Who or what can't you currently tell a Hobbit from ?

[GBaxter]

Who or what (from a preferably humorous only point of view) can’t you currently tell a Hobbit from (whether it's any living or currently deceased person you admire or dislike, a fictional non-Tolkien book / film / TV / comic character of any kind that you admire or dislike, or any type of inanimate object).

[Thinlómien]

Well, I find it difficult to see the difference between a Hobbit and Winnie the pooh. ;)

[Precioussss]

I don't see a difference between hobbits and headless teddy grams. Whenever I find one in the bag I usually name it "Sam" if it's a boy (arms down) or "Primula" if it's a girl (arms up). If it has no arms, it's Smeagol. Then I eat it. Lame, I know. But I've been doing it for years, so it's now become a habit.

[Boo Radley]

Give our media buyer an umbrella and you've got a slighty taller version of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, but perhaps that's just because I'm a very, very mean person.

[Lalwendë]

I don't see a difference between hobbits and headless teddy grams. Whenever I find one in the bag I usually name it "Sam" if it's a boy (arms down) or "Primula" if it's a girl (arms up). If it has no arms, it's Smeagol. Then I eat it. Lame, I know. But I've been doing it for years, so it's now become a habit.

A Hobbit Habit!

This calls for a rhyme/tongue-twister/thing! :smokin:

I had a hobby, well, a habit, heard a hobbit, had to have it. Had a hobbit heard of my habit? Whoever he was, my hobbit habit has had it.

[Mithalwen]

since my second violin teacher was called Mrs Hobbins and was short and also, if looks are a guide, could have been related to Lobelia...

[Morai]

Just give the music director of my school district some curly hair and hair feet, and you have Bilbo Baggins.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Well, one of my friends is a hobbit. Looks like one (all with the curly hair, well, perhaps he could have a little more on feet and also cannot walk much quietly, but otherwise it all fits pretty well), oh, and he is not only my friend, he is a distant cousin of mine. He is first son of the second daughter of my grandmother's sister, you see. I might add that their line is the most... hobbitish in our family.

[Merrivere]

Well, before I got messed up (long story) I was pudgy, curvy, curly haired, smiley hobbit lass myself...60 lbs and a buzz cut later, not so much.

[Rikae]

Has anyone ever met Douglas A. Anderson, the auther of "The Annotated Hobbit"? 'Nuff said. :D

[the guy who be short]

There's an old man I used to see regularly on the bus. He was short, with a mass of curly hair. He also had a very grumpy looking face, leading me to believe he was an evil hobbit. I called him Bilbao.