Modern Middle Earth Products

[Gamja]

Try and think of a middle earth product that might appear in our world. Remember, try to make it funny!

My own: Hobagachis: Hours of take-care-of-your-own-hobbit fun! Feed him, take care of him, and dicipline him when need be! Go to www.gamgeeproducts.com (http://www.gamgeeproducts.com) for more information.

Note: this site does not really exist

[Gamja]

bump!

[Manardariel]

I like "Cris´bas", flavoured Lembas.
They´re kinda like Rispinos from Unle Ben´s (know those?). Come in packages in the following flavours. Chocolate, caramel, banana, vanilla, Apple-Cinnamon, Chilli, Paprika, Cheezze, Sourcream&Onion etc, etc. Very popular with young elves, as well as
WiteMix. That´s a mix of white mead and lemonade. 5/6 lemonade, that is. smilies/smile.gif
And another: Falma, elven Vogue. Shows all the trends, tips and celebs in elven settlements all over ME. Esssential to Eldar under 1500.

For more, visit www.elventeen.com/what_you_need.html (http://www.elventeen.com/what_you_need.html)

(no, that doesn´t exist either)

[Arwen Imladris]

This one really does exist! At least I think so.

Well..it had to happen eventually, LOTR has become the fruit flavored gummy candy kids love.

Click here! (http://www.theonering.net/movie/scrapbook/source/Ringer_Spy_Olivia)

[Sillabub]

they should sell the one ring in bulk.You can just imagine what gollum would do in that situation...
gollum: (rolling in the rings) PRECIOUSSES!

[Arafangwen]

As for the gummies, I always just use a lemon or butterscotch Lifesaver as my "one ring of power"

Note: Do not try wearing these on your finger, they tend to get stuck at the most inopertune times....

Anyhow.... what about Galadriels mirror.....

[Morai]

I can see myself owning "Galadriel's mirror". I would look into it and see myself 40 years from now!