LOTR characters as children?

[Meneltarmacil]

I thought this might be funny.

What were the various LOTR characters like when they were toddlers? five or six year olds? teenagers? Like, what sort of trouble would they have gotten into, what would their parents think, stuff like that?

Looking forward to seeing your replies.

[Meela]

Legolas as a sulky teenager with acne. *giggles*

[Morai]

I can see Merry and Pippin being those toddlers who will destroy something if you don't watch their every move.

I can see Gandalf as a little kid shouting spells at any door or wall, trying to open them.

[Meneltarmacil]

I can see Merry and Pippin being those toddlers who will destroy something if you don't watch their every move.

Well they certainly haven't changed very much, have they? smilies/biggrin.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

What about Frodo? I could see him as a little tike who cries his eyes out at the sight of big cloaked figures and very large birds..
And as for Sauron... he'd be that kid who likes to torture his toys.. and have a gang who goes and bullies little kids... but secretly he has a soft side and an affection for jewelry smilies/evil.gif

[ August 07, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

[Sapphire_Flame]

EVERYONE, GO HERE!!! (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1209619) smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Lyta_Underhill]

I know its not quite LOTR, but can anyone imagine what Fëanor's teen years must have been like? smilies/eek.gif

Cheers,
Lyta

[Shire Flower]

Gimli and his friends probably got into competitions to see who could whack the heads off the most action figures before their parents yelled at them!

[Neferchoirwen]

he'd be that kid who likes to torture his toys..

...like Sid in Toy Story... *hyukhyuk*

[Morai]

I can see Arwen as one of those teenagers who reads magazine articles on "How to charm your crush" (must been a very trust worthy advice eh?)

Eowyn would have one of those wooden toy swords, and she'd attack any poor soul that happened to wear a black robe.

[Neferchoirwen]

I see Arwen with Help! I'm falling for an immortal! on the front cover of a teen magazine...

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[Meneltarmacil]

As a little kid, Denethor probably got in trouble a lot for playing with matches.

[Melephelwen]

Elrond would be the serious little guy, who was sitting in his room reading all day and didn't have any friends; the other kids didn't like to talk to him, because he kept telling them how stupid they were, when they could believe that ... whatever, but you get my picture!

Sam would always do what mummy and daddy said, including gartnering 'n stuff smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Finiel]

ledolas and arwen would always end up pulling each other's hair.

aragorn would be a little arrogant like "Step aside dude, yah don't wanna mess up with a future king". hehehe

Gandalf would always end up being scolded for smoking at a young age.

Feanor is the angsty teen-ager.

The hobbits were fat little boys who spell DISASTER.

Eowyn is the kid who always cut her hair so that people thought that she's Eomer (a reason why Eomer is annoyed). Eomer and Theoden's son always bullied Eowyn 'coz she wanted to play with the boys but they dont want to.

Arwen, Leggy, and Saruman would always share beauty secrets.

Gollum would be addicted to chocolate gold coins.

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[peonydeepdelver]

Smeagol would have sharing issues. Bad sharing issues.

Merry and Pippin would be the two popular kids that have their own secret handshake, and know what each other are gonna say.

Wormtongue would be one of those gothic kids that sit in the corner and wish they had a girlfriend, but are too scary for anyone to like.

[Meela]

Wormtongue would be one of those gothic kids that sit in the corner and wish they had a girlfriend, but are too scary for anyone to like.

Didn't put me off smilies/smile.gif

Tom Bombadil ~ star of the school choir.

[ August 22, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Sapphire_Flame]

Tom Bombadil ~ star of the school choir.
Right on, Meela. smilies/biggrin.gif

Everyone would think Legolas was a girl. And he'd have a tendency to run into things (what, you think he was always graceful?). And Pippin wouldn't be able to say his own name correctly...
(Go read Fellowship of the Nursery (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1209619) if you want to find out more about this stuff...)

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Goldberry]

Denethor would have been a pyro. smilies/evil.gif

Oh I just read Meneltarmacil's post:
As a little kid, Denethor probably got in trouble a lot for playing with matches.

just what i was thinking smilies/biggrin.gif

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[Maikadurwen]

saruman as a toddler liked to give himself a manicure smilies/wink.gif

[peonydeepdelver]

Happy 100th post, Maikadurwen! smilies/biggrin.gif

Gimli would be shaving since he was eight.

Boromir would be the the big brother who picks on Faramir because Denethor always was nicer to Boromir.

[Daewen]

I think that Legolas would be thought of as gay because he looks so perfect all the time

Elrond would be a really smart kid, but all the other kids would be kind of intimidated by him since he's so smart. He'd always be reading and stuff.

I don't know why, but for some reason I think that Frodo would eat a lot of strawberry ice cream. I'm serious, I don't know where that came from, but I do...

[Finwe]

I think that Legolas would be the freakily perfectionist kid (like me! smilies/biggrin.gif) who always seems to get straight A's, and always looks impeccably groomed (ok, that is sooo not me!).

[Morai]

What about Frodo? I could see him as a little tike who cries his eyes out at the sight of big cloaked figures and very large birds..


Don't forget screaming every time he sees a blue toy sword.
I think that Legolas would be thought of as gay because he looks so perfect all the time
Ah, but we know why don't we, Mom's attempts at making him a Moma's boy. (i.e. blallet lessons, constant vistits to the hair salons)

saruman as a toddler liked to give himself a manicure
Imagine poor Saruman at violin lessons! "I don't care who you are Saruman of Many colors or not, you have to clip your nails to play the violin!"

[ElenCala Isil]

...like Sid in Toy Story... *hyukhyuk*
Yeaaah, I couldn't remember the kids name, so I didn't mention it. Thanks for pointing it out smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Merry, he'd be the kid who always ate his veggies and whom all the other kids called 'Mary'

[Lily]

I think Legolas and Aragorn would be very athletic and be in all the sports in school. Also every last girl would have a crush on them.

Arwen would be that snoty popular girl since she was an elf princess. She would always brag about being Elrond's daughter and all.

Sam would be that kid who loved Science class especially if it was about plants.

Frodo would be that normal kid you thought nothing was going to happened to him.

Merry and Pippin who be like Denis the menis times two. Teasing girls, bother people, always trying to help but making things worse.

Gandlaf as a kid?.....geez I donno I think his spells who be on whack!! His lightning bolts and fire balls going every which way at home.

Gimli would be that kid who never did his homework, and always spoke his mind to the teachers!!

Boromir would be a daddy's boy but Faramir would always be off playing in the woods.

Saurman would be the best friend of Gandalf always helping him with his spells, but always looking down on other people.

WormT who be that kid in the corner who no one talks to.

Eowyn would always try to get away as a boy or playing with swords Eomer would be very protective of his sister and also start a club called the Rohirrim Club.

Treebeard would be trying to grow up quickly, but when he did he got more slow.

Gollum would be a very happy child. Especially on his birthday!

I may be back with more right now I can't think of any more charaters!

[Meneltarmacil]

Hang on, reviving topic.

Aragorn would always be yelled at for playing in mud puddles and dirtying up the house, plus grossing Elrond and his mom out with whatever frog/lizard/bug/etc. he managed to find in the woods.

Boromir would get into mischief all the time (such as breaking Denethor's favorite suit of armor, picking branches off the White Tree, etc.) and then blame it on Faramir so he wouldn't get in trouble for it. And Denethor would always think Boromir was so perfect and that Faramir was getting into trouble when it was really the other way around all the time.

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[Morai]

And Denethor would always think Boromir was so perfect and that Faramir was getting into trouble when it was really the other way around all the time.

I can totally see that. Denethor would probably say "Faramir, why can't you be more like you brother Boromir?"

Imagine Deagol and Smeagol as kids. They would probably fight over everything. "No, I had it first!"

"But it's my birthday!"

[Nimrothiel]

Mehehehehehehe!!! I just imagined the Nazgul as the "Little Rascals!" This would make a good parody, but I'm to lazy to write one. smilies/redface.gif

Sauron would be the kid who pulls wings off flies to watch them wriggle.

Pippin and Merry would always get in trouble for throwing drinking parties on the weekend.

Smeagol would be the kid who filches pocket money from his mom's purse. "My preciousss coins! They are so shiny and bright!"

Faramir would be the shy, cute guy who always sits at the back of the class. Boromir would be the loud, annoying, yet somehow respected jock.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Well, it did say in The Fellowship of the Ring, when Frodo was you he often stole mushrooms from farmer maggot.
What would Gimli look like? *ewwww* *giggle* smilies/evil.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/wink.gif

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Boromir would be the kid who pulls the fire alarm and blames the poor kid who just happens to walk by......

Sauron would be the gothic-delinquint

Aragorn would be the one tracking his muddy boots everywhere, yet still gets A's in every class

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Er......just for the heck of it....I'd be the bespecticaled Hobbit teen in the corner with a wooden sword and various books on my desk: 'Learn Elvish: Amaze Your Friends!','How to be a Ranger','Swordfighting 101. I'd keep passing notes to Aragorn asking to borrow his sword...... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Samwise]

Sam would be that kid who loved Science class especially if it was about plants.
Teacher: "And Sam, what are you going to be when you grow up?"

Sam: "Well, ma'am...either a bi- a b- well, someone who stuidies plants, if you follow me--'r a garder-ner. "

[periachel ellerina]

wee!!! if all the riders of rohan would be kids they would be riding on four wheeled bicycles!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Awww! That's so cute! I can just imagine a 5-year-old Eomer yelling "Forth Eorlingas!" and waving a toy sword.

Oh and welcome to the Downs, periachel ellerina
!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Ainaserkewen]

I saw this original play last year called "Bilbo's Lost Journal". Don't ask...it was terrible! I mean...pick up a book people. Anywho, they had a little Legolas in there, he was adorable. He looked like Inuyasha as a boy if you know who that is. He and his elf friends were always practicing their shots with arrows and making fun of Legolas for being prince. It was adorable.

I think that Sauron didn't have much of a childhood. Sitting in the heavens beyond next to Melkor singing 2 part harmonies all the time. Fun. Gandalf too, only he'd sit next to Manwe cause he's in wit da Windlord y'all.

Our hobbits would have had the best childhood. Frodo, Pippin and Merry off in the fields terrorizing the neighbors and eating their mushrooms. I wonder when they all met anyway. I'm sure Frodo met Sam through Bilbo though.

[periachel ellerina]

i thank thee, amariden! i have another one...

if aragorn and arwen were kids, i'm sure aragorn's going to pick the flowers from a random shrub in rivendell and give it arwen... arwen the kid's reaction? aaaaaaaAAAAAACCCHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Fire-Galad]

I know this isn't true to the books but here it goes.

Little Legolas and little Gimli would always play tricks on each other. Like Legolas would steal Gimli's favorite axe and run back to Mirkwood as Gimli tries to catch him but can't. Gimli, to get revenge, would steal Legolas's lucky bow, hid it, and laugh as he watches Legolas try and find it.

[Naz]

I can just imagine a 5-year-old Eomer yelling "Forth Eorlingas!" and waving a toy sword.

I gotta draw this now! A bunch of lil Rohirrim riding four wheelers, Eomer leading.. Eowyn running to keep up behind them going "Hey wait! HEY WAAIT!"

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[Kransha]

The Mouth of Sauron....with a pacifier!

Young Denethor playing with fire for the very first time!

Treebeard the acorn, not a pretty picture.

[Saraphim]

~Faramir would be constantly getting picked on, and Boromir would have to come to his rescue

~Eomer, Theodred, Eothain, ect would always have been making little barrow-forts and wouldn't let Eowyn join their 'eored club'

~Morgoth and Sauron would have had thier own little gang and gone around stealing lunch money and giving out wedgies!

~Pippin would be constantly putting everything in his mouth as a toddler

~Sam would always have been anoyed at Rose for tagging along when he went to play with her brothers

~Gandalf setting his first cherry bomb underneath Saruman as he sits down

Well, that's the best I've got!

[Morai]

if aragorn and arwen were kids, i'm sure aragorn's going to pick the flowers from a random shrub in rivendell and give it arwen... arwen the kid's reaction? aaaaaaaAAAAAACCCHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
I can just see those two on Valentines Day!
Aragon and Arwen would be sitting in class, their special little "mail boxes" all made, ready to recieve valentines and candy.
Aragon would cautiously tip-toe over to Arwen's desk, wait until she wasn't paying attention and sneak a valentine into her paper mail box.

[Miriel Undomiel]

A short kid with beard? Weird....

[Vanwatholiel]

This is gonna sound so lame, but... -
Arwen always got her haired pulled, and

someone pulled a prank on Leggy and threw a water balloon at him. Bullseye. Leggy looks like a drowned rat! lol So lame.

Bilbo got in trouble for bringing pipe weed to school and smoking it in the boys bathroom.

Gimli's beard gets declared a national hazard zone, and a national safety device. He hides in it during tornados. When children walk by him, they disappear. Strangely enough, his beard grows twice the rate it normally does when kids vanish.

Sauron secretly joined the art club.

Gandalf got seriously injured tripping over his long cloak. It was Saruman's spare one. He forgot his.

Haldir got suspended a lot for fighting and bringing daggers to school. Sauron irritated him.

Merry and Pippin made up a club, and they set their club house on fire by launching a rocket in it by accident. :rolleyes:

[Morai]

Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn would get in trouble for bringing their weapons to school.

Tom Bomadil would constantly get sent to time out for singing in the middle of class. Though he did well in music class and choir.

I think Elrond would be one of those kids who thinks he knows everything. He would spend his lunch hour arguing with the Principle or the cafeteria lady.

[Elianna]

Celeborn would always be watching his grandfather Elmo on Seaseme Street. (no kidding, grab Unfinished Tales, his name is Elmo!!)

[Sakalaru]

umm... this gonna be stupid but..

Frodo- a quiet little hobbit always reading a book, maybe like the class brains or something.

Sam- studying biology and reading about plants, or spending alot of time under trees during play-time.

Merry and Pippin- would be playing jokes on everyone and doing things equivalent to unscrewing the cabinet hinges and pouring milk over the floor to help 'clean up'. maybe greasing the monkey bars.

Legolas- quiet, quiet, quiet... and using dwarf-shaped targets for practice.

Gimli- swinging an axe around and dreaming of beating up dragons (Smaug) and elves.

Aragorn, Elladan, and Elrohir- running around playing pranks on eachother and generally terrorizing the good elves/people of Rivendell

Gandalf, Saruman, Sauron- scary.... were they ever little to begin with? I bet they were 'born' old or something... But if they were little, they would be tiny terrors- worse than aragorn, the twins, or the hobbits.

Eomer and Eowyn- Eowyn always wants to play with Eomer and the rest and gets ignored so she goes and grabs her own play sword and beats them all up until they let her play with them

Arwen- would be daddy's little girl and an overdramatic - (arwen hater, sorry) of course, if she followed the books, she might be a bit more tolerable. I imagine she would keep getting mad at her father and going off to lorien to complain to granny.

Elrond and Glorfindel- would play up the 'balrog-slayer' thing alot, even though he didn't do it. he'd get mad everytime Elrond came around and said very pointedly that Glorfindel was lying and many little elves would get bored with Elrond's following speech about the history of the elves on ME

[Miriel Undomiel]

Poor Faramir... He would always do nice things so he'd be loved by his father, but Boromir ended up with getting the credit and all the love...

When Denethor was a kid, he'd wet his bed every night. You know what they say: If you play with matches, you'll wet your bed at night.:)

[Ellwyn]

A little off-topic (and I will get back ON topic after this), but do you think they would have different classes than the modern school? i.e. swordfighting, target practice, horse riding? Anyway....

I thought that was quite funny, Kransha, about Treebeard being an acorn. hehehehehehehehe....

Faramir would definitely be the quite kid reading and Boromir would always deny that they were brothers infront of his friends (kind of hard to do though, eh?) and kids might be scared of Boromir because he would be the future Steward.

Elrond as a kid would be a kind of sci-fi geek but without the sci-fi.. you get my meaning? And he would be proclaiming the future doom of the world and kids would back away slowly....

[Ar-Wilson the Mighty]

Sauron would have fallen in with all the bad kids at school-

Melkor- "Hey Sauron, can I let you in on a little secret"

Sauron- "Yeah!, What is it?"

Melkor- "Well tonight me and Ungoliant are gonna kill those trees over there, if you dont tell anyone Ill let you play with my Angband toy set"

[Angry Brandybuck]

Merry and Pippin (or as they prefer to be known, The Mez-Master and Pipster) would be those two kids who do that thing where one goes on his hands and knees behind your legs and the other pushes you over while pretending to talk to you.

(not the most eloquent thing I've ever written but you try explaining it!)

[Everdawn]

Ever seen Holy Grail?

I imagine him as that prince...

Legsie: I just want to....SING!!!!!

[warrenerd]

i think gimli would've been the kind of baby that's so ugly he's cute. eowyn would definitely be the rebellious teenager. aragorn would be quiet and stern even as a child, i think. legolas? hmm... he's so old, i can't even imagine. frodo, of course, would always be running about the shire, pretending to be on adventures. sam would be playing in the garden, dreaming of the day when he would have his own. merry and pip... well, i think we all know; they were practically children when they were first introduced anyway. that's all that i can imagine. great thread, though. interesting posts.

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Originally posted by Naz
I gotta draw this now! A bunch of lil Rohirrim riding four wheelers, Eomer leading.. Eowyn running to keep up behind them going "Hey wait! HEY WAAIT!"

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Awwww....that's cool, Naz! :smokin:

[Amariden Ravenhill]

The picture I posted is it for a wallpaper I made.......:D

[Nimrothiel]

*Ever seen Holy Grail?

I imagine him as that prince...

Legsie: I just want to....SING!!!!!*
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! That's priceless; I haven't laughed this hard in a while.:D Radagast would be the kid who volunteers to work at an aviary and always has bird droppings on his robes.

[Finwe]

Elrond would definitely be a major pessimist and run around screaming "DOOM!!!!" at the top of his lungs.

[Morai]

Elrond would definitely be a major pessimist and run around screaming "DOOM!!!!" at the top of his lungs.

I could see that. Perhaps Morgoth would be that defiant gothic kid, you know, fake tears on his cheeks, always wearing black. He would always do the strange projects, even if it meant disobeying the teachers orders.

[Amariden Ravenhill]

I imagine Boromir, Aragorn and even Legolas as the school pranksters, yet they're the kids who make very loyal, awesome friends......:D


:eek: Hmmm....it appears Boromir never grew out of the pranking phase (yes.....I made this.....):eek:

[Miriel Undomiel]

What about Gollum? If he got a new pencil from the teacher, he'd run around hissing: ''She gave it to uss.... Yes...yess...So bright..so beautiful...my preciousss!!!!''

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Ah...good idea! :D

[Elven Hunter]

I can imagine Gimli and Legolas competing against each other, stepping on ants and then Gimli suddenly says "Hey, That doesn't count as one".

Merry and Pippin picking on the tomboyish Eowyn.

Frodo's milk bottle is being taken by Smeagol and Sam comes to the rescue.

Bilbo always writing in his private diary.

Elrond being the studious type always telling others how low their IQ is.

Saruman playing barbie and bragging that someday he will rule the world.

Gandalf reading fairy tale books where he learned his magic. (Bipiti Bopiti Boo -Cinderella)

Denethor creating sand castles.

Aragorn with a wooden sword playing "Three Musketeers" with Boromir and Faramir.

[Nimrothiel]

*Saruman playing barbie and bragging that someday he will rule the world.*
Roflmao!!!! :D Hahahaha....sorry, *gasp*...hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh, the image is priceless and we lovesss it, yesss we doesss my preciousssss.

(I'm so happy, I bought the wall mounted replica of "Sting!")

[Mithalwen]

Yeah Leggie would be a fat, spotty kid with glasses who would turn up in sixthform three stone lighter with contact lenses and evidence of a clearasil addiction....

Arwen would have been a prissy princess (but excellent at needlework) very wilful - and spoilt because everyone was so sorry about what happened to her mother. Her best friend would be a rather plain girl who made her look even better and although most of the other girls found her annoying they would have tried to make friends cos they fancied her brothers...... who were just to cool to take any notice of them..

[wilwarin538]

~ How about Denethor going crazy in the gym by picking up all the volleyballs and trying to see something in them ( haha palantir)
~ Legolas always looking in his loker mirror
~ Smeagol taking all the girls jewelry
~ Merry and Pippin puting woopy cushions everywhere
~ Boromir blaming everything on Faramir
~ Gandalf showing off all the cool shapes he can blow bubbles into
~ Saruman with pink nailpolish
~ Sam always giving flowers to Rosie
~ Sauron always trying to perfect his plans to take over ME
~ Elrond telling everybody the exact day the earth will end
~ Aragorn under Arwen`s balcony and Arwen saying " Aragorn, Aragorn, where art thou Aragorn" and him trying to throw her a rose but its to far and he ends up climing a tree to give it to her, ending the romantic moment
Well then.......ahh.....thats all I can think of, maybe Ill get more later.

[Mithalwen]

Aragorn, would have been one of those little kids who always get filthy and scream blue murder when you try to bath them.......

Faramir, would have always been trying to escape to the library while his father would be always sending him on out of bound courses and teaching him to swim by throwing him in the river ....

[Mithalwen]

Somehow I think that Feanor may have been the very first to utter the immortal words "It's my ball and I'm going home now" ........ and the others would always have had to play his game,
to his rules.....

[Morai]

Aragorn would always walk around the play ground in a dark cloak, despite the school dress code, and would frequently visit the Prancing Pony Lemonade stand.

Pippin and Merry would come too, and ask for their lemonade in pints. Then Pippin would get hyper and out of control after having too much sugar in his drink.

[yavanna II]

What about Frodo? I could see him as a little tike who cries his eyes out at the sight of big cloaked figures and very large birds..
And as for Sauron... he'd be that kid who likes to torture his toys.. and have a gang who goes and bullies little kids... but secretly he has a soft side and an affection for jewelry smilies/evil.gif

[ August 07, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

i can see sauron as the sid guy in toy story, or andy when woody was kidnapped(toy story 2)

Gandalf as a teenager.... that's different.
Boromir as a kid who impresses his daddy, Faramir jealous....

[Morai]

Lobeila would constantly follow Bilbo around, teasing him and insisting on his lunch money daily on the playground.

Legolas and Gimli would always compete in Gym class. "That STILL only counts as one!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Legolas and Gimli would always compete in Gym class. "That STILL only counts as one!"

That was Gimli's reply as Legolas rained in three-pointer after three-pointer over him while he only managed the occasional layup.

Sauron was constently in the principal's office for reported ring-thieving (only the little kiddie plastic ones of course, they all start small).

Saruman got in trouble for cursing when he couldn't get up the stairs thanks to his XXL cloak (only those who've watched the extended commentary stuff would get this one :p).

[Morai]

Just about anyone would get in trouble for bringing weapons to school. I can see Gandalf whining (yes whining) "You wouldn't take an old man's staff?"

Then the vice principal would reply "You don't look like an old man to me, you're only in the 3rd grade!"

[Vanwatholiel]

OMG! Everone's is hilarious! Good job. Um.. drawing a blank right now ::gasp!:: Morgoth is on a wedgie rampage! Help! I dont think I will be able to use the bathroom any more. Sorry TMI. just wanted to try out my new Avatar. Isn't it positively luscious? Ok sorry im gone. :rolleyes: Lovin Leggy! :p

Namarie! :D

[yavanna II]

eLROND: an AUTHISTIC kid in the corners who predicts the future
Galadriel: a cute girl but very ambitious & nerdy and everytime there's a quiz....."i passed the test....."
Sam: Best in Botany kid, hated by all coz of his bugging Mr Frodo [or suspected a gay!!!} :eek:

Sauron : kid always losing his glasses oand/or cracking his contact lenses :confused:

Gollum: Everyday's my birthhhhdaaaaaay.....

[Morsul the Dark]

Gandalf at home making fire cracker

mom comes in " Gandalf you'll never get anywhere if all you do is play with fire"

Balrog aas a child out in the the forest by the river

"i'm hot I'll go take a swim!"
mom "Edward Isaac Balrog don't take nother stgep toweards that water!"

[Mithalwen]

Why do mothers go for the full name when they are trying to stop you in your tracks.... I was always known by the short form of my name but then every so often it would be the full 4 syllables + middle name + surname ="What do you think you're doing?"

I think Elf princes are all budding delinquents - they either have to find their own realm or kick around half hoping Daddy will be murdered or slain in battle so they can be top dog.... I reckon that Thranduil asked Elrond to get Leggie out of the way for a while to stop him moping around the palace being bored and that the Dunedain had to take on Elladan and Elrohir in return for all that free board and lodging and fostering of their dependents.... I always think there is something a bit sinister about those boys...they should have gopt ovbert dressing alike a couple of millenia previously and it may be coincidental that chieftains of the Dunedain tend to meet unfortunate ends in their company but I think it is displacement activity.... :p

[Sapphire_Flame]

Treebeard the acorn

I couldn't resist!!!

[Morgoth's Apprentice]

LOTR characters as children.,..ouch.

Sauron would be the kid who always likes to stare at everybody.
The Mouth of Sauron never brushed his teeth when he was little.
Morgoth was the one kid everyone else's parents used to scare them with.
All 9 of the Nazgul formed a screamo band that went horribly wrong.
Gollum was one of those people who never got what he wanted then was probably arrested numerous times for thievery. He evidently picked up a passion for rings while in prison.


Thats what I got right now.