Movie Bloopers, Part 3

[Meneltarmacil]

Who would have thought we'd get this far? Well, to kick off Part 3, here are the first bloopers from ROTK.

As Denethor jumps off the cliff during his BBQ scene, the camera reveals several orcs down below holding up signs reading "9.5", "8.3", and "9.0"

(Shelob's lair)
FRODO: Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!

*nothing*

FRODO: (ahem)Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!

*still nothing*

FRODO: *runs for his life* Never trust creepy elf ladies!

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[Arothir]

Gonna see ROTK today, but here's one from TTT

When our friend Saruman is giving a speech to the Dunlendings or however: They destroyed your villages!
Dunlendings: YEAH!
One lone Dunlending shouts: They poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and brought a plague unto our houses!

[willkill4food]

(At the council of elrond)
Gandalf: Ash Nasg (whatever it says on the ring)...

Elrond: No one has ever dared to utter words of the language of mordor here, there is only one way we can settle this.

(Elrond puts out Jinga: Mithril Edition and brushes the ring off of the round table, and in its place sets down the jinga box)

and my other one


After the council when Elrond is choosing who would be a part of the fellowship...
Elrond: I doubt even if we had a host of elves from the eldar days in armour it would do much other than arouse the power of mordor.

Suddenly Turgon, Tour, Ecthelion and 10,000 Elves from Gondolin in armor somehow are teleported into the room...

Turgon: I heard someone ask for a host of elves in armor...

Elrond: No, I didnt, now go away, we dont need you...

-willkill

[Arothir]

When the Dead Men appear at the Pelennor fields a voice says: MnM's minies

since I thought the Pyre of Denethor would come at the beginning with the wrong placement of Didst thou think the eyes of the White tower were blind: Gandalf says, "Fool, that's not how the man wrote it, you are not supposed to seem mad yet!"

When Eowyn comes to kill the Witch king and says I am a woman, he says, "Wait, you are still a human. When Tolkien wrote this book, man was used as a synonym for human, because he wasn't politically correct!" Eowyn says,"But Master Merry is a Hobbit not a Man!" The Witch King pulls out the Letters of JRR Tolkien and says, "But in Letter whatever number he says hobbits are part of the human race! You fool only an elf or Ainu can kill me!"

[Silmiel of Imladris]

I also posted this on the crazy captions thread. This is what I expected Elrond to say at the Narsil scene.

Aragorn: No more men will come.

Elrond: No more men?!! And what did you do with my army that I lent you? Oh yes, yes, I remember... THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!

[Oddwen]

RotK:

Gandalf: Remember, you are men of the West! Whatever comes through that door, you can stand!
Trolls: ROOARRGH!
Gandalf: Oops...


Random Orc: Late, as usual! Get ourra there, pirate scum!
Jack Sparrow: ARR!
Will Turner: *pathetically* Arr, matey!

Eowyn: Take the reins!
Merry: Whoa!
*swoop slash duck*
Merry: Gee, it's a good thing that the Oliphaunt's TRIPLE THICK HIDES were forgotten, otherwise we'd be in deep trouble!


Sam: Maybe I can't carry It for you, but I can carry you!
*hoist*
Sam: Oomph, whoa, whoa, ahhhh!! *tumbles wildly down the mountain*


Pippin: I never thought it would end like this.
Gandalf: Death's not so bad. Really, it's like someone just gave you a cake. Or some candy floss. Or maybe, a big bag of popcorn. Or pumpernickle.
Pippin: Ah, pumpernickle.


I need to go to bed.
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[Everdawn]

YOu dont know how depressed i am sitting here reading about how everyone has seen the movie and are doing spoofs... *sobs* and i cant even laugh becuase i dont know what they mean! *cries*

Alas the fell deeds of the releasing team at New Line Cinema!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Hey, Everdawn, your not the only one. I'm not going to see it for ages yet, so all these bloopers get a strange look and a muttered and prolonged yes...

[Olorin_TLA]

Ah, so some are looking at this without seeing the films? MAdness!

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[Naz]

Gandalf: You are soldiers of Gondor! Whatever comes through that door, you will stand your ground!

*trolls burst in*

Gandalf: Um, nevermind.. Bye guys!!

[Tymezennith]

When Denethor is ravenously eating, one of the cherry tomatoes slips out of his fingers and lands on his head... yeah, I didn't get much sleep...
when they launch the heads into the city, one of the soldiers lifts up a head and says most sadly, "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Eowyn_Wildfire]

as Theoden run along the lines of the rohirim saluting them with his sword he procedes to chop off all the spear tips

theoden:RIDE NOW RIDE FOR RUIN *sound of sword wacking woodCLAK CLAK* AND THE WORLDS ENDING *CLATTER CLATTER SNAP CRACK-spears are snaped in half by sword*
Theoden:ummm.... oops smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/confused.gif

[Nimrothiel]

Mehehehehehehe!!! Yeah, Gandalf looks like he wants to turn around and run away as fast as he can in that scene. smilies/evil.gif

Gandalf: "You are men of Gondor! Whatever comes through that door, you can stand!"

*trolls come through*

Random soldier: "Mommy..."

*Gandalf turns tail and runs; screaming all the way*

This isn't a blooper but: I thought that the army of the dead looked like an army of Slimers. (Green ghost from "Ghostbusters.") So everytime I see that scene, the "Ghostbuster's" theme song is going to run through my head. smilies/rolleyes.gif

*scene from Rohan in the Great Hall after the return from Isengard*

Aragorn: "What does your heart tell you?"

Gandalf: "We're doomed."

(He also sounds a little bit like Yoda when he says the first "Yes" in the line "Yes. Yes, he's alive." *talking about Frodo*)

[Nimrothiel]

"Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...*gasps for air*...hahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elennar Starfire]

I thought that the army of the dead looked like an army of Slimers. (Green ghost from "Ghostbusters.") So everytime I see that scene, the "Ghostbuster's" theme song is going to run through my head.

When a crazy steward's sitting on your throne, who're you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!

Tymezennith, that was hilarious!

[the guy who be short]

The orcs are crossing the Anduin into Osgiliath. The leader of the orcs says "draw your swords."
Faramir looks at him and shouts, "Yoda!?!"

Sorry, but did nobody else think he looked like Yoda?

[Himaran]

Pippin, walking towards the palantir shining through the water, suddenly disappears. (Their were caverns EVERYWHERE)!

Pippin: Is there much hope for Frodo and Sam?

Gandalf: No, not much hope; not with me having the ring and all...

Pippin gives him a strange look

Gandalf: Ahrumph! I mean, that is to say that, it was never my intention to, it wasn't my fault, at all, its, just, AAHH!!! I ADMIT!! I TOOK THE RING AND WILL RULL THE WORLD!!!!

Pippin: runs and cries.

[Naz]

GHOSTBUSTERS! *dies laughing*

When the orcs landed at Osgiliath, was I the only thinking "Wait, wait, wait-- wrong sides, guys." & "It's D-day!!"

Actually, for the falling heads:

Random Gondorian Soldier #243,455,000: AAAAAHHHH!!! It's cousin Bobby!

[Arothir]

Pippin with the Palantir: There's something in my pants!

[Potatothan]

When pippin is reciting his oath to denethor.

I......line.....peregrin took.......line......

When the juice flies out of the red thing Denethor is eating.

Pippin: AAAAH, MY EYE YOU CRAZY ****! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE EATING!

*drops to the floor, hand covering his eye while denethor raizes eyebrow*

When pippin sings for Denethor three judges cruely tell him he should not persue a carreer in singing. (okay, I watched to much idols. sue me)

When gandalf strikes his staff at Denethor, denethor ducks for cover and gandalf misses.

PJ: Okay you @^%*#^*% take twohundred and 5, try to get it right this time.

Wouldn't it be cool if Legolas shot an arrow and an Orc would dodge it Matrix style? Even better, a mumakil doing matrix style. Picture that, a mumakil dodging arrows. He wouldn't have much archers left afther a dive.

Legolas pull's back his four arrows and one falls of. He picks it up and then another falls of. Picks it up and then another falls of. Picks it up then the fourth falls off. Picks it up and legolas falls off.

Aragorn blocks the dead leader's sword and narsil breaks.

Elrond from backstage: *snicker* humans never did know how to forge a good sword.

Okay, that's all for now.

~Potatothan

[Olorin_TLA]

"WHat are you waiting for? Let it go!!!"

*Frodo lets the Ring fall into Mount Doom.*

*Nothing happens.*

*Frodo and Sam look at each other and weep in despair...*

*Meanwhille, in Rivendell...*

Bilbo: Heheheh..."The Ring is still in your pocket, Bilbo"...damn right it is! *Storkes Ring* Stupid Wizard, can't believe he fell for the ole' fake-ring-switch!!! Heheheheheeee!!!

[Tymezennith]

hehehe...
once again when Denethor is stuffing his face and bites into the tomato... he freezes, pulls his hand back and a likkle green worm crawls out over the edge of the tomato (Yuck!) smilies/eek.gif

[Nimrothiel]

Lol; that'll put a new twist on an old joke: "What's worse than finding a little green worm in a cherry tomato? Finding half a little green worm in a cherry tomato!"

*When the elven-smiths are reforging Narsil, one of them sticks the blade into the tempering water too soon, and it shatters.*

Elf #1: "Oops."

Elf#2: "You moron!!! Now we have even more pieces to put back together! I was almost finished too!!!"

Elrond: "No, it's worse than that. The blade can only be reforged once, and once only. Middle Earth is now doomed because of your utter stupidity."

Elves: *

[Lindril Arvilya]

Following in the proud tradition of stealing others' ideas and ripping off Monty Python..

Gandalf: You are soldiers of Gondor! Whatever comes through that door, you will stand your ground!
*trolls burst in*
Gandalf: Run away! Run away!

Pink Orc: (standing before his troops) Spare none. (I can't remember his line... seeing it again tomorrow night, I'll fix it then.)
*turns around to the orc with the skull on his helmet*
Pink Orc: And take off that ridiculous hat.

Sorry, this one isn't from the movies, but I got the LotR Trivial Pursuit game for Christmas, and one question went like so: What was Gimli's two-word response when Eowyn asked after Aragorn?
Correct answer: "He fell."
Little brother's answer: "I'm available."

Lindril (crazy go nuts) Arvilya

[Catlyn21]

Okay, I have a million of these, but *oops* I can't think of any of them right now:

Frodo, hanging off the edge of the mountain over a river of lava

Sam: I'll never let go, Jack...um...Mr. Frodo, I'll never let go!

*suddenly and inexplicably, My Heart Will Go On starts playing in the backround*

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[Everdawn]

FOTR:

Aragorn and Arwen are speaking Elvish.

Sam (*i think*): Whats she saying?
Merry: Just read the subtitles..

ROTK
Gandalf: Remember, you are men of the West! Whatever comes through that door, you can stand!
*Ricky Martin appears like he walked onto a concert stage.*
Gandalf: Except that, run for your lives!

ROTK:
When Pippin is singing...
Into the hall walks the nasty british judge from American Idol.

N.B.J: What the hell was that? You call that singing? I call it agony! It was crap!

ROTK:
Men in Osgiliath...

"Run away! Run Away!"

[Arothir]

The judge's name is Simon Cowell I believe.
So this doesn't get deleted:

Theoden: You've already saved me.
Eowyn: I have?
Theoden: Yea, but that director botched the story...

[Gamja]

*scene where the witch king is fighting eowyn*

*flail head flies off*

Eowyn: Man, nice disctance...

*clonk*

Random Rohirim: Ow! stupid, piece of... when i find out who did this...

Witch king: O_O *flees*

[Everdawn]

I cant remember the exact words on the Paths of the Dead but here goes.

Head Ghostie: We do not suffer the living.

Aragorn: You will suffer me.

Head Ghostie: No man! NO we wont, are you deaf or something? Now go away, or we shall be forced to taunt you a second time!


This is one my friend Bekki (new to LOtR) and I came up with at the LOTR marathon.
We call it;
The real inscription on the Ring
FOTR:
Frodo: I cant read it, it's some form of elvish...
Gandlaf: In the common tongue, it says- You like Chinese food, call 555-679 for Yum Cha to Go!


FOTR:

Aragorn: It is the old fortress of Amon Sûn (?)... but i like ot call it Stonehenge.


ROTK: Aragorn stands after recieving his crown, music starts to play, he stands and raided his arms for all to see... and then he sings.
"Dont cry for my Argentina!"

FOTR:

Frodo: Baggins? Shire! But that will lead them here!
Gandalf: *looks alarmed* It will? Damn...

[Daisy Brambleburr]

When the eagles are rescuing the hobbits from Mount Doom.
1st eagle: Picks up Frodo gently in its talons and flies away.
2nd eagle: Picks up Sam, sniffs him delicatley, grimaces and quickly drops him again.

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[Naz]

*Paths of the Dead*

King: The way is shut. It was made by--

Ary: Yeah, yeah, we read your welcome mat.

King: And you want us to fight for you?!

Ary: I'll give you four dollars...

(lame, yes..)

[Aredhel Ar-Feiniel]

ROTK&gt;&gt;

Aragorn and Legsie and Gimmsey are standing outside listening to Legsie read the sign.

Legs: The way is shut, it was made by the- FAIRIES?

Aragorn: He's gay, we all know it.

[Thorongil]

Logolas: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut.
Aragorn: Are you blind? Can't you see the open door? I thought elves had a keen sight.

[Nimrothiel]

I got another Monty Python one!

*gates of Gondor; scene with battering ram*

Gandalf: "You are men of Gondor! Whatever comes through that door you can stand!"

*gates are broken; the Knights of Ni enter*

Head of the Knights of Ni: "We aaaare the Kniiiights of...Ni! Iiiif you tryyy to fiiight us, weee will saaaaay...Ni! Ni!"

*chorus of "Nis" from other Knights*

Gandalf: "The dreaded Knights of Ni! It is said that anyone who sees them rarely lives to tell the tale! Run away, run away!"

Knights of Ni: "Ni! Ni! Ni!"

[Aredhel Ar-Feiniel]

The scene in TTT where Éowyn is beside the body of Théodred, and Grima snakes his way into the room..

Grima: Hello Clarice...

Éowyn: *thinking* What now this guy thinks hes Hannibal Lecter Now? Oh god! He wants to eat Théodred!

[Meela]

TTT~

The elves walk up to the gate of Helm's Deep.
Elves: Hail! We come from Elrond.

Muttering from above...
Random soldier 1: d'you think they're real elves?
Random soldier 2: could be... that stumpy fellow's a bit doubtful...
Random soldier 1: that's the director.
Random soldier 2: oh...
*more muttered conferring*

Four hours later, in the bitter, rainy night...

Elves *shivering*: hello? Can we come in yet?

[Feared Half-Elf]

Woohoo! I saw Rotk last night and thought of some bloopers!

When Denethor thinks Faramir is dead, and looks over the wall at all the orcs, the orcs have spelt out 'get well soon' on the ground.

Sam: What are you waiting for? Let it go!
Frodo: Ok *parp*

Gandalf is fighting orcs in Minas Tirith, suddenly, cheerleaders appear behind him.
Random cheerleaders: Go Gandlalf! Go Gandalf! Go Gandalf!

Oh, can I just comment on something? At the end in Frodo's room when everyone comes in, why is everyone except the hobbits wearing a dress? I can understand Legolas, as he's and elf, and Gandalf, cos he always wears his robes, but GIMLI??????

[Finwe]

I think that Gimli was wearing a robe. It would be highly unlikely that he was wearing a dress.

Unless...


Legolas (and everyone else): What in Elbereth are you doing?????

Gimli: Taking a leaf outta yer book, Leggers. Hopefully the scary Elf Lady will like me now that I'm wearing a dress like all you poncy Elves.


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[Naz]

(Shelob's Lair)

Frodo: Aiya Earendil Eleni-- Eleni.. What was the rest?

^ ^;;

[Finwe]

(Shelob's Lair)

Frodo: Aiya Ear... Earen... Oh damn!

*pulls out script and frantically starts flipping pages while Shelob is practically drooling over his shoulder*

Frodo: *holds up a hand* Hold on a moment please! I have to find the line!

*keeps searching for so long that Shelob loses her patience and screams*

Shelob: It's "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima," you stunted mushroom-lover!

Frodo: Oh, thanks! Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!

Shelob: Aw crap! *crawls off after being blinded*

[Feared Half-Elf]

I think taht Gimli was wearing a robe.

He probably was, but it looked like a dress!

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At the Havens, the ship begins to sail away. Suddenly there is a shout.
Gangalf: Elrond you fool!
Elrond: What!?
Celeborn: That is the plug! Now the whole boat's going to go under!
Elrond: But it was so pretty!
Frodo: So why did you throw it overboard.
Elrond: Well, I was *ahem* over board with it! Teehee!
*Everyone groans. Galadriel is seen bailing water in her gown, using her shoes*

[swordspoken]

ROTK when the eagles are coming
Eagle #1 swoops down, misses Frodo and knocks him into the lava.

Aragorn's coronation
When he starts singing his voice cracks, he misses a note or something like that

When the banner comes aside to show Arwen, or however that happens, it's the uglest troll you've ever seen.

When Elrond gives the sword to Aragorn, we see it's just a plastic barbie sword.

Yeah these aren't to funny, I know

[Nimrothiel]

No, no, the Arwen one was good!

When Legolas slides down the Mumak's trunk, he crashes into Gimli.

Gimli hears Legolas counting, "56, 57, 58..." and promptly begins saying "23, 67, 42, 18..." hoping to mess up Legolas' count.

A southerner is sitting on the ground saying, "88, 88, 88, 88..." a Rohirrim comes up, and out of pure curiosity, asks what he is doing. The southerner replies that he is counting how many of his comrades have fallen. At this the Rohirrim decides to have him join his fellows in the glory of battle, and rushes to strike off the southerner's head. However, just before he does so, a Mumak steps on him. The southerner begins to say, "89, 89, 89..."

Now, these were not very good. smilies/tongue.gif

[willkill4food]

When Frodo awakes and the fellowship enters the room and everyone is laughing and everything...after Sam enters, in comes Boromir, with the arrows still in his chest, followed by Gandalf the Grey, followed by Peter Jackson...

-willkill

[Naz]

You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom?

..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;

[Naz]

At the Havens, the ship begins to sail away. Suddenly there is a shout.
Gangalf: Elrond you fool!
Elrond: What!?
Celeborn: That is the plug! Now the whole boat's going to go under!
Elrond: But it was so pretty!
Frodo: So why did you throw it overboard.
Elrond: Well, I was *ahem* over board with it! Teehee!
*Everyone groans. Galadriel is seen bailing water in her gown, using her shoes*



*dies of laughter* Galadriel bailing water! That is a HILARIOUS mental picture! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Feared Half-Elf]

Thats what I thought when I was watching Rotk, everyone must have thought I was mad because I was sat in the cinema killing myself!

Pippin and Merry are singing drunkenly on the table, everyone else laughing. Pippin leaps off the table, completely drunk, and hugs one of the men.
Pippin: MUMMY!
PJ: Billy, you're not supposed to actually drink the beer!

Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: I don't know about my heart, but my stomach wants pizza!

When Gandalf and Pippin are looking towards Mordor on the balcony in Minas Tirith, a huge firework flies up and explodes.
Gandalf: Since I went white, Radagast seems to have picked up my talent for fireworks. He obviously likes being grey...

[Elennar Starfire]

Frodo: I think we should get off the road...Seriously guys, we should walk on the sidewalk.

[Gilwen]

Witch King:"Feast on his flesh!"
Fell Beast (turns around and looks at him) :" Are you kidding? I'm on a diet"

[Miriel Undomiel]

All so funny, deserves to come back up on the top.

To not waste a post:
RotK, at the balcony in Minas Tirith:
Pippin: Is there any hope for Frodo?
Gandalf: There never was much hope. Only a fools hope. Your hope...

[The Perky Ent]

During the Crowning of King Elessar, you can see Gandalf wearing tennis shoes.

[Lily Bombadil]

Arwen: Dad, reforge the sword!
Elrond: NEVERRRR!!!!!!!!
Arwen: Pleeeeeeasssse!!!!!!!
Elrond: Oh, alright.



<Elrond presents Anduril unto Aragorn. Aragorn wields it and rips a hole in the tent>

Theoden(from off screen): That's coming out of your salary, Mr!
Aragorn: You don't pay me!
Theoden: Oh, right... SO?


At Denny's Pyre, Gandalf and Pippin burst in to see Denny, Faramir, attendants,
and an 18th century Redcoat

Pippin: Who...? What...?

Denny: Oh, hey, Pippin. Hey, Gandalf. This is my new burning buddy Duncan.

Duncan: I am?

Denny: Isn't he neat? *dreamy voice* He's wearing red like a flaming balrog... We're all gonna burn together.

Duncan: We are? Crap, I can't go through that...again.

Pippin: *Looks from Duncan to Faramir & rolls his eyes* Oh, great. Double duty...


<That last one was terrible. Please pardon it.>

[Maeggaladiel]

In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear.


IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames.

BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy.
FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time!
B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN!
F- Make me!
B- I will!
*Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor*
F- You and what army, Bugle boy?
B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy!
*the entire gondorian army pops up behind him*
F- I'll just... go then...
*by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash*
F &B- Whups...

FLASHBACK ENDS
Denethor- Ah, those were the days.


FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP
Aragorn- You have my sword.
Leggo- And my bow.
Gimli- And my axe!
Boromir- And my pocket lint!

HELM'S DEEP
Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men!
Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf.
Gimli- And I'm a dwarf.
Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman.
Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...?
*Women, children, and non-humans all leave*
Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.


Not funny, I know. Oh well.
MAEG

[Lily Bombadil]

Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.

Oh! I love it! Here's one from the extended FotR

<Sam is cooking chicken during the wood-elf scene. He adds a spice>

Sam: BAM!
Frodo: *looks down from the tree* Hey, Sam, 'kick it up a notch.'

Theodens battle speech

Theoden: Okay, so we all know that we're pretty much outnumbered...
Rohirrim: Yeah, yeah... *nods and mutters of agreement*
Theoden: Sooooo......DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rohirrim: DEATH!!!!!!!
Eowyn & Merry: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Rohirrim: Yeah! We're all gonna die!
<Everyone gives him THE STARE>
R.R: What?
Theoden: Just...charge...
<Rohirrim charge>


Eowyn: Stay close to me. I'll look after you.
Merry: As if! You dropped me on the way over here!

[Everdawn]

Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: And my bow
Gimli: And my axe
Me: *uneasy look* and, uh.. My subway voucher!
Frodo: Who are you
Me: Lets just say, no lets not. *dissappears in a cloud of purple smoke*

[Nimrothiel]

*You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom?

..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;*

Rofl! :D I have a little blooper for that:

*Gimli enters the room*

Frodo: "Gimli!"

Gimli: "Dwarf pile!!"

Merry, Pippin, and Frodo: "Nooooo!!!!"

[Maeggaladiel]

Every time I see FOTR and they pass the great statues on the river Anduin while going to Amon Hen (yes, sadly, I have no idea what the statues are called.), I can't help seeing the statues suddenly sing...

Statues- STOP! In the naaaaame of looooooove!

That's what they look like!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Me: *uneasy look* and, uh.. My subway voucher!

Teehee.

In answer to that:

Legolas: *Coughs in the smoke and turns to Aragorn* What's a subway? And whats a voucher?
Aragorn: Beats me.
Gimli: Stupid people. A voucher is a type of millipede...