ME Palantir Network

[Arothir]

Can you imagine if the Palantir Network (which is mentioned in my profile's location)could pick up anything. Imagine that. I'm sure Saruman got the urge to listen to the oldies on his Palantir when Sauron wasn't at home. This is open for what the characters would do if they had one of the Seven Stones. Just assume the Stones can pick up any kind of signal.

[Nimrothiel]

Pippin: "Okay, contact 'Pizza Hut...'

[Sapphire_Flame]

Anyone seen the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon? Remember what Sauron was looking at in the seeing stone there at the end?... smilies/eek.gif Think that would really apply to him?

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

[Iris Alantiel]

Pippin: "Okay, contact 'Pizza Hut...'


Great thinking, Nimrothiel! They could get the 'Hungry For The Quest' meal deal! smilies/wink.gif Hmmm, trying to imagine what they'd have to say about that . . .

[Morai]

I could see Gollum trying to reach the nearest fish-resturant/hatchery place:
"Yesssss...I want it rawwww...and wriggling. Hold the potatoesssss precioussss...."

[Arothir]

Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals.

[Arothir]

Gollum contacting BK: Listen, I've got a toy One Ring for your kids' meals.

[Oroaranion]

You never know...

Frodo and Sam/Sauron and Saruman having loving little conversations.

Or Aragorn ringing Arwen to tell her he will be late home because he is stuck in a battle!

[Phervasaion]

Or maybe Legolas contacting a beauty parlor to get more supplys of hair brushes and other beauty products.

[Olorin_TLA]

Mouth of Sauron: "Ok, sure, crush their hope. Gotcha. Teehee! No, you hang up! No! No, YOU hang up! Teeheehee! Argh! Gottogo, Gothmog's listening in! Byeeee!"

[Eowyn_Wildfire]

what is the One Ring To Rule Them All 2 flash cartoon do you have a link?

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Boromir calls John Travolta:
"Um hi, I just want to let you know that you've been replaced as the Disco King..."

[SamwiseGamgee]

Frodo sits down to his dinner. No sooner has he lifted his fork and knife than the palantir starts ringing: 'Oh, curses!' Answers palantir 'Hello?'
Voice at other end: 'Hello, is that a Mr Baggins? This is Susan from Tookville Double Glazing, can I ask you how old your house is?'

[Morai]

Frodo sits down to his dinner. No sooner has he lifted his fork and knife than the palantir starts ringing: 'Oh, curses!' Answers palantir 'Hello?'
Voice at other end: 'Hello, is that a Mr Baggins? This is Susan from Tookville Double Glazing, can I ask you how old your house is?'

I can see the same scenario with Bilbo and the Sacksville Bagginses. Bilbo picks up the palantir only then to hear yelling and screaming from the other line. He then holds it away from his ear and slams it on the table. "Cursed In-laws, never giving me a moments peace!"

[Arwen Evenstar]

In The Two Towers, I always liked the chapter, "The Palantir". I always laugh when Sauron is expecting to see or talk to Saruman, and finds this little Hobbit. It`s kinda like getting the wrong number, isn`t it? smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Kaiserin]

Aragorn to Arwen: ...I've got to go now.
Arwen: I won't hang up until i hear you say it.
Aragorn: okay...I love you.
Arwen: I love you more.
Aragorn: No, I love you more.
Arwen: No, I love you more.
Aragorn: No, I love you more...

[polices]

I have one!

Gimli finds one and calls Galadriel. Galadriel looks into the mirror to see Gimli smiling at her. Then Gimli says "Would you like to come to my place for dinner.

Strange.......... smilies/eek.gif

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

What sauron really did after LotR...

http://uploader.sutherns.com/images/middleearthtelecom.jpg

[The Perky Ent]

Here's a link for that movie thingie: One ring to Rule them all 2 (http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/ring2.html)