LOTR based advertisement

[Vardamar]

If you were a advertisement executive in Middle Earth, what are some of the slogans youd think up.Here is mine.
TUMS, TUMS in the deep smilies/biggrin.gif
And for all those hungry Orcs have a MANWHICH smilies/eek.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Not really a slogan but really good idea:

Does your breath feel like this?
Closeup of the Balrog roaring, you can see the heat coming from its mouth.
USE SCOPE!!!
And keep your breath Minty Fresh!!

[Bekah]

Good one, Horse-maiden.

I'm sorry, Vardamar, but I don't quite get yours. Would you mind explaining?

~ Elentari II

P.S. Umm...*scratches head and tries to think*...er...sorry, I don't have a slogan to contribute myself. smilies/frown.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Thanks, its been in my head for a while. Here's another i thought up:

Use Visine, to keep your eyes from looking like this:
Shot of the Eye of Sauron

Which one do you not get?

[Vardamar]

Tums are anti-heartburn pills that my father takes. Have you ever heard the slogan TUMS TUMS TUMS TUMS TUMS
Manwich makes hamburger meat, and really nasty meat if you ask me. So I figured that the Orcs would most likely eat it.

Oh by the way. It might be a small achievement, but I am now a Haunting Sprit
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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hey! Manwiches are good.....don't dis the manwich!! LoL

[Duncariel]

The Lego people missed their chance to make a killing. And Manwiches are gross. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Bekah]

Horse-maiden, I didn't understand either.

Vardamar, thanks for explaining.

And for all of those who don't believe my 'from' - I live in New Zealand, which doesn't have those products, and so I was totally lost.

Namarie, noldonyar!

~ Elentari II

P.S. Good one, you guys!

[ February 17, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[MyPreciousGollum]

To the tune of the COCO POPS SONG

Frodo and his crew had ORCO POPS.
We went and stabbed them all, and got them back.

Frodo was killed by Saruman
And the news went over the dark land.

Because we would rather have a bowl of ORCO POPS!!!


That's the best I can do.

[purplefluffychainsaw]

I belive that I have told of this before but:

Arwen: Do you remeber when we meet?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream.
Arwen: Do yopu remeber what I said?
Aragorn: You said that you would bind yourself to me...
Arwen: If?
Aragron: **Sighs** I washed my hair.
Arwen: and have you?
Aragorn: **Sighs louder** No...
[Arwen places botten of LOorien in his hand]
Aragorn: **Gasps** You cannot give this to me!
Arwen: It is mine to give towhom I will. Like my heart!
[Blackscren]
[Arwen appears holding bottle of Lorien]
Arwen: Lorien. Because I'm worth it!
[Aragorn apears holding other bottle]
Aragorn: And new men's Lorien! Because we're worth it too!
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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL! Great!

=In Moria=
Gandalf: When in doubt, Meriadoc; always follow your nose.
=Merry sniffs the air, then takes off running in a different direction. When the Fellowship finally finds him, he is eating a bowl of colourful ringy things=
Pippin: Merry! Where did you go?
Merry: I followed my nose, just like Gandalf said. And I found Froot Loops!
=He holds up the box and smiles=
All: Froot Loops! Just follow your nose!

Yes, stupid. I know. KOFF KOff RetCH