Elf who is light enough to walk on snow...and custard! How dare you tell me I followed the assembly instructions incorrectly! I want my 55 groats back now!"

[Mithalwen]

Aragorn: Do you see what I have had to put up with ... they have been like this since Parth Galen? I came on this quest to combat Sauron not to referee the culmination of aeons of Elf-Dwarf Rivalry...... Gimli that's five minutes on the naughty bench ...and Legolas ...put the naughty bench DOWN!

[the phantom]

Aragorn: That bench is our last, Theoden. We have nothing left now to sit upon! We must surrender!

[Kitanna]

Aragorn: Just let him use the table as a surfboard, please. I can't stand to see him cry again.
Theoden: No, I will not let him use my table as a surfboard.
Legolas: *cries*
Aragorn: Ugh, this is as bad as the time I took him to Laketown.

[CaptainofDespair]

Aragorn: Legolas, put that bench over there with the rest of the pile. The barricade must be stronger!

Legolas: Right!

Theoden: What's going on? Are the orcs amassing for their final assault?

Aragorn: No, it is much worse. Angry customers are threatening to break into Helm's DeepMart to get at their precious PS3's. And we don't even have them yet!

[Nimrodel_9]

Aragorn: I swear! I left the Ring right here! Who could have taken it?
Legolas: Heh heh...

or

Help! My armpit is on fire!

[Kuruharan]

Aragorn: The Christmas party starts in five minutes!!!! What do you mean these are the only decorations?!!!

[mormegil]

Aragorn: Theoden it easy to see he's over reacting.

Legolas: I told you before NEVER call me Leggy!

or

Never call me Captain Obvious

or

Never call me Girl bait.

or

Aragorn: How can you give us such rubbish for a bench, litterally I have 20 splinters! How am I to do battle with such pain and discomfort?

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Aragorn: What do you mean you don't want a wooden door after all!

[Valesse]

Aragorn: Alright old man, this has gone on long enough. The only way to settle our arguement now is by... a Dance Off! Legolas! Clear the floor... Theoden King is about to try to out shimmy Strider!

Legolas: *muttering* We never had these problems when Boromir the Disco King was still around...

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "It's his fault! Everytime I turn around to say my line he turns & clocks me in the head with that table!"

[ninja91]

Legolas is about to pull a "Wormtongue assassination" on Aragorn.

[High King Fingolfin]

It was necessary for Legolas to clear the floor so the horde of Orcs outside could start breakdancing.

Been too long since we heard that one, hasn't it?

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: "If you think I'm going to put up with Legolas's kleptomania just because he 's a better husband for your niece than Grima Wormtongue you've got another thing coming!"

[mormegil]

Theoden: What is it Aragorn why are we barracading the doors? Is it orcs! Trolls! A Balrog!

Aragorn: No, it's Gandalf.

[THE Ka]

Theoden: What on arda are you doing with my bench?!

Aragorn: We have to hurry! Before the alignment of the feng shui of this room changes, and Legolas looses it completely!

Theoden: ...But I check it this morning, everything is okay the bench is fine in the -

Aragorn: No time to explain! Hurry Legolas! Hurry!

Theoden: Sigh... Wartime interior decorators...

~ Ka, of course

[Boromir88]

Theoden: Ok, I let you take the boxes, the sandbags, and the chairs...but that bench you have gone too far. That bench stays.

Aragorn: It's an old, rotting bench. Just look at it!

Theoden: That bench was made from the finest mohaghany! And plus, Helm Hammerhand sat on that bench himself!

Aragorn: What are you talking about...that thing is a piece of foam that some fancy artist painted up to make it look like a real bench.

PJ: Cut! You all complain how you don't like the script. So I let you have a little freedom and tell you two to add lib for this scene and that is all the more creative you can get! We're going back to the script.

[Lalwendë]

Viggo throws a diva fit at Peter Jackson. "Plank? Orlando? Orlando? Plank? What's the common theme? If I'd known you'd be expecting me to work with so much wood I'd have become a carpenter!"

[High King Fingolfin]

Aragorn: What? Mapquest said to bring a bench with us to Gondor?

Theoden: I'm not letting you near my computer again.

Yes, I can hear the sighing over the return of yet another old gag.

[Boromir88]

Theoden: Why are you barricading the door with everything you can find?

Aragorn: The Chinchilla (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=365826&postcount=889) is coming!

Theoden: What the harmless little bunny/hamster looking things?

Aragorn: Ya, that's what Boromir said. And look what happened to him!

(I wish the pictures for it still showed up :( )

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Don't lie to me, Theoden, did you drink the Ent Draught?

OR

Aragorn: What? You said, 'take a seat'!

Or even...

Theoden: Keep the door shut! If Gandalf gets in, you know what he'll do! :eek:

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Aragorn (wildly glancing around): WHADDAY MEAN I CAN'T COME IN IF I DON'T TAKE A SHOWER?????

Legolas: Told you so. *picks up bench*

[Boromir88]

Aragorn: Where was the New pic, it was right there with the bench. Where's the Bench!

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/3023/medium/1812PDVD_155.jpg

Boromir had a few too many at the pub and Legolas regrets volunteering to 'watch him.'

[Kitanna]

Legolas: Get off me...my bow is sticking into my thigh!
Boromir: Hehehe

or

Legolas lands right on Boromir's meatball sub.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Even at Helms Deep, Legolas tried to keep up the pretence that Boromir was still alive.

[Boromir88]

Boromir finds the man (who can be seen in the background) placing marbles on the stairs was a funny gag...Legolas less so.

[narfforc]

Legolas holds on to his prize at the Fellowship Fair, a self inflating Boromir Balloon.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Legolas: I am holding on to Boromir as we wait for the crew to prepare for the next shot. I am looking very serious and beautiful while Boromir is clowning around somewhat. The stairs we sit upon are brown. My Elvish eyes are keen. My hair is by L'Oreal.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Legolas: Boromir!!!! This is what happens when you try breakdancing on the stairs!!!!!

[ninja91]

Legolas: And everyone thought that Frodo and Sam were the couple. We sure had everyone fooled!

[Boromir88]

Aragorn walked into a bar and was knocked out...

Boromir walked into a bar and was knocked out...

Legolas walked into a bar and...ducked.

[Rikae]

The heroic Legolas, not wishing for the fangirls to be deprived of the object of their affection, bravely uses Boromir as a human shield.

[Farael]

Legolas was not very skilled at the Heimlich maneuver, but he was doing his best after Bormomir choked on the ring.

Aragorn (on the background): I knew you wanted that ring, but this is ridiculous!!

Boromir: If I can't have it, no-one will! oohphhhhhh :eek:

[Gurthang]

Boromir gets a bit carried away during a game of Chubby Bunny* and has to be taken aside by Legolas.


*A game in which one stuffs one's mouth full of large marshmallows and attempts to say the phrase "Chubby Bunny."

[High King Fingolfin]

Legolas' concern over Boromir's sanity grew greater every day ...

[Kuruharan]

Legolas: Don't worry, Boromir. We'll figure out how you got pregnant later! Right now you just need to push!!

[Boromir88]

Boromir: That has to be the greatest picture I have seen in a long time!

Legolas: Those are faces of heartache!

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/507/medium/3538hobbits000a.jpg

Merry and Pippin's reaction after Gimli takes a leak on a patch of mushrooms.

[Farael]

Merry and Pippin were stunned when Grishnak won rock-paper-scissors for the twentieth time in a row against Merry, formerly the Shire champion.

[the phantom]

I'd just like to be the first to say that I'm passing up the opportunity to make a "Gandalf uncloaked" joke.

[Farael]

I'd just like to be the first to say that I'm passing up the opportunity to make a "Gandalf uncloaked" joke.
I should neg-rep you for bringing that up Phantom... but now that you mention it

Merry:"Is that Frodo uncloaked?"
Pippin:"Told you we shouldn't let him hang out with that wizzard"

[Boromir88]

I hate to burst your bubble Mr. phantom, sir...but for once I think you'll have to claim 'second.' As the very first thing that came to mind when I found the picture was what you just mentioned...but I differed to Gimli soiling mushrooms. :D

[Brinniel]

Merry and Pippin are horrified to discover that someone had stolen their last stash of pipeweed.

Pippin: First no elevensies, then no pipeweed?! How will we survive, Merry?
Merry: I'm not sure...

...Little did they know, they had really smoked it all weeks ago, and simply forgot. :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo exploded for no reason.

OR

Break-dancing Ents is never a pleasant sight.

OR even...

Merry is stunned by the infamous beer mug thief of old Hobbiton Town.

[High King Fingolfin]

Merry and Pippin never felt a greater horror than when they discovered Lembas was really Twinkies with the filling removed.

[mormegil]

In a fine tradition of males in any race Merry and Pippin offer their support by onlooking as Sam makes his move on Rosie. The result isn't desirable but it was expected.

(This is a true and living tradition)

or

In a completely unexpected turn of events, Merry and Pippin caught Aragorn bathing.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The Hobbits tried to run away but it was no use: Treebeard, with his bionic humanoid arm, was coming to grab them.

[Kitanna]

Merry and Pippin get more than they bargained for when they caught Saruman table dancing.

or

Merry: That's what dwarven women look like?!
Pippin: Eek!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry is distrought to have his acordian taken away and stampped on by Gandalf.

Gandalf: Do you realise that we are suposed to be going in secret?

OR

Aragorn just told the Hobbits that there is no Father Christmas. :eek:

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Pippin: NOOOOO!!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A BATH!!!!! AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ELF!!!!

Merry: RUN!!!!!

[Nimrodel_9]

Aragorn just told the Hobbits that there is no Father Christmas.Ah, Hookbill beat me to it! ;)

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Legolas: but this is Herbal Essences, good for hobbit hair.

[The Only Real Estel]

In keeping with a few of the earlier captions... :D

Merry & Pippin were horrified to find an uncloaked figure, not Gandalf the Grey but... Father Christmas! :eek:

[Mänwe]

http://209.85.48.9/1854/94/emo/pipe.jpg
*NO SMOKING*
*"New Shire" Political Party Health Drive*

[Parmastahir]

Almost missed the previous caption opportunity:

Merry and Pippin were more than a little dismayed when Fangorn uncloaked!

New caption opportunity:

The anti-smoking craze finally reaches The Shire and signs are posted (as most Hobbits never get their letters) in the inns banning smoking indoors.

[Mänwe]

I fear I may have muddled you. Mhm, should I remove the picture? Sorry if we are not supposed to post "picture answers".

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Merry and Pippin learn that New Line is making a The Lord of the Rings prequel.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

wow ... frodo really cant fly

[Boromir88]

Manwe, I think it's ok, since I especially find it funny as well as creative...can't beat a combo like that :D

[Istari]

Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Gollum uncloaked.(well unloinclothed)

[Boromir88]

Merry and Pippin had stepped into Warg droppings.

[Mänwe]

Boromir88 I am glad that I have not done anything illegal!

[mormegil]

Billy and Dominique whispering to each other: Since we really don't have much else going for us, I'm glad PJ is going to include Merry and Pippin in the Hobbit...PAYCHECK! Cha-ching

PJ: Ummm guys, I'm not directing the Hobbit now!

Both: Our careers!?!?

[Brinniel]

Billy: Did morm just call you Dominique?!

Dominic: *gasp* He knows my secret!!! :eek:

:p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Hobbits stumble across Gandalf and Saruman Ballroom dancing.

OR

Merry and Pippin discover just why the Keep Out sign was there.

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry & Pippin discover that the rum (or ale/beer) is indeed gone. :eek:

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf announces that he is confiscating Merry and Pippin's Playstation 3.

[Formendacil]

Merry and Pippin's first encounter with a wheeled mountain goes horribly awry.

[Eonwe]

Merry: *mutters* Well, I never expected Frodo to be the werewolf...

Pippin: Well, if you'd have voted with me, we wouldn't be here, now would we!?

[Istari]

Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Treebeard taking a leak on some muchrooms. :D

[The Elf-warrior]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/sauron.jpg

Sauron: "O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Heating system in Barad Dur went haywire, but Sauron was too proud to call out a workman to fix it.

OR

Sauron: Oops

[Kath]

Sauron: Honestly, the special effects in this film are just getting ridiculous, you can hardly see me!

[Mänwe]

And takes "absorb the VIC vapour" a little too literally!*

[Estelyn Telcontar]

An exploding jack-o-lantern reveals Halloween's true evil nature - Sauron's behind it all!

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Sauron shows that you can light farts on fire.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: This is the last time I let the Witch King cook.