Barrow Downs TV advert

[Eönwë]

Has anyone thought of making advertisements for the Barrow Downs. Just an idea.

(Right now I'm thinking of the Monty Python secret service dentist sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9Cc8OLVS4)) I don't have any time to make it now, but I've already started working on it. © of Eönwë

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It will need some cheesy voice over along the lines of...

Yes, you too could have the skin of a corpse in just three minutes flat.
Bat teeth? You bet!
Come on down to The Barrow Downs and have the time of your life, or should we say 'death'?
AND for a limited time only, get your own personalised grave stone hand made by one of our creeping hands.
How much would you pay for this experience?
£1,000?
£9,000?
NO!
You can have all this for just £10,000!

[Oddwen]

Hmm...I had a "Lose Weight with Boromir the Disco King" infomercial-type video out there once...I wonder what happened to it?

[Eönwë]

Hmm...I had a "Lose Weight with Boromir the Disco King" infomercial-type video out there once...I wonder what happened to it?

I saw that!