Freaky Friday! (no i'm not on the wrong fansite!)

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

So, I finally got around to watching Freaky Friday, and I (being the ring-nut that I am) started wondering what would happen in the Fellowship's case. Like if for example Legolas and Gimli suddenly switched bodies and none of the others in the Fellowship knew. chaotic, right?

Gimli- Oh my *Elbereth* my hair is like the fur off of a yak's butt.
Legolas- Oh yeah? Well I think *your* hair is beautiful. And by the way, I think that all elves are prissy manicured snobs and it was *our* fault that dwarves hate *us*
Gimli- It was soo the dwarves' fault!!! I mean I myself can hardly stand them! So dirty and smelly and coated in mud!
Legolas- stupid elves!
Gimli- stupid dwarves!
Legolas- nuh uh!
Gimli- uh HUH!
.....

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 4:14 PM December 12, 2003: Message edited by: Lady Snickerdoodle ]

[Ari Made Me Come Here]

Haha. Loil. Hmm...what to say? This would have been a good place to use the "prettiest, dammit" line, Lady Snickerdoodle. That would be entertaining though. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

what kind of a name is "Ari Made Me come here"?! *cough* maybe I should bring up loiling wobmats and THEN see how you feel! anyway. (ops/mods ignore this please...)

[Ari Made Me Come Here]

Oooops; that's actually kind of true!

Thats so mean!!!

[Elennar Starfire]

How about switching Frodo and Boromir?

Frodo: OK, I'm off to Minas Tirith.

Borrums: NOOOOO!!! Get back here! It's MY quest! *attacks Frodo*

Hmmm... The true story of Amon Hen? smilies/evil.gif

[Trippo The Hippo]

How about Denethor and Faramir switch.

Faramir: *lights himself on fire and runs around trying to hug Denethor*

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 9:25 PM December 12, 2003: Message edited by: Trippo The Hippo ]

[ElenCala Isil]

*snickers*

How about the balrog and Gandalf?

Gandalf: YOU CANNOT PA- *throws self off bridge*

[Morai]

Hehe, I can actually see Gandalf doing that. Hm...how bout the Ring Wraith and Frodo?:
The Nazgul looks at his hands and screams.

Frodo on the other hand trying to mount the Ring Wraith's horse in a attempt to bring the ring back to his master. Unfortunately, he is too short, so Frodo remains jumping in the air, but not jumping high enough to achieve his goal....

[Nimrothiel]

*snicker* That's a good one. Sorry about the last post, I didn't mean to offend anyone; I was just stating a fact. smilies/frown.gif

Arwen switches with Glorfindel

Glorfindel: "Yes! I get to be in the movie after all!!"

Arwen: "No fair! PJ picked me, not you! smilies/mad.gif smilies/frown.gif "

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

How about Denethor and Faramir switch.
Faramir: *lights himself on fire and runs around trying to hug Denethor*
lol that is great!

Pippen and Aragorn switch.....

Aragorn- Gandalf I think we should stop here for a while.
Gandalf- Why?
Aragorn- well we've had one breakfast, yes, but what about elevenses? And I think that Moria would be a great shortcut.
Gandalf- but to death and destruction.
Aragorn- no, to mushrooms!

Pippen-*sigh*
Merry- whats up, Pip?
Pippen- I miss Arwen...
Merry- I didn't know you liked her!
Pippen- Yes, I am utterly devoted to her, as she is to me. She gave up immortal life for me, you know. *sigh*
Merry- *ummm* if you say so Pip. but I think you should forget her...
*Eowyn walks by*
Pippen- *jaw drops*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Switch Sauron and Frodo.

Witch-King: Our master is nuts! He called me in to do the chicken-dance with him!
Khamûl: Oooh...a bad sign...

Aragorn: You draw too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill!
Frodo: What the...it's Isildur! Aaah! Get away from me! Don't cut my fingers off! I've just manicured them!
Aragorn: ???

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
-&gt;Elenrod

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Frodo: What the...it's Isildur! Aaah! Get away from me! Don't cut my fingers off! I've just manicured them!
i don't get it... *think think*
(several minutes later)
I GET IT! okay that took a while... lol.

Haha, how about Arwen switching with Eowyn?

Aragorn- *flirty* You are a shield maiden of Rohan...
Eowyn- I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU GO ON THIS STUPID QUEST!!!! *slaps him and grabs the pendant back*

*Elrond walks into Arwens room, but before he gets the chance to say anything...*
Arwen- AAAAHHH!!!! IT"S AGENT SMITH!!! *Matrix-like fighting follows, as she attacks him faster than a speeding bullet*

well, don't you think that Eowyn is (kind of) a Matrix type of person?

[Lindril Arvilya]

Switch Sam and... hmm... Gollum.

Frodo: No, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone!
Gollum: *comes running out of the woods* Of course you are, and I'm going with you!
Sam: *sneaky eyes* No, precious, it's our Masssster, yes!

[Nimrothiel]

Lol! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Amariden Ravenhill]

How about Eowyn switches with........me.

Aragorn: You are a daughter of kings. I do not think that will be your fate. smilies/biggrin.gif

Me: Awww! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! By the way....nice sword!

(Eowyn enters the room)

Eowyn: smilies/eek.gif ACK! smilies/eek.gif

Aragorn watches Eowyn throw a spasmatic fit: Who's that poor, demented Hobbit lass? smilies/frown.gif

ME: Nobody smilies/evil.gif

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Boromir switches bodies with Legolas

Legolas: MUAHAHAHAHAA!! I'm immortal! I cannot die! *starts breakdancing*

Boromir: No you fool! WATCH OUT FOR THAT---

Legolas: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

THUD!!!!!

Boromir: cliff

Legolas: Medic!

[THE Ka]

just because i'm curious... i wondering what would happen if Boromir and i switched bodies... ( Telling everyone personally, he would get the better half of the switch.)
Not only would he get his own exclusive personal office in the underworld, immortality,and he would get to condemn people to an eturnity of firey torment!
while i sadly, would become crazed with a little peice of gold, let it drive me to madness, and die with a guy blubbering all over me. And the ironic thing would be is i would inhabit his body with my immortal soul so, i wouldn't die... sad. I would really scare Aragorn to death when i'd jump up and walk around like nothing happened...

ok enough talking for me. here's what it would kinda be like:

the ka, patiently waiting for boromir to die...

the ka: Come on already! enough with the cheezee lines! just say goodbye! i've got a job to do. And i'm not letting one meezly little soul get in the way of me missing Barabra Strisan's music permiere!

boromir: ehhh.. argh.. the light's coming toward me... i'm ... i'm ...

but then! right before he dies and the ka gets to bring his ka and ba to the underworld for spirital counciling, the magical switch-a-roo-these-spirit's-need-to-be-taught-a-lesson gremlin pops out of no where and switches the ka's phantomistic Elisibeth Hurley-like body outline with boromir's cruddy beatten up, smelly body. (but, they still have their personalities...)


gremlin: heh! i got you now Ka! that's for our last poker game...


the ka (in boromir's body.): Ehh! what the! grr... that's the last time i play poker... wait. wait. WHAT THE! I'm in my client's body! no! no no no no, no! i can't miss seeing barabra strisan! i just can't!

boromir ( in the ka's phantom) : what happended to the bright light? was i supposed to be dying? WHAT THE!? i'm in a woman's body ! a phantom's! is this my punishment?! com on! i said sorry!


well that all, i'm tired. good night .

[DarkRose]

Haha, these are great. smilies/biggrin.gif

What if Legolas and an orc switched?

Orc: I'm..UGLY! OH HORROR OF HORRORS!! WOE OF WOES! *wails*

Legolas: *sniffs self in wonder* Me smell...nice! o_O;

----

Saruman: Tonight you will eat manflesh!

Orc: [while other orcs cheer and stomp their feet] Oh dear heavens! How revolting! *wrinkles nose in disdain*

[meanwhile, while the Fellowship journeys on]

Aragorn: Why are you looking at me like that, Legolas?

Legolas: *sniffs, drools* Mmm.. Manflesh..

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[Morai]

Aragorn: Why are you looking at me like that, Legolas?

Legolas: *sniffs, drools* Mmm.. Manflesh..

Hehe, funny pictures in my head....

What about Eowyn and Theoden switching?

Eowyn: AHH! I look like a women, HOW IN THE WORLD AM I GOING TO FIGHT IN HIGH HEELS!

Theoden: Haha, well, goodbye, I'm off to save the world! (Sticks his tounge out as he rides away)

[Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien]

Hehe, these are awesome!

How about Gollum and Gandalf.

(In Bag End)

Frodo: (holding out the ring) You must take it!

Gandalf: You cannot offer me this ring! (switches)

Frodo: I'm giving it to you!

Gandalf: If the Baggins says so...

Ack *hits self in advance*

[Sirithheruwen]

What about Elrond and Arwen?

Elrond: I'd just like to say, whatever you choose, even if it's that hunk Aragorn, I am perfectly alright with that?

Arwen: *crazy eyebrow thing* Oh no...I...but...NO!!!

Everyone else: O_o

[Morai]

No one has thought of this yet:
The Eye and Frodo switching.

Frodo: "I've got it now. MUHAHAHA. Wait one problem, I'M A FREAK'N HOBBIT! SARUMAN!" He then proceeds to run around screaming.

The Eye: "Wow, I can see really great now. But, man my eye really burns. Wait a minute...."

[Kransha]

Well, first one must think of the ideal switches.

Mine are as follows:
-Eowyn and Arwen (love interlude OF DOOM)
-Aragorn and Fatty Bolger (that's just plain weird)
-Legolas and Gimli (too obvious)
-Gandalf and Bill the Pony (at least he's got hooves)
-The Witch-King and Merry (irony)
-Sam and Shelob (hunter becomes hunted)
-Galadriel and Grishnakh (no...that's too wrong)
-Sauron and Grima Wormtongue (that's just sad)
-Theoden and Eomer, (Theoden deserves youth, Eomer doesn't)
-Elrond and Denethor (see how they handle THAT)

[Beanamir of Gondor]

No no no... switch Boromir and Faramir.

Denethor: I wish Boromir had lived and you had died.
Faramir: Huh? You wanted ME to live?
Denethor: No! I wanted you to die!
Faramir: Forget you! [punches Denethor in face].

Eowyn: But I wanted to talk to your brother!
Boromir: No! Kiss me, my love!
Eowyn: AHHHH! Get away dirty pervert!!

Or wait, what about Bill and Asfaloth?

Arwen: Noro lir, Asfaloth!
Asfaloth: *yawn* [lies down]
Arwen: Ack! Ringwraiths!

Sam: But I don't want to leave Bill behind!
Aragorn: You must!
Bill: *neighs in anger* [stomps all over Aragorn]

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Haha, Beanamir, I like Arwen's elvenly exclamation of Ack! Ringwraiths!

[Nimrothiel]

"Elrond and Denethor;" Roflmao!!:D

*Denethor has just lit himself on fire; switch occurrs*

Elrond as Denethor: "Do you smell something burning or is it just me? And why is it so hot in here?"

Denethor: "I'm alive...but I wanted to go into a manic depression and burn to death in beautiful flames! And why do I have this sudden urge to try on a purple dress and nance in front of a mirror?"

[Ashton]

How about Arwen and Theoden?

Theoden: Horay I get to be in helms deep after all! Die orcs, Die!

Arwen: What am I doing in Rivendell. I am going to find Eomer and go off to defend my pople.
Elrond: No Arwen, you aren't going anywhere.

I'll try and think up something better.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Arwen and Lúthien:

Aragorn touches Arwen.
Arwen: *brushes hands off* Wait! Who are you? Where's Beren? Get away from me! Bereeeeen!!!!!!!

Meanwhile...beyond Arda.

Lúthien (thinking): Where am I? *Beren passes by* Hmmm...tall, dirty, the stubble...must be Aragorn. Aragorn!!! Over here!

[Morgoth's Apprentice]

hahahah wow this is a great thread!!!

How about Sauron and Morgoth?

Morgoth: What! Where am I? This isn't the Void! And why does my eye feel like its on fire? Wait why do I only have ONE eye???????????...gosh I feel so powerless....

Sauron: WHERE AM I???? Why is it so dark in here? and how did I get a body back anyways?


Morgoth: Wait does this mean IM FREE?? Yesss!!! The world is MINE!!!
Sauron (ring is destroyed) :aaack!!!!! owch *dies*

The rest of middle-earth: why didnt sauron die? oh crap......