Qs and As for TLOTR but I only want WRONG answers

[Iarwain]

POST NUMBER ONE THOUSAND!!!!!


Frodo loved the shire so much because of his many lovers in the woods. He was constantly making secret rendevous in Farmer Maggot's fields, and loved to steal mushrooms for his lovers.

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Why did Celeborn want to stay in Middle-Earth, even when Galadriel was leaving?

[Aylwen Dreamsong]

Celeborn never did like Galadriel. He thought she and Elrond were talking way too much for a mother-in-law and her son-in-law. He was glad to see her go. smilies/biggrin.gif

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What was the hottest trend going on in Middle-Earth before the War of the Ring?

[Iarwain]

Harry Feet, it was totally cool to have your feet serve as brooms wherever you went.

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Why did Faramir decide to move to Ithilien, rather than staying in Minas Tirith or going to Rohan?

[Sindae]

He went to Ithilien because he wanted to get rid of his wife. He was sure she'd leave him and go to Minas Tirith to be close to Aragorn or to Rohan to be at least at home.

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How did Merry and Pippin become friends?

[Eruwen]

Let's see...I'm going to put this in the most easy way possible. Once again, and as usual, the little Fool of a Took got himself stuck down a well while in Buckland one day. Merry just happened to come along and fall down as well. It took about 3 Hobbits to pull the two out, and they've been friends ever since! {Those two...you can't take them anywhere.}
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What was Frodo's worst nightmare he ever had?

[Sindae]

It was a dream about him having a girlfriend

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Why did Sauron forge only one Ring?

[hobbitlass]

With all the smelting accidents, he was left with one finger, hence one ring.
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What is Sauron's sign?

[elven maiden Earwen]

a big bright white flower

what is sams wife name?

[Diamond18]

Rosaceae Gossypium

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So what was the name of Pippin's wife?

[Entmoot]

Diamond of Long Cleeve

[hobbitlass]

Entmoot, this thread is asking for wrong answers. It's a great way of showing off one's creativity or just plain weirdness. And of course one does not have to wait for confirmation because any answer will do EXCEPT the correct one. So answer, then ask...Care to try again?
Also, welcome to the Downs. Hope to see lots of posts.

[ January 20, 2003: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]

[Atariel]

okay, i guess i'll just ask the question...

what was Aragorn's favourite song?

[Brinniel]

"Come What May" from Moulin Rouge. It was his and Arwen's wedding song.
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How did the nine men come to be the nine ringwraiths?

[Sindae]

They were on a halloween party, all dressed in long black robes. When thy went out to play trick or treats everyone was so scared and they loved it so that they thought well why not keep doing this? After some months of running out in the wilderness without any food because everyone they met was too scarced to give some to them they became thinner and thinner and finally looked like they do today.

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How did Gandalf get one of the Elven Rings?

[ January 20, 2003: Message edited by: Sindae ]

[Diamond18]

He picked Círdan's pocket, earning him the not-so-well-known nickname, "Gandalf the Sticky-Fingered."

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I'll try my other question again (wrong answer please):

What was the name of Pippin's wife?

[Mintyztwin]

Shinypieceofglass Nottherealthing

Why was Pippin called "Pippin"?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Everyone got tired of calling him 'Pippin Thor Battleaxe, Tamer of Dragons' which (as we all well know) is his given name.

Just who is Haldir of Lorien better known as?

[Diamond18]

*Just had to say I love that answer, Eomer smilies/biggrin.gif. And hiya Mintyztwin, haven't seen you around in a while!*

Haldir is better known as "Glorfindel's Evil Twin Cousin". (Don't ask why, the genealogy is hard to explain).

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Why do people in Middle-earth call the Sun "She" and the Moon "He"?

[Isilmëiel]

If you drank that much ale, you'd start doing some pretty weird things too...
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Who is Gollum's "precious"?

[cannedpoatoe]

Because they didn't have health classes back then.
Why are hobbits short?

[cannedpoatoe]

argh i messed it up...sorry!

[cannedpoatoe]

Who is Gollum's "precious"?
HIs mother of course!

Why do elves like nature?

[Modern_Day_Elf]

He killed his precious. It was Déagol, of course, who else woould give a ring to gollum?!(no, that was not the question)
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What was Galadriel's mirror's REAL use?

[Isilmëiel]

She liked to watch Seinfeld on it.
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Why did Old Man Willow put the hobbits to sleep?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

So he could pick their pockets, find their bank details, and scam thousands and thousands of dollars from them.

How did Gandalf know Tom Bombadil?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

They were members of the same Bridge club.

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When the forces of Gondor reached Ithilien in their march on Mordor, they stopped to perform one vital military task. What was it?

[gralin musicteeth]

The little one stopped to tie his shoe! have you heard the song?

The Gondorians go marching two by two hurrah,hurrah... smilies/tongue.gif

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what WAS that weird glowing light coming from the white tower really?

[ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: gralin musicteeth ]

[Lyra Greenleaf]

well duh!
that glowing was the meeting of the Minas Tirith coven of witches! Why do you think Gandalf kept going there, he was training them up! except boromir would nt join in (He was no wizard's pupil)
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so...where did Saruman's spirit go after he died?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Well, it spent an eternity of wandering in the gloom, but I think the answer you're looking for is the dogtrack. He had placed some bets before the whole, unpleasantness, and he didn't want to see them go to waste.

What I want to know is why Fatty Bolger really didn't go on the quest

[Mintyztwin]

He was too busy being a bookie on the outcome of the war against Sauron. Unfortunatly, (I can't spell) he didn't believe Frodo would ever really make it, so he lost big when Farmer Maggot and the Cottons came to pick up their winnings.

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What were the odds Fatty was giving (taking?) on Sauron winning?

[Diamond18]

42 to 1. But then again, the Bolgers was just plain odd, so the odds could have been Fatty to Estella.

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What is kingsfoil good for?

[Iarwain]

Chewing, it produced a nice saliva density

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What really happened to Elrond's wife?

[ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Iarwain ]

[cannedpoatoe]

She went insane becaus of all the peace and jumped out the window.

Why are hobbits feet so hairy?

[Mintyztwin]

Fashion statement. Everybody who's anybody has pointy ears in ME, except the men, and who wants to be like them? So the hobbits started the foot-hair fad to be different.


Why did Aragorn fall in love with Arwen anyway?

[Mintyztwin]

WHAT?!?!?

. . . okay . . . if you want to be random, I'm okay with that! smilies/biggrin.gif

There was a Balrog in Moria because he was babysitting all of Sauron's little orcs. Those orcs can be such brats at time! Little did the Fellowship know that the Balrog was just angry with the stupid little orcs for disappearing from the nursery when he had specifically told them to stay there so he could watch "As Arda Turns" and "General Mayhem".

What was Sauron's favorite passtime?

[Iarwain]

Picking his nose and feeding them to orcs.

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What was up with Bilbo and poetry?

[Bêthberry]

Counting his chickens before they hatched.

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What did Ioreth remember about the King?

[cannedpoatoe]

That he had really shiny teeth.

Why did Boromir want the ring so bad?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Because he wanted to become the new Dark Lord and enslave Middle Earth.

How far away from Bag End was Mount Doom?

[The Saucepan Man]

Not far. Just down the Hill, over the Water and a mile or so beyond Bywater, by the Three Farthing Stone.

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What did the nasssty Hobbitsses have in hisss pocketssses?

[Atariel]

a half eaten wafer of lembas, and some mini-palantir marbles. oh, and some valuable elven string.

[Atariel]

a half eaten wafer of lembas, and some mini-palantir marbles. oh, and some valuable elven string.

how many times did Gimli fall off his horse?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

every time they hit a road hump!
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how did Pippin meet Diamond?

[mark12_30]

The Thain was tired of springing Pippin out of the Lockholes for his drinking sprees, so he finally sent Diamond to pay the fine.

********* When Pipin and Diamond got married, where did they settle down?

[Diamond18]

The middle of Middle-earth, of course. smilies/biggrin.gif

Seriously, though, they didn't settle down right away. They went on a long Honeymoon to Gondor, and on the way Pippin showed her all the places he'd had adventures. Even Moria.

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How and when did Merry meet Estella?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Funny story. They each met at a support centre for people with crippling gambling addictions.

Who was the real true King of Gondor in the War of the Ring?

[The Saucepan Man]

Why, Smeagol of course, by means of a dubious relationship between his Grandmother and Arathorn, while Arathorn was on an Eggs Sucking convention.

What can Athelas be used for?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

It dissolves rock. It's what Saruman used at Helm's Deep, not gunpowder or sorcery.

How and when did Sam realise that he had a problem with alcohol?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

I think it was the day that he adressed Frodo as Gandalf, planted a sapling upside down and kissed the hat rack instead of Rosie when he got home!
"Oooh, I must stop importing that Miruvor!"
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Back to Pippin, what was his chat up line?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

I have dealings with Gandalf. I can make you a star!

(Ok, I'll admit that wasn't great!

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How did Frodo manage to survive so long after being stabbed by the Ringwraith?

[Isilmëiel]

He said the magic words:
Twinkle twinkle little star
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How old is Bilbo really?

[Iarwain]

He's really only 45 at the end of LotR. He used his old looks to fool people into thinking that he had beaten the Old Took. Mean old Bilbo!! smilies/wink.gif

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What was Morgoth's real reason for stealing the Silmarils?

[Mintyztwin]

They were the absolute only thing that went with his evil dark lord outfit.


How did Morgoth escape whats-her-name . . . Ungoliant after she chomped down on his hand?

[Isilmëiel]

He escaped on his magical flying donkey named Fred the Smiteful.
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Where did Bombadil get his boots?

[Iarwain]

I got them off of Elrond when he was wandering through the woods in the second age. I gave some lilypads in exchange. Aren't my boots great!?!

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How did I (Tom Bombadil) meet Goldberry?

[Mintyztwin]

He took 'em off and was soaking his large, and smelly feet in the river, when Goldberry's ol' daddy popped up and yelled about him polluting his river-water. Well, Tom just rhymed back at him. Goldberry always did like rhyms. But her dad just yelled, "No more rhyming! I mean it! And get your stinking feet out of my water! This is inconceivable!!"

Bonus Question: What has Mintyztwin been watching recently? smilies/wink.gif

How did Tom meet old Man Willow?

[Diamond18]

The Princess Bride!!! I got that for Christmas... smilies/biggrin.gif

Anyway, Tom met old man Willow when he planted him in the ground. Of course, Tom is old you know! He knew that willow from seed to sapling to grumpy old tree.

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What did Sam think when he saw the Oliphaunt?

[ January 26, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Mintyztwin]

"What on earth did Gollum do to my drink?!?!?!"


What DID nassssty ol' Gollum do to Sam's drink?

[Diamond18]

Raw fish puree, bones and all. It's quite good, if you like that sort of thing. I'm sure Gollum was just trying to get on his good side, in his own clumsy sort of way.

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What did Frodo dream of in Tom Bombadil's house?

[Mintyztwin]

He dreamt . . . Nazgúl were racing for him, gaining on him! At last, they surrounded him! There was no where to turn! No one to save him! One turned and said, "Got a light?" Than he woke up . . .

How did Aragorn fight of the Nazgúl on Weathertop?


Hey Diamond, check out Sauron's Discount Rings in Mayhem - you'll like it! [No, this is not a link, I am not that intelligent.]

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

By screaming "Gimme a kiss!"

What did Elrond think of Galadriel and Celeborn?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

I'm sorry, that's just a silly question! He hated Galadriel, she was his mother-in-law after all. He secretly laughed at Celeborn and called him hen-pecked. "You could tell who wore the trousers in that relationship, eh, Elladan my boy!"
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how did Bill escape the Wargs after they let him go outside Moria?

[cannedpoatoe]

He just walked by them, he'd been around Sam so long he really stunk!
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Why did Frodo get stabbed at Weathertop?

[Isilmëiel]

When he put on the Ring he saw that all the Ringwraiths were wearing tutus and bunny slippers, so they had to silence him.
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What is Aragorn's secret passion?

[Davin]

LEGO


Why was there a balrog living in Moria?

[The Saucepan Man]

Morgoth gave it to Durin's folk as a Christmas present - well, they were all the rage at the time and everyone had them. But they forgot that a Balrog is not just for Christmas ...

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Why did Gandalf choose Bilbo as the burglar for Thorin's Quest?

[Diamond18]

Of all the hobbits in the Shire, Bilbo had the shiftiest eyes, and the nicest teeth, and a disconcerting manner of smirking in an unsettling way. He was just the sort for the job.

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What happened to the Silmaril that Maglor cast into the Sea?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Eaten by a fish. It caused mild stomach pains but hey! it was a pretty big fish so it could handle it.

What was the significance in the history of Middle-Earth of the Lonely Mountain?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

well, the problem was that the lonely mountain was REALLY mean and used to steal the other mountains toys, so they banished it. Its sad really. (sniff)
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where did Merry REALLY go when he left the Prancing Pony?

[cannedpoatoe]

He went to a tea party with his lovely teddy bear and susie doll. Why does Gandalf tell the hobbits to go to Bree?

[Diamond18]

Because they make the best cheese there; a soft surface-ripened cheese with a whitish rind and a pale yellow interior. Yum.

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Who makes the best apple pie in all of Middle-earth, how was this determined, and by whom? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Greycloak]

Samwise is by far and away the best at making apple pie... It was all that practice he got on Bill Ferny's face.

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What was Denethor's hobby?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Denethor liked to do crochet, embroidery and knitting. This was why he was so touchy all the time, he was proving how manly he was really. Not like poncy elf...
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When Legolas and Gimli rode on a horse together, who started moaning first?

[cannedpoatoe]

Legolas of course, Gimli's ax kept poking him right in the butt!~~~~What was so bad about Moria?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The tourist board might claim to have ample parking space, but trust me on this one, don't drive to Moria. Its a nightmare.

Which member of the Fellowship did the Lothlorien community vote the most attractive?

[Diamond18]

Pippin, of course. Really, need you ask? Gimli was a close runner up, though.

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What happened at the Battle of Five Armies?

[cannedpoatoe]

A tornado came through, knocked out almost everyone.~~~~~~~~~~Why was it was so important to get rid of the ring?

[Orual]

Oh my goodness, do you really have to ask? Gold is so tacky! It was an abomination! It had to be dealt with, and the only suitable way was doing away with it com-plete-ly. /shudders/
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What does hi-Akallabeth translate to?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Middle Earth Used Car Salesmen. Dont trust them!
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Haldir and legolas: Who had the hairstyle first?

[cannedpoatoe]

whoever's is longest. Why is there never an elf with a beard?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Apart from Cirdan of course, Elves don't have beards because they tend to have ginger facial hair and that really doesn't go with their hairstyle.

On the quest of the Ring, how many Orcs did Frodo slay with Sting?

[Pallando B.C]

None, he only Stung them!

Why did Melkor never marry?

[hobbitlass]

A common misconception, he did marry. That's where all the trouble came from. He was married to Belegurtha. He was just a hen-pecked husband. She wanted it all, and she made him do it.
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Why did Ungoliant help Melkor?

[Atariel]

After marital difficulties with Belegurtha, Melkor turned to Ungoliant, his secretary, whom he persuaded to help him obtain the Silmarils, the one thing that would get him a one-way ticket back to Belegurtha's heart./


How many toes did Gollum have on his left foot?

[Aylwen Dreamsong]

He has no left foot!!

How did Arwen meet Aragorn?

[gdchalmers]

On Spring Break in Cancun.

Where is the city of Gondor?

[Diamond18]

Take Hwy. 50 out of the Shire, past the Rohan turnpike, get off at Exit 9, take a left on Mark Street, right on Ridder Road, a left on Dwimmerlaik Drive, go about one hundred miles, take a right turn where the old Pukel Palace Mall used to be and follow the Garn-Buries-Gum scenic mountain pass and voíla! You're in Gondor, enjoy your stay.

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What is there to do in Gondor on the weekends?

[Salix]

Sew caving suits for the local cave rescue group!
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What is Frodo's favorite TV program?

[The Saucepan Man]

The Odd Couple, a daytime sit-com, where the uptight and neurotic Elf Legolas is forever exasperated by the exploits of his ever-humorous Dwarf sidekick, Gimli.

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How were the Uruk-Hai created?

[ January 30, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

[Diamond18]

They were made by Julia Child, out of sugar and spice and everything nice.

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What is "Merry" a nickname for?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Meriadoc Brandybuck was such an all-round miserable Hobbit that everyone else thought it would be funny to give him the nickname 'Merry'.

What did Gandalf do to displease Saruman?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Stole his nail clippers! didnt you see him holding his hand over the palantir?
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how did Bilbo and the Sackville-Bagginses fall out?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Many people think that its a silly Hobbit rivalry, but Bilbo actually stole over half of the Sackville-Baggins's life savings.

Who is the Shire's biggest heavy metal fan?

[cannedpoatoe]

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Why didn't Arargorn want to be king?

[Iarwain]

He never really wanted to marry Arwen, but since she was so hyped up about it, he figured that he ought to at least act like he wanted it,and since Sauron's victory seemed inevitable, he convinced Elrond to allow their marriage only if he became king.

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Why did the Entwives leave, and where did they run off to?

[ February 01, 2003: Message edited by: Iarwain ]

[Mintyztwin]

Well, the ents flatly refused to brush their hair, beard, or do any personal grooming. That's why the entwives left. They went to Mirkwood and started a salon and their own line of beauty products, which explains why Legolas always looks perfect.


Why doesn't Aragorn try some of the entwives products? Eru knows Legolas has tried to sell them to him!

[Diamond18]

Because Aragorn is a notorious tightwad. Squeezing pennies from him is like trying to make bread-juice. Every since a distant cousin of his lost his wallet, he's been very cautious about these things.

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Who is Longshanks?

[Aylwen Dreamsong]

Arwen's long lost twin, of course!

What is Aragorn's favorite sport?

[Brinniel]

Cross country of course, as that is what he's best at. He actually beat Legolas out in the first annual race across Middle-earth.
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Explain Shelob's past.

[Lyra Greenleaf]

She is actually Galdriel, it's a severe case of split personality.
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Why did Aragorn go for Arwen, not Eowyn who is blatantly better suited to him?
(Oh sorry, have I been believing the film too much?)

[Pookabunny]

Because she has a bigger rack.
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Why does hobbit taste like chicken?

[Iarwain]

Because you have messed up taste buds. Everyone knows that Hobbit tastes like burnt oranges!

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What did frodo do while he spent his childhood at brandy hall?

[elven maiden Earwen]

everything from football to reading


why is sam frodos gardener?

[Iarwain]

He was appointed by a judge after he got into a car accident without insurance.


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How did the accident take place?

[elven maiden Earwen]

he was reading a book when he ran into a garden.


what is Sam's favorite book?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

'It's true, I do feel like a God' by Paladin Took.

How did Sam learn to read?

[hobbitlass]

hooked on phonics
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Why is reading not important to the hobbits?

[elven maiden Earwen]

all they need is ale, weed, and food to live

why do some hobbits love elves?

[Iarwain]

Its their Tookish sides coming out.

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Why was Sam really listening by the window in "the Shadow of the Past"?

[gralin musicteeth]

He couldn't get tickets for the AC/DC concert going on just up the road, so he was trying to listen to it.
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Who was Goldberry's father?

[elven maiden Earwen]

gandalf

Who was Goldberry's mother?

[Atariel]

Sam.


Who is Goldberry's father?

[Atariel]

oops,sorry. okay, how many illegitimate children did Tom Bombadil have?

[elven maiden Earwen]

29

Who was Elronds best friend in kindergarden(besides Elros)?

[Sindae]

best friend??? seriously, do you really think that guy had any friends?

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why did elros choose mortal life?

[The Saucepan Man]

He was the rebel in the family. Everyone expected him to choose immortality, so he chose to be mortal just to spite them.

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What were Palantirs used for?

[Iarwain]

They were used to make weather forecasts.

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Who was Bombadil's father?

[elven maiden Earwen]

manwe duh

Who was bombadil's mamma?

[Diamond18]

He was a Spawn of Ungoliant. C'mon, you knew there was something not quite right about him. All that put-on jollity... A smile is just a frown turned upside down, you know, and when he gets to sucking the life juices from your body will you be amused by his derry dolling then?

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What did Wormtongue call Gandalf?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The hippest cat this side of Bree.

How many residents did Bree have?

[Eruhen]

Fourty-two and three-ninths (don't ask).

How many Elves live at Rivendell?

[The Saucepan Man]

None. All the Elves went West years ago, leaving a bunch of actors (and Agent Elrond) there pretending to be Elves. Wait 'til Aragorn finds out ... smilies/eek.gif

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Where does Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles live?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

In the Penthouse Flat in Numenor Towers, Minas Tirith
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Who was Legolas' mother?

[The Ruling Ring]

Legolas didn't have a mother; he sprang up out of the ground, like an Orc (but the similarities end there. smilies/smile.gif )

What are the three Rings for the Elven Kings for?

[gdchalmers]

They represent an institution akin to marriage, but far less nonsensical - Cirdan passing his Ring to Gandalf was as a token of fraternal love and respect. After their divorce, however, neither had to give up half his earnings or wealth to appease the lazy half of their union.

Why are dwarves so short?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Faulty elevators.

How did Balin die?

[Isilmëiel]

Death by toenail clippers.
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Why did Sauron choose a big ol' eye for his trademark symbol?

[hobbitlass]

Since the hand, ear and nose icons were already taken Sauron was left with the 'eye'.
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What is Iluvitar's favorite kind of Middle-Earth music?

[Iarwain]

He loves the music that Ted Sandyman produces while he's in the shower. Eru has some odd tastes.

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What genre did the music in Ainuindale belong to?

[Beren87]

Techno! It was really just a big rave.

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Who did Golfimbul lead?

[Iarwain]

Oh, come on, it was those guys! you know, those ones that went to that place. Come on, and it was really hard, but but they went then anyway. Sort of. But you know what I'm talking about, right?

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What does it mean when it says that Sauron "raised" the mountains around mordor?

[elven maiden Earwen]

he gave birth to them and there his children duh!

Why did Sauron chose to live in Mordor?

[Isilmëiel]

Everyone knows that its the country music capital of M.E.
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How did Bilbo really get picked to be burglar?

[elven maiden Earwen]

he said he loved burgers so they thought he ment bugaler.simpler mistake.

how did Smaug know Bilibo stole somethinng from his horad?

(sorry im a bad speller)

~Earwen~ smilies/biggrin.gif

[Iarwain]

Bilbo had relieved himself right after he took the cup, so Smaug knew that those things weren't his.


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Quenya really means what?

[Isilmëiel]

"Almighty Quack"
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Who is the lead duck of ME?

[Iarwain]

Gandalf. Tolkien neglected to translate that part of the Red Book, in which they tell what form the "wisest of the Maiar" traditionally took. He would weep duck tears with Nienna, and then quack himself to sleep at night.

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What did Hurin really do during his captivity in Angband?

[Diamond18]

He watched Charlie Chaplin movies until his brain melted and dripped out of his ears.

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What happened to Balin's Dwarves in Moria?

[Iarwain]

They had the biggest raves ever with the orcs. It would have been truly awesome. However, those cracks in the floors did cause a bit of trouble...


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Why did Turin kill himself?

[elven maiden Earwen]

he learned that he ways really ugly.

why did neinor(sp) really marry her bro? smilies/biggrin.gif

[hobbitlass]

'Cuz dey wuz fom da deeeeep south.
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Why did Bill Ferny turn out to be such a bad guy?

[Dondagnirion]

He turned crazy because Eru forced him to listen to the music sung by the Valar and Maiar at the beginning of the world over and over and over and over and over and over.

Why do dwarf women have beards?

Dondagnirion
"He who cannot cast a treasure away at need is in fetters." - Aragorn

[Atariel]

because only hobbits and elves were advanced enough to use razors, duh! oh, and human women used a very primitive form of immac, made from athelas. remember: 'For it has no virtue we know of...'


Where did Eowyn buy her undies?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

They were originally all descended from the bearded lady in Morgoth's travelling ME funfair
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Who were YOU in Middle Earth?

[The Saucepan Man]

Sorry Lyra, first come first served ...

Where did Eowyn buy her undies?

Why, at the West Mark-s & Spencers, of course (groan!).

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Why did Huan desert his Master, Celegorm?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

He was a horrible little dog with no loyalty. Plus the pay was better with Luthien, Thingol was loaded after all!

Who was Beren's first love?

[gralin musicteeth]

His Mommie of course!

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Who was Morgoth's best friend?

[Diamond18]

He doesn't have any friends. Will you be his friend?

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What happened to Sauron's other eye?

[Iarwain]

Elrond got hungry while trying to convince Isildur to destroy the ring, so he plucked it out and ate it. YUM!

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What was the most popular thing to eat during the third age.

[The Saucepan Man]

Oliphaunt steaks. Sam was particularly partial to them, with po-ta-toes.

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What was Feanor's oath?

[Iarwain]

He took the vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience. Good ole' Fr. Feanor. smilies/wink.gif

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Why were the Son's of Feanor always so mean?

[elven maiden Earwen]

they were just big bad bullys cuz when they were tiny tots the were bullied around.how sad. smilies/frown.gif

How did Feanor die?

[ February 06, 2003: Message edited by: elven maiden Earwen ]

[Atariel]

he didn't. he just went home.


How old is the average oliphaunt?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Five. They have deceptively short lives.

How did the Southrons manage to keep Oliphaunts relatively tame?

[Diamond18]

They didn't, it was the Oliphaunts who tamed the Southrons.

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What lies beyond the eastern sea?

[Eruhen]

A land called Hon-a-lee.

What lies beyond the Western Sea?

[Diamond18]

A swirling vortex of death and pain, called, "The Dying Triangle"; where ships are lost and never heard from again; where grown men weep and nightmares are born; where the wild things are, my friend.

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What really happened to Fatty Bolger when the Ringwraiths came to Crickhollow?

[TolkienGurl]

What really happened? Why, he invited them in for tea, of course! It's what any respectable Hobbit would do!

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Why did Thingol disapprove of Beren as a husband for Lúthien?

[hobbitlass]

His earning potential was VERY limited. Not to mention the those earings and that haircut and the rumors.
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What attracted Luthien to Beren?

[Iarwain]

She was an outright rebellious child and had dreams of going to Hon-A-Lee so she could be with Puff and little Jackie Paper. Beren knew the way there. Plus they were both hippies.

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What famous bad guy came from Hon-A-Lee?

[The Saucepan Man]

Saruman, aka Christopher (Hon-A) Lee.

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What part does Ghan-buri-ghan play in the War of the Ring?

[Iarwain]

He was the professional designer that created Sauron's standard, and decided that his logo would be the Eye.

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Where was Elrond born, and what were the circumstances of his childhood?

[mark12_30]

Elrond was born under a little yellow pansy flower, and all the chickadees sang for him-- I mean the chickweed fairies. Ooopsie! And don't forget that three fields over, Celebrian was brewing coffee and saying "This is going to be one heck of a marriage, I can see it now. Mom, can't you fix me up with some other flower-child???" He was so annoyed with his sissy title of Flower-Child that he trained his kids to wave swords around at every opportunity, (which PJ knew better than The Professor did.) Elrond grew up manufacturing and embroidering pocket-hankerchiefs and it was the wealth from that trade that made him able to buy Rivendell. He loaned Bilbo the very last of his stock.
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Why did Galadriel insist that Celebrian marry Elrond anyway?

[elven maiden Earwen]

because she thought celebrian was a big dodo and wantedf to get rid of her fast.

Why did Arwen marry Aragorn?

[Iarwain]

She was simply, but sadly, suicidal, and saw this as the best excuse to die.

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What caused Arwen to be so suicidal?

[elven maiden Earwen]

she had a thing for halidir and legolas but nethier liked her

how does legolas like?

[The Saucepan Man]

She was overcome with remorse at having done away with, and replaced, Glorfindel.

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Why was Bilbo so reluctant to set out with Gandalf and the Dwarves?

[mark12_30]

Because they all smoked, and Bilbo couldn't stand the smell of the stuff, nor the odor it left on his clothes.
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Why did Gandalf select Burglar as an occupation needing to be filled for the quest of Erebor?

[Iarwain]

He was a cleptomaniac, and it was always his dream to have a name like that. (thus all the excessive possesions in Bag End)

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Why did Sam insist on accompanying Frodo everywhere?

[ February 07, 2003: Message edited by: Iarwain ]

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Because Frodo only had one leg and constantly needed support.

Describe Frodo in 3 words.

[gralin musicteeth]

yellow, pink, purple

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How many Dwarves live in Tuckborough?

[Aylwen Dreamsong]

Thirteen and a half.

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What was Arwen's home made pie made of?

Aylwen

[hobbitlass]

Anything bit chicken. She don't want to make a chicken pie, she don't like gravy.
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What attracted Goldberry to Bombadill?

[gralin musicteeth]

His chicken soup

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What is a Barrow-wight's favourite food?

[TolkienGurl]

A pony sandwich with a side of Hobbit fries.

Why are Barrow-wights so bad-tempered?

[Manardariel]

Because they have bad teeth and have to go the dentist every week.

Why aren´t Gandalf and Galadriel dating?

[Eruwen]

Well, they were, but Galadriel got a little annoyed by small Hobbit people running around all the time. Why do you think she freaked out that much anyway when Frodo came to her in Lorien?
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What did Frodo and Sam use to tie around Gollum's neck?

[Manardariel]

A tie. You know, a bow-tie. It made him look like a scary demon of Avril Lavinge, so they made him dance around smashing guitars and eating bugs.
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Who didi Huan belong?

[Iarwain]

Huan was Sauron's little puppy dog. Unfortunately, Huan rebelled and almost killed Sauron in the first age...

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Who was Morgoth's little puppy dog?

[Manardariel]

Bill the pony... I mean, dog.

[Manardariel]

Oops fogot tha question... here goes:

Why is Pippin so dumb?

[Diamond18]

He is not! It's everyone else around him who is stupid, and so they, being unable to even comprehend his genius, labeled him stupid. Intelligence is in the eye of the beholder, you know, and those beholders weren't the brightest fireflies in the jar!

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Did Sam really like Bill the Pony, or was he just pretending?

[cannedpoatoe]

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If hobbits were peaceful people then why did they become so mischievious?

[Isilmëiel]

Too many pixie sticks
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Who is the TRUE heir to the throne of Gondor?

[Manardariel]

Barney. Duh.
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Who was the first one to kill a balrog?

[elven maiden Earwen]

a couple of orcs duh!


what did they use to kill the balrog? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Aerandir Carnesir]

They sung a song about torturing 13 dwarves and a hobbit.(or would that wake the dead?)

What song did the Balrog sing?

[Diamond18]

"Oh How I Hate to Get Killed in the Morning."

Really, we should all tip our hats to him, for singing while dying is nothing to sniff at!

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Sorry to use a bit 'o the movie here, but I simply must know, when Saruman asked, "Whom do you serve?" what did Lurtz say?

[ February 10, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[hobbitlass]

'One Billion people. Would you like fries with that?'
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Why did Saruman name it 'Lurtz'?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

He thought it was a cute name. It was this decision that really showed Gandalf that Saruman had gone a bit mad.

Orcs are mockeries of............?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Merry and Pippin- always doing the wrong thing, not too good at fighting.
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Who killed Boromir, were the uruks working alone or did someone pay them....?

[Diamond18]

It was Merry and Pippin. His prowess in battle was making them look bad, so he had to go. Do you think it's coincedence that only after Boromir's death do they become "Meriadoc the Magnificent" and "Ernil i Pheriannath"? Oh what dark secrets even little hobbits have... I wonder if this would be a good occasion for blackmail...

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Who almost became the 10th member of the Fellowship, but missed it by thaaat much?

[Isilmëiel]

Elmo....his red fur was a little too bright though...
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What is Sauron's favorite type of breakfast cereal?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Mithril-frosted Elf-Flakes, which he makes himself. They taste awful but he enjoys the manufacturing process. He guarantees one whole Elf per packet.

Well, why do you think he needed all that Mithril? For eyedrops?

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Who was the first to fall asleep by Old Man Willow?

[Aerandir Carnesir]

One-ring o's. 99.9% daily value of whatever vitamins and minerals a big flaming eye needs.
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What was lembas made from?

[Lady Of Light]

Boiled orc hide!
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What did Sam REALLY think of Mister Frodo?
hehehe

[Diamond18]

To answer Squatter's question, it was Frodo's foot that fell asleep first. It became all numb, then tingly and prickly, and so he kicked Old Man Willow to wake it up.

As a result, Sam ever after thought that Mr. Frodo was a complete and total idiot, who would be Orc fodder or worse if he was left alone. Either that or start drooling on himself, whatever came first.

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What was Merry up to when he went outside, at night, in Bree?

[Atariel]

he was hammered, and Bill Ferny had told him that there were pixies living under Bree hill, so he decided to pop out and visit.


What actually does live under Bree Hill? (not hobbits, please)

[Lyra Greenleaf]

A lovely family of orcs. What, you thought they were all bad? Thats negative media stereotyping again!
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If Gandalf was Gandalf in the Shire, Olorin in Valinor, etc- what would his name be in...Eygpt?

[Isilmëiel]

Jiminy Cricket
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Who was Gollum's daddy?

[Hirilaelin]

Isildur of course! Gollum killed him for the Ring, then covered it up by murduring Deagol.
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Why did Boromir want the ring?

[ February 11, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ]

[gralin musicteeth]

Because it matched his new necklace!

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Why does Celeborn have silver hair?

[Iarwain]

He he saved up the boxes from his Mithril-Plated Elf-Flakes, so he could trade them in for a real Mithril-Plated Elf-Wig!

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Who in the Fellowship has a secret addiction to Crack Cocaine?

[Hirilaelin]

Frodo, it's obvious, he's so freaked out all the time.

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Why are Tom Bombadil's boots yellow, of all colors?

[hobbitlass]

Shhh, it's a secret that Tom thinks nobody knows...he's color blind.
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What did Sam really dream of becoming when he grew-up?

[Diamond18]

An Oliphaunt. He wanted to trample people and be called, "Samwise the Big and Grey".

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What happened at the Battle of Bywater?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Merry got dressed up in yellow, Sam and Pippin wore red and they walked down the road in a line- the men thought the eye had come to get them so they ran away!
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who killed Isildur?

[Hirilaelin]

It was Galadriel, she was jealous of his growing fame and popularity for slicing the Dark Lord's fingers off.

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Where is Harad?

[Isilmëiel]

At a dayspa in Tennessee
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How did Sauron lose his Ring?

[Hirilaelin]

One day, when he was taking a bubble bath, the ring slipped off his finger and fell down the drain, but he couldn't get it out because all the plumber orcs went on strike, so Islidur snuck in a stole it from under his nose.

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How many wraiths were there?

[Aerandir Carnesir]

One Million...wraiths! Mua hahahaha! mua hahahahahah!(evil laughs)

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Why didn't Gandalf take the ring?

[Hirilaelin]

Because it clashed with his hat.

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Who took Frodo to Rivendell?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Trick question huh? You can't fool me. Frodo never went to Rivendell.

Of all the places Frodo did go in his life, which was his favourite?

[elven maiden Earwen]

mt doom the coolest place in the world.

y did frodo go to mt doom? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Atariel]

he had heard that the eggy mud did great things for one's skin.

what shampoo does Eowyn use?

[Diamond18]

Bacterial Bliss. The newest breakthrough in all natural shampoos, BB is a blend of seven different bacteria that work together to restore hair to its natural shine and buoyancy after a hard day of battling Uruk-hai.

Slogan: Bacterial Bliss, beause you're definitely worth at least half that much.

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Why do Orcs have such unpleasent personalities?

[ February 13, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Hirilaelin]

Because they never get enough sleep.

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Why do elves wear dresses all the time? smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Hiri smilies/smile.gif

[elven maiden Earwen]

most think that pants make them look fat

why does legolas not where dresess? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Diamond18]

He's painfully thin, so he doesn't mind looking like he's got a few more pounds than he actually does.

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How did Ghan-buri-Gahn help the Rohirrim.

[Tar-Palantir]

By teaching them Yoga. Eomer's downward dog and sun salute become the pride of the Rohirrim, and the envy of all Middle-Earth.

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Why did Sharkey flee to Hobbiton?

[hobbitlass]

To hide from Sauron, he thought he could blend in.
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Why is Rivendell the 'last homely house'?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Its actually the only homely house. Middle-Earth is a horrible, terrible place.

Why is there friendship between Gondor and Rohan?

[Hirilaelin]

Because Faramir's got the hots for Eowyn.

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What did Galadriel give Frodo?

[Nuinatariel]

A talking fish named Bob.

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Where does Legolas live?

[TolkienGurl]

Legolas lives in my bedroom. smilies/evil.gif

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Why was Faramir's dwelling place kept secret?

[Hirilaelin]

Because he didn't want Eowyn to find him.

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Where does Pippin live?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

In a huge scary castle in Mordor surrounded by a lake of fire.

What are the Ringwraiths?

[The Ruling Ring]

On vacation at a Middle-Earth spa, with a huge in-ground pool. smilies/wink.gif

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What would be the one thing that could really get Shelob riled?

[elven maiden Earwen]

sing the itsy bitsy spider.

what is saurons fave song? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tar-Palantir]

Somewhere over the Rainbow.

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What is Aragorn's favorite song?

[elven maiden Earwen]

dirty by Christina

who is legolas's fave singer? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Hirilaelin]

Britney Spears, he can totally relate to her look too! smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif

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Who was the leader of the Fellowship?

[elven maiden Earwen]

pippen.

why did sauramon turn evil smilies/evil.gif ?

[Tar-Palantir]

Because Domino's wouldn't deliver to Orthanc in 30min. or less

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Why didn't the Ents wear any clothes?

[Diamond18]

Tsk, tsk, you skipped Eomer's question, "What are the Ringwraiths"?

First of all, it's not "Ringwraiths", it's "Ringwraith", any of several contagious fungal diseases of the skin, hair, or nails of humans and domestic animals that are characterized by ring-shaped discolored skin patches covered with vesicles and scales.

"Ent", of course, are the antidote to Ringwraith, so why would a medicine wear clothes?

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What is Sam's favorite plant and why?

[ February 14, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Hirilaelin]

That would be tulips, because they're so pwetty.

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What is Aragorn's sword named?

[Gil-Galad]

bill in memory of the pony

why was the last alliance formed?

[Eressië Ailin]

How come no one ever says the real name?!?!?!
It is not JUST the Last Alliance, it's the Last Mini-golfer's Alliance!!!!! Everyone knows that all of Middle Earth loves mini-golf, so they had this last little golfing club before Sauron burned up their golf courses.

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Why did Sauron hate mini-golf so much?

[ February 15, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ]

[Aerandir Carnesir]

He lost his swing when he got his finger(s) cut off.

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Who is the best golfer in Middle-Earth?

[Gil-Galad]

the witch kingbecasue he scasres everyone and wins in default

why did the 9 men turn evil?

[elven maiden Earwen]

they hated bing called goody-two shoes

Who is the nicest person in Arda?

[Tar-Palantir]

Bill Ferny

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Who is the best dresser in ME?

[Diamond18]

That would be the one in Bilbo's bedroom. Made of the finest cherry wood.

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What were the lyrics to the song Frodo sang in Bree?

[Hirilaelin]

"He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious", etc.

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Who was Saruman's master?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Mr. Cornelius Thrippwood, MA (Oxon) - specialising in history and the Classics.

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What, if anything, is a mathom house?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

A mathom house is where mathoms live- and a mathom, if you didn't know, is what Tom Bombadil is.
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How did Faramir and Boromir get on when they were little?

[Gil-Galad]

faramir got all the girls why'll boromir got all the swords

what would gandalf do if he was drunk?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

He would give the drinker indigestion.
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According to the Mouth of Sauron, it takes more to make a king than what?

[Beren87]

Then owning a pair of boots many times larger than you now own.

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Whom did Fëanor lead?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

The Tirion Male Voice Choir

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What happened to the Silmarils?