Ask a Question to an LOTR Character

[Nessa Telrunya]

Okay, this is like a game. The first person will specify who they're asking and ask a funny question. The next person will make up a silly reply and make up a question of their own, so the game goes on and on.

EX:

Gandalf, what did you have against Pippin? Everytime he did something, you freaked out on him.

(Next poster)
Gandalf:He stole the last Klondike Bar.

[Boromir88]

Ooh...I think I got it. I think it would be only appropriate to start with this one...

To Tom B.: What are you? :D

[Nessa Telrunya]

Tom B: I, good fellow, am a male.



To Frodo: Why on Earth did you send Samwise away? Gollum is not trustworthy!

[Morsul the Dark]

Frodo: see that never happened! and yes I am in courts suing Peter Jackson for slander, the Baggins's good name has been dragged through the mud!

Mr. Ted Sandyman, why are suuch a meany?

[Oddwen]

Frodo: see that never happened! and yes I am in courts suing Peter Jackson for slander, the Baggins's good name has been dragged through the mud!

Mr. Ted Sandyman, why are suuch a meany?

Sandyman: It is because I too wished to see Elves in the woods someday; despite my rough and crude exterior is the soul of a poet who doesn't know it.

O Entwives, why did you see fit to disappear forever?

[Hakon]

Entwives: We needed something new to nag, preferably something smaller.

Sauron why did you fail at taking Middle Earth?

I almost put why didn't you kill Peter Jackson.

[Andsigil]

Sauron: You wouldn't believe the labor troubles I've had since the Orcs unionized. Getting things done has been impossible.

Maeglin, why are you such a jerk?

[Erendis]

Me?Jerk?Oh,not at all!Idril was trying to saduse me and when I resisted to her lasty intentions-because of my friendship with her husband:D-she spread all those nasty and totally not true rumours!



By the way,Idril,why did you prefer this useless rat to me?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Idril: He can cook up a MEAN tuna casserole.


Glorfindel: How does it feel to be a twice-born Balrog slayer?

[Erendis]

Absolutely perfect!It is a miracle that after so much hardship I still look so gorgeous!:D

Nerdanel,how inGod's name you managed to have 7 sons with that idiot?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Nerdanel: His crafting of balls is excellent. I have no idea why he saw fit to call them silmarils. What silly names.

Treebeard, how are Ents made?

[Erendis]

They spring out from holes in the ...ground;).
Like the rest of the creattures,of course!


Sador,why did you insist in using an axe when you knew you couldn't avoid total distruction?

[Andsigil]

I'm actually half dwarf (the good half, that is).

Fëanor, why is Caranthir so temperamental?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Feanor:Aww, he's just mad because I grounded him for staying up too late. :)


Arwen, why did you steal Glorfindel's horse and scene in the movie?

[skip spence]

Arwen, why did you steal Glorfindel's horse and scene in the movie?

He asked me too. Glorfindel was having a bad hair day.

Daeron, Beren's birthday is coming up... What are you getting for him?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Daeron: I may get him a members account on Runescape so that we can go questing or something.

Gimli, has it ever ocurred to you that asking for a strand of Galadriel's hair is kinda stalker-fanboyish?

[Andsigil]

Do you think anyone has the guts to serve me with a restraining order?

Glaurung: Why toy with your enemies all of the time instead of just killing them?

[The Elf-warrior]

I am part cat, so I like to play with my prey.

Elrond, do you have a sense of humour?

[Nogrod]

Elrond, do you have a sense of humour?Nope, I lost it thousands of years ago dealing with men - which I know are a part of me. Lesser things might make one lose gaiety in life.

Isildur, if you had a wife at the time we were inside Orodruin, would you have acted differently?

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Isildur, if you had a wife at the time we were inside Orodruin, would you have acted differently?No, instead of giving it to my future wife as an engagement gift, I would've given it to my big toe!

Oh, Saruman of Many Colours, Why did you see fit to help Scour the Shire? It never did anything to you!

[Nessa Telrunya]

Saruman: Are you kidding me?! I tried to start my own weed and beer business, but those hobbits already had a monopoly! It was the only way!

Haldir: Why do you act so arrogant?

[Erendis]

I do not act arrogant;what can I do if the others are inferior to me?


Amarie:Will you finally marry Finrod?-we got really bored by the vague situation between you!-

[Andsigil]

Nope. After all, my name rhymes with "namarie", which means "farewell".

Eärnur: what were you thinking???

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Eärnur: what were you thinking???

"I just... lost my mind for a while. I hate goths so much and..."

Sauron, any comment on the complaints of poor working conditions directed at you by your sla... workers?

[Lindale]

"Occupational hazards of working in Mordor. They complain, they get fired, lots of others waiting for job opps. Now don't you talk of workers unions or I'll toast you!"

Legolas, why address your father all the time with "my elven-lord"?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Legolas: One cannot helpl but admire such a genius at poker.

Sauron, why craft a ring of gold? I believe silver would complement your compexion much better.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Sauron, why craft a ring of gold? I believe silver would complement your complexion much better.

"To be honest, result of a drunken boast I made to Gothmog. You know, you exterminate one village, I exterminate a larger village; you make a silver ring, gold is way more expensive..."

Gothmog, how does it feel knowing that the Pig-Orc from the film assumed your name?

[Eönwë]

Gothmog, how does it feel knowing that the Pig-Orc from the film assumed your name?

"Ermm.... that really is how I look"


Witch-King, why wear black?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Witch King: Black is the most intimidating color; why do you think I do not wear pink, despite it being my favorite? If I had my choice, free of bias due to who I am, I would wear this:

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn132/neabea95/Sweet%20lolita%20dress/7.jpg



Gollum, how do you feel after hearing why Sauron made the ring gold?

[Erendis]

Gollum:See now why I managed to escape.Easy with the liquors,Dude!:D


Aragorn,why did you refuse to become Ecthelion's heir and set an end to the whole story earlier?:smokin:

[Nessa Telrunya]

Aragorn:Well, Arwen got to be all "I'm going against my father", so she got more drama, and I just wanted to have some too.

Gimli, why wear your beard in braids?

[Lindale]

"Well, imagine having all your hair in your face while in a council of Elves with their impeccable hair, or a battle. And I'm not one for haircuts."

Saruman, how many colors did you choose to complete the "Many Colors" title of yours, and what were they?

[Erendis]

Saruman:Ah,all of them with a slight,a tiny preference to pink's palllet.(Actually,I originally wanted to be Saruman the Fuxia,but the other :mad: istari/jerks:mad: called me names so I changed to white,waiting for the time of my colourful revenge to come:D)

Eowyn,since you declared you wished to be a free,independent etc.etc woman,why have you ended up a housewife?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Eowyn:Er, I am independent! It's just, no one knows...;)



Tom Bombadil:What do your made up words mean?

[Lindale]

"If I told you what my independent words mean, well, I won't be independent anymore! Those poor words will be bound to the rules of language, no more freedom, oh noes!"

Elrond, how does it feel to be a father of twins?

[Kitanna]

Elrond: It's a real hassle. Even now that they're all grown up they still put rubber spiders in my breakfast and pull pranks all across Middle-Earth.

To Frodo: After your performance at the Prancing Pony (though it ended in near disaster), did you ever think to join the musical theater?

[Lindale]

"Actually that moment was an epiphany for me. I took the burden of Ring so that when Sauron's regime ends, I might open a theatre somewhere in Bree or the Shire."

Gollum, was your grandmother the stern type, or the one who spoils everyone?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*


Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?

[Morthoron]

Gollum:She sssspoilssss nicccce fisssh!*gollum*


Bobby the balrog, why did you see fit to pursue the fellowship in Moria?

Pursue? Pursue! I'll have you know I was taking my usual afternoon stroll through Moria when some old bearded geezer with a nasty stick was blocking my way onto the bridge (he seemed to be drunk). He then started swearing at me and calling me all kinds of nasty things. Then he broke the bridge under my feet! Well, I can tell you, I was quite upset. Perhaps pulling him down into the chasm with me was rather over the line, but he was so rude!


Gandalf, wouldn't it have been smarter to cross the Misty Mountains just east of Rivendell (the way you took in the Hobbit) and travelling along the Anduin to Lothlorien, rather than getting so close to Sauron's spies and eventually having to go through Moria? I mean, doesn't that make more sense?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Gandalf" My good fellow, have you ever tried explaining anything to Aragorn? The man has no sense of reason whatsoever!



Galadriel, why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo? It would've been so easy.

[Andsigil]

I realized that the whole "beautiful and terrible as the dawn" thing would have been bad for my complexion.

Ar-Pharazon: Did you really think you could pull off invading (ahem) Valinor?

[Farael]

AP: Yes, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Eru!

Sam, I am trying to start my own Mallorn Farm. Any words of advice?

[Nessa Telrunya]

Sam: Well, the real trick is to steal one of those fancy magic rings, and use them to make your trees special. It makes perfect sense.

Theoden, how did you fall under Wormtongue's influence. Look at the guy, he should have seemed suspicious the moment you laid eyes on him.

[Erendis]

Alas me,my not-so-tecnologicaly-advanced people has not invented glasses yet-his image was quite vague...

Maedros,which is the true nature of your "friendship" with Fingolfin?

[Faramir Jones]

Maedros: None of your business, you despicable human paparazzo!:mad:
Why don't you go and ask Morgoth about his personal life?

Feanor, do you think that you've indulged your feminine side too much, with all this jewellery-making?

[Mnemosyne]

Feanor, do you think that you've indulged your feminine side too much, with all this jewellery-making?

Nerdanel (seven sons later): Trust me, he hasn't.

Tar-Miriel, why exactly did you marry/agree to marry Pharazon?

[Loslote]

Tar-Miriel: Well, I *thought* I was marrying my boyfriend, Cemotar, but it turned out to be Ar-Pharazon in disguise...

Boromir: Why, exactly, did you check to see if Narsil was still sharp? Seriously.

[Erendis]

I thought it was a fake one and only by trying it I could be 100% sure!


Eowyn,how in hell did you turn from the mother of Rohan's feministic part to a housewife?

[skip spence]

Eowyn,how in hell did you turn from the mother of Rohan's feministic part to a housewife?

A: Like all feminists all I really wanted was to get laid properly.

Q: Arwen, you cradle-robber, why did you fall for Aragorn who's clearly below you?

[Kitanna]

Q: Arwen, you cradle-robber, why did you fall for Aragorn who's clearly below you?
A: There's something about a rugged, unwashed man that always gets me. It must be in my genes.

Q: Smaug, why did you really feel it was necessary to punish Laketown?

[skip spence]

A: Bard told me my tail was short.

Q: Legolas, what's really going on between you and Gimi?

[Andsigil]

A. Nothing that isn't going on between Maedhros and Fingon.

Q. Bert, where did you learn to speak in cockney?

[The Saucepan Man]

Bert: I caught it off that Jamie Oliver when 'e came to the Trollshaws and tried to teach us some recipe for fricassed 'obbits.

Q: Melkor, why all the anger?

[Loslote]

Melkor: Manwe stole my girlfriend, Varda. He shall pay... :mad:

Maedhros: How gullible are you? Did you seriously think Morgoth would suddenly turn diplomat? How could the ambush possibly come as a surprise?

[Lindale]

Maedhros: Well, I did receive a special cask of wine as welcome present from Morgoth... I guess I should have listened to Dad.

Thranduil, was it really necessary to imprison the Dwarves and accuse them of gatecrashing your party when it's all obvious they were haggard and hungry?

[Erendis]

Thranduil:Golden rule;never let a haggard and hungry Dwarf burge in your stylish-VIP-coctail-party(unless he carries a bottle of Dorwinion 2008S.A. with him:D)


Eol,don't you know that sunbathing is trendier-and works better with the ladies?

[Lindale]

Eol: Too much sunlight hurts my skin, and nowhere in the kingdom of Doriath do they sell SPV lotions.

Kili: If you had to choose between drinking apple juice or drowning in it, which would you take?

[Loslote]

Drowning - much faster way to go. Oh, did you mean for enjoyment?

Gandalf: Did you really not see the whole "betrayal" thing coming with Saruman?

[Hakon]

Gandalf: I thought those times he snuck away, he was just spending extra time with Radagast. I had no idea he was planning betraying me.

Ar Pharazon, what were you thinking when you attempted to attack Valinor?

[Loslote]

Ar-Pharazon: I figured Manwe would give in if I blustered enough. It worked well enough with Sauron - I totally conquered him!

Daeron: Did you really think Luthien would love you if you ratted her out to Thingol?

[Erendis]

Daeron:Who said I wanted her to love me?Her 500 sqft in Neldoreth,including one
brand-new mansion-only 1000 years old-are far more appealing!And guess what a grateful,happy "Daddy" could do to return the favour...


Smaug,are Dwarves considered to be a gourmet plate?

[skip spence]

Smaug: Not really, but they're damn addictive little critters. Once I start gulping 'em down I can't stop, and always end up with a terrible bellyache.

Gandalf, why so tempted by the One Ring?

[Andsigil]

Gandalf: It's not just tempting, it's packed with vitamins and nutrients.

Q: So, Maglor... How is the, umm, endless wandering going?

[Loslote]

Maglor: Really well, actually. I've seen loads of cool places...totally forgot why I started in the first place.

Hama: How did you feel when Grima threw you in jail?

[Kitanna]

A: I was really steamed at first, but I egged his place later and that made me feel pretty good.

Q: Galadriel, how do you feel about Arwen's choosing of Aragorn as a suitor?

[Loslote]

Galadriel: It was so exciting! A secret love affair...it made me feel young again! Then they went public, and it wasn't so fun anymore.

Voronwe: Why did you decide to take Tuor back to Gondolin? Wasn't it forbidden?

[Erendis]

Voronwe:Well,rules are made to be skipped ,so...Besides,he was hell awesome in his armour!

Celeborn,now that Galadriel left,do you plan to follow her?

[Lindale]

Celeborn: In a matter of time, I'd like to follow her to the Blessed Land... after all, the other option is to fade here. But I also want to be my own man for a while, and perhaps check out Thranduil's excellent vintages.

Elrond, how do you feel about wrinkles?

[Loslote]

Elrond: DON'T SAY THE 'W' WORD!!!

Thranduil: What did you think when Legolas didn't come home from his simple messenger job for almost a year?

[Erendis]

Thranduil:Well,the first 200 days I hadn't been really concerned ;thought this stupid brat lost the way again-.then ,I learned he was to follow the Fellowship I got a little worried...for the other 8.


Bobour,have you ever thought to use your ...eh... impressive volume to promote your career?

[Lindale]

Bombur: Eh? Sometime ago I considered applying as wine-taster for Thranduil. You all know how it didn't work out...

Luthien: How do you think Beren would react if he saw you really short-haired?

[Loslote]

Luthien: He'll say it looks beautiful...or else.

Radagast: Why did you go to ME if you were just going to hole up with your pets?

[Lindale]

Radagast: I'm sick of taking care of immortal birds. Plus Yavanna and Vana's minions often tease me for my looks--we're all Ainur, these bodies aren't what they seem! :mad:

Nerdanel: Who's your favorite of the seven?

[Erendis]

Nerdanel:A mother can never tell .(Think what is going to happen if I do!Its in the @?-- DNA of this family!If by the fight of 2 brothers it ended the way it did,Imagine what might happen in my case!)


Aldarion:What is the TRUE reason you stayed away of home for so long?:smokin:

[Loslote]

Aldarian: I am forbidden to tell you by a binding contract I made with my *lovely* wife. I don't tell secrets about her, she doesn't tell about my *incident*.

Amrod: Are you and Amras mistaken for each other often?

[Erendis]

Amrod:So often,that even we question ourselves who we are sometimes...


Celebrian,was Elrond as good husband as father?

[Lindale]

Celebrian: I often went to Lothlorien, even after my marriage. Thoughts?

Smeagol, why do you hate vegetables?

[Erendis]

Smeagol:Granny stuffed my mouth with boiled cabbadge when I was young...How could I not hate them?

Tar-Meneldour,would you choose astrology as an alternative career if Silmarien had taken the throne?

[Loslote]

Tar-Meneldur: Of course. The stars are so pretty...I might also have been a poet and written about the stars...pretty...

Eomer: Why didn't you just kill Grima and be done with it?

[Erendis]

Eomer:Why would I do so?He is always a very good alternative for my dear sister
to get rid of-er sorry:D-be the love of her life,just in case Aragorn turns her down.


Sauron,why don;t you try some maskarah?It might work better with your social status...

[Loslote]

Sauron: I'm allergic - how did you think my eye got like this?

Thingol: Why'd you stick Luthien in a big tree if you wanted to keep her near you?

[Morsul the Dark]

Thingol: I was just saying that... You know how guys are we say things get what we want, then quit it.

Smeagle, did it ever occur to you, you're probably suffering from Vitamin D Deficiency seeing as you've been underground for 500 years?

[Loslote]

Gollum: What's it saying, precious? What's it mean?

Gandalf: Why would you switch from a grey robe? White attracts soo many more stains.

[Lindale]

Gandalf: My old clothes were actually white too, you know. But since I was Gandalf the Grey, I didn't mind. Then came Galadriel with her new set of white robes for me, with a special stain-free guarantee. How could I refuse, now that Saruman got demoted, erm, chose to have many colors to himself too?

Melian, have you ever thought of visiting Thingol in Mandos?

[Erendis]

Melian:Not at all!Now that I finally got rid of him,go and see him again?That's pure mazohism!


Luthien:Where is this AMAZING hair-cloak going to be sold?

[Andsigil]

Luthien: ebay. Under the "ethnographic" section of "antiques".

Feanor: Since you abandoned Formenos, would you mind if I moved in? I'm looking for a nice castle.

[Erendis]

Feanor: DON'T YOU DARE!It is still MINE....My own ... My preciousssss....(oops!I think I sound like someone else now)

Boromir,why you don't want to get married?

[Lindale]

Boromir: I'm married to my job. *looks around* Actually, Dad hasn't approved of any maiden I've presented to him. Faramir's lucky Dad never saw Eowyn.

Maglor, which of the beaches of Middle-Earth do you love best?

[skip spence]

Maglor: Sand Between My Fingers

Melian, why did you just abandon Doriath when all those who loved you as a queen and a guardian needed you the most?

[Loslote]

Melian: Gee, one teeny episode of sleepwalking and no one ever forgets it!

Varda: Which was your favorite star?

[Lindale]

Varda: Do you expect me to have a favorite star? Might as well ask Feanor which of the three Silmarilli is his favorite. ;)

Manwe: Ever thought of leaving Taniquetil?

[Morsul the Dark]

Nah, I've got a good view here, The rent's cheap, the neighborhood's friendly.

Grima, did you honestly think Saruman would give a better shake than Theoden?

[Loslote]

Grima: Well, yeah. Anyone who can afford to have his nails done so awesomely must be able to pay great wages!

Celebrimbor: Is it true that you had a crush on Galadriel?

[Erendis]

Celembribor:This is a totolly false rumor!You make a gift for publicity and look how it turns!

Aragorn,how did you manage to by wet-muddy-whatever all time while Legolas looked like he was just out of the beauty salon?

[Lindale]

Aragorn: Legolas carries all sorts of cleansing agents in his backpacks, and makes Gimli carry his share of lembas. As for me, my girl likes her man rough. :cool:

Luthien: When your hair grew back after cutting it to make your cloak, why was it darker than its wont before?

[Loslote]

Luthien: Because Beren said he liked it better that way, so I made Daddy buy a LOT of black hair dye.

Nazgul #7: Which did you like better, the horse or the winged steed?

[Erendis]

Nazgul#7:To be honest ,the horse.When I was young ,I used to skip the flight lessonsToo bad for me now..Imagine what a laugh was made every time I almost have fallen from the winged steer during the test flights.Even his Evileness almost teared for the laughs!


Thingol:Have you ever thought of trying some faux bijoux?You might have prevented a lot of trouble!

[Lindale]

Thingol: Faux bijoux?! Imagine what mockery I would have endured, from Feanor to the least of all Elves, both in life and in Mandos, if I went that low!

Nerdanel: Have you and Feanor ever been to a marriage counselor?

[Loslote]

Nerdanel: Nope. By the time the first one came to Valinor, Feanor had already left.

Legolas: Are you mad at Orlando Bloom for making you seem so...strange?

[Erendis]

Legolas:Of course not!Let us be mercyful,it was one of his first attempts...


Maeglin:Does this ...er... bungy-jumping tradition expand to other unknown members of your family except of you and Eol?

[Loslote]

Maeglin: Yes, but Eol and I were the first to try it without bungees. I think I'll go back to the traditional way. Owie.

Gorlim: Did you ever meet Eilinel again?

[Erendis]

Gorlim:Yes and hell of a surprise,I caught her with my third cousin!And I treated my fellows for her!

Celegrom,how about trying some roses for your next attempt with Luthien?

[Loslote]

Celegorm: No, I'm allergic. No lilies either...maybe lilacs?

Rosie: What did you think when Sam disappeared for about a year?

[Erendis]

Rosie:I was sure he was in the Green Dragon's-Every day grom 8 till5 in the morning is the happy hour.

Idril,do you use wax for your silver feet?

[Lindale]

Idril: No, of course not. Wax is for keeping my lovely hair in place. For my feet, I use some of Vana's special formulas. Very rare in Middle-Earth, so when I ran out I went back. :Merisu:

Haleth: What did you think about Caranthir's hair?

[Loslote]

Haleth: I have no idea. He kept his helmet on the whole time we were talking. Very rude, and it made him extremely hard to understand.

Nessa: Do your deer ever try to eat your cloak?

[Erendis]

Nessa:No they don't(they eat Tulkas's all the time and he turns mad-poor deer!)


Malbeth,can you predict lotteries too?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Malbeth: "Trying to be funny, kid? Take a look at these filthy rags I'm wearing and take a wild guess!"

Boromir, which hobbit was most annoying?

[Loslote]

Boromir: Sam - everyone said he cooked wonderfully, but I'm sure I developed an allergy to potatoes while on that trip.

Gandalf: Which staff do you like better, the Grey staff or the White one?

[Morsul the Dark]

The grey one obviously the white one stains so easily

Balin did you feel underappreciated as a look out?

[Erendis]

Balin:I did ,yet I am not bothered.I am pretty sure history will proove me right one day.


Shelob,have you ever thought of quiting hunting in Cirith Ungol and do something less environmentaly friendly,as raising a family?

[Loslote]

Shelob: I did, but all the male Giant Spiders died in the First Age.

Earendil: How's the view from up there?

[Lindale]

Earendil: I'm sure glad that I chose to be an Elf, with the perks of elven-sight. I bet mortals can't see the way I do, even if they did end up here with me. ;)

Mandos: Is Feanor interesting to talk to?

[Loslote]

Mandos: Not really - he keeps repeating the same stuff over and over again. It gets boring.

Haldir: Which do you prefer, dying in Helm's Deep or in Mirkwood?

[Morsul the Dark]

Haldir: Well that depends... the only reason I would be at helm's deep would be battle so I'm fairly certain I'd get a sword to the back or some such nonsense... But Mirkwood would I'd more likely die peacefully in my- hgnnnnharrgh ...Damn

LEGOlas would you consider doing a Spanish Eggo Commercial? "Legolas mi Eggolas!"

[Lindale]

Legolas: Perdone me, no habla mi espanol. :(

Miriel Serinde: Why did you get that terrible postnatal depression?

[Erendis]

Miriel Serinde:Este was on vacation in Mandos.

Este:By the way,why were you on vacation?

[Loslote]

Este: My union sued the corporation, so all employees get one week off. I just *happened* to choose the one week when I had something to do...

Witchking: What did you think when Sauron gave you a Ring?

[Lindale]

Witchking: I thought it was our BFF ring, and I was flabbergasted when I didn't have anything to give him.

Gimli: What did Gloin give you as his coming-home present after the adventure with Bilbo?

[Loslote]

Gimli: He gave me this silly yo-yo. I still can't get it to do anything!

Queen Beruthiel: If your cats were your spies, how could you tell what they were reporting to you?

[Lindale]

Beruthiel: I secretly learned the language of cats--basically because I had no one else to talk to. :(

Eol: Were there no decent orthopedics in Doriath or Beleriand?

[Loslote]

Eol: Yes, but they were all on strike at the time.

Morgoth: Which did you like better, Angband or Utumno?

[Erendis]

Morgoth:Angmar,for sure.Better landscape,no view,no living good neighbors... Ah,home,sweet home....


Balrong:Is Zirak-zigil a good place to-em-rest forever?

[Lindale]

Balrog: *resting*

Ulmo: Erm, do you have legs?

[Loslote]

Ulmo: Yes. They're just underwater most of the time, so no one ever notices.

Aegnor: What was the real reason you left Andreth?

[Erendis]

Aegnor:Humididty.You can't preserve a propoer hair straightening more than 2 hours.


Mandos,isn't so many people at home a bit agoraphobic?

[Lindale]

Mandos: After a couple o' centuries, you'll get used to it.

Eowyn: How did you feel when Theodred and Eomer wouldn't let you play with them?

[Loslote]

Eowyn: Really relieved. Do you realize how bad they smell after wearing all that armor all day?

Tulkas: Why /did/ you come to Arda?

[Erendis]

Tulkas:You know..All these pusssies around me singing...Hey ,dude,I want some action!


Sauron:Don't you think that silver dome in Armenelos was a bit kitch?

[Faramir Jones]

Sauron: You dare ask me such a question?:mad: Just because you're online and think that you have superior technology doesn't mean that I won't find out who you are!:)

Varda: Why didn't you make any constellations in the shape of cuddly, peaceful things, like a cat or a rabbit? They're nice.

[Loslote]

Varda: But I couldn't bribe anyone by naming it after them. Bunnies just aren't that impressive. My plans for world domination would be ruined! ... I mean, I'm allergic.

Manwe: ... just how long did you know Varda before you married her?

[Glirdan]

Manwe: That's an easy one....wait....I'm MARRIED!?!? :eek:

Yavanna: What compelled you to create walking, talking trees?

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Yavanna: Well, it sort of helped that somebody decided to create something that killed my trees. Anyway, why not?

Eru Illuvatar: What gave you the idea to create. . . creation?

[Loslote]

Iluvatar: Well, I saw the most amazing movie once...

Luthien: Do girls in Doriath never take Self-Defense classes?

[Urwen]

Pharazon, why did you usurp the throne from thy WIFE?

[Urwen]

Pharazon, why:( did you usurp the throne from thy wife?

[Galadriel55]

Luthien: Do girls in Doriath never take Self-Defense classes?

Luthien: well, it's a given that all our possible enemies are asleep by the time they get close enough.

Nienna: do you have any time to laugh?

[Glirdan]

Nienna: do you have any time to laugh?

Nienna: Not really seeing as I have this....and that.....and.....and...the....other....thing....ST OP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!


Rosie: Do Hobbit women shave their feet?

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Rosie: Do Hobbit women shave their feet?

Absolutely not! Foot-hair is a sign of a sturdy hobbit woman. No respectable hobbit lady would shave!

Beleg: Why were you friends with such a person as Turin? He killed you! *Sniff*

[Galadriel55]

Beleg: Why were you friends with such a person as Turin? He killed you! *Sniff*

He killed me? REALLY?! Wonderful! I've always wanted to join the Barrow Downs!!!

Elrond: how does it feel to look up in the sky and see your dad there?

[Glirdan]

Elrond: how does it feel to look up in the sky and see your dad there?

WHAT!?!? I thought I told him to stop taking flying lessons from a catapult!!!

Gandalf: Why fireworks?

[Galadriel55]

Gandalf: Why fireworks?

I am not a big fan of water fountains, whatever Elrond might say.

Galadriel: Why in Middle Earth did you decide to marry that stupid dunce Celeborn?

[Glirdan]

Galadriel: Why in Middle Earth did you decide to marry that stupid dunce Celeborn?

.......Because he was pretty.......

Thorin: Why 13?

[Galadriel55]

Thorin: Why 13?

I was 13 when I found out I was a Dwarf. Since I went with Dwarves on a mission to avenge other Dwarves and conquer the right home of Dwarves, I thought that 13 Dwarves is the Dwarvishly perfect Dwarvish number. 13 of us, 13 Dwarves, set out on the dangerous Dwarf mission on Dwarf business. It's a shame Gandalf made that fat lump Bilbo come along; it ruined all my plan. Well, what can a Dwarf expect of a wizard who isn't a Dwarvishly Dwarfy Dwarf?

Smaug: what colour are your wings and why?