Orc's and their cabs,

[engwaalphiel]

Yes TTT marked the return of the Stereotypical sounding "LONDON CABBIE ORC"
From the makers of "Sweet orc - what orders from mordor my lord" comes the place for you people of the BD to put words into these orcs mouths can't you just imagine one saying

CUE COCKNEY ACCENT :

ORC: OY! GUV'NOR ! GUNNA EAT YAWR LEGS!!!!

SARUMAN ENTERS CAB OF ORC
SAR: " THE GAP OF ROHAN AND STEP ON IT! I'M LATE FOR MY YODELLING LESSON"
(the accent returns)ORC: ARLRITE SARUMAN MY SON!GET YA YODELS OUT AND SEE YA DOWN THE BOOZER LATER!

so anyone got any more hopefully more amusing than my attempts of scenarios of orcs in their cab's driving the residents of ME around ? POST AWAY!

[eleanor_niphredil]

Havent got one, but it has always annoyed me that orcs seem to sound like every couch-potatoe in Manchester.

[engwaalphiel]

Either every manchester couch potato or london cabbie for some reason yes....... Haven't got a clue why , somebody should ask PJ .
Someone must have some ideas for cabbie conversations !

[Kalimac]

So that's what that accent is called. I was wondering why those Orcs reminded me so much a Monty Python sketch. I kept expecting the "Just the legs, then" Orc to rip off his mask and stand revealed as Eric Idle...

[Diamond18]

Well, I'm just glad they didn't have American accents.

Frodo: "Whew! You wouldn't believe how scary it is out there! Black Riders, incompetent cousins...I'm glad I could get this cab."

Orc: "Ain't much better in here, kid."

Okay, so I stole that from Home Alone 2. Sue me. smilies/tongue.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

Frodo gets into the cab

"Where to guv? The Crack of Doom? Well, I'll have to go round by Minas Morgul. Morannon can be murder at this time of the day ...

Ere, you'll never guess who I 'ad in the back of my cab the other day. That Saruman bloke. Straight up, guv. Not often you see Istari in these parts ...

Well, will you look at the state of Middle Earth these days. I blame that Sauron bloke myself. If you ask me, things were much better in Melkor's day. None of these wimpy Shelob types. We 'ad Ungoliant then. Now, there's a spider to admire ...

OK, 'ere we are, guv. That'll be 50 gold pieces please ... oh, and the One Ring".

[Airerûthiel]

Aragorn gets in the cab...

Orc: "Awlroight then guvna, Rivendell is it?"

"'Ere, you'll neva guess who I 'ad in the back of me cab the other day...that liddle 'obbit, Frodo or summink his name woz...nice bloke, don't get menny like 'im round 'ere...gave me this ring an' all. Nice bit o' gold that, innit? Could swap it fer a packet of chips an' a pint in the Queen Vic next time I'm that side o' the river..."

"Wozza name of that uvva wizard bloke? Y'know, elderly bloke, gorra big grey beard anna pointy 'at? Gandalf innit? I 'eard geezer's got this new 'owse, Shadowfax 'e said it was called...an' 'e used t'be one o' me best customers an' all!! I dunno, no 'onest work for a cabbie Orc in this city n'more..."

"Y'goin' t'see anyone when you're at the Elves' place? I 'eard that princess there, Arwen or woteva she's called, she's in big trouble wiv her old man 'cause she fancies this mortal bloke. Wouldn't like t'get on t'wrong side of Elrond meself...bit of a bossy sod if yer askin' me..."

"Awlright, guv, 'ere y'are. That'll be fifty quid please...yeh I'll 'ave a cheque...Heir of Isildur?! Nice meetin' yeh, mista...that'll be summink to tell the boys back at HQ!! Say 'i t'yer girlfriend fer me, will ya, an' say Grishnâkh's gonna pick 'er up an' take her t'see her gran same time next full moon..."

[engwaalphiel]

hahaha so funny Airerûthiel !

Galadriel : Take me to the Grey Havens , i shall pass over with my people......
Orc ( lets cal him dave) : Whatever ya say ma'm but cha no if ya ever feel like poppin' into mordor for a fish n chips for two you can count me in!