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Mithadan

11-13-2000, 05:38 PM

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Re: saurons last words

"Curse him, Bagginsss! We hatesss him! We hatesss him for ever!"

--Mithadan--
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were kindled clear, and waxing bright
shone like stars that in the North
above the reek of earth leap forth." </p>

Envinyatar 7

11-14-2000, 04:46 AM

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Re. Sauron last words

"It's always the same,always the same, I fight terrible enemies for Morgoth and they kick him up, and when I finally got a little land for me and my servants, that stupid Gollum kills me. Why do the good ones always win??? WHY?? Always the same, always the same..."

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Zoe

11-14-2000, 05:06 AM

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last words

To quote somebody else in a different forum:

Oh s***!

Or perhaps he could have said something like:

moohoohahaha! You think that destroying the ring would really destroy me?! You thought wro -- oh crap, you were right.... aaaaagh.

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Lady Eowyn

11-14-2000, 12:14 PM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/vilya.jpg" align=absmiddle> Re: last words

<img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Well, whatever he said, I hope he felt like he's really, really, really stupid <img src=wink.gif ALT=";)">

And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom</p>

HerenIstarion

11-14-2000, 12:16 PM

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o mamma mia, uno momento sinistro

he was dancing singing "oops, I did it again"

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Suldaledhel

11-14-2000, 01:43 PM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> Re: o mamma mia, uno momento sinistro

Hmmmm praps it wasnt so thought out as a quote.... it was probably a simple 'Crap!' <img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Loles!!!!!

"See, half-brother! This is sharper than thy tounge. Try but once more to usurp my place and the love of my father, and maybe it will rid the Noldor of one who seeks to be master of thralls." -Feanor to Fingolfin- -=I may be found merrymaking at either <a href=http://pub24.ezboard.com/bmountgundabad>Mount Gundabad</a> or at <a href=http://www.barrowdowns.com/>The Barrow Downs</a>=-</p>

Lady Eowyn

11-14-2000, 05:49 PM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> Re: o mamma mia, uno momento sinistro

<img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> LOL H-I

And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom</p>

Zoe

11-15-2000, 01:18 AM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> Re: H-I

The ending which never made it into the book:

"...and then, still dancing and singing 'Oops, I did it again', Sauron went up in flames. As his music (and him, for that matter) died out, peace was restored in the Middle Earth, and the quality of music increased 10-fold."

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quam

11-15-2000, 06:31 AM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> Re: H-I

hmm, actually britney could be Sauron in a disguise: think about her(his?) inabiltity to make sth. new, the way she tries to rule the world, the hundreds of stupid teenagers 'protecting' her like Orcs,...<img src=smile.gif ALT=":)"> What the ring is however, I have no idea<img src=smile.gif ALT=":)">

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coprophage7

11-15-2000, 09:18 AM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> last words

How about:
"Well, so much for being 'Lord of the Rings.' I should have become 'Lord of the Bracelets' like my mom said."

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Balin999

11-15-2000, 11:57 AM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> Sauron

really funny answers <img src=smile.gif ALT=":)"> <img src=smile.gif ALT=":)">
keep them coming

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Mister Underhill

11-15-2000, 12:00 PM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> Re: last words

Nice theory, quam. I have an idea: Belly Ring of Power?

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Suldaledhel

11-15-2000, 01:49 PM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> Re: last words

Loles!!! <img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> but what of the nine?? <img src=wink.gif ALT=";)">

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Balin999

11-16-2000, 12:08 PM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> the nine

imagine the nine dancing around Sauron in the Void screaming "we've always told you that you should keep an eye on Orodruin but nooooooooooo our mighty dark lord doesnt need to pay attention! "

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Morgul

11-17-2000, 10:38 AM

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last words...

What the h**l was that????

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Balin999

11-17-2000, 11:37 AM

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re

now that were the nine ringwraiths (you know those guys with the lesser rings given to them by sauron) after sauron's defeat dancing around him in the void ... and shouting at him what a fool he was
not too difficult i think <img src=wink.gif ALT=";)">

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Grand Admiral Reese

11-17-2000, 04:23 PM

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Re: re

Sauron's last words as the Ring was destroyed: Uh-oh.

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burrahobbit

11-17-2000, 04:40 PM

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Re: Sauron's Last Words

<blockquote>Quote:<hr> Ah, weak dude, seriously<hr></blockquote>

What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pocket, anyways?</p>

HerenIstarion

11-18-2000, 01:08 PM

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<img src="http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/posticons/bluepal.jpg" align=absmiddle> nicier and nicier, as Alice said

loooooooooooooooooooooool

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Nazgoth

11-19-2000, 11:52 PM

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Re: Sauron's Last Words

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky HOBBITS!!"

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HerenIstarion

11-20-2000, 12:27 PM

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naass-s-s-sty hobbits-s-ses

they are spoooo-o-o-oky

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The Glorious Dead

11-24-2000, 04:20 PM

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Re: naass-s-s-sty hobbits-s-ses

"Owww!! Ah crap, I knew I shouldn't have been frying bacon naked!! Bloody hot bacon fat! Oh wait a sec, that's not what that feeling is. FUC-"

The end.<img src=smile.gif ALT=":)">

For when the swine repent their sins I shall be there, ready to pass my almighty judgement upon their accursed souls. I am the reaper divine, I eat the hearts of the damned! Beware, ye of little faith in my majesty, for I shall rule this pitiful world. You are mine, bow down.</p>

lindil

11-25-2000, 09:13 AM

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Sauron qoutes Gandalf

to the Nine:
"Fly you fools!!!!"

Just then his life flashing before him he remembers his last feelings of repentance when speaking w/ Eonwe about returning to the Valar for judgement after the destuction of Beleriand.

and then to no one in particular:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ooooooo............ !

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Brishtog the Dispoiler

08-29-2003, 07:49 AM

Gollum fell into the melting fluid and the ring was destroyed. Some miles away an ancient maiar got off his chair and took a look out of his window. behind him some orcs brought his baggage and his sunglasses. he knew this was a place he wouldn't be able to visit for a long time. He would miss the darkness and the smell, maybe he'd even miss some orcs.
a black rider took off his black cape and sat down. "Oh **** . Where we gonna go master?" he said, drinking a Bloody Mary. Some orc gave his feet a massage and sometimes the nazgul cuddled calmly.
Sauron turned around majestically and inspected his baggage before he formed his last words in Middle-Earth, not as loud and evil as usual: "Would you mind getting a little closer? I'm shivering."

THE END

Arothir

08-29-2003, 08:02 AM

Sauron would have said,"Gollum you clumsy oaf, look what you've dooooneee!"(Strange sound effects as Sauron fades away)

Estelyn Telcontar

08-29-2003, 08:08 AM

This bit of ancient history is obviously not a serious book discussion - I'm moving it to the Middle-earth Mirth forum. Please continue to enjoy there!

Meela

08-29-2003, 08:16 AM

The obvious one:

"I'll be back."

Turambar

08-29-2003, 08:33 AM

I’ve just had eighteen straight whiskeys; I think that's a record."

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh

08-29-2003, 08:59 AM

Going from the description in the book, I'd say it went something like this:

Sauron is gazing into his Palantír. By his side is a small table bearing a mug of ale and a bowl of assorted dainties. He is watching the big match

Sauron: Foolish mortals! They cannot stand against the might of Sauron! My army will crush them like ants, and when the treasure they bear is in my hands I shall rule this world as I see fit. I shall punish this interfering lackey of the Valar with torments he has not imagined in his most terrifying nightmares! You surprise me, Olórin: I knew you to be a fool, but I did not believe that you would prove a madman! You will be cast into my deepest dungeon to be a plaything of my captains, but first you will watch as I break your petty king in pieces before you.

At this moment at the Sammath Naur Frodo claims the Ring

Sauron: What? One dares to challenge me here in my own realm? Fly, my Nazgûl! Bring him before me, and the Ring to my hand. Your failure is at hand, Olórin. It was a bold stroke but you should have known that it would fail, for none may cast aside the One. You have proved the weaker, as has your puny emissary.

He turns back to his Palantír, just in time to see an Orc cut down a man of Gondor with a particularly vicious back-hander

Sauron: Oh, well played, that man! Bravo! Bring me that pretend King, my minions! Bring him to me alive! Wait a moment: where's that idiot pretender gone? He's not wearing it. What's he done with my precious Ring? No! He cannot have done it! I myself could not do it! Stop him, ye wraithlords! Your own existence hangs in the balance! Stop... Oh, sod it.

As the Ring falls into the boiling heart of Mount Doom, Sauron waves his fist at the ceiling

Sauron: If this is your idea of a joke it's in poor taste even for you, you ba...

Sauron boils away into a shadow of malice. Barad Dûr collapses; the army of Mordor crumbles; eucatastrophe reigns, etc, etc.

Rimbaud

08-29-2003, 09:13 AM

Sauron: Looking good.

Events at Mount Rather-Forboding take a turn for the worse.

Sauron: Ach well. (Watches Ring fizzle and pop into oblivion). Better to burn out than to fade away.

Slowly begins to dissipate, unravelling like so many knitting similes.

Sauron: (indistinctly) That's just not even funny.

Casts baleful eye rather vaguely upwards and then is gone.

Mister Underhill

08-29-2003, 09:21 AM

Trembling with rage, fists shaking, face reddening, Sauron turns his face heavenward and screams:

"KKKHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!"

ElenCala Isil

08-29-2003, 10:40 AM

curses, overthrown by hobbits... Morgoth is going to be all over me.. I better paint his drawers urple to get even...

Meneltarmacil

08-29-2003, 11:43 AM

I'll bet his last words went something like this:

(*censored*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alphaelin

08-29-2003, 11:46 PM

Sauron's attention is diverted from the battle when Frodo claims the Ring.

"Hey, Nazgul! There are hobbits in Mt. Doom!! I told you to spray for them."

Mutters to himself, "You can't find good help anywhere these days."

Everdawn

08-30-2003, 02:14 AM

"FRODO LIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!"

Hehe, seemed funny at the time.

elfearz1

08-30-2003, 10:13 AM

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky HOBBITS!!" aww that's what I was going to say

ok, this is what he said grabbing onto Nazgul #3's arm and weeping bitterly: "Oh, I don't wanna die! Oh, please. I don't wanna die! Oh, please. Oh, please. Don't Let go of me. Please."
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[ August 30, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

Ascaalphion

08-30-2003, 10:18 AM

i would say it was that way:

sauron comes to mt. doom at the very moment gollum falls into the flames..
he looks at the two hobbits, and with his last strength:

"I am your father, Frodo!"

or

"D'Oh!"

or

"Whoooops"

or

"Bugger"

Horse-Maiden of the Shire

08-30-2003, 10:49 AM

*Sauron is plotting in Barad-dur*

"Ha ha ha...my plan is almost complete."

*senses Frodo putting on the Ring*

"What?!? No! That's my ring! Get it off your bony little finger, ya dirty hobbit!"

*tunes in on his Palantir*

"Wait a minute, what's happening? Dude--no! Ah, man! That's just gross! No, no! Wait! Watch where you're prancing! No! STUPID--"

Daewen

08-30-2003, 11:22 AM

Ahhh! Pepper spray!!!! Nooooo!!! Not the pepper spray! Anything but that!

arianrod

09-02-2003, 10:44 PM

I don't think he really had any 'last words'. I think he was sitting comfortably in Barad-dûr, maybe reading the Morgul Times, sipping a cup of boiling hot coffee, generally minding his own buisness, then
BOOM!
He's gone. Quite sad really; poor oaf never knew what hit him. smilies/rolleyes.gif

Anything but Arwen

09-06-2003, 10:57 AM

Probably something along the lines of:

"Oh, Gee. I knew there was something I meant to do - wipe out the hobbits. Dang."

OR

"Hey, I smell bacon. Wait a minute..."

OR

"Oi! Who's been cooking onions again?!"

OR

He was listening to Nirvana "Scentless Apprentice" singing the last bit : "You can't fire me because I quit, throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit"

Yeah, Ok, I'll shut up now. It seemed funny at the time.

Linnamalle

09-06-2003, 12:51 PM

"PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!!"

elf-girl-63

09-07-2003, 07:50 AM

I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling hobbits! (and men and elves and dwarves and wizards and gollum and- Oh s***!!!)

Iarhen

09-09-2003, 12:58 PM

I loved that theory that Britney might be Sauron...

But if B is S, then my guess is...

Melkor is back!!! And his name now is MADONNA!! smilies/biggrin.gif

LOL!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Anything but Arwen

09-11-2003, 11:56 AM

Highly traumatising mental images of Melkor/Morgoth in...a cowboy hat. And a dress.

Please, someone, shoot me...please...

Kalimac

09-11-2003, 12:36 PM

Oh, come now. Everyone knows that Sauron's last word was -

"ROSEBUD!"

Eruantalon

09-11-2003, 04:36 PM

Saurons eye is watching the great battle when he turns to a black rider and says.

"Dude wheres my ring?"

"Hobbits no not them !!!!!"

"Ohhhhhh sucks to be me ahhhhhhhhhh"

Then dies in a flash with only a tiny green glob on his lazy boy.

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Meneltarmacil

09-11-2003, 05:14 PM

"Hahaha...DIE DIE DIE! Muahaha! *Frodo puts on the ring* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
*thinks*I really should have listened to Eonwe... I really...should..have...listened...to...oh, screw it. *disappears*

Please, someone, shoot me...please...*BANG* smilies/wink.gif

(edit) Sorry, this was just one of my weird moments. smilies/rolleyes.gif (/edit)

[ September 11, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]

Everdawn

09-12-2003, 01:33 AM

"PLease nooo!!!!! ill never be alive to read Harry Potter 6!"

Daewen

09-16-2003, 03:58 PM

How about:

OH MY ERU!!! HE'S GOT PEPPER SPRAY!!! ARGH!

Stayin alive, stayin alive, ah, ah, ah *dies*

Everybody limbo now!

I'm dying, Praying,Bleeding And screaming.
Am I too lost to be saved ? Am I too lost ?
My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My God! My Tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.

Esgallhugwen

09-17-2003, 02:18 PM

ahhahaaha stupid fat hobbit got his finger bitten off... no wait don't....you buffoon!!! your going to.... oh s***!!!!!!

(influenced by horse maiden)

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Lily

09-17-2003, 02:38 PM

I got this from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

*Sauron is tied up and blind folded, Frodo stands by the Fire of Mount Doom holding the Ring over the flames*

Frodo: Any last words?

*Sauron thinks* Sauron: Yeah! *Starts to sing* Ohhh...I wish I were in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! "fade out with song* *Porky Pig comes out of a wall that says in the back Ringy Toons*

Porky: Aby aby aby...That's all folks!

(Sorry I thought it was funny at the time. I'll go now *walks out the door singing I wish I were in Dixie*)