Mixed up movies game

[Elennar Starfire]

In this game you take the sound from one movie and the picture from another and mix them up.

example:
scene-doors of moria
Gandalf:*puts staff against door* Wingardium leviosa! Wingardium leviosa!

have fun!!

[Lindril Arvilya]

Gandalf (funny how we seem to like doing these about him) is gathering his things and hurrying out of Bag End, Frodo following, asking questions and being generally somewhat panicky. Gandalf turns back to Frodo as he reaches the door, forces a smile, pats Frodo on the shoulder, and tells him, "May the Force be with you."

[ElenCala Isil]

ok, I'll give it a go.

Aragorn asks Legolas what he can see with his elven eyes, Legolas walks forward, out stretching his arms..(in that king of the world type pose) suddenly "My heart will go on" starts playing

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[Himaran]

In bag end, when frodo returns from his night at the Green Dragon, Gandalf grabs frodo and turns him around. "Surprised to see me, mr. Anderson?"

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Where Gandalf and Saruman are having a staff fight in FOTR, Gandlaf suddenly screams out "Riktusempra!"

In TTT where Eowyn and Aragorn are sword-fighting you can just picture the nyaowng, nyaowng sounds of light sabres.

Also after that afore-mentioned segment where Aragorn asks "What do you fear" or something, Eowyn replies with, "Bunnies!"
Note: This is technically from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so it's actually a TV reference but, oh well.

I'm having a good day!

[Meela]

Gimli runs into the chamber in Moria and stares at Balin's tomb.

Gimli: Indy! We've found it! We've found the Ark!

[Elennar Starfire]

The balrog is standing at the bridge, looking all firey.
"Luke, I am your father!"

[Anything but Arwen]

Ellanar, did you see that on theOneRing.net?
*cackles*

Y'know, I am ALWAYS thinking of these, but I cant remember one! Let me think **thinks for 3 hours**

Dammit! I cant think of one! Ummmm.... Well, theonly bit I can tink of is Arwen riding along, kicking *** etc etc and I was suddenly reminded of Princess Fiona doing the Matrix thing in Shrek...

Or I could just need my medication...

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

I need LESS medication. *looks watery-eyed and slack-jawed at the screen for a few hours. Drool runs down her chin*

Moria. The orcs are about to break into Balin's Tomb. Aragorn and Legolas nock their arrows and Boromir pulls out his sword and shield. He turns to Aragorn.

Boromir: "Aragorn? For England."

(*dodges flying tomatoes* Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll do a better one. Eesh....)

[Meela]

NO! That was brilliant!! And I can well imagine it smilies/biggrin.gif

[Shy Hobbit]

I have one for the doors of Moria too.

*doors open, Gandalf turns to the Fellowship*

"Welcome to the Rock!"

That one came to me as I was imagining what it would be like if Connery had accepted the part of Gandalf, I'd always be expecting him to pop out that line smilies/evil.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Arawethiel]

*Giggles* These are quite amusing!! Here's one I thought up though it's not as good as all of yours.

The Fellowship is in Balin's tomb with the cave troll. All of a sudden Gandalf lifts his arms and rips all of the weapons out of everyone's hands including the orcs and sends it flying at the troll. The troll dies and falls to the ground buried beneath all the weapons. The Fellowship turn and stare at Gandalf with bewildered looks. He looks at them all and says "What, didn't you all know I'm the master of magnetism?"

I just watched X-Men again the other day and couldn't resist. smilies/biggrin.gif I snickered all the time because I kept picturing Magneto with a beard and wizard's hat.

[polices]

In don't think this is very good but its worth a shot...

Boromir gets shot by Lurtz and falls over aragorn charges in and kills Lurtz Aragorn slowlyb walks over to Boromer who says" Anikane, I am your father," Aragorn gets up with a puzzeled look on his face. smilies/confused.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

I have one for the doors of Moria too.
*doors open, Gandalf turns to the Fellowship*

"Welcome to the Rock!"

*snort choke giggle die* smilies/biggrin.gif

Another X-Men one, just because I can:

Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli all whirl on a not-yet-revealed Gandalf. He quickly disarms them all.

Aragorn: Who are you? Show yourself!

Gandalf: Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

At the end of the battle of Helm's Deep where Gandalf and Eomer are about to descend down the slope, Gandalf rears on Shadowfax and hollers, "Hi-ho Silver!" before a galloping down.

[Anything but Arwen]

lol Tinuviel!! I saw that too!!! And its not exactly from another film, but I could just see Shadowfax kicking up his heels straight after...

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Every ones missed out the obvious one!!!

IN THE MINES OF MORIA

Fellowship are walking in a row

Gimli: Hi ho, hi ho it's of to work we go!

Fellowship: **Blank looks at Gimli**

Gimli: What!? It's in the blood

[the guy who be short]

damn you, purplefluffychainsaw! i was just gonna post that! ah well, great minds think alike.

[Elennar Starfire]

Another Moria one:

Tentacles come flying out of the water and grab Frodo.
"Just relax! If you don't, it will only kill you faster!"

I have seen Harry Potter more times than is good for me... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Lindril Arvilya]

I don't remember the exact line, but I believe that Eomer says something at some point (maybe just in the book) about Galadriel being a witch.
Gimli: How you you know she is a witch?
Eomer: She turned me into a newt!
(I know it's abridged... didn't have time to write out the full scene...)

[Tymezennith]

In which Legolas shows the Hobbits Lembas:
Legolas: Pretend it's a seed, okay
Pippin: It's a rock!

In which the recently increased group hides from black riders underneath some tree roots:
Frodo: I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree... smilies/smile.gif

[Arawethiel]

I can't believe someone hasn't done a Matrix one yet so I guess I'll be the first.

Frodo wakes up in the bed at Rivendell and sees Elrond wearing a pair of shades.

"Ah, Mr. Baggins I've been waiting a long time to make your aquaintence. You may call me Agent Elrond. Now it comes to my attention that you have a certain ring in your possession that my superiors would like back."

"I'll never give you the ring!" Frodo shouts at him.

"Oh really?" Agent Elrond smirks and produces a 5 inch thick pile of manuscripts describing Frodo's digressions in the Shire complete with drawn pictures.

"As you can see, I've been keeping an eye on you. Now we can wipe this slate clean. Give you a fresh start so to speak if you give me the ring."

Before Frodo can make a response the door to the chamber is kicked off it's hinges and Sam walks in completely dressed in black leather and black sunglasses.

"Samwise Gamgee." Agent Elrond says with disgust evident in his voice.

"Agent Elrond." Sam replies in the same tone. "Merry, Pip get the Ringbearer out of here. I'll handle Elrond."

Merry and Pippin rush in behind him garbed in black leather regalia and shades as well. They haul Frodo out of the bed while Agent Elrond and Sam start to duke it out.

Sam goes to punch Elrond in the face, but discovers he isn't tall enough so kicks him in the shin instead. Agent Elrond loses his balance not so much from the blow, but from getting tangled in his dress like robes and ends up falling to the ground. Taking advantage of Agent Elrond's tumble, Sam runs out of the room to catch up with Merry, Pip, and Frodo.

Agent Elrond scowls as he picks himself up off the ground and straightens his crooked sunglasses."They're not out yet." He grumbles and stalks out of the room.

Ok, that ended up a little different than I intended, but I kept having images of hobbits in leather and dark sunglasses smilies/cool.gif and had to write something for it. I hope it brought you guys some amusement. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Meela]

Totally! I love the image of Agent Smith in robes! *giggles*

[Nimrothiel]

When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are searching for Merry and Pippin:

Aragorn: "They were here, there are footprints leading in that direction..."

*Legolas finds the elven brooch*

Legolas: "Look Aragorn, Hobbits!"

The fight scene between Gandalf and Saruman could turn into the fight scene from Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail:

*Gandalf blasts off one of Saruman's arms*

Saruman: "Ha! 'Tis only a flesh wound, have at you sir!"

*Gandalf promptly blasts off Saruman's other arm*

Saruman: "I can still kick you!"

*Gandalf then blasts off one of Saruman's legs*

Saruman: "While I can still stand, I will fight you!"

*Gandalf blasts off Saruman's remaining limb*

Saruman: "I can still bite you! Hey, wait, come back here and fight!"

*Gandalf, having tired of this pointless fight, turns and walks away, leaving "Torso Man" to his own devices*

Alternative ending: Gandalf turns around and blows Saruman's head off.
smilies/evil.gif

[Tinuviel of Denton]

great minds think alike.

Well, they also say birds of a feather flock together. So what are you, a couple of great minds or a couple of featherbrains?

Anyway...

For those of you who don't know, Elijah Wood played Huck Finn in the movie The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. So...

Somewhere in the movie, Frodo drops his all-too-fake British accent and begins to talk in a Missouri boy dialect. Maybe the scene where the hobbits and Strider are in the woods. Frodo could explain about how kings, etc, are always less-than-respectable, like Huck did for Jim.

[Arawethiel]

This scene comes from Red Skeleton who was comedian and a very funny one at that. In his joke the birds were two seagulls looking down on a ship but I adapted to LOTR. Hope you find it as amusing as me. smilies/biggrin.gif

Legolas: Crebain from Dunland!

All of the Fellowship stops and stares at the approaching birds. Two of these happened to be called Gertrude and Heathcliff.

Heathcliff: Look down there is the Fellowship of Fools!

Gertrude: Why are they the Fellowhip of Fools?

Heathcliff: They're looking up.

[Everdawn]

Boromir: "Aragorn? For England."
Good call!


Merry, in Rivendell... :hey Pip, i snuck a beer in!" *taking one from under his shirt*
Pippin: So did I! *pulls one out of a tree.
Merry: classic!
*both see Beers chilled in a waterfall**
BOTH: CLASSIC!
***ok only aussies will get that one... Its from Comedy Inc.

Elrond and Gandalf, when Elrond is recounting his encounter with Isiuldor...
"Shall we begin like david copperfiled? I am born, I grew up?, or shall we start with his birth into darkness, as i call it. Thats really where we should start. Dont you think?"

---Interview with the Vampire.

[Meela]

*giggles* Ian McKellan featured in a recent-ish TV version of David Copperfield...

[arianrod]

I just can't wait for the day when one of the hobbits (Pippin most likely) will walk up to the bar and ask for...
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."
Or would that be more of a Ranger drink?

In Rivendell, all nine members of the fellowship dancing around on tables and singing:
"We're the Fellowship of the Ring of Power, we're off to the Dark Tower.
We do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Rivendell, we eat cream and cocoa and caramel!"

ok, so the rhyming sucked, but oh well...

[steve]

The fellowship is gathered at Rivendel at the end of The Council of Elrond

Elrond: You are the fellowship of the ring, now go and let the force be with you

Bridge of Kazad-Dum (gandalf and Durin's bane)

Gandalf: You shall not pass

Durin's Bane: *waves his hand* you will let us pass, I am not who you think I am

Battle of Helms Deep

Boromir: oh great, they have a cave troll

Battle of Pelennor Fields, The Witch King is standing up to gandalf and says the speach about death looking gandalf in the face (and so on)

Gandalf: well... You can take my life, but you will never take My Freedom!!!

In the Prancing Pony

Aragorn: are you scared
frodo: yes
aragorn: not scared enough, I know what hunts you... They are the killer tomatoes, flesh eating vegtables

Moria after the battle with the watcher

Gandalf: we now enter the long dark of moria
*The tooth fairy (darkness falls (dumbest movie ever)) flies down and grabs boromir and flies off with him*
*aragorn goes chasing after him*
Aragorn (yelling): Hes not suposto die yet

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Bridge of Kazad-dum (again)

The balrog rears up and egnights in flame and roars loudly

Gandalf: dont move, it cant see you if you dont move

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At Bilbo's birthday party
Sam: If someone told you my life was all smoking pipes, going to birthday parties, and eating second breakfasts... well, someone lied

Sam smilies/frown.gifshow rosie dancing with somene next to her) id love to tell you thats me... (move to the fat proudfoot) Heck, id even settle for him

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Gimli: Gimli Mad, Gimli Smash
Gimli: HiHo HiHo Its off Orc Slaying I go
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Gandalf right before he runs off from Bag End to Minas Tirith

Gandalf: Ill be Back

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[Daewen]

Sam to Frodo in the boat: Oh Harry I was so worried about you!

Saruman to Gandalf: You cannot beat Mordor, Gandalf. One two he's coming for you, three four, better lock the door, five six and get a crucifix...

[Elennar Starfire]

Sam runs after Frodo into the water and sinks.

Sam: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

at the inn of the prouncing pony...

Innkeeper: good evening, little masters.If you're seeking accommodation, we've got some nice cozy, Hobbit-sized rooms available...Mr...er...
Frodo: my name is Bond. James Bond.


well, i'll try harder next time smilies/tongue.gif

[Everdawn]

In the forest, when Aragorn and Gimli and Legolas are about to find Gandalf.

Aragorn: Who are you?
Gandalf** stepping from the shaddows: I am father of a murdered son, husband of a murdered wife, and i will have my vengance. In this life or the next.
Aragorn:???

[TealDude4]

The scene in the extended version where Aragorn is standing next to his mothers grave.

Elrond: Your mother brought you here to protect you.
Aragorn: Yeah. Momma always said, "Life is like a box a choc-o-lates."

I'm sorry, I just couldn't pass that one up. smilies/biggrin.gif
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Gandalf is holding on to the bridge of Khazad-dum and is about to fall.

Gandalf: I'll be back."

Lets go.
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Ok, this one is a reference to my favorite TV show. If you've seen it, you'll know what it is.

Frodo: The following takes place between 10:00PM and 11:00PM on the day of Uncle Bilbo's Birthday Party. The events occur in real time.

[Lëowen]

*when the Fellowship is getting the boats at Lothlorien*

Galadriel:...These Elvish boats will never sink. (or something like that)

Gimli: So you mean they float in water?

Galadriel:Um...yes...

Gimli: What elsefloats in water?

Pippin: Um...very small rocks!

Merry: Churches! Churches!

Sam: Lead!

Frodo: Apples?

Aragorn: A duck!

It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but it's a bit shortened...oh well...

[Kates Frodo Temp]

Gandalf, to Saruman:

"Before this war is over I'm going to kill you."

Okay, that was lame. I'm watching The Patriot right now, and just had to use that line somewhere.

[Elennar Starfire]

When gandalf comes back in TTT

Aragorn: We thought you were dead!

Gandalf: Well you forgot one thing: I'm captain Jack Sparrow...

I just saw Pirates of the Caribbean and I think it's a great movie.
That's not the exact line but I can't remember exactly how it goes.

[Brinniel]

A Nazgul says to Frodo: I like your ring...

That'd be from Terminator 3, which I just saw yesterday. It's an excellent movie (one the best summer movies I've seen) and TX is an awesome baddie. smilies/evil.gif

[merenwen]

Elennar, you've seen Pirates of the Carribean? *has a fit of jealousy* smilies/rolleyes.gif sorry...
neways!

At the meeting in Rivendell:
Elrond:You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring
Aragorn:Asecret mission, in uncharted space, Let's Go!

[merenwen]

i meant a secret... sorry i forget how to edit!

[Elennar Starfire]

Elennar, you've seen Pirates of the Carribean? *has a fit of jealousy*

yep, I went to the first show smilies/biggrin.gif and the funny thing is that I saw a preview for a movie with Viggo in it. smilies/eek.gif

in the extended verson when Bilbo is talking at the beginning and the other hobbit is cleaning his ear:

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow...
*hobbit starts trying to get the earwax off his finger*
turn this stupid fat rat yellow!

[Meela]

and the funny thing is that I saw a preview for a movie with Viggo in it.

You saw the Hidalgo trailer??? I am soooo jealous!

Sorry, I chatted. But i couldn't resist.

Just extend it to a nice little mix-up.

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli gallop along on their horses.

Aragorn: hi ho, Hidalgo!!

Legolas and Gimli: *sigh* This is *Lotr*, Viggo. Lotr!

Lame, but on topic.

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[Elennar Starfire]

You saw the Hidalgo trailer??? I am soooo jealous!

It was sorta gross though...he ate a grasshopper. A big one. smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

must try to stay on topic...If I can think of anything...got one!

Legolas in Moria

They've taken Elizabeth!

hee hee more Pirates of the Caribbean...

[TealDude4]

'Pirates' was great. If you like LotR, go see POTC. Depp's performence was amazing. He reminded me of a whimsical Disney cartoon character, like the salesman in the beginning of Aladdin.

So, these are all Pirates of the Carribean lines.

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Frodo puts on the ring in The Prancying Pony, sees The Eye, and takes it off.

Frodo: That's interesting. Very interesting.
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The Hobbits wake up in the Prancying Pony because of screaming outside the widow.

Pippin: What was that?

Aragorn explains what the Nazgul are.

Frodo: I hardly believe in ghost stories.

Aragorn: You best start believing in ghost stories, Mr. 'Underhill'. You're in one.
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Arwen meets the Hobbits and Aragorn in the woods to save Frodo. She slapps Aragorn.

Aragorn: I don't think I deserved that.

Later, in Edoras, Eowyen slapps Aragorn.

Aragorn: That one I deserved.

[Brinniel]

While we're on the subject, here's another POTC one:

*Legolas empties a bucket of water onto Aragorn*
Aragorn: Hey, I'm already awake!
Legolas: That was for the smell.

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Anyone seen the goonies when you were little?

When Sam swims to Frodo at the end of fotr and Frodo pulls him into the boat, Sam gets out his puffer and inhales...
smilies/biggrin.gif

[Helkahothion]

*Gandalf pull's Sam trough the window*

Gandalf (while strangling Sam): Why you little!
Sam: Ai caramba.
Frodo: If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.
Gaffer(from next door): Haididelihoo

~Simpsons

*Arwen walks in*

Aragorn: I got chiiiiiils, they're multy-plyin'! And I'm looooosing controhol.

~Grease

Frodo when he finds out about the ring: With these powers....I can become....*jumps in hero pose with heroic voice* A SUPERHERO! But first..... *runs of to the buffet table*

~The mask

Abedithon le smilies/smile.gif

[Meneltarmacil]

(this is for Ian McKellen's, Christopher Lee's, and Hugo Weaving's roles in several different movies.)

*Gandalf is fighting Saruman in Orthanc*

*Saruman pulls out a lightsaber*
SARUMAN: Gandalf, you will join the Dark Side!
*Gandalf snatches it out of his hand*
GANDALF: Is everything you own made out of metal like that?
*Elrond comes in and beats them both up with several Matrix-style martial arts moves*
ELROND: Wizards are a virus, and we are the cure.

Yes, I know that was extremely lame...
*dodges flying objects*

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

no, it wasn't lame at all, Meneltarmacil!

here's another option for my previous post;


at the inn of the Prouncing Pony...

Innkeeper: good evening, little masters.If you're seeking accommodation, we've got some nice cozy, Hobbit-sized rooms available...Mr...er...
Frodo: the name - is - Neo!

[the guy who be short]

A backwards one. A different movie, LotR words.


Scene - Harry Potter is in the Chamber of Secrets. Tom Riddle has just revealed himself to be Lord Voldemort. Ginny is lying on the floor.


Harry: You're Slytherin's heir?

(Ginny suddenly stands up)

Ginny: And heir to the throne of Gondor!

(She collapses again)

Harry: (spits on Tom) Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.


I know, I know.

[Shy Hobbit]

This one's from Shrek

*The Fellowship is walking through the woods, Gimli has just finished his "Eyes of a hawk" speech. Haldir and company appear, drawing arrows*

Pippin: Can't we settle this over a pint?!

[Elennar Starfire]

Another backwards one:

In HP when they try to walk across the chessboard:

*pawns draw their swords to block the way*
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[Sauron 666]

I Don't know if anyone has borrowed from this movie but oh well. I keep thinking of Legolas' seemingly endless supply of arrows and since there's no battle scene that really focuses on Legolas so i just have to invent one.

Legolas during a battle (say with the Wrag riders) comes upon a wounded Orc on the ground.
Lego: I know what you're thinking, did he shoot twenty arrows or infinity arrows. But this is a Bow of the North, with Arrows of Galadathon and could easily pierce through your skin. So you gotta ask yourself one question, do i feel lucky. Well do ya punk?

not very funny but there you go

[Sauron 666]

When Frodo's feeling sorry for himself in Moria and Gandalf to cheer him up, sings the song from Monty Python's Life of Brian, Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

I know the Matrix thing has been overdone but oh well, here it goes.

When Elron and Isildur are in the cracks of doom, Elrond says: You hear that, Mr. Isildur, that is the sound of inevitability, it is the sound of your death.

Isildur (sounding angry): My name is Neo.
then he looks around confused, and then runs away.

Terminator 2

When Frodo enteres the prancing pony he comes up to Butterbur: Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Aliens:
In Moria:

Gandalf: Swords are of no use here!
Gimli: Well then What are we supposed to use man, harsh language?

after Gandalf falls into Shadow

Boromir: Thats it man, game over, game over, man. What are we gonna do now?
Aragorn: Maybe we can build a fire, sing some songs.
Sam: Or cook some taters
Gollum (catching up to them miraculously): Taters?
Sam: Poe-ta-toes
Gimli: You mean Pot-ate-toes?
Sam: No, Poe-ta-toes.......and so on

again in Moria, this time i'm borrowing from gijane (since viggo was in that movie)

As the orcs come bursting in he yells: Whoooyah!!!

i think it would be funny if the council of elrond was set in the bootcamp of Full Metal Jacket and G. Sgt Hartman replaced Elrond.

but thats just me

thats enough for now methinks

[Helkahothion]

Lol anyone seen dumb and dumber? It would be funny if like Pippin licked some ice from the wall of the caradras and got stuck with his tongue smilies/biggrin.gif

Abedithon le

[peonydeepdelver]

In the forest, when Aragorn and Gimli and Legolas are about to find Gandalf.
Aragorn: Who are you?
Gandalf** stepping from the shaddows: I am father of a murdered son, husband of a murdered wife, and i will have my vengance. In this life or the next.
Aragorn:???


Hehe, that just made me think of one from the Princess Bride!

Gandalf appears.
Aragorn: It cannot be.
Gandalf: Hello. My name ees Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die.
or
On the way to Helm's Deep
Eowyn: But what about the WOUSes?
Aragorn: Wargs of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
Battle begins.
smilies/biggrin.gif

[Eowyn_Wildfire]

Eowyn: But what about the WOUSes?
Aragorn: Wargs of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

MEHEHEHEHEHE THAT IS SO FUNNY smilies/evil.gif


um okay I'll post one to stay on topic ummm*thinks*...*is still thinking*
I GOT IT
in moria when fellowship is surrouned by orcs:
Aragorn: well gandalf did you think of anything?
Gandalf: oh yes but it involed us being on the other side of the bride of khazad-dum far away from all the orcs
pippin: so what hapens next?
Gandalf: the orcs will attack us well fight be overpowered and die in about 30 seconds
Aragorn: so this is it were all gona die
Gandalf: yes...Expect what's this a secret escape door
Aragorn: what where?
Gandalf: nope I was only fooling we are gonna die after all

there more but thats the idea if from a hitchikers guide to the galaxy it's so funny smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Mae Govannen, Eowyn_Wildfire, enjoy being dead!

Pirates of the Caribbean: (I saw it again! smilies/biggrin.gif )

Merry is throwing rocks into the water by the doors of Moria, Aragorn grabs his arm.

Aragorn: That's not very nice.

or:

Pippin: *Looks into his pint* Bloody empty.

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[steve]

For all you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans out there (from turtles in time the movie)

Frodo: I must take the ring to mordor...
Sam: Do you think they will have pizza?

In Balin's Tomb with the cave troll after he stabbs frodo

Gandalf: Hey Troll, guess what time it is?
Merry and pippin jump on his back
Merry and pippin: Wet Willie Time!

Merry Pippin Sam Frodo: Cowabunga!!

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[Everdawn]

Aragorn and Lhurtz fighting in FOTR...

Lhurtz when Aragorn stabbs him.

Lhurtz: Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
Aragorn: You, Lhurtz, you took the jam out of my doughnut...


Ah, you would understand it if you had seen Snatch.

[Lucinda]

Yeah, PotC was really great! At first I thoght it was a bit umm, you know. I mean, The curse of the black pearl???

Okay, when gandalf jumps off Orthanc (sp?) onto the eagle, he yells to Saruman " You will always remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow!"

[peonydeepdelver]

Okay, when gandalf jumps off Orthanc (sp?) onto the eagle, he yells to Saruman " You will always remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Ha! I was drinking Coke when I read that and I almost sprayed it out laughing! Hehe! That gave me an idea...

*Pippin goes up to the bar as Frodo does the whole "Baggins" thing. Then Frodo comes back to reality...*
Pippin: BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!?!

Sounded better in my head...

[Elennar Starfire]

Pippin: BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!?!

I love it!

Saruman and Gandalf fighting at Orhanc:

Saruman: Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgement day, ...?(I forgot the second part of this line)

Gandalf: Or you could surrender.

[Meneltarmacil]

Nobody seems to have doe anything with John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) so here goes.

ELROND: Well, Estel?
ARAGORN: I like Strider.
ELROND: We named the dog Strider.
GIMLI: The DOG?!! You are named after the DOG?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Yes, that was lame, I know... smilies/rolleyes.gif )

[Arawethiel]

GIMLI: The DOG?!! You are named after the DOG?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*snickers* I loved that!! I never would have thought about Indiana Jones! I actually forgot John Rhys Davies was in that...*slaps her head for forgeting* Well, this is kinda of lame but I had to respond after reading that last one so here goes. You'll have to have seen Highlander the movie to get this. I'm also pretending Elves are immortal in the same regard as the movie ie they can't be killed unless you take their head.

Aragorn and Legolas face off in a duel. Aragorn is determinedly holding his sword while Legolas swaggers around drunkenly swishing his sword in the air.

Aragorn: You'll pay for your insult, let the duel begin!

Aragorn moves into attack position while Legolas stumbles and his long hair comes in front of his eyes making him look like Cousin It from the Addams Family.

Legolas: By Elbereth I've gone blind!

Aragorn quickly stabs him and Legolas falls to the ground. Aragorn turns around to leave only to hear a chuckling and see Legolas standing up again. This time Legolas can see, however, when their swords cross the elf watches his sword fly away after Aragorn disarms him in a drunken fascination. He gets stabbed again but once more gets up. Aragorn is getting frustrated after repeatedly killing him when Legolas suddenly holds up his hands.

Legolas: Wait, wait! I apologize for calling your wife a horse stealing egomaniac not content with her part and now I bid you good day.

Legolas staggers off using his sword to help him walk.

[Maylin]

i saw Spy Kids 3 with my little brothers, and then, all of a sudden, Elijh Wood pops onto the screen for an entire 2 minutes! so yeah..

Spy Kids III

*Gandalf just fell with the balrog*

Sam: Now who shall lead us?
Frodo: I will!
Everyone: It's THE GUY!!!

.....ok, that really was awful

[Elennar Starfire]

What???? Elijah Wood is in spy kids 3????
*runs away screaming*
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The council of Elrond:

Legolas: This is no mere ranger. he is Aragorn, son of Arathorn.

Boromir: This is Isildur's heir?

Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your alligiance(sp?).

Boromir: *looks at Aragorn* You are absolutely the worst king I've ever heard of.

Aragorn: But you have heard of me.

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[Meneltarmacil]

SARUMAN: We must join with him... We must join with Sauron.
GANDALF: Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?
SARUMAN: Good... I can feel the hate swelling in you... Take your staff. Strike me down with it, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

[Shire Flower]

Independence Day

Gandalf punches the balrog in the face saying, "Welcome to Middle Earth!" The balrog falls to the ground on other side of the chasm. Then Gandalf goes over, climbs on its belly, sits down, lights up his pipe, blows a few smoke rings into the air and says, "Now THAT'S what I call a close encounter."

Ok, it's not as good as some of the others, but it was the only movie I could think of at the time.

[arianrod]

Boromir: *looks at Aragorn* You are absolutely the worst king I've ever heard of.

Aragorn: But you have heard of me.

HA! That's great! PotC is awsome; I've seen it twice. smilies/biggrin.gif

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Scene: Moria. Sam walks up to one of the Dwarf skeletons and kneels by it...

Sam: It's Chester Copperpot!

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Scene: Helm's Deep. The Uruk-Hai have just arrived at the fortress. Aragorn leans over the side and looks down as one of the Orcs yells up at him:

Uruk-Hai: I am the head Uruk-Hai of this legion. Whose fortress is this?

Aragorn: This is the fortress of the King of Rohan, Theoden son of Thengel.

Uruk-Hai: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by Sauron with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the One Ring.

Aragorn: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. We've already got one, you see?

Uruk-Hai: What?

Orc: They say they've already got one...

---------------
At Weathertop, Frodo puts on the Ring and sees the Nazgul turn to look at him...

(pause)

Wraith: Mine.

(heehee... Finding Nemo... seagulls... yea. *cough*)

[Elennar Starfire]

PotC is awsome; I've seen it twice.

I've seen it four times. smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
That's one more time then I've seen TTT.


Gandalf grabs Frodo(Is it secret? Is it safe?)

Frodo: You made me ink!

(Finding Nemo)

[Nehani]

If it happened:

Saruman enters Mordor chasing Nazgul. The Nazgul bears the One Ring. They endup in front of Sauron.

Sauron: "Thank you Saruman,"

Saruman bows his head

Sauron: "Not you, we named the Nazgul Saruman."

The Nazgul smiles

Gotta love PotC!

[Meneltarmacil]

(on top of Orthanc)

SARUMAN: Embrace the power of the Ring... or embrace your own destruction!

GANDALF: There is only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power.

SARUMAN: Gandalf... I AM YOUR FATHER!

GANDALF: *jumps off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Sauron 666]

How about combining A Clockwork orange with LOTR with Aragorn as Alex?

In Bree, he comes to Frodo

A: Well, hello there Frody-odo, I am your friend and faithful narrator, as well as your droogen leader. I am Arry-Aragorn, my peppy was Arathorny, and my big big big daddywaddy was Issillysildur. This, my fair droogies, is Narsilly, the sword that was like broken and cut the ringgy from sauronny. I'd offer my appy-polly-logies to him but he's too much of a millicent to listen to me. I can't wait to get it reforged, it really helps me get up for the old ultra-violence.

Rivendell:
A: How goes it Froddyodo? While you were like incapacitated like, me and Arwen, she's this real horrowshow debauchka, were doing the old in-out-in-out. those elvish debauchka's are real horrowshows.
*hopes moderators don't eddy this out*


Caradhras:
A: I viddy there's some Crebain from Dunnyland yonder.

At Hornburg, instead of parleying with the orcs he taunts them.

A: Hello, little Orcys, come and get one in the yarbles, that is if you have any yarbles thou foul cross breading vat of stinking cheap oil. Me and Andurilly are up for some horrorshow ultra-violence. You prestootniks are no match for me and my droogs.

I can picture Gimli as the perfect link to PR Derelect:

In Moria:
G: This is the mine of my cousin Balin, yes. Dug greedily and too deeply, yes. Durin's Bane they awoke, yes. This was the end of the line for Dwarves in Khazad-dum, yes.

etc

[Sleepy Ranger]

well if nobody minds im joining in.
This is from X-Men 2
this is just before Boromir dies.
Boromir sees that the orcs are aiming their arrows at him so he throws down his sword looks at them and yells"You wanna shoot me. Shoot me."

I know its not good but I couldnt help myself

[Elennar Starfire]

My sister came up with this, but she isn't here, so I get to post it, hah!

Legolas: *shoots cave troll several times*

Cave Troll: *looks at arrows* Who makes all these?

Lego: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!

CT:You need to get yourself a girl, mate!
(etc)

Lego: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a cave troll, I can kill it!

yeah...that's all...

[The Only Real Estel]

At Bilbo's Party:

Frodo: "O no you don't!" (*tosses Sam into Rosie)
SLAP
Sam: "I'm not sure I deserved that!"


At the counicl of Elrond:

Elrond: "You are all bound to this fate, this one doom. You will unite or you will fall. Savvy?"

-and-

at the same place:

Frodo: "I will take the Ring to Mordor! Though...I do not know the way."

Gandalf: "I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins. You can't take the Ring into Mordor all by your onesie."

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[Elróthiel]

When Saruman is looking into the palantir, he sees Frodo with his hair over his face, walking towards the edge of the palantir. Behind him is a well. Frodo comes out of the palantir. Saruman is freaked out, he crawls backwards, his nails falling out. Blood from his fingers is all over the floor.

Later:
Gandalf rushes into the room after looking for Saruman. (Its before he realized that Saruman was evil). Water is everywhere. He sees Saruman's chair turned around, and the owner is sitting in it. Gandalf turns the chair around, and...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
A high girly shriek from Gandalf. Reason:
Saruman is dead, and his face is decaying, frozen in an exaggerated expression of fear. Mouth open wider than is natural, eyes rolled back in his skull, yellowing skin, and no fingernails.

Yup! That's from The Ring. I love that movie! I had to have Frodo play Samara, simply because it fits! They both have black hair and blue eyes! And they're both little!

Seven daaaaaaaayyysssssssssss.........
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today!

[Everdawn]

Well it seems everyone in the world has seen Pirates of The Caribbean but us Aussies, it opened in theatres yesterday!

Éomer: What business does a man, and elf and a dwarf have in the Riddermark, speak quickly!

Aragron: How about no scott..

Éomer: What?

Aragorn: You aint all that and a bag of potato chips...

Éomer: Fool

Aragorn: Dont go there girlfriend...


Ok that was bad. Lack of caffine, you must give me leeway.

[Elennar Starfire]

Backwards PotC:

Jack Sparrow trips and almost falls, but Will catches him by the beard.

Jack: Not the beard!

Eh... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[peonydeepdelver]

LOL, Elennar! Did Jack Sparrow even have a beard? *ponders*

EDIT: Oh wait, yes he did. My bad. smilies/smile.gif

[ September 14, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ]

[Sleepy Ranger]

I have one
This is from League of extraordinary gentlemen.

When Gandalf catches Sam evesdropping(no idea about spelling)
Gandalf: Sam Wise Gamgee I want you to be clothed at all times.

ok it wasn't that good but I thought it was funny.

[The Only Real Estel]

LOL, Elennar! Did Jack Sparrow even have a beard? *ponders* Heh, make it by the little braids hanging down from his goatee smilies/biggrin.gif. Good one Elennar...

[Elennar Starfire]

Credit for that one should go to Tymezennith, but since she rarely posts, I get to post all her ideas. smilies/tongue.gif She doesn't mind. I was walking her home, and was dressed as Jack Sparrow at the time that was thought up. Got sooo many weird looks for that... smilies/biggrin.gif Seriously, though, those beads are a little annoying. They kept hitting me in the face.

[Sea Tiger]

OK! Here's a few. smilies/biggrin.gif
It's near the end of TTT and the winged nazgul
has just missed grabbing Frodo at Gondor.
As the nazgul flies away he says,"I'll get you my pretty and your little ring, too!"

The Fellowship is at the entrance to Moria and Gandolf puts his on the door and says,"Open sasame!"

The Balrog is approching the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and Gandolf, standing on the bridge,shouts,"He who passes me, must answer me these questions three!"

Ok. Lame or not,that's all I could come up with. smilies/rolleyes.gif
I might have some more later though.

[elf-girl-63]

he he he. thought of another matrix one (hope hasnt already been said- skipped quite a few).

When Gandalf the White is unknown and Aragorn goes 'Who are you? Show yourself!' Gandalf replies 'Its the question that drive us'

hope u like! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Everdawn]

Éomer: What business does a man, an elf and a dwarf have in the riddermark? Speak quickly.

Aragorn: Wasnt that scarcrow pointing the other way?

Legolas: My name is Dorothy, and this is my dog Toto.

Gimli: *pointing ot Legolas' shoes" And those are the ruby slippers.

[Elwen_starmaiden]

Ok, here's a Harry Potter one:

Gates of Moria:
*Gandalf gets frustrated and starts yelling* Alohomora! Alohomora!
Hermione: No no no, you're doing it all wrong, you're going to poke someone's eye out!

Different one of the same scene, from the Princess Bride:
*Gandalf gets frustrated*
Gandalf: Inconceivable!

Part in Lothlorien when Haldir finds them:
Haldir: You may pass through to Lorien once you come back with...A SHRUBBERY! One that looks nice, and not too expensive!

That's from the Holy Grail, I love that movie! I know these aren't that great but I like them smilies/biggrin.gif

[Arothir]

Movie Faramir questioning Frodo.

Frodo: Well Faramir, do you expect me to talk?

Faramir: No Mr. Baggins, I expect you to die!

[Arothir]

Christopher Lee played Scaramanga in the Man with the Golden Gun.

Saruman: Well Gandalf, it has come to a duel. Your old staff against my golden gun.

[Theoden]

In The Fellowship Of The Ring:
Pippin, Frodo, Merry and Sam are hiding from a Black Rider behind the tree stump and the Mission Impossible theme starts playing...
Then, as the Rider looks the other way Pippin throws the mushrooms and they explode
"Go Forrests, run!"

[Oddwen]

Scene: Caradhras.

Frodo: I'm so cold, I can't feel my hands anymore!

Sam: Oh, here, take these extra pair of gloves. My hands have been sweating.

Frodo: *deadly glare* You've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time????

Sam: Yeah. We are on Caradhras...

(Think Dumb & Dumber) smilies/wink.gif

[Airerûthiel]

Legolas to the Orcs during Helm's Deep: 'Aye, avast!'

Éowyn to the Witch King: 'You like pain? Try wearing a corset.'

Aragorn to Elrond: 'There's one thing you're forgetting mate. I'm the Heir of Isildur, savvy?'

During the council of Elrond: 'Sauron. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A very long time.'

Merry and Pippin: 'We are the hobbits who say 'Ni!'

I thought they were funny at the time...can I add that I have spent the last two days under the influence of hot lemon drinks? That may explain the lack of comedy value in these...

[Finwe]

*in Moria right as all the Orcs are fleeing from the advance of the Balrog*

Boromir: What new devilry is this?

Gandalf: *concentrates* It is a Bunny, a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond your strength! Run!!!!

Legolas: *takes one look at the entrance to the chamber, shrouded in flame, with a huge shadow of a rabbit, and starts yelping* Ai! Ai! A Bunrog has come!

(I don't know what I was thinking. It's about 11:48 PM here, and I'm loaded with caffeine).

[Arothir]

If you've seen Empire Strikes Back...

Saruman apologized via palantir for losing at Helm's Deep

Sauron chokes him to death

Sauron: Apology accepted!

[Everdawn]

SCENE: Gandalf and Elrond speaking of the day men failed, in Rivendell.

With a little Spice form Chicago.

Elrond: I was there the day the strength of men failed.
Gandalf: Yeah? You and half of Chicago.

OK it was funny at the time...

[Brinniel]

Aragorn and Lurtz are fighting. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's arm.

Aragorn: I have cut off your arm and have won the fight. Now I will go.
Lurtz: Oh, no you won't. I still have my other arm to fight with.

Aragorn and Lurtz fight. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's other arm.

Aragorn: I have cut off your other arm. You can fight no more.
Lurtz: Na uh! I still have my feet to kick you with!

Lurtz begins to kick Aragorn. Argorn chops off a leg.

Aragorn: There! Now I have defeated you.
Lurtz: No, you haven't. I still have one leg left!

Lurtz attempts to kick Aragorn. Aragorn cuts off his last limb. Aragorn begins to walk off.

Lurtz: Where are you going? I'm not through with you! Come back and fight like a man!
Aragorn: But you've got no limbs left! I have defeated you!
Lurtz: No, you have not! I am Lurtz. I am undefeatable!

Aragorn shakes his head and walks away.

*~*

Well, it went something like that in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Meneltarmacil]

Hey Brinniel! I already used that idea in Movie Bloopers Continued! smilies/tongue.gif

Oh well, here's another one.

Gandalf and the Three Hunters arrive at the Golden Hall.
HAMA: Give me your staff.
GANDALF: *waves hand* You don't need to take my staff.
HAMA: I don't need to take your staff.
GANDALF: *waves hand* We can go about our business.
HAMA: You can go about your business.
GANDALF: *waves hand* Move along.
HAMA: Move along. Move along.

[Brinniel]

Sorry about that. I haven't read that thread. But the idea's been in my head for months... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Everdawn]

Some ones from Ned Kelly.

In Rohan.. Gandlaf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are on their horses ourside edoras.

Gandalf-...there dwells Théoden, king of Rohan, Do not look to be welcomed..
Legolas- If anyone can persuade an old man to share his daughter with three larakins like us, it'd be Aragorn."


Aragorn giving his speech on Helms Deep before the attack!
Aragorn: *in elvish* ..Give them no mercy for you shall recieve none! I am a widdow's son, outlawed! And my orderes must be obeyed!
Elves: ???

[Meneltarmacil]

From "The Princess Bride":

Elendil has just been killed.
ISILDUR: Father...
*looks up at Sauron*
ISILDUR: My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
*Sauron breaks Narsil as Isildur reaches for it*
ISILDUR:*picks up broken sword*My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
SAURON: Will you stop saying that?!?!
ISILDUR: My name is Isildur! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
*slices off Sauron's finger*

[Pennthangeil]

This is from "And Now for something copletely different" Please forgive me.

Aragorn: These armys have boys not old enough to fight.

Gimili: And those too old.

Legolas: And..

Small band of girly men: *marching* OO get her. Whoops. Ive got your number but you coudnt afford me, dear Two three..Il scratch your eyes out-

All: 0.o

[Elennar Starfire]

Eomer: How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead you will take your share of the treasure?

Grima: *as Eowyn walks by* Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

[Everdawn]

Eomer: How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead you will take your share of the treasure?
Grima: *as Eowyn walks by* Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.


He oh my go elennar that was good! *falls off chair**

[Elennar Starfire]

Inspiration has struck! Wow! I'm suddenly creative and maybe sometimes funny! Here's another one!

Gandalf: I release you from the spell.

Theoden/Saruman: Heheheheh...you have no power here, Gandalf Greyhame! Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you!

Maybe sort of obscure, but it's the Wizard of Oz.

[Nimrothiel]

Sea Tiger, I'd like to extend your Monty Python spoof.

*bridge in Moria*

Balrog: "He who would pass by me, must answer me these questions three; ere the other side he see."

Gandalf: "Ask your questions Balrog, I am not afraid."

Balrog: "What is your name?"

Gandalf: "Sir Launcelot of Camelot."

Balrog: "What is your quest?"

Gandalf: "To seek the Holy Grail."

Balrog: "What is your favorite color?"

Gandalf: "Blue."

Balrog: "Right, you can go then."

Gandalf: "Oh, uh, thank you."

He he, I'm sleepy from turkey but loaded with sugar. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Agent Smith: Wait, I remember this. I'm supposed to stand...here. And I'm supposed to say, "Give me the ring, Mr. Anderson."
What did I say? Wait, what have I said? What have I done? Mr. Anderson! Come back! A madness took me, but it has passed! Come back!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[Enorëiel]

Hehe, These are great!!!! Not sure if this has been posted before (I'm too lazy to go back and read smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif ) but here you go:

Gollum upon first getting the ring:
I shall call it precious and it shall be mine, and it shall be my precious.

(Um... Finding Nemo?)

[Tar-Alcarin]

Isildur and Sauron Fighting

Sauron: Isildur, I am your father
IsildurL: NOOOOOOOOO
Lame, i know sorry. But I am like that after all smilies/wink.gif

[ 10:22 PM December 02, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Alcarin ]

[TealDude4]

This one is from Pirates of the Caribbean.

*********************

[Aragorn has been kinged and everyone is standing in the hall of Gondor, ready to depart, looking very sad. Pippin walks forward.]

Pippin: Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually... ecumentiaclly... grammatically.

[He walks up to Elrond.]

Pippin: I just want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.

[He starts walking toward the door. He stops and looks back.]

Pippin: Arwen!

[Arwen turns and looks at him.]

Pippin: It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry.

[He pauses for a second.]

Pippin: Aragorn!

[Aragorn looks at him.]

Pippin: Nice crown.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

This is quite silly...been bothering me for quite a while.

*Boromir is dead*
Aragorn: Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall! *kiss*
*Boromir wakes up*
Legolas: He's the one...

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod the demented

[Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien]

IN THE MINES OF MORIA

Fellowship are walking in a row

Gimli: Hi ho, hi ho it's of to work we go!

Fellowship: **Blank looks at Gimli**

Gimli: What!? It's in the blood



ehehehehehehehe *dies*

Maybe in ROTK, this happens

The elves are sailing to Valinor. As they arrive, a random elf starts singing "A Whole New World!!! A new fantastic place to be!"

argh.. that sucked.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

To quote myself...

*Boromir is dead*
Aragorn: Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall! *kiss*
*Boromir wakes up*
Legolas: He's the one...


*Boromir rises*
*Lurtz begin firing arrows at him*
Boromir: No. *raises hands*
*arrows stop*
*Lurtz goes after him*
Lurtz: *stops* Wait...this is Elrond's role!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod the very demented

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[Firefoot]

Another PotC One:

Scene: Leaving Lothlorien

Sam: What are these?
Elf: Ropes.
Sam: Knowing a bit about rope, might I ask what they are made of?
Elf: Elf hair...From me back!

It's not as good as I originally thought but all my other ones were already taken.

[Nimrothiel]

I've got another "Finding Nemo" one:

*Merry and Pippin are looking for Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship; they enter a cave*

Merry: "It's so dark, I can't see a thing."

Pippin: "Ah! Someone grabbed me!"

Merry: "That was me."

Pippin: "Hauh! Who's there?!"

Merry: "Pip, it's me."

Pippin: "Wait a second. Are you my conscience?"

*pause*

Merry: "Yes, Pip, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken in awhile. Now Pip, tell me, can you see ANYTHING?"

Pippin: "Ummm, no, wait! I see a light!"

Merry: "A light?"

Pippin: "Yeah...hey conscience, am I dead?"

Merry: "No, no, I see it too."

*they walk up to the light which is coming from an object that looks like the Phial of Galadriel*

Pippin: "It's so pretty!"

Merry: "I feel...happy. Which is a big deal right now, for me."

Pippin: "I want to touch it."

*moves dazedly towards it, but it jerks away*

Pippin: "Oh no, no, stay, it's okay."

Merry (singing): "I want to be with you. I want to stay with you. I'll be your best friend..."

*lots of torches are lit to reveal a band of Uruk-Hai*

Merry: "Good feeling's gone." smilies/eek.gif

Whew, that was a long post.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:12 PM December 08, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]

[Elennar Starfire]

Those last two were absolutely hilarious! Great job, you people!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, when I realised that you're not actually mammals. You see every mammal instinctively develops a natural equilibruim with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. Then the only way you could survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the exact same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. You humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

Morpheus: Sure. Go back to Valinor, with your prissy Elves. Eru gave Middle-earth to us. To usss, precious!!!

*hides from flying oliphaunt*
*hit by flying dromund in the nose*

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
-&gt;Elenrod: Nose bleeding...need tissue...

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[Meneltarmacil]

*starts tossing huge rocks at Nilpaurion Felagund*

(sorry, can't remember exact words)
ELROND: ..but you will linger on after his death...always in fear, always in doubt... That, Arwen, is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death.

...Well, at least I tried...

[Meela]

Gollum pulls Frodo out from the Dead Marshes.

Frodo: Gollum...

Gollum dunks him back in, then pulls him out.

Frodo: hey, I'm conscious!

Gollum: that was for the smell.

[Finwe]

Sam wakes up to find all the lembas gone and Frodo stoking a giant bonfire.

Sam: But the lembas!

Frodo: That signal is over a thousand feet high. Every Eagle in the Royal Air Force is out looking for me... Give it an hour, maybe two. You'll see white wings on the horizon.

Sam: But the lembas!

[Nimrothiel]

Continuing with that:

*one hour later; Sam is wandering up and down a gully*

Sam: "Must have been terrible for you to watch Gollum Sam, must have been terrible for you to watch Gollum Sam..."

*spots a flight of eagles*

Sam: "There'll be no living with him after this."

[Elennar Starfire]

Another from The Wizard of Oz:

Right after Treebeard picks up Merry and Pippin, Merry says, "I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond: Ah im, u-'erin veleth lin?
Arwen: Gerich veleth nin, ada.
Elrond: Then you will understand what I must do...
Arwen: ???
*Elrond pushes his hand inside Arwen's back*
*Arwen becomes Elrond*
Arwen-Elrond: Thank you.
Elrond: Now, if only I could do this to that Dûnadan...

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
-&gt;Elenrod

[Miriel Undomiel]

I loved PotC!

In FotR, when Aragorn is fighting Lurtz. Aragorn stabb Lurtz in his legg with his knife. Lurtz drag it out and lick of the blood.
Aragorn: You like pain? Try wearing a corset!

[Miriel Undomiel]

OK, since no one else posts, I will!

In TTT:
Random solider: You cannot let them go. By the laws of your father you must pay with your life!
Faramir: Forget the law! It's more like a guideline annyway...

Yep, that was PotC smilies/wink.gif

[Miriel Undomiel]

Hello?????
Have I scared everyone away with my posting?
Then I just have to post some more smilies/evil.gif ...

PotC again.
Random solider: You cannot let them go. By the laws of your father you must pay with your life!
Faramir: Forget the law! It's more like a guideline annyway...

Come on!!! I'm feeling alone... smilies/frown.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

RotK and TTT mixup:

Frodo and Sam appear in their orc disguises.

Treebeard: Little orcs, buraroom.


TTT EE and earlier TTT:

Merry and Pippin are smoking pipeweed.

Treebeard: *looks in the door* There is always smoke rising from Isengard these days.

[Everdawn]

The scene in TTT EE where Aragorn tries to leave Arwen.

Aragorn: It was a dream Arwen.
Arwen: But where will I go? What will I do? oh Aragorn I love you!
Aragorn: Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn!

**he leaves and Arwen takes a dramatic pose looking to the sky.**

Arwen: I know Ill go back to Tara, Ill win him back, after all tomorrow is another day!

(my attempt at Gone with the Wind)

[Elennar Starfire]

Gimli has just confessed to Legolas that he has fallen in love with Galadriel.

Legolas: You think you have a chance with her? You're short and hairy. Besides, she's married. *starts to walk away, then turns back* If she kisses you, I'll make you a prince.

Gimli: Really?

Legolas: Prince of the Land of Stench.

Later...

Galadriel: *tries to kiss Gimli on the cheek*

Gimli: *tries to get away*

Galadriel: *kisses him*

Gimli: NOOOOOO!!!

A hole opens in the ground under Gimli, and he slides down a tunnel to The Bog Of Eternal Stench.

(From Labyrinth)

[Thulorongil]

This isn't really a true movie mix-up, but Laurelin and I always pictured this:

At the gates of Moria, Gandalf is getting frustrated after trying multiple phrases to open the door. He pauses and his hat yells, "Gryffindor!" and the door slowly opens.

Kinda dumb, but I couldn't resist

[Arothir]

A backwards POTC one: A pirate says, "It calls to us, yes it calls to us precioussss..."

[Elennar Starfire]

Wow, I've got a lot of these lately...

Near the end of RotK, the four hobbits clonk their mugs together.

Merry&Pippin: Take what you can!

Frodo&Sam: Give nothing back!

[TealDude4]

Gondorian 1: A KING!!!
Gondorian 2:WE'VE FOUND A KING!!!
Gondorian 3:CROWN HIM!!
Gondorian 4:CROWN HIM NOW!!!

Peasent: I am not a king.

Gondorian 1: But he's dressed like one.

Peasent: They dressed me up like this. And this isn't the sword reforged, its a false one.

Ioreth: Did you dress him up like this?

Gondorian 1: No.
Gondorian 2: No.
Gondorian 3: No.
Gondorian 4: Yes. BUT HE'S A KING!!
Gondorians: YEAH!!!

Ioreth: There are ways of telling whether he is a king.

Gondorian 1: Are there?
Gondorian 2: Tell us then.

later

Gondorian 1: So, if he has the hands of a healer, then he's made of mithril.

Ioreth: And therfore?

Gondonians: A KING!!!

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[Elennar Starfire]

More flying heads...

Random Gondorian: *picks up a head by the beard*

Head: Not the beard!

[Meneltarmacil]

THEODEN: I take my leave. (or something like that)

ELROND: *pulls back hood*

ARAGORN: You.

ELROND: Misssterr Aragornnnn... Surprised to see me?

OK, that was more lame than Nilpaurion Felagund's bloopers, but still...

[Nimrothiel]

I've got quite a few short sections of dialogue here:

Sauron to Saruman: “You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margin of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.”
– Austin Powers

Frodo to Boromir: “There's only two people I trust. One is me. The other is not you.”
– Con Air

Gandalf to Theoden: “I'm Mithrandir, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these people, I've seen sh-t that'll turn you white!”
– Ghostbusters

Gandalf the White to Aragorn: “If you're going to leave someone for dead, you'd better make d@mn sure that they're dead!!”
- I Know What You Did Last Summer

Frodo to Strider: “Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here; my guess is Bilbo found out more than he was looking for.”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Frodo inside Cirith Ungol: “Bilbo never really believed in the Ring. He thought he'd found a prize.”
Sam: “And what did you find, Mr. Frodo?”
Frodo: “Me? (looks at the phial of Galadriel) Illumination.”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Elrond at the Council of Elrond: “So what do you need? Besides a miracle.”
Frodo: “Guns. Lots of guns.”
– The Matrix

Aragorn: “I am your king!”
Boromir: “Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
Aragorn: “You don’t vote for kings.”
Boromir: “Well, how’d you become king then.”
Aragorn: “The Dark Lord Sauron, at the mouth of the Crack of Doom, held aloft the One Ring, when MY ancestor smote it from his being, with this SWORD! That is why I’m your king!”
Boromir: “Look, demented lords dwellin’ in lava pits distributin’ possessed trinkets is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some fanatical pyrotechnic ceremony.”
Aragorn: “Be quiet!”
Boromir: “Well, you can’t expect to wield extreme executive power just ‘cause some fiery ghoul threw a ring at you.”
Aragorn: “Shut Up!”
Boromir: “I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor, just because some charred spectre had lobbed a haunted bit of jewelry at me, they’d put me away.”
Aragorn: “Shut Up! Will you shut up!”
Boromir: “Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!”
Aragorn: “Bloody peasant!”
– Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Gimli: “All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the elves ever done for us?”
– Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Elrond: “I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.”
- Planet Of The Apes

Boromir: “You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?”
Gandalf: “Anyone wanna answer that?”
Legolas: “Hey, think about the poor b-stard's mother.”
Boromir: “Hey, Leggy, I got a mother, you got a mother, the elf-lord has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the wizard's got a mother. Well, maybe not the wizard, but the rest of us have got mothers.”
- Saving Private Ryan

Frodo looking in Galadriel’s mirror: “What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?”
- Spaceballs

Balrog: “Your powers are weak, old man.”
Gandalf: “You can't win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
– Star Wars

Gandalf The White to Saruman after the Ents have demolished Orthanc's defenses: “When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”
– Star Wars

Gimli (when talking about Moria): “It was the best of mines, it was the worst of mines.“
– A Tale Of Two Cities

Aragorn to Frodo: "Listen and understand: Those Nazgûl are out there. They can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
– The Terminator

Aragorn at Helm’s Deep: “We've got company!”
Theoden: “Orcs?”
Legolas: “How many?”
Aragorn: “Uh, all of them, I think.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Saruman after the Ents have defeated him: “The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this!”
- The World Is Not Enough

Saruman re Lurtz: “For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.”
Orc breeder: “His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.”
Saruman: “Exactly.”
Orc breeder: “He vould have an enormous Schwannstucker!”
Saruman: “That goes without saying.”
Orc breeder: “Voof!”
Saruman: “He's going to be very popular.”
- Young Frankenstein

Wow, I didn't think that it would be this long. smilies/eek.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

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[Meneltarmacil]

* smilies/biggrin.giffalls off chair and dies laughing at last post smilies/biggrin.gif*

Another one from Star Wars...

*The Fellowship is surrounded by orcs in Moria*

LEGOLAS: It could be worse.

*Balrog roars and orcs run away*

ARAGORN: It's worse.

[Everdawn]

OK now that i can breathe again after laughing so hard...

Probably no one will get this, but if you can believe it, it's such a good call if there ever was one!

Elrond: Here Aragorn, it's the sword of the King.
Aragorn: Well! This is going straight to the pool room!

-The Castle.

[Fire-Galad]

LOL, All of this posts are so funny. Here's one from TTT.

Aragorn turns to walk out of the armory. Legalos blocks his way.

Aragorn: Move.
Legolas: No.
Aragorn: Please move!
Legolas: No! I can't just step aside and let you escape.

Sorry, I had just seen Pirates of the Carribean before I wrote this.

[Nimrothiel]

At Helm's Deep:

Legolas: "300 against 10,000? The odds are 2.7 million to one that we will survive this battle."

Aragorn: "Never tell me the odds!"
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

[Nimrothiel]

At Helm's Deep:

Legolas: "300 against 10,000? The odds are 2.7 million to one that we will survive this battle."

Aragorn: "Never tell me the odds!"
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

[Eothain Elfwine]

LotR/Princess Bride:
Miracle Max takes a look at Boromir. "This man is completely dead. I see you have already taken his gauntlets. There's only one more thing you can do."
Aragorn: "What is that?"
Max: "Go through his pockets and look for loose change."
Later, Sam pounds on Miracle Max's door with Frodo's limp body.
Max: "Why would you want to get help from a man stinking Sauron fired? I might kill whoever you want me to magick."
Sam: "He's already dead."
Max: "In that case, I'll take a look."
Looks at Frodo.
Max: "He's only mostly dead. Mostly dead is partly alive."
Inserts bellows into Frodo's mouth.
Max: "Hey, you! What's so important it's worth living for?"
Frodo (groaning sort of voice): "Theee Riiinngg."
Sam (eager to cover it up): "Listen! He has a wife and three children. They will all starve to death if he doesn't go back to them."
Max: "Boy, are you a rotten liar."
Sam (giving up): "Alright! He has the One Ring that Sauron wants, and he has to take it to Mordor and destroy it!"
Max (looking at him sharply): "If he lives, Sauron suffers?"
Sam: "Humiliations gallore."
Max: "It's a deal."

[Elennar Starfire]

At Helm's Deep:
Legolas: "300 against 10,000? The odds are 2.7 million to one that we will survive this battle."
Aragorn: "Never tell me the odds!"
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back


Star Wars?!?!? I could swear that was Star Trek! Am I getting mixed up? Maybe.

[Nimrothiel]

You're getting slightly mixed up. I'm as big a Star Wars fan as I am a Lord of the Rings fan; if I didn't know the movie that was from I'd shoot myself. smilies/wink.gif

[Meneltarmacil]

It was from Star Wars. Something C-3PO said to Han when they were going through the asteroid field. Both shows have their "Never tell me the odds" moments though, so it's easy to get confused.

[Nimrothiel]

*at the Tower of Orthanc; Saruman is somewhat napping and the palantir is giving off a pulsing glow*

Saruman: "Worm. Worm. Worm!!!!"

Wormtongue(who is eating a snack and listening to Madonnna's "Like a Virgin"): "Huh?"

Saruman: "Wooooorrrrmmmmm!!!!!"

Wormtongue: "Always when I'm eating!"

*enters council chamber*

Wormtongue: "What can I do you for Boss?"

Saruman: "There you are. Hey, answer that for me will ya?"

Wormtongue: "Sure thing Boss. I'll turn on the audio switch, that way they won't see ya."

*goes over to palantir; accidently turns on the video switch*

Nazgul("Vinnie"): "Hello, Saaaaruman."

Wormtongue: "Sorry, wrong switch." *laughs nervously*

Saruman(sighs): "Whaddaya want Vinnie?"

Vinnie: "No, no, no, no, no, it's not what I want. It's what HE wants."

*shot of Sauron the Eye*

Sauron the Eye: "Mwahahahahahahaha."

Saruman and Wormtongue: "Sauron the Eye!"

Sauron: "Well, if it isn't Saruman, and his sidekick, Snake."

Wormtongue: "That's Worm."

Sauron: "Worm, Snake, whatever! Now where's my Ring?"

Saruman: "Uh, about that...we don't have it yet; we'll get it to you by the end of the month."

Sauron: "No, I gotta have it by tomorrow."

Saruman: "The One-Ring-to-rule-them-all that's-been-lost-for-ages by tomorrow?! That's not fair!"

Sauron: "Unfair to the finder, but not to the owner."

Saruman: "So, uh, what happens if we don't find it by tomorrow?"

Sauron: "Tell 'em Vinnie."

Vinnie: "Or else Sauron is gonna look out for YOU!"

*Sauron and Vinnie laugh; Saruman and Wormtongue try to look amused*

Sauron: "Sianara, boys!"

*palantir blinks out; oops, "blinks" ha! Nevermind. smilies/rolleyes.gif*

Wormtongue: "The One-Ring-to-rule-them-all-that's-been-lost-for-ages by tomorrow?! What're we gonna do?!!"

Saruman: "I don't know..."
-Spaceballs

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[Nimrothiel]

*at Bag End, Gandalf has told Frodo the nature of the Ring*

Frodo: "What am I gonna do?"

Gandalf: "Run, Frodo. Run away and never return!"
-The Lion King

[Elennar Starfire]

Something C-3PO said to Han when they were going through the asteroid field.

Ah, yes, I remember that now! smilies/redface.gif How embarrassing, mixing up Star Wars and Star Trek!

Now, for my mix-up:

Gollum: *singing* Do not forsake me, oh my precioussss...

(From High Noon)

[Finwe]

Saruman: The Ring is lost Gandalf, it was lost a long time ago. Perhaps the Ring doesn't want to be found.

Gandalf: Everything lost is meant to be found.

[Elennar Starfire]

This time I don't have a silly script to post, but I do have an amusing and true story.

I was watching FotR with the sound muted, and listening to the soundtrack of PotC. As Aragorn was searching for athelas, and Arwen comes up, ("what's this? A ranger, caught off his guard?") some very nice, quiet music was playing. Then just as the scene changed to Arwen getting off the horse and walking towards Frodo, the 'evil pirates' music started. I found it quite amusing, and recommend that you try something like that sometime. Heeheehee, evil Arwen. smilies/evil.gif

[Kransha]

*Frodo sees Ringwraith on fellbeast flying over him*
Frodo: GO FLIPPER! WOOOOOOOOOO!

*Eowyn cuts of the Witch-King's arm*
Eowyn: You make me sad. Come, Merry!
Witch-King: Oh, a coward are you? Have at you, you pansy!
Merry: But your arms gone!
Witch-King: Its only a flesh wound.

*Baromir swinging his sword at Amon Hen*
Baromir: My name's Baromir of Gondor and don't you forget it! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
*gets shot by orcs*
Baromir: *dying* FREEEEEDOMMMMMMM *dies*
Elrond: *coming out of nowhere* All things come to an end. It is....inevitable.

*Pippin outside the Black Gate*
Pippin: They call me MR. TOOK!
Troll: Duuuuuuh?
Pippin: Death to you! Death to your children! Death to your children's children! Death your friends! Death to your friends' children! Death to all the children! Kill the children!!!!!!
Troll: Duuuuuuuuuuuuh?
Troll #2: Won't somebody think of the children?

[Eorl of Rohan]

There seem to be a lot of "Star Wars + lotr" going on here, and I have no idea what "Star Wars" is. It's some kind of movie, right?

[Meneltarmacil]

There seem to be a lot of "Star Wars + lotr" going on here, and I have no idea what "Star Wars" is. It's some kind of movie, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

*dies fifty billion times*

*giggle* You have *giggle* GOT to be *giggle* kidding. Who hasn't heard of Star Wars?

I'm mean, aren't I?

[Nimrothiel]

*joins Meneltarmacil in helpless laughter*

Seriously, you HAVE to be joking. I've never met anyone who hasn't heard of "Star Wars," you're right that it is a movie though; so you must have heard something about it. It's actually a series of six movies which were released in two separate trilogies; the second of which will be completed with the release of the third movie of the trilogy in June of 2005. So you are better informed, here is a list of the five movies of the series that you can currently rent/buy (in order according to release):

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Now get to a movie rental store and at least read the backs of the boxes so you have some clue about how the "Star Wars/Lord of the Rings" spoofs work! smilies/wink.gif

I should try that LotR/PotC thing; "evil Arwen." *snickers* smilies/evil.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Theoden/Saruman: You have no power here, Gandalf Stormcrow! Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you!
_____________________________________________

Elrond: It was forged in the fires of Mt. Doom. Only there can it be unmade. *starts singing* Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...Get that thing away from me, you guys! Put that thing back where it came from, or I'll poke myself in the eye!

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[zb]

Here goes... I grew up on British television, let's see how many lotr mixups I can do.

Hetty Wainthropp Investigates:

at the gates of Moria
GANDALF is trying to find the right password to open the gates.
PIPPIN: You'll have to think laterally.
MERRY: What, lie down and think?

Yeah, the quote's not quite right, but if you've seen the show you'll get it...

Or the Goodies:
FRODO: What's on the menu?
SAM: Well, there's lembas, lembas cake, fried lembas, or chicken suprise.
FRODO: I'll have the chicken surprise.
SAM presents him with a piece of lembas.
FRODO: But this is lembas!
SAM: That's the suprise.

Jonathan Creek:
at the Prancing Pony
FRODO has just disappeared.
ARWEN to ARAGORN: But how does a hobbit just disappear like that?
ARAGORN: Hmm...
ARAGORN and ARWEN traipse around the countryside for a bit, talking to people, looking for clues, being puzzled by the mystery and nearly being killed.
ARWEN: I know, Barliman Butterbur threw a cloak of invisiblity over Frodo!
ARAGORN carefully but with exasperation explains why ARWEN is wrong.
ARWEN: I know, Frodo didn't really disappear, he had a stunt double do it for him!
ARAGORN: But that doesn't explain why someone disappeared.
They continue to look for clues.
AUDIENCE: Yeah, how did Frodo disappear like that?!
ARAGORN: I got it!
He proceeds to explain how he deduced Frodo's posession of the Ring, and the Ring's power, from the fact that the floor at the Pony hadn't been swept properly, and the shape of Frodo's ears.
AUDIENCE: he is so smart!

Black Books:
ARAGORN: (wearing an accordion) Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this either, but I thought it would be less obvious. So if you could just kind of stand there and look wistful, and I...
EOWYN: No thanks, goodbye.
{coupla lines cut so scene makes lotr sense}
ARAGORN: But... but... (holds up a bunch of flowers)
EOWYN: Get lost!
ARAGORN: No no. You're my summer girlfriend. You don't get angry. You throw your head back and laugh as we bicycle around the Cotswolds in a taxi. You flick the cherry off the pie and only eat the cream because that's what Auntie Nibs used to do.
EOWYN: What?

(obviously, this is something movie-aragorn would do, rather than book-Aragorn)

[Miriel Undomiel]

I haven't seen all the Star Wars movies, but monday night when I go to bed, I will dream about 'the Return of the Kin...erm..Jedi'(I always dream about the movies I've seen). They've shown one off the old movies every monday for three weeks now on TV. So I didn't get the 'don't tell me the odds' thing until last monday. smilies/wink.gif

[Nimrothiel]

I've got more quotes, but I will be posting them in minimal quantities as I have about eight pages worth of them. So, here's the first chunk:

Hama: Who goes there?
Gandalf: I am Mithrandir. Hurry and tell Theoden that a storm is coming. I have ridden all the way from Fangorn to consult with him.
Hama: Ridden? Ridden what?
Gandalf: Ridden a horse!
Hama: I don't see any horse. That's just a pair of coconuts you're rattling!
Gandalf: So what's wrong with coconuts?
Hama: Well you can't be using coconuts! Where'd you get 'em? Coconuts are tropical, you know, and this is a temperate clime!
Gandalf: So a bird carried them--a crebain! Now go and tell Theoden....
Hama: A crebain? Now hold on a moment, a five-ounce crebain can not carry a one-pound coconut!
Gandalf: Look, I need to speak with Theoden--
Hama: The air flight velocity of a crebain is--
Gandalf: Summon Theoden at once! We have little time! If you don't call him, I shall blast this door down through the hall and out the other end!
Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Witch King: Are you the Ring-bearer?
Frodo: Um. No.
Nazgûl 2: But if he really was the Ring-bearer, he wouldn't say he was one, would he, Number 1?
Witch King: Oh, that's true!
Frodo: All right then. Yes, I am the Ring-bearer!
Nazgûls: He is the Ring-bearer!! He is the Ring-bearer!!
Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Grishnah: Any last requests?
Merry: Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.
The Mummy

Pippin: Are we there yet?
Strider: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
Strider: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
Strider: No!
Pippin: Are we (Strider stabs his knife right between Pippin’s fingers.) Wow, that's amazing! Perfect aim!
Strider: What are you talking about? I missed.
The Mummy Returns

Boromir: You ever been with a woman?
Aragorn: I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

At end of FOTR…
Legolas: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Aragorn: Well Leggy, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Legolas: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Aragorn: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.
(Aragorn and Legolas look at Gimli for the deciding vote.)
Gimli: Okay... I'm with you fellas.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Legolas in Moria: Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Celeborn: You are a pretty old dame, aren't you. What are you doing with a dotty old son-of-a-***** like me?
Galadriel: Well... I haven't the faintest idea.
On Golden Pond

Aragorn at Helm’s Deep: Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Patton

Sam: I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Gollum: That does put a damper on our relationship.
The Princess Bride

Gandalf the White: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have four fingers on your right hand?
Frodo: Do you always begin conversations this way?
The Princess Bride

Legolas: Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on perfection?
The Quick And The Dead

Aragorn: I need a woman.
Arwen: You need a bath.
The Quick and the Dead

Gimli to Legolas, as Balrog shows up: We should have brought shotguns for this job.
Pulp Fiction

Boromir: Why did it have to be a cave troll? I hate cave trolls.
Raiders of the Lost Ark

Gandalf: Meet me at the Prancing Pony. Be ready for me. I'm going after that wizard.
Frodo: How?
Gandalf: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.
Raiders Of The Lost Ark

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[Kransha]

BIG LIST OF FAMOUS MOVIE HYPER RIP-OFF SCENES!

TTT, Uruk-hai...

Random Orc: I'M HUNGRY!
*Ugluk chops his head off*
Ugluk: DINNER TIME!!!
Grishnakh: I had his liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti.
Ugluk: Play the game, orcy, play the game!
*Grishnakh turns to Pippin*
Grishnakh: So we meet again, for the first and last time!
Pippin: You talkin' to me? YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
Grishnakh: Well, yes.
*Suddenly Treebeard stomps the orc and picks up Pippin and Merry*
Merry: (has no idea whats going on) I'm on top of the world, ma!
Pippin: Who are you?
Treebeard: We are the knights who say....HOOM!
Pippin: (singing) The treeeeeeees are aliiiiiiive!

FotR, The Mirror of Galadriel...

Galadriel: Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Frodo: Nice....mirror you got there.
Galadriel: SEE THE LIGHT!
*Frodo looks into the mirror and sees the Eye of Sauron*
Eye of Sauron: Mammy, nyah!
Frodo: NOOOO! IT's IMPOSSIBLE!
*turns to Galadriel*
Frodo: You take it!
Galadriel: (getting all evil-ish) I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!
Frodo: (meekly) There's no place like home.

More later.

[Miriel Undomiel]

PotC:
Pippin: Whos side are you on?
Treebeard: At the moment?

Aragorn in Fangorn: Who are you? Show yourself!
Legolas: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Star Wars: the Return of the Jedi:
Aragorn: Boromir, you can't die.
Boromir: Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong.

When they enter the Mines of Moria:
Legolas:I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
Gimli: Theres nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
Legolas: You're going to die here, you know. Convenient.

[zb]

Still on my British kick... From "How to Irritate People", by John Cleese et al. Again, apologies for blatant adlibbing in my quotes:

scene: at Helm's Deep. A line of 3 elven soldiers are standing behind a single Rohirrim at the wall.

John Cleese (voiceover): Here, we have a legitimiate Rohirrim soldier. Observe the Pepperpots in action.
Elf 1: Oooh!
Elf 2: Aaah!
Elf 3: Well I never!
Elves (together): tch tch tch!
Elf 1: Oooh!
Elf 2: Aaah!
Elf 3: Well I never!
Elves (together): tch tch tch!
Rohirrim soldier looks back at elves, irritated.
JC: One of the major strategies of pepperpots is to delight in pointing out the obvious.
Elf 1: The orcs have arrows!
Elf 2: That one's aiming his bow!
Elf 3: He's shot the arrow!
Elves (together): He's shot the arrow! He's shot the arrow!
Arrow narrowly misses Aragorn
Elf 1: Did you see that?
Elf 2: It just missed Aragorn!
Elf 3: Well I never!
Elves (together) It just missed Aragorn!
RS glares at them, making a shushing motion
Elf 1: Oooh!
Elf 2: Aaah!
Elf 3: Well I never!
Elves (glaring at RS): tch tch tch!
JC: Pepperpots also tend to laugh inappropriately.
Elf 1: Gimli is short!
They all laugh loudly
RS looks like he's about to jump off battlement in frustration
JC: Observe now their response to the legitimate laughter of the legitimate soldier.
The hyena lemmings appear in all their hilarity, being driven by Boromir (back from the dead) doing his funky disco moves, flanked by downsters doing the wave
Rohirrim soldier lets out a small chuckle
Elf 1: Sssh!
Elf 2: Sssh!
Elf 3: Sssh!


(Turns out the Legitimate Rohirrim Soldier was none other than Hama, and one of his many deaths was caused by the insanity which was induced by the elves...)

[Nimrothiel]

*"Oooh! Aaaah! Well I never! Tch, tch, tch."*
Roflmao!!! smilies/biggrin.gif I've got another group of them here:

Theoden at Helm’s Deep: What do we do?
Aragorn: Well, surrounding them's out.
Rambo III

Aragorn: Who are you?
Lurtz: Your worst nightmare.
Rambo III

Frodo: All that hate'll burn you up.
Gollum: Keeps me warm.
Red Dawn

Hama: You leave your weapons with those guys over there.
Aragorn: No way. A ranger never relinquishes his sword. (The gang all point their swords at him.) Here you go.
Red Heat

Aragorn: A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Who wants to go first?
Frodo: I'm afraid of spiders, Coach.
The Replacements

Frodo: We're the good guys. Why are we running?
Aragorn: We're not running. We're eluding.
Rising Sun

Frodo to Boromir: No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and reeks of garlic.
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

Gandalf to Elrond: Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first magic set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.
The Rock

Aragorn: Have you ever been in a combat situation?
Frodo: Define combat, sir.
Aragorn: Leggy...
Legolas: An incursion overland to unmake an invincible ring pursued by an elite team of Uruk-Hai carrying 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
Frodo: Oh. In that case; no, sir.
The Rock

Sauron (donning headgear): How do I look?
Mouth Of Sauron: Like a hood ornament.
The Rocketeer

Elrond: And crawling on this planet's face, some insects called the human race.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Aragorn: What have you done to Frodo?!
Boromir: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Gandalf (describing Gollum): Picture a hobbit who took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Saving Private Ryan

Aragorn: Shorty, if you go to class once in a while you would learn.
Pippin: I do go to class.
Aragorn: Shorty, lunch is not a class.
Pippin: It is if you got the munchies.
Scary Movie

Aragorn on seeing Balrog: I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run.
Short Circuit

Gandalf: Oh, you're a girl Balrog!
Shrek

Gandalf to Pippin in Moria: What you are doing is the opposite of help!
Shrek

Elrond: Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice…I am willing to make.
Shrek

Legolas re Aragorn: You're looking at a legend.
Boromir: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like.
Smokey and The Bandit

Sam in Mordor: Water... water...
Frodo: Room service... room service...
Spaceballs

Boromir: There will come a time, boy, when you'll wish you never met me.
Frodo: Mister, I'm already there.
Speed

Gandalf whispering to Company at mountain: Saruman can see you....that's how he knows what we're doing....
Speed

Sam: I'm such a yokel. There. I said it.
Speed

[Nimrothiel]

Boromir: "And why should the people listen to you?"
Aragorn: "Because, unlike other Elessars, I can speak with a Gondorian accent."
All: "Oooo!" ~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

[Miriel Undomiel]

When Gandalf shows up in Fangorn: Hey guys, I'm back!
Aragorn: You were gone?
~the Ice Storm

[Elennar Starfire]

A backwards one for Hidalgo:

During any of the race scenes...

Noro lim, Hidalgo, noro lim!

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Okay, I was to lazy to read all of these, so if these have already been done, I beg pardon, and ask for forgivness... Wait, I haave a lightsaber... I don't have to do that.
Well, anyways...

Star Wars (Yes, I know that Star Wars and the Matrix are way overdone, but still...)
Rivendell:
Elrond: The Force is strong with you, young Baggins.
Frodo: Coooooooool.
Elrond: He is the chosen one.
Gandalf: Must you defy the counsel again, Master?

Bree:
Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: No.
Aragorn: You will be.

Orthanc:
Saruman: You must join with me, Gandalf the Gray, and together, we shall defeat the Sith.
Gandalf: What Sith?
Saruman: Haven't you watched the Attack of the Clones?

Lothlorien
Galadriel: The Dark Side has clouded my vision of the Mirror, I can no longer see the future clearly.

Helms Deep
Aragorn: That's no orc army, it's a battle station!
Theoden: What's a battle station?

Caradhras
Legolas: A fell voice is on the air!
Aragorn: That's no voice, it's a battle station!

Ithilien
Smeagol: Go away, and never come back!
Gollum: Frodo never told you what happened to your father, did he?
Smeagol: He told me enough. He told me that you killed him.
Gollum: No, Smeagol. That's not true. You see, I am your father.
Smeagol: Nooooo... wait... you're me, that's impossible.
Gollum: No. Not impossible. Inevitable.

The Matrix
Moria:
Balrog: Are you surprised to see me, Mr. Lathspell?
Gandalf: No.
Balrog: Then you know what happened?

Gimli: Legolas, two already!
Legolas: Really? I'm on seventeen!
Gimli: What?! That's impossible!
Legolas: No, it is inevitable...

Pirates of the Carribean:

Gandalf: CONFOUND IT ALL, SAMWISE GAMGEE, HEAVE YOU BEEN EAVESDROPPING?
Sam: No sir...
Frodo: I am no simpleton, Sam. You knew my father.
Sam: No, I am your father, Mr. Frodo.

(I couldn't resist.)

Moria
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!
Balrog: Ahhhhhhh...
Gandalf: (Falls down) Remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow................

The plains of Rohan
Gimli: Just how far are you willing to go to save the hobbits, Aragorn?
Aragorn: I'd die for them.
Gimli: Ah, good. No worries then.

So, how's that? I'm sorry if some were already used, take it that they were so good as to come from more than one mind... renenber, great minds think alike. There were so many that I've used before...

(Luke: You stole my lightsaber, prepare to die!)
(Umm, uh-oh...)
(Runs)

-Eowyn Skywalker

[The half-elven]

In Osgiliath, Flash back in TTT

Boromir (to Denathor): But Mother...

Denathor: I'm your father.

Boromir: But Father, I don't want to go to Rivendel; I just want to...SING!

[Bekah]

I was walking her home, and was dressed as Jack Sparrow at the time that was thought up. Got sooo many weird looks for that... Seriously, though, those beads are a little annoying. They kept hitting me in the face.

Oh yeah. I dressed up as a pirate, too, only it was pirate day. But the beads did keep coming round and thwacking me in the face. Hey, Dad took some photos, so when they're developed, if you want to see them PM me.

Legolas to the Orcs during Helm's Deep: 'Aye, avast!'

Éowyn to the Witch King: 'You like pain? Try wearing a corset.'

Aragorn to Elrond: 'There's one thing you're forgetting mate. I'm the Heir of Isildur, savvy?'

During the council of Elrond: 'Sauron. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A very long time.'

Merry and Pippin: 'We are the hobbits who say 'Ni!'

Very very funny. :D

Cheers,

~ Elentari II

[Miriel Undomiel]

Saruman: If the wall is breached, Helms Deep will fall.
Wormtongue: Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning - thousands to storm the keep.
Saruman: Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue: But, my lord, there is no such force.
Saruman: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Wormtongue: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?


Lurtz: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Aragorn: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Middle Earth.
Lurtz: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!


Boromir: I have a mortal wound.
Aragorn: Where? Where does it hurt?
Boromir: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

~ Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Elrond: [about Saruman] Did you do anything to pi$$ him off?
Gandalf: [has a flashback to him fighting with Saruman] I might've.


Sam: Thought you didn't smoke.
Frodo: I took it up recently, for my health.

~ Secret Window

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Frodo wakes up in Rivendell: It was a headless horseman.
Gandalf: You must not excite yourself.
Frodo: But it was a headless horseman.
Gandalf: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Frodo: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Gandalf: I know, I know.
Frodo: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Gandalf: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Frodo: I... saw him.
[faints]

~ Sleepy Hollow

That's all... for now

[Everdawn]

Frodo: (During any of his freaking episodes where Sam runs to his side) Sam!
Sam: What is it Mr Frodo?
Frodo: I... I see dead people?
Sam: Where?
Frodo: All around... they dont know theyre dead...

(6th sense)

(extended TTT)
Faramir: Good speech, nice and short..
Boromir: The difference between you and me is, I make this look good...
(Men in Black)

Extended TTT- When Boromir is perched and giving his speech...
Boromir- There is only one church of England, and that is the Catholic church!
(Henry the 8th)

[Theron Bugtussle]

Gollum (to Frodo and Sam as they surveyed the Black Gate): Mordor--there was never a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be careful.

~Star Wars

On the Three Hunters encountering the Rohirrim--

Gimli: You don't need to see our papers.
Eomer: We don't need to see their papers.
Gimli: These aren't the orcs you're looking for.
Eomer: These aren't the orcs we're looking for.
Gimli: We can go on our way.
Eomer: You can go on your way. Move along, move along.

~Star Wars

Pippin: Gandalf, is that a fast horse?
Gandalf, indignantly: You've never heard of Shadowfax? He made the Minas Tirith run in less than three days!

~Star Wars

Arwen: Father, this is the man I will wed.
Elrond: Arwen's hand shall be given to no man, unless he is King of both Gondor and Arnor.
Arwen: Then behold my that man--my love--Aragorn.
Elrond: Aragorn? He is merely a scruffy-looking nerfherder!
Aragorn: Who's scruffy-lookin'?

~Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Oh, and for a little change of pace...

(When Gollum overcame Sam, and Frodo came to his rescue, with sword drawn and pointed at Gollum's throat)
Frodo, grimacing: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?

~Dirty Harry

:smokin:

[Theron Bugtussle]

Denethor to Faramir: There is no way in hell that you could have been spawned from my loins!

~Smokey and the Bandit

Leading up to the wedding:

Arwen: Aragorn, you haven't bathed in 35 years. How is it you never take a bath?
Aragorn: I only take a bath for one reason.
Arwen: Then take a bath.

~Smokey and the Bandit

[Theron Bugtussle]

Gandalf, furious after Pippin knocks the skeleton into the well in the Mines of Moria: Aragorn, what the--?

Aragorn, trying to calm Gandalf: He is but a hobbit, a fool of a Took!

Gandalf: Of course he's a fool of a Took! But he's a retard or something!

~Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

[Theron Bugtussle]

At the Bridge of Khazad Dum--

Gandalf: A balrog? Why'd it have to be a balrog?
Legolas: Spawn of Melkor--very dangerous! You go last!

~Raiders of the Lost Ark

The Mouth of Sauron, to the army of Gondor massed before the Black Gate: You Gondorians are all alike, always overdressing for the wrong occasions!

~Raiders of the Lost Ark

Denethor: We should use the enemy's ring against him.
Gandalf: We cannot use it. The ring is too strong for any man to wield. We must destroy it--before it destroys us.
Denethor: If it is too strong to wield, then who is strong enough to destroy it?
Gandalf: We have top men working on it at this moment.
Denethor: Who?
Gandalf: Top men.
Denethor: "Top men"? Boromir's dead. Certainly not that upstart of a Ranger?
Gandalf: TOP men.

~Raiders of the Lost Ark

[Theron Bugtussle]

After Aragorn nearly died in the Warg attack, and was nursed back to health by Eowyn--

Eowyn, snuggling up to Aragorn on his sickbed: We're finally all alone, Calvin.
Aragorn, moving away uncomfortably: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me "Calvin"?
Eowyn: That's your name, isn't it? It's right there on your underwear--"Calvin Klein"!

and more Back to the Future...

At the Council of Elrond--

Gandalf: The only way to destroy the ring is to zap it with 1.21 jigawatts of power.

Elrond, exasperated: 1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts! Maybe in First Age or the Second Age, you could find 1.21 jigawatts at the corner drugstore, but here in the Third Age, the only place that has that much power would be if you cast the ring into the Cracks of Doom!

[Theron Bugtussle]

Legolas: Aragorn, why did you bring Gimli along? He cannot keep up the pace in this chase.
Gimli: I am not suited for long runs. But whacking! I am hell at whacking!

~Witness (Harrison Ford)

Merry to Pippin: What is that you're drinking? You are 3 inches taller!
Pippin, pointing at the bowl: Honey, now that's a great cup of coffee!

~Witness (Harrison Ford)

[Theron Bugtussle]

When Sam keeps Frodo from turning himself in at Minas Morgul--

Sam: Frodo, if your mother saw you do that, she'd be upset!
Frodo: I thought you were my mother.


When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli encounter Gandalf in Fangorn--

Aragorn: I have some news you should know about--bad news.
Gandalf: Yes?
Aragorn: The hobbits--there were four of them. Two of the hobbits were captured when we hit Normandy. They were taken behind enemy lines. We think--well, we're pretty sure orcs ate them.
Gandalf: Oh!
Aragorn: And a third hobbit--the fat, stupid one--was, well, drowned before he could hit the beach. I--I think it was all the cooking gear.
Gandalf, the renewed life draining from him: Oh, my!
Aragorn: There's more.
Gandalf: More? Oh--oh! I gotta sit down....
Aragorn: The fourth hobbit, the one with the ring--and the blue eyes. He parachuted into Mordor with the 101st, the night before the invasion.
Gandalf: Is he alive?
Aragorn: We don't know. The last contact we had, he was in the company of a wicked, slimy creature--gave me the willies!
Gandalf: Well, if he's alive, we're going to send someone to get him the hell out of there.
Aragorn: Yes, sir!

[Next scene - Aragorn meets with his aides]
Aragorn: There is a hobbit, a Frodo Baggins, that parachuted into Mordor with a ring. He is near a-[he looks at a map of the theater]-a Mount Doom.
Legolas: What has that got to do with us?
Aragorn: I want you to take a squad in there and get him.
Gimli: But--but, he's just a hobbit!
Aragorn: He's the last of four brothers. We have to send him back to his mother. Alive, if we can. This is straight from the Wizard in White.
Legolas: But sir--the numbers just don't add up!
Gimli: That's right! One puny, simpering hobbit--we could lose a whole squad of men! Not to mention a comic sidekick dwarf and a heartthrob Leggy!
Legolas: Damn right! A hobbit just isn't worth it!
Aragorn: This one is. YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS.
Legolas and Gimli: Yes, sir!

[Aragorn turns sharply and strides away]
Legolas looks at Gimli, and Gimli at Legolas. Both say: FUBAR!

[One of the Nine]

Frodo and Sam insid Mt. Doom.
Sam: When are you going to throw that ring in? Can't we just be rid of it now?
Frodo: I'm waiting for the oportune moment.

Not exact, but oh well.

Ok, not exactly movie based, but it's ok. The Fellowship in Moria when they are surrounded by orcs.
*Gandalf's cell rings and everyone goes quiet as he picks it up*
"Can you hear me now?"

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Thrain to Dain after victory in the Battle of Nanduhirion:

"Today I settled all family business."

The Godfather.
_________________________________

Gandalf to The Witch King at the Gates of Minas Tirith:

"What you've got to do is ask yourself,
'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Dirty Harry.
__________________________________

Sam to Frodo as they appoach Mount Doom:

"Well here's another fine mess you've gotten me into."

[Morsul the Dark]

here's one
Sam and Frodo in mordor eagles are coming an eagle spots them
eagle:Hey you guys!!!
Sam:No, not the goonies again not sloth ahhhhh!(jumps in fire)

goonies

Crebain from dunland scene
Merry:what is that?
Gimli: It appears to be a klingon battle cruiser
Boromir:Approaching at warp 5!
Aragorn: Activate Cloaking device!
they hide

Star Trek

Gandalf and Bilbo

G:There's no need to be angry!
B:well you're making me angry when I'm angry Mr. Bigglesworth is angry and Mr. Bigglesworth is angry People DIE!

Austin Powers

Frodo and bilbo

Bilbo:as light as a feather and as hard as Dragon Scales
Frodo:huhuhu You said hard

Beavis and Butthead

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

...but Menel would probably chuck stones at me. Oh, well. *climbs into a tank*

[The Council of Elrond]
Boromir: And that justifies sending someone into Mordor?
Elrond: To stop Sauron? Let me think...YES!
-----
[Weathertop]
Aragorn: Hey! Get your ugly face offa him!
Witch-King: Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey.
Aragorn: Look what I got. *throws torch at Ringwraith's face*
-----
[Ford of Bruinen]
Frodo: I love the whole water wall trick. It was beautiful.

They're all from The Mummy, but you probably knew that.

[Elennar Starfire]

Uruks marching to Helm's Deep:

*singing* For a long time we've been marching off to battle
In a thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle...

From Mulan. I wish I could remember the rest of the song...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

[Shadow of the Past]
Gandalf (Italian accent): You don't want ring. Me don't want ring. *looks to the East* Sauron. Maybe he want ring.
Frodo: All right, all right. I'll take it.
-----
[The Taming of Sméagol]
Sam: This is rope, see. I'll tie you up with it.
Sméagol (sleepily): Uh-huh . . .
Sam: And you'll be sleeping there, see. Not near Mr. Frodo, not near me. Over there. Is that clear?
Sméagol: Do you know my favourite poem?
Sam: I think I already heard that.
Sméagol: Alive without breath/ As cold as death . . .

They're both from Roman Holiday. And don't ask why I watched it.

[Sometime . . . :rolleyes: ]
Bilbo: Look at this.
Frodo: Wow.
Gandalf: Let me see that *takes the ring* You know what this is? This is a Ring of Power. Found one like this when I first came to Middle-earth.
-----
[Somewhere in the Dead Marshes]
Sam: Look! The fish are all dead!
Sméagol: The volcanic activity has turned the lake water into acid. Don't touch the water.

And these ones are from Dante's Peak.

More to come.

[Theron Bugtussle]

As Frodo and Sam lie down on Mt. Doom to breathe their last, out of the sky appear huge eagles. The first seems to bear...a package. He lands, dropping the present at Frodo's feet.

Frodo, with barely enough strength of will left to raise himself to one elbow, slowly but curiously open the wrapping. He finds inside...a T-shirt? Unfolding it, he reads this message screenprinted in bold over the entire front of the shirt:

I was betrayed, poisoned by a giant spider, stripped naked, and left for dead in Mordor...and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!"

~The Game

[Tuor of Gondolin]

'Well, what's to be done with it?' asked Sam. 'Tie it up, so as it can't come sneaking after us no more, I say.'

Frodo: "No. My uncle taught me to keep your friends
close and your enemies closer."