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CodithAmiode
07-11-2002, 03:46 PM
If you were a member of the fellowship, what type of horse would you ride, what would your choice of arms be, and what role would u play?

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-11-2002, 04:42 PM
I don't ride a horse, I ride a Corvette. I carry an axe, and I run over the orcs.

NazgulNumberTen
07-11-2002, 04:44 PM
Commanche helocopter. don't run over the orcs, shoot them with hellfire missiles.

[ July 11, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-11-2002, 04:46 PM
Napalm. Had a bigger spread.

NazgulNumberTen
07-11-2002, 04:48 PM
B2 bomber. My dad works for northrup grumman, the company that built it....MUAHAHAHAHA
(runs to airfeild)

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-11-2002, 05:24 PM
A nuclear missle. smilies/evil.gif:
http://www.ki4u.com/nuke-bomb1.jpg

NazgulNumberTen
07-11-2002, 05:24 PM
kinda hard to ride...

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-11-2002, 05:45 PM
I know a lot of people I would like to ride on a nuclear missile

NazgulNumberTen
07-11-2002, 05:46 PM
(backs away and gets back to topic)
i dunno about breed, but something big and black, to strike fear in the hearts of hobbits...

Raefindel
07-11-2002, 05:57 PM
I know enough about horses to say I'd ride one with 4 legs and a tail smilies/rolleyes.gif

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-11-2002, 06:17 PM
I once asked for a pony for Christmas. Didn't get it. I would like to ride an evil Shadowfax.

Lindolirian
07-11-2002, 06:26 PM
Heck, I'm ridin' the Ford of the Rings!!
Ford of the Rings (http://img-greenbooks.theonering.net/tookish/images/040102_fordoftherings.jpg)

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-11-2002, 06:30 PM
I would ride a Caddy.

Lothiriel Silmarien
07-11-2002, 06:34 PM
I'll ride a Lamborgini (however you spell it) or a Viper!! Ooh, Ford of the Rings, that looks cool! Or a flying cat would be some sweet ride smilies/evil.gif smilies/wink.gif
Or a big black horse, or a silver horse, or some other really nice horse.

Birdland
07-11-2002, 07:26 PM
Gimli - Slim Pickens rode a nuclear missile.

I think Tom Bombabdil is Slim Pickens.

Fingo
07-11-2002, 09:28 PM
I don't like horses. Horses don't like me. Just give me a good ole pair of Timberlands and I'll be just fine.

Or, ya know, if I had to pick *something* to ride in, I'd probably have to say a Jeep Wrangler, to get me through the rocky terrain of Emyn Muil and up the slopes of Mount Doom. With some of those little smiley face things to go on top.

Oooh, or a Humvee! That would be cool....

Nazgūl Queen
07-11-2002, 10:55 PM
<center><font colour="red">Hmmmm...

I think I'd ride a Black Arabian... or a Lippizan... or even better, a chectnut horse of the line of Shadowfax...

Weapons - an elven sword and bow

Role - Guide and hunter

The Fifth
07-12-2002, 12:05 AM
My horse would just have to be a nice, brown pony that followed me wherever I went.
Weapons? I would use a mace; long and spiked, horrible and brutal.
My role? Well, I would just be someone who wanted to join along the way and help them along. By "them", I don't know.

gollum*elf*pup
07-12-2002, 08:22 AM
i'd ride a really slow stupid arab cross bay pony who likes to go up and down hills and be lazy. my weapon would be a spoon and an elastic and my job would be the person who bes lazy. smilies/evil.gif

mystra
07-12-2002, 10:41 AM
a palamino, or bay, stallion called Dante. i'd have a sword, and a bow- like aragorn did. i hate bombs, vehicles, guns, etc. it would be great if we were living now as the fellowship did in the books.

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-12-2002, 02:36 PM
Slim Pickens rode a nuclear missile.

Is Slim Pickens dead?

mystra
07-13-2002, 02:19 PM
oh, and my role? a bit like legolas.....

u know, the one that hangs around in the background trying to look useful/actually interested, but just gets everyone talking about their looks. smilies/biggrin.gif

akhtene
07-13-2002, 05:23 PM
A horse? That's a question to ask my sister, but she doesn't speak English (what a shame! smilies/tongue.gif ) I rode a horse only 2 times - it was my first time and last time. Too high!

As for my role - I'd prefer just giving advice and grumbling if it's not followed. I don't claim that I'm nearly as wise as Gandalf, it's just what I like to do most! smilies/biggrin.gif

Gimli Son Of Gloin
07-13-2002, 05:33 PM
I ride a Harrier, I use the machine gun on it, and I fly the ring to Mount Doom and drop it in.

Nevfeniel
07-14-2002, 10:38 AM
I would ride. . . this!!!
http://elvish-hobbitette.com/dolls/bases/impa_horse_0102.GIF

NazgulNumberTen
07-14-2002, 10:40 AM
i really know nothing about horses...
so i guess i will ride a penguin...

Merigrin
07-14-2002, 10:49 AM
I would ride a horse(unicorn even) like this
http://www.unicornlady.net/Gallery/Gallery1/legend.jpg
I would fight with sword and my role would be... umm... to look sultry and sexy in the background. Oh and to point out the obvious "Orcs!" stuff like that.

Aosama, the Wandering Star
07-14-2002, 01:36 PM
Hmm... I'd like to ride my ol' pony, Fauve (pronounced Fovey). She's a black Shetland, and would come in handy because she likes to bite people! I'd have a stick of wood to hit orcs over the head with, and my fists. If at all possible, I'd be the one who cooks, cleans, makes sure Aragorn washes his hair, stays behind and hides while they fight, then comes out and give them all band-aids. Sarcastic remarks would also be my area of expertise smilies/smile.gif.

Anarya SilverBranch
07-14-2002, 01:57 PM
I'd ride an ostrich or emu! That would be so sweet! smilies/biggrin.gif

gollum*elf*pup
07-14-2002, 07:31 PM
maybe i should ride my komodo dragon . . . smilies/evil.gif he bites smilies/evil.gif

Lindolirian
07-14-2002, 07:52 PM
I'd just hitch a ride on this skateboard:
http://www.screensaverjapan.com/animal/ferrets/ferrets.jpg

smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Fingo
07-14-2002, 08:29 PM
Oh and I forgot to add a weapon and role and what not. I would be the mysterious, strong, silent, warrior type who takes over for the fallen leader/wizard type after a misadventure with a Balrog. I would carry a long broadsword with dragon handle and a short sharp dagger. Maybe some throwing knives and poison darts in a small pouch. I would not, however, allow the Halflings to go to Mordor alone. I would have to go with them. I would really dislike myself if I just let them go. Well, I would follow them as long as I didn't have some major prophecy to fulfill or anything.

(And I just have one question.. where do you people find those nifty little movin icon things. Like yours, gollum*elf*pup, that dragon and unicorn are awesome! And Lindolorian, I really like that burning ring thing. I won't steal your guys' stuff though. As you can see, my posts are pretty boring and I would like something to make them interesting.)

[ July 14, 2002: Message edited by: Fingo ]

Lothiriel Silmarien
07-14-2002, 08:34 PM
Lindolirian, the third one on the skateboard looks exactly like my ferret!!! Aw, they're so cute!!

And as for my weapon....um, an Elven blade would be fine
smilies/biggrin.gif

[ July 14, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]

NazgulNumberTen
07-14-2002, 08:42 PM
hmmmmm lets see
horse: something big and black
weapon: longsword (nazgul blade)
role: assassin maybe, yeah assassin...

Lothiriel Silmarien
07-14-2002, 08:50 PM
I'd like my role to be like Merigrin's. Sounds fun!

NazgulNumberTen
07-14-2002, 08:52 PM
the orcs of mordor have a nickname for people who do that, lothiriel, target practice. it's good, but not very practical.

Lothiriel Silmarien
07-14-2002, 08:58 PM
Oh well. In that case, I'd be having Boromir's job.
Alright, then my role would be like gollum elf pup's. What a hard job that would be smilies/wink.gif Or my job would be like....Sauron's. A big disembodied eye that bosses people around and has his slaves do all the work and fight the wars.
BUT Aragorn's job sounds fun. Arwen's too. She gets to fight (only in the movie) and she also gets the hot guy in the end.

NazgulNumberTen
07-14-2002, 09:04 PM
(nn10 launches an add campian for his assassin job)
hello people of ME, i am nn10, and i am your friend, unless anyone put a price on your head! while others are looking sexy in the backround, i do the dirty work. don't like your boss? Boom. he's gone. it's just that simple. thank you for your time...

Lothiriel Silmarien
07-14-2002, 09:10 PM
Good ad. It remind me of Grand Theft Auto III. Which is a good game.

I won't put up an ad because I'm still unsure of which job I'd like to do..I can do all 3 then. Or 4. Or how many I said I wanted to do because I forget already!

NazgulNumberTen
07-14-2002, 09:12 PM
ok, back to topic, do any of you acually have riding expirence?
(oh and GTA III RULZ)

[ July 14, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Lothiriel Silmarien
07-14-2002, 09:15 PM
I don't, but I always wanted to learn. I rode a horse twice and those both times were before I turned 10. So I don't count.
(I know, I beat that game in like a 3 weeks, it's so awesome!)

NazgulNumberTen
07-14-2002, 09:19 PM
my mom got riding lessons smilies/mad.gif
she almost got her own horse...

Lothiriel Silmarien
07-14-2002, 09:25 PM
Lucky her! Almost everyone I know takes riding lessons.
Ooh, question. How did elves train? They were always good at riding horses, but was that more like instinct or was that because they were taught at a very early age. I think it's the last.

Merigrin
07-15-2002, 11:57 AM
not being big headed but im good ha, been riding for 10years. Anyhow if anyone tried to kill me my unicorn would shove its horn right up ya .... get my drift?

Daewen
07-15-2002, 12:22 PM
Horse? I don't think so lady, I'd go on foot. If I were on a horse, it would be harder to use my bow and arrows properly, and horses make so much noise, that we'd never stay secert for long. Also, I really don't like horses...
I've got the "what role would u play" all figured out. smilies/wink.gif I would find the fellowship after gandalf was killed by the belrog and i would make my identity known when they were in the middle of a fight. I would jump in and slay a whole bunch of orcs or whatever, and then Aragorn would probably say something like:
"We are greatful for you aid, brave maiden...yada yada blah blah..."
And eventually I would convince them to let me in the Fellowship in place of Gandalf. When Gandalf is reborn again they would still let me be in the fellowship because Legolas would have fallen in love with me.

Ms. Took
07-15-2002, 01:01 PM
i'd want a little bay poney. my weapon could be a nice little sword, and maybe some rocks that i could throw at orcs. As for my role, i'd probably be something like Pippin

Armadoin
09-24-2002, 01:54 PM
I would ride a horse with a black coat and golden mane and tail, I would use a sword, and I would be the hot and sexy she-elf who is also a great fighter and steal Aragorn away from Arwen smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Eglaladiel
09-24-2002, 03:02 PM
Wow! it seems like everyone has a lot of imagination! Well, if i was to ride a horse it would be a Black half Percheron, half Thoroughbred. And if I was to be in the company I would be a...a...well...a...I'd just be really pretty and...um...be there...?
and if I was an evil person, and mmost likely working for Sauron, I'd probably ride the same horse except this time my horse would kick butt! ( I'd name him Altibo!)

Eglaladiel
09-24-2002, 03:05 PM
Hmmm... I have also been riding since i was born...literally. I rodde my first horse at two!! smilies/smile.gif