Duos of....potential doom?

[Gil-Galad]

This came, as my teacher would say, as a "Brain Fart".

Who would you say would be the funniset, most evil, most faulty duos of the downsers be? it can be any downs member with their personality that you think would be hillaurious together?


hopefully it won't get chopped up to the closing bin, more or less following HI's path...


1. Barrowight and myself - this would be the most disatrous thing if me and the Barrowight were stuck together...i would go on with crazy puns and Mr.Wight would plan a dastardly plan while reading Opus to probaly shut me up somewhere...while i shoot nerf rockets at him for funny laughs...


have fun!


G.G.Meister?

[Ainaserkewen]

the phantom and any newbie. 'Nuff said.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Burrahobbit coupled with... any newbie. *grin*

Or how about, in the spirit of mischief making, the phantom and myself.

[Gil-Galad]

of course their is Estelyn and any newbie as well, Estylen always giving a helping hand...

[the phantom]

Davem and any female Downer (the unfortunate lady wouldn't last long, Lalwende would kill her :p )

The riders of Rohaan and Fea (riders made the infamous "I am drooling" post on a thread that has since been closed).

THE Ka and Neithan, a bad match due to political and economic philosophies
the phantom and any newbie
Am I that scary?
the phantom and myself
How self-promotional of you, Fea.

And how very right. :D

(but we'd have to keep it hush-hush, or else everyone would start being mean due to extreme jealousy)

[Lalwendë]

Davem and any female Downer (the unfortunate lady wouldn't last long, Lalwende would kill her )

Ah yes, but then the long forgotten spiders would come out before this eventuality came to pass... :eek:

It may indeed look to the outside world to be evil here, with the room wreathed in smoke, but we only argue about the correct numbering of volumes of HoME. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Here goes nothing.

Nimrodel_9: Especially on Crazy Captions. A Very witty fellow.
And
Gil-Gallad: When not too silly, can be a damned funny guy.

But posibly,
the phantom: Wit and sophistication, good combination.

I'll think of more lately, but till next time folks...

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

The riders of Rohaan and Fea (riders made the infamous "I am drooling" post on a thread that has since been closed). You understand, dear phantom, that I just choked and accidentally spat a large mouthful of orange gatorade into my hand ? A pair indeed, as he would have to hope for his life. I'm generally bad at tolerating fools. The answer remains too young, surrounded by protective older brother types (even more, these days), as well as aspiring suitors, and beyond uninterested. And might I remind you that that incident was your fault?

How self-promotional of you, Fea.
I'm sorry. Were you under the impression that I need your help to be the best? And here I thought it was the other way around. ;)

And how very right.
I usually am.

Oh yes, and here is another comic pairing:

Inktomi Slurp Spider and Baidu Bot Spider. Presumably their alter-egos have similar mindsets, and so I imagine the two would get on rather well and spend all kinds of time causing mostly harmless mischief.

Fea

[Gil-Galad]

Wit and Sosphistication....aye good combo...epecially if you can picture me and the Phantom back-to-back fighting off hordes of robot zombies with hats...yeah i've lost all interest...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

"Bears" come to mind . . . ;)

[Vanwatholiel]

I would have to say me and the Phantom. (I'm sorry, Phantom! Please don't hurt me!) But seriously, As you can tell by my slightly off posts (mentally) and eccentricness (is that a word?), and the Phantom's seriousness and my goofiness, it would be a quite amusing pair. I can see it now: we are fighting off Orcs and Trolls, and I am happily picking flowers. Or singing "In Dreams" while doing Baton routines with my sword. :D (I sure like parenthesis, don't I?)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

I'm not sure about the shelf-life of this thread but....

....I'll pick davem and Saucy, when you throw in a dash of alcohol and the topic of Peter Jackson's films! :D

[Gil-Galad]

Any more Duos of Potential Doom?

[Nimrodel_9]

Here goes nothing.

Nimrodel_9: Especially on Crazy Captions. A Very witty fellow.
And
Gil-Gallad: When not too silly, can be a damned funny guy.

But posibly,
the phantom: Wit and sophistication, good combination.

I'll think of more lately, but till next time folks... Excellent. :D

[Morsul the Dark]

me and gil-galad we all know thats a scary combo :p

SacuePanMAn and me...not a bad combo but not productive him and his cryptic clues me with my nearly endless list of guesses

[Gil-Galad]

too scary Morsul...

[Meneltarmacil]

Nilpaurion Felagund and myself. Couldn't be much more explosive around here than that, in my opinion... ;)

[Larien Telemnar]

Weel I'm new here and don't know anyone that well yet, but as soon as I do I'll try to think up some. Until then, I shall read this thread with interest. By the way, what's the significance of "I am drooling"? The Hobbit ish verrah curious! :D

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Larien: by no means significant, "I am drooling" was part of an inappropriate and highly annoying post by a new member that was directed toward me. The situation was swiftly dealt with, which is why most members don't even remember it.

And.. can we do trios of potential doom? Because I can't help but think that Saucie wouldn't be able to spend more than a few seconds in the company of myself and the phantom. ;) Actually, I think he might be surprised... but that's besides the point, since his finger is poised over a trigger just about now.

[Lhunardawen]

Aaaaah, Fea, those were the good ol' days... ;)

Because I can't help but think that Saucie wouldn't be able to spend more than a few seconds in the company of myself and the phantom.From what I hear, er, see, in Storyland...nobody would last a second with the phantom and you without earplugs. :D

[JennyHallu]

Me and Fea are rather scary in combination. Ask Elempi :cool:

[Valier]

hhhmmmmm.... I will have to say a good team would be myself and Rune....Since I am trying to stalk him:rolleyes: Ha Ha We would be volitile at the least. Also Anguirel and I make a good team! We have been wolves together and did a real bang up job.:D

[Roa_Aoife]

Two that I fear to ever see in tandem....

SPM and Fordim! Throw in Hookbill, and we'd all be doomed! Doomed I tell you! DOOMED!

[Gil-Galad]

Jenny and Glirdy, thre old stalking buddies

[Frodo Baggins]

I'd have to say...myself and Burrahobbit because we detest each other and each other's worldviews. In short we don't get along together.

Or maybe my self and any Noob who starts to talke about how hot Legoas is, then I just wanna rip off their bubbley fangirl heads.


SPM and Hookbill are rather a bad pair as well since they are both caustic wits who ofen end up on opposing sides of the argumet. :smokin:

[JennyHallu]

Stalking? Me? :eek:

What would make you think I was stalking anyone?

*surreptitiously hides notebooks filled with personal information on BDers*

I'm not stalking anyone...

:D :cool:

[THE Ka]

THE Ka and Neithan, a bad match due to political and economic philosophies


Oh, but that was so long ago my dear!

Besides, as wonderful Machiavelli did say to me once:

' I know they play horrible poker, and their tastes are slightly odd, but dear, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.'

'Tis life, everyone plays slyly, and whitewashes when they try to, but, remember now the joys Camus brought us. You can try to die all at once in the face of horrible truths of human nature ( As such Hamlet was consumed with such utter horror and overcome by), or you can learn from the experiences of life and go on and such forth, ect.

Al right, I'm going to end my rant now before another thesis paper appears this month... :rolleyes:

~ Aesthete

[Glirdan]

Jenny and Glirdy, thre old stalking buddies(Gil)

That is rather scary...

But I think a combo you all would like to avoid would be Wilwa and myself. Ask Wayne and Lote for reasons why. ;)

I also see tp and Gil as a potential problem...

[Gil-Galad]

keep in mind Glirdy it is Duos of Potential Doom so any duos, whether bad or good, are welcome here.

[Roa_Aoife]

We probably shouldn't let Wayne, Wilwa, and Lote work together. I mean, Tolkien has shown us the power of siblings working as a team. Feanor's sons, anyone? Let's avoid one of those...

[Diamond18]

What kind of duos are we talking about here? IE, what purpose would this coupling serve?

Romantic?

Werewolvian?

Political? (President, Vice President, for example)

Or, in a slightly similar vein, Administrative? (Co-modding a forum)

Adventuresome? (Some have mentioned fighting off orcs and trolls together)

For instance, a political pairing of the phantom and The Saucepan Man would cause mayhem and possibly an assassination or two. As partners in Wolfishness they might be a formidable team. Romantically, um, uh, excuse me I have to go gouge out my mind's eye. :p

What about Tolkien character duos, by the way? Don't we all want to see Eowyn and Grishnakh having a romantic picnic by the lake? Or Pippin acting as Gandalf's Vice President? :D

Oh, and then there's the ever fun game of "What If They Mated?" Imagine the child of Luthien and Morgoth. Oh wait! That's been done. (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=1042) ;)

[Eonwe]

Me and Farael. One of us would end up hanged! ;) :) We should have had a little side story deal where we killed eachother! :smokin: Just kidding!

[Glirdan]

Oooo!! This one's been done but I have to say it!!: Folwren and myself. Go LotR Survivor!!!

[Elu Ancalime]

the phantom and any newbie. 'Nuff said.

Nuff said indeed. :)

of course their is Estelyn and any newbie as well, Estylen always giving a helping hand...
I PMed her a lot of questions my fist week....

And I cant beleive nobodys said much about the 'real' Doom. Or should I say DOOM. SpM and Kuru.
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[Lalaith]

Now I know how Rosalind Franklin felt. DOOM was not a Duo, my good Elu.

[Diamond18]

No, indeed it was not. *mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa*

[Elu Ancalime]

Oh right...I should know, I was in it for a week.....well the "figureheads," which had its beginnings in Survivor The Hobbit.
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[Roa_Aoife]

I just recently thought of this:

Me and Nogrod, in any Werewolf game, on any side, ever. Seriously, if we ever start to agree in that game, we'll be lynched on principle.

And a Trio of doom would emerge if Sleepy got thrown into the mix.

[Thinlómien]

Duos of potential ww doom

Lhuna and Mac. 'Nuff said.

Kath and Diamond. I haven't yet quite forgotten the game you were the ranger and the hunter in... :p

I second Roa and Nogrod. But to make it more insane, don't add Sleepy, but Sauce. :D

Duos of potential survivor doom

Mormegil and any other 'downer. ;)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

the phantom and any newbie. 'Nuff said.

The Phantom and... Alien. 'Nuff said. :p

[Gil-Galad]

WW duos eh... well me and Glirdy can just confuse the entire game around if we try...

[Roa_Aoife]

I second Roa and Nogrod. But to make it more insane, don't add Sleepy, but Sauce. :D



Heh.. heh heh... MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA! *runs off to PM Sauce and Nogrod with her plans of world domination*

Morm and Kath. Or Morm and SPM.

And Me and Diamond- the union would likely result in a nuclear explosion large enough to destroy the planet. ;) (Anyone know where she's been lately?)

[Thinlómien]

(Anyone know where she's been lately?)In her (http://sarahlitarose.livejournal.com/) livejournal... :rolleyes: ;)

Also, one disastrous duo is Hookbill and the Serious Cat. :D

[Gil-Galad]

On the Quiz Room front, Legate of Amon Lanc and The Might have basically tooken over most of the threads...

[The Might]

I'd nominate Estelyn and Guinevere for anything that has to do with Tolkien's "minor" works

[Thenamir]

If you were to somehow contain davem, raynor, and obloquy in a confined space, the resulting explosion could alter the Earth's orbit considerably. Tossing in Squatter as well might well reduce our Solar System to six planets.

[Lalwendë]

Also, one disastrous duo is Hookbill and the Serious Cat. :D

Ooh no, most disastrous of all is Hookbill and a pound of cheese at suppertime. Now that would be frightening - especially when he typed up his spooky dreams next day!

Even worse would be your good self, Hookbill and a pound of cheese for supper. I'd be running round saying "Come back, Nostradamus, all is forgiven!"
:eek:

;)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Even worse would be your good self, Hookbill and a pound of cheese for supper. I'd be running round saying "Come back, Nostradamus, all is forgiven!"

But... cheese is good! :p

A duo of probable Doom... The Barrow Wight and any of the spamers. One of them is sure to disappear after a time. :smokin:

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Tossing in Squatter as well might well reduce our Solar System to six planets.Not as impressive a threat as it once would have been, given the ease with which Pluto stopped being.

[Thenamir]

Not as impressive a threat as it once would have been, given the ease with which Pluto stopped being.
Owing to the fact that overdiscussion and excessive nit-picking was the cause of that reclassification, that's exactly my point. :D

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Owing to the fact that overdiscussion and excessive nit-picking was the cause of that reclassification, that's exactly my point. :DI'd be more concerned if they threatened to reduce Tolkien's work to one book. ;)

[Lalwendë]

But... cheese is good! :p


Of course it is, but your cheese-induced dreams not so long ago had me scared!
:D

I wonder what would happen if my diet consisted solely of cheese? Would I go quietly psychotic? :eek:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Squatter and Rimbaud, virtuosos of verbosity (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?p=417527#post417527).