Try The Barrowdowns you'll like it.

[Boromir88]

I found this site (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=The+Barrowdowns) that I thought would be fun to mess around with here. It creates slogans for you.

You could use your 'Downs name, personal title, whatever (but let's make sure we keep this Middle-earth/Tolkien related). Also, let's be honest and use the first slogan you get.

So, my slogan is:

"Who would you have a Boromir88 with?" :D

Edit: As for the thread title, "Try the Barrowdowns you'll like it" that was the slogan that I got for The Barrowdowns, but if you click on the link, I think you will all see a different one. ;)

[Bêthberry]

Solutions for a small Bethberry.

It's Rohan time!

Have you had your REB today?

Have a break. Have a canonicity.

I think, therefore, Cryptic Aura. OR There's always room for Cryptic Aura.

:D

Nice find, Boro88

[Folwren]

My favorite was definitely "Happiness is a Folwren cigar." :smokin:

EDIT: Only because...you all realize, I hope...because it was so wacko and ... not me.

[mormegil]

"Go on, get you Mormegil out!"

or

"Get serious, get Maundering Mage"

or

"A lot happens after Tolkien"

[McCaber]

"You deserve a McCaber today"

"A Smaug is forever"

"Let's face the music and Mordor"

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

That's funny, Boro! Right when I clicked it this popped up at me:

If you can't beat the Barrowdowns, join the Barrowdowns!

A good piece of advice, isn't it? :D

And

Nothing works better than a Legate of Amon Lanc.

Wow, this seems really like a nice page. Definitely intelligent and worth following :)

With A Name Like A Voice That Gainsayeth, It Has To Be Good.

I like these :p

[Lalaith]

Loving this generator...

"Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Lalaith"

[Aganzir]

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Aganzir.
Tonight, Let It Be Agan.
Savour the Flavour of Dwarf.

This machine is nasty to me. But quite right about the Downs...

With A Name Like The Barrow-Downs, It Has To Be Good.
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The The Barrow-Downs.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

This is fun - thanks for sharing, Boro!

"Come See the Softer Side of The Barrowdowns." was the slogan that greeted me upon first click.

"Go On, Get Your Skwerlz Out." - well, if that isn't good advice for me! :D Additionally: "Bring Out The Skwerl."

"What Can Princess Of Skwerlz Do For You?" :Merisu:

"Nothing Acts Faster Than Estelyn Telcontar." :eek:

"Where Do You Want Entish Bow To Go Today?" or: "Leggo my Entish Bow!"

[Thinlómien]

Oh, what an amusing thread. I must say I laughed aloud when I saw "The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Aganzir" and "Savour the Flavour of Dwarf". :D


Now, what about the following?

Get the Werewolf habit.
Perfect.

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Paper Telephone.
So would I.

There Ain't No Party Like An Assigned To Mordor Party.
This can be interpreted in several ways...


Or

The Non-Sticky Sticky Thinlómien.
What? :D

You Can Be Sure of Lommy.
Can you? :p

A Shady She-Penguin Is Forever.
That was appropriate...

[Aganzir]

Make It A Ranger Night.
Hope It's Hunter, It's Hunter, We Hope It's Hunter...
How Do You Eat Your Seer?
Good to the Last Ordo.
You're in Good Hands with Cobbler.
Don't You Just Love Being In Wolf?
Got Wolf?
Mod Is Job 1.

And then, a piece of advice to all present or future mothers... :D

Moms Like You Choose Werewolf.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

*cracks up*

These WW ones are just great! All too appropriate!

But this one's the best:
How Do You Eat Your Seer?
:D


btw:
It's not TV. It's Dueling Wizards.


Do Balrogs Have Wings Tested, Mother Approved.

If only... :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Not only is the Downer a 'top' newspaper, but it is also hygienic.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with The Downer.

Sponsored by

The Curiously Strong Crazy Captions

But make sure you...

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Phantom And Alien

:D

[Volo]

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Volo.
Scary...

Gee, Your Silver In My Silent Heart Smells Terrific.
My pleasure.

I am Stuck on Rep, 'Cause Rep's Stuck on Me.
How true. :D

Central Heating for The *even Newer* Barrow-Downs Photo Page.
Umm... Any sponsors? I mean I getting a central heating would be a good idea.

Leggo my Barrow-Down Dreams!
Mith?

[Nogrod]

Hilarious!

I almost dropped from my chair when this emerged from the generator!

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Nogrod.

And I might consider changing my signature into this at least when playing werewolf:

Watch Out, There's a Nogrod About.

I also liked this one:

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Flame Of The Ainulindalë.
whatever one thinks it means... :)

But I was somewhat amused about the general tone of the slogans...
- Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Nogrod from the Oven.
- You Can Really Taste The Nogrod!
- Sweet as the Moment When the Flame Of The Ainulindalë Went "Pop"
- Devon Knows How They Make Flame Of The Ainulindalë So Creamy.
- They Drink Flame Of The Ainulindalë In The Congo.

So most of the things relating to me are about eating or drinking? How accurate! :rolleyes:

[A Little Green]

How about

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink A Little Green.

:D

[Finduilas]

Mine was horrible!:o

Every kiss begins with Finduilas.

I'll have to try again...

Typed in Fin,

Turn loose the Fin.

Better, but still doesn't fit me....

[Boromir88]

Thank you, I'm glad people are having as much fun as I am. I agree with Legate, the slogans for The Barrowdowns and WW are so appropriate. :p

Hmm...I was greeted with another appropriate one about The Barrowdowns:

There aint no party like The Barrowdowns party

"Snap! Crackle! Gandalf!"

I'm trying to figure out what this one means...

"The Denethor of a new generation"...anyone?

And I'm definitely going to have to disagree with this one:

"Smart. Beautiful. Shelob." :eek:

[Rikae]

Bwahaha! The one that greeted me was:
"Come to Life, Come to The Barrowdowns"

How inappropriate!

For me:
"Kills all known Rikae - dead"
Well, if my role is known, I suppose I can expect to be killed.

"Unzip a Rikae"
No comment.

"It needn't be hell with Rikae"
Then again,it probably will be.

"Splash Rikae all over"
And I thought my death narrations were gruesome...

"Kids will do anything for Rikae"
Pfft.

Edit:
"Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Mellifluous Maia."

[Mithalwen]

This is not your father's Mithalwen I should jolly well hope not - I am my own person.
The coolest Mithalwen on Ice They obviously didn't see me failing to Ice Skate last week
Kills all known Mithalwen dead - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Cleans right round the Mithalwen - now I am an euphemism..
It's different in a Mithalwen - How very dare you...
Cleans your floor without Mithalwen Just as well - Mithalwen hates cleaning floors...
Hand built by Mithalwen Not a great recommendation...
It it live or is it Mithalwen? We're all dead here ... and I perk up after a dose of caffeine
Come to Life, Come to Mithalwen. Getting better ...and these are sig-worthy

Wouldn't you rather be Mithalwen?
All Mithalwen, all the time.

Boromir, this is addictive!:D

[Nogrod]

There seems to be some handy helpers around there as well... but on which side?
You Press the Silmarillion, We Do the Rest.

Gandalf at the jewellery:
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Silmarillion?

Or try the following line to charm the one you've a crush on and you'll never get to hang around others than Tolkien lovers...
I Like the Silmarillion in You.

[Mithalwen]

And I'm definitely going to have to disagree with this one:

"Smart. Beautiful. Shelob." :eek:


Not impossible,I would say Mr 88:

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=348547&postcount=7

:Merisu:

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

This time, I was greeted by:

Nobody does it like The Barrowdowns.

And inspired by Nogrod's effort, I tried...

The Hobbit stays sharp till the bottom of the glass.

And since I haven't seen The Might around here, sorry Miggy, but I could not resist putting your name in:

Gonna be a while? Grab a Miggy.*
Sounds like a slogan that should hover over the Quiz Room when one is there alone and no one seems to be posting :D

Another one:

Double the pleasure, double the Chat Skwerl!

Not sure whether one isn't sufficient already...

EDIT: Now reading it, I recall there used to go (around here at least) a commercial on the snack named "Twiggy"... hm... maybe...

[Boromir88]

What can Barliman Butterbur do for you?...I doubt he could do even the simplest tasks for you.

Nobody does it like Eru...got that one right

Always after me Laconic Loreman...I'll tell you all now back away. :rolleyes:

Not impossible,I would say Mr 88:

You have proven me wrong Ms Smart. Beautiful. Clever. Shelob. :D

[Mithalwen]

that would be Miss Shelob.. I am not a manuscript.....:rolleyes: but otherwise correct ;)

[Rikae]

"Snap! Crackle! Gandalf!"

I'm trying to figure out what this one means...

"The Denethor of a new generation"...anyone?


It should rather have been "Snap! Crackle! Denethor!"

[mormegil]

The Phantom -- The Freshmaker!
Hee hee

Don't Be Vague. Ask for The Phantom.
Ask for him by name

You Can't Get Quicker Than a Barrow-Wight Fitter.
Don't ever know what this means

Ummmmm
Feel The Raw Naked Barrow-Wight Of The Road.:eek:

It's Just For Me And My Forum Mod.

[Bêthberry]

The Quickbeam that refreshes.
umhmmm

Absolut Tom Bombadil
Better than Derry Dol Gin

Please don't squeeze the Goldberry
Honestly, I didn't make this one up!

I feel like Treebeard tonight.
A TGIF statement?

[Lalwendë]

I likes this...

My Anti-Drug is Lalwende

The Appliance of Lalwende

Obey Your Lalwende - Indeed ;)

The Lalwende Goes Straight To Your Head

Everything We Do Is Driven by davem - don't tell him though...

Wait Til We Get Our davem On You

This generator is also great fun if you enter in naughty and childish words...not, of course that I would do such a thing...ahem...:D

[Finduilas]

Whoa! I just had to enter this-

You've always got time for the Barrowdowns.

Here's me happy.

Wouldn't you like to be a Finduilas too?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Apparently...

Only Hookbill Has The Answer.

:eek: We're all doomed!

Let Your Goombas Do The Walking

I know I do.

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Mount Zoom

Stupid Cats...

[Thinlómien]

Reach Out and Touch Serious Cat.
I wouldn't dare to do that! :eek:

Bet You Can't Eat Serious Cat.
Of course not, because he will eat you.

and

We All Adore a Serious Cat.
How very true. :D ;)

[Thinlómien]

Sorry for double-posting, but this was so heart-breakingly cute that I couldn't resist:

The Barrow-Downs that Smiles Back.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww! :D :D

(Okay, I'm a bit weird, possibly... ;))

[Oddwen]

Ohh yes, I remember this - the site I used was www.sloganizer.net (http://www.sloganizer.net) - but the ones this one comes up with seem to be funnier.

Strong and Beautiful, Just like The Barrowdowns

Recommended by Dr. The Barrowdowns

Oddwen is What We Do (:eek:)

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Oddwen (rotfl!!)

The Best Oddwen Under One Roof

I'd Walk a Mile for Oddwen

Who would you have a Crazy Captions with?

It's Not T.V., It's Crazy Captions. (Which is much, much better than t.v.!)

Every Kiss Begins With Crazy Captions :Merisu:

Stop! This New Movie Script is not Ready Yet!

Run For The New Movie Script!

New Movie Script Unscripted

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Barrowdowns Newspaper

A Finger of Barrowdowns Newspaper is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat

Why Can't Everything Orange Be Phantom And Alien?

Wait Till We Get Our Phantom And Alien On You

Daddy or Phantom And Alien?

The Best Part of Waking Up is Phantom And Alien in Your Cup

And you know the party ain't started 'til...

There Ain't No Party Like An Uncloaked Party

When You've Got Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked, Flaunt It

Did Somebody Say Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked?

The Home of Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked

Nothing Sucks Like A Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked

[Hookbill the Goomba]

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Barrowdowns Newspaper

Fantastic! :D

Everyone's Favourite Tolkien
YES!

Is It Live, Or Is It Tolkien?
Can it be both?

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Barrow Wight
Warning: Barrow Wight's head may fall off.

The Barrow Wight That Refreshes.
Indeed. http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon13.gif

[Lalwendë]

I Feel Like Smeagol Tonight

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Pipeweed*

Better Living Through Taters



*I'm going to start a band called Electric Pipeweed...:smokin:

[Holbytlass]

hehe-heh I got...

Give a dog a Holby.

Should I be insulted or flattered?!

[Nogrod]

I'm not quite sure about the theological implications of this.
God made Werewolf.

But they seem to suggest nice new adjectives though. What would you describe as Werewolfrific?

Dueling Wizards - Just do it.
You can't stop Dueling Wizards.
It looks like a deal then? :)

Although I'm not sure about this line...
You're in Good Hands with Dueling Wizards.

And just to look at our RPGs as well.

It's a Lot Less Treachery Of Men Than a Hover.
Designed for Treachery Of Men, Engineered to Last.

Because I'm Worth Eorling Mead Hall.
The Best Eorling Mead Hall A Man Can Get.

Moms Like You Choose Fellowship Of The Fourth Age.
A Day Without Fellowship Of The Fourth Age is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

:rolleyes:

[Bêthberry]

If only everything in life was as reliable as an Orc.

A slogan for the Long Defeat!

Have you forgotten how good orc tastes?

I always suspected advertising was a form of cannibalism.

The curiously strong eagle.

Yes

Nobody does it like Bird and Baby.

Some other pubs will beg to differ.

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Get back your "Ooo" with Azaelia Not quite sure what that even means...
My Anti-drug is Azaelia
The dirt says Hot, the label says Azaelia I guess that's a compliment, but I really wouldn't describe myself as hot. hahaha.
But I'd rather have a bowl of the Barrowdowns!
The incredible, edible Barrowdowns
Boromir the Disco King unscripted I think that might be my favorite.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Once again inspired by Noggie...

Now with 50% more An Adventure of Hobbit Proportions!
We'd be happy to see that much tomorrow :rolleyes:

Give that man a PM.
Maybe an advice on how to reach it.

And this was quite interesting:
Biting the hand that feeds the One Ring.

Come fly the friendly Nine Riders.

Take two bottles into the Dol Guldur?

Break me off a piece of that Ungoliant.
:rolleyes:

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

HA! I got a slogan that said "Everything we do is Driven by Mordor!"
How funny.
And also "Challenge the Barrow-Downs"

The Shire, it's whats for dinner.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

The Shire, it's whats for dinner.
...Smaug replied to his friend. :D

[Volo]

We're Serious About Mist In The Barrow Downs (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=14623).
Exactly!

Everything We Do is Driven by The Meaning Of Life Forever.
Less than I thought...

Just One Fenris Wolf - Give It To Me!
That was what I was hoping for during stage1.

Puts the Arda in Britain.
What does?

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Dragons.
Here's something for Hookbill.

The Coolest Penguins on Ice.
At times these are as unappropriate as possible, sometimes the other way round.

[Eönwë]

I got:

3-in-1 Protection for your Eönwë.

and:

Chocolate Eönwë. Since 1911.

and (my favourite):

There's Only One Eönwë.
maybe:
We'll Leave The Eönwë On For You
They're Yummy For Your Eönwë.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Eönwë.
Just One Eönwë - Give It To Me!
Spreads Straight from the Eönwë.
Mama's got the Magic of Eönwë.
The Incredible, Edible Eönwë.

ok I'm overdoing it a bit. But I'll leave leave you with:

Reach Out and Touch Barrow Downs.
Barrow Downs Not Included.
Only Barrow Downs Has The Answer.

[Nerwen]

The Barrowdowns tested, Mother approved.

Tough on dirt, gentle on the Barrowdowns.

Have The Barrowdowns Your Way.

I Think, Therefore The Barrowdowns.

Make Someone Happy with a Nerwen.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Nerwen Overnight.

Cleans Right Round The Nerwen.

Nerwen. It's What's For Dinner. (Hmmn. I think that could be a bad WW omen.)

You Can Really Taste The Nerwen! (Likewise.)

[Precioussss]

I used my own name first, and got

"How do you eat your Fallon?"

and

"It's not TV, it's Fallon"

Then I tried my username and got this:

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Precioussss?"

Oh my word. :eek::eek:

Also, when you submit an empty space, a word automatically pops up there, and it's different every time, and includes such lovely words as "pain", "misery","worry", and "dejection". It seems to be a sad slogan generator.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

"A Rune A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."
No comments

"The Rune Son of Bjarne Sign Means Happy Motoring"
That was odd

"Only Ghouls Has The Answer"
I think this one is brilliant.

[Meneltarmacil]

The Incredible, Edible Meneltarmacil

Come on, Wolves; you know you want to.

Is it just a coincidence that I decided to join the latest Werewolf game earlier today?

[Rikae]

The Barrowdowns is What We Do.

The Barrowdowns - It Does a Body Good.

He Who Thinks The Barrowdowns Drinks The
Barrowdowns.

Macalaure Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

And All Because The Lady Loves Macalaure.

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Macalaure.

Bwahahahaha....

EDIT:
Ohh, I have to add this one:

Moving At The Speed Of Macalaure.

[Kitanna]

Watch out there's a Kitanna about.

Semper Hobbit

Splash Elrond all over

Perhaps the new Soylent Green slogan Now with 50% more Hobbit!

[Mithalwen]

which coined the neoloisms "Mithish", "Mith-ways" "Mithwaggon" and "Mithwolf" - and so possibly egomania I revisited this and got :

Got a Mithwolf? You're in luck! Grrr
Make someone happy with a Mithwolf Presumably Nogrod being proved right :rolleyes:
It's a bit of a Mithwaggon It certainly was....
Oh hungry? Oh Mithish. That is why I got casseroled...
Gives a meal Mithish appeal..well it would wouldn't it...

[Formendacil]

This is SO not the site to discover on a lazy Saturday afternoon...

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Formendacil
-very, very true...

A Finger of Formendacil is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat
-if your children are werewolves...

I Feel Like Formendacil Tonight
--I do, strangely enough:D

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Form
--My next Werewolf game could be interesting... this site is like a suggestion box for dead-ended WW mods...

Leaves Your Form Minty not Mediciney
--Umm.... okay....

America's Most Trusted Formie
-Yes, I think so.

It's That Formy Feeling
-Presumably when when you start hating Days 1, this is occurring.:p

Australians Wouldn't Give A Dead Serious For Anything Else
-Rather flippant of them, methinks.

Look For The Dead Serious Label
--because it's on all the best posts.:smokin:

[Morthoron]

FEEL THE RAW NAKED BARROW-DOWNS OF THE ROAD

DON'T FORGET THE BARROW-DOWNS, MUM

YOU DESERVE A MORTH TODAY (so shut-up and take yer medicine!)

A BARROW-DOWNS IS FOREVER

COME SEE THE SOFTER SIDE OF MORTHORON (not bloody likely)

MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE MORTHORON (We've come for your daughter, Chuck)

I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE BARROW-DOWNS GIRLS

FALL INTO THE BARROW-DOWNS

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, WE'VE GOT MORTHORON

NO MORTH, NO COMMENT (literally!)

A DAY WITHOUT MORTH IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE (darn straight!)

[Eönwë]

I got a few

3-in-1 Protection for your Barrow-Downs. (In case your password gets stolen- everyone wants to be Eönwë on the Downs:p)
We'll Leave The Barrow-Downs On For You. (I've done that before)
There's Only One Barrow-Downs. (Very true)

Because there is so much riding on your Eönwë (hmm...)

Some WW ones:

Taste the Eönwë (It tastes good)
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Eönwë(OW!)
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Eönwë. (Well...)
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Eönwë (What! Get away, you wolves)
And the ultimate WW caliing:
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab an Eönwë.

Or maybe I'll last a longer time:
Do You Eat The Eönwë Last?


and:
Central Heating for The Barrow-Downs (Ha ha!)
Grab life by the Barrow-Downs (true)

Probably The Best Eönwë In The World. (hopefully true. But not the best Eonwe, mind you).

I've Seen the Future, and it's Eönwë Shaped
Eönwë is forever


Ok, I'd better Do The Eönwë and stop now.


Edit: Anyway, Wouldn't You Rather Be Eönwë?

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Easy, breezy, beautiful TGEW!
I rather like this one!;)

The TGEW for your life
Hmm... yes! Everyone needs one of me!

Get Busy With TGEW
Umm... No.

We're Serious About TGEW
No we're not, since when have I been serious?

Snap into a slim TGEW
Just because I'm skinny...


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I'm not Just The Downer, I'm a member
Hmmm...

Nothing Comes Between me and My The Downer
Hey... did they just read my mind?

Mum's gone to The Downer
Hmmm... Does she work there?

Washing Machines Live Longer With The Downer
Wow. Does Hookbill repair washing machines in his spare time?

Absolute The Downer
Absolutely, positively!

The Downer is Good For You
You can make your own assessments about this one

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It's Good To Talk The Barrow-Downs

The Barrow-Downs Wanted
I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency The Barrow-Downs
That Doesn't make sense

A Finger Of The Barrow-Downs is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat
Umm... That scares me

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Got a The Phantom and Alien? You're in Luck!

The Incredible, Edible, The Phantom and Alien
Nummy, Alien guts!

Hungry? Why wait? Grab a The Phantom and Alien
Mmm. Phantom sandwiches!

Four out of five Dentists Recommend The Phantom and Alien

The Phantom and Alien of A New Generation

The Phantom and Alien Not Included

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Made in Scotland from the Barrow-wight
The Barrow-Wight Lives in Scotland?

What's in your Barrow- wight?

My Anti-Drug is the Barrow-Wight
Oh dear...

Sharing the Barrow-Wight of your life
Mommy, I don't want to share!

Barrow-Wight born and Bred
Yup, that's me!

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Don't Get Mad, Get Barrow-Downs Dreams
I'm not mad, I promise!

The Best Barrow-Downs Dreams Available to Humanity
No Comment...

Tonight Let It Be Barrow-Downs Dreams
How Fitting

Barrow-Downs Dreams- It Does a Body Good
... or not so good...


Ok. That's It With This Madness!
(And it is said that she ran off with her long brown hair bursting in flame as she went, and TGEW was never seen by any wight on the Barrow-Downs again.)

[Eönwë]

The Too Good to Hurry Eönwë. What that means I do not know.
It Needn't Be Hell With Eönwë. True
Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes? Yes, that is a call to play WW (for the WWs)
Don't Leave Home Without Eönwë. Obviously
An Army of Eönwë. Well I'm not a violent person, but the one in the Silm is.
When You've Got Eönwë, Flaunt It. No comment
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Eönwë? I'm not orange!
I Bet He Drinks Eönwë. That's just strange.
Make Room for the Eönwë. I should use that as my signature
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Eönwë. or this
Give The Dog An Eönwë Well at least its not a wolf :eek:
The Eönwë Effect. The best there is :D
You Need An Eönwë. The 'Downs knows that its true
More Eönwë Please. ha
Gee, Your Eönwë Smells Terrific Why, thank you
Happiness is Eönwë-Shaped. Well it got one thing right
Eönwë Comes to Those Who Wait.

Pride of the Barrow-Downs For Over a Hundred Years. That's me, all right


Ok, I'll leave this now (for the 100th time), but remember:

This Is The Age Of The Eönwë.

[Lindale]

tis a funny site!!

3-in1 Protection for your Barrowdowns!

Four out of five dentists recommend Barrowdowns!
- now that would be creepy!

Promise her anything, but give her Barrowdowns!

They're yummy for your Lindale

Lindale not included
- where?

So easy, no wonder Lindale is #1!
- I love it! :D

Stop! This Lindale is not ready yet!

and finally:

I wish all girls could be Lindale girls.

whereas Sauron got:

Good honest Sauron since 1898

Uh-oh, better get Sauron!

It needn't be hell with Sauron

[Kath]

I'm a little bit worried about this, the first slogan it came up with for me was:

It Makes Your Kath Smack

But I like:

I'm Lovin' Kath

Ha, they're all really funny though.

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Kath

Schhh - You Know Kath (which may be my favourite as you can just see the eye roll)

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

"8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Rune"
Thet can always tell when you got the allergies!

"Happiness is a Cigar Called Sting"
I almost feel bad about smoking it. . .

"It's Gandalf Time"
I bet it is
"Can You Tell Union From Butter"
I know I can't

"Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Fingolfin"
and I mean it!!

[Eönwë]

Bring out the Barrow-Wight

Turn loose the Eönwë- roar!

Eönwë. It's What's For Dinner. - A warning against the next WW game?

Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes?- I haven't been playing it (WW) much lately. I should run away while I still have the chance.


Come to Life. Come to Barrow Downs.- Slightly contradictory, perhaps.:p

Barrow Downs Makes Everything Better.- True, true

Uh-oh, Better Get Barrow Downs. -For all your Tolkien needs. Or: If You Really Want To Know, [about Tolkien stuff] Look In The Barrow Downs. or: You've Got Questions. We've Got Barrow Downs.



Smart. Beautiful. Ungoliant. :eek:

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Gollum.

Make Someone Happy with Tom Bombadil- Hmm...

Sting Comes to Those Who Wait.- My advice: Don't wait!

Nothing Acts Faster Than Gurthang.- See above

We're Serious About Gurthang.- SO am I. So is Glaurung. So is Turin.

Good Honest Hobbit Since 1896.- For orcs.

You Need A Hobbit- No, you need The Hobbit.

Old Toby: The Other White Meat.- So that's the secret!

Because Cirdan Can't Drive.- But he can swim!

Top Breeders recommend Thuringwethil- What sort of breeders are these?

Everything We Do is Driven by Morgoth. :eek:

Give the Dog a Sauron.- Huan?

Ok, I think that's enough.

But, that website is: Good to the Last Lord Of The Rings.
Also, You Need A Tolkien.- The website said it, not me.

[Middi-chan]

Haha these were really funny I got

Do The The barrowdowns

Put an Anduin in your tank

Happiness is the barrowdowns shaped

and finally

Once you pop you can't stop the barrowdowns

[Middi-chan]

I found some more, though I think Gimli's and Boromir's, also Legolas's last couple are funny too


Anduril

Come to life, come to Anduril
The best part of waking up is Anduril in your cup
Let the Anduril begin


Cob

I scream, You scream, We all scream for cob


Dwarves

Ding-Dong! Dwarves calling!

Elves
How refreshing! How Elves!


Gondor

Today's Gondor since 1903
Nothing comes between me and my Gondor


Rohirrim

Built Rohirrim tough
Can't do it in real life, Do it on Rohirrim


Aragorn
Do you eat the Aragorn last?
I'm only here for the Aragorn
Go On, Get Your Aragorn Out
Aragorn born and bred
Aragorn really satisfies

Legolas

Put a Legolas in your tank
It's a New Legolas everyday
Because Legolas is complicated enough
Lipsmacking' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Legolas

Gimli

Gimli-lickin Good
Gee, Your Gimli Smells Terrific
Taste The Gimli
Better Ingredients, Better Gimli
I Want My Gimli

Pippin

Come One, Come all to Pippin
What Can Pippin Do For You?
Go Crack A Pippin
All You Add Is Pippin
It's Not TV. It's Pippin

Merry
The Right Merry At The Right Time
Your Never Alone With A Merry
Silly Rabbit, Merry Is For Kids
Savour The Flavour Of Merry
Merry - It does a Body Good

Boromir

My Boromir To Yours
Prolongs Active Boromir
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Boromir
The Future's Bright, The Future's Boromir
A Boromir Is Forever

[Nessa Telrunya]

"Because Nessa Telrunya Can't Drive"

:mad: