Titles to make you smile...

[Galadriel55]

This is Bethberry's idea which she shared with me during our small moot, so I give her full credit for this thread. The point is to come up with potential (though unexistent as yet) thread names/titles that would be amusing, at least here: if I saw someone seriously making one of these threads my brain would have a short circuit somewhere :D. This is our small contribution, but I expect something much more grand to be posted here in the next couple time units.

Does canonicity have free will?

Are bananas essential to moots?

Who would win in a fight: bananas vs wurst

C*ri*top*er T*lki*n C*ns*r*d My Thr*ad (I thought of this one after the moot)



Well, go ahead with it.

[The Might]

Seriously - what is this "wurst" thing?

I'm German and still don't understand what is so fascinating about it :D

[Galadriel55]

Seriously - what is this "wurst" thing?

I'm German and still don't understand what is so fascinating about it :D

It originated in Finlandmoot (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=660373&postcount=1098), when Hookbill said something or other (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=661171&postcount=2954), and even got a special mention from P&A (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=661146&postcount=2951).

Bananas are a more recent thing, also related to moots. Rune is to be blamed for this one (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=663740&postcount=1676), as well as Paper Telephone. The banana appeared (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=664193&postcount=1119)at a moot, and was proven to be canonical (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=664197&postcount=1121)by Bethberry.

You're behind the times, Miggy! :p:D

[Oddwen]

The wurst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm5I6nBXii8) thing is that we'll probably never see any of these titles anywhere on the Downs.


You're a Wizard, Gandalf!

Am I a Saucepan?

Who is Mr. Bliss, really?

Couchas Galadhon?

Yes or No: Do I walk on Two Legs?

[Galadriel55]

The wurst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm5I6nBXii8) thing is that we'll probably never see any of these titles anywhere on the Downs.

We'd all go bananas! :D


Did Urwen kill Maedhros?

How much wood can a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck can chuck Old Man Willow?

The Chapter-by-Chapter sub-forum is going chapter by chapter

Who is that Tolkien?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Judging by the current top threads, we could get a decent discussion out of

What do Radagast, Alatar and Pallando assign to Mordor?

Interesting to hear their thoughts, anyway.

Edit to say: Actually, I've just had a look and I reckon even wizards would find it difficult to make the 'Mordor'-thread interesting. So scrap that suggestion.

[Galadriel55]

In honour of TH movies...


Is Smaug the Necromancer?

Does Gollum secretly want the Ring back?

Esgaroth and Minas Tirith: the same city

I know! Balin is Bilbo's father!

About how Smaug turned the Lonely Mountain into Mount Doom

Did Shelob live in Lorien? *confused*

y do elves hate spidres do u no?

Will they ever make a book?



Yeah, that was lame.

[Galadriel55]

Morgul-blades: the cure for death

[Galadriel55]

A detailed account of how Werewolf originated

Did WW3 come from WW?

[Galadriel55]

How do I start a thread?

Why have so many threads?

How do I ask a question?




Yes I'm being silly.

[Galadriel55]

Does Tom Bombadil have wings?

What colour is an Entwife's hair?

Is Middle-Earth in the middle?

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

Radagast as Gandalf's cousin: Were all the wizards related?

Was Shelob a spider of Mirkwood who somehow went South?

Legitimate concerns, but full inquiry in title, again.

[Galadriel55]

Where did Thorin get his majesty?

Radagast's hair decoration looks crap.

AZOG.

[Gil-Galad]

Et tu, Saruman?

How to be Lord of the Rings, and so can you!