View Full Version : Funny quotes ((both movie and book))
Alchrivëwen
02-21-2002, 08:24 AM
Who said this one, it's pretty easy actually, 'Not the beard!' this one's a movie quote
zifnab
02-21-2002, 10:31 AM
That would be Gimli. smilies/smile.gif
Alchrivëwen
02-21-2002, 12:01 PM
yup yup, do you have 1?
zifnab
02-21-2002, 12:13 PM
Another easy one. Its hard to find a funny one that people don't know or have forgotten. I assume that the quotes are only to come from FOTR movie or book. Or is it all of LOTR?
Anyways who said this:
'Well find him! Double sharp! I haven't got six legs, nor six eyes neither!'
[ February 21, 2002: Message edited by: zifnab ]
Alchrivëwen
02-21-2002, 12:30 PM
That was Butterbur to Nob asking him to find Bob
zifnab
02-21-2002, 01:53 PM
Good job, your turn.
Alchrivëwen
02-22-2002, 07:14 AM
heres a movie quote ' I think 'm getting the hang of it'
silme-ranaa
02-22-2002, 08:36 AM
is that Pippin?
Alchrivëwen
02-22-2002, 08:48 AM
Yup it was either him or merry, your turn
I think 'm getting the hang of it'
No, Actually it was Sam after knocking an orc in the head with a pan.
Alchrivëwen
02-22-2002, 11:38 AM
Thang you very buch Joy
zifnab
02-22-2002, 03:22 PM
Thang you very buch Joy
That would be Bilbo at Laketown. After the water-barrel incident. But thats not from FOTR book or movie.
zifnab
02-22-2002, 03:23 PM
Oh sorry, I see it wasnt a question. Silly ol' me!
Zifnab, I don't think Biblo every did thank me for all I did for him smilies/biggrin.gif
next question.
What d'you suppose that means?
Zifnab, I don't think Biblo every did thank me for all I did for him smilies/biggrin.gif
next question.
What d'you suppose that means?
Alchrivëwen
02-22-2002, 05:31 PM
uh, im confused
Niltaurwen
03-25-2002, 08:04 AM
ummmm... one of the hobbits maybe merry??
pippin_took0
03-25-2002, 08:31 AM
Yes, it was Merry, when Gandalf read the inscription on the doors of Moria -'Speak, friend and enter'
pippin_took0
03-25-2002, 08:33 AM
What about this one (from the book, if you need telling):
"Ai, ai! A balrog! A balrog is come!"
Nice-Smeagol
03-25-2002, 10:10 AM
Legolas said that.
shakespeare_in_denim
03-25-2002, 06:58 PM
Is that not Gandalf? Or maybe Gimli? I have one, also.
This is a very funny one, but it wasn't really a quote, persay. This will probably never have a direct quote:
"Yeeeees! Let's go!"
Perhaps you can guess the SCENE it is from, and who said it; it's from the movie, if that helps!
It is the last scene in the movie. Merry and Pippin have been kidnapped(or should I say hobbit-napped smilies/smile.gif) Aragorn says, Let us hunt some Orc then Gimli replies: YEAH!
Niltaurwen
03-28-2002, 09:53 PM
what about this one?
Your supposed to stick it in the ground
realy easy but funny!! smilies/biggrin.gif
Merry, then answered by Pippin, "It's in the ground."
francesca
03-29-2002, 01:28 AM
what about this...
Haldir o Lórien. Henion aníron, boe ammen i dulu lîn. Boe ammen veriad lîn.
sorry...a bit tricky?
Haldir o Lórien. Henion aníron, boe ammen i dulu lîn. Boe ammen veriad lîn.
That would be Aragorn as they are coming into Lothloríen. This is when Haldir and the other Elves have their bows drawn at the fellowship.
I think it means. Haldir of Loríen. We come here for help. We need your protection.
Here's one from the movie.
They're close!
Shadowfax Clawson
03-29-2002, 10:45 AM
hmm...would that be Frodo when he and Aragorn are talking in the ruins near the Falls of Rauros, Frodo pulls out Sting and seeing it is blue, says "they're close..."? Just a wild guess.
Nope, think early on in the movie.
Niltaurwen
03-30-2002, 05:38 AM
yes joy u got it right this thread has gone mad !! people askin questions everywhere lol o well
"your supposed to stick it in the ground "
"it is in the ground"
"outside"
lol
your supposed to stick it in the ground Merry to Pippin
it is in the groundPippin to Merry
outsideMerry to Pippin
Tarosiel
03-30-2002, 06:59 PM
I have a quote. It's quite an easy one though.
'Now we see you, you nasty little creature! We will eat you and leave your bones and skin hanging on a tree... we'll hang him head downwards on a tree for a day or two.'
Well, actually, It's from The Hobbit, but oh well!
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
[ March 30, 2002: Message edited by: Tarosiel ]
ElanorGamgee
03-30-2002, 07:16 PM
'Now we see you, you nasty little creature! We will eat you and leave your bones and skin hanging on a tree... we'll hang him head downwards on a tree for a day or two.'
That's what the spider says to Bilbo when he's taunting the group of spiders in Mirkwood.
Nevfeniel
03-31-2002, 09:29 AM
They're close!
That was vague. . . smilies/smile.gif
Olorin_The_Grey
03-31-2002, 10:42 AM
In reply to They're close. That was Merry when she hears the horse of the Wraithes. the next one will be
Nothing, it's just a wisp of cloud
The_Elf_Girl
03-31-2002, 12:06 PM
It is said by Gimli when they see the crabain.
Olorin_The_Grey
03-31-2002, 12:12 PM
That's right. Do you have a new quote to post.
Merry
03-31-2002, 02:47 PM
Just a note, Sam said "I think I'm getting the hang of this" not Pippin or Merry.
Merry
03-31-2002, 02:49 PM
Anyone know who said this? "...and if you don't keep your feet there's no telling where you might be swept off to."
Olorin_The_Grey, that was correct. They're close was Merry.
[ March 31, 2002: Message edited by: Joy ]
Olorin_The_Grey, that was correct. They're close was Merry.
As for the last question "You better keep you feet..."
That was Frodo in response to Sam as they were leaving the Shire. But originally, it was Bilbo speaking to Frodo.
The_Elf_Girl
03-31-2002, 05:51 PM
Ok, here is a new one.
Who said this:
I think I´ve broken something.
"I've think I've broken somehting." That is Mr. Merridoc Brandybuck.
The_Elf_Girl
04-01-2002, 05:42 AM
Yes Joy,that is correct.
Olorin_The_Grey
04-01-2002, 07:31 AM
Try
It is prescious to me
Olorin_The_Grey, your quote "it's precious to me" is Isildur after taking the One Ring. He wrote this is the journal that Gandalf read.
Falco loamsdown
04-04-2002, 03:47 PM
Anyone know who said this? "...and if you don't keep your feet there's no telling where you might be swept off to."
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was it bilbo? smilies/smile.gif
Alcarinque
04-06-2002, 02:23 PM
I'm actually not sure, but... isn't it that (talking about the movie here... not the books) when Frodo and Sam are leaving the Shire, Frodo says to him something like "Bilbo is always saying...
"and if you don't keep your feet there's no telling where you might be swept off to."?
Correct me if I am mistaken, but then it is Frodo who said it, although he was quoting
TheBlackRider
04-07-2002, 04:49 PM
That is none other than Bilbo. I think he says it in the Hobbit also but he tells it to Frodo.
Losthuniel
05-23-2002, 06:55 PM
can i post one? o well, ill do it NEways
" to sheep other sheep no doubt appear different. or to sheperds. But mortals have not been our study." itsa easy i guess, but w/e. smilies/biggrin.gif
silme-ranaa
05-24-2002, 07:32 AM
It's Lindir in Rivendell.
Lady Ancalima
05-24-2002, 02:34 PM
I know this was a long time ago...but I just want to clear this up...
But thats not from FOTR book or movie.
Actually, it was from the book. It was in Bilbo's speech at his party.
Losthuniel
05-24-2002, 04:29 PM
yupyup. now u post 1.
merlilot
06-25-2002, 12:00 PM
Hmmm, been a while...free game!
OK:
My dear *** , your pack is lying by your bed, and you had it on your back when I met you.
Who to whom and where?
Alchrivëwen
06-25-2002, 01:05 PM
pippin to merry in the houses of healing
merlilot
06-25-2002, 07:32 PM
Yup. One of my favourites. You should hear me say it.
Cathelm
06-26-2002, 04:41 PM
I've got one that I thought was funny, but that might just be me.
"I don't know how you feel with a small rag-tag dangling behind you; but the rag-tag is tired and would like to stop dangling and lie down."
Who/What/When/Where?
merlilot
06-26-2002, 06:53 PM
Meriadoc Brandybuck to Gandalf the Grey while riding Shadowfax away from Isengard at the end of Book Three, or part one of The Two Towers, if you prefer.
Brildagniriel
06-27-2002, 07:38 PM
The Quote was: "...and if you don't keep your feet there's no telling where you might be swept off to."
That was said by Bilbo first, and is quoted by Frodo in the movie when he and Sam are walking through a field.
New Quote:
"Are we lost?"
Cathelm
06-30-2002, 10:12 PM
Yep! That's right!
Here's another one (I don't have the books with me, so there's a slight difference):
"No Sam, you can't come with me. Soon you will have Elanor to care for, and soon after that you shall have Frodo-lad, and Rosielass, and Pippin, and Merry, and still others that I cannot yet see."
Who/What/When/Where? (and does anyone know how he knew?!)
merlilot
07-01-2002, 06:52 PM
Frodo to Sam on the way to/at the Grey Havens when Sam goes "And I can't come." or something very similar to that.
And Frodo had known Sam since he was 21 and Sam was 14. After so many years, you begin to figure stuff like that out. Of course Sam was gonna name a kid after Frodo, he told him so, whan naming Elanor. And Sam is the kind of guy to name his kid after his wife and best friends.
Shire Trivia: Who was the Hobbit famous for having a lot of kids that Sam had more than? In other words, which one that had a lot of kids had less than our beloved Samwise?
MaladyMirkwood
07-02-2002, 10:19 AM
the swept off one was bilbo want it? and frodo said "remember what Bilbo used to always say"
Maladdy
Anorien
07-07-2002, 10:23 PM
Hey~I've got one!
"That will soon be cured. You have shown your usual cunning in getting up just before a meal".
Oh, and can anyone guess who said my signature??? smilies/biggrin.gif
Daniel Telcontar
07-08-2002, 12:08 PM
Pippin said it to Frodo after Frodo had been healed in Rivendell.
About your sig, is it Gimli?
Mrs. Frodo Baggins
07-30-2002, 09:18 PM
This should be pretty obvious, but it popped into my head and wouldn't go away:
They come in pints? I'm getting one!
Eärendil
07-31-2002, 03:02 PM
Pippin to Merry at the Prancing Pony, of course! smilies/smile.gif That´s one of my fave quotes.
hmmm ::nods:: yep that was mithrandir
Jeli Baggins
09-04-2002, 03:28 PM
"...and if you don't keep your feet there's no telling where you might be swept off to."
That was the end of Bilbo's little speech thingy to Frodo, and Frodo tells Sam when he says "This is it"
ok here's one.... "We must get off the mountain!"
Jeli Baggins
09-04-2002, 03:29 PM
oopsz! 4got there was 2 pages! pay no heed to that last entry by me! (unless you want to answer who said that quote!) smilies/wink.gif
Alaggaeriel
09-04-2002, 04:56 PM
ok here's one.... "We must get off the mountain!"
Is that Boromir? Or maybe Aragorn? smilies/biggrin.gif
LeGoLaSz gUrL
09-04-2002, 07:20 PM
I think it was Aragorn............im pretty sure.
Salix
09-05-2002, 08:42 PM
Boromir said it in the movie
BOROMIR: We must get off the mountain! Make for the Gap of Rohan and take the west road to my city!
ARAGORN: The Gap of Rohan takes us to close to Isenguard.
I'll spare you the rest of the conversation. Here's my quote
Aye, it's a weed.
Easy.
Ringwraith Number Two
09-07-2002, 09:53 AM
I think it was Samwise Gamgee when Aragorn asked him to find some athelas/kingsfoil, after Frodo was stabbed at Weathertop.
Salix
09-07-2002, 10:36 AM
Yup. Go ahead.
Ringwraith Number Two
09-07-2002, 11:58 AM
A rather easy one:
We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside.
[ September 08, 2002: Message edited by: Ringwraith Number Two ]
hobbitlass
09-09-2002, 12:39 PM
Frodo was telling Sam what Bilbo always says about "keeping your feet".
hobbitlass
09-09-2002, 12:45 PM
oops, I too forgot there was a second page smilies/rolleyes.gif
merlilot
09-10-2002, 04:48 PM
Frodo to Sam when Merry and Pippin were captured by Old Man Willow
Ringwraith Number Two
09-11-2002, 11:46 AM
You are right, merlilot. Carry on smilies/biggrin.gif
elengil
09-15-2002, 06:23 PM
Just as an asside, "they're close" was also uttered by Legolas near the end...followed by "I can feel it" (shudder.. brings back bad highschool memories..)
Kalevala
09-17-2002, 03:03 PM
I don't think Legolas says "They are close". As far as I can remember he said: "Something draws near. I can feel it."
elengil
09-17-2002, 03:22 PM
ah. so it was... ah well.. it still brings back horrid memories of highschool...
"We're close... I can feel it!"
merlilot
09-17-2002, 07:01 PM
Just as an aside: "They're close was Merry just before Arwen shows up in the movie.
Quote...?
"It was a compliment. And so, of course, not true."
Rather obvious, in my opinion...
elengil
09-17-2002, 09:41 PM
Youre no Baggins - you - youre a BRANDYBUCK!
Did you hear that, Merry? That was an insult, if you like..
'It was a compliment,' said Merry, 'and so, of course, not true.'
elengil
09-17-2002, 09:42 PM
That is only like one of my absoulte favorite lines from the entire book! LOL
[ September 17, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]
elengil
09-18-2002, 02:55 PM
Oh, I guess I forgot to post my own quote...
Q: who said:
"The secret will not reach the Enemy from us."
merlilot
09-18-2002, 02:58 PM
Elengil, yours is Gildor Ingloron. smilies/smile.gif In the Woods. To Frodo. I think.
Yes?
elengil
09-18-2002, 03:00 PM
Boy that quote lasted all of one minute.. *sigh*>>> correct
merlilot
09-18-2002, 05:58 PM
Actually three if that makes you feel better.
Anyway
Yes, if she had nothing better to say.
Who said it, to whom, who else was there, and who was the speaker talking about?
elengil
09-18-2002, 09:06 PM
ooh ooh that was Gimli to Legolas at the edge of Fangorn about the messages Gandalf brought from Galadriel (when Gimli thought he didnt get one and legolas asked if he would want her to speak of his doom)
merlilot
09-19-2002, 02:45 PM
Oui, Monsieur! Continuez, sil vous plait...
elengil
09-20-2002, 02:18 AM
Be careful friends, speak no secrets! Here is a scholar in the Ancient Tongue.
merlilot
09-20-2002, 02:38 PM
Gildor to his company of Elves when Frodo said "Elen Sila Lumenn Omentielvo"
smilies/biggrin.gif
Artanis
09-20-2002, 06:37 PM
The one about the road was Bilbo, quoted by Frodo Next is "Ah, so I look foul and feel fair?"
merlilot
09-23-2002, 06:26 PM
Artanis: your quote is Aragorn to Frodo in The Prancing Pony.
My turn!!
My companion, who, alas!, is overcome with wearyness
And here's another one since I have answered two:
"...he goes and rewards you for your cheek!" (by person 1) "Rewards! I cannot think of a more severe punishment." (by person 2)
Fallen King of Angmar
09-25-2002, 10:29 PM
merlilot-
quote number 1 = merry or pip
quote number 2 = person 1: merry or pip
person 2: Frodo? Gandalf?
merlilot
09-26-2002, 02:39 PM
quote 1: Merry. Close enough.
quote 2: person 1: Pippin. Person 2: Frodo.
Good job! Your go.
Thalindlorien Silverstone
10-26-2002, 07:30 PM
Oh yeah? Those are all easy-schmeazy fa sheezy-po-cheezy! Schwa!
~that was random~ Anyways....
Who sed this?
Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go to heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall and wind may blow and many miles be still to go! But under a tall tree I will lie and let the clouds go sailing by!
*HINT: it is in the book-page 88*
Yeah...I know, I am totally obsessed. I read the book 1 and a half times so far, memorized 6 and a half poems AND seen the movie who knows how many times! I could quote the whole thing to you, but that would take too long.
Good luck! smilies/rolleyes.gif
Morgoth Bauglir
10-26-2002, 08:06 PM
merry, sam or frodo?
and one and a half times isnt much.......ive read it 3 but some people here have read it over 30 times....
Laivine
10-27-2002, 08:55 AM
I've read the books 5 times... And I'm looking forward to reading them over again soon smilies/biggrin.gif
GaladrieloftheOlden
04-13-2003, 12:23 PM
Pippin? Merry?
Firondoiel
04-13-2003, 01:20 PM
That is Pippin, Sam, and Frodo in the chapter "Three is Company" in FOTR.
GaladrieloftheOlden
04-13-2003, 01:23 PM
"...and if you don't keep your feet there's no telling where you might be swept off to Bilbo.
Anything but Arwen
04-20-2003, 12:07 PM
My companion, who, alas!, is overcome with wearyness
I LOVE ^THAT BIT!!!!!!! Its so the funniest part... nobody is posting quotes...can I? Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease??? YAAAAAY! Let me think...
Ok, dead easy one...
" Neat work, Bill"
And...
"You'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin!"
And, last, but harder...
"Theres something fishy in this, My dear."
Ok, who said em, and what about?? Chop chop now!
Airehiriel
04-21-2003, 11:33 AM
Sam said "Neat work, Bill" to the pony, when he kicked someone...AHHHHH...Can't...remember...who!!
Was it Bill Ferny?
[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
Anything but Arwen
04-21-2003, 11:42 AM
Well done Airehiriel..... yes it was Bill Ferny, outside the gates of Buckland. Any takers on the other quotes? Come onnn!
Anything but Arwen
04-22-2003, 10:14 AM
Bumping this up to the top... reply!
Airehiriel
04-22-2003, 10:18 AM
I'm going to make another guess, and guess it is!
'There's something fishy in this, my dear.'
Would that be Lobelia?
Anything but Arwen
04-23-2003, 11:58 AM
Sorry Airehiriel, nope.
Want a hint?
It WAS a hobbit... there you go...
Anything but Arwen
04-24-2003, 12:31 PM
Bumping it up to the top again...if nobody gets it soon, I'll just have to tell you...
Airehiriel
04-25-2003, 02:16 AM
Okay, a female or male hobbit?
Anything but Arwen
04-28-2003, 06:44 AM
Male Hobbit...
want a REAL clue? Bilbo's party....
Tinuviel Took
04-29-2003, 03:25 AM
"You'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin!" was about who would bath first: "Eldest first or quickest first? you'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin" Frodo said it.
"Theres something fishy in this, My dear." was said by Old Rory Brandybuck to his daughter-in-law Esmerelda (they are Merry's mother and grandfather by the way) about the vanishing Bilbo. He continued with "I believe that mad Baggins is off again. Silly old fool! But why worry? He hasn't taken the vittles with him."
[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ]
Anything but Arwen
04-29-2003, 06:29 AM
Well done Tinuviel! Your turn!
Tinuviel Took
04-29-2003, 03:07 PM
Okay then, Try this one. "Are there no leaches amoung you?"
[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ]
Anything but Arwen
05-03-2003, 07:01 AM
I know!! Prince Imrahil, of Eowyn, who everyone thought had died, and he was chiding them for not realising she was actually alive...
Tinuviel Took
05-03-2003, 01:16 PM
Correctomondo! Your turn.
[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ]
[PiPPiN]
05-04-2003, 04:01 AM
"is he going to die?"
Tinuviel Took
05-04-2003, 07:38 AM
Pippin to Aragorn about Merry, in the houses of healing after Faramir and Eowen have been tended.
Anything but Arwen
05-04-2003, 12:16 PM
Oi! It was my turn! Nassty little THIEVES! You stole it from usss...
Right...ill shut up now...Grr...
"Gandalf has been saying many cheerful things like that," said ------- "He thinks I need keeping in order."
Chop chop now!
Anything but Arwen
05-05-2003, 06:59 AM
Bumping it up...
Anything but Arwen
05-06-2003, 06:35 AM
Come on peoples!! DO you need a HINT??
Tinuviel Took
05-07-2003, 03:24 AM
Oh sorry, I didn't notice that the wrong person posted that question. Anyway that would be Pippin in Rivendell to Frodo.
Anything but Arwen
05-07-2003, 06:37 AM
Well done Tinuviel...
Your turn! **hands Tinuviel the keybaord**
Tinuviel Took
05-07-2003, 11:05 AM
*tentitively takes the keyboard, desides it works better when plugged into the computer and commences to plug it in*
Okay then, how about this? "It all began with Pimple, as we call him"
Anything but Arwen
05-08-2003, 06:50 AM
That would be Tom Cotton, before the scouring of the Shire, to Frodo and pals, explaining what the HELL went wrong....soon to be Sam's father in law ^_^
Tinuviel Took
05-08-2003, 09:27 AM
The thread is yours for the time being. "If you can keep it worthless worm, muhahaha!" Sorry that was my evil world domination bent side, will try harder to repress him. He tends to alienate people, I can't imagine why. smilies/evil.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/smile.gif
Anything but Arwen
05-09-2003, 06:31 AM
Dont worry Tinuviel, ive got one of them too. Hes the one with the gravelly voice. then theres the guy with the squeaky voice and the one that grunts a lot...and the one that tells me to burn things...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway....
Oh, I cant be bothered to think of a book quote...let me see...
"Nice hobbit"
There. Easy peasy please dont kill me ^_^
Tinuviel Took
05-09-2003, 07:01 AM
Gollum to Frodo.
[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ]
Anything but Arwen
05-13-2003, 11:46 AM
No! Well..um...probably, but I was thinking from the fiiiilm...
Aladriel Celebrian
05-13-2003, 06:24 PM
Easy it's Gollum to Sam.
lothiriel
05-14-2003, 04:51 AM
Isn´t it Gollum?
Anything but Arwen
05-15-2003, 12:07 PM
Ok ok ok, its gollum!
Go ahead, quote away!
Anything but Arwen
05-19-2003, 06:24 AM
Dont make me post another quote of my own...
Anything but Arwen
05-20-2003, 06:59 AM
Right, that does it. If there isnt a new quote on here by the time I get home and online, im posting my own...
lothiriel
05-20-2003, 11:10 AM
Alright, I´ll go then:
"There are enough for us both."
Arafangwen
05-20-2003, 11:12 AM
Sam, or Pippin?
lothiriel
05-20-2003, 11:20 AM
No, it´s not Sam or Pippin.
Anything but Arwen
05-21-2003, 06:28 AM
Im thinking its Sam...
Orofaniel
05-21-2003, 08:32 AM
Is it Frodo?
Firondoiel
05-21-2003, 08:35 AM
That's Gimli to Legolas at Helms Deep in TTT.
lothiriel
05-21-2003, 01:18 PM
You are correct, Firondoiel!
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