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Galadriel55
06-05-2011, 03:41 PM
http://www.kawaiianpunch.com/2011/04/scent-of-half-orc-only-1750.html
This is a random website that somehow appeared on my page, and I thought I should post it here for everyone to laugh.
In order for the perfume to sell, it must embody- or at least be branded with- something that the average would want to emulate.
Like an orc?
If you've ever wondered what an orc, half-elf, paladin, or neutral alignment smells like, then today is your lucky day!
The "neutral alignment" sounds like WW (well, more like the rules to it, on the sticky thread). :rolleyes:
And, to cap it off,
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LG44WiEzOGw/TbjB9QhEAFI/AAAAAAAAA0U/3zg13Hx7aus/s1600/Orcses.jpg
And who wouldn't want to smell like these fancy gentlemen?
I had a laughing fit over this.
Anyway, read for yourself, I won't ruin it anymore for you. ;)
Thinlómien
06-06-2011, 12:05 PM
Oh my goodness, who buys that??? :D
Although my second thought that these would be hilarious gifts for geeky friends... :rolleyes:;)
Anyway, it's also worth a laugh to follow a link to the online store (http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/rpg.html)the article discusses and scroll down the page to see the selection and the description of the scents. Anyone here who would like to buy a perfume with halfling scent - porridge, kukui nuts and pastry crumbs?
And that's not even tho worst or the funniest. Gosh these things must smell ghastly!
Galadriel55
06-06-2011, 01:58 PM
Oh my goodness, who buys that??? :D
I think it's only a mock advertisement, but it's still funny.
Anyway, it's also worth a laugh to follow a link to the online store (http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/rpg.html)the article discusses and scroll down the page to see the selection and the description of the scents. Anyone here who would like to buy a perfume with halfling scent - porridge, kukui nuts and pastry crumbs?
My favourite is the Dwarf one - Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather! How mad a fanatic one should be in order to actually use that? :eek::D
LadyBrooke
06-06-2011, 02:04 PM
Some of them are hilarious...Fighter sounds like it would smell disgusting though: Leather, musk, blood, and steel.
Elf doesn't sound half bad though...Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry.
The site is rather interesting. They also have scents inspired by Alice in Wonderland, The Seven Sins, Dorian Gray, and The Last Unicorn, to name a few.
Morthoron
06-06-2011, 02:13 PM
Eau de Gobelin the new fragrance from Estee Mordor.
Inziladun
06-06-2011, 02:18 PM
Should the Downs capitalise on this idea with Scent of narfforc (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/member.php?u=4376)? :D
narfforc
06-12-2011, 10:21 AM
Parfum de Bog from narfforc.................(there is a play on words for those in the know)
bauer5152
06-20-2011, 03:12 AM
I think it's only a mock advertisement, but it's still funny.
My favourite is the Dwarf one - Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather! How mad a fanatic one should be in order to actually use that? :eek::D
I also think so.
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