Which Lord of the Rings Villain Are You?

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

I couldn't resist. Take the test (http://www.abctest.co.uk/index.asp?PageID=315&TestID=154) and find out who you really are...

[Thinlómien]

What a nice test, Fordim! :rolleyes: Personality: Sauron
Description: You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.
Actually, I'm nearly enjoying the result... :smokin:

[JennyHallu]

I came out as Sauron too...

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Shelob. :)

[the guy who be short]

Saruman. How odd. But I couldn't answer some of the questions, as the options weren't always there.

Personality: Saruman Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

[Celuien]

Another Saruman. :smokin:

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Shelob. :)

You may not believe this, but I had predicted this result.....

MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA

[the phantom]

Saruman

[Aiwendil]

Shelob for me as well.

I guess that explains all the cobwebs around here. Though I could have sworn I was male . . .

[Oddwen]

Another Shelob speaking...

Very good quiz, O Mighty Master of Polls. :D I always enjoy a quiz that isn't predictable and obvious.

[arcticstorm]

Bow to the great eye!!!

I am sauron

[Hilde Bracegirdle]

Yet another Sauron. And here I thought my preference for dining in would peg me as Shelob! ;)

[Mithalwen]

Saruman

Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.


Truer than I would like to admit but I think Fordim once cast me as Shelob... :D

[Morai]

I came out as Sauron, which is quite accurate in some ways, especially the world domination bit. But alas, I still have friends, and no slaves I know of. Unless perhaps I scare them into being nice to me.... ;)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Saruman. But book, not movie Saruman.
(But don't tell Sauron, that moron has no
idea he'll be bumped off later). Mwahhhh! :cool:

P.S. There also seems to be a Harry Potter test,
with even more bizarre options.

[Kath]

Shelob :D

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you. You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.
Wow, I'm nasty!

[Lalaith]

Sauron. Are there just the three options?

[Holbytlass]

No, Lalaith. I'm Gollum.

You are a pathetic worm, capable only of the meanest sort of villainy. You think you’re important and that others should show you some respect, but you are wrong. Sometimes you realise this and that makes you angry with the world. Your only desire is to fill your belly and mutter over the many imagined insults you have been paid by people who are probably not even aware that you are alive. You are quick to form a grudge and slow to give it up. Your only friends are imaginary, and they are as repulsive as yourself.
weird.

[Formendacil]

Hmmm.... I share the Orthanc Club with TGWBS, the Phantom, and Mithalwen (and others). I have to wonder, almost, if there is a correllation between one's Werewolfing style and one's villian.

[Mithalwen]

If that were true I thinkI would have been Grima - far too obvious ...... :rolleyes:

[Bêthberry]

*pokes in the air energetically with her umbrella*

I absolutely insist upon Lobelia being added to the quizz. Why, I have wanted to explore this alter-alter-alter ego character for some time now and if I can't on a villains quizz, why I may be forced to put up arms--er, umbrellas--in an rpg.

You all have been warned. That is all.

[Firefoot]

Saruman.

[Diamond18]

I am Sauron:

You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.

Excelllllllent test, Fordim.

[Nogrod]

One more Saruman with me. Although I kind of didn't see the relation of my answers with the final description. But maybe that's just that psychology stuff? Unconsciousness driving the answers to goals your conscious mind doesn't see... Oh how bad we are! :rolleyes:

[Celuien]

Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes. :D

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf. ;)

[The Only Real Estel]

Sauron

You are irredeemably bad. The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. Fortunately, you are hatching your master plan for world domination so that you can make sure things are run the way they should be – which means the way you want them to be. You don’t have any friends, but that’s OK with you because you prefer whimpering slaves.

The whole world exists solely for your benefit even if the rest of us don’t know that yet. I must say this sounds quite a bit like phantom. ;)

[Diamond18]

I dunno, TORE, I thought Saruman was a pretty good fit. :D

Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

For me, the operative phrase in the Sauron description was you prefer whimpering slaves. :p

[narfforc]

Another Shelob here..............................?????????????

[Taralphiel]

Another Sauron :D

A really good quiz, I think! n.n Though I'm having mental images of Sauron watching cable gardening and handyman channels now.... ;)

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Saruman: IIIII III
Sauron: IIIII II
Shelob: IIII
Gollum: I

With Saruman and Sauron being nearly tied for a commanding lead, the Downs would appear to be inhabited by a number of evil Maia wanna-bes. :D

I wonder what this tells us about Werewolf. ;)

Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4


So with the exception of Gollum, it seems to be a pretty tight race.

Bb: Lobelia? Next time....

[Encaitare]

Sauron! Hip hip hooray for irredeemable evil! :cool:

[Alcarillo]

Another Saruman here. I am "a sleazy backroom dealer". :D

[Lalwendë]

Cool, I'm Shelob (though I did have pretensions to being Saruman). Spawn of the void............ :eek:

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you. You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.

Should davem be scared? I want him to do the test now so I know what I'm dealing with. :eek:

[Mithalwen]

I do wonder if I would have got a different result had there been more likely holiday plans? I did spend my most recent time off at home on domestic tasks and hobbies but it isn't what I'd call a holiday. No option involving travel, guidebooks, backpacking and disappearing into the wild blue yonder for months at a time. Getting into a mild blue Honda to reach a friend's house ain't quite the same.

[Morsul the Dark]

Personality: Gollum

Description: You are a pathetic worm, capable only of the meanest sort of villainy. You think you’re important and that others should show you some respect, but you are wrong. Sometimes you realise this and that makes you angry with the world. Your only desire is to fill your belly and mutter over the many imagined insults you have been paid by people who are probably not even aware that you are alive. You are quick to form a grudge and slow to give it up. Your only friends are imaginary, and they are as repulsive as yourself





at first i was mad "Gollum?! that sucks," but when i read the description its true im decietful and love food and do mumble to myself(as a matter of fact thats got me into trouble at work) just ask my giant catepillar friend hally :D

[Tuor in Gondolin]

On a somewhat related, and curious, note, I
also took the Harry Potter character test and got:

Personality: Professor Dumbledore

Description: Wise and old, but loved by all Hogwarts students - a great head and leader!

So I got Saruman and Dumbledore. Hmm.
(Well, at least it wasn't Gollum and the house elf in the second HP movie). :rolleyes:

[Lalwendë]

On a somewhat related, and curious, note, I
also took the Harry Potter character test and got:

Personality: Professor Dumbledore

Description: Wise and old, but loved by all Hogwarts students - a great head and leader!

So I got Saruman and Dumbledore. Hmm.
(Well, at least it wasn't Gollum and the house elf in the second HP movie). :rolleyes:

How about my combination then: Shelob and Luna Lovegood (A little bit random and special)? :eek: :D

[Hilde Bracegirdle]

Well if you want stats, here are the official results from the test website:

Sauron 24

Saruman 18

Shelob 20

Gollum 4


Now why would a host Sauron wantabes be so obessed with 'Lord of the Rings', I wonder? Reminds me of sports figures watching a replay of a game to see exactly what went wrong, in the hope that they might do better next time. ;)

[Maeggaladiel]

Hehehe! Fun test, Fordim!

Personality: Saruman

Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.

Wow. I'm a pretty evil, albiet charming, girl! FEAR ME AND MY APPARENT LACK OF FRIENDSHIP!!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

I'm Shelob - obviously. I would have been rather disappointed if I had got some other result.

You are the most vain, self-involved person in the world. The only reason anything exists is to satisfy your desires. You hate everyone because they seem to think that they should have some sort of independent existence. You are only happy when someone much weaker than yourself is whimpering in abject terror before you.You have no conscience, and haven’t the faintest idea what friendship is, being utterly incapable of loving anyone or anything other than your disgusting self.Yeah, that's me. And the reason of existence is now solved, I see. Splendid. :D

[mormegil]

I am Sauron...I don't know why, I don't want world domination...yet!

Are there only the four choices then?

[Celuien]

So with the exception of Gollum, it seems to be a pretty tight race.

Bb: Lobelia? Next time....
Ah, well there goes my theory.

Although I'll admit to going back and taking the quiz over to see if I could get different results, so not all of the official results may reflect accurate results. Until I realized I could just click on the correct answers link to see which answers give which results. :rolleyes:

[Meela]

Sauron. Now I'll start getting ideas... I don't think anybody'll be too pleased if I built a giant tower in the garden, although it beats the usual neighborly disputes over a few hedges.

As for the Harry Potter test... Luna, naturally.

[Glirdan]

Ooo!!! Shelob as well!! That was something I wasn't expecting!!

[Orominuialwen]

I was Sauron, which somehow doesn't surprise me. :smokin:

[Lhunardawen]

Saruman the first time. I didn't quite agree, so...

Got Saruman again. Oh well.

[Thalion]

I think Sauron is the #1 pick amongst most...

[Valesse]

Uh oh.

I got Sauron on the Lord of the Rings Villian... but Harry on the HP character test!
What a cross section.

[Lhunardawen]

I took the Harry Potter quiz just because, even without having read any of the books...and I got Hermione. Whatever that means.

[Morsul the Dark]

as i said im gollum

HP Im Hagrid :D

[Bêthberry]

Oh, all right, all right! I have been inundated (well, more than 2 ;) ) with PMs about Lobelia.

What, Downers want to know, what about her conversion to the right side? All well and good I say, and the more's the chance to explore her character to understand that in an rpg. But all in all, given all the hobbity, Shire-like questions Mr. Fordim asks here, I think some sort of domestic/ parishy kind of villain would provide a surprising turn of events in the face of the overwhelmingly dastardly types which Mr. Hedgethistle has prepared us for here. I mean, do all of us secretly harbour thoughts of what it might be like to be villanous? and what fun to find ourselves only half rewarded!

[The Saucepan Man]

There are a lot of villains not represented in the quiz. Wormtongue, Bill Ferny, Ted Sandyman, the Squint-Eyed Southerner, Grisznakh, Shagrat, Durin's Bane, Glaurung, Smaug etc etc. I guess the Professor was focussing on the main ones.

I'm with the Sauronic majority. Can't for the life of me work out why.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

I'm with the Sauronic majority. Can't for the life of me work out why.

Barrister.

Solicitor.

[The Saucepan Man]

Barrister.

Solicitor.Precisely. I would have expected myself to be more Sarumanic than Sauronic ...

[Eonwe]

Hail, and well met, my fellow Shelobists!

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Precisely. I would have expected myself to be more Sarumanic than Sauronic ...

Saruman was merely deluded. Sauron was downright evil.

NB -- I'm married to a lawyer.

EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!! CHAT SKWERELS!!!!!!!!

[Caranlondien]

Shelob for me as well.

I guess that explains all the cobwebs around here. Though I could have sworn I was male . . .

I'm Sauron, and I could have sworn I was female... And I never would have thought I was more evil than you.

[Aiwendil]

Who's to say Sauron is more evil than Shelob?

[Caranlondien]

Okay, okay, I knew as soon as I hit the enter button that I was opening myself up for attack...

Let's just say, Sauron could take Shelob any day. :p

[Elu Ancalime]

Sauruman!You don?t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship. Thats a littl exaggerated, but part true, but i ignore it anyway and have friends. Egotisticol I know. :cool:
Hmmm.... I share the Orthanc Club with TGWBS, the Phantom, and Mithalwen (and others). I have to wonder, almost, if there is a correllation between one's Werewolfing style and one's villian. Interesting. Perhaps one should observe prior-gametime.I myself fit with you, and that correlates to my gamestyle.
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[Morsul the Dark]

its not too great but....heres my test (http://www.abctest.co.uk/index.asp?PageID=315&TestID=158) its fun i just made it

[Legolas in spandex]

Dear God, I am Shelob!!!!??? :eek:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Another Shelob. I am obviously so misanthropic that I don't even want slaves. :D

[WaynetheGoblin]

this is a gollum speaking.

[Elu Ancalime]

Somehow, I could have guessed, Wayne... :D
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[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Got Saruman. I was hoping to be a Sauron, find a Shelob (oh, look, dancing spawn is one! How convenient ;) ) and have a romantic relationship we all wish we don't ever see. :D

Oh, well, I should have answered all questions with the first choice . . .

Does it always work that way?

Hehe, you ask me?

[Anguirel]

I'm Saruman...I don't think I was active enough to be Sauron...

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

I suppose I should come clean myself:

Sauron and Ted Sandyman, which is disappointing as I tried to design the quizzes so I would come in as a Shelob and Bilbo.....

[Roa_Aoife]

Sauron, which oddly fits. I am bent on world domination, and I don't have friends- I have networks.

What, you thought my location was a joke? Silly mortals....

[Roa_Aoife]

Hey Fordhim.... *sly look*

Wanna come help with my quiz? (Go over to "It seemed appropriate")

[Diamond18]

I suppose I should come clean myself:

Sauron and Ted Sandyman

Hey, you're my evil twin!

[Lhunardawen]

Hey, you're my evil twin!
And here I thought you're both evil... :p

[Morai]

Okay, here's my other personality:


'Which hero are you?'


The following result best describes your answers:

Personality: Merry

Description: You are quite intelligent no matter what some people say. you are also a strong spirited fellow very stout in combat and a tough nut to crack

Hmm...I think this is fairly accurate as well. Back in the day, when BD first came out with those personality tests (and when I usually saw quizzes on N & N): Merry was one of the first one's I got. Along with Gimli. Does that make me stubborn or what? ;) :smokin:

[Gandalf_the _white]

well i did morsul's quiz and i got:
The following result best describes your answers:

Personality: Sam

Description: You like to help out whenever possible(I bet you do charity) You do not like to be a leader but can take charge if need be also very protective of those around you


WooHoo!!!! Convienient considering my new thread :D

[Naria]

Awww....the quiz came up with Saruman for me. How cute :p

That would really explain why soooo many people think I'm so scary....eepp :D

[ninja91]

The test said I have no personality, not the faintest idea of friendship, and that I like to see weaker ones whimper in terror before me. None of these but the last one are true.
I liked that test though. I turned out to be Shelob. How ironic. I have arachnophobia. :D