Links to some very amusing things

[Airehiriel]

You guys have gotta see these! Especially the truth about elves!! I can't believe we never knew.
Ninecompanions.net (http://www.ninecompanions.net/HUMOR/lotrflash.html)

If you know of a funny link to add, please, DO SO! smilies/biggrin.gif I love to laugh. That's why I'm here.

[eleanor_niphredil]

smilies/biggrin.gif

I like the Treebeard one!

Check out this:
http://www.stupidring.com/

And this:
http://www.jimcalagon.supanet.com/index.html

and finaly, this:
http://www.geocities.com/lotr_lovers/funstuff.html

smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Airehiriel]

Thanks for the links eleanor. I especially like the stupidring. The section about "Tinklering" And "Lord of the Pants" really cracked me up. Which could be a bad thing, considering I'm at work!

And the quote at the top of the page!
One ring so slutty
It'll go on any finger
If you let it tempt you
You'll end up on Jerry Springer

[ February 13, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[VanimaEdhel]

Go to The Hastily Assembled One-Page LOTR (http://laine.anime.net/Parody/Lotr/boredom.html). It's really hilarious. I printed it out and now I keep it in my sketchbook.

[eleanor_niphredil]

Noooooooooo! Last link doesnt work for me! smilies/frown.gif

look at this one. You have to read a bit before it gets funny, but when it does, it does! http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/tolksarc.htm

[ February 17, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]

[Naldoriathil]

All of them were really funny, especailly the ones on ninecompanions.net! Keep 'um coming guys! smilies/biggrin.gif

[TealDude3]

Check out this. Don't scroll down until you read the small article though.

http://www.randomperspective.com/page.asp?328

[Arien]

I have seen that somewhere before and say that it was rather more sick than amusing....but hey mabey I dont have a good sense of humour....

[eleanor_niphredil]

thats just scary! smilies/eek.gif . Just goes to show that sam really is evil smilies/evil.gif .
http://members.lycos.co.uk/greenleafgreenleaf/
This is Legolas humor, and really depends on your sense of humor. I love it! smilies/biggrin.gif
http://absolute-dreams.net/toastedhobbits/
This one is sooooo cool! Especialy the legolas ones with the Watcher and the Troll!

[TealDude3]

Do you want to see a secret 'complete' version of Lord of the Rings? Really, its just footage from older movies.

Here's the link:
http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/movie.htm

You'll be suprised by what the Balrog is, at least it doesn't have wings. Just be thankful this isn't what we got in the theater.

[Brinniel]

http://absolute-dreams.net/toastedhobbits/Images/frodo_running.jpg
HAHA, I loved that one! smilies/biggrin.gif
For all those who don't know about Everquest, it's an online fantasy roleplaying game. Spirit of the Wolf is a spell that makes one run faster.

[eleanor_niphredil]

Have you read the surviver on ninecompanions? That is Funny with a capital F! smilies/biggrin.gif

[SmaugsBro]

Thanks for the compliments, guys. smilies/smile.gif Here's another funny site
Kathleen's Web (http://kimmiecat0.tripod.com)

[Dark Shadow]

HAHAHAHAHA! smilies/biggrin.gif the stupid ring.com re-write is really very funny. I haven't looked at the others yet....

[eleanor_niphredil]

* does a little funny dance*

I love you, you love me, we'er all one big fam-il-y!
http://armanian-ent.tripod.com/Dont_Click_Here.html

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]

[eleanor_niphredil]

http://www.pagerealm.com/ladyidril/cantorc.html

heres another one for ya. Cant cook, wont cook, starring Gorbag and Shagrat.

[gralin musicteeth]

That don't click here thing was mean, Eleanor.
smilies/wink.gif

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: gralin musicteeth ]

[Oddwen]

This link is wierd...very wierd. http://www.halfanorange.com/giggles/view.cfm?page_id=212
Don't say I didn't warn you...

[eleanor_niphredil]

well it said dont click here! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/fotr.asp
Fraud of the rings. Just some funny cartoon strips!
smilies/biggrin.gif
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=675952&chapter=1
This story is hilarious! A bit long, but well worth the read, and explains why I am always getting hiccups!

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]

[Airehiriel]

Oddwen that was really weird! I think the voice of Frodo kind of freaked me out. Did anyone notice that when he hit Will Smith, he hit him *ahem* below the belt! I didn't know Frodo could be so violent!

[eleanor_niphredil]

Ha! Evil frodo!

[Airehiriel]

Here's another:
LotR in 2 hours (http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/02/Jan/lotr.html)

[eleanor_niphredil]

I was about to post that! Grrrrrrrrr!

*Goes and sulks in a corner*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr smilies/mad.gif

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Here's somethings amusing:
Legolas Story (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=607594)
What the! Where'd my bedroom go (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=983114)
(Not... crude. That much...)
Happy, happy!!! (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1238441)
and...
Lord of the Rings: Stitch Gang Style (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1241283)
smilies/evil.gif

Well they made me laf anyway... smilies/biggrin.gif

[eleanor_niphredil]

I like the valantines one smilies/biggrin.gif

*hiccup*

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Tell Anything but Arwen. It's by her. smilies/wink.gif
I'm on to the second chapter of the fanfic one u sugested and am already tryiong not to scream out with lafter!!!

[eleanor_niphredil]

http://my.raex.com/~bbenedet/perian/perianmeleth.html

this quiz really made me laugh. based on the Very secret Diaries, nothing could be more accurate!

http://www.figwitlives.net/index.htm
Figwit lives! The Figwit fansite! Step aside Legolas, Figwit it this years elf! smilies/eek.gif

and if you liked that one, here is another! http://figwit_fan.tripod.com/

If you didnt, we have a Figwit hate site as well! http://www.geocities.com/figwit_is_evil/Evil_figwit.html

(For anyone who would like to know, Figwit stands for Frodo Is grea...Who Is That! Becaus, when you see Frodo stand up at the council, you think Frodo Is grea... but then you see Figwit, are blown away and think Who Is that!)
http://www.foolofatook.com/af/
The entire films told in action figures (they are NOT dolls!)

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]

[Shy Hobbit]

I like this one smilies/biggrin.gif

Lord of the Peeps (http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/)

[Airehiriel]

Oh, Lord of the Peeps. It is so cute and looks soooo....yummy. NO WAIT! So cute and so....delicious. NO, NOT THAT! I'd better shut up now.

[Airehiriel]

FotR in a minute (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Frinkworks.com%2Fbook aminute%2Fb%2Ftolkien.fellowship.shtml)
TTT in a minute (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Frinkworks.com%2Fbook aminute%2Fb%2Ftolkien.twotowers.shtml)
RotK in a minute (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Frinkworks.com%2Fbook aminute%2Fb%2Ftolkien.returnking.shtml)

[Airehiriel]

Here's another funny one, but you need quicktime to view it.

Is this the Lord of the Rings preview? (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.modernhumorist.c om%2Fmh%2F0112%2Ffrodo%2F)

To see the quicktime video I was talking about scroll to the bottom of the page, click on Good lord of the Rings, and you'll have to pick the version they offer on the right hand side. The one on the left didn't seem to work for me. It's funny!

[ February 21, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Luinalatawen]

Here's one:
Fellowship of the Ring Puppet Show (http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/FellowshipOfTheRing.html)
They have TTT too.

[eleanor_niphredil]

I like it! Heres another.
http://www.ozbricks.net/bricktales/lotr/lotrmain.html

[Oddwen]

StupidRing would have been SO much better if it hadn't the slash and other innuendos. That really disappointed me.
Want a rather...odd story? http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1168999
A shameless plug, yes. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[eleanor_niphredil]

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/realhappy/jump.gif

that is hilarious!

[Arwen Imladris]

More Geekiness from UChicago (http://www.theonering.net/movie/scrapbook/large/6115)

These are great! Keep em coming!

[eleanor_niphredil]

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I dont get it.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

That Elven Puberty story is the funniest I've read since the chatroom-based parody on a server I frequent. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Samwise_Gamgee]

Hi!

I was looking for the TTT script *and I found it!* and I cam across this alternitive version of it...it's funny
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=The+TTT+script&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=89a1a1f0.0201251538.5b78e9ae%40posting.google .com&rnum=3

[Airehiriel]

More Funny Stuff (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fgreenbooks.theonerin g.net%2Ftookish%2Ffiles%2Fwritings.html)

[eleanor_niphredil]

You did it again!I found that page, but lost it again before I could post it. Are you phsycic or something? what am i thinking right now? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Oddwen]

Tookish over at TOR.N is going to have a story written by me and my brother soon, hopefully. It'll be called "The Funniship of the Ring" by TweakenAl. We only sent it to him about six/seven months ago... smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

eleanor_niphredil I guess I must be psychic, but I never knew! Very sorry!! I promise it isn't intentional! We must just think on the same wave length.

You know what they say, great minds think alike! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

OH LORD! You have got to hear this!
Leonard Nimoy sings (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.miserablemelodie s.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fcgiwrap%2Fmiserabl%2Flist.cgi%3Factors)
This may be stuck with my for the rest of my life!
Scroll down the page until you see Leonard Nimoy's name and the song "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

*runs off screaming, "STOP THE INSANITY!"*

[eleanor_niphredil]

Bilbo, BILBO, bilbo BILBO, the greatest little hobbit of them all!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Aw. Couldnt open that one. But here's a super funny one!

I take his bishwop and he come and he try to take my king BUT I TAKE HIS KING!!Extended FotR Sound Clips (http://www.ninecompanions.net/HUMOR/extendedclips.html)

[SmaugsBro]

I just updated this weekend. Check out Altered 6 and Other Fan's 5
ToastedHobbits (http://absolute-dreams.net/toastedhobbits)
Have fun! smilies/smile.gif

[Airehiriel]

Horse Maiden, perhaps you should be happy you can't hear that song...I think I may require therapy now.

[eleanor_niphredil]

I dont require therapy, but my friends do. they say that if they hear that song one more time, they will throttle me (which is not a good thing).

[Airehiriel]

This is really kind of strange, but here it is:
computer style movie trailer (http://angband.oook.cz/fun/lotr3.php)

[Airehiriel]

Can you imagine if this was the cast we really got?!New Cast (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/5995/)

[eleanor_niphredil]

I love the merchindise on that page! bilbo Bum Rags! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

I take his bishwop and he come and he try to take my king BUT I TAKE HIS KING!!

*giggles* smilies/biggrin.gif

Sean Connery? As FRODO?! Oh my heavens.... This cast list has me crying, and not just from laughter.

[Airehiriel]

Here's a funny pic, guys. Though I must say, this is NOT how I view my president, it's still funny.

Okay, so the pic didn't work, here is the link to it: Bush has the precious (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/bliraqprecious.htm)

[ March 10, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Airehiriel]

Wow, it's getting kind of hard now to find funny stuff that is DECENT to post! I don't know how many sites I have looked at that have a lot of swear words! The F word even! I'm NOT posting anything like that, and I hope no one else posts links to that kind of material either. My younger sister surfs the Downs and I wouldn't want her checking a lot of that stuff out.

[Airehiriel]

I found this posted on a different thread in the movies section, but thought I'd like to post it here. It, at least is decent.

The Hobbit Trailer (http://www.lathamfilm.com/hobbit.html)

[Arwen Imladris]

Hehehe! These are funny! More!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

oh. my. god.
steven seagal as PIPPIN?!?!?!?!?
I HATE STEVEN SEAGAL!
lol
aaaaahhh
*runs off to get her spork and dig out her memory*

[Airehiriel]

Here's one, short but funny:
The Debate (http://www.geocities.com/eagle9355/thedebate.html)

[eleanor_niphredil]

Spork? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

Here is a funny one! Thanks to Morgul Queen!

One Ring 2 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=88286)

[Airehiriel]

Here's another funny thing (http://www.geocities.com/robertwgardner2000/lorebook.html)

[Oddwen]

Well, as to the flash movie, it wouldn't load! I saw the first one though, that was great. "Did I overdo it?" Lol!

[Eressië Ailin]

LOL!! Keep 'em coming!! These are great to look at during class!!

[Firondoiel]

This is a pretty funny comic strip!
www.waitingforfrodo.com (http://www.waitingforfrodo.com)

Enjoy!

[eleanor_niphredil]

Heh heh heh...

another link. Some funny stuff buried amongst layers of sickening fandom! (have i posted this before?)

WARNING- DISTURBING IMAGE AHEAD
http://groups.msn.com/LegolasGreenleafIsSexy/funnypicz.msnw

[Airehiriel]

I know I've seen this before, but I don't know if I've posted it up yet. funny script (http://groups.msn.com/LegolasGreenleafIsSexy/lotrfunnyscript.msnw)
Funny Songs (http://groups.msn.com/LegolasGreenleafIsSexy/bohemianrhapsody.msnw)
amusing legolas pictures (http://groups.msn.com/LegolasGreenleafIsSexy/funnystuff1.msnw)

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

oh masster masster masster masster good smeagol will be your guide!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Lord of the Elves! Ha!

[Airehiriel]

OH NO! P.J. has really done it now!
Revised RotK (http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html)
4-5 Disks to Rule them all (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.modernhumorist.c om%2Fmh%2F0211%2Flotrdvd%2F)
This one would be considered a PG-13 in the movie world. Lord of the Bing (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fifilm.com%2Fifilm%2F product%2Ffilm_info%2F0%2C3699%2C2404684%2C00.html )
It's Chandler from Friends.

[Airehiriel]

This could amuse you.
Quiz: 111 Lord of the Rings questions. (http://r.searchhippo.com/r3.php?i=14&q=lord+of+the+rrings+humor&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lordotrings.com%2F)
Are you smart enough?

[Airehiriel]

And here is another link, thanks again to Morgul Queen!

Frodo's Very Secret Diary (http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/frodo.html)

[Airehiriel]

Yes, I have another...

LotR spoofs (http://www.geocities.com/lotrspoofs/)

The captions on the spoofs are too funny!

[Airehiriel]

Okay! I'm sorry, it's me AGAIN! But look at this!

http://www.geocities.com/lotrspoofs/spoofs/fotr/caplegolascheckout.jpg

Does it not look like Legolas is checking out Gandalf's butt?!

And look at this:
http://www.geocities.com/lotrspoofs/spoofs/fotr/cappipfoo.jpg
Everybody was Pip Foo Fighting!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

I love Pip Foo. HI-YAH!

[LadyLyrien]

Here's a funny link for everyone.

LotR Captions Page (http://lawisewoman.com/CaptionIntroIndex.html)

[Oddwen]

Those're great captions, mostly. smilies/smile.gif There was one especially, it went "And then it tasted awful and I went 'bleargh!' and it hit Billy's head! It was sooo excellent!" But now I can't find it! smilies/frown.gif

[Airehiriel]

Alternate Authors for LotR (http://www.flin.demon.co.uk/althist/auth.htm#part8)

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

This is one for LotR fans who are also ice hockey fans. It's the website for MEHA's (Middle Earth Hockey Association) premier team, the Dom-Land Caribou. And even if you're not a hockey fan, it's still really funny.

Dom-Land Caribou (http://www.geocities.com/sotto-voce/caribou.html)

[Airehiriel]

OH, OH!! LOL,
Tolkien related flash humor (http://www.ninecompanions.net/HUMOR/captions_s4_3.html)

Scroll four pictures down. You MUST "push da button!!"

[the guy who be short]

i loved the ballad of bilbo baggins and one ring to rule them all two

[Airehiriel]

Answers to the 122 FotR mistakes (http://uk.geocities.com/lotr_parodies/FotR122mistakes1_TLE.htm)
The answers are written in caps after the alledged FotR movie mistakes. Very amusing.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Oh, I've read them before. Some of them are quite funny. smilies/smile.gif

~Menelien

[Oddwen]

Finally they put it up!

The Funniship of the Ring (http://greenbooks.theonering.net/tookish/)

Our (my brother and myself's) pride and joy, my baby.
For the special extended edition and part two, check out my fanfiction.net account.My account (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=318568)

[Eowyn_Wildfire]

he he he, these are so funny mine were taken mostly ): i'll try to find some

[Beren87]

Ah, here you are. Two videos made by one of my friends:
Isengard (http://www.snorland.com/funstuff/movingpictures/isengard) and The Ring! (http://www.snorland.com/funstuff/movingpictures/lotr)

[Oddwen]

I liked "The Ring", watch out for a bit of language though.

[Beren87]

Err..yeah,

WARNING: RATED PG-13

[Beren87]

Here's an old force monkey comic.

Force Monkey (http://www.gamespy.com/comics/forcemonkeys/comics/07-26-02/)

[Oddwen]

I have seen that before. Don't read the blinkin' language below the comic...rated R it is.

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

HAHAHAHA!

*Rolls on the floor clutching chest*

"SO, you have chosen DEATH"

"Yea."

"K"

Muahahah! *Chokes*


Yours chokingly

~Naurwen

[ August 20, 2003: Message edited by: Naurwen_of_Lothlorien ]

[Goldberry]

You guys should check this out! It's a gangsta hobbit site. smilies/evil.gif Warning: a bit of bad language...Rated PG-13.

Lords of the Rhymes (http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com)

Check out the "Behold Our Video" part on the left, it's funny. And the nine fingered Frodo song is funny, too. smilies/biggrin.gif

P.S. - Sometimes this site seems to have a bit of trouble coming up...if it says "this page cannot be displayed," try again.

Edit again: I think this is pretty old; I apologize if you have all seen it already.

[ September 20, 2003: Message edited by: Goldberry ]

[ September 20, 2003: Message edited by: Goldberry ]

[Ainaserkewen]

Too cute...just too darn cute. Scope out the site if you're interested, the artist is amazing.
The fellowship in a whole new light! (http://popii.at.infoseek.co.jp/popi.html)

Thanks to Elentári_O_Most_Mighty_1 for the site.

[ 6:24 PM November 26, 2003: Message edited by: Ainaserkewen ]

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Thanks, Ainaserkewen, for the site! The art is so cute! *squeal* And I haven't been there before, which is a rarity smilies/wink.gif

[Ainaserkewen]

Okay, here's the deal on me reviving this old thread. First of all, it's a treasure trove of humour! It's practically an encyclopedia for funny LOTR sites, and they should be honoured, cherished and plished every year or so. I also thought that some of the Littluns would like a look. All the best stuff is here, and you can add anything that isn't. It's great when the world works.