messed up apperances

[Mornie Alantie]

Descibe certian appearances that would make certian characters look like dorks

Legolas with a beard

Gimli shaved

a giant hobbit (or a normal person) smilies/smile.gif

Gandalf with a lightsaber

Arwen with a giant pimple on her nose

Smeagol dressed as a hobbit............(Smeagol dressed)

frodo with very fat fingers

Legolas bald

I dont know half of you, half as well as i should like; and i like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve

[Raefindel]

Galadriel with buck teeth

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

This is hilarious! Ok, I'll try:

Elrond with a beer belly

Aragorn without his long hair and scruffy good handsomish looks. (is handsomish a word?? I don't think so, but oh well!)He'd still be hot anyway cuz I love him, but he's best with his long hair!

Legolas with dreadlocks

[Raefindel]

forgive my ignorance , but what are dreadlocks?

[Birdland]

but what are dreadlocks?
Think Bob Marley. It's not something you can achieve with, fine, straight, Elven hair.

Treebeard with apples hanging all over him.

Shadowfax with his mane braided.

Eomer with a riding helmet.

Gandalf with all those stars and moons all over his robe. (Think Micky Mouse as the Sorcerer's Apprentice.)

Hobbits wearing wooden shoes. (Sorry Trotter.)

Elrond with a receding hairline. (Oh, wait. In the movie he DOES have a receding hairline!)

[Jessica Jade]

what a creative and funny thread! heh heh. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh2.gif
Hmmmm....hobbits with beards and mustaches
Aragorn as a pretty-boy.
Acompletely shaven Gimli.
Rose Cotten (or any hobbit) as an anorexic
Arwen with spiked hair
Galadriel in lingerie

[Maikadilwen]

Hmmm, I'll give it a try.
Gandalf shaven and bald
Sam as anorectic
Legolas 50 lbs heavier
Galadriel in tank top and miniskirt

[Nevfeniel]

ANYONE with an afro. smilies/eek.gif
Hm, aaand. . .
Arwen with orange hair (while holding a bottle of Sun-In and staring shocked in the mirror. hehehehe smilies/evil.gif)

[ June 09, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Jessica Jade]

A 500-lbs. Gollum...so fat he can't stand up or fit through the door. Imagine that... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/astrosmiley.gif

[Veritas]

Okay:
Smeagol with combed hair, tidy clothes, a kind of buissnes person. LOL smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cool.gif

[Maikadilwen]

Uhm, Aragorn in a suit, with briefcase.
SAURON in a suit, with briefcase.
Nazgûls in miniskirts.

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Nazgûl in a mini skirt?... I don't even want to know...

Gimli in a swimsuit. smilies/eek.gif

Gimli with a bow.

Gandalf without a beard.

[Maikadilwen]

Well Gimli, let's make that any male character in a swimsuit.

[MallornLeaf]

I gotta make this quick... I'll come back with more!

Saruman with cranberry-red hair

Hmm. Arwen looks like. . . Liv Tyler *sorry!*

Pippin with spiked hair bleached blonde at the top

Gimli with blonde hair...

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Welcome to the Downs Mallorn Leaf!! I'm from NY too smilies/biggrin.gif

Sauron getting his hair and nails done and bringing his Nazguls to get a treatment as well.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Nazguls wearing tights and stilletos and singing "We're men...we're men in tight TIGHT tights.."

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

ANYONE wearing high heels, especially the plastic orange and pink ones Barbie seems to favour. And on that note, Eowyn playing with Barbies, and Arwen having a tea party with 'Granny'.

[Mornie Alantie]

here I go again!

Sam, merry, and Pippin as, The three musketeers

*Porky Pig* staring Elrond

fatty bulger skinny

the Ringwraiths dressed in white(without the ring on)

Strider smiling

Pippin looking normal

Gimli wearing pink

Well thats all for know folks!
smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/smile.gif

[ElanorGamgee]

Pippin or Merry in a tuxedo.

Frodo in denim overalls.

Saruman bald.

Gimli with a crew cut.

Rose Cotton in a mini skirt.

Galadriel in a t-shirt and ratty sweats.

Gollum in a three-piece business suit.

[Evenstar1]

Gandalf riding in on a white... SPORTS CAR (complete with top down, Deadhead sticker and Wayfarers)...

Arwen and Aragorn posing for "American Gothic"...

The Rohirrim riding into battle on... BICYCLES (complete with helmets and spandex shorts)...

The Witch King in a laxative commercial...

Sauruman with a lightsaber (oh wait! That might not be so out-of-place...)

Thanks, Marnie! That was fun! And WELCOME to the Downs! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Legolas fat.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Fellowship in a commercial and with cheesy smiles

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

Mornie Alantie, you inspired me with your Three Musketeers comment...
Sauron as Milady!

[MallornLeaf]

ok I'm back

Gimli advertising for weight-watchers points plan

Legolas with pink highlights

Arwen blonde.... wait... that would be so appropiriate!

The fellowship leave rivendell wearing tuxs

When in contact with water, the Nazgul's black cloaks suddenly turn flourecent pink

Bilbo's book entitled: DON'T EVER LEAVE HOME!

Gollum wears a hat to avoid sunburn

Denethor stands up straight, wears a complete fishing outfit and says "Gandalf, ol' pal, lets go get some trout"

Strider is overwhelmed by the mission and turns to drunkeness

Gandalf follows his lead and starts smoking pot instead of the shire's leaf

alright i can't come up with any more right now!

[Baran]

Gandalf with a lady-purse.

Gimli with "Gucci" sunglases.

[Mornie Alantie]

Frodo and Sam snowbording down mount doom.

Gollum in a burping countest with Sam.

A Lord of the Rings Character with a giant yellow hat wearing blue overalls and big yellow boots

Gandalf in a santa suite

A barrowwight with make up on (bright red lipstick) smilies/smile.gif

[Mornie Alantie]

I've just had a thought- why couldn't the Eagles have taken Frodo (and Sam of course) to mount doom and back it would hve saved time and a lot of other things


Gandalf wearing brades

[NyteSky]

haha, fun! hhmmm...
Gollum acting like Yoda. (anyone else see some similarities there?)
Nazgul in clown suits (big red noses, floppy shoes, dressed as if they're colorblind, etc) actually, anyone in a clownsuit.
Gimli in shorts and a t-shirt.
Smaug played by a rabbit. (but all the characters would still treat him as a dragon, and all that)
The Fellowship stopped at the bridge of Carn Dum (that's the right name right?) to answer 3 questions: what is the average speed of an unladen swallow? etc.
Saruman with spiked hair
Frodo with the "Nose Ring of Power"
Saruman ditching his staff in favor of a long piece of french bread
Aragorn played by a stereotypical nerd (pimples, huge glasses, skinny, wimpish)

ok, that's too many already. sorry, i got carried away. smilies/wink.gif

[obloquy]

treebeard's penis

[Kuruharan]

Gollum acting like Yoda. (anyone else see some similarities there?)


"Given back to usss, the Preciousss mussst be! Use the Forccce to regain it, we will!"

Yeah, I can definitely see that.

[Maikadilwen]

actually, anyone in a clownsuit
Haven't you had enough of Pennywise?
Smaug played by a rabbit
But then Bilbo would need the holy handgrenade of Antioch. smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

[dragongirlG]

LOL, these are all very funny!

Legolas with Gimli's hair

Gimli with Legolas's hair

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[Maikadilwen]

James Earl Jones as Legolas. "Gimli....I'm your father...."

[The Silver-shod Muse]

A Lord of the Rings Character with a giant yellow hat wearing blue overalls and big yellow boots

Hey! Let's leave poor ol' Tom out of this. smilies/wink.gif

[Maikadilwen]

Just saw "Space Balls" (again smilies/rolleyes.gif ) which leaves me to say:
Rick Moranis as ANYONE. Not even an orc. Have you ever seen any orcs with glasses and looking that hideous???? smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

[ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[Raefindel]

Think Bob Marley.

OK I get it. We had another name for them.

How about the Fellowship in hawaiian shirts playing guitars & singing the beach boys

Saruman & Gandalf with curling irons & make-up bags

[ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Raefindel ]

[Raefindel]

Welcome to the Downs, MallornLeaf,Mornie Alantie, and Baran.

[ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Raefindel ]

[Nevtalathiel]

Frodo with the "Nose Ring of Power"

Or worse, Frodo with the nipple ring of power smilies/eek.gif

Pippin and Merry dressed as if they were in the Matrix, complete with enormous fire-arms!

Arwen with roots

[ June 14, 2002: Message edited by: Nevtalathiel ]

[Kuruharan]

Arwen bald.

Gandalf in a biker suit, proudly displaying his "Born to Ride" tatoo.

Aragorn entering battle with...a herring!

[Nevtalathiel]

Do I sense a fish-slapping dance coming on? (think Monty Python!)

[Kuruharan]

NI!

[GreatWarg]

Now now, leave Elrond out of this... I know he's half-bald and all but...

Anyways, Frodo as Yoda. Interesting thought... Yoda is a hobbit wanna-be!

Legolas with his hair up in a bun. Actually, could work for Gandalf, Galadriel, Gimli, Elrond (wait, does he have enough hair?!) anyone...

Gimli with his beard in gel... (scariness)

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Elrond on top of a cliff hiding behind a rock with an AWP pointed down at someone. Gandalf with dual pistols shooting the balrog. Frodo firing a bazoka at the orcs in Moria. Gandalf piloting a combat jet. Rosie Cotton driving a tank.

[Dúnadan]

Bilbo with a beard

Skinny Gimli

Gandalf with an afro

Frodo with Mr. T getup

[ June 16, 2002: Message edited by: Dúnadan ]

[AragornsHeir]

Legolas as a Vampire.
Actualy I would be AAAALLLLLLL OVER him. Ahem exuse me.

Hobbits shaving their feet.

Gollum whith a tail.

Saruman and Gandalf ice skateing/figure skateing/ Playing Ice hocky.

Aragorn With a pistol.

Gimli with floweres in his hair.

Suron with purple armor.

Arwen punk rocker. Pircings purple hair to match that pretty purple dress.

[Thenamir]

** The Rohirrim, their long blond hair flowing from under their cowboy hats, wearing plaid shirts, and riding chaps, six-shooters on one side, military sabers on the other, galloping into battle behind The Banner of Eorl and a bugler trumpeting "Charge!" (in black and white, of course)

** Mordor terrorists flying a winged-Nazgul into the White Tower of Ecthelion

** Gwaihir looking like Tweety-bird from the WB cartoons

** Saruman of Many Neon Colors

[Jessica Jade]

lol! That was brilliant, Thenamir! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/biglaugh.gif

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

I loved everyone's, especially Gimli's version of Gandalf, and Aragorn's Heir, version of Gollum with a tail! And of course, Thenamir's version of the Rohirrim!!

[Feadolena Nolfare]

Gandalf in a tutu!

Galadriel with 80's asymmetrical hair

Aragorn in tights and powdered wig. Think Louis 16th

Legolas with pink hair and pierced eyebrows.

Tom Bombadil with a bunch of piercings, all in black, looking very somber with dark circles round his eyes. And a heroin needle.

Arwen with a mohawk.

Boromir in "White Tree of Gondor boxers," trying to fight orcs, as they collapse on the ground in helpless glee.

Saruman leading an army of orcs, all in drag. With purses.

Gimli with a lightsaber, swinging it too vigorously and burning off bits of his beard.

Sauron applying sparkly blue mascara to his Eye.

The Fellowship in can-can dresses. Kick line.

Aragorn, looking perfectly normal except having huge, gigantic orange Converse hi-tops. THE DUCKMAN!!

Saruman skipping through the fields gleefully making daisy chains and putting them round the necks of orcs.

Gandalf outside Isengard. He rings the doorbell. He has a bunch of flowers and a heart-shaped box of candy behind his back. (aak! ok, couldnt resist...)

Legolas running into the woods with an enormous flamethrower and a devilish grin on his face.

Faramir slapping Denethor when he's mean to him, and then stalking out of the room crying, soap-opera style.

Eomer and Eowyn bickering over who gets to use the bathroom first; Theoden having to break the cookie in half for them to share.

Someone calling Boromir "Gondorboy."

Boromir calling someone a "tark" and spitting in their face.

Legolas spitting in someone's face.

Gandalf with pipeweed withdrawal.

Hobbits trying to screw in a lightbulb with no ladder.

Frodo and Sam skipping happily through Mordor, and flipping off Shelob.

Gollum talking with proper grammar, and not crawling around or biting anyone.

Claustrophobic Gimli.

Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW where that stupid Waldo is?!?!

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Feadolena, I can't stop laughing, yours are hysterical!! Aragorn wearing the orange shoes, that's funny! And Gandalf is really wise, he should know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!!! By the way, I know I've said this before, but I REALLY love your picture!!

[Lindolirian]

Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

Aha! here i defeat Gandalf the Grey in matters of knowledge. It takes 483 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!!

and no i DON"T have too much time... i did it on a road trip.

[Feadolena Nolfare]

oh my goodness! this is good to know indeed. i always bite smilies/evil.gif:
thanks Lothiriel, I wanted to get huge orange converse like Arrykins but they only had red smilies/rolleyes.gif
EDIT: here's more smilies/tongue.gif
Gollum doing the Macarena

Sam spraying Shelob with Raid

The Witch-King playing a practical joke on Sauron by putting out his eye with water. Sauron then trying to intimidate people as a large black disc.

Tuor building large neon signs saying "CLUB GONDOLIN" and putting a ritzy hotel-style canopy in front of the entrance. The guards dressed as bouncers (with dark sunglasses), standing next to large palm trees.

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Feadolena Nolfare ]

[Ithaeliel]

It takes 483 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!!

That depends on what kind of lick and how much your salivary glands produce. My friend said it was 800.

Okay, here're some more:

Gimli in a prom dress
Elrond with hair like Guido's from Life is Beautiful
Galadriel as a goth
Fat Frodo
Eowyn with pigtails
Arwen as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
Haldir smiling
Legolas looking dumbfounded
Aragorn bawling

[pippin_took0]

Fat Frodo

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/lardposter.jpg

[Brin Londo]

Fat Frodo. I can't stop laughing. That site kills me. Good Joke here. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Brin Londo]

For all the Legolas Lovers - http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/lard05.jpg

[Ithaeliel]

One word: Ew.

[pippin_took0]

There are alos pics of Legolas and Aragorn in bikinis and Frodo in a dress, I won't subject you to it unnecessarily, but here are the links. Frodo in a dress (http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/brocade.jpg), Legolas in a bikini (http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/legsie-bikini.jpg), Aragorn in a bikini (http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/contestant5.jpg), oh and Legolas in a dress (http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/lotr.html).

[Uruloki]

LMAO!
My friend has a pic on her site of Elrond wearing sun glasses (Matrix stylee) I'll try and make a link to it sometime.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Can't.......stop......laughing!!! Fat frodo....fat legolas, that's too funny! Lard of the Rings! And Aragorn in a bikini!!! Woooooooooo, oh and I think Boromir needs a number from a certain elf!

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Uruloki, hey!! Welcome to the Downs!!!! I love your dragon! Aww...what's it's name?

[Uruloki]

Awwww thanks Lothloriel (I'm sorry if thats wrong! I have a bad memory for names smilies/frown.gif )

I dunno what its called.....erm........what dyou think it should be called? smilies/biggrin.gif

I also have to apologies coz I've just realised that probly everyone knows about that picture I mentioned so just ingnore it smilies/smile.gif

[Galadrie1]

Frodo with pig tails and a blue and white checked dress and ruby high-heeled shoes skipping down a road, flanked by sam dressed in a lion costume, Merry as a tin-man, and Pippin as a Scarecrow (sorry, i just auditioned for Wizard of Oz smilies/tongue.gif )

p.s. pippin_took0, i found those pictures quite disturbing, especially aragorn in a bikini..ooo, i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[ June 21, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

[The Fifth]

O.O Those pictures are so funny! I can't stop.. hahaaaa... haaaa.. laughing.. hahahaha.. at the Fat Frodo and Fat Legolas.. oh, and don't forget the 500-pound Gollum. I have a couple of ones myself: Sauron in a showercap. Nazgul in pink, fuzzy bathrobes. Fat Galadriel. A bald Elrond wearing a wig. An Eagle flying an airplane. Legolas in a bunny suit. Arwen in one of those menopause commercials. Gandalf as a ski instructor.

[The Fifth]

Ooh! I know! You can call the dragon Smaug Jr. ^^

[Brin Londo]

Haha that fat Legolas is whack!
If you get to the site, there's a series of pictures to how he gets that way and they are FUNNY.

[Rosa_Baggins]

*shudders*a fat legolas is weriddddd smilies/eek.gif

[The Necromancer]

Treebeard as a big talking Christmas tree.

The Eye of Sauron wearing huge 70's style glasses when Frodo looks into the Mirror of Galadriel. (or sunglasses)or the Mirror miss-focusing and showing Frodo the equally menacing Ear or Nose of Sauron.

Gollum sitting down in the dark beneath the mountain, wearing a shiny silver space suit.

Besides using bad grammer, drawing out his S's and talking to himself, Gollum talking with a very thick foreign accent, stuttering, trilling his R's and not speaking above a whisper, driving Frodo and Sam insane on the way to Mordor trying to understand what he's saying.
"N-n-n-nasssssty cruel hob-b-beets! That'ssssss vhy-y-y ve tries to eescap-p-p-e!"

Gollum calling the Ring "My darlin'" instead of "My Precious." (Poor Gollum! It's so easy to make fun of him!!!)

Gandalf wearing an old baseball cap backwards, "punk style", with his hair in a pony tail stuck through the back, but otherwise dressed normally.

Treebeard as a tiny, foot high sapling with a high squeaky voice. Especially funny to imagine him and his army of other little Ents trying to take down Isengard!

That's all I could think of for now! Sorry if they're not too funny!!!! Great idea whoever came up with this!!!!

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[Brinniel]

-Legolas sprawled on the floor laughing

-Saruman with his nails cut short

-all the female characters dressed as if they belong in Moulin Rouge

-Aragorn doing the splits

-Pippin singing opera

-Galadriel dressed as a goth

-Frodo (or any hobbit) with painted toenails

-Gimli wearing a Mickey Mouse hat

-Legolas with sideburns

[Nevfeniel]

Arwen as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz Whoa. . . Just imagined Judy Garland sitting on a horse saying, "If you want him, come and claim him!" smilies/eek.gif

[Catherine]

Legolas-fat
Frodo-tall
Merry and Pippin-so thin that the looked like they never ate
Gimli-without a beard
Sam-playing in a rock and roll band
Gandalf-at the mall
Aragorn-working at McDonalds

[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Catherine ]

[Nimrothiel]

LMAO! Whoa, those pictures were disturbing! Funny, but disturbing. Okay, time for my lame attempt at humor:

Saruman wearing his amazing technicolor dreamcoat.

Smaug the size of a miniature poodle.

Gandalf dressed all in lavendar(sp?).

Aragorn constantly smilling and laughing.

Legolas with a purple colored mohawk.

Galadriel bald, with wrinkles and horrible skin blemishes.

Eowyn wearing a fancy ball gown.

Okay, that was bad. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

NyteSkye, it's Khazadum, not Carn Dum. Anyway, THOSE ARE ALL GREAT!!!

[steve]

Gwaihir as thanksgiving dinner ( gona need a big table)