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Rune Son of Bjarne
08-14-2009, 03:29 PM
The Barrow-Downs: It's organic!
The Barrow-Downs: Dirt never lies
The Barrow-Downs: Almost the same shape as Nepal
Morthoron
08-14-2009, 08:57 PM
The Barrow Downs: where up takes six feet of digging.
Eönwë
08-16-2009, 09:10 AM
The Barrow Downs: Just because we're evil spirits, it doesn't mean we're not nice!
The Barrow Downs: Where no-one is afraid of the dark.
(and a more Tolkien themed one:)
The Barrow Downs: Secretly forming a rebellion against the Witch-King since 1865
Laurinquë
09-07-2009, 02:08 AM
The Barrow-Downs: Now available in Alien Green, The Phantom Blue, and John Fillis Orange.
The Barrow-Downs: Big Wild Death.
The Barrow-Downs: An all-natural remedy to sanity.
TheGreatElvenWarrior
09-08-2009, 10:30 PM
The Barrow-Downs: An all-natural remedy to sanity.
I hardly think that the 'Downs is natural. More like Shove Down Your Throat Good. Or Not As Bad As An Arrow Through The Eye.
Inziladun
09-09-2009, 08:35 PM
The Barrow Downs: Satisfaction guaranteed, or your body back.
Oddwen
09-09-2009, 09:54 PM
The Barrow Downs: Satisfaction guaranteed, or your body back.
The Barrow Downs: Satisfaction guaranteed, or somebody's body back.
Laurinquë
09-11-2009, 11:13 AM
I hardly think that the 'Downs is natural. More like Shove Down Your Throat Good. Or Not As Bad As An Arrow Through The Eye.
Oh no! Are you going to report me for false advertising? :eek: Think if how many new members we would lose if we told them that The Downs was actually made of hobbit bones, slime, and piles of soil! You could even say The Barrow-Downs: Least-Trusted Compost Manufacturer since 1257!
TheGreatElvenWarrior
09-11-2009, 10:07 PM
Oh no! Are you going to report me for false advertising? :eek: Think if how many new members we would lose if we told them that The Downs was actually made of hobbit bones, slime, and piles of soil! You could even say The Barrow-Downs: Least-Trusted Compost Manufacturer since 1257!
It should be since 1066.
Laurinquë
09-13-2009, 01:33 AM
It should be since 1066.
What does the Norman Conquest have to do with it?
In other words, The Barrow-Downs: Almost as hilarious as Paul McCartney. (Sorry)
Or The Barrow-Downs: We ARE dead yet! And lastly, The Barrow-Downs: Because doing your homework is over-rated.
Eönwë
09-13-2009, 06:32 AM
The Barrow-Downs: Because doing your homework is over-rated.
Or even:
The Barrow-Downs: Because doing any work is overrated.
TheGreatElvenWarrior
09-25-2009, 12:15 AM
What does the Norman Conquest have to do with it?
In other words, The Barrow-Downs: Almost as hilarious as Paul McCartney. (Sorry)
Everything, Lauri, everything.
What are you implying about Paul McCartney?
Eönwë
11-23-2009, 05:10 PM
The Barrow-Downs: More punny than you can imagine.
Hookbill the Goomba
05-22-2010, 06:06 PM
- Not microwave-safe
- Wait, you came here hoping to understand something? I think you're looking for wikipedia
- Do you know where your family is?
Oddwen
05-22-2010, 06:07 PM
The Barrow Downs: We just like for things to be dead. Is that so bad?
The Barrow Downs: You will be sick. Repeatedly.
The Barrow Downs: aka The Downs
The Barrow Downs: The answer is yes.
The Barrow Downs: We want everyone to uncloak.
The Barrow Downs: The experience of a lunchtime!
The Barrow Downs: I can see your guts from here!
Pitchwife
05-22-2010, 06:08 PM
You mean WiKipedia?
Eönwë
05-22-2010, 06:09 PM
The Barrow-Downs: ..... argh!
Hookbill the Goomba
05-22-2010, 06:15 PM
The Barrow Downs...
- The perfect gift for any major, minor, augmented or diminished holiday.
- There are 10 types of people in the world. And none of them are here.
- You don't have to wear skintight leather to post here, but it helps
- We make your website obsolete
Oddwen
05-22-2010, 06:17 PM
The Barrow Downs...
- You don't have to wear skintight leather to post here, but it helps
The Barrow Downs: You don't have to lie about your age, gender and level of Tolkien knowledge here, but it helps!
Eomer of the Rohirrim
05-23-2010, 04:50 AM
The Barrow-Downs: Wight Power!
Wait...
Loslote
05-23-2010, 03:30 PM
The Barrow Downs: What the hey?
The Barrow Downs: What did he say?
The Barrow Downs: If you don't get it, you're probably not dead.
Eomer of the Rohirrim
09-07-2010, 03:28 AM
The Barrow-Downs: A Wolfy Game Dating Site!
Pitchwife
09-07-2010, 10:09 AM
The Barrow-Downs: A Wolfy Game Dating Site!
Would that be a site where wolves date game? Oh my... I suppose hunting the old fashioned way is too strenuous for today's pampered cubs...
Nerwen
09-07-2010, 10:20 AM
You forgot the all-important hyphen, Eomer... although I rather like Pitch's take on things.:D
Rune Son of Bjarne
09-08-2010, 01:21 AM
The Barrow Downs : Cheaper than a goat
Hookbill the Goomba
09-08-2010, 01:48 AM
The Barrow Downs...
- Marginally Entertaining for your Amusement
- May cause inflammation, balding and loss of sanity
- Mocking everything since the beginning of time
- Terms and conditions apply
Eomer of the Rohirrim
09-08-2010, 01:58 AM
Would that be a site where wolves date game? Oh my... I suppose hunting the old fashioned way is too strenuous for today's pampered cubs...
Surely a site where game date each other in a wolvish manner? :p
It would potentially involve much howling at the moon, and chasing dwarves and wizards up trees.
Hookbill the Goomba
11-06-2010, 03:42 PM
All our slogans are ironic.
All our slogans are ionic.
All our slogans are iconic.
All our slogans are Byronic.
All our slogans are psionic.
All our slogans are mnemonic.
All our slogans are bionic.
All our slogans are chronic.
All our slogans are moronic.
Galadriel55
11-06-2010, 03:51 PM
Or why not something as simple as:
The Barrow-Downs - Where your dreams (and Balrogs) gain wings!
Or how about "where balrogs loose wings and reputation"
Or "The Barrow Downs - an easy way to quit rereading Tolkien" (meaning that you'll be so upsest with this website that you'll be spending more time here than with the books...that's what actually happened to me until I realized that no one posts every 2 seconds and there's no point in checking for new posts that often.)
Oddwen
11-06-2010, 04:04 PM
Our slogans are fantastic.
Our slogans are plastic.
Our slogans are fumastic.
Our slogans are angatonistic.
Our slogans don't always rhyme.
Galadriel55
11-06-2010, 04:12 PM
If you ever come here, in reality you're dead.
Meaning that you're dead outside of the Downs.
Morai
11-14-2010, 12:23 PM
The Barrow Downs: Where everybody comes but nobody leaves.
The Barrow Downs: Where every funeral is a party!
Galadriel55
12-10-2010, 06:39 PM
It's never too late to die! Or too early, for that matter...:) When talking about BD, I mean.
Galadriel55
01-14-2011, 06:50 PM
The Barrow Downs: what do you want from my life?!
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