School for the Fellowship

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Hey, what would it of been like at school wth the fellowship? Just write down any random ideas, or scenes that u think would happen:
Galadriel would be the teacher for hair care. Or jewlry class [I can't spell...] Legolas would, of course, be the teachers pet.
Instead of latin there would be high elven.
There would be digging lessons given by... gloin! And Gimli would be the teachers pet. Legolas would come up with millions of pathtic excuses (I broke a nail!; I'm alergic to mud) Like me in PE!

[Anything but Arwen]

Trust you Sam...uhhhhhh

Gandalf: An ettiqitte class? You know wat I mean....in honour of Elly..

Samwise: Cookery of course...

Arwen + Legolas: They would take textiles, but only to learn to braid correctly

Merry and Pip: They probably Took (geddit? GROAAAN) advanced quantum physics, which destroyed their brains....

Aragorn and Boromir: RUGBY! (Wait, I gotta put that on my Strange Hobbies thread...)

Denethor: Chemistry, setting fire to things...

Cant think of any more...

[ April 07, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Airehiriel]

I can see Merry and Pippin being the class clowns, always getting in trouble for being goofy, but always cracking up the other students.

They'd probably try to put frogs in Galadriel's desk!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Boromir would be a B+ or A- student while Aragorn achieved straight A's or A+'s, thus setting up a bitter rivalry between them that would span through into adulthood. Some of the best school fights would be between those two, but the outcomes would always be undetermined because they'd have to be broken up by Gandalf, the principal. There wouldn't be any less bragging, though:

"Just admit it, you grubby idiot: I bested you! It was obvious to everyone that watched!"

"WhatEVER! I had you running with your tail between your legs!"

"Maybe in your dreams. I had you down for the count."

"Yeah? That's a little impossible, considering you can't count past two."

"Ooh, you'd better get ready to put that little preppy head of yours to the test, because when I'm done with you, I'll want you to tell me how many different Boromirs you see."

*another fight commences*

[Meela]

Frodo would be the quiet kid in the corner with the geeky hair and glasses and slide rule in his pocket. Most likely go on to get a degree in nuclear physics or whatever.

Celeborn would be the drama teacher.

Haldir would be the fit P.E. teacher who all the girls fancy despite knowing that he's a homosexual.

Arwen would be taking secret ciggy breaks in the girls' bathroom, and making out with Aragorn behind the bikesheds, and constantly breaking the dress code.

Elrond would teach English Lit.

Gandalf would be the politics or whatever teacher who everyone loved staying behind to chat with after class cos he has tons of great advice.

Sam would be the unsuspecting guy who everyone takes advantage of and he never realises or is too polite to confront them.

[Anything but Arwen]

Arwen would be taking secret ciggy breaks in the girls' bathroom, and making out with Aragorn behind the bikesheds, and constantly breaking the dress code.

I find that HIGHLY disturbing.......
I can see Luthien taking/teaching dance and singing.... maybe because, now, apparently, I am Luthien, and not Arwen, according to PFC...make up your MIND! smilies/mad.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

Saruman would teach biology (heh). He'd give mega-hard assignments, and he'd have this rivalry with Gandalf, the philosophy teacher, that he would occasionally rant about for no particular reason. When he would do this, his classes would take the opportunity to take a nap.

Eowyn would take a bunch of PE classes, like weights, and would hang around with guys more than girls. The other girls (including Arwen) would tease her for being a tomboy, but then she would kick their butts. She'd be wishing she could go out with Aragorn, and is completely oblivious to the fact that Faramir (the quiet, tough guy) is is totally obsessed with her.

To go off on an odd character, I think Treebeard would teach an enviromental conservasion class. Saruman wouldn't get along with him either.

I think maybe Sauron would be the principle, as he can see everything.

[Meela]

Grima Wormtongue would teach history *immediately signs up for history class*

I think Denethor should teach politics, but they want to replace him with Aragorn, the young, witty, amusing student teacher. Cue rivalry and a hatred of Gandalf who is backing Aragorn as he applies for a job at the college.

[One Axe to Rule them All]

Arwen's dad would try to make her take home-economics, while she would be taking PE

[Mirabella]

The school would have two gangs: The Orcks (note the bad spelling smilies/biggrin.gif ), and the Riders, who are constently kicking the Orcks's butts. smilies/tongue.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Lol!
Lobelia Sackviille-Baggins would be one of those nasty old ones who see everything that's going on throughout the whole class.

[akhtene]

A couple weird associations from my own teaching practice:

Eru - our evasive Head-teacher. Passes his will through his deputies (he's got four) but you never know where he is in person. Some little'uns may even believe he's a myth smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Bilbo - a sophisticated adolescent, who tells his hangers-on in a Geography lesson (probably taught by Gandalf):"Hear, hear. What he's saying may be true, as I've also been there." smilies/biggrin.gif
(Will probably ad more after a closer observation...)

[Airehiriel]

I could see Lobelia being the lunch lady if this were elementary - high school. The mean lunch lady that everyone hates and is slightly afraid of because if she caught you doing something wrong, she'd haul you out by your ear! All the while giving you a good talking to.

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Frodo and Bilbo would be rich kids that everyone hung around just because they had money. Legolas would probably be the guy all the girls liked. Gimli would be one of those kids who's not exzctly fat and not exzctly muscular; and he would begin to grow a beard in fifth grade.

[Lindril Arvilya]

I could picture Denethor as one of those parents on the PTA who always thinks the principal/teachers are running the school all wrong.
Boromir would be the one who took all sports, "tough" stuff, captain of the football team, etc, whereas Faramir would be the sensitive artsy one who takes drama and loved Shakespeare, gets great marks in Art for his emotional work and so on... but Denethor would hang Boromir's report card (with terrible English mark and all) on the fridge and stuff Faramir's in a drawer.

[Anything but Arwen]

These are so good! And I'm signing up for all the Faramir/Aragorn classes...

I can see Arwen as being a little angel to the teachers, especially Elrond of course, but being really sneaky and doing things like framing Eowyn for stuff, and sneaking behind the bike sheds with Aragorn...
And Eowyn would just be really good about it but then bug Arwen by being best friends with Aragorn too...
And Eomer would want to set up a riding club, much to the dwarves horror!

[Galadriel9]

Hee Hee, these are so funny,
Gollum would be the strange, silent, vaguely gothic loner who always hung around on his own, sat in the back row, with at least 1 empty chair either side of him and was the one no one ever really noticed until one day...he blew the school up...or something like that...ok, maybe my schooling has been...disturbed!!! smilies/smile.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

Boromir would be the one who took all sports, "tough" stuff, captain of the football team, etc

Actually, I could see the football team being made up entirely of Uruk-hai... It certainly seems like that at my school...

[Rumil]

Whoah! I just realised I was taught by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. (We knew her then as Mrs. Bunhead due to her hairdo). Her speciality was intimidating little first year kids into spying on the 5th year kids smoking behind the sports hall.

Scary!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

I've had Lobelia as a teacher too- fourth grade. *shudders at the memories*
The Gaffer would be one of those teachers who always talk about 'in my day...'
By the way- I love your sig poem, akhtene. smilies/smile.gif

[Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess]

Im SO in for the Legolas classes. I think Frodo would be the one who woke up all the people who fell asleep in class...
and Sam would always be eating something. and of course he always COOKED his own lunch before school.
Legolas would be the one who always got A's. And he always had a date...and all the girls always followed him around...he basicly had a fan club
Aragorn would be the guy who was smart, popular, and athletic...yet...he didnt have such a huge fan club
Boromir would be the guy who wanted to be Aragorn...not quite as smart, popular and athletic..but still pretty cool (i guess)
Arwen would be the girl all the guys wanted. smart and pretty...of course captian of the cheerleading team..
Pippen and Merry...identical. Always playing jokes on people and making fun of the teachers when they wernt paying attention. they basicly had permenant seats in dhall

thats all for now

[Anything but Arwen]

Gollum would be the strange, silent, vaguely gothic loner who always hung around on his own, sat in the back row, with at least 1 empty chair either side of him and was the one no one ever really noticed until one day...he blew the school up...or something like that...


Y'know, that sounds INCREDIBLY like me in my class....all my friends are in a different room to me,and nobody in my class seems to notice me, so I amuse myself by setting fire to/blowing up things.... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the other hand, when my little gang get together at lunchtime, its a very elven affair..a lot of singing and quite often discussing horses...hey! We must be in The Riders! smilies/biggrin.gif

[purplefluffychainsaw]

LOVE the Gollum idea!!! I better think of some of my own now, hadn't I?
I really see Frodo being the geek, but thats already been said.
Gimli would be the freak that everyone hates. But he would be really good in PE or something and one day he'd get into a fight and he'd thrash the other guys butt. That other guy is... Haldir? Or an elf of soem sort. Hey, that'd just be funny.
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Seriously freaked out... Aragorn would be the crazy one, sitting in tne corner wirting songs from his fav. disney film in a buffy way.. HINT HINT LOZ. (Not really, that just wouldn't work...)

[Sapphire_Flame]

I can see Gimli as the tough kid that everyone makes fun of (even though he can kick everyones' butt) because he has a crush on a teacher, Galadriel. heehee smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

Ok, staff list

Haldir: PE/Gym teacher

Gandalf: Chemistry and stuff

Saruman: Economics and also mechanics and technology

Treebeard: Biology and Other Plant Subjects

Radagast: More Biology

Bilbo: English,and book-writing

Galadriel: The teacher all the guys fancy

Elrond: Headteacher and History (likes talking about the Fall of Men)
Yeah...ok, those are pants...

[Daewen]

OMG!!!! Purplefluffychainsaw thank you SO much for starting this thread! It's the insparation I've been looking for to start a story! I'm going to write a fic where the LOTR characters are teenagers in a school for juvinile delinquents...hm let's see...Elrond is going to be the principal...Gandalf is going to be the guidence counciler...Eowyn is going to go there because she's suicidal...Gimli can have anger managment issues...thank you so much!!!!! *hugs*

[Anything but Arwen]

wELL, wouldya look at that? Sam, youve actually HELPED someone....ha! Now youre gonna have to blow up school or somethign to get it back off the 'Good' scale... (please, BLOW IT UP!)

[Lily Bombadil]

Oh YEAH! This soooo FUN!

Frodo would be the Hermione Granger with NOOOO love experience.
I'd want to be Eowyn's little hobbit buddy. Then I'd change Frodo's WHOLE outlook on life by penning him against the lockers & kissing him. (I'd be sorry later when Merry & Pippin followed me around for a week calling me Mrs Baggins & asking how it was)
Now THAT's the school for me!

[Lily Bombadil]

Here's how I would see it:

Gandalf: Principal/History
Elrond: Big-nosed Math/Algebra teacher
Galadriel: Psychic Guidance Councillor
Haldir: PE/Athletics
Bilbo: The insane Literature& English teacher
Glorfindel: The Sindarin/Quenya teacher
Arwen: The straight A slutty student who has slept with Mr. Glorfindel (that's why he hates her)
Frodo: Geek
Sam: big Brother who beats up anyone who makes fun of the girls & Frodo
Boromir: Literate kid who is failing math
Celeborn: Drama teacher
Legolas: Hottie the jealous boys call 'Gay'.
Gimli: tough shrimp who is really sensitive inside.
Merry & Pip: The Fred & George Weasleys
Aragorn: Kind jock
faramir:Sk8er boi & Eowyn's BF & secret crusher
Eowyn: Tough girl (girl all the bad guys want)
Uruks: F.B. team
Orcs: Gangsters
Saruman: Sciences (specializes in mutation)
Eomer: Tough dude (guy all the good girls want)
Theoden: Vice Principal
Gollum: Mad janitor (You filthy kids! We hates you forever!!!)
Lobelia: lunch lady
Sauron: Evil super intendent
Grima: Debate teacher
Treebeard: School doctor

[mordor136]

First of all gollum is the janitor. Gandalf got expelled for setting off fireworks. Frodo sits in the back desk flipping through a class rings catalog. Sauron is the principal with saruman as vice. AND finally merry and pippen make fun of arwen for always taking another female elf to the bathroom with her. (that really annoys me) smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Daewen]

I really love you guys you know that??? You're all giving me ideas for my story! I promise to give you all credit...but i'm gonna hafta use ur usernames since i dont know ur real names, but i seriously love you all!!!! smilies/smile.gif

[Lily Bombadil]

Daewen,
I'm writing a story, too! I'm referencing right now! I now think that Goldberry should be the nurse & Tom Bombadil is the librarian.

Your hobbit mellon,
Lily B.

[Meela]

Tom Bombadil teaches music and runs the school orchestra/choir.

[Mirabella]

Eowen: That weird, tough tomboy you always see with all her hair french-braided to the back of her head so it looks short, and then you see her at a dance or something, and she's the prettiest girl there.

Faramir: The smart, sensitiv guy nobody really notices.

Frodo: The rich boy everybody likes.

Sam: That kid who never brings lunch, but never buys it at scool, so everybody thinks he's on a diet, but really his parants are too poor to afford it.

Arwen: The rich girl everybody likes.

Merry & Pip: Star chess players smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif.

Gimli: Voted most likely to stuff you in a locker for making fun of kids like Sam.

Aragorn: Voted most likely to set you on fire for making fun of kids like Sam

Legolas: Star runner.

Boromir: Voted most likely to be stuffed in a locker and/or set on fire. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Frodo Baggins]

Well...since Elrond is known as "lore-master" he would be the history teacher that is kind of like mine. Reserved, but passionate about what he teaches. A cold exterior but quite fun when you get to know him.

Now Grima would be the English Literature teacher. He can twist words to his own liking and the Anglo-Saxon/Rohirric would be a big help with the early English literature such as Beowulf.

Celeborn I could see as teaching a course in Quenya. The calm teacher that one would be hard pressed for anyone to imagine him yelling at anyone.

[Daewen]

Lilly,
Do you want to collaborate on a story together since I think ours are sort of similar? Just a suggestion. Obviously you don't have to, but I thought it might be kind of fun.

You're Elven Pal,
Daewen

[Arafangwen]

I think if the school had a dance program then Galadriel would be the Ballet mistress, Elrond would teach tap, and Haldir would be the jazz/hip-hop teacher. Can anyone else see them teaching those classes?!? Also Gandalf would probably be the princeple and Legolas would teach archery.....

[Senseless Skwerl]

home-ec teacher to a class of hobbits (beware there!)
teacher: now class, you take the dough, and kneed it-
sam- NO!! i told you already, add more milk first, THEN kneed the dough!!
pippin- and don't forget the mushrooms!!
teacher- pippin, we're making tea biscuits.
pippin- exactly! mushrooms, tea biscuits, it's a done deal!
teacher-.... i'm gonna retire now...

[Lily Bombadil]

Sure, Daewen!
That'll be fun. I've already gotten some wild ideas...
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At a school with LotR characters: The F. B. team would be called "The Flaming Balrogs". Their mascot: Bob the Balrog

[Everdawn]

hehehe... Celeborn as the Drama teacher.... that is very amusing...

I can see Bilbo as the Mental maths teacher... or possibly Physics... i say maths because there is an old crazy maths teacher at my school... i mean it.. He has told us he has been abducted by Aliens...

[Pennthangeil]

Wow! You guys are so good! I can see Frodo (and myself) taking all of Elrond and Gandalf's courses. just because I f he went anywhere else with out sam (which he has 1 class with) he'll get beaten up.

Lurtz; Metal shop

just thought I add that.

[Daewen]

Lily, should we send each other PM's here at the Downs or should we send each other emails? If you want to do emails, my address is mailto:MafiaPr1ncess@aol.comMafiaPr1ncess@aol.com</A>

I've got a few ideas too. What kind of school do u want it to be? My original idea was that it could be a school for juvinile delinquents but of course, I'm always open to more! Also, do you want to include all (or at least most) of Tolkiens characters or just the fellowship?

[Lily Bombadil]

Daewen,
E-mail would be easiest for me. If you like, my e-mail is babydoll78_4ever@msn.com

[Aethelwine]

Suilad!

Please excuse me for digging up such an old topic, but there was something I wanted to know.

How is the fanfic doing? I would love to read it! Daewen and Lily Bombadil, could one (or both) of you post a message on how the story's doing? And were could I find it? (Fanfiction.net for example)

Thanks alot!!

Aethelwine.

[Novlamothien]

Just bumping this up to the top hoping Daewen or Lily Bombadil will see this sooner or later.

Namarie

Edit: Where is this school and how can I get in. It sounds so cool! smilies/wink.gif

[ August 17, 2003: Message edited by: Novlamothien ]

[the guy who be short]

Everdawn, did it never dawn (!) on you that your teacher might actually have been abducted. I mean, we see ents, hy can't he see aliens?

Ioreth would constantly be in trouble for chatting.
The Dwarves would form a gang because (here comes their motto!) "We are all kin."
The Elves would form an anti-dwarf gang. Elrond would try to get them to stop fighting, and if they don't listen, send them off on a quest together. He'd alos be the head.
Gandalf would be the Politics teacher. Anybody who disagrees with his views that Sauron is evil is strapped to a firework and... well, work out the rest.
Gollum would be the eccentric kid who is always talking to himself and being weird.
There would be a Hobbit Gang as well. However, unlike the Elf and Dwarf Gangs, their main aim is finding and distributing mushrooms. Merry would be their leader, Pippin his vice.
There would also be a Human Gang, just because all the other species had gangs and they didn't wanna be left out. Aragorn would be the Head of it, but Boromir would always try to usurp him.

It would all be mayhem! The dwarf gang would kill elrond, sparking a war. The Elf gang would immediately kill Gloin, the P.E. teacher. The two gangs immediately start battling it out on the playground, arrows flying, axes glinting. The race of Men would try to stop the fighting and go in the middle. Unfortunately they would be shot at/ hacked there and would disperse and join the two sides. Those that don't are trampled. Meanwhile, the Hobit Gang crosses the playground in the middle of the battle because of rumours of mushroomson the oher side.

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Oh dead, oh dear, oh dear! I had completly forgotten about this thread! It didn't help that I started it on, like, the last day before half term, and then couldn't go on the internet for the next week or two. Ah well.
Daewen and Lily, glad to help someone! Honest!
Hmmm... I'm off to join this school now! **Instantly is joined into the hobbit gang, and leads the hobbits successfully through the mayhem**

Love

The freak of Middle Earth,

~ Purple

[Aethelwine]

YES!!! This threat is alive again. That's so cool! I really like it!

But, to get back at my question a few posts back, how far is the fanfic?

smilies/frown.gif :'( I feel so sad... :'( I wanna go to that school to! I would be the silent girl, sitting in a corner, reading a lot, have a small group of friends, and admire Eowyn... She is SO cool! What about you guys?

See ya all at school!

Aethelwine.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Man, I should come to MEM more often...some little gems...

Gandalf: Principal/History
Elrond: Big-nosed Math/Algebra teacher
Galadriel: Psychic Guidance Councillor
Haldir: PE/Athletics
Bilbo: The insane Literature& English teacher
Glorfindel: The Sindarin/Quenya teacher
Arwen: The straight A slutty student who has slept with Mr. Glorfindel (that's why he hates her)
Frodo: Geek
Sam: big Brother who beats up anyone who makes fun of the girls & Frodo
Boromir: Literate kid who is failing math
Celeborn: Drama teacher
Legolas: Hottie the jealous boys call 'Gay'.
Gimli: tough shrimp who is really sensitive inside.
Merry & Pip: The Fred & George Weasleys
Aragorn: Kind jock
faramir:Sk8er boi & Eowyn's BF & secret crusher
Eowyn: Tough girl (girl all the bad guys want)
Uruks: F.B. team
Orcs: Gangsters
Saruman: Sciences (specializes in mutation)
Eomer: Tough dude (guy all the good girls want)
Theoden: Vice Principal
Gollum: Mad janitor (You filthy kids! We hates you forever!!!)
Lobelia: lunch lady
Sauron: Evil super intendent
Grima: Debate teacher
Treebeard: School doctor
Lol! Very cool - just one though:

Sam - I reckon he would be the one getting made fun of, probably by Frodo actually. He'd be the quiet, kinda sweet one at the back, who really likes one of the girls in class (not Arwen, with this description!), but gets really stuttery around her. Big round glasses. Maybe a lunch monitor.

Aragorn: Kind jock Lol, a contradiction in terms isnt it? Nah, I think I agree actually. Either that or the school shrink who would end up spending half the session listening carefully to the kid who had come to him, the other half analysing it along side his own problems. Actually, yeah, he really would be the school counsellor...

Haldir might well be a bully actually. Either that or one of the seniors who you really really don't want to upset, who is really admired and well known, but who would not tolerate annoying juniors, and would probably go all angry and slitty eyed...

Frodo: Kinda dreamy little kid who sits at the back. Got a small group of friends, and can pass with most people. Kinda cute (not fit, not handsome, not stunning, cute). Really close to his uncle, and more admired for that than despised.

[Lily Bombadil]

Novlamothien,
I am writing my fan-fic in a notebook, at home. It is going great actually. The kids are performing Bill Shakespeare's, Twelfth Night.

Pippin is of course playing Feste the Fool. The wise fool, that is. Actually he is doing quite well. Arwen is playing the lovely Lady Olivia.

At the Welcome Back Dance, Avril Lavigne made a guest appearance and Legolas was ecstatic. He got a date with Eowyn and Faramir was jealous. So, during Sk8er Boi, Faramir comes skating in on a skateboard, runs into a table, and is knocked unconscious.

Eowyn goes out for football and Ugluk gives her a concussion. Faramir never leaves her side, but Legolas seems uninterested.

Eomer seldom stops singing and says he is going to be a white rapper called, E-O-mur (purposely misspelled). One day at luncheon, he jumps on the table and starts singing. Eowyn yanks his pant leg to shut him up and his trousers come down.

Celeborn (the Drama teacher) farted during a rehearsal, shocking Merry, Frodo, and Lily, who were on stage at the time. (Lily is Lily Bombadil, Tom Bombadil's adopted hobbit daughter. Actually, I created her character for some of my fan-fics before I ever joined the Downs. So, that's where my name comes from.)

While taking the kids to the dance, Elrond starts bustin' a move, as the saying goes. (Elrond: Oww!! Yeah, baby! Yeah!)

I think that my favorite part so far is the Soul Train at the dance. Boromir did Disco (of course). Legolas and Eowyn Swing-danced. I love this part because of what is said of the Swing-dancing:

Random elf-girl: *to Leggers* Wow! That was cool, Legolas! *all drooly*
Legolas: Thanks, dollface. And that's Chicago. *flips his fedora & puts it on*
Aragorn: What? *to Legolas*
Legolas: I dunno, but it sounded COOL!

On Tom Bombadil:
Tom is the CRAZY librarian. He fusses at Fatty Bolger for trying to check out the book, "Freckle Juice", saying, "TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ THIS BOOK!!"

Thank you, thank you! If you have any more questions, do not hesitate to ask.
Uh... hey, anyone. Has Helky completely left the Downs? I really want to know.

[Aethelwine]

Alright, I'm going to repeat myself, so please, don't be mad!

Lily, how far are you with your fic? And, MUCH more importent, where can we read it?!?! Do you have a fanfic-topic/threath on the BD? I don't think so... Are you going to post it on Fanfiction.net? I really wanna know it, I wanna read!!!! smilies/smile.gif smilies/frown.gif smilies/tongue.gif

Athelwine.

[Elróthiel]

Heehee! I liked the Gollum the Loner Goth idea a few posts back, only I keep thinking of Legolas slightly like that for some reason!
Legolas: Wears black clothes (including a Long Black Coat!), and dyes his hair black a lot. He sits at the back of the class planning world domination (his reason for staying silent most of the time), oblivious to the drooling fangirls all around him. Kinda jock like, but in a punk/goth kinda way.

Aragorn: Legolas Wannabe, and hangs around him asking him questions the whole time, but only rarely gets an answer.

Gimli: Madly jealous of Legolas, and tries to prove that he can get just as many fangirls as Legolas in his own way (aka, growing a beard, being short, being completely stubborn, and generally being an asswipe.).

Boromir: Jealous of Aragorn for some unknown reason. Probably because Aragorn got to be Games Captain and he didn't.
Sporty type, but is the type that is so paranoid about winning, that he takes drugs to stay in top form.

Gollum: The school drug-addict. Always seen smoking or injecting himself with something. Is This close to being forced to either go to rehab or get expelled. Is antisocial, and fears people.

Frodo: The geeky kid who is younger than everyone else because he got moved up a grade. Tries to be cool, but only succeeds in looking cute in a geeky kinda way.

Sam: Has set up a kitchen in every classroom he's been in. Always cooking, and the guys in the Football Team think he "bats for the other team" even though he isn't. Hates food fights, as he hates to see good food go to waste.

Lotho Sackville-Baggins: The Lunchlady's evil, squealer of a son who spies for his mother on other students, getting them into trouble. Has no friends, and carries round a mini camcorder and voice recorder. Plus camera.

Arwen: The Evil Cheerleader. Sucks up to teachers, and picks on anyone who dares to stand up to her. Very rich, and pays the teachers to give her A+s for everything. Or tries to. Galadriel and Elrond give her A+s anyway for being related to them.

Gandalf: The genius janitor. Has a rivalry with Saruman, the neurophysics teacher, because they both went for the neurophysics job, but Saruman got it, and then Principal Eru gave Gandalf the janitor's position because that was the only one left. Gandalf never cleans the nearophysics classroom.

Faramir: Has huge stonking crush on Eowyn, but is going through a mental breakdown, because Denethor is being nicer to Boromir than to him. Makes fun of Frodo a lot because the Hobbit has more brains and money than him. Also steals things from Frodo too.

Celeborn: The permanently high art teacher. Is always floating around in a daze, and speaks veeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwllyyyyyyyyyyy. Most people in his class spend their time either sleeping or drawing anime and manga.

Luthien: School ghost. Appears in the photography dark room and prints multiple photos of herself and Beren, wasting all the paper. Jokingly freaks out male students by calling them Beren and flying right through them.
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Well, I think you've all had enough of me, so I'll go away now.
By da way El, great thread!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!

[Meela]

Hey guys, I'm another fanfiction gal, and I was hoping you could all help me if I needed any ideas. So I've come to pick your brains over who teaches Philosophy in my Middle-earth boarding school. And all the teachers are the 'old guys'. So it can't be Aragorn or Legolas or whatever. It would have to be someone like Gandalf or Celeborn, only not as they're not available...

This is the list so far:

Lore and literature ~ Gandalf.
Politics and debate ~ Denethor
History ~ Elrond
Languages ~ Fëanor
Poetry ~ Daeron
Mathematics ~ Ghân-buri-Ghân
IT ~ Saruman
Physics ~ Manwë
Chemistry/Biology ~ Melkor
Economics ~ Gríma
Social studies ~ Sauron
Art ~ Celebrimbor
Geography ~ Bilbo
Astronomy ~ Varda
Cookery ~ Barliman Butterbur
Environmental studies ~ Yavanna
Healing ~ Estë
Dance/Drama ~ Celeborn
Battle strategy ~ Gil-Galad
Craft and Design ~ Aule
Needlework ~ Vaire
Music ~ Tom Bombadil

Principle ~ Elrond
Secretary ~ Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
First Aid ~ Ioreth
Guidance counsellor ~ Nienna

Girls’ gym ~ Nessa
Guys’ gym ~ Tulkas
Archery ~ Thranduil
Sword-training ~ Arathorn
Riding ~ Eomund
Swimming ~ Drogo

Oh, and any suggestions as to other classes I haven't got would be ever so appreciated!

[ September 02, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Meela]

Okay, Elrond is up for philosophy.

What would Theoden be suitable for? I'd like to stick him in somewhere.