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Annunfuiniel
04-10-2003, 04:50 PM
Annunfuiniel, you're going to get me in trouble here at work! I almost laughed out loud with that "Stop, in the name of love!"
But the
quote:
-------------------------------------------------------------
*music starts from nowhere* "Stop in the name of love..."
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made me laugh out loud, because usually I just feel like I'll break out laughing, but actually don't.
Well then, even if Gandalf doesn't win this contest my job here seems to be done! smilies/biggrin.gif
Mind if I join in?
With that material? I don't mind at all! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif On the contrary, please join in more often, Saucepan man! smilies/smile.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-10-2003, 04:51 PM
Saucepan Man- Oh my god! That was hilarious!

Also, is anyone going to vote for Galadriel the Disco Queen? *sniff*
Scroll up if you haven't seen my demented post about her... smilies/rolleyes.gif Enjoy! Or... uh... well... smilies/cool.gif

Oddwen
04-10-2003, 05:22 PM
Er, my last post should read "Eowyn the disco queen".

Anyway...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_denethorfaramir_1.jpg
If you don't vote for my Borrums I'll dump this cup of water on your head!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_shire_2.JPG
Borrums??? You call him Borrums? Ha ha ha!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_51.JPG
Borrums! Hee hee!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_4.JPG
No! Dad, how could you???

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_36.JPG
*manly chuckle (bleckch)* Mortals!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_1.JPG
Well, Borrums, I mean Boromir, *snort* it seems that *chortle*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_21.JPG
WAHAHAHA!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_2.JPG
Thanks a lot, Dad. My life is now officially over...


Hey, who votes a king? Is that wierd to anyone else?

The Saucepan Man
04-10-2003, 06:12 PM
*music starts from nowhere* "Stop in the name of love..."


Yes, that made me laugh out loud too. Lucky I have an office to myself smilies/rolleyes.gif .

Now, any votes for Haldir the Dancing Queen ...

... er, I mean Disco Queen ... er, King ...? smilies/biggrin.gif

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
04-10-2003, 06:32 PM
Éowyn for Disco Queen! Boromir for Disco King! Do the wave for our Disco Royalty! *performs the wave*

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-10-2003, 06:45 PM
I change my vote to Haldir! But he needs another syllable...how about- Haldidir? Yeah, that works. Haldidir the Disco King!

And don't forget Galadriel the Dancing Queen!

Oh God... Haldir and Galadriel. Poor Celeborn! smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Himaran
04-11-2003, 07:38 AM
DO THE WAVE FOR GALADRIEL THE DANCING QUEEN!!!!!!!!!

Oddwen
04-11-2003, 08:46 AM
Oh Saucepan man, I love your new avatar! smilies/biggrin.gif Simply wonderful! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif Where did you find it?

Mornie Alantie
04-11-2003, 09:11 AM
What About Poor smeagol, yessss poor poor Smeagol. We wants it, we needs it! Give it too us precious.

Vote for GOLLUM the DISCO KING.

*Does wave, hits the tall guy behind me in the face, gets tossed fifty feet in the air, and is saved by pure luck that a glass of water was there to dive into, even though it was a little cramped.*

Airehiriel
04-11-2003, 09:13 AM
I will wait until this evening to do the official tally, but here's what is going now:
Boromir: 13
Gandalf: 3
Aragorn:1
Haldir (can't decide whether Queen or King):2
Gollum (can't decide whether Queen or King):2
Eowyn (for Queen): 2
Galadriel (for Queen): 2

If you would like to recheck my numbers of you think they are incorrect, please do so, and let me know what you get. I am including people who put up a post offering someone up for nomination as counting as a vote for that person.

Also, remember, if you change your vote, let me know who you voted for first so I change it.

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-11-2003, 09:30 AM
You can take one off of Boromir, because I had originally voted for him, and now I vote for Haldir the Dancing... errm, monarch. And Gala of course. smilies/biggrin.gif
Edit: And happy 600th post to me!

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Mornie Alantie
04-11-2003, 09:31 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_25.jpg

Cold be heart and hand and bone,
And cold be travellers far from home.
They do not see what lies ahead when sun has faded and moon is dead*

*Boromir taking a stroll practicing disco*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_hollin_1.JPG

And one, and two, ooowwww!!!.....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_27.jpg

We mustn't let him have it. Its ours! He stealing its from us! Must use weapon of judges pity!

*goes to rivendell where the judges, Elrond, Merry, Pippin, Rosie Cotton, and Faramir are talking about absolutly nothing.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_16.jpg

Arrhhhh....AOAH....cruel Boromir hurts us...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_18.JPG

What did he Do?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_15.jpg

He gets all the votes by having a name that goes with the wave, and now he'll win! that would kill us, Kill us.


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_6.JPG

*says to self in wisper*
Should I finish the job now? no, I guess I shouldn't, it might reveal how biased we all are to Boromir.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_merrypippin_12.jpg

Merry, what should we do? we've got Boromir who everyone feels baised to vote for. Theres Gandalf who's good, but he's gonna lose anyway, Aragorn, well, nevermind. But Goluum now, should we vote for him?

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-11-2003, 09:41 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_13.JPG
And a one
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_10.JPG
And a tw-
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_25.jpg
Hal-di-dir fans!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_hobbitsboromir_hollin_1.JPG
We're done with Boromir *flashback* Now for you! *flashback ends*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_29.jpg
. . .
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/haldir/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_5.jpg
I am the King. Or queen. *starts singing to I am the Walrus by the Beatles*

Okay, no idea where that came from. Hey, I'm sick here. =)

Airehiriel
04-11-2003, 10:22 AM
Do you mean sick in the head or sick physically?! 'Cause I think many of us here are sick in the head. smilies/biggrin.gif And I am speaking for myself, too.

Mornie Alantie
04-11-2003, 11:09 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~VOTE FOR GOLLUM~~~~~~

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_12.jpg

Hey Galadriel, I we beesss the disco king, you can be our disco queen!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_15.JPG

*GASP* Forget about it freak, even WHEN I become the queen I will have nothing to do with you.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_7.jpg

Hey Eowyn wanna be my disco queen? You know you cant resist me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_2.JPG

*Eowyn thinks "Someone help"* Um...Ah.. I'm... Already engaged to Grima!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_19.jpg

You'll marry me!?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_7.JPG

Heck no. I was just getting the freak off my back.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_21.jpg

Arwen will you be my disco queen?

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-11-2003, 11:16 AM
Do you mean sick in the head or sick physically?! 'Cause I think many of us here are sick in the head. And I am speaking for myself, too.
Lol! Well I was taking for granted that you knew I was sick mentally. I actually meant physically, but yes, it goes both ways. smilies/wink.gif

Mornie Alantie
04-11-2003, 11:19 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_3.JPG

Hey!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_4.JPG

Sorry, I've been dying to go to the undying lands. *she all the while is thinking, "I knew that excuss would come in handy."*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_22.jpg

Whose ganno be my disco queen?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_3.jpg

Hey Shmeagoly shmukkums. I'll be your Queen.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_20.jpg

OH NO! Ahhhh....we'll stay ssssingle.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_2.JPG

Don't be shy, now come over here and let my give you a BIG kiss!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_amonhen_1.JPG

Hey! Rosie! What about me?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_31.jpg

Don't worry fat hobbit, You can keep her.

Goldberry
04-11-2003, 11:20 AM
lol! You all are wicked funny people on here . . . smilies/biggrin.gif

I vote Boromir for Disco King, although I do love all the others . . . smilies/wink.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-11-2003, 11:38 AM
You guys- I have a new nomination. We have a Disco Queen (or will soon), and we have a Disco King (or will soon) but I have a nomination for Disco Thing! =) The one Cell Phone of Power! (don't know if this could go here, as not directly LotR)

(This was really random, the idea cam from the Best Avatars thread, don't ask)

http://www.bestanimations.com/Electronics/Telephony/Cell-phone.gif
Let's see Boromir try and beat me!

http://www.bestanimations.com/Music/Dancers/Dancer-07.gif

http://www.bestanimations.com/Music/Dancers/Dancer-02.gif

http://www.bestanimations.com/Music/Dancers/Dancer-09.gif

http://www.bestanimations.com/Music/Stereos/Boombox-02.gif

http://www.bestanimations.com/Music/Dancers/Dancer-03.gif
Like how I dance?

http://www.bestanimations.com/Signs&Shapes/Smileys/Smiley-01.gif
So gonna win!

http://www.bestanimations.com/Electronics/Telephony/Cell-phone.gif
*bows*

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Mornie Alantie
04-11-2003, 11:40 AM
uuummm..... Its not LOTR enough GOLLUM THE DISCO KING.

ElentariGreenleaf
04-11-2003, 12:44 PM
<------ did my new sig work?

[EDIT] YAY! IT DID! Hehe, you like? Sorry it looks kinda pixelated. I forgot about the dif. size thihng ^_^

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: ElentariGreenleaf ]

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-11-2003, 12:49 PM
Lol yes. By the way, the arrow was pointing to your avatar, not your sig. smilies/cool.gif

Sapphire_Flame
04-11-2003, 12:53 PM
Brilliant avitar, Elentari!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-11-2003, 12:57 PM
I like it but *sobs* the star was my favorite avatar on the Downs...

Mornie Alantie
04-11-2003, 01:22 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_28.jpg

You know, we try and Try, but everybody loves Boromir just cause his name goes with the wave.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_35.jpg

We all know the little people are better and faster, like Yoda on ssstar wars, he received hisses due credit but what about us?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_31.jpg

All we get are dumb votes from the stinkin guy who created our stories.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_21.jpg

Actually on a side note, Hey Mornie wanna hoke me up with a hot babe?

*myself* Or howabout Rosie?

*Gollum* Point taken. Sorry.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_32.jpg

Anywaysss all youss peopless are ssso biased to a dead guy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_24.jpg

We could be "Gollum the great", "lord Smeagol", "The Gollum" If we was the Disco King.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_36.jpg

So give us the Crown!!!!! And we be the master!

Mornie Alantie
04-11-2003, 01:40 PM
Some one please vote for Gollum!!!!!! I did, so should you!

ElentariGreenleaf
04-11-2003, 03:02 PM
YAY! PEOPLE LIKE IT! The Star was your favourtie? *smiles* YAY! Shall I let all the other Boromir as Disco King voters use it? Then there would be a whole lot of us using it ^_^ I'm doing one for dragon eyes. And yes, I meant avatar ^_^

Sapphire_Flame
04-11-2003, 04:27 PM
I thoroughly stand by my vote for Boromir, and my friend wishes to add her vote to the pool. ONE MORE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!

Oddwen
04-11-2003, 04:58 PM
Very cool avatar, Elentari! How do you make those? Adobe photoshop or something?

The Saucepan Man
04-11-2003, 07:39 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/haldir/fotr_haldir_1.JPG
Make sure that you cover all those blemishes, dear.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/haldir/fotr_haldir_lorien_12.JPG
I simply have to look my best for the award ceremony.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/haldir/fotr_haldir_lorien_4.JPG
Does my bum look big in this?

*Meanwhile*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_34.jpg
Oh, where will we find our Disssco Queensesss?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/haldir/fotr_haldir_lorien_3.JPG
You looking for me, dearie?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_35.jpg
Oops!

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

Sapphire_Flame
04-11-2003, 08:48 PM
*dies*

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-11-2003, 08:53 PM
*joins Saphire in the afterlife*
Elentari- wow. Now I have two favorites. The star and your new one! smilies/biggrin.gif

Arvedui III
04-11-2003, 08:56 PM
Very, very cool avatar. Here's my vote:
DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING AND EOWYN THE DISCO QUEEN!

Sapphire_Flame
04-11-2003, 09:04 PM
RIGHT ON, ARVEDUI!!!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

elven maiden Earwen
04-11-2003, 09:19 PM
hey that avatar is sooo cool. Iwant it!!

Do the wave for Boromier th diso King and Eowyn the disco Quuen.

[ April 12, 2003: Message edited by: elven maiden Earwen ]

BethoHOG
04-11-2003, 11:09 PM
I have this little feeling that Boromir is going to win... especially since voting ends tonight. smilies/wink.gif

Silmarien
04-12-2003, 12:37 AM
This should clear some things up. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_24.jpg
So not every ones convinced, hey?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_17.jpg
Just reroute the electricity to Galadriel’s mirror... 3
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_7.JPG
Eowyn: 2, 1
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_4.JPG
BOOM!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_21.jpg
That’s Galadriel out of the way.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_15.jpg
Now is Rosie a real threat?

ElentariGreenleaf
04-12-2003, 04:07 AM
Hehe, YAY! Both my avatars are GalarieloftheOlden's favourites! I use Image Ready, which is the Adobe Photoshop animation program. Hey, dragoneyes, I've done yours too, with a dragon!

the real findorfin
04-12-2003, 04:32 AM
This is crazy and hilarious. I think the voting had closed but i would have voted for Gandalf, he the man!

His moves are just too funny!

[ April 12, 2003: Message edited by: the real findorfin ]

Himaran
04-12-2003, 06:58 AM
DO THE WAVE FOR BORMOMIR THE.... *sadly* ... DEPARTED DISCO KING!

Himaran

Mornie Alantie
04-12-2003, 07:22 AM
I would just like one single person to vote for Gollum? PLEASE.

dragoneyes
04-12-2003, 08:09 AM
<----- The funky groove! How could he not win?

Mornie Alantie
04-12-2003, 08:16 AM
Nothing for Smeagol, poor, poor, Smeagol. Don't ask Smeagol why, we grovy, we cute, we funny.

dragoneyes
04-12-2003, 08:54 AM
we grovy, we cute, we funny.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with you there.

Exhibit A:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_smeagol_3.jpg
Cute? I think not!

Exhibit B:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_31.jpg
Groovy? You're just sitting there!

Exhibit C:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_20.jpg
Funny?... Okay, so you are funny but look at Boromir when we don't vote for him!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_7.JPG
He must be the disco king, if only to preserve his hair.

Mornie Alantie
04-12-2003, 09:06 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_30.jpg

Not cute are we! not grovvy are we! We are funny you say! We'll show you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_13.jpg

Don't you remember that funny cute part in TTT?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_34.jpg

*music and a disco ball comes out of nowhere*
To the left.....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_27.jpg

To the right......

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_6.jpg

Spin around,
on the ground.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_samgollum_1.jpg

And in the stupid fat hobbits face! Grovvy!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_8.jpg

You still think your all that to doubt us! We survived because of me! Plus, I tought Yoda all the cool moves he did on star wars!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_36.jpg

So give us our jusst rewardsss. Boromir just has that stupid name that goes with the wave, he's can't even disco. He's jusst a stupid ballerina in tights!

Airehiriel
04-12-2003, 10:24 AM
So Sorry!! Voting was extended a few more hours because I couldn't get on line last night. So Real Findorfin yours counts.
Don't forget Mornie, Aphrodel put up a Gollum scene. That counts as a vote. And before I totally close I am voting for Gollum.

Some of my counting yesterday and before may have been wrong. Today I have written down everyones name and vote so no one was repeated. I am counting 3 catagories here, don't worry if you didn't vote in one of them, I neglected to mention this, but felt it was necessary. Here's the winners! Drumroll please!

For Disco King:
Boromir 16 votes
Gandalf 5 votes
Aragorn 1 vote

Boromir is officially crowned Disco King!

For Disco Queen:
Eowyn receives 7 votes
Galadriel 2 votes

Eowyn is crowned the Disco Queen and stands beside Boromir.

For Disco not really sure if they are King or Queen:
Haldir gets 2 votes
Gollum gets 3 votes

Gollum is crowned not quite sure what gender Royalty!

So there we have it folks. Boromir, Eowyn and Gollum are our winners!!

Do the WAVE!!

[ April 12, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Mornie Alantie
04-12-2003, 10:53 AM
Hey At least Gollum one something! smilies/wink.gif

BethoHOG
04-12-2003, 11:25 AM
smilies/biggrin.gif DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING, ÉOWYN THE DISCO QUEEN AND GOLLUM THE DISCO THING (err... sort of)!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[ April 14, 2003: Message edited by: BethoHOG ]

Annunfuiniel
04-12-2003, 12:14 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_3.JPG
*before the announcement of the results* Oh, the suspence is killing me! *bites fingernails*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_8.JPG
*the results are clear* I knew it, I KNEW it! Yes, DO THE WAVE FOR ME!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_7.JPG
*Elrond breaks the news to Gandalf*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_9.JPG
No...*sob*...it can't be true! All those dancing lessons...*sniff*...for nothing...*sob*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_bree_9.JPG
Aragorn: That was a fair race, Boromir. The best man won, my congrats! *shakes hands with B. and then leaves the room, head up*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_16.JPG
*Just outside the room*
Aragorn: It...hurts...to...lose...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_11.JPG
Aragorn: There's no purpose in my life anymore... Tell Arwen to take Boromir the Disco King. Farewelllll...-

Horse-Maiden of the Shire
04-12-2003, 12:17 PM
that is BRILLIANT, elentari! And i thoroughly stand by my vote for Boromir the Disco King and Eowyn the Disco Queen. Although Haldir is just so darn pretty...

Annunfuiniel
04-12-2003, 12:34 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_eowyn_1.jpg
Eowyn: Oh, thank you, thank you! This is an honour...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_12.JPG
*earlier* Galadriel: *to herself* I know I'm going to win, I'm Galadriel the Disco Queen, I know I'm going to win...
...
Well, we know better, and so does now Galadriel:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_15.JPG
Galadriel: ...??? %&@£@¤!!!
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http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/haldir/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_4.jpg
Haldir: Well, mine is a clear case; I fooled everybody so that they can't decide in which category I belong and therefore I'll have my own category!! Mwahahaa, the victory is ourssss!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_8.jpg
Gollum: Oh Haaaaldiiiiir? Remember usss, precioussss??
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/HALDIR/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_7.JPG
Haldir: NOOOOOOO!!! It can't be! Another androgyne?!?

ElentariGreenleaf
04-12-2003, 02:50 PM
Hehe, how likes mine and dragoneye's avatars? Oh, sorry that yours looks a little pixlated dragon... the squishing to 64X64 made it go funny.

DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!!

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-12-2003, 03:18 PM
I love all of the Disco King inspired avatars! smilies/smile.gif

Horse-Maiden of the Shire
04-12-2003, 04:18 PM
Hehehe! For some reason though my post ended up waaaaaay further down than when i posted. weeeird!
DO THE WAVE FOR GOLLUM BOROMIR AND EOWYN! YAAAAY!

Oddwen
04-12-2003, 04:21 PM
Yay Boromir! Faramir must be a little disappointed about Eowyn, though. Oh well. Go Borrums!
So, King Boromir, Queen Eowyn, and, uh, will Gollum be the court jester? (Maybe he can turn the disco ball for our royalty. smilies/wink.gif )

Congratulations to all the winners!

Azaelia of Willowbottom
04-12-2003, 04:52 PM
**Does wave for Boromir the Disco King**

**Does wave for Eowyn the Disco Queen**

**Does wave for Gollum the Disco...um...whatever-it-is**

YAAAAAY! **Disco music starts playing from nowhere and Azaelia cheers as Boromir the Disco King gets down** smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Arvedui III
04-12-2003, 05:00 PM
! Faramir must be a little disappointed about Eowyn, though. Oh well
hmm, maybe after poor Borrums dies Faramir becomes disco king by default. That would work out the whole Eowyn thingy. Has anyone seen Faramir's moves? Do the wave for Faramir the disco prince? Well, it sorta works.

dragoneyes
04-12-2003, 05:11 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_13.jpg
Disco?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_3.jpg
Sure I can do disco!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_2.JPG
Just not here...

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-12-2003, 08:08 PM
**Does wave for Gollum the Disco...um...whatever-it-is**
He's the Disco Thing! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif

Silmarien
04-13-2003, 04:36 AM
Whoooo-hoooooDO THE WAVE

more later

Mornie Alantie
04-13-2003, 07:59 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ents/ttt_treebeard_3.jpg

Booraroom little orcs!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_merrypippin_3.JPG

We're not orcs, were Hobbits you overgrown weed!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ents/ttt_treebeard_5.jpg

Weed! I am no weed, I am an Ent, Treebeard some call me.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_shire_6.JPG

Pardon me Weedbeard, but could I use that leaf to fill my pipe.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ents/ttt_ents_1.JPG

Now don't be hasty, little orc.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/merry/ttt_merry_11.jpg

Right, we're little orcs that speak with normal voices, wear civilized clothes, and don't look a thing like orcs! I think this tree has been smoking too much weed.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_2.JPG

That was a good one Merry! let me have a go!

um....er....ah... Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_5.JPG

...............

Mornie Alantie
04-13-2003, 08:00 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_9.JPG

That was a good one; right Merry?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ents/ttt_treebeard_2.jpg

There is no word in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this stupidity.

*start squeezing Pippin.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/merry/ttt_merry_7.jpg

Harder! Harder! I mean um, no were Hobbits, Halflings, Shirefolk.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ents/ttt_treebeard_5.jpg

Are all hobbits so dull a blade as this one?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_2.JPG

Nope, just him. Why do you think we sent him on this journey?!?

Treebeard: What about you?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_bree_1.JPG

It was my turn to watch him when we ran into Frodo and Sam, So I got stuck with him.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_9.JPG

O yah, well I can Insult you in Elvish, Ahem. Im Yrch!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/merry/ttt_merry_4.jpg

Pippin.....Don't try Elvish.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire
04-13-2003, 09:40 AM
Aw! Poor Pippin! LOL!

Oddwen
04-13-2003, 11:46 AM
Last night, I had a dream. A dream of equality. (And about the Three Stooges without the nyuck-nyuck jokes too, but I won't mention that smilies/rolleyes.gif ) Anyway. I dreamed of a way that everyone would win. Here it is:

Haldir-Disco King of the elves
Eowyn-Disco Queen of men
Boromir-Disco King of men
Gandalf-Disco King of Istari
Gollum-Disco King of Former Hobbits
Galadriel-Disco Queen of elves
Aragorn-Too bad, bud, sure you're the heir to the throne of Gondor, but try for Disco King next time when you're respectable. I.E., not a wimpy cad who abandones his birthright and kisses girls and then leaves...sorry I don't like him much.

I dunno. I've spent too much time on this board...

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-13-2003, 11:58 AM
Lol! Yeah, that looks pretty fair smilies/wink.gif

kittiewhirl1677
04-13-2003, 01:07 PM
Gets up and:
Does the wave for Gandalf the disco Istari!
Istari of king, I just think Istari makes it sound a little better.

Schmendrick
04-13-2003, 01:39 PM
I know this has been said over and over again, but I have to say it once more: these are HILARIOUS!!!This is by far the funniest thread I've ever seen! Congrats, everyone!
And now I finally understand the "Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King" - things on sigs and avatars... smilies/biggrin.gif

Horse-Maiden of the Shire
04-13-2003, 07:35 PM
shh!!! im not supposed to be on here!!! im grounded!!!!! For a week!! no barrow downs!!! NOOO!!! Gotta watch for my sister she'll kick my *** if im on here...
Do the Wave for Gollum the Disco King of Former Hobbits!!!

kittiewhirl1677
04-13-2003, 08:53 PM
Yeah, I'm supposed to be asleep right now... I'm sneaking on. So sshh... One thing though, my friend told me that if you say, do the wave for so and so on this thread it doesn't necessarily mean you're voting for them. Well, in that case, I just wanted to say that I'm voting for Gandalf.

Eressië Ailin
04-13-2003, 10:36 PM
I'm supposed to be asleep too... I haven't even finished my homework yet... I'm gonna go make myself a 'DO THE WAVE!!' Avatar. This should be fun...

dragoneyes
04-14-2003, 02:47 AM
Hey hey! We could always do with more 'do the wave' avatars!

Airehiriel
04-14-2003, 09:30 AM
Well, Oddwen, that was a good idea. Wish I had thought of that! Then perhaps we wouldn't have needed the intense competition. But, you've got to admit, it was pretty cool! I mean, when else would you have us spilling over into other threads and using our avatars and sigs to push for votes! That was pretty cool. Then we got everyone else looking around saying...wha??

Thank you everyone for your votes! And thanks to Oddwen, they can all be winners now!

Firondoiel
04-14-2003, 12:49 PM
Hehehehe!!! These are SOOO funny!!!!! But poor old Gandalf!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_8.JPG
“Hmm? Oh don’t worry about me. You see, now I’m into…”

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_isenguard_2.JPG
“BREAKDANCING! Git down! Now let’s see Boromir top these moves.”

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_11.JPG
"Gandalf?!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_19.jpg
"And I thought the Elf was wierd."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_35.jpg
"I hope I didn't just see what I think I saw."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerry_moria_1.JPG
"Frodo, what's he doing?"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_29.JPG
"Do not meddle in the affairs of a wizard."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_rivendell_10.JPG
"Who wants to meddle with a wizard?"

TBC...

Firondoiel
04-14-2003, 12:52 PM
Cont.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_21.JPG
"Um, very amusing Gandalf. But I can still top you!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_3.jpg
"You got that right! Do the wave for the Disco King!"


Well, I hope this was kind of funny. It's my first try.

kittiewhirl1677
04-14-2003, 01:56 PM
All these are awesome! Go Gandalf the disco King/Istari! Lemme try one:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_lorien_2.JPG
Oh, come Gandalf. You aren't seriously thinking that you're going to win!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_lorien_1.JPG
I mean, I'm much more eligeble for a disco kind than you. Just check out all my mooooves!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_hollin_1.JPG
*Music starts* Come one. Put your right hand forward. http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_1.JPG
Now git down!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_4.JPG
Hmm... I'll have to think of something really good now.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_hollin_2.JPG
Oh, I know!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_caradhras_1.JPG
You try snow-dancing Boromir!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_14.JPG
Or try dancing round the fire!

To be continued...

kittiewhirl1677
04-14-2003, 02:04 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_5.JPG
Oh no. He's right. I'm wrong. I'm cooked.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_9.JPG
So long!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_8.JPG
Oh come, you're not that big a chicken, are you Boromir?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_9.JPG
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_moria_6.JPG
I'm no chicken! Take that! GRRR!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_5.JPG
On second thought, maybe I will stay in the contest!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_3.JPG
Good luck! Now that everyone knows what a chicken you are, let's see who'll vote for you!


Hope that wasn't too bad!
Hehe!
Hope Gandalf wins! smilies/biggrin.gif

[ April 14, 2003: Message edited by: kittiewhirl1677 ]

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-14-2003, 02:11 PM
That was wonderful Maya, but the contest is over. Gandalf already won something. smilies/biggrin.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-14-2003, 02:20 PM
Haldir-Disco King of the elves
Eowyn-Disco Queen of men
Boromir-Disco King of men
Gandalf-Disco King of Istari
Gollum-Disco King of Former Hobbits
Galadriel-Disco Queen of elves
Aragorn-Too bad, bud, sure you're the heir to the throne of Gondor, but try for Disco King next time when you're respectable. I.E., not a wimpy cad who abandones his birthright and kisses girls and then leaves...sorry I don't like him much.
See? And it's fair! http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

Sapphire_Flame
04-14-2003, 02:46 PM
Meh, I liked the first results better:

DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!!

DO THE WAVE FOR EOWYN THE DISCO QUEEN!!!

and...

DO THE WAVE FOR GOLLUM THE DISCO THING!!!

I give all the others honorable mentions, but that's it. Good job to all of you! smilies/biggrin.gif

Airehiriel
04-14-2003, 04:08 PM
Yes, unfortunately Kittie voting is over. Here was my official post of the end. It's just on page 8.

So Sorry!! Voting was extended a few more hours because I couldn't get on line last night. So Real Findorfin yours counts.
Don't forget Mornie, Aphrodel put up a Gollum scene. That counts as a vote. And before I totally close I am voting for Gollum.
Some of my counting yesterday and before may have been wrong. Today I have written down everyones name and vote so no one was repeated. I am counting 3 catagories here, don't worry if you didn't vote in one of them, I neglected to mention this, but felt it was necessary. Here's the winners! Drumroll please!

For Disco King:
Boromir 16 votes
Gandalf 5 votes
Aragorn 1 vote

Boromir is officially crowned Disco King!

For Disco Queen:
Eowyn receives 7 votes
Galadriel 2 votes

Eowyn is crowned the Disco Queen and stands beside Boromir.

For Disco not really sure if they are King or Queen:
Haldir gets 2 votes
Gollum gets 3 votes

Gollum is crowned not quite sure what gender Royalty!

So there we have it folks. Boromir, Eowyn and Gollum are our winners!!

Do the WAVE!!



And there you have it.

Firondoiel - I really enjoyed yours! Thanks for posting, and don't stop!

Firondoiel
04-14-2003, 04:26 PM
Thanks Airehiriel! Here's another one.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_30.jpg
"What is that?"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_16.jpg
"What is what?"

http://img-nex.theonering.net/movie/preview/images/fotr_trailer02_008a.jpg
"That."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_41.jpg
"FANGIRLS!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragornbrego_1.JPG
"I'm outta here!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_33.JPG
"Me too!"

TBC...

Firondoiel
04-14-2003, 04:29 PM
Cont.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_11.JPG
"Well, there's no reason for me to leave so I'll just sit here and watch."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_3.jpg
"There he is! Look girls! It's Gimli!"


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_moria_8.JPG
"AAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!"

Oddwen
04-14-2003, 05:05 PM
And the wierd thing is, I dreamed that! I mean, my dreams never make sense. (I was sick and probably hallucinating, though.)

Oh, how about this-
Gandalf the Wonder Istari.

Of course, those're all minor awards compared to the dividends brought from Disco Royalty! smilies/biggrin.gif Their fame is wordwide! (Or at least sitewide.) (Well, it is my sig on CoE now, but hey...)

Oddwen
04-14-2003, 06:27 PM
If I am allowed to put up a non-disco scene...which I hope we are after that contest. *wink*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_rivendell_2.JPG
Honey, you've got something in your teeth...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_rivendell_3.JPG
Where? There?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_weathertop_14.JPG
Mmphg hgmff fmmf mm?


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_1.JPG
Here, lay back...I'll get it for you. Hoo, I'm gonna need a big toothpick here...


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_5.JPG
Whoooo, your breath, honey! My eyes are watering! Do you ever brush?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_5.JPG
It's not that bad, surely?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_18.jpg
*hack* Must... *cough* stay... *pant breath* conciousssskgggllll.............

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_29.jpg
Aww, man not again! Elronds' gonna be ticked...

merenwen
04-14-2003, 06:40 PM
lol oddwen! that was really funny! smilies/biggrin.gif

kittiewhirl1677
04-14-2003, 06:51 PM
Lol, yes it was funny!

Yes, i'm hoping that now since the contest is over, we can put up other scenes...?

[ April 15, 2003: Message edited by: kittiewhirl1677 ]

Luthien_ Tinuviel
04-14-2003, 08:08 PM
Elentari and Dragoneyes, I love your avatars!

Airehiriel
04-15-2003, 11:52 AM
Of course we can put up non-disco scenes! There's no problem. I just feel a little depleted after that. Can't seem to find anything right now. But you guys go right ahead!

ElentariGreenleaf
04-15-2003, 12:05 PM
Why thankyou luthien ^_^

kittiewhirl1677
04-15-2003, 12:59 PM
okay, I'll make another scene then. Just a little later. Glad to have the old freedom back, although the disco scene thingy was fun!

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-15-2003, 01:19 PM
You were allowed to make other scenes at any point, it was just that with the contest, everyone was more interested in that.

kittiewhirl1677
04-15-2003, 01:31 PM
I know, but it would kind of seem strange if I made an off-topic scene. It would be very random, and I don't like being random. Well, at least not on this forum. ARGH I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC AGAIN! HELP ME!!!! smilies/mad.gif smilies/eek.gif

Sapphire_Flame
04-15-2003, 02:56 PM
Okay, I've got one (inspired by my choir director...):

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_20.jpg Yeah, you wouldn't believe it Eowyn. I was completely surrounded, only a few of my men still remained to help me defend the City...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_1.jpg Wow...What happened then?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_13.jpg *embarressed* Um, I got hit by a dart and passed out.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_2.JPG What?!?! You gotta be kidding me!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_22.jpg What?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_26.jpg Come on, that's pathetic.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_11.JPG I mean, I took out the Witch-King and I'm a fetching girl!

go eowyn! smilies/biggrin.gif

Mrs. Frodo Baggins
04-15-2003, 09:13 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_battle_7.jpg

Ah, another succesful battle. Now it's time to wash off all that grime.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_9.jpg

Where's my conditioner?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG

Someone stole my condtioner!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_43.jpg

All right, which one of you would stoop so low as to steal my beloved Clairol?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_theodengrima_2.jpg

Do I appear as though I have perpetrated such a crime?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_4.JPG

I can assure you it wasn't me.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_amonhen_2.JPG

Merry: Do you want to tell him, Pip?
Pippin: I think you should.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/haldir/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_4.jpg

It's a totally organic experience..

Silmarien
04-16-2003, 12:59 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/ROTKPICS/rotk_soldiers_1.jpg
Soldier trying not to laugh: Are you meant to be, ha, fighting with us? I suppose it’ll be, ha ha, easier to kill them if they’re falling about with laughter.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG
Other soldier: Oh. And is pink this season’s black?

Sapphire_Flame
04-16-2003, 06:32 PM
*dies* smilies/biggrin.gif

Yavanna Kementari
04-17-2003, 04:26 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_hollin_1.JPG

Aragorn says laughing "You are going to WHAT?!!!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_1.JPG
"I really don't think that is a good idea."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_21.JPG
"Oh wait say it again!!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG

The soldier says rather annoyed,
"I SAID, I am going to FLY!"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornlegolas_lorien_1.JPG

They all start to laugh as they watch the soldier's helmets wings beat fiercly.
He slowly begins to lift of the ground.
He rises just above the tree top when Gimli turns to Legolas.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_parthgalen_1.JPG

"Legolas, I dare you!"
The dwarf says laughing

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_37.JPG

Legolas replies laughing in hysterics, "Alright!"
The soldier hits the ground with a hard thud.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_hobbits_rivendell_1.JPG

Every one bursts out in riotous laughter as he hits. The hobbits agree that it was great fun and Pippin turns to them all and says,
"Can we do it again?"

[ April 20, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna Kementari ]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
04-18-2003, 09:24 PM
Poor frilly-headed soldier... *starts cackling uproariously*

elven maiden Earwen
04-18-2003, 09:57 PM
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!
*dies*

Niluial
04-19-2003, 09:49 AM
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!
*dies*

He he Niluial feels the same!

Yavanna Kementari
04-20-2003, 04:50 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_19.JPG
Now Merriadoc and Perigrine, do not, I repeat DO NOT TOUCH!!! ANYTHING!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_10.JPG
Who Us? We wont touch anything!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_2.JPG
Gandalf turns and walks away.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_shire_4.JPG
What are you doing?!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_shire_7.JPG
I said I wasn’t going to touch anything, but this is an explosive, not an anything!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_shire_6.JPG
Ready HERE IT GOES!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_12.JPG
Gandalf returns to the Shire after his short walk and to his dismay he sees the disaster.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_13.JPG
“Not my precious pipeweed!!!!” “You STOOPID FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!!”

Airehiriel
04-21-2003, 07:46 AM
Good one Yavanna!

Here goes another one.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_19.jpg
Hey, Gollum, wanna play fetch?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_10.jpg
You...wants to play with us?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_17.jpg
Sure! I'll play. How about catch the fish?

*Tosses fish about 15 feet away into a rocky pool.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_11.jpg
Mmmm, fissshhhh!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_7.jpg
Oi! Gollum! Yer supposed to bring it back!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_26.jpg
Bring it back?! Stupid fat Hobbit, we wants to eat it!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_12.jpg
Fine! That's the last time I play fetch with you, Slinker!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_12.jpg
Ohh! But what about this?! Can't we play with this?

Stupid, I know. I just haven't found any real inspiration yet.

[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Sapphire_Flame
04-21-2003, 09:37 AM
Someone stole my condtioner!
Now Legolas's conditioner has been stolen? Is there no safety for Elven hair-care products?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! smilies/biggrin.gif

Horse-Maiden of the Shire
04-21-2003, 07:28 PM
Of course not, Sapphire. smilies/biggrin.gif

Airehiriel
04-22-2003, 11:57 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_17.jpg
Ada, does this dress make me look fat?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/elrond/ttt_elrond_rivendell_1.JPG
Why no, why would you say such a thing?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_1.JPG
Well, when I put it on today, it was a little stretched out. I guess I must be getting a little fatter.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_10.JPG
That's absurd. Here, look at yourself. You haven't changed a bit.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_rivendell_2.JPG
But then, daddy, why is my dress all stretched out?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_38.JPG
Awww, hmmm, *cough* I, uhhh *cough* don't...I have to go, Arwen.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_16.jpg
Daddy! Daddy? Well, what in the world is wrong with him?

*By himself*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_37.JPG
I guess I will have to find someone else's dresses to try on!

kittiewhirl1677
04-22-2003, 08:08 PM
Yeah, that was funny! LOL!

Airehiriel
04-23-2003, 12:05 PM
On the heels of his Disco victory, Boromir was just beginning to realize how popular he was. He heard rumors of people randomly screaming out, "Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!"

Now his victory was no small feat. He was up against Gandalf, who learned at the feet of the Balrog. AND he is dead. But really, what does that matter, considering we ARE on the Barrow Downs, and we're ALL dead here. So how fitting is it that our Disco King is dead, too?

Recently, I caught up with Boromir to talk with him about the contest. Here is how it went:

Me: Boromir! Hey, Boromir!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_8.JPG
Hmm, what? Oh, yes? Can I help you?

Yes. I am from the Barrow Downs, you know, the place that just voted you Disco King. I was wondering if we could talk for a second.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_lorien_2.JPG
Why, of course I know the Downs. I have so many loyal fans there. You know, I beat the robes off Gandalf.

Yes, I know. We ALL know.

B: Did you see my moves?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_hollin_1.JPG
I did a little of this, and a little of...

YES! I saw your moves. They were great. You won, didn't you?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_lorien_1.JPG
You bet I did! Hey, is that Rynoah still hangin' around? I think she has the hots for me.

Yeah, I think she does, can we please get back to...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_21.JPG
Ya, know I really can't blame her. I am pretty good lookin. Do you think you could hook me up?

Hook you...! I'm trying to talk about the contest here!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_4.JPG
Come on! Put in a good word for me! Please!!

Whatever...She will probably read this interview anyway...put in your own word!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_anduin_1.JPG
Okay, uh...Rynoah, I was wondering if, uhhh...No, no I can't do it, I'm too shy.

Ohhh, please. Can we please get on with this?!

B: YES!

Okay, how did you manage this amazing victory, even though you are dead?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_3.JPG
Well, you see, I may be dead, but I can still break it down! And I'm still good lookin.

Yeah, okay...we'll I think that will be all for now.

Thank you Boromir, the Disco King.

*Fading from a distance* B: But don't you want me to talk about my dancing? My secrets?

Uh, no thanks, I think we've heard enough.

Airehiriel
04-23-2003, 12:20 PM
Just a slow day in the Shire...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_shire_2.JPG
I would like to propose that I have the biggest and bestest carrot in the world.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_shire_6.JPG
Oh really. Well I think I have the bestest and biggest head of lettuce.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_8.JPG
Oh yeah?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_9.JPG
Yeah, and I'll fight ya for it.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_hollin_1.JPG
You're no match for me! I'll whip you AND your carrot.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_hollin_1.JPG
Woah! Hey, you're fightin' dirty!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_shire_1.JPG
Hey! You broke my carrot!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_shire_8.JPG
Uh-oh! Better run!

Airehiriel
04-23-2003, 12:21 PM
Just thought I'd spice things up around here!

kittiewhirl1677
04-23-2003, 12:22 PM
Haha! Thats funny. Boromir keeps on getting off-topic. Sorry, I find that very funny. I'm getting a bit carried away! Good job, Airehiriel! I want to do one too, but I don't have any ideas... oh well!

Sapphire_Flame
04-24-2003, 02:32 PM
Heehee!!!!!! Love 'em, you guys! smilies/biggrin.gif

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
04-24-2003, 05:27 PM
*dies once more of laughter*

*clings to Boromir the Disco King* Of course! smilies/biggrin.gif

Airehiriel
04-25-2003, 02:04 AM
Why thank you, kittie. I was wondering if I made that clear or not. I didn't know if anyone else would get it, or even see it! I doubt my own ability to get my idea to connect with others, you see.

Rynoah, you just be sure Boromir doesn't show you his moves all the time! I think he could be one of those very "me" centered guys. (And by me, I don't mean myself, I mean him.)

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
04-25-2003, 10:01 AM
Boromir? Self-centered? Never! You care about others, don't you, Boromir?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_4.JPG

Hmm? Oh, yeah, sure. I care about all my fans. Of course.

See? *clings more*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_11.JPG

... I think this is a better lighting for me. Well, no, maybe the dim light of Moria brought out my better side....

*EDIT* Once again, my stupidity with UBB code catches up with me... stupid "Quote" tag habit....

[ April 25, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

Dûrlossiel
04-28-2003, 10:45 AM
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif *rolls on the floor laughing* These are great.

Slightly off topic, can someone tell me how to get an avatar? I can't figure it out.

piosenniel
04-28-2003, 11:03 AM
More please! smilies/biggrin.gif LOL These are brilliant!

Airehiriel
04-28-2003, 11:07 AM
This is what it says under the Novices and Newcomers FAQ:

How do I put in a picture/image/avatar?

In the screen where you can edit your profile, there is a textbox under the words “OR enter your own image URL (support: .gif .jpg .png .swf)". Put the complete internet address of a valid image in the textbox.

Common reasons for a picture not working:


The URL you entered is not correct.

The website that hosts the picture does not support linking to outside sites.

You are attempting to link to a picture on your own hard-drive instead of one that is hosted on the internet at an accessible address.

The image is not one of the supported file types.

What you need to do is find a picture you like on the web somewhere, then right click on the picture, a little box will pop up, click on the bottow where it says Properties. Then another box will pop up, and towards the middle of the screen will be the part that says Address. Simply copy the address and then go to your own profile, and in the space where you are given to add your avatar pic, simply paste it there.

By the way, WELCOME Dûrlossiel! Hope you enjoy your death in the Downs.

Airehiriel
04-28-2003, 11:28 AM
Oh, come on, piosenniel! Why do you want to make us do all the hard work? Why not try your hand at it?

Oh, okay, I guess I am a big softy. Here's a new one...Nine companions just added more pics, yay!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FARAMIR/ttt_faramir_23.jpg
Noooooo!! Eru save us!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_75.jpg
Run!! Everyone!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_merrypippin_fangorn_3.JPG
Merry: Oh no!
Pippin: What are we going to do?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GOLLUM/ttt_gollum_42.jpg
Ahhhhhhh!! Kill us now, preciousss!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/HALDIR/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_7.JPG
Oh, no! Must run quickly!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_battle_1.JPG
What madness has overtaken him?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_11.JPG
No! He didn't?! Run for you life Sam!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_2.JPG
What?! I simply said I ate the rest of the beans.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
04-28-2003, 12:16 PM
Good heavens! *dies of laughter* I'll try my hand at another one later today, if I can get this stupid idea to pan out correctly. smilies/biggrin.gif

Trippo The Hippo
04-28-2003, 10:08 PM
News Man: In recent news we find that The Agency For Fair Disco Tournaments (also know as "TAFFDT") have been doing some research and have found that Gandalf the Grey who you see pictured here,
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_caradhras_1.JPG was actually not really competeing. Cleary we know that Gandalf is a wizard and if he wanted to, he could have rigged the judges with some special trick, or used a spell for a special step or 2, but he didnt so he didn't really want to win tournament so why would he not enter with the intent of winning new evidence suggests that his man, http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_7.JPG ARAGORN put our good pal Gandalf up to it. As you can see Aragorn was once popular but now he is second best to this Boromir chap, and it infuriates him. So in effort to dethrone him, Aragorn told Gandalf to enter the contest. Well Gandalf didn't know much of this but thought that Boromir was nice and deep down, Gandalf did not want to be the disco King. So he threw the competition and thus the TAFFDT rules that Gandalf should be disqualified, and the title of "Discoing Istari" should be passed to the next closest thing Saruman.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/saruman/fotr_saruman_6.JPG
Here is Gandalf and Aragorn and there lawyer Legolas on the issue.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/thefellowship/ttt_aragorngandalflegolas_rohan_2.JPG
Gandalf & Argorn: our lawyer Legolas has prepared this statement "no comment"
News Man: well thats all for today folks tune in next time for more on the issue

Back in reallity: that was a lot of fun I kinda jumped on a dieing subject I hope I do not offend any of the orginal creators.

Airehiriel
04-28-2003, 10:26 PM
I LOVE IT, TIPPO!!! LOL! That was great! A wonderful starter. And no, I don't think you stepped on any of our toes, and we don't mind you reviving the disco subject. We all remember it fondly, I'm sure, and love any reference to it. I think we are all just glad that we can post everything else, too, now.

Again, I loved it! How perfect! But Saruman as the Disco Istari?! Good Heavens!

Trippo The Hippo
04-28-2003, 10:41 PM
oh ok well thank you for accepting me Arehiel i kinda got shooed out of the books section but i love the new life i have sat up here in middle earth mayhem it suits me and as for the disco istari i have not yet read the silmarillion and am not versed i the istari actually i only now of two smilies/frown.gif gandalf and saruman and maybe radgast but i dont what mkaes them istari so someday will read the silmarillion and my posts will improve but i am glad you liked this one

Annunfuiniel
04-29-2003, 04:55 AM
I haven't done anything funny for a while so my skills might be a bit rusty... Here goes anyway.
==================
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_aragorn_1.jpg
Aragorn: To the rescue!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_13.jpg
Pippin: To rescue what?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_50.jpg
*hits the brakes* Aragorn: ?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_weathertop_14.JPG
Aragorn: Hmmm...good question...hmmm...I think I know this one...let's see...hmmm...this one's a toughie! ...-*idea*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_3.JPG
Aragorn: *whispers* Pst, horsie, where were we going?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FRODO/ttt_frodo_42.jpg
Frodo: He's asking the HORSE for advice?!?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_11.JPG
Gandalf: *sigh* Maybe we should have chosen Boromir to lead this quest after all...
[check pg.2: Boromir enters Rivendell]
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragornbrego_1.JPG
Aragorn: Hmpf! Fine then! You're on your own; Rosinante, let's leave this ungrateful gang and go home! *takes a dramatic turn and leaves*
==============
To be continued...

[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

Annunfuiniel
04-29-2003, 05:11 AM
Part II
=============
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_rivendell_2.JPG
Pippin: Merry, isn't he going...
Merry: Yep.
*the rest of the Fellowship watches him ride away*
*later*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_23.jpg
Eowyn: What do my eyes see? Could it be...?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_6.JPG
Aragorn: *hits the brakes again* Wait, this isn't Rivendell!?

[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

Anything but Arwen
04-29-2003, 06:37 AM
Annunfuiniel, I hope youve got money, cos you might have to pay for my doctors bill. Broken bones from hitting the floor too hard...

Im gonna have to equal this..

Anything but Arwen
04-29-2003, 06:46 AM
http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/archive/characters/fantasyplanet-aragorn.jpg

Aragorn: Right, Rivendell. Where...is..it? And where'd my horse go?

http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/archive/conceptart/concept2.jpg

Aragorn: Honey, I'm home!

Arwen: Oh great. I mean, Great!

[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Annunfuiniel
04-29-2003, 06:47 AM
LOL Well, I shall pay half of the bill as the second half will go to Rynoah, my partner in crime! smilies/biggrin.gif Remember Boromir entering Rivendell: This isn't Osgiliath!
smilies/biggrin.gif

Anything but Arwen
04-29-2003, 06:54 AM
Argh, badly behaved pictures. Just click show picture and it MAY show...or it may not...

Anything but Arwen
04-29-2003, 06:56 AM
Inspiration!
http://http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/archive/characters/newline-gimlicloseup.jpg


Gimli: **whispered**I see tall people...

Sapphire_Flame
04-29-2003, 09:29 AM
*dies*

Trippo The Hippo
04-29-2003, 11:19 AM
i just wanted to say that you people die from laughter a awful lot for people that are already dead

Airehiriel
04-29-2003, 11:36 AM
Yeah, Trippo, that is another Hazzard of hanging out on the Downs!

Arafangwen
04-29-2003, 11:38 AM
True, true, thats probably why we aren't Mods yet, we keep dying..... *re-reads previous page* *dies* *again* smilies/biggrin.gif

Trippo The Hippo
04-29-2003, 12:03 PM
ok i just wanted to be sure i understand the way everything works here at the downs

Sapphire_Flame
04-29-2003, 02:45 PM
Don't worry, Trippo, you'll get used to it!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Ainaserkewen
04-29-2003, 02:56 PM
Awww! Not fair, I can't see the pictures, so I can't contribute. Have fun without me guys.

dragoneyes
04-29-2003, 03:34 PM
Our dear Aragorn seems to have been affected by everything more seriously than we previously thought:

Phsychiatrist: Please Aragorn, tell me, what's wrong?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_67.jpg
Well, it all started back in Rivendell....

*flashback*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_hollin_1.JPG
....When Boromir was showing off his funky Groove...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_10.JPG
...and whatever I tried, he wouldn't stop...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_weathertop_2.JPG
...and believe me, I tried.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_rivendell_6.JPG
I thought a bit of line dancing might put him in his place...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_53.jpg
...but there was a vote, and I lost, I couldn't believe it!

*end flash back*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_75.jpg
I'M MEANT TO BE THE KING!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_66.jpg
Can you help me doctor?

Phsychiatrist: Yes well....... I believe a few years in your very own padded room will cure everything..... NEXT!

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-29-2003, 03:40 PM
*maniacal laughter coming from GaladrielOTO's padded room* smilies/biggrin.gif

Trippo The Hippo
04-29-2003, 03:41 PM
good one dragon eyes but think about the pain he must feel everytime arwen does the wave for boromir and not for him can we really blame him

Earendil Halfelven
04-29-2003, 05:23 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_11.JPG

I wish I could go with the Fellowship. I'm no that old..just a few thousand years. After all, Gandalf is older!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_7.JPG

Father, you'd be useless! You'd have to stop three times a day to take your arthritis pills.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_18.JPG

WHAT?!?!?!?! DON'T YOU SASS ME GIRL!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_35.JPG

Oh great! Now I'm getting a migraine...AGAIN!!!!

*3 HOURS LATER*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_37.JPG

Hmmmmm...where are they? I swear I put them right here...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_38.JPG

Arwen, honey, where are my pills? I can't find them.

Oddwen
04-29-2003, 05:59 PM
Alllll-righty then! On to the First Annual Ms. Middle-earth pageant! Meet the contestants!

Arwen:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_13.jpg
I shall surely win! Everyone KNOWS that I am the most beautiful.

Eowyn:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_18.jpg
Hmm. Snooty Elf. I shall obviously win: I shall wow the judge with my blonde-ness.

Galadriel:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_19.JPG
Well, I seem to be involved in another contest. No matter. THIS TIME I SHALL PREVAIL! WAHAHAHA*cough* I mean...wisdom and experience must count for something!

Rosie Cotton:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_2.JPG
Well being a good worker is good too! This is the way we dry the dish, dry the dish, dry the dish, this is the way we dry the dish so early in the morning!

And...Legolas?????
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_36.JPG
Oh, but you ladies don't have my fangirl-dazzling smile! Hmmph! Work that, Rosie!

Ahhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm....and now meet your judge!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_13.jpg
Huh? Pretty clouds...


Hoo boy. Now, onto the fun!

[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]

Oddwen
04-29-2003, 06:13 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_4.jpg
So I actually get to do something important, huh? Wow!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_13.JPG
*Psst!* Pippin!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_6.jpg
Huh? Aragorn? What do you want?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_7.JPG
I just wanted to make sure your priorities are straight. Wait a minute, I'll use smaller words. If you don't pick Arwen, I'll do to you what I did to Boromir. And Legolas. And Merry. And Frodo.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_10.jpg
Wait a minute...you'll steal my wristguards, shoot me, burn me, and then give me bad cookies? Hey, weren't you banned from Rivendell or something for cheating?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_bree_9.JPG
Me? Nahhh. You must be thinking of...Celeborn. Yeah, Celeborn.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_11.jpg
Ooh, Celeborn. He's scary. Well, I'll just go, um, think it over, 'kay? 'Kay. *Pippin walks off*

Part 3, anyone?

Oddwen
04-29-2003, 06:19 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_15.jpg
Wow, all this thinking is giving me an appetite! I could go for a pint about now...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOMER/ttt_Eomer_26.jpg
Psst, halfling!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_13.JPG
Huh?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_7.JPG
I just wanted to make sure your priorities are straight. Oh wait, small words...if you don't pick my sister, I'll do to you what I did to the orcs.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_amonhen_3.JPG
Um, you'll give me cookies?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_20.jpg
*glare*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_amonhen_4.JPG
Never mind. *sigh* No pint for me today, I can see...
*walks on*

Oddwen
04-29-2003, 06:27 PM
Pippin is still walking. All of a sudden, he hears a voice behind him.

"PIPPIN!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_amonhen_5.JPG
Uhh?????


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_3.JPG
Pippin! If you do not pick my wife I shall breathe on you...like this!!!!!!!!!!! *hhhhhhhhooohhhhhhhhhhh*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_7.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *flees the scary Celeborn*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippintreebeard_1.jpg
Phew...that was close! I hope he won't find me in this tree...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/SAM/ttt_sam_21.jpg
Ah, Pippin! Glad to see you! Are you hiding from Celeborn too?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_2.jpg
Yes! But talk quieter, he'll hear us!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_12.jpg
Actually, I wanted to speak to you...you are picking Rosie for Ms. Middle-earth, aren't you?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_9.jpg
AHHHH!! *leaps from tree and flees*

elven maiden Earwen
04-29-2003, 06:32 PM
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
*dies* *dies again* dies again* Go EowyN, beat the evil horse thief!!! smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

Oddwen
04-29-2003, 06:37 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_8.JPG
Ah, Pippin! Just the person I wanted to see!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_1.JPG
Wait, let me guess. You want me to vote for you in the contest. Well, it can wait! I'm just about to get a pint! SO SIDDOWN AND WAIT!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_22.JPG
Jees, ya don't have to yell, You ought to be careful of my super-sensitive elven hearing, y'know! What I actually wanted to say to you was that do you know how to get out of this contest? I didn't know when I entered that it would be for, ahem, girls...so I was wondering if you could help?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_8.JPG
Oh, that's very nice...*claws counter* *is thinking "PINTPINTPINTPINT*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_5.JPG
Sooo...can you help me?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_11.JPG
Sure I can help...*fingers sword*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_lorien_29.JPG
Great, thanks! You're the best! *nances off singing*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_12.JPG
*beats on counter* If I don't get my pint now and I mean NOW there will be a barroom in serious need of a remodeling!!!!

Trippo The Hippo
04-29-2003, 06:38 PM
poor legolas he has know one to stand up for him and threaten pippin for him well then i vote legolas for miss middle earth there legolas people do care about you

Oddwen
04-29-2003, 06:45 PM
*back at Rivindell: pageant headquarters*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_rivendell_1.JPG
I have made my decision!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_thefellowship_rivendell_1.JPG
*bated breath*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_14.JPG
I choose Rosie Cotton! Legolas is gone! There, I'm done! Where's my pint? *is wired* Pintpintpintpintpint...Barliman hadn't ought to have kicked me out...pintpintpintpint...

*the rest of the womenfolk* "Boohoohoohoo!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_1.JPG
Yipee skipee! Yay! *dances around*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_3.jpg
Do the Wave for me!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_10.JPG
Ahh, at last a pint pint plmmbll....

Aragorn, Eomer, Celeborn, Elrond and Faramir sneak into his room that night...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_24.jpg
Aragorn: Alright Celeborn, do your stuff!
Pippin: NOOOOOO!!!!!!


The end! Sorry it wasn't longer or better...I'm kinda pressed for time.
smilies/frown.gif

Arvedui III
04-29-2003, 06:49 PM
* UNcontrolled Laughter* *Crash* *THUD*

THis.. Is...soooo....funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poor Pippen, I hope he get's MORE pints by the end of this.
Go Eowyn, Yay!

[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Arvedui III ]

Oddwen
04-29-2003, 06:49 PM
But before I leave entirely, I leave you with this mini-skit. Take it from here!

Skippy the 10th Nazgul, perhaps?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_nazgulrobes_1.jpg
Whee! I love to pogo pogo pogo yay! Pogo everywhere I go, la la la haha!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_1.JPG
Mommie! I wanna pogo too! *throws a fit*

Ooooook, maybe a few too many girl scout cookies this afternoon. *faintly bounces around room* *the echoes of whomever spoke*

GaladrieloftheOlden
04-29-2003, 07:13 PM
* UNcontrolled Laughter* *Crash* *THUD* My thoughts exactly. Just on a larger scale...
*CRASH! BOOM! THUD! screams* smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Oddwen
04-30-2003, 04:13 AM
Too many cookies. (Half a box) I could not stop giggling last night. "hhhhoooooohhhhhhhh" and poor Celeborn...I thought of this just to shut myself up.

*imagine yourself in a giiiiiiiiant theatre. Hollywood bowl type thing. Haldir prances onto the stage*


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/haldir/fotr_haldir_lorien_1.JPG
Tra la la, I mean hello fans! *cheer* I am here to introduce to you....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/haldir/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_4.jpg
"His breath is as a poison gas
His son-in-law you must not sass
Please join me on this frosty morn'
And give it up for Celeborn!"
*more cheers*


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_6.JPG
*cheers come to a climax as Celeborn enters*
"Why thank you I..." *The right wing is suddenly knocked senseless!*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_5.JPG
"And I thank you and..." *the entire left wing is taken out*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_3.JPG
"I thank you, my fans..." *the rest of the audience is wiped out!*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_7.JPG
Um, dear...? *Galadriel faints*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_4.JPG
*speaking to his tour manager, Elrond*
"Hey Elrond? Do you think it might be time for a change?" *Elrond faints*


Hmm, anyone have a breathmint for Celeborn...a big one? And while you're at it, have you some smelling salts? Thanks, and perhaps some thin mints? I think the sugar is starting to wear off...

Oddwen
04-30-2003, 04:26 AM
...and fluff my pillow and peel me an orange and...oh you're back? Y'know what? At times like this, this forum is MINE! Sort of...innyhoo anither long 'un fer y'all.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_1.JPG
Boy, I'm glad we took care of that hobbit last night! Arwen is going to cry for weeks, in human time anyway.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_9.JPG
Good mornin', everyone!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_6.JPG
Pippin! You're alright???

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_3.JPG
Uh...yeah. Shouldn't I be?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_21.jpg
Oh, no...no reason heh heh...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_19.jpg
Guys...I think we got the wrong hobbit...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_5.JPG
Faramir: See here...we should have taken a left at the fifteenth kitchen...
Aragorn: Ohhh, ok...ummmmmm, who did we get then?


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/MERRY/ttt_merry_18.jpg
*hack wheeze* Pardon me boys, is that the Chatanooga Choo-choo? *hack wheeze* No ma! I don't want Yeller to dieee! *hackblllvmmm*


Aragorn, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir: Uh-ohhhh...

Oddwen
04-30-2003, 04:38 AM
Wheee! Y'know what? It's too early!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_10.JPG
Arwen: Boohoohoo! I didn't win!
Elrond: There there dear...Aragorn will take care of that nasty hobbit for you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_weathertop_11.JPG
Hey Pippin...*thwack!*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_12.jpg
Ow! Hey, what was that for???

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_7.JPG
Well, let's just say your priorities were not straight. Oh wait...small words...you didn't pick Arwen you little...short dude!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_13.JPG
Oh Pippin! Just the person I wanted to see! Thank you soooo much for picking Rosie, I just wanted to give you a big hug!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_9.jpg
What???? Nooo! Noo huggles!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_moria_4.JPG
What??? No huggles?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_moria_6.JPG
How can anyone not like huggles?

*Pippin flees*

Oddwen
04-30-2003, 04:47 AM
*Pippin tries to flee but is surrounded by masses demanding to know why he picked Rosie Cotton!* (Some of you, perhaps?)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_8.jpg
Akk! I'll tell you! The other contestants failed miserably in the talent spot! And Rosie's a good worker!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_12.JPG
What are you talking about?? I have talent! *lotta fancy knifework*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_22.jpg
Uhh? Yes, but you don't clean knives, you only play with them! I'm judging by hobbit standards, of course!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_29.jpg
BOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_4.JPG
And why do you not pick me, halfling? I have talent! I work! I crossed the Helcarxe and killed...I mean went with Feanor and burned the Teliri...I mean...sailed on the Teliri ships! I have a pretty mirror!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_13.jpg
Yeah...but umm...you couldn't fit into a hobbit hole!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_17.JPG
WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs off crying*

Oddwen
04-30-2003, 04:59 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_19.jpg
But why didn't you pick me?? Everyone knows I'm the most beautiful in Middle-earth! And I saved Frodo from that mean ol' nasty Black Rider!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_6.jpg
I seem to remember an accusation that you stole that horse...and besides that according to Elrond and Aragorn you've never done a lick of work in your life!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_2.JPG
WAHHHH! *sniff* I'll show you! I'm running away and I'm never coming back!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/elrond/ttt_elrond_rivendell_1.JPG
Now look what you've done! Last time she ran away it took seventy years to get her to come back!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_3.jpg
Oops...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_rivendell_35.JPG
But why didn't you pick me?? Anyone knows I could beat any and all of these girls in a fight!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_9.JPG
Legolas, repeat this word after me several times: Girls.


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_rivendell_27.JPG
Hmm...girls girls girls...oh gee duh! Heheh...oops.

Oddwen
04-30-2003, 05:08 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_3.jpg
Yay! Do the Wave for me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_1.JPG
La la la, haha!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_parthgalen_3.JPG
Oh Pippin, I love you man! Give me a huggles!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_7.jpg
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/SAM/ttt_sam_35.jpg
Pippin: You want huggles? I'll give you huggles!!! Aright, Celeborn, do your stuff!
Sam: Grrkkkll! Hmmbbss!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_2.JPG
Aww! They're giving each other huggles! How adorable!

Well, maybe not the brightest light bulb in the chandlier, but welcome to Ms. Middle-earth!

[ April 30, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]

Trippo The Hippo
04-30-2003, 08:12 AM
i have done the wave for rosie cotton but does anyone think that pippin rigged the competiton he is a hobbit and rosie is a hobbit something to think on

Trippo The Hippo
04-30-2003, 10:07 AM
A rumor has been started by myself, that there will be a disco dance off at the BD birthday party, and some of the characters have gotten wind of this and have started practicing.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_hollin_1.JPG
"Staying Alive"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_3.JPG
"Staying Alive"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_10.JPG
"OH"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_27.jpg
"OH"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_cavetroll_1.JPG
"OH"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_20.JPG
"OH"
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_21.jpg
"STAYING ALIVE"

Oddwen
04-30-2003, 05:48 PM
Hmm, singing? That brings to mind a couple of ideas I've been ruminating for a while...perhaps in a few hours...
And Trippo, you must understand that hobbits do have different standards than elves and men, perhaps even your or I.
Believe me, Rosie winning was (almost) completely random. smilies/biggrin.gif

Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien
05-01-2003, 07:13 AM
Hehe, very amusing.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_bree_6.jpg "You must not see my hair, for it has not been washed for 2 months."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_moria_3.jpg "Cor! 2 months!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_2.jpg Haha! Strider hasn't washed his hair for 2 months! Heehee!

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

Melephelwen
05-01-2003, 07:47 AM
Heh heh heh... Didn't see this 'til now... But I think Gandalf should have won the disco contest!! He's spent weeks of practicing and all, and Boromir just has a name that rhymes... smilies/rolleyes.gif
Anyways, I hope y'all keep this coming! I'm afraid I'm too bad at this to make some... smilies/frown.gif

Airehiriel
05-01-2003, 09:33 AM
Oh Oddwen! You are BRILLIANT!

Oddwen
05-01-2003, 04:34 PM
But of course I am! *cough* Thank you. Not brilliant, just mentally deranged.
I'm posting a reminder here to myself lest I forget...I'll bring it up somewhere next day or two...SAMWISE PRESLEY!

Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien
05-02-2003, 10:40 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_hollin_2.JPG Mr Frodo, Bill just did something on Legolas' shampoo

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_17.jpg *looking down* eeew....ah well, let him clear it up!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG That pony just did something on my shampoo!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_2.JPG Haha pretty boy!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_parthgalen_1.JPG don't worry about it, Elf, us dwarves are brave. I will clean up the pony's, ahem, waste. *wink wink*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_hollin_1.JPG *throws on Legolas* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ May 02, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

Mornie Alantie
05-02-2003, 10:59 AM
When it comes to secret agents, their smooth, their secret, then theres Gollum.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_3.jpg

Gollum: Hobbitses are our enimies! Quick and silent as shadows we must be.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/grouphobbits/ttt_frodosamgollum_4.jpg

Gollum: They musn't know we's are here.
*Frodo Catches Gollum from behind.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_frodosam_17.jpg

*Gollum is held in captivity for a few days but escapes.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_35.jpg

Gollum: Hobbitses know who we are. We must put on a secret Identity!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GOLLUM/ttt_gollum_41.jpg

*starts morphing*

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/yoda/img/movie2_sm.jpg

Gollum: There we goes now to get the precious from the bagginses.

*goes over to hobbits*

http://www.starwars.com/site/news/2003/04/img/yoda_screenthemes.jpg

Greeting master Frodo. How can I be of help?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_frodosam_12.jpg

Frodo: That is soo lame.

Firondoiel
05-02-2003, 11:22 AM
ROTFL!!!! That was soooo funny Mornie Alantie!!!!
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-02-2003, 11:49 AM
Yeah! That was hilarious! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/smile.gif

~Menelien

Mornie Alantie
05-02-2003, 11:59 AM
Thanks. Spurr of the moment type thing it was.

Mornie Alantie
05-02-2003, 12:23 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_49.JPG

Hello everyone! we are going to have a group singing contest where everyone sing a section of the song we will start with "I will survive!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_3.JPG

And so your back.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_12.jpg

FROM OUTER SPACE!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_27.jpg

i just walked in to find you here-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_sarumangrima_isenguard_3.jpg

With that sad look upon your face!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_35.JPG

I should have changed that stupid lock.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/LEGOLAS/ttt_legolas_58.jpg

I should have made you leave the key.

Mornie Alantie
05-02-2003, 12:24 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_12.jpg

If I had known for just one second,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_24.jpg

You'd be back to bother me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_11.jpg

Go on, now go!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_12.JPG

Walk out the door.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_22.JPG

......Ah....I forgot what comes next.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_36.jpg

We will survive, Precious!

Mornie Alantie
05-02-2003, 12:28 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_20.jpg

Hold your pants! I will Let someone else have a turn.

Just pic a song and/or judge who should win. Dont forget to judge on the singing quality and how much heart they put into it. Sorry Celeborn you are at the bottom of the list for Heart. If we want to make this like the Disco, we will close the contest on may 12 and see who wins. Remember it has to be multiple people per song.

Mornie Alantie
05-02-2003, 12:30 PM
P.S. Don't vote on your own post.

Sapphire_Flame
05-02-2003, 12:54 PM
*ROTFLOL!!!* Too funny! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
05-02-2003, 02:46 PM
......Ah....I forgot what comes next.

*giggles* He looks so clueless right there. *patpats a clueless Boromir*

Hmm... Song contest...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_3.JPG

There's a man who leads a life of danger.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_denethorfaramir_1.jpg

To ev'ryone he meets, he...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FARAMIR/ttt_faramir_23.jpg

STAYS A STRAAAAAANGERRR-RRR-RRRR!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_22.jpg

*psst* Was that good fellas?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_1.JPG

*pained voice* Well ev'ry move he makes...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOMER/ttt_Eomer_28.jpg

... another chance he fakes...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOMER/ttt_Eomer_29.jpg

Er... um... makes....

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_18.JPG

*eyeing Faramir and Éomer* Odds are they... er... he won't live to see tomorrow.

[ May 02, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

Oddwen
05-02-2003, 06:24 PM
How fun!
"IN OUTER SPACE!"

And Faramir...I love him now! Almost...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_bree_1.JPG
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_sarumangrima_isenguard_3.jpg
Shake - shake yourself!
You're every move you make
So the story goes!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodosam_shire_9.JPG
Owner of a lonely heart...
Owner of a lonely heart...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_3.JPG
Ooh, much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FARAMIR/ttt_faramir_23.jpg
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART! SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH!!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_caradhras_8.JPG
Hey guys! When do I get a solo, huh? *whinewhine*

Oddwen
05-03-2003, 05:31 AM
I guess this is not eligible since there's only one person.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_grishnakh_1.JPG
Alright! Join in, everybody! Three coins in a fountain, each one seeking happiness...what? Nobody knows it? Oh...


(Ever see "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles"? That's probably the only way you'll get it.)

Rose Cotton
05-03-2003, 05:48 AM
Alright, Let me take a shot at this:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_4.JPG

Narrarator: Boromir.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_hollin_1.JPG

The one true Disco King. (do the wave)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_caradhras_3.JPG

For so long

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_10.JPG

his crown has

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_26.jpg

been threatened.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_13.JPG

But nothing prepared him for this.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_eye_1.jpg

Sauron: I SHALL BE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!!

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-03-2003, 05:55 AM
!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif !!!

~Menelien
(My posts are just getting more and more coherent all the time, aren't they?)

Dûrlossiel
05-03-2003, 07:28 AM
*rolling on the floor laughing* I wish I could think of something to do like that. Anyway, right now my vote goes to Rose Cotton's "Sauran as Lord of the dance."

!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif !!!

I agree completely.

[ May 03, 2003: Message edited by: Dûrlossiel ]

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-03-2003, 12:39 PM
Hero, by Mariah Carey *retches into a basin*
Just one thing- I didn't sleep for a minute (literally) last night, so my brains are in a bit of a jumble, which clearly shows up in my posts. But in MEMayhem, I hope that's a good thing =)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_13.JPG There's a hero-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_lorien_1.JPG If you look inside your heart,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/elrond/ttt_elrond_rivendell_1.JPG You don't have to be afraid

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG Of what you are...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_amonhen_1.JPG There's an answer,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_18.jpg If you reach into your soul,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_12.jpg And the sorrow that you know

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_15.jpg Will melt away...

То be continued in next post. (I had to sing this song in chorus last year much too many times for my own good, so now I hate it with a passion =). )

Edit: Happy 900th post to me!!!

[ May 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-03-2003, 12:58 PM
Hero, continued. *chokes*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_15.jpg And then a hero comes along,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ents/ttt_ents_3.jpg With the strength to carry on,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_10.jpg And you cast your fears aside,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_rohan_4.JPG And you know you can survive!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodosam_1.jpg So when you feel like hope is gone,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalfbalrog_1.jpg Look inside you and be strong,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_4.JPG And you'll finally see the truth,-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_15.jpg That a hero lies in you-oo...!

2 more posts of tis nonsense to go...

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-03-2003, 01:09 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_8.JPG It's a long road,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_9.JPG When you face the world alooone... (this isn't Osgiliath!?!? =)- sorry, had to put that in, I told you I'm feeling queasy)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_23.jpg No one reaches out a hand

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/thefellowship/ttt_aragorneowyn_2.jpg For you to hoooold...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/thefellowship/ttt_aragornarwen_5.jpg You can find love...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_shire_10.JPG If you search within yourseeelf-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_galadrielsdress_1.jpg And the emptiness you felt-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_13.JPG Will disappear.

Only one more verse... brace yourselves (this is where I would put the wink smily if I could but I've used up all the picture space in this post so just imagine it)

~Menelien

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-03-2003, 01:23 PM
Okay, here's the rest, sorry for being so weird =)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_19.JPG Lord knows-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/shadowfax/ttt_shadowfax_4.JPG Dreams are hard to follow-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_20.jpg But don't let anyone-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_rohan_1.JPG Tear them away!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/SAM/ttt_sam_35.jpg Hold ooon...!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_saruman_4.jpg There will be tomorrow! (This picture looks like the Gandalf one from "Stop! In the name of love!"... maybe they should be a disco pair. That is, if Saruman stops breakdancing...)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/HALDIR/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_7.JPG In time...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/haldir/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_6.jpg You'll find the way!

*sobs from the sentimental song. or rather, goes to the bathroom and doens't stop throwing up- for a while =)*

~Menelien

Helkahothion
05-03-2003, 02:07 PM
Ill have a go.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_11.JPG
What are you two up two? I don't trust it one tiny bit.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_greendragon_1.JPG
Nothing just climing on a table.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_greendragon_4.JPG
*Merry and Pippin stand on the table and a big grin appears on their faces*
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_hobbits_shire_5.JPG
MOSH PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_29.JPG
Get of me! I can't breath!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_19.JPG
I knew it. You want to kill those poor Hobbits! Eat this you crazy Mofo's!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_shire_3.JPG
That hurt Pip.
Yep, it really did.
*Both fall over halfdead and scuffle like pigs just for the hell of it*

Silmarien
05-04-2003, 12:25 AM
Thanks to the many who contributed to this idea
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_saruman_4.jpg
STOP!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_argonath.JPG
In
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_20.jpg
the name
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_5.JPG
of love
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_29.jpg
before you break my heart

elven maiden Earwen
05-04-2003, 11:02 AM
lol smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif lol smilies/biggrin.gif lol lol lol lol
dies 22 times in a row after reading these post. Stop in the name of love

Anything but Arwen
05-04-2003, 12:37 PM
This is gonna be random...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_5.JPG


Aragorn: No...it cant be...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_23.JPG

Legolas: Nooooo!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/shadowfax/ttt_shadowfax_4.JPG

...................


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_moria_7.JPG


Gimli: Somebody shoot the Wizard!

[ May 04, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien
05-04-2003, 12:44 PM
......Ah....I forgot what comes next.

Hehe, Boromir looks so funny! And the 'We will survive, precious' from Gollum is fantastic! Well done!

Helkahothion
05-04-2003, 12:48 PM
Gimli: Somebody shoot the Wizard!

HAHAHAHAHA that gave me a mental image about someone pulling a shotgun and blasting Gandalf backwards 15 feet from his horse. LOLOLOL

Anything but Arwen
05-04-2003, 01:03 PM
Oooh, wow, new page! But anyway, making these are addictive!!!

Ok, so more Fangirl ISM...

Aragorn: I see Fangirls! Boromir, hide me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_4.JPG

Boromir: Nay! I shall pretend to be you, and draw them away for you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_6.jpg

Aragorn: You'd do that for me?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_24.JPG

Boromir: Ye-AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! **runs**

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_9.JPG

Eowyn and other fangirls: **rushing past** Come back my darling!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_8.JPG

Aragorn: **from behind tree** Phew...have they gone?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_12.JPG


Right....that was pants. Never mindy...

[ May 04, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Helkahothion
05-04-2003, 01:09 PM
Right....that was pants.

¿¿¿¿ well, that remark is new.

Anything but Arwen
05-04-2003, 01:13 PM
lol Helkahothlion, have you not heard that expression before?

Im scared by your Location, btw....

Helkahothion
05-04-2003, 01:14 PM
It's quite normal considering the fact that I am a cigarete. smilies/wink.gif

Trippo The Hippo
05-04-2003, 02:11 PM
Helkathion. When did you first having this dream that you were a cigarette?

Helkahothion
05-04-2003, 02:16 PM
When a very hansome chick was sucking my toe.

Trippo The Hippo
05-04-2003, 02:22 PM
I don't know how to respond to that. Except by chuckling, and trying to get the disturbing images out of my mind.

Helkahothion
05-04-2003, 02:26 PM
smilies/evil.gif excactly my intention. All will perish by the thought mwuahahahaha. smilies/evil.gif

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
05-04-2003, 02:34 PM
I suddenly don't want to know.

In continuation of Anything But Arwen's post:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_9.JPG

Where is she, where is she, where is she...?
*screams of fangirls can be heard in the background: "Aragorn!" "I want to marry you!" "You can't run from fate, my love!"*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_15.JPG

Rynoah: *GASP* I sense Boromir is in trouble!

(No, I look nothing like Galadriel. Humor me, mmkay?)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_4.JPG

STAND ASIDE, YOU DROOLING FANGIRLS OF ANCIENT CURSE! BE GONE AND LEAVE MY GONDORIAN MAN ALONE!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_rangersofithilien_2.jpg

AIEE! *screams of fear as the fangirls retreat*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_2.JPG

*confused* Whoa, wait a minute. How'd you do that?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_15.JPG

You forget, Aragorn, that I have an overprotective fangirl. It's insurance against other fangirls.

(Off-camera) Rynoah: *protective cling and growl*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_29.jpg

An overprotective fangirl. I see now!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_6.JPG

Well, then, I'm off on a quest to find an overprotective fangirl to call my own! Wish me luck!

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-04-2003, 03:31 PM
have you not heard that expression before? Wow, that expression has certainly not gotten to where I'm livin! smilies/eek.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

Helkahothion
05-04-2003, 03:35 PM
Agreed.

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-04-2003, 03:44 PM
...and I assume not much gets into the lungs of Legolas.

~Menelien

Dûrlossiel
05-04-2003, 09:04 PM
This is a team effort with myself and Tinuviel of Denton.

*Grabs keyboard*
Hi!
*Gives it back*

smilies/rolleyes.gif

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodo_3.JPG
Frodo: There's an army of fangirls coming!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/ROTKPICS/rotk_army_8.jpg
Fangirls: Aragorn, Legolas we LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_2.JPG
Gimli: Let them come. My axe is sharp.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_2.JPG
Legolas: Great idea, Gimli! Hey, Aragorn, I can shoot more than you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_moria_2.JPG
Aragorn: Care to bet?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_3.JPG
Legolas: Sure, if I win you have to cook for the rest of the quest.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/HALDIR/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_8.JPG
Elves: We'll help you.
Haldir: Ready, Aim...

*Grabs keyboard again*
Don't be too hard on us. We're tired.
(This idea was suggested by a random comment of a sci-fi fan. Go figure)
*hands keyboard back to Dûrlossiel*

Mornie Alantie
05-05-2003, 08:07 AM
Here's my first anti fangirl.


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_tedsandyman_1.JPG

They say that Aragorn and Legolas are raising an Army to fight the common enemy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_7.JPG

Its about time they did somthing about Sauron.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_parthgalen_1.JPG

Not Sauron mylady, he's relatively harmless, all he wants to do is take over the world and destroy every thing good in it. We are talking about the fangirls.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_7.jpg

Help their is an army of Fangirl forming in the south! Beware to all men!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_rohan_1.JPG

How Many?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_13.jpg

Ten thousand strong at least!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_10.jpg

we don't think we have much to worry abouts precious.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_3.jpg

com'ere shoochy poochy Sheagoly!

Mornie Alantie
05-05-2003, 08:08 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_20.jpg

Oh NO! We must gather with Aragornses army!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_38.JPG

Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom, ahh, other than you Gimli. You will unite or you will fall.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_lastalliance_7.JPG

Me and my Elves pledge our swords.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/LEGOLAS/ttt_legolas_helmsdeep_3.JPG

We pledge our bows.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_6.JPG

And my axe. Sorry I didn't bring more dwarves, but we dwarves don't get fangirls.

(meanwhile)


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_21.jpg

Grima! Come here honey!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_10.jpg

Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see I am wearied by your troublesome girls.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GRIMA/ttt_grima_24.jpg

I must flee to Aragorns Army in Helms deep!

Mornie Alantie
05-05-2003, 08:09 AM
*After all the Anit-fangirls army is gathered they await the oncoming storm at Helms deep.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_urukarmy_1.jpg

The army of fangirls is on the march.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_ugluk_1.jpg

Wheres my poopski Aragorn?!?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/othercharacters/ttt_helmsdeep_6.jpg

They flood the entire deep with more on the way.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_9.JPG

The battle begins.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_battle_3.jpg

Aragorn it is hopeless get your men to the keep!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_75.jpg

Nan Barad! To the Keep!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_23.jpg

We must get to the keep!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GIMLI/ttt_gimli_22.jpg

As the others retreated Gimli is taken prisoner and is tortured by the cruel fangirl torture!

Mornie Alantie
05-05-2003, 08:10 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/EOWYN/ttt_eowyn_37.jpg

Hello shnooockums sweety my lovy dovy gwimli.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_12.jpg

The torture of her words! I can't bear it!

*everything changes with the arrival of a few allies.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_rivendell_3.JPG

Forward!!! Men Forward!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_cavetroll_1.JPG

Charge!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_butterbur_bree_1.JPG

We are the ones not even fangirls like!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/othercharacters/ttt_Peter_Jackson_1.jpg

Hey Babes!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_morwen_1.jpg

Retreat!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/othercharacters/ttt_riddermark_1.jpg

Evry tale must end. This one does with the fangirl army in full retreat.

Airehiriel
05-05-2003, 09:43 AM
Haha! I love it Mornie!

And I vote for Silmarien's "Stop in the name of Love"

Oddwen
05-05-2003, 01:33 PM
Very funny! Hee hee hee hee..."Gimli is captured an tortured: 'Gimlikins! Smeegums pooki!'"

With the party going on, now might not have been the absolute best time to start that contest...but hey, I can think of something good in a week, I hope.

Sapphire_Flame
05-05-2003, 02:42 PM
Right on, Mornie!!! smilies/biggrin.gif That one Uruk-hai looked just like some fangirls I know too! LOL!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!

Mornie Alantie
05-05-2003, 03:07 PM
Thanks. I had to ad to the Anti-fangirl mania. I confess i start off with an Idea and let the pics do the rest. Just figure out something and look at the pics. They give me ideas!

Mornie Alantie
05-06-2003, 07:06 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_21.JPG

Thank you for tunning in to your problems hotline. To call please dial 1-800-elf-Imladris.

*phone rings and it is put on the air*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_25.JPG

who is calling and whats your problem.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_21.jpg

We's gots problems. our problem is that theres two of us and we are only one person.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_1.JPG

So your saying you have a "spilt" personality? or are you living a double life?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_18.jpg

both at once. One minute we are Smeagol the were the bad guy Gollum.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_26.JPG

I see, so what your saying is your mind is split in two?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_31.jpg

I guess thats it but this Gollum guy is always killing my friends, stealing and is so mean.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_29.JPG

Do you have anything to say to that Gollum?

Mornie Alantie
05-06-2003, 07:07 AM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GOLLUM/ttt_gollum_39.jpg

I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me! And we wantsss the precious that was stolen from ussss.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_33.JPG

It sounds to me that you have a serious case of obsession. My daughter is a can help you with this if you want.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_34.jpg

Smeagol: Yes, Yes, take him away and teach him!
Gollum: Never! The precious is ours!
Smeagol:go away!
Gollum: No!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_39.JPG

You guys, were on the air, you need to cut that out.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_26.jpg

S: Yes Precious!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/GOLLUM/ttt_gollum_38.jpg

G: No!
S: YES!
G: NO!
S: YES!
G: NO!
S: YES!
G: NO!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_35.JPG

I knew I shoulda gone to Valinor!

Tinuviel of Denton
05-06-2003, 06:18 PM
Hey, Mornie Alantie, the fangirl army was MY idea!!!!! You copied!!!!!
That's okay though. Yours was better.

Firondoiel
05-06-2003, 07:42 PM
This is the scene at Helms Deep Where Aragorn and Gimli are about to leap onto the orcs.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_1.JPG
"Orcs! Very dangerous."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_15.jpg
"You go first."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_33.jpg
"Wrong movie, John."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_14.jpg
"Hey, it sure beats the "Toss me" line!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/othercharacters/ttt_Peter_Jackson_1.jpg
"CUT! You see what I go through and you wonder why I'm like this?!?!"


For all the Indiana Jones fans. smilies/biggrin.gif

[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]

Arawethiel
05-06-2003, 10:35 PM
Ha ha ha ha!!! *Falls out of chair from laughter* I've been gone too long! These are all great! smilies/smile.gif Anti-fangirl scenes are always the best! *snickers* I love all the contests that have come up. He he, I'm going to have 70's songs in my head all night now. smilies/biggrin.gif Keep the funny scenes coming you guys!!! Hopefully, all of your good ideas will inspire me again to do one of my own. smilies/rolleyes.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-07-2003, 01:12 AM
*doubles up*

~Menelien
(What content this post has, really smilies/wink.gif )

Sapphire_Flame
05-07-2003, 11:16 AM
*dies* smilies/biggrin.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-07-2003, 11:20 AM
Could somebody tell me how to ost pictures from a mac computer? The ones at my house are IBM, but these ones at school are macs, and when I sneak on next time, I'd like to be able to post pictures smilies/biggrin.gif

~Menelien

Oddwen
05-07-2003, 02:08 PM
With a Mac, you hold down the mouse button (if it's a single button mouse), or the right button, on the thumbnail image until a menu pops up. You may have to press the shift key and let it up again. Then select "Open IMAGE in new window". Then when it loads, just select the address from the bar and "copy" from the edit menu. Then past it into BD's.

Hope that helps!

Tinuviel of Denton
05-07-2003, 07:46 PM
Hey, everybody,
Durlossiel has requested that I make one leetle correction to my last post. The fangirl shooting contest wasn't entirely my idea, I had help from her. Actually, she threatened to dunk me if I didn't correct it.

Hey, cool! I'm an animated skeleton now! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ May 07, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-08-2003, 02:14 AM
Congratulations on your, uh, skeletonship, Tinuviel =)

Okay, here comes a really weird one:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_25.jpg
Why did the chicken cross the road?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_6.JPG
Holy ****! Not this again!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_27.jpg
To get to the other side! Ha! Ha! Ha!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_16.jpg
Gandalf, that's not funny.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_25.jpg
What did you say???

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_5.JPG
My staff shall come down!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_4.JPG
*clack*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_amonhen_10.JPG
*boom*

More weirdnss in next post...

~Menelien

Oddwen
05-08-2003, 04:47 AM
Aha! So Gandalf also has a Pokey Stick of Doom? And he pokes Frodo?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Silmarien
05-08-2003, 05:07 AM
NONONO! NOT a POKEY STICK OF DOOM!!!! smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

*hides while contemplating comeback scene*
'but what's more powerful than a pokey stick of DOOM. Hmm I wonder no. YES. Maybe.
BWAHAHAHAHA' smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

Helkahothion
05-08-2003, 09:09 AM
Nothing beats the monkey pants attacker of doom. I have spoken. Weird yes, but spoken nontheless. smilies/biggrin.gif

Airehiriel
05-08-2003, 12:14 PM
Well, Helkahothion, perhaps you need to make a scene involving the monkey pants attacker of doom. It sounds...intriguing.

Helkahothion
05-08-2003, 01:33 PM
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/saruman/fotr_saruman_5.JPG
Be gone. Or I will send of the pants attacking monkey of doom!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_8.JPG
HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid Wizard. Is that all you have? No magic created army? Just a stupid monkey?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_12.JPG
Just send it of. Man is that Sauron a weird bloke or what.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/saruman/fotr_saruman_4.JPG
Go and get them, pants attacking monkey of Doom!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_19.JPG
No you IDOTS. Don't you know what you have unleashed?
http://www.e-trip.com/safrica/mtsqirl.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_weathertop_1.JPG
Mister Frodo!! NO!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_29.JPG
GET IT OUT OF MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're wish is my command.

[ May 08, 2003: Message edited by: Helkahothion ]

kittiewhirl1677
05-08-2003, 01:45 PM
Lol, that was funny. Haven't been to this forum in a while. I'm not at all up to date on what's happening, so don't mind me if I act a little clueless... smilies/wink.gif

Arafangwen
05-08-2003, 01:48 PM
That was.... intresting.... smilies/biggrin.gif Same here Kittywhirl! I should probably read up if I want to post anything huh. smilies/rolleyes.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-08-2003, 03:59 PM
Okay, continuation to mine, scroll up to find the beginning:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_20.jpg
FEEL THE POWER!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_17.jpg
Now do you understand how powerful I am?
...and how funny that joke was?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_bree_9.JPG
No... Gandalf... it wasn't you. Look!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/saruman/fotr_saruman_4.JPG
Frodo: It's Saruman...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARWEN/ttt_arwen_24.jpg
...he's flirting with Arwen!

Okay, don't ask me where I get these... strange... ideas. *shakes head* Demented dreams...

~Menelien

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-08-2003, 04:10 PM
Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom, ahh, other than you Gimli. HEHEHEHE smilies/tongue.gif
Continuing on the last thing I said...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_1.JPG
Honey! I'm home!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_fordofrivendell_7.JPG
Oh, Saru dear, hide quickly!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_rivendell_2.JPG
Oh honey, so glad you're home!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/SARUMAN/ttt_saruman_7.jpg
*jumps out* *poke*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_67.jpg
...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_2.JPG
Thank you, Shmuckums.

~Menelien

(I think I've just proved the theory that too much candy can get you high smilies/wink.gif)

Nuinatariel
05-08-2003, 05:39 PM
May I join your madness?


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_2.JPG

Playing with fire is fun. Maybe I'll blow up a few unsuspecting hobbits...


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_rivendell_8.JPG

Hello there, little hobbits. Would you like to play withe my snazzy fireworks?


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_hobbits_rivendell_1.JPG

Fireworks! YAY!!!


http://http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_27.jpg

Hehe. Have fun now. *hastily backs away*


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_sammerrypippin_1.JPG

Yay! Fire!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_shire_6.JPG

BOOM!!!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_13.JPG

Saruman! Get the marshmallows!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/saruman/fotr_saruman_2.JPG

*roasts marshmallow on end of stick*

ElenCala Isil
05-08-2003, 05:49 PM
Lame... 'tis lame.. but I tried..

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_merrypippin_3.JPG Pippin: what is it?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_merrypippin_fangorn_3.JPG Merry: Remember the legend? 'In a parallel universe a bearded man would befriend children and give them presents!' I think it's Santa Clause Pip! Frodo, Sam, It's Santa!


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_frodosam_osgiliath_1.JPG Frodo and Sam in Unison: Santa?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_anduin_1.JPG Looks more like Saruman to me..

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_weathertop_1.JPG Suuuuuure it does! but did saruman ever sing carols?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/saruman/fotr_saruman_4.JPG *singing* Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-08-2003, 05:52 PM
BWA HA HA! Santa Claus is a merry old fellow, white is his coat, and his boots are... yellow? Okay, I couldn't find a rhyme. I guess he hides the yellowness... smilies/rolleyes.gif

~Menelien

ElenCala Isil
05-08-2003, 06:13 PM
more nonsense.. yay!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_10.JPG Holy Eru! What is that smell?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodobilbo_shire_4.JPG Bilbo: Frodo, my lad, RUN! the reek is coming!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_moria_6.JPG Dear Lord! 'Tis worse than the foulest stench of my third cousin!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_isenguard_9.JPG oh and I was soo tired!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_amonhen_4.JPG Gandalf, I know you & Bob went to school together, but for the sake of pipeweed! MAKE THE SMELL GO AWAY!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_moria_13.JPG Bob, have you been eating beans again?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_balrog_1.JPG Aye, I'm sorry Gandalf! Blast that wretched Taco Bell!!!

Tinuviel of Denton
05-08-2003, 06:56 PM
I knew that too much candy could get you high a looong time ago. Remind me to someday tell the story of lightning and bubbles (Don't ask). smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

I think that BD must be a contagious disease because it's spreading in my house. I found it, then my sister got hooked, now we've got a third sister who's getting into it. smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif.

Also, I think that all the BDers are utterly and totally insane (this includes myself, and me, and I, and my other self...Stop me if you start getting nervous.)

ElenCala Isil
05-08-2003, 07:26 PM
hmm very interesting..

Also, I think that all the BDers are utterly and totally insane (this includes myself, and me, and I, and my other self...Stop me if you start getting nervous.)

smilies/biggrin.gif I must agree! yes, me, myself, I, and all my other selves are completely insane!

And thus, the madness continues:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_5.JPG Father, I am distressed. My dress is stretched out.. someone has been trying it on!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_18.JPG What?!?! who could have done such a thing??

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_rivendell_3.JPG Merry: I tried to tell him purple wasn't his color..
Pippin:you weren't kidding!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/arwen/fotr_arwen_rivendell_4.JPG Daddy, have you been wearing my dresses??!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_greendragon_2.JPG AHAHAHA! here it comes!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_36.JPG Oh for the love of Illuvatar! Where's my medication?!

elven maiden Earwen
05-08-2003, 09:32 PM
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

lololololololololololololol Sorry I thought that was funny and Hi. smilies/biggrin.gif

Oddwen
05-09-2003, 05:12 AM
Hi yourself Earwen!

Saruman roasts marshmallows on the end of his stick

It looks like there's more than one use for the Pokey Stick of Doom...

Why did one insulting person hurry the other insulting person up?
To get to the other snide.

Ohh, that was bad. smilies/tongue.gif

Helkahothion
05-09-2003, 05:25 AM
knock knock
who's there?
Boe
Boe who?
stop crying!

smilies/wink.gif

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-09-2003, 05:37 AM
You guys, you're really scaring me. I think my "why did the chicken cross the road" thing wasn't such a good idea now. I think that BD must be a contagious disease because it's spreading in my house. I found it, then my sister got hooked, now we've got a third sister who's getting into it. Yes, I know. I got a friend addicted, and she wasn
t even addicted to LotR! She's a Trekkie smilies/eek.gif (Maya- you got mentioned, if you read this! smilies/wink.gif) Okay, no time to make a whole scene, am leaving for school really soon, sorry. Actually I don't think you mind... and all 126 of me are addicted to this place. Except one of y sides has shown a weird craving for ninecompanions, but I shut it up quickly smilies/tongue.gif

~Menelien

Tinuviel of Denton
05-09-2003, 08:05 AM
There's only 126 of you? There's at least a thousand of me. They all have names too. smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

Hmmmm. Maybe I should get off this idea, before it goes too far. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Anyway, a scene, a scene...bloody flaming buttered onions, I can't think of a thing to post. smilies/mad.gif smilies/mad.gif

I think I like smileys waaaaay too much. smilies/wink.gif

Helkahothion
05-09-2003, 08:06 AM
bloody flaming buttered onions

Well there is a scene smilies/biggrin.gif

Sapphire_Flame
05-09-2003, 09:46 AM
Go and get them, pants attacking monkey of Doom!
Pants attacking monkey of doom? Okay, whatever you say Helka. smilies/rolleyes.gif I hereby present you with the Most Insane BDer award. *bows respectfully*

The Saucepan Man
05-09-2003, 10:44 AM
GET IT OUT OF MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snicker*

Santa Claus is a merry old fellow, white is his coat, and his boots are... yellow? Okay, I couldn't find a rhyme.

Now you know why Tom's boots are yellow. smilies/wink.gif

Helkahothion
05-09-2003, 11:53 AM
I hereby present you with the Most Insane BDer award.

Thanks smilies/biggrin.gif

*sighs, and places it onto the shelf with the other 200 "Most insane" prics*

Maybe it's me smilies/smile.gif

Tinuviel of Denton
05-09-2003, 05:45 PM
"Bloody flaming buttered onions" is a reference to another series of books, Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan. I added the flaming because it sounds more dramatic. Though that is quite a scene.

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-10-2003, 12:33 AM
There's only 126 of you? Well, more, but 126 is my special number, so yeah smilies/wink.gif Now you know why Tom's boots are yellow smilies/wink.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/eek.gif Lol, buahahaha, I feel like I'm overreacting, am I? These things happen to me in the middle of the night smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-10-2003, 12:46 AM
There was an idea, a page or two back, of using song lyrics and having the characters sing the songs. Well, I only do songs I don't like, and I already did "Hero" by Mariah Carey, so now it is the turn of "Beautiful", by Christina Aguilera. Watch me twist this song to my evil ways =)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_rivendell_1.JPG [Spoken]
Don't look at me,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_shire_2.JPG
Every day is so wonderful,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_parthgalen_4.JPG
Then suddenly, it's hard to breathe (I wonder why =)... )

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/FRODO/ttt_frodo_42.jpg
Now and then, I get insecure,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_18.jpg
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/haldir/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_5.jpg
I am beautiful- (Sorry, had to do that. We haven't decided what gender Haldir is yet, have we? =) )

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_rivendell_3.JPG
No matter what they say,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_bilbosbook_1.JPG
Words can't bring me down!

To be continued in next post...

~Menelien

GaladrieloftheOlden
05-10-2003, 12:57 AM
Continued...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_urukhai_1.jpg
I am beautiful,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/othercharacters/ttt_orc_1.jpg
in every single way,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_eowyn_1.jpg
Yes, words can't bring me down!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_8.JPG
So don't you bring me down, today...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG
To all your friends, you're delirious,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_denethorfaramir_1.jpg
So consumed in all your doom,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/thefellowship/ttt_aragorneowyngandalf_1.JPG
Trying hard to fill the emptiness,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gimli/ttt_gimli_11.JPG
The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone
Is that the way it is?

Okay, no more of this song. Too annoying. I'll think of a different one later=)

~Menelien