The orcs at the back

[Sapphire_Flame]

This is something that's been on my mind lately:

At Helm's Deep, there are 10,000 orcs attacking the fortress, but surely not all of them can be up and attacking the wall at the same time. What are the ones at the back doing? Playing poker? Let's hear some ideas people!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Maylin]

i bet they were taking to time to refine themselves, reading philosopy, practicing Quenya, and learing to yell in harmony ( no way an orc can sing)

or...

Sleeping, pigging out, gambling, any other useless things they could think of

[ August 07, 2003: Message edited by: Maylin ]

[Lucinda]

Probably dreaming 'bout how they might change the course of the battle, and if they would be honoured beyond all other orcs if they played a major part in winning. (Do Orcs even think like that?!?) Or we could just say they were playing monopoly (" Hey, I just passed go, you non murderer! give me 200!" " Dont insult me! Non murderer indeed!"

[Yavanna228]

Dreaming about the girl they left behind, of course...:: shudder:: Nightmares. smilies/eek.gif
Peace

[VagrantCandy]

trading gossip smilies/tongue.gif

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

watching the great battle and betting on who's going to kill who.

[Lëowen]

betting on who's going to kill who.

'I bet Orc number 3,892 is going to kill Eorlinga number 109!' smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

I bet Orc number 3,892 is going to kill Eorlinga number 109!
'No way, Orc 3,892 isn't that good. I bet it'll be Orc 973 to take Eorlinga 109.'

smilies/biggrin.gif Keep it up, these are brilliant!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Morai]

Nah, they'd be catching up on they're school work. I mean, imagine all those orks working for Saruman to get money to finish their college degrees.

And don't forget about writing letters to their moms back home. Sniff....

[Meela]

Punch and Judy. Or Richard and Judy for those with a portable TV.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

they are taking relaxing mud baths or just knitting nice, warm mufflers, don't you think?

[Duncariel]

Hacking at each other. They're orcs for the sake of Pete!

[Lëowen]

They're actually having a nice, civilized game of chess. smilies/wink.gif

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Working out the sum of [The amount of Eorlings] times [amount of orcs] divided by pie, added to the amount of horses... etc. All without the help of a calculator. Not all orcs are idiots, you know! smilies/wink.gif

[Aredhel Idril Telcontar]

Discussing the new line of L'Oreal hair conditioners and how Legolas is SO much uglier than Uruk no. 1235. And of course, what came before: the chicken or the egg smilies/wink.gif

Corny, I know smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elvanui]

engaging in scholarly debates over whether or not Balrogs have wings

[elfearz1]

lol these are so funny!
engaging in scholarly debates over whether or not Balrogs have wings that's great!

I think they would be drinking tea and eating crumpets(sp?) and disscussing the weather,catching up on the latest gossip, and critiquing Legolas' outfit.

[ElenCala Isil]

perhaps they engage in debates about how Sauron can use the Clear-Eyes without any arms...much less hands.. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif These are great!!!

how Sauron can use the Clear-Eyes without any arms...much less hands...
Huh. Maybe since they're Saruman's orcs, they could be trying to figure out how he keeps his robes that white with all that mud that he walks through all the time (you know, like in the pits).

Oh, and elfearz1, Welcome to the Downs!!! Enjoy being dead. smilies/tongue.gif

[elfearz1]

I think they'd be painting their nails. Hot pink of course! lol thanks sapphire!

[ June 30, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

[steve]

the orcs in back? thw Ocs in back are probably having themselves a few nice games of TTT on their portable Tvs hehe

(seriously the orcs in back were probably archers and or siege operators

[Elróthiel]

Hehehehe!
They're probably all staring at Uruk No 4,029 (Bortez)'s Urukesses of the Month calendar, all drooling over the half Nazgúl one! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

OR

THey're probably cheering like at a soccer match, going "FOUL" when a ladder is knocked down, and "RED CARD" when an Eorling kills some Orcs.

Hey!
They could also be constructing a site called "From the Battlefront.......or back, what the Battle of Helm's Deep was REALLY like!" on Uruk No 9,999 (Notlarztz)'s new Dell PC with Windows XP. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

See ya!
Namarié!
From
Elróthiel, the Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!

[peonydeepdelver]

Eh, they probably got bored and ate each other. smilies/tongue.gif

[Rumil]

Whistling 'Teddybears' picnic' of course!

(if you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise......) smilies/wink.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

Nice ones, Elróthiel! smilies/wink.gif

These are brilliant, keep it up! (I really can't believe that so many people have replied to my thread smilies/eek.gif )

Abedithon le! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Aragost]

Seriously the orcs in the back would probably be seige engineers or archers.
Would arrows and seige engineers reach that far?

They would be fighting Huorns.

Berfore the Huorns came they would be sitting down in chairs at tables trying to invent things like refriderators so they wouldn't have to eat "maggotty bread for three stinkin' days."

I suck at this

[Duncariel]

Don't feel bad, we all have our days.

In fact, I'm experiencing similar difficulties myself...

[Kates Frodo Temp]

I really can't believe that so many people have replied to my thread

Heh, I really can't believe that so many people have replied to this thread! How ridiculous.

However, I believe they would be fighting one another, since they couldn't get at anyone else. I mean, they're programmed for battle!

Or maybe they're wondering why it is that the orcs in front of them keep keeling over. At least, the ones who are just out of bow range would be.

[Sapphire_Flame]

Kates Frodo Temp: Ha ha ha. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[elfearz1]

I think they'd be posting on the downs bwahahahahahhahaa smilies/evil.gif


... well I thought it was funny

[ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

[Osse]

The Uruks at the back would be practicing their irish dancing for their recital on the weekend!

[Airerûthiel]

Talking about the weather
Playing cards
Whinging
Playing mournful guitar and singing 'Why are we waiting?'
Listening to the football on somebody's mini radio (they weren't cheering because of the attack, it was a goal against Manchester United)


[ July 24, 2003: Message edited by: Airerûthiel ]

[Osse]

Man U??? they don't support Man U...they support liverpool for pete's sake!

Anyway they aren't into that crude physical stuff. Uruk-Hai are civilised! They listen to Bach and do cross-stitch.

[Lyta_Underhill]

This is wonderfully amusing! Kate's Frodo Temp: sublime there: "just out of bow range!" smilies/biggrin.gif

Perhaps they would be loading catapults with heavy artillery (other Orcs!).
Orc 1 to Orc 2: "Hey Brokenek! Come here!"
Orc2 to Orc 1: "My name's not Brokenek!"
Orc 1 to Orc 2 (loads Orc 2 onto catapult): "It will be!"

OK, not hilarious, but the best I can come up with!

Cheers,
Lyta

[Airerûthiel]

Osse, I said a goal against Man Utd!Of course Orcs support Liverpool - did you think they have no taste?!

[Meneltarmacil]

They were probably calling the orcs in the front on their cell phones and asking how the battle was going.

[the guy who be short]

How intelligent do you take orcs to be? They were probably gormlessly standing there. Or else pushing forward.

[Morai]

They were gossip about Saruman's love life.
Orc 1: Did you hear that he was dating Arwen behind Aragorn's back?
Orc 2: No! That can't be true!
Orc 1: Is to, I read it in People.

[Duncariel]

Since when do orcs read People? They're orcs, they would have to read Orc, or something like that.

All right, I'm sorry, that was way lame. *hits head on wall* I'm done now.

[Elróthiel]

HI! Thanks for the compliment Sapphire Flame!
Ya want some more?
Here they are!

They were probably playing The Sims Unleashed on Notlartz's Dell, and downloading Orc and Uruk skins off the Internet so they could make a sort of Sim Virtual Battle! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

OR!

They could all be attempting to build a couch out of random dead Eorlingas so they could sit comfortably while watching Eastenders!

They could ALSO be discussing what the world would be like in a few thousand years (aka Now), and freakily getting it right:
Uruk No 2,197 (Squarkz): Hmmm, well -I- think that all the countries will be split up into all little ones, and all the maidens will wear trousers!

Uruk No 3,333 (Quartz): Yes, maybe! BUT! There will also be really cool weapons used to kill people!

Squarkz: Yea! And one of the countries will be really cool, and all the rest apart from a rare few will be REALLY BORING!

Quartz: What do you think they'll be called?

Squartz: I dunno brother. Something really weird. Like........England, and Scotland. Haha! The Lands of Eng and Scot! Silly future people!


Well! That's it! Hope you liked them! I've just recently been to Japan, and since I've been back, England has become SO BORING!! smilies/frown.gif smilies/frown.gif smilies/frown.gif
I miss my friends, I miss the family I stayed with, and more specifically, I miss the really hot 19 year old dude in that family..............
See y'all!
Namarié!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!

[Firondoiel]

They were doing the wave! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Orcs are nasty, vile beings. They were probley looking at the pin-ups in the latest issue of Playorc...

[ElenCala Isil]

Considering some of the ways we've agreed on how to torture the eye of Sauron... the orcs at the back are probably sitting around an array or fold up card tables placing bets on how much time it would take for Sauron to crack from the penguins and clowns.... or perhaps they are discussing Aragorn's ablutophobia? Just a thought... heh smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Amarantha_Daisy]

-Betting on who can come the closest to making Legolas give a facial expression smilies/tongue.gif

-When the movie orcs at Helm's Deep were too far away to kill any Elves, I'm sure they were wondering why there were any Elves there in the first place smilies/evil.gif

Heh heh...I'm so mean smilies/evil.gif

[Meneltarmacil]

They were reading all of our posts and laughing at all the silly ideas we had about them.

[Kaiserin]

The orcs at the back were too far back to see anything, so they were busy arguing over Legolas' real hair color. smilies/biggrin.gif

Or touching-up on each others' war paint.

[Lucinda]

I've forgotten who argued about the orcs football teams, But Im sure they support Newcastle, or Possibly Man U. Theyr'e ORCS for goodness sake. Although I dont really mind as long as they dont support Sunderland. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

They were probley looking at the pin-ups in the latest issue of Playorc...
OMG, you read my mind, Amarantha! smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/wink.gif

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Amarantha_Daisy]

OMG, you read my mind, Amarantha!

smilies/biggrin.gif Hee hee... Similar sense of humor, eh? Yep...those nasty, nasty orcs...

Ewwww... what would those pin-ups *look* like? *shudders* Better go ask the orcs in the back!...Wow, That sounded corny...

Sorry, I'll get back to topic now... The orcs in the back were probley reading LotR to find out how the battle would go... That reminds me of Back to the Future...

[ August 08, 2003: Message edited by: Amarantha_Daisy ]

[ August 08, 2003: Message edited by: Amarantha_Daisy ]

[Sapphire_Flame]

*snork* smilies/biggrin.gif

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Kaiserin]

They were debating with the Lord of Angmar and Nils whether they were inherently evil. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sleepy Ranger]

Nope they would be playing cricket and trying to hit sixes on Legolas and spoil his hair.
For those of you who dont know what cricket is read below.
They would be playing baseball and trying to hit homeruns on Legolas and spoil his hair. smilies/evil.gif
those bad mean Uruks smilies/evil.gif

[Meneltarmacil]

The orcs in the back were probley reading LotR to find out how the battle would go...
No, because they gave up on that after seeing all of PJ's changes in the last few scenes.

[elfearz1]

When the movie orcs at Helm's Deep were too far away to kill any Elves, I'm sure they were wondering why there were any Elves there in the first place weren't we all...

The orcs were, reading pride and predjudice and Anne of Green Gables; watching chick flicks and pillow fighting in their PJ's smilies/tongue.gif

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

They're most likely looking at fashion magazines, saying things along the lines of:
"Hey, look at this, Olgash!"
"What?"
"The Stylish Uruk says that black is sooooo out this season! The lastest in orcish armor is silver chain mail with lots of fashionable spikes! And it says helmets are out! What are we going to do? We're trapped in this battle with no designer outlets nearby! Waaah!"
"Can you believe it, Urkmazh? Saruman sent us here in unfashionable armor! What's up with that?"

smilies/biggrin.gif Orcish fashion.

[Morai]

"The Stylish Uruk says that black is sooooo out this season! The lastest in orcish armor is silver chain mail with lots of fashionable spikes! And it says helmets are out! What are we going to do? We're trapped in this battle with no designer outlets nearby! Waaah!"
"Can you believe it, Urkmazh? Saruman sent us here in unfashionable armor! What's up with that?"


Man, I can't wait until the next Ork/Uruk fashion show! smilies/wink.gif

I can see them extremely bored, so they watch the one and only channel on their cheap tv's. OSN-Ork Shopping Network.

"Today we have the latest in ork accessories:
War Paint! It comes in three colors: Red, Gray and Black! Get this, if you bought this in your local ork mall, it would $99 but only on OSN, you can buy for only $19.95, that's right, $19.95! And if you call within the next few minutes, we'll throw in some man flesh jerky! But Hurry, while suplies last!"

Then all the orks would use the speed dial on their cell phones to call in....

[Lady_Báin]

They would be filming a "Behind the music" type documentary "Behind the gore-the orks in the back"

[dragoneyes]

There's bound to be one who asks "Are we there yet?"

[Ainaserkewen]

Dude, I always think about this when I watch the tt. I can just imagine the orcs in the back absolutely crying with bordome. It must have been horrible.

[Sapphire_Flame]

*snork*

"WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I wanna go kill something! WAAAA!!!!......"
"It's okay, Ugdush, we'll get to kill 'em soon."
"*sniffle, hick* Really?"
"Yeah."

*lol at own insanity...*

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Esgallhugwen]

they'd probably be poking one another with their spears. you know how people will poke you but on the opposite side that their standing.

orc1: *poke* hehehe
orc2: hey who poked me? *he grumbles*
orc1: he did *points to unsuspecting orc next to him*
orc2: Oh did he now.... *wacks other orc across the head with his shield.
orc3: wwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh, why'd you do that for!!???
orc1: snickers smilies/evil.gif

Well it sounded funny at the time smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

*dies* smilies/biggrin.gif

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Morai]

orc1: *poke* hehehe
orc2: hey who poked me? *he grumbles*
orc1: he did *points to unsuspecting orc next to him*
orc2: Oh did he now.... *wacks other orc across the head with his shield.
orc3: wwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh, why'd you do that for!!???
orc1: snickers

Nah, I'd think it'd be more like:

Orc2: Oh did he now...*slaughters Orc3*

Random Orcs: FRESH MEAT!!!! *runs to dead orc3*
Random Orcs: MEAT FIGHT!!!!

I know it's grusome, but something similar happened in the movie....

[Elróthiel]

Ya know that Uruk who stands on that big rock waving them all forward? Well, me and my brother were saying that he really fancied himself, and was really rude to all the other Uruks, insulting their sense of fashion (or lack of) and whatnot. Sooooo...

Uruk-hai No 6499 (Sparkash): That stupid priss! I'm gonna kill 'im!!

U-h No 8245 (Igrush): No! I'm gonna kill 'im!

U-h No 21: NO! ME! *shoots arrow at the prissy Uruk-hai* *misses* Aw man!

Sparkash: You bumbling blockhead! This is how you kill him! *shoots* *misses*

Igrush: *sneaks away to a catapult* *shoots the priss with a boulder* *hits* YEA!! WHOO! GO ME!!! Uh oh!

Sparkash and 21: THAT WAS OUR VICTIM!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!! *run after Igrush to go kill him*

The "Meat Fight" scene begins.
Nehawahaaaaaa!

Also

UH3845: Oooh! Have you got the new Barbie convertible!? I've got the Dreamhouse, but I haven't got the horsie!

UH2458: I have the horsie! Its so fun!

3845: Let me play!

2458: NO!

3845: GIMME!

2458: NO WAY JOSE!!

3845: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

Meat Fight starts.

Namárie!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today!

[The Only Real Estel]

I've forgotten who argued about the orcs football teams If we're talking pro they've got to be supporting the Oakland Raiders. Just take a look at some of their fans. smilies/eek.gif

[Morai]

UH3845: Oooh! Have you got the new Barbie convertible!? I've got the Dreamhouse, but I haven't got the horsie!
Ooh, here's another special from OSN (Ork Shopping Network)

And ONLY today we have Uruk Barbie! Put hot water on her face and you get war paint! Wipe off with cold water and Uruk Barbie doesn't have war paint anymore! Comes complete with ork armor and spear. Haflings and Ork meat not included.

[Sapphire_Flame]

Random Orcs: MEAT FIGHT!!!!
Heh, I swear I've heard that in my school cafeteria before... smilies/eek.gif I knew my school was inhabited by orcs!!!

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Esgallhugwen]

Uruk: So did you hear about the one where-
Uruk2: *snorts* heard it!
Uruk: what about the one-
Uruk2: heard it!!
Uruk: oh yea what about this one where the-
Uruk2: HEARD IT!
Thwacks Uruk2 on the head, walks over a ways to another Uruk.

Uruk: so did you hear...

yep I'm soooo bored!
smilies/eek.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[the guy who be short]

Doing the conga - it passes the time and is good training.

Or trying to achieve levitation so they can float over the walls.

Or simply catapulting themselves over the walls.

[Firneldiel Of The Goldenwood]

The Uruk-hai in the back are...
UH877: debating over whether Helms deep is
really deep at all...or is it tall...helms tall?
UH1178: Oh, just shut-up
UH877 : Could it be helms shallow? ::tries to look past the row of many uruk-hai to see if he is right::
yeah...its shallow


* it was more funny....in my mind..*

[Lindril Arvilya]

Be serious, people.

They were having a tea party.

Lindril (with a dormouse in the teacup) Arvilya

[Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien]

Orc 1 to Orc 2: "Hey Brokenek! Come here!"
Orc2 to Orc 1: "My name's not Brokenek!"
Orc 1 to Orc 2 (loads Orc 2 onto catapult): "It will be!"

Ehehehehehe! I found that one really funny!

They'd be playing strip poker. Okay, maybe not smilies/cool.gif

[Morai]

What about charades?
Ork # 387 stands still looking fierce. The other orks around him are sitting around trying to guess what he is.
Ork #124: "Uh...a rock?"
Ork #556: "No stupid...he's a warg!"
Ork #865: "Nah, I say he's Helm's Deep."
There is complete silence, and Ork #387 remains unmoving, still performing his act. The time eventually runs out.
Ork #387: "Y'all wrong. I was an ork! Y'all are idiots!"

[Tar-Alcarin]

They might be debating what kind of contact lnes sauron uses on the Lidless Eye.

I'm sorry. kinda Lame smilies/evil.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

Ork # 387 stands still looking fierce. The other orks around him are sitting around trying to guess what he is.
Ork #124: "Uh...a rock?"
Ork #556: "No stupid...he's a warg!"
Ork #865: "Nah, I say he's Helm's Deep."
There is complete silence, and Ork #387 remains unmoving, still performing his act. The time eventually runs out.
Ork #387: "Y'all wrong. I was an ork! Y'all are idiots!"
Oh man, I can so see them doing this... *dies laughing*
They might be debating what kind of contact lens sauron uses on the Lidless Eye.
Probably a telescopic one. Or maybe one with built in Ring-radar. smilies/wink.gif

Oh, and Tar-Alcarin, welcome to the 'Downs! Enjoy being dead. smilies/biggrin.gif And I'm honored that your first post was on my thread. smilies/smile.gif *bows*

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Enorëiel]

Ha! These are great!!!

Ork # 387 stands still looking fierce. The other orks around him are sitting around trying to guess what he is.
Ork #124: "Uh...a rock?"
Ork #556: "No stupid...he's a warg!"
Ork #865: "Nah, I say he's Helm's Deep."
There is complete silence, and Ork #387 remains unmoving, still performing his act. The time eventually runs out.
Ork #387: "Y'all wrong. I was an ork! Y'all are idiots!"

I was thinking charades as well!! Either that or watching Orc Soap Operas... hey - you never know: Everyone needs a cry once in a while right and it's best to get it out BEFORE the battle.

[Feared Half-Elf]

They're all playing 'Who Am I?'!

They are so not football fans. They have to have been watching Englan v Australia Rugby Final. (We one! Woohoo! *Ahem!*)

---------------------------------------
If anyone doesn't know how to play Who Am I?, everyone has a Post-It on they're forehead saying the name of somebody. Everyone has to guess who it is on they're back by asking Yes/No questions. Hehehehehehehhehehehe.

[The Saucepan Man]

Orc at the back: (glancing over his shoulder): Hey! Where did all those trees come fro- urk!

[Pyroclastic]

You can't fool me. They were back there taking bets on who would wind up in the movie or not. Everybody knows that Orks are huge gambelers. But the biggest problem was dragging them away from the RPGs!

Ugnash: Oh ho, you have flight powers, now do you! Well check this out, I've got Fire Arrows!

Troggnuk: No, we can't be up to the front yet! I can't fight untill I've made my dying post!

[Sapphire_Flame]

Ugnash: Oh ho, you have flight powers, now do you! Well check this out, I've got Fire Arrows!
Psh! Orcs don't get fire arrows, elves do! Or they do on Kings of Chaos (http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=rud3r35e) anyway. smilies/biggrin.gif

*snork* I love yours, Saucepan!

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Dûrbwúrz]

hmm, it'd probably be all the old orcs, complaining ie:
call this a siege? back in my day we didn't have fancy gunpowder stuff to blow open a huge hole in the walls. We had to climb up it using only a small toothpick, which u'd then go on to use to kill half the men/elves with, before breaking it in half and so having to use a spoon. The younger generation today are only interested in how cool they look in their armour, we managed with just plain old steel in my day..why i once took out half a garison using only my breastplate......and so on...

[Sapphire_Flame]

Remeniscent orcs... And I bet they'd go on about having to walk to a siege, in a blizzard, uphill both ways, too... smilies/wink.gif

Wow, page 3!!! I'm stunned here. Thanks all of you for contributing! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Feared Half-Elf]

Random orc #1: Dude, where's my sword?
Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude?
Random orc #1: Dude! Where is my sword?
Random orc #2: Where's your sword dude?

Etc, etc. smilies/evil.gif

[Theron Bugtussle]

* Wondering where their names will show on the End Credits--and how small the font will be. smilies/rolleyes.gif

* Thanking Morgoth that those infernal trees don't appear mysteriously at their rear like they do in the book.

* Rearguard Orc #21 actually has a muttered line, though it was lost in an overdubbed horn-blast: 'If I hear, "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" one more time...!'

* 'Anyone know if this is the line for Siege Ladder 48?'

* Orc Sergeant Ufzag the Stutterer, to his squad: 'Alright, you rat-dung! I have good news and I have bad news!'

Ishkûl the Ripper: 'What's the good news, your fearsomeness?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The good news is we all get a change of underwear after this battle.'

(Assorted cat-calls, groans, and bodily noises are heard.)

Urkgob the Ungainly: 'And what may be the bad news, you most mud-and-slime-covered-one?'

Sgt Ufzag: 'The bad news is: Ishkûl, you change with Urkgob, and Globlakh, you change with Wazwûsh, ....'

[Theron Bugtussle]

elfearz, The orcs were, reading pride and predjudice and Anne of Green Gables; watching chick flicks and pillow fighting in their PJ's Would these be British comedy-troupe orcs? smilies/wink.gif

[Theron Bugtussle]

Esgallhugwen said, they'd probably be poking one another with their spears. you know how people will poke you but on the opposite side that their standing.
orc1: *poke* hehehe
orc2: hey who poked me? *he grumbles*
orc1: he did *points to unsuspecting orc next to him*
orc2: Oh did he now.... *wacks other orc across the head with his shield.
orc3: wwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh, why'd you do that for!!???
orc1: snickers

Orc2: Oh, wise guy? *bonks Orc1 on nose*

The Three Stooges of the White Hand
Orc 1 = Skarhâk (Larry)
Orc 2 = Ugurk (Moe)
Orc 3 = Azrukh (Curly)

[Elennar Starfire]

They're singing in the rain, just singing in the rain...

[Fire-Galad]

Or some of them are trying to be the Rockets and keep kicking the other Orcs in front. A typical dance routine would sound something like this;

Orc dance leader: One and two and kick.
Other Orcs: One and two and kick!
Random Orc archer in front: Hey! Watch it you guys! I just missed Legolas's head! Now I have to relode, aim again, and he'll have moved!