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GaladrieloftheOlden
05-05-2003, 05:12 PM
Just wondering- what do you think Tolkien would have to say on the topics of the movies, the parodies, fanfics, etc? I don’t mean to make this a Mayhem topic, so please be moderately serious smilies/smile.gif Any opinions?

~Menelien

Trippo The Hippo
05-05-2003, 09:06 PM
I think Tolkien would be excited to know of the time and effort some of us put into this. Then he would read certain posts, and scratch his head, while mumbling something about hoping that we would all find the lives that we discarded somewhere.

Faye Took
05-05-2003, 09:56 PM
I think Tolkien would have been honored to have his books made into movies. Also, he would be happy that they have inspired many to read his books.

Tinuviel the Nightingale
05-05-2003, 10:05 PM
I think Tolkien would be generally pleased with the overall result in regard to the movies. Of course he would be a little displeased with some of the changes, but then, I think that's to be expected.
Also, I also think that he would be pleased that so many people are interested in his works.

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-06-2003, 10:47 AM
He'd be horrified at the slash fanfiction (and even some of the non-slash.) I think he'd be insulted by some of the parodies, and only like some pieces of the movies.

~Menelien

Meela
05-06-2003, 12:43 PM
I agree with Galadriel. He'd be quite shocked, being the old-fashioned guy that he is, and he'd have tons to correct on the movies. And considering the fuss the BDs kicks up over Faramir's character change, I would love to hear what he has to say on the matter! I'm also particularly interested in hearing his views on the movie Arwen.

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-06-2003, 08:02 PM
And the movie Elrond... smilies/rolleyes.gif though I quite liked both him an' Faramir.

~Menelien

Iarwain
05-06-2003, 09:33 PM
I certainly hope he wouldn't just drop right back into his grave at the sight. The utter mutilation of his epic tale that he worked on for an entire decade, all down the drain to be replaced by Orlie lovers and cape wearing weirdos (no offence).

I suppose I'm getting to be a bit too rude on this topic. I need to remind myself to shut up more often.

Iarwain

Sophia the Thunder Mistress
05-06-2003, 10:44 PM
lol... I bet he'd despise most fanfiction, although I've read some things about hobbits I bet he'd at least find tolerable.

[ May 07, 2003: Message edited by: Sophia the Thunder Mistress ]

Beren87
05-07-2003, 12:18 AM
I think the good professor would find Sharku's "Tales from Tol Eressëa" to be most admirable. They do justice to Tolkien's legacy.

I believe he would be rather excited about the New Silm. project and The new complete Tolkien Guide that lindil, I and a few others are working on.

In short, I believe he'd be most pleased with some of our attempts to expand and catagorize his works.

[ May 07, 2003: Message edited by: Beren87 ]

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-07-2003, 12:35 AM
He'd flip at Dude, Where's My Ring though! smilies/wink.gif

Sophia- I like the avatar.

Also- if my posts just now aren't too intelligent (that is, less than usual), it's "only" becuase it's 2:30 am here, and I've got insomnia smilies/mad.gif

~Menelien

davem
05-09-2003, 02:22 AM
Having just re-read the letters, & his criticism of the proposed 1950's animated movie, I have to say that a lot of the things he criticised in that treatment - the focus on violence, the breking up of Frodo & Sam's story, which he felt should be depicted as in the book, a single continuous narrative, seem to apply to what we've been given in the current movies. Like Iarwain, I don't think he would have approved of the movies. He put so much work into the tales that to have them so simplified & reduced to what in my opinion, as I've said before, is a 'sub Dungeons & Dragons slash fest' would have simply reinforced his low opinion of modern culture. The other issue is that Tolkien didn't agree with the dramatisation of Fairy Tales/Fantasy (see On Fairy Stories)

He also seemed to be quite negative about fans, & fan groups. There's the account, in Carpenter's biography, I think, where he was told about a young man who loved LotR so much that as soon as he finished it he would start reading it all over again, & Tolkien is supposed to have said 'I've ruined their lives.'

Personally, I think he would have felt sad that there was so little else that could move & inspire people, & wished there was more of the kind of thing he loved & wrote by other writers.

There is the question though, would he have approved of all the unfinished work being published?

Sapphire_Flame
05-09-2003, 10:00 AM
The way the movie was changed so much from the books would probably kill him again.

Novlamothien
05-09-2003, 02:11 PM
I agree, though I think Peter Jackson would be the kind of director who would have consulted Tokien while writing the screenplay(At least, I hope he's that kind of director). I wish Tolkien had been around to consult with, maybe some things(like a certain Faramir) would have stayed constant with the book.

Namarie

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-10-2003, 06:26 AM
Yes, I agree with all of you. I wonder what Tolkien would think of the Downs, though... (we'd hide the mayhem section smilies/wink.gif )

~Menelien

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-12-2003, 12:40 PM
I think he might have liked some of the topics in the books section, and answered them. Wouldn't that be really cool... *sigh, wishful thinking*

~Menelien

Aule
05-16-2003, 07:13 AM
But what if he hated the films so much, that would kill poor Pete Jackson. It would be like a hero calling you worthless to your face.

the guy who be short
05-19-2003, 11:56 AM
My opinion is that he'd have no opinion on us. Why? Well, being the old fashioned guy he is, he wouldnt like (or know how to get on) the internet. thus we would be saved!

Tarien Ithil
05-21-2003, 12:09 PM
I think Tolkien would have been quite pleased to have so many *fans*! Don't you think? I mean, I would! smilies/biggrin.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-21-2003, 12:13 PM
Well, yes, I would generally think so too, but, as some people mentioned, Tolkien was a very old-fashioned man and I'm not sure hed really like this kind of attention... and think what would happen if he met a Leggy-bopper! smilies/eek.gif

~Menelien

Tarien Ithil
05-23-2003, 11:47 AM
Yeah, I guess he would be outraged at the Leggy-boppers, but he would probably be honored at the serious fans like most of us here on Barrow-downs. smilies/smile.gif

the guy who be short
05-23-2003, 02:18 PM
Out of interest, why are they called leggy-boppers? what is a bopper? i have never fuly understood this. smilies/frown.gif

Elvenglass
05-23-2003, 03:13 PM
Ha ha Leggy-boppers...I've never heard that before. Seriously though I think Tolkien would have been honoured with those of us "serious" fans of the books, and not those who became LotR fanatics because of Legolas or Aragorn in the movie. Not that there's anything wrong with that smilies/wink.gif . I agree with some of the other posts that he wouldn't have liked the movies. He probably thought that they tampered with details to much.

greyhavener
05-28-2003, 03:14 PM
From what I've read about Tolkien he would have thought all of us ought to "get a life" but would have said it more politely. He might have appreciated serious discussion and criticism and might have liked that some have bothered to learn his invented languages. I think he was quite uncomfortable with fame and that may explain some of his negative reaction to film versions of his stories.

Niluial
05-28-2003, 10:32 PM
I think he would just screem "What!!! What (his face will look like this ---> smilies/eek.gif ) what have you people done to my work?? And run away and never be sen again!! smilies/eek.gif

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Niluial ]

Scott
05-28-2003, 10:45 PM
You're a funny one too Niluial smilies/wink.gif

I think he would just silently nod his head and say losers underneath his breath... probably in Sindarin too.

But really, I doubt anyone could do anything but marvel at such a fellowship his works have created here, not even the creator himself.

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-28-2003, 10:59 PM
Yes, at this forum, for example, I think he might have liked some of the topics in Books... but not much else.
guy who be short- I have no idea where the term came from. Taking it apart, Leggy=obvious, bopper= well, bopping is an old slang term for fighting (like rumbling), but I have no idea what that could have to do with... them. smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

Scott
05-28-2003, 11:12 PM
I believe the term is a mutilated form of *Teenie Bopper* It was just transformed to put someone in the category of being an overly obsessive, ditsy, Legolas (or the actor playing=Orlando Bloom) fanatic.

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-28-2003, 11:36 PM
This is going off topic, so let's return to it, but then where did teeny bopper come from? It's not like we/they (according to which definition you use, we if it's everybody under 16, they if its actor obsessors) beat teeny people up... anyhow, imagine what would happen if Tolkien saw the Crazy Scenes With Pics thread!! smilies/eek.gif

~Menelien

Neferchoirwen
06-02-2003, 03:05 AM
About all the "LotR is heretic," i believe that Tolkien would ignore these things and continue going to church like a good catholic.

*after posting at the heretic board

Lhunardawen
06-02-2003, 03:46 AM
imagine what would happen if Tolkien saw the Crazy Scenes With Pics thread!!

Oh my, I don't think I'd like to see his reaction. He'll probably laugh his brains off!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Or maybe worse??? smilies/eek.gif

Finwe
06-02-2003, 07:25 AM
I think he'd probably laugh, then go off muttering "losers" under his breath in all the languages he knew. Which would be a LOT!

Ophelia
06-04-2003, 02:45 PM
I think he would be damn proud about he's fans who have poped out of everywhere like mushrooms after a good rain . smilies/biggrin.gif

Neferchoirwen
06-06-2003, 02:50 AM
I think he'd probably laugh, then go off muttering "losers" under his breath in all the languages he knew.

Or maybe he'd start making direct translations of every four-letter word known to the English language and drop them in every once in a while if he ever had the chance to post. smilies/tongue.gif