Sauron 666
07-20-2003, 09:30 PM
Hi, I was just wondering if anyone was willing to post their funniest results using the Madlibs. I think it would be interesting to see what people with an original sense of humour (unlike me) can come up with.
Just to get things rolling i'll post a couple of mine. I just got inspired by using Carcass and Autopsy song titles. I suppose some might (correctly) think its sick, i still find 'em funny.
The Putrefaction of Saruman
'MAggot Colony and Exhumed !' he hissed, and they
shuddered at the hideous change. 'Genital Grinder!
What is the house of Eorl but a Uterogestation
Excorciating Abdomnial Emnation where brigands Exhume
to Consume in the reek, and their brats roll on the
floor among the Oxidised Razor Masticator? Too long
have they escaped the Fermenting Innards themselves.
But the Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency
comes, slow in the Foeticide, tight and hard in the
end. Manifestation On Verrucose Uretha if you will!'
Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself.
'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to
you. For I need you not, nor your little band of
Crepitating Bowel Erosion, as swift to Pyosified as to
An Act of the Unspeakable, Théoden Horsemaster. Long
ago I offered you a Empathological Necroticism beyond
your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so
that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice
of roads. You give me Cadveric Incubator of
Endoparasites and Orgy In Excrements. So be it. Go
back to your Necrocannabalistic Vomitorium!
Fog on the Barrow-Downs
There was a loud rumbling sound, as of Hardened
Arteries Disemboweling and Inpropogation, and
suddenly Maggot Colony streamed in, real Maggot
Colony, the plain Maggot Colony of day. A low
door-like opening appeared at the end of the chamber
beyond Frodo's Vomitted Anal Tract; and there was
Tom's Bowel Erosion (Oxidised Razor Masticator,
Excorciating Abdominal Emnation, and all) framed
against the light of the sun rising red behind him.
The light fell upon the floor, and upon the Cadeveric
Incubator of Endoparasites of the three hobbits lying
beside Frodo. They did not Foeticide, but the sickly
hue had left them. They looked now as if they were
only very Uterogestation.
Tom stooped, removed his Genital Grinder, and came
into the dark chamber, singing:
Get out, you old Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected
Virulency! Vanish in the Embryonic Necropsy and
Devourment!
Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing,
Out into the Crepitating Bowel Erosion Carbonized Eye
Sockets far beyond the Reek of Putrefaction!
Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty!
Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness,
Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is
mended.
At these words there was a Symphonies of Sickness and
part of the inner end of the chamber fell in with a
Excreted Alive. Then there was a long trailing
Fermenting Innards, fading away into an unguessable
distance; and after that silence.
Just to get things rolling i'll post a couple of mine. I just got inspired by using Carcass and Autopsy song titles. I suppose some might (correctly) think its sick, i still find 'em funny.
The Putrefaction of Saruman
'MAggot Colony and Exhumed !' he hissed, and they
shuddered at the hideous change. 'Genital Grinder!
What is the house of Eorl but a Uterogestation
Excorciating Abdomnial Emnation where brigands Exhume
to Consume in the reek, and their brats roll on the
floor among the Oxidised Razor Masticator? Too long
have they escaped the Fermenting Innards themselves.
But the Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency
comes, slow in the Foeticide, tight and hard in the
end. Manifestation On Verrucose Uretha if you will!'
Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself.
'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to
you. For I need you not, nor your little band of
Crepitating Bowel Erosion, as swift to Pyosified as to
An Act of the Unspeakable, Théoden Horsemaster. Long
ago I offered you a Empathological Necroticism beyond
your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so
that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice
of roads. You give me Cadveric Incubator of
Endoparasites and Orgy In Excrements. So be it. Go
back to your Necrocannabalistic Vomitorium!
Fog on the Barrow-Downs
There was a loud rumbling sound, as of Hardened
Arteries Disemboweling and Inpropogation, and
suddenly Maggot Colony streamed in, real Maggot
Colony, the plain Maggot Colony of day. A low
door-like opening appeared at the end of the chamber
beyond Frodo's Vomitted Anal Tract; and there was
Tom's Bowel Erosion (Oxidised Razor Masticator,
Excorciating Abdominal Emnation, and all) framed
against the light of the sun rising red behind him.
The light fell upon the floor, and upon the Cadeveric
Incubator of Endoparasites of the three hobbits lying
beside Frodo. They did not Foeticide, but the sickly
hue had left them. They looked now as if they were
only very Uterogestation.
Tom stooped, removed his Genital Grinder, and came
into the dark chamber, singing:
Get out, you old Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected
Virulency! Vanish in the Embryonic Necropsy and
Devourment!
Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing,
Out into the Crepitating Bowel Erosion Carbonized Eye
Sockets far beyond the Reek of Putrefaction!
Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty!
Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness,
Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is
mended.
At these words there was a Symphonies of Sickness and
part of the inner end of the chamber fell in with a
Excreted Alive. Then there was a long trailing
Fermenting Innards, fading away into an unguessable
distance; and after that silence.