Rip Off!!!!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Hehehe. I wanna do I rip off of LotR!! Here's how it goes (the WHOLE thing hopefully) Can be based on the book or the film. I'm gonna do a mixture.

*Bilbo is organising a HUGE party for him and Frodo's birthday*

Gandalf walks up to Bilbo's door and knocks on it.

Bilbo: "No visitors."

Gandalf: "Not even tough wizards who might get angry and set firework butterflies on you?

Bilbo: "Gandalf? Come in!" *mutters* "Wouldn't wanna make him angry."
~~~
Bilbo: "Cup of ale?"
Gandalf: "Oh, yes please!"
*There is a knock on the door*
Bilbo: "Confound these relatives. Never give me a moment of piece. What do you want?"
Voice: "You to hurry up and peg it"
Bilbo: "Sorry, not while I have my pressssssioussssss!"
Voice: "ok, I'll try again tomorrow."
Bilbo: "Sorry, won't be here!"
*person leaves*
Bilbo: "I want to see mountains again, Gandalf. Mountains. Go exploring again."
Gandalf: "So, you intend to go through with your little pathetic, useless, gonna fail plan then?"
Bilbo: "Um.... yes."
Gandalf: "Frodo suspects something."
Bilbo: Well, he would. He's a Baggins, not some Fool of a Took!"
***
You continue the story rip off now!

[LePetitChoux]

A thread like this has been done here (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000306) and here (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000307). http://www.smilies.nl/dieren/grommit.gif

[Elalia]

Sorry, can't think of ideas for Bilbo's party but I can probably think of some for when Bilbo puts the ring on and disappeares! So I'll let you do the next bit and I'll carry on later!

Love Elalia smilies/wink.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Ok, I'm not gonna be bossed around by moniters! Shadow_Staar told me not to!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

besides, those are topics, not forums! I want my own thread for this!!! There's has no order, but this does! I'm trying to get the WHOLE story IN ORDER! Besides LePetitChoux, you're not even a moderater here.... smilies/mad.gif

[LePetitChoux]

"Yes, yes," said Gandalf. "But there is no need to get angry."
Look, I didn't mean in any way to offend you or anything, just pointing out that threads like this one had been done in the past. Sorry for any offence caused!
smilies/frown.gif

[ January 11, 2003: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ]

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Sorry! So. On with the show!

*Bilbo's speach. Look at the original if you don't get this*
Bilbo: "My dear rucksacks and Cleaverhobbits, and my dear Gives and Alebucks, and Maggots, and Slims, and Mouseholeses, and Trumpetblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Badbodies, Brockflats and Disappointedhoofs"
Elderly hobbit: "Disappointedhooves"
Bilbo: "Disappointedhoofs. Also my annoying relatives the Sack-ville-Bagginses that I don't welcome to Bag End. Yesturday was my hundred and eleventh birth: I was eleventy-one! Fortunately I manged to have a good time yestuarday rather than being stuck here with you!"
*cricket, cricket*
Bilbo: "Anyhoo, I hope none of you are having fun because I hate you all!"

Ring bit comes next Elalia!

[Elalia]

Bilbo: I have better things to do, I have put this off far too long, I'm happy to announce this is the end of all your whining!
I'm going now, Goodbye!
*GASPS*

BILBO'S HOUSE

Gandalf: I suppose you think that was incredably clever!
Bilbo: Yes, of course I do, did you see their stupid faces!
Gandalf: There are many magic rings in this world and none of them should be used lightly, you could have at least made it look more exciting! Where were the fireworks Bilbo? The Fireworks!
Bilbo: You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you? I mean, he must have awful hay fever with eyes like that!
Gandalf: Two eyes as often as I can spare them
Bilbo: I'm leaving everything to him *mumbles=exceptmypreciousssss*
Gandalf: What about this ring of yours?
Bilbo: No, no he can't have it! Its mine, my own, my preciousssssssssssssssss!
Gandalf: I think you should leave the ring behind, is that so hard?
Bilbo: Yes! Of course it is! Its a MAGIC RING you know! I'm not exactly going to find another one am I! Sometimes Gandalf, you say the most stupid things! Why should I give it to Frodo? He dosen't deserve it! Who knows what he's been up to with eyes like that! Its mine, my own, my preciousssssssssssss!#
Gandalf: Please stop saying precious like that, its very irritating!
Bilbo: *mumblessomething*
Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks!
Bilbo thinks: Did he just grow 10 inches? Why has it gone all stormy, did I leave a window open? Oh well, I better give him a cuddle, before he grows 10 more inches!


Thats all I can think of right now, so you can do the next bit!

Love Elalia smilies/smile.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Frodo: Hello? Oh sorry, I'm not meant to be here yet... I'll come back later.
*Bilbo and Gandalf stare at him menacingly. He leaves*
Bilbo: I tried locking it up, but I-
Gandalf: Are we talking about Frodo or the One Ring?
Bilbo: The ring of course, though I did try and lock him up too. I can't rest without the ring in my pocket, and I don't klnow why.
Gandalf: Might it be that you're a possesive fool (of a took) and can't give things up for all the Mithril in middle earth. Rember your last habbit. It took you years to get over it.
Bilbo: I though you said you'd never mention that again!
Gandalf: Oh, I say many things, but I never remeber....

[Elalia]

Hehehe!
Good one! smilies/biggrin.gif

Love Elalia smilies/wink.gif

[Helkahothion]

Ill continue,

Gandalf: Well just drop the ring on the floor and leave I have things that I must see to.
Bilbo: What things?
Gandalf:Questions. Questions that need answering. Just leave the ring so I can go.
Bilbo: No its mine.
*Gandalf wacks the ring out of his hand and trows Bilbo out of the door*
Gandalf: Hmm he shure has gotten some weight on.
*Frodo comes in*
Frodo:Is Bilbo gone?
Gandalf:Yes
Frodo:Bilbo!!! He is gone hassn't he?
*picks up the ring and walks over to Gandalf*
Gandalf: Yes he has gone to stay with the elves. He has left you everything.
*The scene with the enveloppe follows and Gandalf leaves*

You can carry on from here.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[ElentariGreenleaf]

GOOD ONE Helka.... Helkahoni... person!

[Helkahothion]

Dear Elentariegreenleaf,

Thank you, and if Helkahothion is a to tyiring name for you to write smilies/wink.gif just call me Anuion

Greetings,

Anuion
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[ElentariGreenleaf]

Anuion. Ok. wow, you're on at the same time as me. I was posting in my englsih lesson earlier (instead of doing my eassay!) It's break now. I'll be on at lunch, then after 6.

[Alphaelin]

Scene w/evelope follows and Gandalf leaves

Frodo: 'Yesssss! Bag End is mine at last!! Wooooo!'

Frodo puts loud music on stereo & dances down the hall in Bad End singing, 'Mine! All mine at last! Sam! Merry! Pippin! Par-tay!!!'

The Hobbit Boys show up with plenty of Ale, Hobbits' Leaf, and Potato Chips.

Meanwhile Gandalf gallops to Minas Tirith, finds scroll, reads it and returns to Bag End. Knocks on door repeatedly, but can't be heard over loud music, laughter and shouting inside. Finally gives up and goes to sleep in the petunia bed.

Inside:
Sam, woozily: 'Mishter Frodo, let'sh move the party to th' inn. It'sh been going on for a week." Gestures and almost falls over. "We're out of food.'

The Hobbit Boys and various Hobbit Girls stumble past the sleeping form of Gandalf and stagger off to the Green Dragon.

Gandalf wakes up, sees open door to darkened Bag End and moves inside to finish nap among ale bottles, empty potato chip bags and the occasional abandoned pipe.

Frodo finally decides to return home. He leaves the Green Dragon and returns to Bag End. He enters and Gandalf scares the bejeebers out of him coming out of the dark.

[Helkahothion]

I'll just continue from there,

Gandalf:Is it secret? is it save?
Frodo:Hick, hello funny man do you want to buy a monkey.
*gandalf raizes his staff and a thunderbolt strikes Frodo. The hobbit is completly sober.
Gandalf:Is it secret? is it save?
Frodo:Yes let me just get it for you.
*Frodo grabbs a painting from the wall and opens the save hidden behind it.*
Frodo:Here you go.
The whole scene with the fire happens and Sam is being draged in.
Gandalf:Samwise Gamgee have you been eaves dropping?
Sam:Yes mister Gandalf and I still am aswel.
*Sam grabs an eav out of his pocket and drop's it.*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry I just had to put that last part in.

Continue from there.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

*Sam grabs an eav out of his pocket and drops it*
Gandalf: Well stop. It's annoying. Besides you and Frodo have to go on a long journey which youre probably going to die on.

Ssam&Frodo: No way!!

Gandalf: Well, what if I give you this super cool chain for your Ring? *takes out chain*

Sam&Frodo: Okay! *Frodo grabs the chain and puts the Ring on it around his neck. Pippin and Merry walk in*

Pippin: Hello *hic* whats uuuuup maaaan?

Merry: Heeeey *hickup* its Gandy! Hey man! I never knew you had a pet Snuffleuppagus! (sp?) *Goes over and pets Frodo on the head* Hey Snuffy! Hows Big Bird?

*Gandalf sighs and makes the other two hobbits sober again.*

Gandalf: Okay, just for that you two are coming also.

Pippin: Right! Where are we going?

Sam: I dunno. We're supposed to go on a really long journey.

Pip&Mer: Okay.

Sam: And we might die.

P&M: Okay.

Sam: Really horrible deaths

P&M: Okay.

Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REALLY horrible deaths.

P&M: Okay.

Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REAL-

Frodo: Enough of that. Be quiet and start packing.

Gandalf: I must go to see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful.

Frodo: Yeah okay whatever. Bye now.

Gandalf: HMPH! *Stomps out door*

Pretty lame, but ah me! I cant do better!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

*when four hobbits meet the elves*
Sam: Whats that Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: I don't know and I don't care! Go back to sleep.
Sam: But I can't! It's elves, Mr Frodo. I want to see them!
Pippin: We're going to Rivendell, what more do you want?
Merry: Here Sam, drink this Ale.
Sam: *gets v. drunk v. quick* Hay! Elves! Wait! *Strips and runs starkers in front of everyone. The evles drop dead at such a horrible sight. They have never seen such a thing!*

Lame.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

continuing....
After the elves drop dead, they all fall asleep including Sam, who is still buck nakey in the middle of the road. The Ringwraith comes.
Wraith:Ringggggg....Bagginssssss.....
The Wraith sees Sam.
Wraith:Ahhh.....Myy eyesss are ssssoiled....
Drunkennnnn hobbitssssss....
The Ringwraith gallops off on his horse.
Day comes, and the hobbits all wake up. Including Sam...who is hung over.
Sam: AAAH!! What happened? Where are my clothes? *Sees dead elves* AAH!!! DID I KILL ALL THE ELVES? OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED?
Frodo: Shut up Sam..they're..uh...sleeping. Getting tans.
Sam: Oh okay. *Gets dressed* Well, let's be off then!
A Wraith gallops up.
Wraith: Bagginsss...the ringggg....
Pippin: Wait a minute...you don't come into the book for a few chapters.
Wraith:Ooopss....myy badddd....
The Wraith gallops off again.
Merry: There is a problem Frodo. Where are we going?
Frodo:Uhm..I don't know. Gandalf didn't tell us.
Gandalf suddenly appears in front of them.
Gandalf: Go to the Prancing Pony.
Frodo: Thanks for telling us before, dimwit!
Gandalf: Shut up. I'm going to save your lives in a few chapters so be nice orI'll let you die.
P,M,F,S:Okay.
Gandalf disappears and the hobbits continue to the Prancing Pony.

[Bekah]

I can't think of anything to add at the moment, but may I suggest the volume's title?

'The Felonship of the Ring'.

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

[ElentariGreenleaf]

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

eh? That's my name!

[Bekah]

It's mine! They stoles it froms uss...my precioussss....

Seriously, my email address is elentari@xtra.co.nz - Elentari is my name!

Lots of love & God bless,

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

[Bekah]

I don't want to violate Tom, so can we miss him out? If we can, I've got something for when they reach the Prancing Pony. Otherwise I'll just wait.

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

[ElentariGreenleaf]

ARG! MINE! MY OWN! MY PRESIOUS!

Yes. We will skip Tom. But I soooo wanted to make fun of the nakey bit!

[Bekah]

'Nakey bit'?

Sorry, you've lost me here...which is actually quite unusual when it's LOTR related...

~ Elentari (it's mine, my preciousss...)

[ElentariGreenleaf]

You know, when they get rescued from the Barrow Wight.

~Elentari (mine, keep ya paws off, I was a member here first!)

[Bekah]

Gotcha! smilies/smile.gif

Elentari is my name! You had the luck of having it as your public-name because you were a member here first! I, on the other hand, was unable to use this name because somebody had already stolen it!! smilies/mad.gif smilies/mad.gif

I think you might be evil... smilies/evil.gif

Lots of love anyway and God bless!

~ Elentari (note the name...)

[dragoneyes]

*The hobbits carry on walking without event*
Merry: It would be far more interesting if we went through the old forest.
Pippin: Good original name that!
Frodo: Yes, let's go through the old forest
*They turn around and walk to the old forest*
Pippin: Oooo! It's scary in there! Do we have to go?
Frodo: Well we're here now, so yes.
*They enter the forest*
Sam: I don't think the trees like us being here.
Trees: We certainly don't! You're treading on our feet!
Sam: *Jumps off a tree-root* Oops, sorry.
Pippin: We only want to get through!
Trees: We're not stopping you.
Merry: Yes, why did you say that Pippin?
Pippin: I don't know...
Frodo: Oooh look a stream! Lets follow it into the darkest, most evil part of the wood!
Sam, Merry, Pippin: Alright.
*They follow the stream and finally come across old man willow*
Sam: I feel sleepy.
Pippin: Me too.
*they sit at the base of the willow and fall asleep*
Splash
Frodo: ARG!
Sam: Hmmm?
Frodo: I'm drowning!
Sam: In what?
Frodo: In the river!
Sam: Frodo, stand up.
Frodo: Oh yeah.
Frodo: Stupid tree *kicks the tree*
*high pitched, muffled ow emits from the tree*
Sam: Was that the tree?
Pippin: No, It was me! Can't you see my legs?
Frodo: Ah, I see now.
*pulls the legs*
Pippin: OW! That's not helping
Sam: Merry's trapped too!
Merry: You quick minded little hobbit you!
Frodo: *panics and runs around* Help help!
POP!
*everyone is standing on the other side of the old forest*
Merry: What happened there?
Frodo: Who knows?
*they continue walking towards the Barrow Downs*

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)
AAH! Bekah is my name too except its spelled B-E-C-K-A and its my real name.
thats crazy
aanyways...

*The hobbits continue walking towards the Barrow Downs*
Pippin: What's that?
Sam: I don't know..but it's flying straight towards us!
All: AAH! IT'S A ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE HOBBIT EATER!! AAAH!!
The hobbits run away back into the Old Forest, right through back to the other side. SOMEHOW (i'm not too sure) they make it to the Prancing Pony.
Frodo: Excuse me...
Butterbur ignores him. Frodo tries again and again but no result. FINALLY...
Frodo: HEY YOU NITWIT DOWN HERE!!!
Butterbur: Yes? How may I help you?
Frodo: Give us some rooms.
Butterbur gives them rooms and they go to eat cheese and drink ale in the bar.

[Bekah]

Hah! My Christian name is Rebekah, as in the Bible way of spelling. But my nickname, when I'm not called Elentari, is Bekah. And I couldn't use Rebekah for my name because apparently somebody already has it, so I used Bekah. If anyone spells my name wrong I tend to get a bit annoyed, and people calling me Rachel (starts with 'R' and is in the Old Testament) is a bit old too.

Anyway...may I add a bit just after they spot the 'one-eyed one-horned etc' - they do the actions to that song?

Oh, and before I forget, can somebody please tell me how to edit one of your own messages?

~ Elentari (aka Rebekah, aka Bekah)

[Bekah]

Can I do Bree? It might take a little while typing up, but I'd like to do it.

~ Elentari

[Bekah]

Arggh! I typed in half my Bree thing and then I lost it! Grr...I hate this computer! smilies/mad.gif smilies/mad.gif smilies/mad.gif

If anyone sees/reads something that sounds extremely similar to this, that'll be 'cos I copied it! smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Okay, here goes...the hobbits in their rooms...

M: Ouch! I swear that roof is only 1 foot 3" off the ground. I'm going to kill that butter person, he said that these were 'nice hobbit holes'! Nice my foot...(continues to grumble under his breath).

P: Stop complaining - did you see those hobbit lasses? Ooo-lala!

S: I think you've had a bit too much to drink, Pipsqueak *outrage expressed from Pippin's corner* - don't you think 10 pints is a little too much for a hobbit of your size?

F: Yeah...there aren't any girls - more's the pity - not even ugly ones!

*A loud knocking at the door*

M, trying to be melodramatic: There's a knocking without!

S&F: Without what?

M: Without a door, idiots!

F: Watch your mouth, young hobbit - I'm 17 yrs older than you!

S, at the same time as F: Let me get this -

*The knocking comes again*

S: - straight: there's a knocking, without a door? Nobody knocks on thin air!

M, ignoring Sam and muttering rebelliously under his breath about Frodo: It shows, too - you can't score half as many chicks!

Impatient, loud voice: Look just open the bloody door will you? It's in the script!

*The hobbits quickly check their script, a book in a red covering*

Hobbits: Yeah, he's right, better open the door etc.

*They open the door*

F: Oh yeah, I forgot, I was supposed to ask you about Gandalf - know where the old bugger is? {sorry for swearing so many times, guys}

B: Nah, haven't seen the old bloke for six months - but you're due in the room, guys, remember? You're supposed to do the thingy with that ring, Lij, and turn invisible.

F, hissing: I'm not Elijah, I'm Frodo, got it? I'm Frodo!

B: Okay, okay, keep your hair on - you might like to know that Strider's been asking about you fellows.

F: Strider?

B: Oh yeah, you haven't met him yet, have you...come on.

F, impatient: You forgot the letter!

B: No, that's when you meet Strider and come up with the old ba***rd {sorry for swearing again}

F: Are you sure?

B: Look, just come on!!!!

F: Okay, okay...

*Hobbits leave*

In the room...

S: I don't think letting Pippen drink any more is a good idea...there's that guy in the green cloak, Frodo, better check him out...

Okay, so this is pretty lame. Maybe it's a rip-off of a rip-off...you know, I read something like this on Sarcasm on Tolkien and it really messed my LOTR up...try having Sam saying things like 'Long live the Revolution' and putting razor-blades in Frodos scrambled eggs...can I do Rivendell? Please? Oh please oh please oh please...

Lots of love to all crazy LOTR fans (I guess that includes me)...and God bless you!

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

P.S. TTT = The Two Towels (but only in a rip-off like this)

[Blue Elf]

OOH!!! Gollum wants to do a chapter!! (Gollum is what I refer to myself as sometimes...a lot...)

(in the common room)

Merry: Umm...

Sam: Yeah...

(Painful silence)

Pippin: HELLO!! FRODO!!

Frodo: (yawning) What?

Pippin: THE RING THING!!

Frodo: Oh yeah...um, hold on...(searches his pockets for the Ring) A ha!! (puts it on. Nothing happens.) Darn, wrong ring. I'm sure it's in here.......(takes out another ring) Oh, this is it. (puts it on and dissapears) Oh, this is sooo cool!!

Pippin: I want one too...oh yeah...we're supposed to be shocked...

(an hour goes by, and Frodo is still running around invisible)

Strider: Um, guys...I can't be waiting much longer, I'll miss the news. Frodo, really...

Frodo: Fine....meanie. (takes off Ring)

Strider: (growling) Grr...you shouldn't do that, it's bad.

Frodo: Okay. Can we go to my room now? I want the letter, I want to see what it says!!

(everyone goes up to the room, and Butterbur comes in)

Butterbur: For you, Mr. Underhill.

Frodo: (reading out loud) Barnabas....I love you so much, I am thinking of you a lot.....and after we elope and marry--

Butterbur: (blushing, grabs the letter from Frodo) Oh...heh...heh...wrong letter. It's not mine, of course....really!!

Frodo: Of course....(reads Gandalf's letter) Okay....well.... I can't read his writing!!

Merry: He must be a doctor.

Strider: Let's just go to Rivendell, please!!

(everyone): Okay.

Well, Gollum tried to write a chapter....and please, I would really like to do the Council of Elrond (but if someone else is dying to do it more than me, I will *reluctantly* let them do it). Or whoever said they wanted to do Rivendell mean they meant the Council? Oh well...

[Bekah]

Split it in half. One half does Many Meetings and the other the council. If you really, really, really want to do Many Meetings you can, but otherwise I'd like to do it.

I'm going to retire for a while.

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

[Blue Elf]

Oh, that fits perfect....I don't care to do Many Meetings at all, and I wouldn't have done it anyhow....I want to do the Council. Is that okay with you?

[Bekah]

Cool! smilies/cool.gif

~ Elentari

[Bekah]

Elentari Greenleaf, owing to two stupid mistakes made by me I was unable to reply to your message. However, my Christian name isn't Elentari (though I might consider changing it when I'm older...); my real name is Rebekah. Sorry to have misled you that far.

God bless,

~ Rebekah (alias Elentari)

[Blue Elf]

Cool...my middle name is Rebbecca, but I don't know how to spell it, and I am just guessing on a spelling right now.

Is anyone going to write the part on Weathertop? Make the Nazgul win, and the quest be over, mwahahahahaha!!!! (just kiddding!!)

[dragoneyes]

*They walk through the midge water Marshes*
All of them: Ouch! ow! ooch! Eek!
*They leave the midge water marshes*
Sam: Thank goodness for that!
*Strider leads them to Weathertop*
Strider: This is the watch tower of Amon-Sul
Pippin: What exactly was it watching? There's not anything particularly interesting to watch around here.
Merry: He has a point!
Strider: Yes, they were drunk when they built it, they thought it'd be a laugh.
*They finally reach weathertop*
Strider: I'm going to leave you for no reason what so ever now.
Frodo: Fine with us!
Strider: Before I go, have some weapons which aren't at all useful to you because you have no idea how to use them.
Frodo: Thanks!
*Strider gives them the weapons then leaves*
Pippin: Shall we start a fire?
Frodo: No that would be silly with ringwraiths all around wouldn't it!
Merry: But we're hungry! And Strider said we could!
Sam: No he didn't.
Merry: *Checks script* He's supposed to have said that anyway!
Strider: *pops back in* Before I forget again, you can build a fire if you want!
Merry: *Sticks out his tongue at Sam* Told you so!
*Sam mutters darkly while everyone else sets up a fire and starts eating*
Ringwraith: Sccrreeeeeeccchhh!
Pippin: What was that?
Ringwraith: Scccrrrreeeeeeeeech!
Merry: Sounds like a...
Pippin, Frodo, Merry: RINGWRAITH!
Sam: I was against the fire idea all along, but did you listen? No!
Frodo: Shut up and hurry up! We've got some strangely useful set of stairs to run up.
*They all run up the stairs*

[Blue Elf]

AHAHAHA!!

[Helkahothion]

Here I go again,

They reich the stairs and go stand with there back's together.

p:Why are we standing like this? We do not know anything about defending.

s smilies/biggrin.gifo we HAVE to keep mentioning the script? This is starting to look like some Rip-of from a movie.

f:Oh my gawd! There they are.

The ringwraiths enter the ring.
The Hobbit's start laughing.

R#1: What?! What is it?

f:I notice that you have been out of Arda for a long time. I mean, for god sake. Black is so pass?.

r#1:Hey don't tease us. We don't have a choice. Sauron makes us wear these things. We are slaves to his will remember?

m:Hmmm sad, very pityful.

s:Back you devil's.

r#1: Can't we all just get along? Just give us that ring and no one get's hurt.

f:Sorry the ring is mine. Finder's keepers.

m:Yeah! Go pick on someone your own size.

Strider walks in the ring screaming and charges the wraiths.

r#1: Hey wait you moron. That little guy is supposed to be invissible and I should stab him with a poisones blade and cause a wound that you can't cure and will almost defenetly lead to his death.

Strider: Hm sorry.

Strider back's of in a corner and wait's till Frodo reappears with a lethal wound. Frodo comes back and strider scares the ringwraiths away.

Strider:Boo!!!!

RW's: IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEHHHHHHHHH

Strider walks over to Frodo.

f:G*dd*mnit. Peter, you @ss. They used a real Morg?l blade.

PJ:Sorry Eli... uhm Frodo.


carrie on from there. smilies/smile.gif

And people. Stop b*tching about a name. There are PM's for such things. Firsth one get's to keep the name. And sig's can be similar.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[ElentariGreenleaf]

Strider: He has been stabbed by some silly old Mordorish blade and I cna't cure him.
S: OH NO! He's going cold..... oh well. Lets make him ride a pony *Bill suddenly appears* for 16 days.
F: And I won't say when I feel like I'm about to die and make the whole situation worse!
Strider: And I'll talk to Frodo occasionly, being completely blind and not noticing how bad he looks.
M: and I'll do nothing
P: And I'll say stupid comments which depress every one!
Strider: Agreed?
f,s,m,p: Agreed!

[Blue Elf]

....the way we are treating the characters, they're sure to quit on us...

Poor, poor Frodo. Maybe he'll die, and then we won't have to worry about dramatic drowning scenes anymore!!

Those were funny, btw!!

[Bekah]

I have to agree there! smilies/biggrin.gif

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

P.S. I promise I'll stop bi*ching about who gets Elentari for a name - as long as I can keep it!! smilies/biggrin.gif No, seriously, I don't really mind Elentari Greenleaf being Elentari as long as I can be Elentari as well.

Oh goody, they put asterisks in automatically when you swear. I'm not being sarcastic here, I really do think that's good. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

so the partial Fellowship makes their way towards Rivendell. Frodo keeps making weird noises so Strider stops to find some stuff to shove in his mouth so he will shut up. he and sam go off lookin for it.
Strider finally finds some non poisonous (or so he hopes) weedy things.
Strider: Hi Glorfy.
Glorfindel comes out of hte bushes.
Glorf: Damnit Ara-Strider! I was supposed to surprise you!
Strider: Too bad. Ha ha loser.
Glor: Shutup. Where's the noisy hairy thing?
Strider: Bill's back with the hobbits.
Glor: NOO stupid! I mean Frodo.....*mumbles something about too much pipeweed*
Stri:What was that?
Glor: Uh...nohting. Lets just get Frodo to Rivendell. *under his breath* Silly twit.
Stri: I heard that.
Glo: What? I didnt say anything...what? *tries to look innocent...but needless to say he doesnt succeed.
S: Well ive been trying to get Frodo to shut up but he wont.
G: Its okay ill put him on Asfaloth and then he'll take him to Rivendell and we'll never have to hear those annoying sounds again!
S: Theyre gonna kill him? YESS! I mean--what a pity. *snicker snicker*
G: Gawd, are you stupider than i thought?
S: Maybe...never checked.
G: *siiigh* Elrond's going to CURE him Ara-Strider!
so Glorf and Strider go back to the hobbits.

[Blue Elf]

Love Glorfindel's description of Frodo smilies/biggrin.gif

Actually, that whole part would work beautifully with the bad FotR captions site, one of them saying something along the lines of "Soon you will be dead" instead of "Soon you would have been dead". But those aren't exact quotes cause I don't remember it correctly...

That was soooo funny. But if they really want Frodo gone, the correct thing is to take a voodoo of him. Voodoos are the solution to everything. I'm trying to make a voodoo of my brother.... smilies/evil.gif

Well, that was hilarious!!

[dragoneyes]

*Glorfindel picks up Frodo and puts him on Asfaloth*
Glorfy: *in Elvish* Right, Asfaloth, you go ride to the Rivendell and we'll follow you at an all too leisurely pace.
Asfaloth: You're lumbering me with him? Damnit!
Bill: Hey, at least you've got one ill, thin hobbit there instead of four hungry hobbits' supplies!
Asfaloth: Yeah, but I'm a pure Thoroughbred!
Bill: So?
Asfaloth: You're just a pack pony, not nearly as well bred as me!
Bill: If Sam wasn't standing between me and you, I'd charge at you.
Asfaloth: So what if Sam's standing in the way?
Bill: I'd probably trip over him.
Asfaloth: Hmmmm, must all be part of being a mongrel.
Bill: *mumbles something about being inbred*
*meanwhile Strider and Glorfy have been chatting about the weather in Elvish*
Pippin: What do you think they're saying?
Merry: Must be really important.
Strider: *Elvish* They say it's going to rain tomorrow.
Glorfy: *Elvish* Really? Darn, well there go my plans for a BBQ!
Sam: Hey! Have you decided on anything yet?
Strider: Hmmm? What? Oh, right, yeah we're sending Frodo off to Rivendell.
*Smacks Asfaloth who bolts off*
Sam: Those wraiths are out there!
*Strider and Glorfy look at each other*
Strider, Glorfy: Your point?
*the group walk slowly after Asfaloth*
Glorfy: *sniffs* You guys stink! Maybe Arwen had the right idea...

[Blue Elf]

This story isn't very nice to Frodo smilies/biggrin.gif

I just wanted to add in one phrase...

Sam: ...he's gone...
Merry: Oh, don't be so sad, I'm sure he'll make it to Rivendell just fine.
Sam: That's what I'm afraid of.

[dragoneyes]

That's just downright nasty! At least Merry and Pippin still like Frodo.

[Bekah]

Hah! Now, let's see...how about we make Merry a really treacherous criminal, and Pippin is his not so good pupil - the meaning going both ways!! Oh, I'm so horrible sometimes... smilies/evil.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

hehe! these are fun!
the Wraiths are chasing after Frodo and Asfaloth, and F&A finally make it to the Ford. They cross it.
Frodo: Haha loser Wraiths! YOU ALL SUCK!
Wraith2: Hissss...Bagginsssss....
All the Wraiths give Frodo the finger and begin to cross the water.
Frodo: CRAP! Asfaloth, bear me away!!
Asfaloth: Are you kidding me? Im sick of "bearing you away". Screw this, im going home!
He bucks Frodo off and gallops away.
Frodo: #^@^$%^&%^*^&*$#!!#$@$#@$@#!!!!
Wraiths: Our earssssss, ourr virginn earsssss...*gallop away on the horses*
Frodo: You guys are virgins! HA! LOSERS! Oh no, I feel faint. Why can't I feel my arm? Hey its cold! cool! Oh no Im blind!
Frodo (wuss) faints. He wakes up in Rivendell.
Frodo: Mmphj, jflk, garhhg..whut? HUUH? What?
Gandalf: What?
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: What?
Two hours later...
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Okay lets stop now.
Frodo: Gandalf....how did I get here?
Gandalf: I dont know. Even the writer of this section doesnt know.
Frodo: Oookay...
Gandalf: *ahem* prancing pony...
Frodo: Oh yeah! Gandalf you twit! Why the hell didnt you meet us in Bree?
Gandalf: I went to Saruman's and he made me stay in his tower because he was lonely and he wanted a slumber party. Then I whacked him with a Malibu Barbie and escaped. Now we're going to a council *under his breath* you stupid little hobbit.
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Dont start that again!
Pippin: Yeah, stupid!
Gandalf and Frodo look at Pippin.
Frodo: What the..? Why are you here?
Pippin: I followed the smell of ale.
Gandalf: heh heh....what ale? There's no ale in here...heh heh heh *looks about shiftily*

[ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

[Blue Elf]

Wait, so now we have Merry's school of evil and his pupil Pippin?? Real weird. **pictures Merry in a dark castle, cackling, and Pippin joining the cackling...**

And, oh, that chapter (what else do I call it?) was so funny!! And I tell you how Frodo got in Rivendell...ever seen the Emperor's New Groove? There's a part at the end, and no one can figure out how they got there first, and bla bla bla, am I making any sense? I don't think I am...

Fine, then. A gaint pegasus swoops up, thinking Frodo is a Barbie doll, realizes he isn't and drops him right of Gandalf's head!! Makes perfect sense to me!!

Sorry for being so mean to Frodo. smilies/frown.gif ...Well, not really smilies/evil.gif

[Bekah]

No, no, no! Think of it more like...Watson [tried] to learn detective skills from Sherlosck Holmes by watching him...or Hopkins doing the same. Except in this case, Pippin is watching Merry do all his blackmail and whatnot, trying (n.b. trying) to copy him...with a couple of hints from Merry. smilies/evil.gif

Sorry about the Sherlock Holmes example. It's one of the several books I'm reading at the moment.

~ Bekah, Elentari...which basically means 'Bekah, Queen of the Stars' smilies/biggrin.gif

[ January 24, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[dragoneyes]

someone wanted to do the council and things, I think we're waiting for you, or is it Many Meetings first?

[Blue Elf]

I was wondering myself. I'm doing the council, but Many Meetings is first.....I actually checked the book...

[Bekah]

Oops, sorry, I wasn't able to read my posts 'cos I was asleep, then away, and then the computer went and played up on me. smilies/frown.gif And I've still got a couple more posts to read and a visitor who's a potential barrowdowner. But I promise I'll write Many Meetings before I go to bed tonight. Sorry for any inconvienience.

[Bekah]

Right...somehow, they manage to stagger tipsily to the council.

Elrond: Right. There was something imprtant I had to tell you. Oh, yeah, there's visitors. I have a feeling that wasn't it, but everyone, that's Boromir with the great big shield, and that's Gimli, son of Gloin, remember him? He's the one with the axe... I mean that one with the axe...oh Gimli, just stand up, will you? *Gimli stands up* Thanks. And, there was that pret...the elf from Mirkwood, Lego-lass over there, the one with the nice...erm, clothes.

Gandalf, in a stage whisper: The ring..."one of you must do this"...

Elrond: Erm, yes, that's right. A certain ring is here. With Frodo. Be a good chap and put it on that thing over there, will you? *Frodo does so, reluctantly* Yes, now, you see, that thing on the thingy will have to be...what's the word...destroyed. And one of you will have to do it. And the only way it can be destroyed is by putting it in the fire of Orodruin. *someone asks where Orodruin is* Ahh, well you fellows might know it better by the name of Mt. Doom. *Someone asks where that is again* Erm...well, to tell you the truth...Mordor. So, can we have some volunteers, please?

Gimli: Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I reckon Elrond should do it. I mean, he seems happy enough to send everyone but himself to certain death and torture...

*General cries of "Yes, good idea, absolutely etc."*

Elrond, obviously uncomfortable: Me? Do you mean me? Well, um, I would really be bad for such a job...I'm thousands of years old, you know, got a bit of rheumatism...*makes an exaggerated show of general oldness* I mean, come on...

Gandalf: Look, Frodo's supposed to take the ring. I'm almost sure of it. I'll check the script...*checks the script*...yes, Frodo's supposed to go. Along with *reads out the companions from the script* 'Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Aragorn, Gimli, Lego-lass and...erm...um...

Everyone: Yes?

Gandalf, obviously agitated: Um...no one else.

*General disbelief*

Gandalf: Well...

*Arwen, clad in all sorts of knives, comes in*

Arwen: Whadimiss? Whadimiss? Sorry I'm a bit late, folks...

Frodo: She's not s'posed to be here! Elrond, tell her!

Elrond: Arwen, you're not supposed to be at the council.

Arwen: Oh, Dad, please...I promise not to touch any weapons for a week.

Elrond: No.

Arwen: A month?

Elrond: No, sorry Arwen honey, it's just not in the script.

*Arwen storms out*


Oh well, I'm tired. Can someone else finish the council? By the way, if you haven't guessed already, I've just made Lego-lass a girl. smilies/evil.gif

~ Elentari

[ January 26, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[Blue Elf]

Weren't you going to do Many Meetings??

**is confused**

Oh well, I don't mind, since that was funny. You are SOOO mean to Legolas. Oh well, so am I smilies/evil.gif


Elrond: Wait, so far we only have eight people coming....someone is missing. There were nine in the script I'm sure!!

(Arwen enters)

Elrond: No, not you Arwen.

(Arwen leaves, pouting)

Gandalf: No, no, there was no one else. Really.

Elrond: (grabs the script) Waaait!! You're supposed to go!!

Gandalf: NO!! I mean.......um....

Elrond: Fraidy cat!!

Gandalf: Not that. But I read ahead in the script, and apperantly I have to fight a big, scary Balrog. (starts crying)

Lego-lass: Oh don't cry!! Heeeey!! You made me a girl!!

Blue Elf: No, I didn't. But you don't want to be a girl?

Lego-Lass: No, girls are mean!!

Blue Elf: We aren't. Well, sometimes...but it wouldn't be funny if you weren't a girl...
Not to mention, I was planning on you and Gimli getting married...

Gimli: But I'm a girl!!

(Everyone): What??!???

Gimli: Yes...got a problem?

(Everyone): No, no...

Lego-lass: See, he's, uh, she's a girl, so I can't be if I'm going to marry him. Her. It.

Blue Elf: (grumbling) Fine, fine, you win.

Legolas: Yay!! I'm a guy!!

Gandalf: Yes *snicker* you are.

Legolas: Why is everyone laughing? (looks at himself) OH MY ERU!! I'M STILL IN A DRESS!! (blushes and runs into the dressing room)

Elrond: Hooo kay....um, request?

Blue Elf: Yes?

Elrond: No more intrusions by the author please...

Blue Elf: Meanie.

Elrond: Thank you. Okay, the council's over...coffee in the dining room!!

(in Bilbo's room)

Bilbo: I have something to give to you, Frodo.

Frodo: And...?

Bilbo: (falling asleep) Nwa?? (wakes up) Oh yes...here, for you. (gives Frodo a package)

Frodo: Ooh! Pwetty jacket!!

Bilbo: Yeah, it's mithril. Pretty tough stuff. Oh, here you can have my sword, Sting. I wired it with explosives just for you....um, I mean, it's engraved for you...yeah!!

Frodo: Ooh!! Pwetty!! (takes it all)

Bilbo: Can I see your Ring in return?

Frodo: Ooh!! Pwet--I mean, uh....is that in the script? (checks) Oh, of course.

Bilbo: GARAGLE!!!! (does the monster-y thing)

Frodo: AAAH!!

Bilbo: AAH!!

Frodo: AAH!!

Bilbo: Quit it!! Um, okay, you'd better be on your way then.

Frodo: Sure. Bye bye.

and so the Fellowship left, walking dramatically into the sunset (though in was still afternoon)...

Was that chapter even a little funny?

Who's turn is it next?

[Bekah]

Yes, it was hilarious. But...I wanted Legolas to be a girl!! smilies/frown.gif *bursts into tears*

Don't know why I didn't do Many Meetings. At least you got to finish the council and all. The main reason I wanted to do MM was to do introductions though, and I did that at the council.

Should be funny having a girl dwarf! Anyone read 'Feet of Clay', by Terry Pratchett? If you haven't, I suggest you do. Poor Cheery Littlebottom...

I really wanted to have Arwen sneak out after them and join up. Two girl elves
(Lego-lass and Arwen) who hang out. Oh, well...*chuckles at the thought of the dwarf* smilies/biggrin.gif

Lots of love and God bless,

~ Elentari

[ January 26, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

So the Fellowship continues into the afternoon sunset (Go figure) and finally they get to a place with a lot of boulders.
Boromir teaches Pip and Merry how to swordfight.
Boromir: Move your feet...that's better.
Pippin: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Merry: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Sam: What in Middle-Earth is THAT??
Gimli: Looks like Saruman's having a BBQ!!
Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! That isnt smoke, tis Crebain! Aw, crap now I have to go under a rock...*grumble grumble* just got my robe dry cleaned...gya' she...
They all hide under rocks and stuff and the Crebain fly over head.
Crebain: Idiots. I can see them through the bushes.
Voice: Gya' she!! mwa ha ha ha ha

[ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

[ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

[Bekah]

Look, if these people were going to swear, they wouldn't swear in English. So can we not have these kind of words?

~ Elentari (the other one smilies/biggrin.gif)

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Sorry.....i forgot about the children
Somebody please think of the children!!!
at least i did... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Bekah]

Hah! So how old are you, non-child?

I noticed you edited your message...thank you! smilies/smile.gif

~ Elentari

[ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

i am the child who is not a child! bwa ha ha ha ha
actually im 14
anyways here i go again because i have nothing better to do...my tummy hurts so im stayin home smilies/frown.gif
So the Fellowship vies(sp?) to go over Caradhras, but the mountain gets mad at them and throws big snowballs on their heads. So they decide to go into Moria but the water thingy grabs Frodo and the doors collapse so they are trapped.

[dragoneyes]

Woah! That was a tad rushed!

[Helkahothion]

Hm short but Powerfull I I might say,

Ill continue from the moments when all light faints.

Pippin (sings): Baby when the lights go off Tararara!

Gandalf:Be quite fool of a Took. You will lead the Orc's here.

*They walk along and reich the spot where Gandalf doesn't remember where he is.

Gimli (mutters): Bah I don't know why I boteered to go with this little camping tour. The catering stinks the member's are to little and the camp guide has not got a clue where he is going.

*Thunder strikes and Gimli fall's down beardless.*

Gimli: Crap that hurts you idiot!

Gandalf: Be quite now it is a four day yourney to the other side.

Continue from there.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Bekah]

This is the second time you've spelt 'reach' wrong, Anuion. You do know how it's spelt, don't you?

Child who's not a child, Horsemaiden? Oh well, it's just as nutty as non-child, I guess... smilies/biggrin.gif

~ Elentari, the second (I think! smilies/smile.gif)

[ January 28, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Aye, that is me. But I am quite nutty myself. Heh heh... oh No i just read the saddest story about Haldir and his love....Eru, it made me heavy-hearted...

[Bekah]

Right...I consider it my duty to resurrect this thread! So I am. And I'll post later.

~ Elentari II

[Helkahothion]

Hmph,

*Taps fingers*

I was kinda wondering where everybody went myslef.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[dragoneyes]

huh! I didn't see you posting here!

[Helkahothion]

Dear Dragoneyes,

I was waiting for the others smart mouth.

Greetings,

Anuion.

P.S. I'm not mad sweety.
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[ElentariGreenleaf]

I think everyone else was too.

[Bekah]

Which was pretty silly. I think there's a saying "If you want something done, do it yourself." Oh well...

I guess we should get on track and continue ripping the story off, otherwise the Barrow-wight will probably dislike this thread and close it.

~ Elentari II

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

so the Fellowship continues through Moria. When suddenly Gimli spazzes out on them and runs toward a chamber.
Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! Get back here!!
Gimli stops at a stone coffin.
Gimli: Waaaah!!! *sniff slobber slobber* WAAAAAAAH!
Gandalf: Quiet, you! Ahem ahem...'Here lies Balin, son of Fundin. Lord of Moria.'
Gimli: WAAAH!
Gandalf: QUIET! I'm not done. Ahem Ahem...'P.S. Gimli smells like old cheese! Bwahaha!'
Gimli: WHAT?!? That insolent...grrrrrumble grumble grr snarrl drool.
Pippin: Shut up. I have to knock a skeleton down a well. DOOSH! *skeleton goes flying* Bwahaha! Take that, bonesy!
The Fellowship stops chatting and stands in terrified silence as a distant noise grows louder...
Come, children! We must make new friends. Ah, my nose.
(A/N My MSN name is For Valentine's Day, Michael Jackson wants a box of chocolates and a dozen noses. Hahaha!! Love it! Sorry. Aaaanyways...)
Fellowship: NOOOOO!!! NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!! AAAAAAAAAH!

[Hirilaelin]

*in important voice* I am here to revive this thread! Post people, post!

Hirilaelin, Dragon Sorceress of Doom

[Bekah]

Did it get shunted down again? I didn't notice...

[dragoneyes]

I'm tired so this could possibly be a little strange...

*the fellowship get over the fright of Michael Jackson*
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Pippin: Errmmmm, next time? You plan on coming here again?
Gandalf: Well, it's quite nice when not infested with orcs and other such nasty things
Pippin: If you say so...
Gandalf: Yes I do! Now, hark! There are drums beating far away!
Gimli: Drums in the deep! We are doomed!
Boromir: A couple of drums and you think we're doomed?
Legolas: Weirdo dwarf!
Gimli: Is it gang up on the dwarf day today?
Aragorn: It is everyday, twit.
*Gimli continues crying*
Sam: Frodo! Your sword! It's glowing blue!
Frodo: That must mean...
Everyone excluding Legolas who is filing his nails: ORCS!
Legolas: *Looks up* Oh. What? Oh right, yeah, yrch.
Gandalf: Quickly! we must fight before we realise there is a perfectly good escape route over there!
Sam: Where?
Gandalf: Don't look! Or we shall have to use it and miss a rather thrilling battle scene.
Boromir: *runs to the door* They have a cave troll! *shuts the door*
*the troll sticks his foot through a hole in the door and Sam stabs it*
Troll: Oh you're so nasty you are! What did you go and do that for? I was only stopping the draft getting through! *runs away crying in pain*
Aragorn: What now?
Boromir: Well... we kill the orcs! You're not going to be a very good king if you can't work that out!
Aragorn: I will be a great king! The rhyme said so!
Boromir: You can't decide your entire future on a rhyme.
Aragorn: You did!
Boromir: Now that's different, that was a dream, my brother had it too y'know!
Aragorn: whatever you say!
*meanwhile orcs are storming in and everyone else s fighting desperately to fend them off*

That's enough for tonight I beleive, as my father so kindly pointed out, it is 1:00. Good night!

[Bekah]

1:00 am??? And you were on the computer??? smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif Are you in trouble, or are you just tired?

~ Elentari II, who if found on the computer at 1:00am would probably be grounded for life.

[Helkahothion]

Ill take it over from here Dragoneyes,

The Fellowship stabs, impales and break Orcs.

Legolas:Hey we have to get going. My nales ar dry and I want to show them of in Lothlorien.
Gandalf:You are right. Let's go guys.
Everybody runs away to the bridge and they all cross savely.
Aragorn:Hey Gandalf, get back here. You where supposed to fall of the bridge.
Gandalf realized that his sneaking away attemped failed and sighs.
Gandalf: I don't wanna fall of. It hurts.
Balrog:Is it me? What have I done wrong this time. Please let me join the fellowship. I will fit in. I promise.
Aragorn: Nope sorry. Now gandalf, would you be so kind to fall into the shadow so we can move on?
Gandalf(like a girl): Nooooooooo I don't want to.
Gandalf tries to run away, but Frodo grabs him.
Frodo:I got him. Quickly Boromir, Aragorn trow him in.
Boromir and Gandalf grab Gandlaf and trow him in.
Gandalf:Fool of a Baggins. You will pay dearly for this.
Frodo laughs evily and shows the ring.
Frodo:Bring it on Mithadan.
The fellowship rushes of and reich the outskirts of the Mountain.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[dragoneyes]

Bekah, I didm't get into trouble, my dad's obviously a little more lenient than your parents. Plus it's half term, so I didn't have to get up very early. I still did though.

There's just one thing I have to add:
Frodo: Amazing!
Merry: What?
Frodo: I got right through Moria without a single cut or bruise!
Everyone else: Oh well done! Bravo! Jolly good show! *they applaud Frodo*
Frodo: *bows* Thankyou, thankyou!

[Helkahothion]

We just got out of Moria.

Ill continue.

The fellowship walks out of Moria and into the Golden wood.

Gimli:I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. OH!
*They are surrounded by elves.*
Gimli:Well, here's one dwarf they won't ensnare so easely.
*Gimli charges the elves and cut's Haldir's head of.*
PJ: John, that was not suppesed to happen. Paste Haldir back together. He will be killed in the battle of Helm's deep.
pasted Haldir: What!? Tolkien never send me there!
PJ: Shut up Haldir. See this tag? It says producer/director. SO unless you shut up, your back scrapping the garbage for food again!
*Haldir mutteres about some services he did for the role and continues his speach.*

Ok that was smilies/evil.gif .

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Annunfuiniel]

Poor Haldir! smilies/biggrin.gif
But the show must go on...

Gimli: It isn't safe here, let's go back!
Haldir: After that last one? In your dreams, babe! The Lady is expecting you so you'd better follow me. But before that we have to cover your eyes, dwarf.
Gimli: Noooooooooooo, not my eyes! *goes hysteric* I'm afraid of the dark!!
Everybody: smilies/eek.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif
Aragorn: Dude, you live in a cave...
Gimli: Oh, sorry. All this has just been so stressing for me. *sniff*
Frodo: For YOU!! Get a grip, whiner!
G: Am not.
F: Are too.
G: Am not.
Haldir: WAIT! You make my head hurt.
Gimli: Oh, and I thought it was my axe.
Haldir: Haahaa, veeeeery funny. Now, your eyes...
*Merry has an idea - goes and whispers something to Aragorn who whispers it to Haldir*
Gimli: Hey, that ain't polite.
Aragorn: We were just thinking wouldn't it be nice to play some game while the night is still so young. What would you say about blindman's buff?
Gimli: Oh goody, want to be the first seeker!
Aragorn: Damnit, I wanted to be that. Well ok, you can be it, but only this once!

Here you are, hope you enjoy!
smilies/smile.gif Next to meet the Lady...

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL! Great! I love them all. Unfortunately I'm sitting in the computer chair sneezing and blowing my nose constantly. I can't use my brain tonight. Durned cold...

[dragoneyes]

Why do you need a brain?

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Why, to make funnies of course! At least I do. Oi, I scared my dog when I was blowing my nose...that can't be good...
Oh wait! I've got one!
*The Fellowship stares in awe as the Lord and Lady of Lorien glide down the stairs*
Merry:*whispering to Pip* She's so graceful...
*Galadriel trips and falls headfirst down the stairs while Celeborn looks on in distaste*
Galadriel: GRR!! I thought I told Haldir to salt those stairs!!!
Celeborn: Now, dear, I thought I told you to stop wearing those stilettos. You know you can't walk in them!
*Galadriel lifts her skirt up a bit so the bright pink heels can be seen*
Galadriel: But they're so pretty...

[Goldberry]

lol good one Horse-Maiden! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Annunfuiniel]

Let's see, how should we continue?
Maybe...*idea*

Celeborn: Where is Gandalf?
*Galadriel looking around not-so-sharp-eyed*
Frodo: Oh, it was terrible: Balrog came...a huge battle...Gandalf...there was nothing we could do to help him...*sob sob*
Pip: Gandalf? Yes, I remember how Aragorn and Borom...
Frodo: Fool of a Took!
Pip: Yeah, that reminds me of him too! Oh sweet memories...
Celeborn: Cut to the chase! Galadriel?
*quiet*
Celeborn: Galadriel!!
Galadriel: Umh? Hmmmff... What? I was thinking what to wear in that scene where I gently and oh-so-elvishly come down the stairs. What do you think, should I choose that silvery one? It has those nice sleeves which...
Haldir: *whispers* You should be doing that mind-reading and speaking thing.
Galadriel: Well yack, that's just disgusting! Mortals have so twisted minds.
Celeborn: *mutters* Says one with pink high-heels -obsession...
Frodo: You obviously have better and more important things in mind, Lady Galadriel, and we have nothing to hide so we may as well skip that part.
Galadriel: Oh goody, you're nice. Maybe I'll let you take a look in my mirror.
Frodo: And what will I see?
Galadriel: Well, quite a pretty face, curly hair...

That's it for tonight...or actually it's 10 a'clock in the morning here!

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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Ha ha! I shall resurrect this thread.

Frodo: So Galadriel what will I REALLY see when i look in here?
Galadriel: I dunno. it changes from time to time. It costs money though.
Frodo: Aw, gee. I'm flat broke...
*Galadriel picks up Frodo by his feet and shakes him upside down, and about $100 falls out of his pockets.
Frodo: Heh heh...um, how much does it cost?
Galadriel: All you got.
Frodo: WHAT?!?
Galadriel: Cough it up, buster.
*Frodo grudgingly hands her the money*
Galadriel: Now look in the mirror. I wanna go back to bed.
*Frodo looks in the mirror, but he screams and falls on the ground rubbing his eyes and crying*
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw....no wait, actually i dont. What did you see?
Frodo: Horrid....Celeborn....dancing.....LEATHER!!!!
Galadriel: WHAT?!?!? *storms off upstairs muttering curses in elvish*

s'all.

[dragoneyes]

*The naxt morning the fellowship leave lorien in quite a hurry, Frodo avoiding Celeborn as much as possible. They are given boats and Aragorn immediately rushes to the bow of his and stares out forwards in his best heroic pose, sheilding his eyes from the suddenly blinding sun*
Sam: Aragorn, we've not even untied the boat. Speaking of untying, I need rope!
Random elf: Sure here have some. *hands Sam some rope*
Rope: *barks*
Sam: wow, it's almost magical
Elf: Almost magical? Are you dense? The rope just flippin barked!
Sam: I suppose elven magic is just too subtle for folk like me to notice it.
Rope: *barks in agreement*
Elf: Subtle? You call that subtle?
Sam: Why yes, it feels different to normal rope somehow, yet looks and acts the same as normal rope
Rope: *barks*
Elf: You call that normal?
Sam: Well no, not quite, it has a sort of Elven quality.
Elf: What? You must have some really weird rope where you come from!
Galadriel: Before you go! I have some gifts.
Fellowship: PRESENTS! *rush to Galadriel and line up*
Galadriel: To you Legolas, I give a bow.
Legolas: Wicked! *runs off to test out bow*
Galadriel: To you, Pippin, I give a belt and things.
Pippin: Excellent!
Galadriel: And you Merry, you get exactly the same.
Merry: Why does everyone do that? Oh, Pippin would like that, so Merry must like it too! *mumbles a bit more*
Galadriel: Aragorn, you get some stuff which isn't actually all that useful.
Aragorn: Wowee!
Galadriel: Brormir, here, a belt.
Boromir: Oh gee, a belt. I couldn't have got that anywhere in Gondor at all! No, of course not.
Galadriel: Sam, here, I present to you... a box of dirt.
Sam: Amazing!
Galadriel: Amazing? I thought that was the worst of the lot! Anyway, to you Frodo, I give you something which might possibly be useful. Here, I give you a glass jar.
Frodo: How is a glass jar useful?
Galadriel: I don't know, you could pawn it somewhere when you run out of money.
Frodo: But wait! It glows!
Galadriel: It glows? Damn! The fireflies got in it again!

[Airehiriel]

Welcome back Bekah!

Frodo: Gee, Galadriel, I think it's kind of cool.
Galadriel: Cool?! It wasn't supposed to be cool!
Frodo: But, Galadriel, I like it.
Galadriel: Oh, shut up, stupid Baggins.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Frodo: *sniff sniff* Why is everyone so mean to me?!?!?

Murmurs from everyone:
...your hair is greasy...
...your eyes are too big...
...your feet smell...
...you act like a wuss...
...you make too weird of faces...

[Bekah]

And so the Fellowship got under way.

Here is what happened:

"I'm hungry." - Pippin.

"I'm bored." - Merry.

*Sam thought mutinous thoughts. "Come the revolution, I'll get my own back at that horrible little, whiny, stupid, weak hobbit who employs me." He then starts plotting.

*Frodo is silent, but he is obviously pained by the whining of the two younger hobbits.

"Shut up over there!" - Aragorn and Boromir in unison.

"My stomach is rumbling, Aragorn..." - Gimli.

"Look! Over there! The sign says: "Waterside Cafe" - stop, guys, please stop. We're all hungry..."

*The guys stop, and Lego-lass hops gracefully out of her boat, and starts running towards the aroma of food.

There they meet a well-known person. Arwen.

"Honey! What are you doing here..." says Aragorn.

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I am tired, so I'm afraid my writing isn't up to scratch. Could somebody please continue?