Finish the Sentence

[Boromir88]

Ok, I'm going to try a new thread here. What you do is you take a quote (from the books or movies), and let someone else finish the quote. Remember: this is Mirth so think of something totally crazy, and surely something Tolkien wouldn ever say. ( :p )Sorry, if that's not good explanation but here' an example:

Me: Eight there are here yet nine set out from Rivendell. Tell me...

Poster: ...where is my top hat? For I have lost it and I look so good in it.

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1) I'll start off, and someone else can finish the quote and then post one of their own, and we'll keep switching like that.

2) Please bold quotes so they're easy to find for everyone.

3) You can put the person who said the quote, but you don't have to.
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Ok,

Boromir: Have you ever seen it Aragorn; the white Tower of Ecthelion? Glimmering like a....

[mormegil]

Boromir: Have you ever seen it Aragorn; the white Tower of Ecthelion? Glimmering like a....

...freshly glazed donut...mmmm...donut!

Now I assume I throw the next quote out?

Legolas: Up with your beard, Durin's son! For thus is it spoken:...

[Mithalwen]

..he who has a long beard should not trail it in the mire.

Bilbo "So you've come back? And tomorrow's.....

[Boromir88]

Now I assume I throw the next quote out?
You assumed right. ;)

Bilbo "So you've come back? And tomorrow's.....
the day I remember where I had an extreme case of indigestion
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Legolas: He is Aragorn son of Arathorn, You him him...

[mormegil]

Legolas: He is Aragorn son of Arathorn, You owe him...

your lunch money, you fat stupid Hobbit.


(I changed the frist him to owe)
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Aragorn: Nay Lady, I am not astray; for I...

[Formendacil]

Aragorn: Nay Lady, I am not astray; for I...

.... am a duck in familiar waters.

I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and if by life or death I can protect you...

[Meela]

I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and if by life or death I can protect you...

... well, I'm not making any promises.


Gandalf: If you don't let me in Frodo, I shall...

[Formendacil]

Gandalf: If you don't let me in Frodo, I shall...

...uncloak and REALLY start some rumours.

Denethor: I will not bow to such a one, the last of a ragged house...

[mormegil]

Denethor: I will not bow to such a one, the last of a ragged house...

that is made of gingerbread


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Frodo: No, Sam! Do not kill him even now. For he has...

[Kitanna]

Frodo: No, Sam! Do not kill him even now. For he has...
...promised us tickets to The Silmarillion on ice.

Tom Bombadil: Keep to the grass green. Don't you...

[Maeggaladiel]

Frodo: No, Sam! Do not kill him even now. For he has...

...promised to take me to Disney Land!


"Where is the horse and the rider..."

[the guy who be short]

Frodo: No, Sam! Do not kill him even now. For he has...
... been touched by the power of the love of his mother - to touch him is to die.

Same: Please don't turn me into

[The Only Real Estel]

We seem to be doing a lot of triple posting today. :D

Since Kitanna was techinically the first to respond...

Tom Bombadil: Keep to the grass green. Don't you...

...go near the rabbit of Caerbannog!

"In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark, but..."

[mormegil]

"In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark, but..."


more of a off white hue mingled with purple stripes.



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Denethor: Since when has the Lord of Gondor been...

[Lalwendë]

Denethor: Since when has the Lord of Gondor been...

...Tony Blair.






Frodo: These are High Elves! They spoke the name of .....

[Bergil]

those are high elves, they spoke the name of-
three different people when they were adressing me before they got it right

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short cuts may make long delays, but-

[Valesse]

Short cuts may make long delays, but-
...at least they are better than the airports!

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Faramir: "Then, Eowyn of Rohan, I say to you that you are..."

[Farael]

Faramir: "Then, Eowyn of Rohan, I say to you that you are..."
...Not my type. It's not you, I swear, it's me!

Galadriel: 'Needless were none of the deeds of Gandalf in life. Those that followed him...

[mormegil]

Galadriel: 'Needless were none of the deeds of Gandalf in life. Those that followed him...

...enjoyed the occasional uncloaking

(sorry Formendacil took mine earlier and I cross posted but too late)

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Mouth of Sauron: So you have yet another one of these....

[Holbytlass]

Mouth of Sauron: So you have yet another one of these....
"toothbrushes", and think you are going to use it on me!!
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Lobelia: You don't belong here; you're no Baggins-you- you're a ....

[Meneltarmacil]

Mouth of Sauron: So you have yet another one of these....
...things you call "bazookas" with you, eh? I've never understood what those actually do, but-- *KABOOM* *cough cough dies*

EDIT: Cross-posted
Lobelia: You don't belong here; you're no Baggins-you- you're a ....
...mutant alien of doom sent to destroy us! I'm not going to let the storyline turn into a bad scifi plot!

In a hole in the ground there lived...

[arcticstorm]

a pile of buried radioactive "waste" left over from Saruman's bid for power. This waste had a life of its own and began to work behind the scenes to take over the Shire.

Hail Gurthang, no lord or loyalty dost thou know, save the.....

[Fingolfin II]

Hail Gurthang, no lord or loyalty dost thou know, save the.....

female sword, Narsil, yonder. Take thy eyes off it!

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Galadriel: The Quest stands on the edge of a knife- stray but a little and....

[The Elf-warrior]

Galadriel: The Quest stands on the edge of a knife- stray but a little and....

the Morlocks will eat you.

Gandalf: There is courage still....

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: There is courage still....
...in the hearts of many long, finger nailed dragons. But they don't use it. Take all you need.
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The mother of our particular hobbit...

[Lalwendë]

The mother of our particular hobbit...

....stank of elderberries.




Aragorn: "I am called Strider. I came out of the North. I am hunting ...."

[mormegil]

Aragorn: "I am called Strider. I came out of the North. I am hunting ...."

...for the best bargains on designer apparel


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Yavanna: The Light of the Trees has passed away, and lives now only in....

[Morsul the Dark]

[B]darkness...I told Manwe to pay the electricity bill!




LegolasWould you like me to explain it to you or shall I....

[the guy who be short]

Legolas: Would you like me to explain it to you or shall I...
...kill you now and save us both some trouble?

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Legolas: Ai! Ai!...

[mormegil]

Legolas: Ai! Ai!...

...Gimli just gave me an atomic wedgie.


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Melian: Their swords and their counsels shall have...

[Morsul the Dark]

my shampoo my shampoo its gone!




Fool of a Took next time........

[Gurthang]

Melian: Their swords and their counsels shall have...

a ping-pong tournament here tomorrow.

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Gimli: "It still only counts...."

[Formendacil]

Fool of a Took next time........

.... I shall smite thee with mine blunderbuss!

Gimli: "It still only counts...."

...if you do the macarena!"

The Road goes ever on and on...

[Alcarillo]

The Road goes ever on and on...
...until it reaches construction crews who halt the traffic.

Gwindor: I have not seen him, but rumor of him runs through Angband that he...

[Boromir88]

Gwindor: I have not seen him, but rumor of him runs through Angband that he...
Has a pink, fluffy bunny he likes to sleep and cuddle with at night.

Eomer: Now is the hour, riders of Rohan, oaths you have taken, now...

[The Elf-warrior]

Eomer: Now is the hour, riders of Rohan, oaths you have taken, now...

take off you iPods!

Denethor: Do not trouble me with....

[Fingolfin II]

Denethor: Do not trouble me with....

...your girl problems! We never went through this thing with Boromir. Always you cast a poor reflection on me.

Gandalf: My dear Frodo, Hobbits really are amazing creatures! You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years....

[mormegil]

Gandalf: My dear Frodo, Hobbits really are amazing creatures! You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years....

...they still think I can't pull a rabbit out of my hat.


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Thorin: This won't do at all! If we don't get...

[Farael]

Thorin: This won't do at all! If we don't get...

At least two more female dwarves to come along to this party of yours!

Treebeard: Turn round and let me have a look at your faces...

[Formendacil]

Treebeard: Turn round and let me have a look at your faces...

... so that the sight of your posteriors may be hidden from me, you mooners!

Gandalf: "Authority is not give to you, Steward of Gondor, to order the hour of your death...

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "Authority is not give to you, Steward of Gondor, to order the hour of your death...

...unless you order your death in an hour.

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Smaug: "You have good manners for a thief and..."

[Formendacil]

Smaug: "You have good manners for a thief and..."

... and poor manners for a butler!"

Aragorn: "Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it were known that all Hobbits had such hides...

[Farael]

Aragorn: "Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it were known that all Hobbits had such hides...
I'd given up my claim to the throne and made a fortune hunting hobbits!!


Frodo! Come back! A madness took me, but...

[mormegil]

Frodo! Come back! A madness took me, but...

...I promise no more uncloakings


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Bombur: I am too fat for such...

[Boromir88]

Bombur: I am too fat for such...
a dinner that only consists of Bilbo's sweet cakes and Mountain Dew.

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Theoden: The horn of Helm Hammerhand, shall sound in the deep, one last time. Let this be the hour we...

[arcticstorm]

Theoden: The horn of Helm Hammerhand, shall sound in the deep, one last time. Let this be the hour we... go insane because of these Sound of Music songs stuck in our heads. "The hills are alive..."
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THere is an inn a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
and there they...

[Morsul the Dark]

The hills are alive...maybe that ecstacy was too good

If this is to be our end then i shall have them make such an end to....

[Farael]

If this is to be our end then i shall have them make such an end to....
Laugh about! have you heard the one about the black man and the penguin?

"One Ring to find them...."

[mormegil]

One Ring to find them...

blasted contacts that you keep loosing Sam.


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Frodo: We had better find someone who will tell us...

[Lalwendë]

Frodo: We had better find someone who will tell us...

...the way to Amarillo.





Eowyn: "Aragorn, why will you go on this deadly...."

[Mithalwen]

Eowyn: "Aragorn, why will you go on this deadly...."

dull sounding holiday organised by NADFAS? A tour of early Stoor settlements with lectures by Prof S. Gollum..... why don't you try Club Rhun?


"Too long I have...

[Kitanna]

"Too long I have...
...tried to find the Loch Ness Monster."

"I'm glad you're here..."

[Farael]

"I'm glad you're here..."
for now we can get this parrrrty started!!

'Nay, pray do not smile at me...

[Lhunardawen]

'Nay, pray do not smile at me......it becomes too apparent that you never brush your teeth.

Eowyn: "No longer do I desire..."

[Formendacil]

Eowyn: "No longer do I desire..."

...barbie dolls, Uncle Theoden. I'm over twenty now."

Frodo: "I have come! But I do not choose now to do what I came to do. I will not...

[mormegil]

Frodo: "I have come! But I do not choose now to do what I came to do. I will not...

...peel one more potato.


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Meneldur: If smiths remained five years at the anvil...

[Lalwendë]

Meneldur: If smiths remained five years at the anvil...

....Morrissey would never get any songs written.






Thorin: This most excellent and audacious hobbit, may the hair on his toes....

[Formendacil]

Meneldur: If smiths remained five years at the anvil...

... we would have few Smithsons."

Frodo: "But I warn you, Smeagol...

EDIT: Crossposted with Lalwende.

[The Elf-warrior]

Thorin: This most excellent and audacious hobbit, may the hair on his toes....

never be subject to the curling iron.


Frodo: "But I warn you, Smeagol...

never ever audition for Les Mis! Your singing is dreadful!



Éomer: Saruman has poisoned....

[mormegil]

Éomer: Saruman has poisoned...

...those brownies, I advise we do not eat them unless Grima eats one first.


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Mandos: Their Oath shall drive them, and yet...

[Formendacil]

Mandos: Their Oath shall drive them, and yet...

... the van shall end up in a ditch."

Arwen: "But I say to you, King of the Numenoreans, not till now have I understood the tale of your people and their fall. As wicked fools I scorned them, but I...

[Farael]

Arwen: "But I say to you, King of the Numenoreans, not till now have I understood the tale of your people and their fall. As wicked fools I scorned them, but I...
must admit that you are all party animals, even if you spend so much time wasted or hung over.

'Here is a thing unheard of!' [Gimli] said. 'An Elf will go underground....

[mormegil]

Here is a thing unheard of!' [Gimli] said. 'An Elf will go underground...

...while a dwarf would prefer frolicking in the woods in my pink tutu.


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Gwindor: A wandering Elf, a thrall escaped, whom Beleg met and...

[Formendacil]

Gwindor: A wandering Elf, a thrall escaped, whom Beleg met and...

... and went into partnership in the Clown Cream Pies business with."

Sam: "My master is sick and wounded. He can't go on riding after nightfall. He needs...

[Captain Grishnahk]

Book quotes! What fun!!!

"... rest."

[mormegil]

Sam: "My master is sick and wounded. He can't go on riding after nightfall. He needs...

...a nightlight for he is fearful of the dark


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Beren: Thrice now I curse my...

[Gurthang]

Beren: Thrice now I curse my...

... hand! First it gets itself bitten off, and now the blasted thing won't let go of the Silmaril! (clearly Beren wasn't the best in math.)

[mormegil]

Gurthang? Do you have a follow up sentence?

[Farael]

Well, as there was no followup sentence, I'll add one of my own as I like this thread. if Gurthang offers one before anyone else answers, we'll go with his

There was too much of the Mr. underhill to go vanishing into thin air, or...

[Gurthang]

Oops. Sorry about that. I'll go ahead and answer Farael's then give a follow-up. I think I was pressed for time when I wrote that, and wasn't in the best thinking mind. :rolleyes: Again, apologies.

There was too much of the Mr. underhill to go vanishing into thin air, or...

...maybe there was less of Mr. Underhill than meets the eye!

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Gimli: All who look upon her fall under her spell and...

[mormegil]

Gimli: All who look upon her fall under her spell and...

will never forget the taste of purple gum balls.


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Sam: What do they live on when they can't get...

[Oddwen]

Sam: What do they live on when they can't get...

...off?

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Saruman: You have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in...

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: You have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in...

a time machine to the 25th century.

It is a mark of evil things...

[Elu Ancalime]

It is a mark of evil things...

...that is what that grafiiti is.
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Sam: Well, I'm...
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VAPORGENIE VAPORIZER (http://vaporizers.net/vapor-genie)

[Gurthang]

Sam: Well, I'm...

...wearing only a towel and standing in a bowl of porridge... what do I do now?

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Gandalf: "And I return to you now at..."

[Valier]

Well I'm BACK The last words spoken in the Trilogy.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "And I return to you now at..."

...the end of Gigli. And if you insist on watching it again, I'll leave again.

Saruman: "But we must have power, power to...

[mormegil]

Saruman: "But we must have power, power to...

...heat our houses, light our rooms and operate power tools.

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Hurin: The King's grace is great indeed; but if our word is not enough, then we will...

[Valier]

swear oaths to you.

[mormegil]

Valier, this is a Mirth thread and it's not an attempt to guess the quote. Rather it's an attempt to be humorous. I'd love to see what humor you could come up with. Boromir explained it rather well on the first post of this thread.

[Valier]

.....Have to go to the nearest cliff and throw ourselves off.......My bad :(

[Bergil]

I'll just post a scentance starter

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for...

[Farael]

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for... I am the screen writer of that movie

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like...

[Gurthang]

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like...
...the other half of you half as well as you would like!

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(I'm stealing this from the top of my current page...)

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are...

[The Only Real Estel]

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are...

...known for often knowing your girlfriend's phone number.

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All you have to decide is...

[mormegil]

All you have to decide is...

...which brand of ring polish to buy.

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Glordindel: Yet all the elves are willing...

[The Elf-warrior]

Glordindel: Yet all the elves are willing...

to give to charity so why not you, Mr. Scrooge?

Frodo: Go not to the Elves for counsel...

[The Only Real Estel]

to give to charity so why not you, Mr. Scrooge?

Frodo: Go not to the Elves for counsel...

...for the Keebler Elves are silly and preoccupied with their baking.


"'There are many powers in the world, for good or for evil. Some are..."

[Parmawen]

There are many powers in the world, for good or for evil. Some are...

...just cute little marshmellow peeps that turn into blood-sucking bunnies behind your back.

Merry: You shall have it! Give me that...

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry: You shall have it! Give me that...

back! I changed my mind!

Sam: You ought to be ashamed...

[Kitanna]

Sam: You ought to be ashamed...
...of yourself, tripping old ladies in the parking lot like that.

Gimli: The Orcs are behind...

[Farael]

The orcs are behind... door number 3!! I'm sorry Boromir, it seems you've lost.

Old fool! Why there is.....

[mormegil]

Old fool! Why there is.....

a sale on that horse just at the next stable.


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Frodo: Tell me, Gildor, have you ever seen...

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo: Tell me, Gildor, have you ever seen......a Hobbit uncloaked? 'Cause you're about to see one.

Galadriel: I will diminish...

[The Elf-warrior]

Galadriel: I will diminish...

into a Disney princess.

Grima: Then it is true...

[Meneltarmacil]

Grima: Then it is true...
...you are planning to give me one of those dreaded "baths." With soap, too!

Not all one sentence, but...
THEODEN: I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be...

[The Elf-warrior]

THEODEN: I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be...

noticed.

Gimli: "We should make lights..."

[Naria]

noticed.

Gimli: "We should make lights..."

go on then off, on, then off again.


Gandalf: "Fool of a Took, next time....."

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: "Fool of a Took, next time....."

...make sure you KILL the blighter. He gave me a back wound because of you!!!!

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The Day has come!!! Behold...

[Elu Ancalime]

.....get the brand name, not the generic!!!

"Doors of Durin, Lord of____, speak ___ and ____"
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JAGUAR S-TYPE SPECIFICATIONS (http://www.ford-wiki.com/wiki/Jaguar_S-Type)

[Valier]

.....get the brand name, not the generic!!!

"Doors of Durin, Lord of____, speak ___ and ____"


"Doors or Durin,Lord of the dance,speak not and stamp those feet,damn you!


Legolas: "I will endure----,if I have your promise to......

[Farael]

I will endure your foul smell , if I have your promise to take a good bath when we make it to Rohan, Aragorn.

"We are no phantoms," said Aragorn, 'nor do your eyes cheat you. For indeed

[Lhunardawen]

Side note: Elu Ancalime, that was very innovative! :)


"We are no phantoms," said Aragorn, 'nor do your eyes cheat you. For indeed...we have not undergone an ego augmentation.


Gurthang (the sword, that is): Yea, I will drink...

[mormegil]

Gurthang (the sword, that is): Yea, I will drink...

prune juice at your recommendation in hopes of becomming regular.

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Niniel: And now your wisdom is vain, and you shall not...

[Glirdan]

Niniel: And now your wisdom is vain, and you shall not...

have my last slice of pizza!!!

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Get thee gone and...

[Valier]

....And make me some sandiches Woman!

All are weary and very many have-------and we have all-------and that is ill to bear.

[Boromir88]

All are weary and very many have pulled an all-nighter and we have all searched tirelessly this year for the nano-ipod and that is ill to bear.

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Aragorn: A day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we....

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: A day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we....

slap our chests and sing ta-ran-ta-ra.

Sam: You're forgetting the great big...

[Farael]

Sam: You're forgetting the great big... ego of Ms. Galadriel!!

wasn't funny that way, Mr. Frodo. It was queer. All wrong, if it wasn't a dream. And you had best hear it. It was like this:.....

[The Elf-warrior]

wasn't funny that way, Mr. Frodo. It was queer. All wrong, if it wasn't a dream. And you had best hear it. It was like this:.....

I saw the kaleidoscope of Sauron just like what you saw in the mirror of Galadriel. And it was in a crystal ball and talking to a cranky old man in a red cloak with long white hair.

Denethor: Do not take my...

[Glirdan]

Denethor: Do not take my...

Hobbit sized salt and pepper shakers!! Do you have any idea how long it took me to get those!?!? :eek: :mad:

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I have never been out of my own _____ before. And if I had known what the ________ was like, I don't think I should have had ____________ leave it.

[The Elf-warrior]

I have never been out of my own _____ before. And if I had known what the ________ was like, I don't think I should have had ____________ leave it.

I have never been out of my own village before. And if I had known what the gate-keeper was like, I don't think I should have had the inclination to leave it.

Treebeard: For there was a great inrush of....

[mormegil]

Treebeard: For there was a great inrush of....

of pipeweed into these parts, our teenagers have gotten into much trouble because of it.


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Dori: You would have dropped him, if a goblin had suddenly...

[Gil-Galad]

Dori: You would have dropped him, if a goblin had suddenly...

broke into spontaneus singing like the good old times



Azog: I rule this...

[Boromir88]

Azog: I rule this...

can of beets.

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Agent Elrond: You're outnumbered, Aragorn, you need more...

[The Elf-warrior]

Agent Elrond: You're outnumbered, Aragorn, you need more...

tuna to appease those cats.

Behind us in the caves...

[gralin musicteeth]

Behind us in the caves... is a singing fish.

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They will find the ring, and ...

[The Elf-warrior]

They will find the ring, and ...

use it to establish a New World Order.

We will eat you....

[Gil-Galad]

We will eat you....


...And your Wee Doggy too! haha!


: You Must Send...

[gralin musicteeth]

You Must Send... Ugluk a Christmas card.


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Do not scorn pity that is...

[Glirdan]

Do not scorn pity that is...

...not really pity, but more of a sarcastic remark.

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But if you can only speak ill of those who showed...

[Valesse]

But if you can only speak ill of those who showed...
... you how to work that digital watch... It isn't that bad of a watch, is it?

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"Flinging on some clothes, Merry..."

[Gandalf_the _white]

"Flinging on some clothes, Merry..."[/QUOTE]

... decided that if Gandalf could do un cloaking then he could do cloaking!!



The road goes....

[Thinlómien]

The road goes...to Rome, as all other roads. Didn't you know that?

Fool of a Took! This is a serious...

[Gandalf_the _white]

Fool of a Took! This is a serious...[/QUOTE]

journey! and you decide to use MAPquest!! Grrrrr :mad:




Sam:well, i'm....

[gralin musicteeth]

Sam: Well, I'm fat

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I don't hold with...

[The Elf-warrior]

I don't hold with...

melodramatic hand gestures.

Treebeard: You have proved....

[arcticstorm]

Treebeard: You have proved....
using geometric concepts, such as the reflexive property and the definition of perpendicular lines, that triangle ABC is congruent to triangle BCD. But can you prove that it is congruent to triangle XYZ, without using the verticle angle theorem??

There is an inn a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
and there they....

[gralin musicteeth]

There is an inn a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
and there they.... taste man flesh.

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It takes more to make a king than a piece of...

[Boromir88]

It takes more to make a king than a piece of... strawberry shortcake and being a fluent linguist.

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Faramir: You are a friend of Boromir's? Then it would grieve you to learn...

[arcticstorm]

[B]Faramir: You are a friend of Boromir's? Then it would grieve you to learn... that he has lost his title of disco king to smeagol.

Ho Tom Bombadil Tom Bpmbadillo
By water....

[gralin musicteeth]

Ho Tom Bombadil Tom Bombadillo
By water.... he hath washed himself with a pad of Brillo!!

(oh how clever am I?!?!?!)

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"Books ought to have..."

[The Elf-warrior]

Books ought to have...

a movie version or so Pippin believed.

The Great Goblin: Take them away to...

[Gandalf_the _white]

The Great Goblin: Take them away to...[/QUOTE]

... where legolas can torture them with his obviousness lol

Gandalf: "Fly..."

[gralin musicteeth]

Gandalf: "Fly... away, for I am about to uncloak and the balrog is right behind me, although flying will not help you very much because balrogs have wings....
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Aragorn: "I will lead...

[Boromir88]

Aragorn: "I will lead... you to your dormatories. Follow me. :D

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Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time so we can...

[Valesse]

Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time so we can... get these stubborn grass stains out! :rolleyes:

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Gandalf: It may slip off treacherously, but its...

[elronds_daughter]

Gandalf: It may slip off treacherously, but its...pants usually manage to stay on.


Hama: True enough, but for myself I will wait...

[Precioussss]

Hama: True enough, but for myself I will wait... for the next bus.

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Aragorn: That should not have been...

[Farael]

Aragorn: That should not have been... Legolas... I meant to say Arwen... would you marry me, L...ARWEN!?

(Stealing from my current page)

Gandalf: You cannot enter here. Go back to...

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: You cannot enter here. Go back to...

annoying someone else Peregrin Took!

Saruman: "A new power...

[Naria]

Saruman: "A new power...

of Right Guard deodorant is here!"

ENT:"We cannot_____for we are too_____and too____."

[gralin musicteeth]

ENT:"We cannot_____for we are too_____and too____."

This may belong in the fill in the blank thread, but..

ENT:"We cannot dance for we are too busy making toast and too much toast has already been made."

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I'll wager I could stand you on your...

[Gandalf_the _white]

I'll wager I could stand you on your...[/QUOTE]

Hairy little toes nasty hobbitses!!!



I am a servent of...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I am a servent of...
The greyish Lamppost



You step onto the road, and if you. . .

[Valesse]

You step onto the road, and if you forget to wear your trousers... well thats your own fault.

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Mugwort: "Well I saw what I saw, and I saw..."

[tar-ancalime]

Well I saw what I saw, and I saw London, I saw France, I saw Strider's underpants.

"Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say...."

[gralin musicteeth]

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say.... "Do not eat gralin musicteeth's bagel." This, of course, is information you already knew, so then you wonder why you left your house in search of Elves in the first place. Clearly, no one would even think about eating my bagel. Stupid obvious Elves.

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This is sharper than thy...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

This is sharper than thy...
sleeves, said the man holding out a slice of heaven.





Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey. . .

[The Elf-warrior]

Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey. . .

I am a jelly covered doughnut.

Oh King to whom all...

[Lhunardawen]

Oh King to whom all......cloaks pledge allegiance, I pray thee, command Gandalf's cloak to stay where it is.


Sam: "If I hear not allowed much oftener..."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sam: "If I hear not allowed much oftener..." (Lhunadaga)I'll read my Entish translation of the Lord of the Pants to you.

He chanted a song of . . .

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

He chanted a song of . . .
a chewing gum he once new.


Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea. . .

[gralin musicteeth]

Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea. . . we can sail or rubber dinghy to Switzerland.

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My heart is...

[Formendacil]

My heart is...

... broken with the unrequited love I have for various Ladies of the 'Downs. :p

"Do not judge the counsel of Gandalf, until...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

"Do not judge the counsel of Gandalf, until... (Formendaga)
. . . you are sure that the Halflings's Weed has not slowed his mind.

'They said you were dead; but . . .

[Formendacil]

'They said you were dead; but . . .

... but clearly that was too much to hope for." :p

"No, I do not counsel you one way or another. For I am not..."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

"No, I do not counsel you one way or another. For I am not..." (Formendaga)
. . . a Councilor, or any elected official for that matter. I'm more of a despot.

'We still remember, we who dwell . . .'

[Glirdan]

'We still remember, we who dwell . . .'
...under the mountain, and I must say, it sucks! There's absolutely no sunlight!!"

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Personally I have no hopes at all, and wish I was...

[Formendacil]

'We still remember, we who dwell . . .'

....in Mordor, the days before AtM." :p

"But it is still dark! Even Legolas on a hill-top...

[Lhunardawen]

"But it is still dark! Even Legolas on a hill-top......,with all his silver glitter powder on, can't be seen!


Frodo: "But if you can only speak ill of those..."

[Farael]

Frodo: "But if you can only speak ill of those..."who know the two shirrifs of the Shire, you might find yourself going to jail for no good reason at all!! we Shirelings have become quite corrupt after the influence of Saruman

Yavanna:"Nonetheless they will have..."

(yes, stealing from my current page)

[gralin musicteeth]

Yavanna:"Nonetheless they will have..." six feet, two noses and eleven arms. And there's nothing you can do about it.

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"The thought of..."

[Formendacil]

"The thought of..."

.... porcupine armies sends chills down my spine."

"We are hobbits from Buckland, and we have a fancy...

[gralin musicteeth]

"We are hobbits from Buckland, and we have a fancy... artichoke.

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"Ill news is...

[Kitanna]

"Ill news is...
...only welcomed when gift wrapped and offered with a side of cheese."
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"Here is the gift of..."

[The Elf-warrior]

"Here is the gift of..."

a partridge in a pear tree you wanted.

Treebeard: I am not going to do anything...

[Roa_Aoife]

Treebeard: I am not going to do anything...

Treebeard: I am not going to do anything... that may jepordize the reputation of the Green Party.


Gandalf: Throw yourself in next time...

[gralin musicteeth]

Gandalf: Throw yourself in next time... so you will not have to endure a Tory government in Canada.

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And if I had known...

[Roa_Aoife]

And if I had known... about this whole mess, I sure as hell wouldn't have invested in Enron.

EDIT: Oops, forgot.... :o


Behold....

[Valesse]

Behold Denethor! Half bear and half man... What family could love such a sloppy eatter?
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He suspects but he does not know...

[Roa_Aoife]

He suspects but he does not know that we've switched Gandalf's beard with our new Cottonelle puff balls. Let's See if he notices.


We are the...

[gralin musicteeth]

We are the... knights who say...NI!

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"I am Uglúk. I ..."

[Valesse]

I am Uglúk. I ... enjoy long pleasent strolls along the riverside, collecting stamps, and occasionally treating myself to a relaxing scented bubble bath.
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Long years ago, when rumour of Sauron had not been...

[Bergil]

Long years ago, when rumour of Sauron had not been...

...blown out of preportion, the man is just an eye!

there has never been any...

[The Elf-warrior]

there has never been any...

Hobbit dumber than you Peregrin Took.

Gollum: It's got to ask uss...

[elronds_daughter]

Gollum: It's got to ask uss...why we speak in plural, yess, Precious...



The road goes...

[Farael]

The road goes...
... south, then east, then west, then down, then east again, a little more to the north, up a level, to your right, then south, then down two levels, and then you see it.... the Balrog of Moria.

I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall...

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

...probably be told to get a haircut.

--

Seven stars and seven stones and...

[The Elf-warrior]

Seven stars and seven stones and...

one stupid hobbit.

Faramir: This I will not...

[Gil-Galad]

Faramir: This I will not...

look good on my final report


Aragorn: What do your Elven...

[JennyHallu]

...tattoos say?

Do not go to the elves for counsel...

[Farael]

Do not go to the elves for counsel... ... for they have the worst timing for making practical jokes. They sent me in a long, tiring, desperate mission to destroy a ring.... that happened to be a fake one!

The day has come! Behold...

[JennyHallu]

INDOOR PLUMBING!!! WOO-HOOO!!!!

He who breaks a thing to find out what it is...

[Roa_Aoife]

He who breaks a thing to find out what it is...

will be called a Fool of a Took by he who uncloaks often.

If I hear...

[JennyHallu]

you sing "99 pints of ale on the wall" ONE more time, Pippin," (Says Gandalf) "I'll turn you into a FROG!"

The wolf that one hears is worse than ....

[Roa_Aoife]

The wolf that one hears is worse than ....

... the one that gets lynched on the first day, but nearly as bad as the one that stays quiet long enough to live to the last day.


Is it nice...

[JennyHallu]

...-looking in the back, Gimli? (Legolas without a mirror)

Courage is found in...

[Maeggaladiel]

courage is found in ... every bite of GondOreos cereal!

"It is a lament for..."

[elronds_daughter]

"It is a lament for...the loss of my mirror. <sobs>" (this statement, of course made by Legolas.)



"What is the...

[Roa_Aoife]

"What is the...

... airspeed velocity of a swallow?


Do not meddle...

[elronds_daughter]

Do not meddle...with the Knights Who Say Ni, for they are the keepers of the word "Ni."



"All we need is...

[JennyHallu]

LOVE!!!!

In a hole in the ground...

[The Only Real Estel]

"In a hole in the ground... there lived a Wabbit.

"We must have power, power to..."

[JennyHallu]

pigeonhole purple pandas in padlocked packages!

(Sorry, awful I know, but the alliterative bug has bit, and what can you do?)

Faithless is he that...

[gralin musicteeth]

Faithless is he that... doesn't go to church??

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Let bearing pay for ...

[JennyHallu]

...naming his son Catting, family precedent or not.

"Still round the corner there may wait..."

(Props to he who can answer in rhyme.)

[Formendacil]

"Still round the corner there may wait..."

...Gandalf the Grey, Uncloaked."

Sorry, it doesn't rhyme... The only word that fit was "wait", and we've already got it...

"Shut the door! I feel the dragon in my...

[The Only Real Estel]

"Shut the door! I feel the dragon in my...

...chest is about to burst out like an alien!!"

[Props to whoever can name that movie ( should be easy :p )...]

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wonder are lost, The old that is strong does not wither... (double props for whoever finishes it off with a line that rhymes correctly...)

[gralin musicteeth]

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wonder are lost, The old that is strong does not wither... and is not very easily tossed. :rolleyes:

i know, i know.

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I'm glad you're with...

[JennyHallu]

somebody else...

Do not ask the Elves for counsel, for...

[Roa_Aoife]

Do not ask the Elves for counsel, for...

... they're totally over-rated. Seriously, the Sylvan Elves are here because their king got lost. Then another one went crazy over three gems, and the others thought it would be a good idea to follow him. And don't get me started on the "Rings of Power" thing, because you know it's really their fault. "Lord of Gifts." Bah! I can't believe they fell fot that.

"I am ________, Lord of ________, Giver of ________.....

[JennyHallu]

I am the almighty Bob, Lord of Sandwiches, giver of Pickles.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for...

[mormegil]

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for...

... they are flatulent and have no shame.

(sorry :rolleyes: )



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Well he'll have news to...

[JennyHallu]

...bore us with for hours.

Mormegil that is incredibly funny.

Then do not be so...

[elronds_daughter]

Then do not be so...stupid, Peregrin Took.




Ents the earthborn, old as...

[JennyHallu]

DIRT.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of...

[gralin musicteeth]

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of... ring around the rosy.

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But many that live deserve...

[JennyHallu]

...Free Pie. Can you give it to them?

Then do not be so...

[Gil-Galad]

... ruggish at a time like this, it is a beuaty contest after all. Think Aragorn think!



I shall blow your door right down your...






:eek:

[gralin musicteeth]

I shall blow your door right down your... street if you don't paint it black to match the rest of the red doors!

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I would have gone with...

[mormegil]

I would have gone with...

...a titanium ring myself, Lord Sauron, it's the fashion currently in Minas Ithil and you'll look stunning at the ball.


____________________________________


Haleth: My mind is now...

[The Elf-warrior]

Haleth: My mind is now...

...blank.

Saruman: A new power...

[JennyHallu]

...really ought to do something about the heating problems in this place. The guy who sold it to me could have warned me...



We shall burn, like....

[Gil-Galad]

...toast shall burn, with many black spots and a bad taste in the mouth.




You must head now for...

[Enedhilion]

the exit, I don't have any money.

This quest will end as fast as...

[elronds_daughter]

This quest will end as fast as...balrogs can fly.





Sam followed behind, trying...

[gralin musicteeth]

Sam followed behind, trying... to see if the Balrog had wings.

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Is this the...

[elronds_daughter]

Is this the...Rivendell Pizzaria?






I would say...

[Morsul the Dark]

I would say thats alovely hat you have on may i take it to mordor for you?



Gandalf the white? Gandalf the...........

[Thinlómien]

Gandalf the white? Gandalf the........... ...Pink, it is, really, when he gets uncloaked.


He is a moss-gatherer and I...

[JennyHallu]

...am a rolling stone.

What have I got in my pocket?


EDIT: YAY 200th Post!

[Gil-Galad]

... Is it some Lint? or Some Gum? or a little from column A and a little from Column B? (Lint Gum! yummy!)


I have never been...

[The Elf-warrior]

I have never been...

injured as badly as the time Legolas shot me while he was quail hunting.

Gimli: Three days and nights...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli: Three days and nights... (The Elf Warrior) . . . and not a single bath have we taken. Aragorn, are you sure about this?

There was Eru, the One, who . . .

[The Elf-warrior]

There was Eru, the One, who . . .

unlike the God of the Bible had others help in the creation of the universe.

Gandalf: A fine lot of things...

[tar-ancalime]

A fine lot of things...

...you've all left on the living room floor! Who do you think is going to clean this up?

What is the House of Eorl but a thatched barn, where brigands...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

What is the House of Eorl but a thatched barn, where brigands... (gaur-ancalime) . . . do the belly-dance and Gandalf habitually uncloaks?

(Get it? Habitually? Uncloaks? :D )

*groan*

Give my your name, horse-master, and . . .

[The Only Real Estel]

"Give my your name, horse-master, and . . .

I'll give you my number. Because you are seriously hot stuff!" :p

"We wish for no strangers in the land at this time, unless...

[Gil-Galad]

"We wish for no strangers in the land at this time, unless...

...they bring me Candy, mounds of beautiful Candy, no Cinnamon! or i'll smite you good!



Turn around and let me have a look at...

[The Elf-warrior]

Turn around and let me have a look at...

your jacket. Aha! You've been stealing lembas!

Don't encourage...

[The Elf-warrior]

Anyone?

[Roa_Aoife]

Don't encourage...

...Fordhim- he may post another poll!

Oh King to whom all....

[Glowing Stone]

Think that you are a confused monkey.

I guess I get to go... please correct me if not.

Do not seek me for advice, for...

[Legolas in spandex]

Do not seek me for advice, for...[/QUOTE]

...I frequently solve all problems with a flamethrower

The vision melted into waking; and there was Tom (Bombadil)...

[Gil-Galad]

The vision melted into waking; and there was Tom (Bombadil)...

and he said "come, bring me a ham sandwich or i will smite you with my awesomeness"


What have i got in my...

[Legolas in spandex]

What have i got in my...[/QUOTE]

pants??

The elves sat on the grass and spoke to each other in...

[Elu Ancalime]

The elves sat on the grass and spoke to each other in...

...utulation.

A Balrog! Gandalf's going to have to....
________
Tundra (http://www.toyota-wiki.com/wiki/Toyota_Tundra)

[The Elf-warrior]

A Balrog! Gandalf's going to have to....

sacrifice Pippin. Good riddance!

Saruman: The world is...

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: The world is...

like a giant balloon and i don't like balloons so go pop it my minions!



Oh King to whom all birds are ...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Oh King to whom all birds are ... (Gil-Galad) . . . roasted extra-crispy, with gravy on the side. Speed now my delivery; where's the nearest KFC?

The Valar be my witness, I would rather have it so. Rather a . . .

[The Elf-warrior]

The Valar be my witness, I would rather have it so. Rather a . . .

dull morning ain't it?

Gandalf: They're not all...

[Telperaca]

dull morning ain't it?

Gandalf: They're not all...
friendly looking as they are said to be. What shall we...

[The Elf-warrior]

What shall we...

do with you Peregrin Took? Throw you down a well?

Gandalf: Is it not a law...

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf: Is it not a law...


to not spit in public unless its between 5:00 and 7:00 on and even day and where the king has picked his nose three time, not 2, and not four, and six is right out.


"I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be..."

[Legolas in spandex]

to not spit in public unless its between 5:00 and 7:00 on and even day and where the king has picked his nose three time, not 2, and not four, and six is right out.


"I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be..."

Wearing a dress.

"Then I will wish this fortune for your comfort Gimili," said the Elf,"that you may...

[The Elf-warrior]

"Then I will wish this fortune for your comfort Gimili," said the Elf,"that you may...

never see PJ's Lord of the Rings for it will make you exceedingly wroth.

Orc: Don't you know we're...

[Gil-Galad]

Orc: Don't you know we're...

...misunderstood! i wanted to be a Weather-Man but noooo we don't take a bath in a couple months and we're titled as "THE FORCES OF DARK"



"I am a cook myself, and I cook better...

[The Only Real Estel]

"I am a cook myself, and I cook better...

when everyone's had at least a few drinks, if you get my meaning sirs." :D

"Our peril will be greatest just..."

[Legolas in spandex]

"Our peril will be greatest just..."

put a happy face on.

Half Hopeful and half afraid of some new danger, Frodo and Sam now both...