Middle-earth Book of Records!

[The Evenstar]

Hey, imagine there was a Middle-earth Book of Records! Well, in actual fact there isn't, so I've decided to start one here! Here are some records. Add some more in, please!

1) Fastest cross-country rider: The Witch King and his horse

2) Most cunning and treacherous: Saruman

3) The Biggest Fool: Hmmm, maybe Wormtongue for chucking down the Palantir. Or maybe Pippin, Fool of a Took!

4) The Eeriest Elf: Galadriel

5) The Farthest tossed rock: By Aragorn, 1 mile. It would have gone farther but it was stopped when it hit Gimli on the head.

Anymore?

[Meela]

Longest death: Boromir.

Ickiest death: Denethor.

Most insane: Denethor.

Slowest thing alive: Treebeard.

Most boring: Celeborn.

Straightest hair: Saruman.

Longest nails: Saruman.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Most Ignored by Parents: Faramir

Daddy's Boy: Boromir

Daddy's Girl: Arwen

Most Dramatic Death after Boromir's: Haldir

thats all for now!

[Meela]

Most depressed: Frodo.

Fattest: Sam, although Bill the Pony is a close second.

Best hair style: Elrond.

Best kept hair: Legolas.

[nicolatillpot]

Most loyal friend-Sam
*sniff sniff*
Though i think Merry and Pippin may knock him off the top spot.

[Beruthiel]

Person you can smell from furthest away - Aragorn, the orcs picked his scent up even though they were out of sight!

Flashiest armour - Haldir

Most overlooked death - Hama


Straightest hair: Saruman.

ooh I don't know, Gandalf the White is close behind, Saruman's hair looked a little frizzy while the ents were storming Isengard. Honestly, what was he thinking standing out in public with his hair like that! As the wise Treebeard once said, "A wizard should know better" smilies/smile.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Graceful Under Pressure: Gimli (Hey, I'd like to see you remain as calm as he was while being squashed by a Warg!)

Most X-Treme: Legolas

Farthest Sight: Sauron.

[Himaran]

Most obsessed with a personal object: Gollum

Most evil: Sauron

BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron

Best toys: Gandalf (fireworks)

Himaran

[Arwen_Evenstar]

This ones true:
TALLEST HOBBITS: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took.

smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Most use of the word Doom: Elrond
Most disgusting Orc: The one that slobbered after Merry and Pippin in the forest.
Most Innapropriate time for Dancing: Gollum on the edge of Mount Doom

[Mornie Alantie]

Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.

The disco King: Boromir (don't ask if you don't know)

[elven maiden Earwen]

the disco queen:Eowyn

BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron

frodo got pretty big ones too.

[Airehiriel]

And don't forget: Disco not sure which gender Royalty: Gollum!!

Slowest talker: Treebeard

Fellowship memeber with the most rabid fangirls: Legolas

Record for shooting most arrows in a row: Legolas

[The Evenstar]

Yea, Boromir's definetly the disco king!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Biggest Honker: Faramir

*cackles and dashes off, ducking flying objects*

It had to be said!

[Meela]

That award actually goes to Haldir

*throws objects*

[Arafangwen]

Oh hey there! Let's not get into trouble here!

Best aim: Legolas

Most joyfull return: Gandalf

Most birds: Saurumon

Thats all I can think of now! smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Mama's Boy: Celeborn. Don't ask.

Slimiest: Grima Wormtongue, although he is fighting for it (consider orcs and gollum)

Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.
I don't know Mornie... Galadriel's got a few personalities up her sleeves and Frodo's developing a couple...

[Arafangwen]

Let's see here. This is funny!

Slowest runner: Gimli

Best at walking on snow: Legolas

Loudest complainer: Gimli

Wettest hair: Aragorn

Daddy's Boy: Boromir

Best surfer: Legolas

Longest beard(I think): Gimli

[The Evenstar]

Hey,Arafangwen

Good ones, but as good as they are, I wouldn't agree on the beard. I'd say Gandalf's is longer! smilies/smile.gif

[steve]

Most money spent on weapons: Gimli (he musta had atleast 20 throwing axes and those are expensive)

worst fighter: frodo

Best Monk (hand ot hand fighter): Gollum

Cuttest Fellowship member: Sam <3

[Pennthangeil]

YEEHAWWWW Lets do this GB style/

Most accurate aim with a tranq gun- Elrond

Longest inseccant chattering-ME

Most over used quoter-Frodo

Biggest Crybaby- Boromir *arrow flys above Penns head* At least you won!

One on the most medication- Pennthangeil (Faramir at a close second)

[the guy who be short]

pennthangeil, are you ok? i mean, are you mentally stable?

[The Evenstar]

Yeah, Pennthangeil, whacky but imaginative!