What would you name your sword

[Rose Cotton]

You know the swords in Middle Earth normaly have names. Well, what would you name your sword? I was thinking of 'Slice & Dice'.

[Maltagaerion]

Nevtelluma

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[Lindolirian]

Gaurcrist the were-wolf cleaver.

[Frahhamn]

Bob the Idiot-chopper. smilies/evil.gif

[Kuruharan]

LOL!! As hard as I try I just can't top Bob the Idiot Chopper!

[Elrian]

Sounds like a winner to me too! smilies/biggrin.gif I'm tempted to go out a buy a sword just so I can name it that.

[Rosa Underhill]

Hee hee... Bob... I approve! *applaudes*

Hmmm... Paperweight the Unused. (Seriously, what would I do with a sword? I named my white cane "Excalibur" once, though; that was before I got my dog.)

[The Mirrorball Man]

I would name it "Kleptomonkey".

[JaellBrandybuck]

Bob the Idiot Chopper. That name rocks.

I would probably name my sword... um... Cheese. Yeah, Cheese.

[Niphredil Baggins]

Wow for Bob! I'd name mine That Bloody Thing.
Thing for short, rhymes with Sting.

[Eldar14]

The Fish. Just "The Fish." Either that or Rûdhnaur, which I get when I type "Really Big Sword That Goes Boom!!" into the elven name generator. smilies/smile.gif

[Jjudvven]

I'd problably be completely uncreative and name it something like 'Glamdring', 'Sting',
'Narsil' or something like that.

[Bruce MacCulloch]

Mine is named "Agnes".

[Frahhamn]

ALLRRRRRIGHT!!! I'm a hit on my first post!!!

HUZZAH!

actually, i was here when the barrow-downs forum was first made... but i was busy and haven't come back till now. and by this time, i'd forgotten my old account... so anyway... glad you liked my sword name! smilies/smile.gif

RATE ME! GO TO MY BOARD! YAY! smilies/smile.gif

[Enkanowen]

I think I would call my sword Althea, meaning pure.
Or Enkanowen's Blade of Pain. I don't know which one's better

[Buffy]

Mister Pointy.

-Buffy

[Frahhamn]

HAW HAW!

mine was better.


VISIT MY BOARD!

[Jjudvven]

Bob the Idiot-Chopper, that was pretty dang funny... smilies/smile.gif not much can beat that, Frahhamn.

[Rose Cotton]

Bob the Idiot-chopper definatly outstrips Slice and Dice(which really wasn't good at all) But in my opinion all these names are great. I'm getting tons of laughs. Keep the names coming.

[Samwise]

Hm. Ages ago I had an elf-like character whose sword was named 'To Sanctify Justice' I gave it a name that was it some made up language which was supposed to mean the above. Out of curiosity I put To Sanctify Justice in the name generator (Elf) and came out with:

Morhuanion.

Guess I'd name my sword that. smilies/smile.gif

"I made a promise, Mister Frodo! 'Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee,' Gandalf said;
'Don't you leave him! "
Sam Gamgee

[Rosa Underhill]

Paperweight the Unused is Bragolré in Elvish and, if it were a hobbit, my sword would be Saradoc Brown of Woody End! smilies/biggrin.gif

Heh... I got mah bad, bad Saradoc Brown!

[Maltagaerion]

I got mah bad, bad Saradoc Brown!

hehe smilies/wink.gif

[Maltagaerion]

By the way...Nevtelluma was what I got when I put 'Orc Cleaver' in the Elvish name generator.

[Fenrir]

Fluffy or Flossy. If I had a sword and a matching dagger that's what I'd call them.

Seriously? Angruin

[Jjudvven]

Fluffy? Flossy? That is weird... smilies/smile.gif

[Frahhamn]

consider the source. smilies/smile.gif

[Perethil]

id name it Mr Pink
(see reservoir dogs)

[Mayla Took]

Hummm....I did like the "Bob-" suggestion! Lol! How about..."Pointie" or "Staby"! Or maybe "The Shinny Silver Slicer"??

[Frahhamn]

haw haw!! smilies/smile.gif

hey guys! visit my board. smilies/frown.gif i need members... and posts... smilies/frown.gif

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[Lostgaeriel]

Well, for my work in the garment trade, I'm going to need 3 swords:

Alagdeloth: Paper Scissors (for pattern-making when the CAD system crashes)
Bragolmereth: Fabric Cleaver
Sirithlithion: Pinking Shears (used only for fabric swatches on story boards!)

They sound so elegant in Elvish.

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[Jjudvven]

Those are pretty good. But Bob the Idiot-Chopper was probably the best.

[Samwise]

Per Enkanowen
I think I would call my sword Althea, meaning pure.
I like that myself. smilies/smile.gif

LOTR Moment (IV) (Moria)
Orcs are everywhere
Samwise whacks one with a pot
gets..."the hang of this!" smilies/smile.gif

Copyright 2002 S. Uffelman

[Nuinrog]

http://www.strike9.com/eq/image.aspx?path=/Warith/fullsize/Sting2.jpg

Now I need a name. smilies/smile.gif

[Maltagaerion]

Well, I see you went and bought a 'Sting' replica. I've seen those in person, very nice! smilies/smile.gif

So, what WILL you name it? smilies/smile.gif

[Rosa Underhill]

*whistles* Wow, bet that took some saving up for...

Heh, you could call it...Tim? (Monty Python reference.)

[Samwise]

Well, I see you went and bought a 'Sting' replica. I've seen those in person, very nice!
OOH--quite cool indeed! smilies/wink.gif
LOTR Moment (IV) (Moria)
Orcs are everywhere
Samwise whacks one with a pot
gets..."the hang of this!" smilies/smile.gif

Copyright 2002 S. Uffelman

[Nuinrog]

Arfalasion would be its name. Figure it out on your own. smilies/smile.gif

[Ara'rial]

Nice sword...hum...Bob is the best. Heh, I should name my pocket knife that...well I did make up a name for a sword once...it was really stupid. Gil-Celeb. Well..it sounded nice when you looked at the meaning but I'm not sure if I got the name right.

[Phil The Balrog]

Belegthôlion meaning "Justice and Mercy"

or something more menacing like

Galenchilion meaning "Devil's Bane"
Nilmerethion meaning "Demon Fang"
Ringgaerion meaning "Righteous Anger"
Neftalion meaning "Dragon Tooth"

or something really hardcore like

Eglanedlorion which is "I kill bad guys and always get the girl"

Guess I could just name it Little Phil.

[Androndo the Thoughtfull]

I would call it something like "decapitor" ...

[Gayalondiel]

Mine would have to be 'Brat-Chopper': it would get most use in threatening my little brother... smilies/evil.gif

[Fenrir]

Originally posted by Ara'rial:
<STRONG>Nice sword...hum...Bob is the best. Heh, I should name my pocket knife that...well I did make up a name for a sword once...it was really stupid. Gil-Celeb. Well..it sounded nice when you looked at the meaning but I'm not sure if I got the name right.</STRONG>

Celebgil might work.

[Narya]

If it is a speaking- sword.. how about Lilacor??

[Rosie Posie Burrows]

I like 'Mr Pointy' myself! smilies/biggrin.gif
I'd probably call my sword 'Vanwalach, the Blunt and Cowardly'.
Vanwalach is elvish for Fred.
Not half as good as Mr Pointy or Bob the Idiot Chopper, I know, but it's the best I can do.
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[Lush]

Courage the Cowardly Sword would be my pick (anyone here watch cartoons?).
Or maybe Big-&%$ Toothpick.
Well, seriously speaking, if I ever did get these hands of mine on a sword, I would name probably name it Poltava, after the site of the great battle that Russia fought with Sweden. Needless to say, Russia won that one (no offense to the Swedes!). Or Ilya Mooromets, after the mighty fairy-tale hero.

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[River Jordan]

Iaurfennas. See if anyone can figure out what that means!! Heh heh...

[Samwise]

Narya, welcome! Post lots!
*Frodo and Sam walking across a feild*
*Sam stops*
*Frodo turns* "Sam, what's the matter? "
*Sam* "If I take another step, I'll be farther from home than I've ever been."

[Samwise]

Per Lush:
Courage the Cowardly Sword would be my pick (anyone here watch cartoons?)
L-O-L! Yep, that one's one of my favorites.
"OOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"The things I do for love."
"Stupid dog!"
Lord of the Rings
Remember Hobbits?
Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin
Nine walkers on a journey

Copyright 2001 S. Uffelman

[Joy]

I was looking for a sword back before Christmas. I found it, but had no money at the time, when I did, it was gone. I gonna have to keep looking. But here's the names that I think I like:

Palanrosiel - Holy Warrior
Thalinedlor - God's Holy Warrior
Waenrûthion - God's Holy Sword
Tanquesse - Holy Sword

[Aralaithiel]

For a Monty Python theme, I would name mine "Come see the violence inherent in the system!" smilies/biggrin.gif Now to type THAT into the Elven name generator! LOL!!! I really loved Bob the idiot chopper! smilies/cool.gif

[Ara'rial]

Spanx Fenrir...I'm new at this. Courage is a cool cartoon. Heh heh...I get a kick everytime seeing the hole in his tooth...

[Samwise]

From the name generator, the rest of my swords' names:
Hobbit: Hugo Tunnelly from Woody End.

Orc: Púshtrak the Despoiler

Dwarf: Narin Talonsinger

Hm. Talonsinger kinda sounds neat....
"I made a promise, Mister Frodo! 'Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee,' Gandalf said;
'Don't you leave him! "
Sam Gamgee

[Aralaithiel]

OK...I typed "Come see the violence inherent in the system" into the Elven name generator. And it gave me (are y'all trembling in fear yet?)...
Lostciriel

Way cool if you ask me! smilies/biggrin.gif

Elven female warriors! Unite! Heed the call of Galadriel's Guard!

[Rosa Underhill]

Elven female warriors! Unite! Heed the call of Galadriel's Guard!

Eh, not an elf. Can I join anyway? *waves Paperweight the Unused shyly* smilies/biggrin.gif

Hm. Courage always kind of scared me, though I laughed my head off when I saw that little spoof comercial where Shaggy and Scooby were threatening him! smilies/biggrin.gif Anyone ever seen "Samurai Jack"? (Everytime I watch that, I keep thinking someone should just hand him a Bible and all his problems would be solved. "Aku, in the name of Jesus Christ, I bind you and banish you!" or something of the like.) smilies/biggrin.gif

[Aralaithiel]

Sure Rosa! We'd love to have ya! smilies/biggrin.gif You can chop off the orc's feet!

[Rosa Underhill]

Ha ha! I would make the term "ankle biter" a feared statement. smilies/biggrin.gif

"Come back here, coward! I'll-I'll bite off your knee caps!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)

Heh, of course, Frodo started the whole thing. I really wish they would've had him stabbing that orc's foot in the movie...

And the flying Gondorian heads gave me the chills. *shudder* Those poor people...

[Aralaithiel]

We'd make "ankle biter" your title! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Mista]

I suspect mine would just end up being
Culgwath The Cheese Clever smilies/rolleyes.gif

Because it would sit in a drawer and only be used for one purpose. LOL

smilies/biggrin.gif
Mista

[Sindalómiel]

Can I join the Elf warrior group too please?

[Nuinrog]

Nibinrûnion means "Help! Help! Im being repressed!"

[Durregiel]

Hey Phil the Balrog,
Please dont call it Little Phil ..I have a friend who calls something else of his his little phil...
But like ur name Eglanedlorion, hehehe good name
But if i had a sword then i would name it Nevyulma Killer of fell beings. Pretty boring eh?

[Narya]

Thanks for the Welcome, Sam smilies/smile.gif

Lostciriel is a really cool name... I´m just trying to imagine, how someone of those "anarcho syndicated commun- dwellers" would look like with sword named Lostciriel (while creeping around in the dirt) smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lhundael]

"Aragothdrianel", yes that would be it
or "Berielarcriel" smilies/eek.gif

[Aralaithiel]

Imagine an elf that has been mudwrestling with his/her sword and you get an idea. I love that part of "Holy Grail" smilies/biggrin.gif We all had our "parts" when I would watch it over & Over with my college buddies. I was Dennis.
Yes Sindolomiel, you may join. All are welcome! smilies/cool.gif I don't know what Lady Galadriel would think though, of a melting pot of a guard! smilies/tongue.gif ORCS NEED NOT APPLY!

[Rosa Underhill]

The blade Saradoc Brown (Paperweight the Unused) now has a new, nobler name: Erkemenion! (That's elvish for "ankle biter"!) smilies/biggrin.gif

Orc #1: Man, Ted, what happened to you?
Orc #2 (Ted): *hobbles in with a bandaged foot* It was that dung-hill rat and her wretched blade, Erkemenion! Curse the Elf who forged that ankle biting sword!

[Sindalómiel]

Originally posted by Aralaithiel:
<STRONG>Yes Sindolomiel, you may join. All are welcome! smilies/cool.gif I don't know what Lady Galadriel would think though, of a melting pot of a guard! smilies/tongue.gif ORCS NEED NOT APPLY!</STRONG>

Yay, now I just have to name my sword....hmmm. Will get back to you on that one, any ideas would be much appreciated too.

[Narya]

I´ve got some names from the Elven Name generator:
Culalquamegil, Maikalad (meaning things like Headchopper the brutal)
Or how about Sauralda- chopper of useless people
and Thauronoon- Slayer of useless people.
or Orogrod- Orcslayer, the living death...
You can get some good names there but I think if you want to have a real good name you should translate a name into Sindarin or Quenya. I cannot speak any elven language yet, but I´m about to learn it.

[Narya]

I like the fight with the Black Knight (?) (and many other scenes), Aralaithiel.
I have never watched "Holy Grail" in original
smilies/frown.gif (so i´m not sure about the name)

BtW: Can I join the female Elve Warrior guild, too. I am an Elven ranger and very good at archery..

[shieldmaiden]

I call my pocket swiss army knife "Mr. Jasper Cutty", I just like the sound of that.
As for the sword, I don't know, I think I don't have the strenght to use one.
Btw, Courage the Cowerdly Sword!!! LOL, I love that cartoon.

[Samwise]

Per Rosa Underhill:
Orc #1: Man, Ted, what happened to you?
Orc #2 (Ted): *hobbles in with a bandaged foot* It was that dung-hill rat and her wretched blade, Erkemenion! Curse the Elf who forged that ankle biting sword!

L-O-L!!!!

[Orogaerion]

I would name My sword Ilterendi, wich means Unbreakeble in elvish, sounds neat!!
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[Estelyn Telcontar]

Sharpest thing I own is my trusty rotary cutter, my faithful companion on all adventures in the fields of Patchwork - it definitely needs to be sheathed when unused, otherwise it's really dangerous! The elven name generator gave me "Pherethir" - sounds like something to fear, doesn't it?! smilies/wink.gif

[Rose Cotton]

I typed Slice and Dice into the elven name generator and got Andore. Sounds good to me. I also tried I will bite your ankles and got Waencu. You can use that name if you want Rosa.

[Rose Cotton]

Hey since the elves are starting a group why shouldn't the hobbits create a group. Hobbits Unite.(although if you would rather be with the elves I understand)

[Aralaithiel]

Hey Rose Cotton! Hobbits are allowed to join the Guard! The only excluded group are ORCS. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elven-Maiden]

I would name my sword lightsaber
smilies/cool.gif oh yeah....

[Samwise]

Orogaerion, welcome to the 'Downs! Please post much!
"Well, I'm back."
Sam Gamgee

[mark12_30]

You CAN'T rename "Paperweight the Unused." It's perfect. I laughed about that for days every time I tought about it. There I go again. Please tell me you are not serious.

[Rosa Underhill]

Hmmm... I'm going to have to get two swords; you're right, I loved "Paperweight the Unused", too! (Or, Saradoc Brown, as it's more nobly known.) smilies/biggrin.gif Erkmenion can be the dagger I keep in my boot.

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

I have a sword. The best name for it is probably Leafbane as that's about all it's ever cut in anger, although I did once give my finger a nasty nick when I was cleaning it. Alternatively I could call it 'Oscar', because it's sharp and imprisoned in Reading.

[Iarbariel]

sword name, huh? I do prefer to use the bow, but I guess I can bring a short blade with me...let's call it Bloodsinger :-) And may it slice many orcs!

[Glenethor]

Melpaurian or 'Bush-Whacker.'
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[avarrogion]

Actually i will name my elvish blade dcrow the Merciless...wat do you think about that name? smilies/evil.gif

"What have i got in my pocket?"

[Aralaithiel]

Well, since I changed my fan fiction character's hair to flaming red, I renamed my sword Fireblade, Durahaiel in elvish!
Keep checking the fan fiction site for "The Tale of Aralaithiel" by me! I can't wait to see myself published! smilies/smile.gif

[Melly]

silversun don't ask.It sounds rather like a brand name,doesn't it?

[Elendil of Donareo]

Smain the flesh slayer

[Gayahithwen]

Ok, since I'm a very split personality I have three different characters to give swords to.. ^_^ the first (which I like the best) is my peaceloving elf that'll go seek the valar and so on.. Her sword would be named Dûrore which means I'm a peacelover, but if any orcs come near me, I'll have to slay them..
My second character would be someone really mean, like an orc.. His/her sword would be named Melranko or Dûrbtak the Devastor, which both means Hate of all living beings..
My third character is just neutral, but a little bit easy on the sword when it comes to killing people, so her/his sword would be named Ainalindë or Bôrwûsh the Looter, which both means Neutral blade of death..
Well, if nothing else, that at least showed my split personality.. Of course, I could call my sword something like "Greenleaf the heartstealer".. if you think about it, you'll understand it..

[Armadoin]

I want to name mine the equivalent of mighty warrior or orc slayer... actually the ****s sounds even better; yeah, the ****s smilies/biggrin.gif

[Meela]

I'd like to name my sword something Elvish, perhaps meaning 'Blood Warrior' or 'Slayer of Orcs', although a Numenorean name would be grand.
Sword of the Sea: in the style of Excalibur of the lake, to give it a 'legendary' feel.

[Demloth of Dol Amroth]

SILMEGILAINAVAL!!! muhahahahhaa! cumbersome name, but it fits the sword it would be given-BIG-HONKING TWO-HANDED SWORD!! (not claymore-theys got a goofy hilt). it means "shining sword of HOLY MIGHT" (it's a paladin thing). actually, val means power while beleg means might, but Silmegilainabeleg had more of a "clunk" than a ring to it-so i chose val on the assumption might and power were interchangeable. hee hee hee-been waiting for a thread like this. Aralaithiel, YOU ROCK! I want a flaming sword too! Silmegilainaval would be a sword you'd have to take weightlifting your entire school career to lift, though-unless it was made of titanium. to give you an idea, the handle would be a foot and 3 inches long...need i say more. it'd be more of a "scare the living crud out of your opponents" sword than an actual fighting sword-though not to say i wouldn't try to use it. the pommel jewel would have to glow when orcs are near, and the whole blade would glow when trolls are near. then you know what you're getting into!

Armadoin-go with "orc slayer"

I love Courage the Cowardly Dog!
"Bla-bla-bla!"
"Where's my peanuts?"
"BUY FLAN-TASY FLAN!"

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[Nevfeniel]

Sharp pointy thing!

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

I'd probaly name mine "Amarthrist" roughly meaning Cleaver/Sword of Doom.

[Joy]

Demloth, may I use your idea for the Sword as I am creating one for my fan-fic. The name of the sword is Kalasil - Sword of Bright Light.

I also am playing an evil character in a RPG, there my sword is named Mormagil - The Black Sword. When I chose the name, I didn't know that was one of Turin's name, well, I did but didn't notice.

[Aramacil]

I would probably name my sword somthing very unoriginal, but easy to remember like "sword" or "Long object to kill my enemies with". smilies/smile.gif

[Evisse the Blue]

hmm, hard to beat all these cool names.

If I had a sword (not very likely) I'd name her (it will be a she, and glow Blue when orcs are near - like me!) :
Evil Sharp Pointed Blue Thingy to Stab Bad Guys and Such With (Evie for short). Bwahahahahaha!

[Armadoin]

Thanks Demloth; I guess my other name wasn't very appropriate smilies/smile.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

NewbieCleaver: Celebdur
Harry Potter Bane: Tangond
Blade of off topicy goodness: Aratfang

[Donisile Of Mirkwood]

Afearne Goblin Cleaver, i hate Goblins! Damn you Melkor!!!! smilies/wink.gif

[Demloth of Dol Amroth]

joy, i would be honored if you would use my sword name-i thought it was a little awkward and that people would think it was silly. and armadoin-good choice. there are better ways to get the "point"(pardon the really bad joke) across than "colorful adjectives." donisile-it's been done smilies/smile.gif

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[Nilwen]

How about Gladius Of The Wanderer.Or the elvish aquivalent,I dont know what that would be.Does any one?

[gayare'dion]

id name mine "bubba the sasquatch and old lady atttacker of painful pokes and stuff"

or just "fred"

hehe i named my paintball gun anduril

[Evisse the Blue]

Oh, Meela, I'm touched! ::blushes, pleased::
names her shiny new bow and arrow Meela. (nice name, too)

[lathspell]

Johnny Bravo

[Loonie]

Hello Everyone.

Personally, I wield axes. But a secondary sword in my sheath would bear the name 'Light Storm' in Common Speech. I'm not proficient in elvish, but the contrast of Light and Storm I'm sure would make an interesting word. Someone get back to me on this?

[TolkienGurl]

'Toothpick of Doom' or 'Large Wooden Spoon of Death' (Raven joke smilies/biggrin.gif )

Come see the Steel Ravens - Medieval/Renaissance Swordfighting Troupe of Mid-Michigan!
October 12-13
GVSU Ren Faire in Grand Rapids, Michigan
LOTS OF GENUINE LIVE STEEL FIGHTS! COMEDY! YAY! smilies/smile.gif

[Demloth of Dol Amroth]

TolkienGurl-do they have a website? thing is, i might just be able to see something sometime, as i live sorta near michigan-wisconsin, so i might be able to see it sometime, just need a schedule. THE MIDDLE AGES ROCKED!
a sword named Johnny Bravo-that would be interesting. heaven help us if it was one of those talking swords.

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[Salix]

I would name mine "Unquenchable Flame", or whatever that was in Elvish.

[Reyna Evergreen]

Now, something like "The Sword That Will Eventually Bring You To DOOM!" is too long, but I like that anyway... smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Otherwise (and seriously) I named my sword Aure, meaning Light or Day. Kinda makes me think that the thing will bring back the Day (as mentionned in my sig) to the good guys or bring Light (which can be linked with hope) to the good guys in dire need. smilies/smile.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Eruialiwen]

I'd probably name my sword something Elven, but I'm too lazy at the moment to go to the name generator thingie to translate Shadowless, which is what its name would be in the Common Language. It would be a pure sword of white steel smilies/biggrin.gif But I might change the name...not sure yet smilies/wink.gif Or Shadowlight, or...*goes off to mumble and think*

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[Eruialiwen]

OK...Vebeleth is the Elvish translation of Shadowless

Now I suppose I'd go with Vebeleth, although it doesn't sound as cool as the Common Language version smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

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[Artanis]

I would name mine Ancguar, meaning Fang of the Wolf, because I am really into wolves... Also, I would like to join Galadreil's Gaurds... I'm no Elf, just a Ranger... Tell you what, I will go for the heads while the Hobbits distract them... FUN!*whacks self to control the demons within*

[avarrogion]

1st and foremost it feels so good to be back in the downs after i think 5-6 months of adventure outside the downs...it juz feels so good.
Name my sword ehh...let me think well as a renegade elve i would carry a double sided katana. I would call her "Thirst" as she will always thirst for blood of mortals.
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[Kettle of fish]

The Lawnmower

Or

Elvis.

[Lady_Espel]

Mine would have Gucci engraved in it, so it would be called Gucci.

[Izzy]

I'd probly name mine Nexis the destroyer smilies/biggrin.gif

I like that name smilies/biggrin.gif

[platinumclaw]

I would name my sword Glass-Wing, if I could bear such a weapon in my talons.

Kettle of Fish, what an interesting and delightful name. Keep it up. smilies/smile.gif

[Auriel Haevasawen]

OK, my broadsword is called 'Silencia' despite the fact my friends say that makes it sound like a lady-shave.
My gallus is called 'Ragnarok' after the Saxon/Viking end of the world.
Neither of these items have ever been used to damage orcs but I can dream as they hang on my wall.

[Izzy]

if i had a short sword..hmm.. I'd name it karlion. smilies/biggrin.gif
I just kina made that up 2 seconds ago. smilies/wink.gif

[Raefindel]

I don't know about My sword, but I think Legolas should name his pair of knives "shoulder blades" in Elven. Ha ha ha!

Well, let's see, I think I would name mine "big stick" in Elven, and then I could walk softly and carry a "big stick".

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[Izzy]

LOL raefindal smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Susan Delgado]

"Shoulder Blades"...really! Raefindel, what will we do with you? smilies/biggrin.gif

Mine is named Bragolfin, which is what I got when I put "Isis" into the name generator, but it also means "Sudden Hair"

If I don't captialize Isis, however, I get Belegtur, which (possibly redundantly) means "Mighty Powerful"

By the way, I'm not making these translations up; I got them out of the word thingy in the back of the Silm.

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ]

[ninja91]

I would call it... the DREADSWORD.... grrrrr :mad: :mad: :mad:

[narfforc]

Andrex remade from the Scraps of Nostril

Humdinger mate of Dorkfist, otherwise known as Blister and Belter.

[doom_hammer]

[QUOTE=Frahhamn]Bob the Idiot-chopper.
dont think i can top that

[The Sixth Wizard]

I'd get an axe, that way I wouldn't need wood anymore AND I could chop up Sauron's servants... The Axe of Flaming Rage...

[ninja91]

Or what about Saruman's Bane, Wizard the sixth?

[Elmo]

My Compensation ;)

[Boo Radley]

What was Elric of Melnibone's sword named? Stormbringer, I think?
Which, is a cool name, no doubt, but is kind of odd when you think about it. I mean, it's sort of like naming your sword, "Severe Tropical Depression", or "Unstable Air Mass".

Beware! Or you shall face the wrath of Strato-Cumulous!!!"
"Ere... wot kind of toff name is that then, eh?"

I would name my sword "Dragon Claw".
Or "Eddie"
It could go either way.

[Thenamir]

I would name my sword after the elvish-name of my long-suffering character in the Return of the Entish Bow RP series, Andotiruves, which in English means "The Gatekeeper". The elvish sounds so much more impressive and mysterious.

EDIT: For those who want to come up with a real elvish name instead of depending on the name-generator, there is a pretty good English-to-Elvish Dictionary here. (http://www.nevrast.net/s.html) Ram a couple of good words together and see what you can come up with.

[Thenamir]

I thought of another name, along the lines of the original Slice-And-Dice:
The Ronco Orc-O-Matic!!
It slices, it dices, it even makes little julienne Orc-fries!

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

I've often toyed with naming my sword after the one that belongs to Geirmund Thunder in Laxdæla Saga. Fótbítr, 'Leg-biter': says it all really. If I were feeling self-referential I'd call it Wylkynsion, but as it is it has no name.

[Arathul]

i name thee my beloved blade a "Lightsaber". now what's that remind me of....

[Elfchick7]

I have a Shinai (sp?) Her name is....um...

Alchil or Alchilien which is what the name generator gave me for "Ice Queen"



:D

[CC5052]

http://www.strike9.com/eq/image.aspx?path=/Warith/fullsize/Sting2.jpg

Now I need a name. smilies/smile.gif


ok guys i just bought a sabre and i need a good name for it not a silly 1 like the bob suggestion so yer i like that anthea

oh yeah i would also like to be able to say it so if it is hard to say pleease spell it out too ty

[Boo Radley]

ok guys i just bought a sabre and i need a good name for it not a silly 1 like the bob suggestion so yer i like that anthea

oh yeah i would also like to be able to say it so if it is hard to say pleease spell it out too ty

Angau which is Welsh for Death.

Or Meatloaf, I always get them confused.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Hmmm... No matter what I named my sword it would be called 'Hunny' anyways. I can imagine the scenario now..

*Does cool spinny thing with sword*
"Alright Hunny, let's do this!" >_<

[Boo Radley]

What was the name of the sword worn by Michael Moorcock's character, Elric of Melnibone? Stormbringer? Good name.
Originally, it was translated as "Low Pressure Cell", which doesn't carry nearly the cache as Stormbringer.

[Laurinquë]

One of the more amusing points in my Lord of the Rings fan life was whilst I was reading FotR for the first time. My friend TheGreatElvenWarrior was talking to me about something and mentioned Frodo's sword. I distinctly remember asking "So what was the sword called? I bet it's something pathetic like Sting . . . ". Yes, I actually said that. TheGreatElvenWarrior thought this was hilarious and finally revealed to me that this in fact the sword's name and I was appalled. I never DID like that name. . .

'The Dragon Disseverer' would have been much better. But then why would anyone want to dissever a dragon? Perhaps 'The Radish Ripper' then. Or even better: 'The Slug Severer', slugs are far worse than Sauron - everyone knows that.

[Morthoron]

The Vorpal Blade of Uber Smiting. Veebus for short.