A waste of cyberspace

[TealDude3]

Ok, I was seraching on Google for more great LOTR sites. Then on about the 15th page, I found something that made me scream and then laught in pity.
The # 1 Anti Lord of The Rings Website (http://www.expage.com/antilotrpage).

My first though was, "The Internet has a dumb*** on their hands."

I decided I would check the site out. It was the worset site I have ever seen. Obviously, the person that made this website was a child, but come off it!!! This site was, also, obviously poorly researched. The mini-quiz was very very stupid (no, not just bad, stupid). Plus, what is with that picture?

The only good thing about the site was the guestbook. Most of the signings were people defending LOTR.

Check the site out and tell me what you think, but be carful, this site is horriable.

[Cúdae]

First of all, this poor soul has fallen into the trap of expage.com which allows no webdesigning freedom. Secondly, I have been to far better anti-Lord of the Rings websites than this particular one. Thirdly, it seems to based on the movie. This person really should give the book a chance. He may be converted to our cause (and help us to take over the world! ahem... smilies/smile.gif )

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[Precioussss]

That is the worst site i have ever seen. The person who made really needs a dictionary. Gross. It is, indeed, a waste of cyberspace.

[Cherie Centaur]

Oh, Elbereth! That was scary smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif ! I can't believe that website exists! Also, what was up with the freaky music and the golden retreiver? I don't think anyone from the Downs should see that site, it might hurt them. smilies/wink.gif

[TealDude3]

I think we have a problem.

After deep thought, I've realized something. After seeing this site, it seems that non-Tolkienites get temporarily weakened. The more they stare at it, the weaker they get. Well, I think this site was made to turn non-Tolkienites into anti-Tolkienites. Thus, means that the website is a trap made by a cult.

It also seems that the Golden Retriever and the crapy MIDI music are the icons of their organization.

THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!! smilies/mad.gif

Oops. smilies/rolleyes.gif I think I over reacted. smilies/wink.gif

[Child of the 7th Age]

Hey, this guy should be reported to the SPCA! What a waste of a beautiful golden retriever.

sharon

[Maddox]

A truly pathetic site. Even my 61 year old mom could do it better and she doesn't even know how to USE a computer.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

I think some of my brain cells just died!

[Birdland]

OK, the clues are all there. The mention of Elijah Wood, and "my sister Kelly". And the obvious fondness of dogs. It's perfectly clear that this site was built by Jack Osbourne!

It's all there: the name dropping, the jealousy, (since his sister gets to hang out with Elijah Wood, and he got snubbed by Natalie Portman), the lack of talent. It has to be...wait, do the Osbournes have a Golden Retriever?

[Faye Took]

Wow that was incredably sad.

[The Fifth]

I found that website interesting.

Interesting as in 'designed by a young boy'.

I agree with the movie part -- most people seem to refer to Lord of the Rings as 'the movie', not realizing that there was a book written around 50 years ago. People never give the books a chance, and soon they begin to hate Lord of the Rings for no reason at all. If you are going to be such a moron about it, you should at least have a valid reason.

This is supposed to be for newcomers, so I'll stop before I wind up into a long, well-written essay about whether Legolas's hair was black, yellow, or perhaps a combination of black and yellow. * mounts horse and rides off to look for more entertaining, pathetic Expage anti-Lord of the Rings websites *

[HammerTime]

AAAAAGGHHHH, my head is exploding... Ahem, well that site was truly horrible.

Did anyone look at the mini quiz? What was it going on about;
"How amy - many, I assume (but how can you tell with these anti LotR people)- LOTR book will their be within 5 years?"

Does he think they are still being written?

Well at least the geustbook was well written.

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

For some reason I've wasted my valuable time posting the following to the guest-book there (which has a character limit that makes a text message seem long-winded):

Your site doesn't say why you hate LoTR. It could do with a spell-check too.

Whilst doing that is utterly pointless, discussing the page here is even more so. I shall therefore desist therefrom.

[Dark-Caranthir]

I have sent him many offensive messages!

I was just so angry!

[HerenIstarion]

Dark-Caranthir, I don't think you were right in doing so. After all, he/she may have some [sound] reason for it. Right of free speach, you know. Another thing is, he/she's not stating it. But that may not be used as a ground for offense

I think so smilies/smile.gif

[Tyler]

Now this is what happens when you are on crack and make a website. Im not sure what he dident like. Was it the movie, the books, or both? Now im just going to be mean cause he he/she is dogging LOTR for a reason thay dont even know. Not to say im great at makking webpages,but i am in a class and i problay could have made that after about a week in the class.(in hard HTML) Well i guess thay can say what thay want but hey so can I.

[Arwen Imladris]

*in screaty old voice* Ya know what my father always said? He said "opinions are like armpits, everyone has them and some of them STINK!" How true!

[Cherie Centaur]

What it seems like to me is that the creater of this very badly done publication did this act out of spite of thier sister.

By the way, I'm going to copy that into the guestbook and see if he understands it. smilies/evil.gif

[Cherie Centaur]

i just signed the guestbook and gave him advice, though I forgot about promoting Spellcheck. smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

What if the webmaster knows exactly what he is posting online & he just makes it wrong to **** off Tolkien fans? I think it'd be easy for anyone to purposely put wrong information (unless of course this young boy is very, very young indeed).

[thorondil]

The Guestbook entries are hilarious! I'm still laughing...

"...beauties which pierce like swords or burn like cold iron" are not for everyone...

[TealDude3]

For those of you poor souls who went to visit this site a few months ago, the The #1 Anti-Lord of the Rings Website (http://www.expage.com/antilotrpage) has been updated.

The MIDI music is different, but still sucks. The mini quiz is different, but still sucks.

Before, there was a picture of a golden retriver on the site, but now there is a metal fork, or something. Also, before, the mini quiz read, "How many Lord of the Rings books will be written in 5 years?" (Yes, poorly researched).

Well, tell me what you think of it now.

[Vardamar]

OMG!!!
I can hardly believe it! There are actually people in the world who don’t like LOTR! smilies/eek.gif It makes me sick just to think of it smilies/mad.gif

BTW who wants to join an anti-anti LOTR posse smilies/biggrin.gif We will avenge all the wrongs done by these sick sick people smilies/wink.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

It is too popular. It drives my crazy. Only geeks and nerds would like it. ( NO OFFENSE) [...] Well , if you like it, fine. I am curious to see what is is that you like about this ..crap.

I sense passive-aggressivness. Man your battle stations. smilies/tongue.gif

The site's colors, the horrid MIDI, the pawprints... and this is supposed to be a HATE site? It's almost insulting to think they can't even construct a proper hate site for LotR. But still, I have to give them points for making me laugh....

[Eruwen]

I'm surprised at how good people are taking this. To add me to the list of many already, yes, it was quite a laugh. I agree with Teal Dude though. The site was definitly made by a child---one who has not read the books and probably won't.

He didn't really offend me much by what he said, because people have opinions. I have an entire Freshman class at my school who thinks I'm stupid for liking LOTR. I liked that he didn't have to be vulger about it though. If you read the guestbook, there were many people in there cussing LOTR fans out. At least the maker of the page wasn't mean about it. So I give him credit for that.

Before, there was a picture of a golden retriver on the site, but now there is a metal fork, or something.

Yes, the fork I did not get. Maybe he was showing his plot to stab every LOTR fan with it? Or maybe he was going to just stab Tolkien? I mean, he obviously thinks Tolkien is still alive if he asked how many books would be written in 5 years. Either way, this kid is plain weird.

But hey, maybe he was bored. For instance, I don't like the movie Cinderella which my {16 year old} sister loves. {Yes, very strange.} But say that I got insanely bored one day. I would get online and make a Cinderella-haters website. Just for fun, ya know.

Oh, and you see how he ends with "Well, we all have our opinions"? It shows some curtesy to Tolkien lovers. At least I will give him credits for not being an idiot about the whole thing. Well, other than his lack of research. Anyway, I gave my opinion. If you want to see more, you can check out the guestbook at that site. I signed it...around 3 times.

{Oh, and I'm not going to make that Cinderella-haters website if any of you were wondering. Really, I'm not.}

EDIT: Oh yeah, to add one more thing, Rynoah, nice sig. smilies/biggrin.gif

[ February 16, 2003: Message edited by: Eruwen ]

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

What I find very depressing is the number of poorly-spelled, exclamation-mark riddled and abusive junk signings of that site's guest book in support of Tolkien and his work. I sincerely hope that no member of this forum is responsible for this cretinous drivel, which I find more offensive than I would a balanced, reasonable argument in support of the site's founder. We've all read The Lord of the Rings at the very least, and we know the level of English that Professor Tolkien enjoyed. Do these people really think that they are doing his memory any service at all by screaming semi-articulate abuse in a language that I can scarcely recognise as my own?

Almost all of those whose signings were posted on the site (I notice that my own has mysteriously disappeared) can be summed up in the words of Mills and O'Neill's Marshal Law:

Such a carnival of empty. Such a pageant of non-entities. So many exotic variations on nothing.

I think that it is time we allowed this thread, and the memory of a web-site that is bad in every conceivable way to drop from our attention forever.

[Alkanoonion]

I posted the following
Add a spell check, remove the music, have more contents, improve your guest book what

I wanted to say was

How about you take some pride in your work read the books so that you can better argue your point of view. Add a spell check, remove the music, have more contents, improve your guest book and get a better theme. Tri http://www.bravenet.com/reviews/free.php for some nice web items.

Remove all the derogative comments from your guest book and actually have a theme for the page.
What’s with the fork/ scalpel?

[Lossenorodion]

that is surely an stupid website and a waste of cyberspace and that gets me smilies/mad.gif

[Iargwath]

Anti sites on a whole are a complete waste of cyber space. And seeing one about Lord of the Rings is shocking. This person is obviosly as ignorant as he/she sounds. I had to leave a mark. People like that get to me so quickly. I am a rather assertive person smilies/smile.gif

[InklingElf]

Alright I'm not about to write up a lengthy reply; it's not needed because all I have to say is: that it is one crappy site, created by a crappy nerd, who doesn't have a hair of a clue who doesn't know how to read or do research. I've seen worse. It is a waste of cyberspace.

[Gorwingel]

I don't mind that website, just because it is not that bad, and not that insulting to us Tolkien fans. But the only good thing that the guy has on that website is encouaging people to donate to charity. He just seems to have a problem with his sister having crushes on all the actors in the movies (which is understandable, I sometimes think of creating an anti-Orlando Bloom website because my sister loves him so much smilies/evil.gif , no I really wouldn't, there are probably people out there who already have those anyway)

[the witch king]

That guys realy sad i pity him.

[DaughterofVana]

Someone post a link to a decent anti-tolkien site. This has sparked my interest. smilies/smile.gif

-'Vana

[Eressië Ailin]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

That site is soooo sad!! And scary!!! That poor guy!!! We must help him turn into a LOTR fanatic!!!

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

No, we must ignore him. Eventually he will tire of running an entire site for the sole purpose of annoying his sister and do something constructive with his time instead.

[Konarmi]

what a ******, website!! haahaha .. loser!!

"if you have lotr this is the site for you"

he doesn't even have anything there!! boooooooo!

[avarrogion]

A poor site done by a poor soul. The person is definately a loser, an idiot and of course a jack###.

[eleanor_niphredil]

I searched on google for "I hate Lord of the Rings" and came up with about 211000 hits!

http://film.guardian.co.uk/lordoftherings/storynav/0,11016,621068,00.html
an artical entitled "Why i hate Lord of the Rings". WARNING.
http://www.oreillynet.com/cs/user/view/wlg/2376
You have got to read the comments on this thing, though alot of strong language!

[Dark Shadow]

Will someone please explain to me why "if you hate LotR this is the site for you"? Even if I did hate LotR with all my heart that site wouldn't impress me, and I don't see what It offers. Basically, it's just a page with a 2 minute rant on it (which is really dis-jointed and senseless anyway smilies/rolleyes.gif ) and a guestbook. Hmm. Yep. Waste of cyberspace.

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Dark Shadow ]

[TealDude3]

This is what I posted at the O'Reilly fourm after reading that article and some of the posts.

Its werid... because if Lord of the Rings hadn't been made into a movie, nobody would be posting here. Nobody would think LOTR fans are stupid, because LOTR would just be another book that a lot of people like.
But since its a movie, and its popular, you then make your little websites and fourms divoted to hating LOTR. So, don't tell us (LOTR fans) we need to get a life. Don't tell us that we are wasting our lifes. You are, because you spend your time making your anti-LOTR sites and anti-LOTR fourms, when you could just ignore it.
I am a LOTR fan, but I'm not trying to 'convert' you. I just want to say that if you think your accomplishing anything by belittling people for what they like, then your the ones with no lives.

TealDude3@aol.com

You know what else is werid... there going to e-mail me and keep on ranting. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[eleanor_niphredil]

* clap clap clap*

go Tealdude!

[Lily Bracegirdle]

Ummm, am I the only one who thought those things were amusing?

The kid's site was just a kid's site. It's easy to rail against something popular: it's a way of proclaiming your individuality. His sister is probably one of the people who likes things because they are popular, so he's just reacting to that.

The O'Reilly thing was a joke, I think. Kind of like Dave Barry's article. I mean, how many of us hadn't thought that it would have been easier to send Eagles?

As for the "nerdy candle-shop inhabiting" bit, that's a cheap stereotype, but who cares? We know better. smilies/cool.gif

TealDude, you rock.

-Lily

[Shy Hobbit]

If he doesn't like fantasy, then I hope he doesn't have any superman/spiderman etc comic books and such hiding under the bed smilies/rolleyes.gif Oh, and Disney movies too. Basically fantasy is anything that couldn't happen in real life, right? There goes the Matrix, X-men, ET, and many other fantasy and sci fi films. *shakes head* some people. From the way he/she has written the site I doubt if they've ever even given the film a chance. And from what you've said about the "how many books will there be?" I'm not even going to imply they've picked them up.

[doug*platypus]

Waste on the Barrow Downs

If you're all so worried about the endless clutter of cyberspace, why so many anti-anti LOTR posts, taking up precious resources on the greatest Tolkien site ever spawned? Not that I'm not grateful for the entertaining links, it's just that there seem to be an inordinate number of posts on this topic.

It might be that I am retarded and unable to operate my browser, but I could only see one page on that 'site'. I can't believe you're getting so strung out about it! How do you possibly life your lives out in the real world, which is full of millions of people who don't care for LOTR? Stop the madness.

[Mattius]

Fantasy is an acquired taste, like beer. If you don't like beer, don't go to the beer tasting and you'll be happy.


Possibly the best quote in the world. What I don't understand is why people who dislike the movies or books have to become so bitter and go to such a low level. Branding people who watch the movies "geeks" because they didn't enjoy the movie doesn't make sense, it doesn't say why they didn't enjoy the movie.

Just look at how many tickets were sold for the films and how many books have been sold over the years? Absloute millions upon millions of people worldwide. An argument based on labelling these folks "geeks" is as hollow as the head of that stupid kid who made the original website.

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Inderjit Sanghera]

He's updated since I last went on there...but he's still babbling on about his bleeding sister. I don't mind if its anti-LoTR, but only if it is actually GOOD. Not a paragraph of ****.

[Hilde Bracegirdle]

Checked out he web-site but couldn't take the quiz...couldn't bring myself to say I didn't like LoTR.

I agree with the The Squatter of Amon Rûdh, way too many abusive remarks by Tolkien fans.
I really hope that folks would stop stoking the fire.

"You draw more flies with sugar than vinegar, you know" smilies/confused.gif

[Hilde Bracegirdle]

Hey, have you all noticed the new anti-Tolkien threads cropping up in the Books Forum

(i.e. Was Tolkien a Frog & N Tolkien)?

Do you supposes it's our boy?

[Sadbh]

I was amused by the first site, exassperated with oreillynet.com, but I was truly saddened and upset by the article on 'Why I Hate Lord of the Rings.' The author was very stereo-typed and biased, and he had a very closed mind towards people who liked something different than he did. He said that fans of LotR must automatically be losers who spent there life playing Dungeons and Dragons and never once caring about the real issues in the world. I personally find that untrue about myself and everyone else I've ever met who is as enthralled by Tolkien's incredible works as I am. Generally, I find them a concious. caring, empathetic, and informed group. Sow hat if we want to escape from the real world once in a while? That doesn't mean we're freaks! And not anyone I know has ever played Dungeons and Dragons!

*Sadbh finds herself sprawled on the floor from where someone hads yanked her off her soap-box*

I think people who start hate websites have way too much free time. Especially adults who start hate sites.

I'm off! See ya!

-Sadbh

[TealDude3]

Well, finally we can get some answers.

The #1 Anti-Lord Of The Rings Site (http://www.expage.com/antilotrpage) has had another makeover, and, even though its still Anti-LOTR, it was defenatly a change for the best. Now the webmaster has a clearer reason for not liking LOTR. And if you look at the line right above the film-thingy, it says,"The books are ok, but the movies ____." So that kind of shows that he appreciates the books. Plus, he finally got rid of that acursed MIDI music!

But even better, he added his e-mail address. Will we finally find out what his modivations are? Will we finally find out what age he is? Will we find out if he is in fact Jack Osbourne? smilies/wink.gif

[merenwen]

i think it's stupid that this person would hate lotr sooo much that he would make a website about it. that's sad, everyone has their own opinion but c'mon that's just... silly smilies/biggrin.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Umm...yeah. A waste of cyberspace is exactly what best describes this website. They should take it off of the net... along with the official public AIM LotR chatroom. The only reason I could possibly go into that place is to 'advertise' the Barrow Downs... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

As a comparison between the Downs and that website clearly illustrates, greater things are founded on love than hate. smilies/smile.gif

[ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

[BobTheGrey]

Hey all you guys keep saying that this guy has obiously only seen the movies and he should read the books. I was wondering: what do YOU have against the movies?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Well,
a. Not all of us have something against the movies smilies/smile.gif
b. Isn't that question slightly off-topic?

[The Saucepan Man]

I was wondering: what do YOU have against the movies?

Not all of us have something against the movies

Too true. But go to some of the threads on the movies forum, Grey Bob, and you'll see a wide range of opinon. Welcome to the Downs, by the way. Have fun. smilies/smile.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden, I can't keep up with your ever-changing avatars. The latest one's pretty manic. It exhausts me just looking at it! smilies/cool.gif

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

I think our boy's a girl... the email address is katie something... smilies/tongue.gif

I'm suddenly embarrassed to be female

Sophia

[Eressië Ailin]

I just looked at the mini quiz results, and I was quite amused. Click here (http://www.expage.com/cgibin/freepage.cgi/?qu=y&mq=y&PAGE_NAME=antilotrpage&mu=Result) to see.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

GaladrieloftheOlden, I can't keep up with your ever-changing avatars. The latest one's pretty manic. It exhausts me just looking at it!
Lol, thank you Saucepan Man. I just can't help using every single interesting picture I see as a new avatar... smilies/rolleyes.gif
And yes, the results on the mini-quiz are very funny.

[Heathie4479]

50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html)
This is the funniest site I have ever seen!! It is a list of 50 reasons this guy thinks LOTR sucks. It is all wrong information too. My and my friend were cracking up as we were reading it!

[Ainaserkewen]

What is wrong with people. Just because something is popular doesn't mean you have to hate it. It was nice that everyone was defending LOTR. Maybe they were tying to look cool because they were rebeling. Whatever.

[Niluial]

What is wrong with people. Just because something is popular doesn't mean you have to hate it. It was nice that everyone was defending LOTR. Maybe they were tying to look cool because they were rebeling. Whatever.

I second that!! smilies/wink.gif

I agree it is a complete waste of space. But we all need to bear in mind that everyone likes there own things and have their own interests. Just because I like Tolkien it doesn’t mean that my friends have to like Tolkien (even though it is nice to have a friend with the same interests smilies/wink.gif). So I suppose that person was just voicing his/her opinion. But I don’t think he/she had to make it so harsh buy saying it was stupid. Well that is just my opinion! Agree don’t agree that is your choice smilies/biggrin.gif. But still I agree it is a waste of web space and I suppose certain opinions can be kept to him/her self smilies/biggrin.gif!

First of all, this poor soul has fallen into the trap of expage.com which allows no webdesigning freedom

Ha ha totally agree smilies/biggrin.gif...

[ April 16, 2003: Message edited by: Niluial ]

[Finwen]

Just to clear something up...

Hilde Bracegirdle said:

Hey, have you all noticed the new anti-Tolkien threads cropping up in the Books Forum
(i.e. Was Tolkien a Frog & N Tolkien)?

Do you supposes it's our boy?


Rest assured, that was not the person who made the anti-LotR website.

I know the two people who posted those topics; one of them likes LotR and the other doesn't care a jot and therefore would not be up to making websites against it.

Please don't ask me why they did it, or how I know them... they are friends of mine who thought it would be a good joke.

(They were ignored for many ages afterwards, but anyway smilies/biggrin.gif )

[Dain]

50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks
This is the funniest site I have ever seen!! It is a list of 50 reasons this guy thinks LOTR sucks. It is all wrong information too. My and my friend were cracking up as we were reading it!

It is hilarious, but it must be a joke. Read it, though, if just for lines like these:
13: Did someone say plot hole?

Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

Reminds me of a thread in the books forums...
smilies/wink.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

But we all need to bear in mind that everyone likes there own things and have their own interests.

Yes, but I would certainly regard it as a pointless waste of my time designing a website for things that I have no interest in or that I dislike.

Hehe, if I felt the need to put up a website on everything that I dislike, I would have no time to eat or sleep, let alone post here. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Galenlasdur]

*yawns*Sad,sad little people.Ignorant people. Did you guys go on to read the Two Towers thing on the '50 Reasons I Hate LOTR'? DON'T! It is so...*frowns*sad. I don't think they've even seen the movie..it's all about this $hite(please excuse my language) about how Gandalf is played by Shaq and how Gollum was actually a monkey!Herm...*cough*yeah.

[Arien]

"50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks", now that was really funny. Either this person is joking or they are really ignorant. They seem to think that Lord Of the Rings was a movie first and that they only have sequels to cash in on the money. Also that :

The wise old wizard character was stolen from Harry Potter.

and

As bad as the Lucasfilm leaks were last year, the filmmakers of The Two Towers already have the novelization out in paperback. I've seen it at Barnes & Noble already. As if we needed any less of a reason to go see it.

Ah hilarious!

the guy who be short I saw those posts and hoped it was not someone from here, I thought people here could actually form proper sentences. I was obviously grossly mistaken.

[Lalaith]

Calm down people, '50 reasons LotR sucks' is definitely satire. This man knows his stuff, he's even got a joke in there about balrog wings.

[the guy who be short]

it seems i was in a hot rage. i can spell, but had to use abbreviations due to the small amount you were allowed to type. after a few days of cooling of i signed it again with a new name:

Thu Apr 17 09:31:37 2003
enlightenedbyiluvatar

peraps u shood read t,t contains morals which shood b lurnt.tis not mere fantasy

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Thu Apr 17 09:27:56 2003
enlightenedbyiluvatar

he also showed us the shame of anger. i am no longer angry with u

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Thu Apr 17 09:25:27 2003
enlightened by iluvatar

i retract my earlier statements. jrrt showed us the joy of pity. i pity u now

you may note that i used abbreviations again smilies/smile.gif in refering to pity, i speak of course of gandalfs famous lecture to frodo after frodo says gollum should have been killed. i also refer to this (about morgoth)
for heart that is pitiless knows not the power that pity hath, of which stern anger may be formed, and a lightning kindled before which mountains fall

[The Only Real Estel]

wierd. just to wierd for me. smilies/cool.gif

[Annúnlótëiel]

I oppose anti sites in general becuase if you something why waste your time making a site o it? Anyways this site is very poorly done I think this person was either really shallow or just really bored...

[Aule]

That was so terrible it was actually funny smilies/biggrin.gif

[Yavanna228]

Oh dear...this is terribly funny!
Would someone really be a hobbit? I don't think so!
What about the hobbits themselves? I'm sure they are hobbits... smilies/wink.gif Anyways, poor kid doesn't know what he/she's missing!
Peace

[Tinuviel of Denton]

That was the saddest website I have ever seen. I'm going to email him/her, but I want to be sure that he/she understands it. Could someone translate this into chatspeak for me?

Hello.
Your website was recommended to me by a friend. He/she thought I would get a laugh out of it. I did. I thought that you might be interested in the opinions of others. Access this website, <http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=001765&p= (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=001765&p=.)> Do reply to this email, I am most curious as to your reaction.
Luthien Tinuviel, Lady of Doriath

[ May 16, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]