If one of the hobbits came to your door what would you do?

[Himalata]

Like I said what would you do?

[Arathiriel]

First of all, my jaw would drop to the ground...

Second of all, if this Hobbit happened to be either Frodo or Sam (especially Sam) I'd probably give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

If this Hobbit happened to be Merry, Pippin, or Bilbo I'd probably just give them a hug. And of course I'd invite them into my house, no matter WHICH Hobbit it happens to be!

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[Samwise]

First of all, my jaw would drop to the ground...
Second of all, if this Hobbit happened to be either Frodo or Sam (especially Sam) I'd probably give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

LOL! Me, too. I would also apologize for the poor shape of my garden and ask for tips. smilies/wink.gif

"Begging your pardon," said Sam, "I don't think you understand my master at all, "

[Bulelainwen]

I would start screaming then jump up and i would be breathing really fast and then i would probably past out

[Rosseiliantiel]

I would scream and run around, because it would be veeeeeeeeery scary. Other then that, i'd say "Hullo smilies/biggrin.gif" and ask them in for tea.

[The Fifth]

I would dress up in black robes and open the door. Then the hobbits will run away. Then I will run after them and yell, "WAIT! YOU FORGOT YOUR PIPE!"

[Morquesse]

LOL, The fifth! That was funny! smilies/biggrin.gif
What would I do? I have no idea, I'm pretty unpredicable. Probably jump up and down happily, or end up feeling weird like I do when I'm excited.
~M

[Kettle of fish]

I'd ask them if they wanted dinner and invite them in.

Then I'd start pinching myself very hard to see if I was dreaming.

[Brinniel]

I would probably be speechless except for a few squeaks here and there. But of course I would let them in, then invite all my friends over to see him and to make sure I'm not dreaming.

[Lady_Galadriel]

I'd probably jump up and down screaming, then end up falling down. Then I'd most likely hit my head and end up with a concusion and not get to say anything to the hobbits at all. Then they would just go somewhere else and find someone that can stand up perfectly normal and talk to them... sadly, instead of me....
Boy, that was depressing....

[ElfEarz]

oh my gosh i dont know what i'd do prolly stand in shock for a moment then grab the hobbit and squeezle it cuz their soooooo adorable and i like to squeezle things smilies/smile.gif

[Taryávëwen]

Do you mean one of the actors or an actuall hobbit? Because if it was Elijah Wood I would probably faint dead away. Or I would just stand there looking dumb.

[Kaze]

If a hobbit came to the door? I'd probably stand there blinking for a couple minutes, then ask them to come inside... then probably offer tea...whatever kind of tea I was drinking at the moment (I'm always drinking tea smilies/biggrin.gif), then maybe something to eat. Then I'd probably get around to asking them why the heck they were at my door.

And welcome to the Downs, Taryávëwen! Have fun, post often.

[Himalata]

You guys are soooo funny! I could mean the actual hobbits or the real actors. your pick. smilies/tongue.gif

[maleliel]

Okay. If a Hobbit came to my door I'd probably have to squeeze their cheeks!!! I dunno why I just would! smilies/rolleyes.gif If Elijah Wood or one of the other actors came to my door I'd probably hyperventilate and then over-compensate for my embarrassment by laughing to loud and making non-stop jokes that aren't funny!!! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Rose Cotton]

If a hobbit came to my door I'd ask them to take me back home with them.

If it was Elijah I'd invite him in and act all cool. smilies/cool.gif Ya right. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Rose Cotton]

But how about an elf or a dwarf.
Legolas??!! LOL!

[gollum*elf*pup]

if a hobbit came to my door i'd bring him in and roast him, cover him in mustard and feed fim to my horses and dogs for supper. smilies/wink.gif

[Arwen Imladris]

Hmmm, very interesting. I would probebly ask them first, if they really were soandso. THen I would invite them in, I would probebly just try and stay calm. I would too, ask them what the pie they wanted.

Of corse, I would only be able to do this if I didn't faint first. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Legolas]

I'd think "Man, this is a silly thread."

[Sangoff]

I would probably do like everyone else. Jump up and down and scream and then after I was calmed down, I would invite them in for tea.

[Belethadar]

But how about an elf or a dwarf
i could imagine a couple of things i would do if arwen came to my door ...

[Frodosgirl]

if hobbits came to my door i would say hello, im not expecting any one but you may enter then when they had come in i would cover my mouth and scream!!! then i would enter the room and ask how they are!!!

if the actors came to my door especially Elijah wood i would be gobsmacked and if Orlando Bloom was behind him with Sean Astin i would pass out

[The Silver-shod Muse]

Wow. I think I'd probably do something surprisingly stupid like pinch their little ears to make sure they were real hobbits and not mean little children coming to destroy my sanity.

[ July 22, 2002: Message edited by: The Silver-shod Muse ]

[Himalata]

You guys would do the strangest things and you must really them alot to pinch them and scream and jump up and down!
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[Arladwen Brandybuck]

Hobbits at my door huh lets see? blink blink somebody pinch me I must be Dreamin!... Because I do dream of hobbits quite Serriously.. blush heh sorry

[Calencoire]

My jaw would drop to the ground too. Then I'd invite them in and ask them about everything in Middle Earth and find out what they are doing here.

[MYyyPreciousSS]

If a hobbit came to my door I'd start saying "Haha, I was right, hobbits DO exsist!" and give him a huge hug. Then I'd see that I must seem crazy to him, so to keep him from running away, I'd invite him inside for something to eat. Then he could eat whatever he wanted while we discusssed many of things about Middle-earth. When it came time for him to leave hopefully he'd let me come with him.
If only...

[VanimaEdhel]

The Script:

Knock knock!
Rachel goes and opens the door, and sees a hobbit there.
Rachel: *Jaw drops, and she stands there, dumbfounded for a few seconds, then manages to say a bit* Uh-uh...y-y-you're...are y-y-you...? Are you?
Hobbit: Yes?
Rachel: Y-y-you are a hobbit!
Hobbit: Yes...can I come in?
Rachel: *Finally recovers.* Oh...okay would you like to come in? Tea? Muffins? Cheese? You know, I knew that you guys had to exist!
Rachel shows the hobbit in and they have some tea and food, and Rachel makes the Hobbit tell Rachel all about Shire news. After they are all done and Rachel has cleared the table...
Rachel: So...if one were to, say, want to come to the Shire, how would one get there?
If the hobbit could tell her, he would, and she would, when she was old enough to drive, go to a barn, get a horse (I ride), and ride to the Shire, and visit everyone. Then, maybe I'll wander over to Lorien and Mirkwood and Rivendell. Then, maybe I'd try to sail over the sea to find everyone that went!
THE END

[ July 24, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Ms. Took]

I think that i'd freak out first, and then i'd have to hug them. Then I'd probably invite them in for tea.

[Demloth of Dol Amroth]

i would clear my throat and say, "friends, hobbits, countrymen, lend me your ears. men have overstayed their boundaries in the world, and WE MUST ACT NOW! rally the troops and all that rot!" then i'd say, "naw, you've had enough of that. d'you like a Pepsi?" another good question is: what would you do if a nazgul came to your door? i'd think "this would be pretty cool if they weren't primarily hired out as assasins." smilies/eek.gif

[ July 26, 2002: Message edited by: Demloth of Dol Amroth ]

[Samwise]

Re: Post above......
LOL!!! That was good~!
"You'd better be hidden, Mr. Frodo," said Sam. "You get down in the waggon and cover up with blankets, and we'll send this rider to the rightabouts!"
He climbed out and went to the farmer's side. Black riders would have to ride over him to get to the wagon.

[Nevfeniel]

I would freeze, my eyes would widen, my jaw would drop, and my mouth would go dry. Then I would say, "A-a-are y-you a h-h-h-hobbit-t?" Actually, I would probably look a lot like this guy ---> smilies/eek.gif

[ July 27, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Eruwen]

Well, what would I do? Hmmm...I think I would completely freak!!! I mean, a Hobbit. At my door!!!! So cool. It would be like meeting a celebrity or something. And I think every response before this would explain my reaction. smilies/smile.gif

[Gamgee]

hobbits at my door?? hmm... well I would probably give them a long blank stare..then I would shower them with hobbit huggles and probably squeeze the bajeebers out of them, then I would smile and casually ask them in for second breakfast as if nothing had happened. We would talk about various things, and I would say how short and adorable hobbits are...Then I would ask them what in the name of the shire a hobbit is doing in a place like this, and probably toss in this plea, while on my knees groveling: "please take me with you!!! I live in a cruel world!! take me with you a beg of you!!!!"
now if the actors show up, I would probably do the same thing...except beg them to take me to New Zealand with them..
either way I would be looking a bit desperate, but who cares?!?

[Arwen Undómiel]

Well, at first i could not believe, but after the shock, i would invite him the come in. And i would go with them in a journey later smilies/eek.gif

[Nevfeniel]

You know, if anyone starts hugging the hobbits, they're going to think you are insane. If I was a hobbit, I wouldn't let total strangers give me hugs. smilies/eek.gif

[Rose Cotton]

If a Nazgul came to my door I'd slam it shut lock it and then lock everything else in the house. Um...that wouldn't work, would it.

[Halbereth Diagona]

If a....
Nazgul came to my door: I'd say...Those robes are sooooo last year, mate. Doesn't this Sauron guy pay you properly....I mean, they look like my nan's old curtains.
Then I would run like the blazes....
Hobbit: I'd say: Heya...you want some tea? Then I'd be really cool....depending on what hobbit it was, if it was Sam I'd have to ask for some gardening tips. If it was Frodo I'd kick him down the hill....I hate frodo.
Elf: Wheeee! Well, I'd gasp, then collect myself and say 'Heya mate. You look hot...want a drink?' Then I'd give them a drink and beg them to take me to whereever they were going.
Any of the actors: Blimey....I think I'd say summat like...You wanna drink? Then I'd find out all about LOTR...then they'd invite me to star in a re-make of LOTR, where Merry's sibling comes along too....and I'd say 'Yeah, well...I'm a bit busy right now, but I'll ask my mum...' then I'd film it, and end up starring alongside Rupert Grint, and Britney, and live the movie star life happily ever after...sigh.

[Demloth of Dol Amroth]

why hasn't anyone been to this topic for a while-i'll post quick to bring it back to the top. IDEAS-i know there are more out there, so be a good BDer and put them here.

[Davin]

I'd invite them in for some pipeweed of course!!!!!


although...i've never smoked anything in my life smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Legolas Lover]

Does it matter wich one?I would grab Merry adn take him in the shower with me.Or can Legolas come to my door?If Legolas came to my door..well that is another story >_>


Love Always Legolas Lover smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Birdland]

I would scream "Bad dog! Put him down right now! Nooooooooo!...Oh, man, do I smell a lawsuit."

[Feanor]

hi ya ppl! jst testing...

[araukaroch_the_elf]

Wow, if a real hobbit came to my door I'd jump up and down screaming for a moment, then get confused and talk elvish to them, then invite them in for whatever meal it was closest to for them. After talking to them for a looong time I would beg for me to tekr me with them when/if they returned to Middle-Earth, and I'd give them every courtesy possible.
If one of the hobbit actors(Elijah, Sean, Billy, Dominic) came to my door, I'd jump up and down screaming for a long time, then invite them in for a drink or something, then I'd make myself look like a fool by constantly dropping stuff in my amazement. I'd probably look like one of these two:
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/eek.gif

[Marileangorifurnimaluim]

Actually, I did see a hobbit once.

I was in a highrise office building, coming down the elevator when I glanced through a crowd of people... and there was this young fellow, chipper, could not have been more than 4' 9" tall, conservatively dressed and well-mannered, with neatly combed hair. I was right behind him on the escalator wondering why he plucked at some memory. I realized: he's a hobbit. I'll be darned.

So now I've seen one, I can die happy.

[Aroaraniel]

Ditto on that, Davin!! I think it would be nifty if Pippin came knocking on my door! Or Frodo...or Merry...


Smoking pipeweed...I do wonder what that is like...I haven't smoked anything in my life as well! So I wouldn't even know a thing about it!

[Halbereth Diagona]

Hmmm...interesting reactions...*takes a few notes for science class*.
I stand by my first reactions...

[Eressië Ailin]

I think I'd probably do something surprisingly stupid like pinch their little ears to make sure they were real hobbits and not mean little children coming to destroy my sanity.

That kinda sounds like what I would do....

[Tinuviel Took]

For me this is an easy one. After the intial surprise and I remember my manners and invite them in I would feed them and discuse their genealogy with them (seeing as hobbit family trees our mutually interesting to both of us). Hobbits have the most interesting relitives so we will likely discuse them at some length as well. And I will likely be excited enough to feed them mushrooms, and not even mind the smell when they fry them. They'd certainly go to waste in my house anyway (the mushrooms not the hobbits).

[The Only Real Estel]

Just don't pull their hair to make sure it's not a wig! I have know idea what I'd do...oh well, I probably won't have to worry about it anyway! smilies/cool.gif

[Yavanna Kementari]

This is an interesting thread! I like it.

If a hobbit showed up at my door I wouldn't be surprised at all. In fact there is a couple that live in an underground house not far from me and it is built into the side of a great hill. I would think it was them and ask them if it is warm in a hillside during the winter!

If an Elf showed up? I'd pack myself and my family,mount my horse and be off with them to live in Rivendell or Lorien! smilies/smile.gif

If a Nazgul showed up at my door? I'd take him O-U-T!! Only girls can you know!! smilies/smile.gif hehe.

If Gollum showed up at my door I would offer him a place to stay...after all I don't have the ring! smilies/evil.gif

If Gandalf showed up at my door, I would hug him and say what has kept you away so long?

If Gimli showed up here I would ask him to resize my wedding rings for me. Hey why pay when you have a perfectly capable dwarf there and all he asks for is food and a rubberband for his beard? LOL

If Grima showed up I would turn the garden hose on and soak him down and shampoo his whole dirty, grimy ,bad self! Yucky!

If Saruman showed up I'd sick my dog on him!!

And last but not least,if Boromir or Aragorn showed up....well I can't tell you that smilies/biggrin.gif but good thread!! -(~<~> Yavanna

[Eressië Ailin]

And last but not least,if Boromir or Aragorn showed up....well I can't tell you that

Same here... but only with Aragorn!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Adutincowen]

If a hobbit came to my door,I'd run out the door and into the woods, babbling incoherently smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

if it was an elf...... smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif

don't even get me started on Aragorn or Borimir!

[Gorwingel]

I would invite them in to my house and take them out to a buffet. Wouldn't you all think that a hobbit would just love an all-you-can eat buffet (especially the all-you-can eat part)

Though they may have a problem with the average Buffet's lack of a fine selection of ales smilies/cool.gif

[Niluial]

If a hobbit came to my door, my jaw would also drop. I would grab his coat and put it on a coat-hanger. Drag him inside make him sit and I would run in the kitchen put the kettle on and rapidly chuck some food together and make him sit for hours and make him tell me about his adventures over and over again smilies/biggrin.gif. He would probably look at me like I am crazy… wouldn’t he?

[Arafangwen]

If a hobbit really came to my door I would probably do a second take, and a third, and a fourth, then I would relize it's real and invite him/her in to eat and drink with me... But if an Elf cane to my door I would do the same thing and be sooooo happy you have no idea! *sighs in contement* Elves.......

[Everdawn]

If a hobbit came to my door.. im imagining it would go something like this...

I would open the door and stare blankly at it..
Hobbit: can i please come inside... its.. just... i ...need to hide from a black figure of a horse...
Everdawn: I dont believe you..
Hobbit: please... im begging you..
Everdawn: youre from the government arent you?
Hobbit: NO
Everdawn: look! i never sold that intelligence information to the US.. OK! And i know nothing about that sattellite in my backyard... and that building down the street, that has all those wierd computer thingies in it... NOT MINE...
Hobbit: please, im not from the...
Everdawn: Look, im sick of your tricks!

Ringwraith rides up and snatches hobbit...
HObbit: ahhhh!!!
Everdawn: Yeah! you keep running! youll never find the evidence!...go to hell!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Slightly paranoid, Everdawn? smilies/wink.gif

If a Nazgul showed up at my door? I'd take him O-U-T!! Only girls can you know!! hehe.

... sorry, my sleep-deprived brain registered that "O-U-T!!" part as "dating" and I can't think seriously for the next half hour. *sits in her chair smirking quietly*

Mmkay, that done:

For a Hobbit, I would most likely blink a few times, stare at them curiously, then ask what their business was. Then, I'd let them be on their way.

For an Elf, I'd probably stare at their pointy ears a while and wonder what genetic mutation caused such a phenomenon. If they stuck around, they'd probably get ushered away.

For a Nazgûl, I wouldn't even open the door. smilies/wink.gif

For Boromir, he'd get a good long stare, then I'd probably squeak and slam the door, realize what I did and open it quickly, only to slam it again. Needless to say, he'd think I'm not quite right in the mental department, more so if he actually got past the doorstep.

[One Axe to Rule them All]

If it was a hobbit, i'd ask him how much i'd have to pay him to make me my very own hobbit hole

[Elennar Starfire]

I would probably be about as flustered as Bilbo was when dwarves turned up unexpectedly at his door.

or

I would first blink, then ask what it wanted, then realize I wasn't breathing and my face was turning blue, then pass out before I had a chance to breathe.

[Rilwen Gamgee]

If a Hobbit came to my door... I wish. Anyways, if a Hobbit DID come to my door, I would scream for joy, hug him or her, and ask them to come in for lunch smilies/smile.gif , and I guarentee I would be cooking quite a lot that day. smilies/biggrin.gif

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[lord_of_rohan2003]

Two words........MIDGET TOSS!!!

But seriously I would invite them in,offer them a meal and a pipe,and then ask them if they were going to head back to Middle Erath,if so ask if I can come along. smilies/smile.gif

[kittiegirl]

I would invite them in(if it was a group)
If it was a SPECIFIC hobbit named Merry, I would make him fall in love with me...

[Rasputin]

i'd let them in and lure them into a pillowsack with a turkey and several pints of whiskey. then sell them for 1million dollars to a traveling circus.

[kittiegirl]

That's mean.

[THE Ka]

Oh, thank you. this will be easy to explain. smilies/biggrin.gif

Hmm... let's see. Chances are they wouldn't make it past the threshold. And i mean it. To make this an easier thing to picture, i'm going to make this into an imaginable thing. Let's call the Hobbit " Tombas". Ok , then. here is what my poor little hobbit would see.


Tombas suddenly finds himself out in the cold, it is raining and not so far away there is a door. It seems very inviting, there's even an inviting glow from the window. But, the rest of this shelter seems dark and mysterious. Then as it may, his hobbit senses kick in.The left side of his brain forbids him to go near this mysterious place of welcome. But, his belly has sway over most of his thoughts at this time and tells him the spoils to be found ,if he at leasts knocks on the glowing door of paradise. So very slowly, he walks up to the door. Now he realizes, the door seemed to be playing tricks with his eyes, it had gone from three feet to a huge six feet tall! Now he began to have doubts, but his belly and the sharp nipping wind seemed to push him closer until he found himself knocking on the door. Slowly but surely, the door opened. But, only about three inches did it sway, were Tombas found two glowing eyes. Now, they didn't seem evil or menaceing, but they were very mysterious and almost charming. He seemed to be under a spell when he looked at them . Just two, normal sized white neon glowing eyes. Then with all the courage he could muster, he gave a faint excuse for his intrusion. " I'm sorry, but it is cold and i have no place to go. My home is so far away and i was wondering, if wasn't a problem if i could stay here until i was feeling better. Only that is, if it was approved by you of corse. I mean no harm."

There was a long silence, then the eyes like magic disappeared. Tobmas thought he had scared the eyes away or even worse, has angered them and was just waiting on the door step to be killed. Then the door flew open with a force more alarming than the wind. There in the door way floated a phantom it seemed, but it had the two friendly glowing eyes. Tombas didn't dare move or speak, afraid of what would happen next. The phantom was as it seemed about 5 feet 6 inches in its lifetime and gnagly. It then smiled and said with an errie tone: "Um, Hello. Are you lost? Because if you are i could probly help you find your way home. I am sorry though, i don't have any food for a mortal i'm afraid. That is, if your doomed to die within the next 12 hours then you might as well come in. Oh and by the way, I'm The KA. my brother is The BA. He's not here right now though, busy running errands for the dead. Who might you be?"

All Tombas could do was stand there. He felt like he had been struck dead like a rabbit. Then the Phantom went to go shake his hand, Tombas began to Scream. Every thing was gonig black, and Tombas seemed as if he was going Unconcious. The phantom then with its hands on it's hips shook it's head and said: "Ah! not another one! You cruel world! All i want is a friend and this time not dead, dying, doomed, crazy, lunatic, or floating in a boat falling down a water fall!"

The Phantom then moved Tombas out of the rain , covered him with a blanket and slamed the door. There Tombas lay under a tree outside. Just as he had before he woke up but, not in the rain.


Funny huh? I've got this feeling that i'm going to be the next Edgar Allen Poe? Yes? No? Well, i don't really care. At least poor little Tombas got a blanket. smilies/wink.gif I am nice you know. But, i tend to scare people. smilies/frown.gif smilies/smile.gif

[THE Ka]

Oh, i just can't stop this is such a wonderful topic! Who would come to a phantom's door? hmm... someone who's actually died in middle earth and is terribly lost. Oh, well. I'd Invite Boromir's Ghost in, we would discuss some mental therapy in the near future for him. then i would give him my card and ask to see him tomorrow in my office,in the underworld 2:00 p.m. sharply. He would have to bring his Ka and Ba too for identification as well. This guy would need alot of therapy time. deffinately.

As, for Denethor well, i don't do therapy for families just individuals. And besides, i'd probly send him to The Grim Reeper. Pyromatic ghost are his department. Not mine. I deal with Lost, corrupted, Confused. Tell me how did i die again? ,died too soon, or i was too depressed anyway and felt horrible and couldn't be seen again ghosts. Now you know.

[Rasputin]

ohhhh, phantoms eh? i'd invite the witch-king and sauron so we could discuss how to rob a quik-e-mart and gain some extra cash. just imagine sauron holding a sword up to the clerk and telling him to give him all of his gold

[Fíriel of Ao Tea Roa]

Well, let´s extend the subject to include the whole bunch:

Hobbit: I would run to hide all my food

Elf: I would run to hide all my toiletries

Ranger: I would stand in front of all animals, and friends, in reach - for security reasons (who knows what exactly those trigger-happy men go for)

Nazgûl: Slam the door shut. Probably yell some obsceneties, too. Then run around the house and whack them from behind

Uruk-Hai: Whack them over the head straight away, they tend to be a bit slow..


And:

Wizards: Remember not to accept any inscribed jewellery

Ent: Remember NOT to offer any tea

PJ: Remember to take his red shirt ransom until he changes movie-Faramir back to book-Faramir for the ultimate edition

[lothlorien]

Hi everyone I've been away for ages first with school then we went away on holidays I only just got back finally but I just like to say I hope you all had a great christmas and a wonderful new year
(Anyway onto the topic)

If a hobbit came to my door I would probably
start jumping up and down in the hallway shrieking with joy then I would invite them in ask them if they knew Frodo (If it was Frodo) I would invite him in for tea and also hide every ring and gold chain I own just incase he thought they were corrupted.

If it was a ranger I would invite him in then secretly spay him with ether body spray or deoderant.

If it was a wizard I would offer him tea and then ask how he ended up outside my house

If it was an elf I would beg them to take me with them

Same goes for the Dwarfs except I would want to see the diamond caves

Oh and I agree with Firel of Ao tea Roa if peter jackson came to my door I would threaten him with certain death if he didn't write Faramirs character back to the way the book had it.

[Everdawn]

Well, let´s extend the subject to include the whole bunch:

And have i been waiting for someone to say that!

The bell to my door rings a few minutes after the hobbit comes. And i find Legolas standing at my door.

Me: Oh no you dont!
Legolas: Your hair is so shiny! how do you get it that way?
Me: *flattered* Well, i use- HANG ON! no you dont!
Legolas: I want that shampoo Everdawn!
Me: Never! *i slam the door and put the deadlock on*
Legolas: *calling from outside* Ill get you my pretty! And your little dog too!
Me *from inside*: I dont have a dog, Fool!


Denethor&gt;&gt;
Denethor: Hello
Me: Hi....
Denethor: I was-
Me: Everthing in my house is fire proof, i sold my flamethrower, i dont have a fire place and before i saw you coming i threw all my matches in the sink and turned the water on. As for my lighter, i drove my car over it!
Denethor: I see, well ill just be off them, Meela's sure to be looking for me...


Nazgûl&gt;&gt;
Me: The hobbits went that way..

Strider&gt;&gt;
Me: The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

Éomer&gt;&gt;
Me: Come right in and stay as long as you like, prescious.

PJ&gt;&gt;
Me: Just shake my head at him sadly and close the door.

Tolkien Pureists&gt;&gt;
Me: PJ went that way&gt;&gt;

Boromir&gt;&gt;

Me: I havnt got the ring!
Boromir: What are those shiny things on your fingers?
Me: Rings.
Boromir: GIVE THEM TO ME!
Me: uh, ok, but they wont do nothin'

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[Arwen Evenstar]

I would probably give him/her a hug and squish the poor thing! I would then offer him/her food.

[Finwe]

I'd feed them mushrooms of course! smilies/wink.gif

[Carrûn]

Ask them to wait, leave, and return in full Ringwraith costume.

[Finwe]

Now that is just cruel. Why be a Nazgul when you can return in full, Dark-Lord regalia? Complete with the spiky helmet and mace! smilies/evil.gif

[Carrûn]

I guess since I found the movie Ringwraith costumes more frightening then the Power Ranger Sauron 2.0 outfit smilies/evil.gif.

[Morgoth's Apprentice]

If a hobbit came to my door: I'd tell him I'd be right back, call up sauron and be like, the ringbearer's at my door, send in the Nazgul!!
If a Nazgul came to my door: I'd tell him he has to take off his hood...then tell him the hobbits are waiting in the sitting room....