LOTR meets barney...

[Antien]

isn't it a wonderful thought...NO MORE BARNEY!

[the real findorfin]

I stab you,
You stab me,
We're in one big orcery,
With a hatchling there,
and a pot of messy goo,
don't you forget I hate you to.

[Morgul Queen]

sauron is an evil Maiar
From JR's imagination
when hes tall
hes what we call
a rather painful sensation

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Barney: Super de Duper!
Legolas: Lookit my Super de Duper bow skills!
Aragorn: Lookit my Super de Duper sword skills! Wanna see them up close?

*swing whack crash clang squelch*
Bye Barney!

Morbid, wasn't it? Delightful.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Scene: Nazgûl are riding down a roadway at a furious pace. Suddenly, out leaps...

Barney: Hello! Let's be friends!

* Nazgûl scream, their horses rear in fright and bolt in the other direction.


Poor things. Never known such a fearful thing in all their existence.

[ February 24, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

[Shy Hobbit]

On the Bridge of Khazhad Dum:

*the Fellowship hears strange, melodious, yet annoying music*

Boromir: What is this new devilry?

Legolas: AI AI!! Barney has come! *drops bow and hides behind Aragorn*

Gandalf:It's music can drive the strongest insane. Swords are no more use here. RUN!

*Barney runs down bridge towards Fellowship*

Gimli: I will not run from such foolery! *heaves ax*

Ok that was a bit violent of me... smilies/evil.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Battle of Helm's Deep

Théoden: "Helm's Deep is the best stronghold! We will prevail over Saruman's army!"

Soldiers: "Hai hai! We will prevail!"

Aragorn: looking out over the vast army and seeing a big purple shape "Bad news, guys...."

Soldiers: looking out "Hai hai! We're gonna DIE!"

[greyhavener]

The Balrog rises out of the dephths of Moria and as Barney cowers on the bridge the Balrog breaths fire into Barney's face...
"Barney...I am your father!"

[ February 27, 2003: Message edited by: greyhavener ]

[Himaran]

Saruman talking to Barney: Do you know how Barney first came into being?

Barney: "I Love.." *Is smacked by Saruman*

Saruman: You were a Balrog, once. Taken by the dark power of Sauron. Tortured and mutilated into a horrible form of life!

or

Ringwraith: Barneeeeeeeeeey... Shiiiiiiiiire

or

Gandalf to the BAlrog Barney: The purple power will not avail you1

or

This is the one ring, forged by the darklord Barney in the second age

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[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Elrond: I will not leave my daughter here to Barney!

Why Sauron's army was really destroyed at the Black Gate... Sauron had developed a new secret weapon- terrifying, vicious, purple monsters!! smilies/eek.gif All ran at sight of them or even from afar, on hearing their disgustingly sweet song. However, they day of the last battle, something went horribly wrong- the Barneys began to believe what they sang, and tried to make friends with the soldiers- leaving us with only one specimen of this horrifying breed, who now, to compensate for his past wickedness, is being forced to sing songs even stupider than before, and talk only about sharing and family! smilies/wink.gif

Barney is the horrifying son (or maybe daughter...) of Sam Gamgee and Rosie Cotton Gamgeee, who has been kept alive for ages by an evil that does not sleep- the average 3 year old! smilies/redface.gif smilies/wink.gif

It's all corny and lame, I know it as well as you do, but it was...interesting to write. smilies/evil.gif

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Antien]

the scene is where sam, merry and pippin burst through the door at the prancing pony. instead of the three hobbits, it is BARNEY! how they react...

Barney enters
Barney: hi! i love everyone!
Aragorn(coughing on the words): we...like you to. Do you want a room(possibly soundproof)?
Barney: Sure!

the next scene is where the ringwraiths invade the hobbits room(and start stabbing the bed)one of the beds is UNUSUALY large for a hobbit. instead of ringwraith screams, the noises in that room are...

Barney: please, stop! i just want to be friends!

(ringwraith stabs barney in horror)

(HUGE, GIGANTIC THUMP as barney's dead body hits the floor)

[Antien]

oh...and by the way...check out my next horrifying topic...
LOTR meets teletubbies

[Antien]

Great things so far smilies/tongue.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Gondor will fall under the overly sweet and loving pressure of the One Purple Thing. Let us pray for all of Gondor.

*bows her head*