Things that LOTR characters just woulden't say

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

*Takes breath an hopes to God she dont get a toung lashing...As you've guessed, I have the newbie jitters*

I once tryed this sorta thing in another fourm and it skyrocketed...Might as wel try it here...
All you do is just type things down that you dit think the characters would say. If you have more ideas later on, come back and post them too!

Frodo: All this walking sure dose hurt my feet....Wonder if Aragorn feels like giving out foot massages today...

Pippin: Four score and 7 years ago...

Grandalf: *Smoking pipe when he smeels someting burning. He looks down and...* AAAHHH!!! MY BEARDS ON FIRE!!! *Runs to the nearest streem and dunks his head in it*

Gimli: I wonder what would happen if I took My ax and snuck up on Sam in his sleep and disided to cut his toe nails...

Legolas: Perhpas I should take up Yoga lessons....And kartti!

[Brinniel]

Kithrèna- There's already a topic like this one here (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000078)

[Elsaur]

why do you have newbie jitters? i've been here for 4 days and i've had no problems. i even look forward to tongue lashings. i love a good argument and to stir the pot more than it should be stirred. i could see legolas doing yoga though. smilies/evil.gif smilies/smile.gif

[Arwen Imladris]

Kithrèna, what is the wort that could happen to you? Well I will tell you, you will say something that is so unipropriate and BW will suspend you and you woun't be able to come in and post, unless you sign in with a new desplayed name. That is only the worst case sinario, and you have to be VERY anoying to have that happen to you, by then you would not be a newbie anymore, and you would get warnings before. So DON"T WORRY! Just have fun, people who get mad at you are just not having a good day and would get mad at anything.