Dear [Name of Recipient],...

[Mnemosyne]

Through my mad Webtrawling skillz I discovered this (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com)site, which allows one to fill out some limited form correspondence. Seeing it implemented in other fandoms, I immediately thought of various Tolkien characters using this method to express their desires, regrets, etc. With that in mind, please accept these humble submissions to the realm of Mirth and, if the notion please you, continue in the tradition by submitting your own. Canonical errors are mine; errors in humor are the reader's.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2e5i41z.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/2d0n9s2.jpg

And for a different plotline:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2dqon6u.jpg

[Mnemosyne]

Just to clarify: in order to post the filled forms I emailed them to myself using the website, then saved the image from the permanent link provided in the email. Hope that helps people's creative endeavors.

[Kent2010]

This looks fun...

http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/indivPreview.php?&toFieldInput=Their%20email%20address&fromFieldInput=Your%20email%20address&reFieldInput=Official%20Notice%3A%20Formal%20Apolo gy&stampSelect=stamp-replyrequested.png&addToArchive=add&formFileName=apology.txt&input1=Gandalf&input2=Saruman&input3=imprisoning%20you&input4=leave%20you%20up%20there&input5=ask%20if%20you%27d%20wash%20my%20robes&input6=asking%20you%20to%20betray%20our%20mission&input7=sincere&input8=make%20Grima%20wash%20them&input9=helped%20me%20become%20the%20Lord%20of%20th e%20Rings&input10=old%20friend&input11=Saruman&input12=&input13=&input14=&check15=false&check16=false&check17=false&check18=true&check19=true&check20=false&check21=false&check22=false&check23=true&check24=false&check25=false&check26=false&check27=false&check28=false&check29=true&check30=true&check31=false&check32=false&check33=false&check34=false&check35=false&check36=false&check37=false&check38=true&check39=true&check40=false&check41=false&check42=false&rGroupr1=48

[Nogrod]

Fun thread Mnemosyne!

[Mnemosyne]

@ Kent: lol

@ Nog: :eek:

Hoping to make more of these tonight representing other Ages. The wealth of potential Numenor jokes is nigh overwhelming.

[Eönwë]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg242/Eonwe-Kalmo/Letter-Gandalfuncloaking.png

[Kent2010]

Thanks Mnemosyne, this is a great site. :)

Sauron's unknown attempt to trap Elendil:

http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/indivSent.php?formnum=24875121

[Mnemosyne]

Well, I've got one more.

http://i39.tinypic.com/6zvtra.jpg

[wilwarin538]

Wow, quite fun....here's mine, I love the disclaimer, hehe:

[wilwarin538]

and another, these are too fun:

[the phantom]

Poor guy (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/sent/92973165).

[the phantom]

Oh brother (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/sent/44515108).

[Mithalwen]

http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/sent/44824743

[wilwarin538]

In response to Gollum's previous letter:

clicketh here (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/indivPreview.php?&toFieldInput=Their%20email%20address&fromFieldInput=Your%20email%20address&reFieldInput=Official%20Notice%3A%20Formal%20Apolo gy&stampSelect=stamp-emboss.png&addToArchive=add&formFileName=apology.txt&input1=%20%20Gollum&input2=%20the%20Ring&input3=%20%20%20%20controlling%20you&input4=make%20you%20all%20creepy-like&input5=%20%20return%20to%20my%20master&input6=trying%20to%20take%20over%20M-E&input7=%20%20utmost&input8=%20%20%20tempt%20Frodo%20instead&input9=%20could%20keep%20him%20from%20destroying%2 0me&input10=favorite%20accesory&input11=%20%20%20the%20One%20Ring&input12=&input13=&input14=&check15=false&check16=false&check17=true&check18=true&check19=true&check20=true&check21=false&check22=true&check23=true&check24=false&check25=false&check26=false&check27=false&check28=false&check29=false&check30=false&check31=false&check32=false&check33=false&check34=false&check35=true&check36=false&check37=false&check38=false&check39=true&check40=true&check41=false&check42=true&rGroupr1=44)

[Kent2010]

Nogrod, I think Faramir was responding to this... :p

Denethor's Grievance (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/indivSent.php?formnum=55923289)

[the phantom]

I bet Boromir sent one of these (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/sent/67978473) first.

[Mnemosyne]

88 times, eh, phantom?

[the phantom]

Just paying homage to a certain Downer. :cool:

[Oddwen]

"Farewell," he said. "I go to find the sun. (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/sent/92055268)"

[the phantom]

Oo, it looks like Wilwa wrote one up for Morm.

Click (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/sent/87782137)

[wilwarin538]

ahahaha :p

I must now think of one to get back at you phantom....mwahaha....:Merisu:

[the phantom]

I'd like to see you try, Wilwa. You may find that I am prepared to hit back. ;)

[Mnemosyne]

http://i41.tinypic.com/10p5b9i.jpg

[Gordis]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a337/Gor-Dis/ApolSau.jpg

[Eönwë]

The Balrog apologises:

click here (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/indivPreview.php?&toFieldInput=Their%20email%20address&fromFieldInput=Your%20email%20address&reFieldInput=Official%20Notice%3A%20Formal%20Apolo gy&stampSelect=stamp-pastdue.png&addToArchive=add&formFileName=apology.txt&input1=All%20my%20Fans&input2=Durin%27s%20Bane&input3=possibly%20having%20wings&input4=cause%20such%20debates&input5=spread%20my%20darkness&input6=flap%20my%20wings&input7=sincere&input8=hide%20my%20wings&input9=stopped%20arguing%20about%20this%20topic&input10=local%20Balrog&input11=Durin%27s%20Bane&input12=You%27ll%20never%20never%20know&input13=if%20I%20do%20or%20don%27t...&input14=Mwah%20ha%20ha%20ha!&check15=true&check16=false&check17=true&check18=false&check19=true&check20=false&check21=true&check22=false&check23=true&check24=false&check25=false&check26=false&check27=true&check28=false&check29=false&check30=false&check31=false&check32=false&check33=true&check34=false&check35=false&check36=false&check37=false&check38=false&check39=true&check40=true&check41=true&check42=true&rGroupr1=47)

[Hakon]

Oo, it looks like Wilwa wrote one up for Morm.

Click (http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/sent/87782137)

That is a good one. Were you really banned for that?

[Eönwë]

For those of you who get it...

http://bureauofcommunication.com/indivPreview.php?&toFieldInput=Their%20email%20address&fromFieldInput=Your%20email%20address&reFieldInput=Formal%20Notice%3A%20Observance%20of% 20Holiday&stampSelect=stamp-none.png&addToArchive=add&formFileName=holiday.txt&input1=BDers&input2=Gromlost&input3=Grafmust&input4=Gimifril&input5=Hasp%20Shcmurt%20nus%20Baloon%3F%20ahahah!&input6=Moldutching&input7=Gon%20Thurlist&input8=gulmufts&input9=mourscht&input10=Indeed&input11=Eonwe&input12=Apparently%20%22it%27s%20not%20racist%22.&input13=&input14=Gromlost&check15=true&check16=false&check17=true&check18=false&check19=true&check20=true&check21=false&check22=true&check23=true&check24=true&check25=true&check26=false&rGroupr1=53

[morwen edhelwen]

Well, I've got one more.

http://i39.tinypic.com/6zvtra.jpg

ha ha ha!