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Galadriel55
11-07-2010, 02:02 PM
Inspired by the Chatau d' Mordor thread about orc restaurants, I thought of this one - list the possible means of transportation of orcs of the 7th age. I'll start off with this:
Morcedes
Lamborcgini
Orcsvagon
Torcyota
Dorcge
Morcubishi

Feel free to include troll, Nazgul, Balrog ("wings" not acceptable since it's still a question), or any other evil creature transportation as well!
Pitchwife
11-07-2010, 02:44 PM
Trolls Royce (quite obviously)
Inziladun
11-07-2010, 03:19 PM
An Orcs's conveyance of choice could only have been a Jaguawarg
Nogrod
11-07-2010, 03:56 PM
The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.

And let's not forget the overpriced train-line AnthrakX for the well off - and Greywarg buses for the middle class.
Blind Guardian
11-07-2010, 07:10 PM
Orc Waggons?
Galadriel55
11-08-2010, 06:48 AM
Volkswagon - orcswagon
Pitchwife
11-12-2010, 02:54 PM
I'm a bit surprised no one's mentioned the very obvious Forc yet.
And what about Uruk-haiwoo?
Galadriel55
11-12-2010, 04:32 PM
And what about Uruk-haiwoo?

are you referring to the Mordor highways? Or, rather, Isengard highways, seeing as it's Uruk-hai.
Pitchwife
11-13-2010, 02:58 AM
No, I was actually trying to pun on Daewoo. But you're quite right, all of these vehicles would probably use the Uruk-haiway.
Hookbill the Goomba
11-13-2010, 03:50 AM
*sigh*
I guess I'm going to have to do it, aren't I?

MOUNT ZOOM!

:cool:
Galadriel55
11-23-2010, 03:32 PM
How about orcomobiles?

BMW - Best Maneuver Wargs
Galadriel55
12-16-2010, 10:00 PM
Mazgulda: the Nazgul Mazda!!!
Galadriel55
05-17-2017, 06:37 AM
I was going through some abandoned Mirth threads to cheer me up. Remembered one of my own. Thought a post above was absolutely brilliant and was going to rep it, but turns out I did already all those years ago. Consistency is key. ;) But I would rep it again.


The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.

Built in mockery of Entbuses, of course.

The Metromoriatan system, also known as "the Underground", would complement the ground level public transportation.
Pervinca Took
07-12-2017, 02:49 PM
Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?
Galadriel55
07-12-2017, 09:41 PM
Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?

My phone doesn't let me either. And on the computer I have to open it in a new tab if the thread is over 2 or so pages long.