fellowship pranks!!!

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

So, as you all know, some of the Fellowship weren't exactly all friends in the beginning. *cough*(Legolas, Gimli...) I was giggling to myself in world studies today thinking about how much fun each of them could have had pulling pranks on the other... Like Legolas braiding ribbons into Gimli's beard when he was sleeping... Or Gimli replacing Legolas' arrow tips with suction cups... smilies/evil.gif kehehe... Or at least, its what I would have done.

[Phervasaion]

How about Gimli stealing Legolas's hairbrush. That might even cause the poor Elf to commit suicide.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Oooh, poor Snick, you had to be in school today? smilies/frown.gif That's horrible. My school was wonderful enough to give us two straight weeks off for Winter Break (aka: Christmas Vacation)...

Picture Boromir and Aragorn playing pranks on each other! Wait... Aragorn is far to noble... nah. smilies/biggrin.gif I can just see Boromir pouring shampoo on Aragorn's pillow while good ol' Strider's not paying attention... "What is this sudsy new devilry?" "Why 'King' Strider... where I come from, it's called SOAP!" And then Revenge... smilies/evil.gif "Hey Boromir! Is that a disco ball?" *Boromir looks around while Aragorn puts an orc mask on... Boromir looks back* "Where is it? I can't see-- AHHHHH Lurtz has come for me!!!!!"

Ah, the possibilites!

Fea

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Oooh, poor Snick, you had to be in school today? That's horrible. My school was wonderful enough to give us two straight weeks off for Winter Break
Lucky Fea... actually, today was the last day of school(rejoice!!!), and we go back on Jan. 5 or something(die, board of education). Which was why I was daydreaming about LOTR during world studies instead of paying attention. Ooh, not that I usually pay attention anyways... smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
I like the sudsy devilry thing!!!
how about...
Gandalf using wizardry to make the hobbit's food move around when they aren't looking, calling up a strong wind just as Legolas finished brushing his hair, dumping a load of flowers out of nowhere on top of Gimli... lol... he could do anything!

[Olorin_TLA]

Gandalf, for laughs, sends Gwaihir to pick Frodo and Sam up from the foothills of Mount Doom and dump them back at the Black Gate.

"See, WE managed to get it open!!!"

"...You...STUPID...IDIOT...*kills Gandalf*"

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Olorin- HHFOL!!!! (having hysterical fits of laughter...)

[Oroaranion]

What about Gimli replacing Legolas' precious shampoo with some kind of hair removing formula. Or Legolas painting dainty little flowers on Gimli's axe which he loves so much.

[Morai]

What about Gimli replacing Legolas' precious shampoo with some kind of hair removing formula. Or Legolas painting dainty little flowers on Gimli's axe which he loves so much.
I think Gimli would know better to get rid of Legolas's hair, he'd put green hair dye into his shampoo.
"Look Leggy! Your hair matches your clothes, either that or the mold on that rock...."

[Olorin_TLA]

The Balrog staprs a pair of Winged Nazgul Steeds wings on his back, and confuses the world. smilies/tongue.gif

Oh, and Tom Bombadil appears in a vision to Abraham, Jesus, Muhammed and Buddha, just to confuse his identity some more (as for Goldberry...) smilies/tongue.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Gimli switches Lego's shampoo with honey.

Lego: ??? Why can't I comb my hair? It's never been this stuck together before, and I just washed it!

Gimli: *snickers*

[Rasputin]

*watches gimli put nair into legolas' shampoo bottle*

oh my smilies/evil.gif

[Olorin_TLA]

The Hobbits, in Rivendell, decide to edit Bilbo's poems so as to get him trouble with the master of the House.

Excerpts include,

"I sit beside the fire and stink,"

and

"Earendil was a mariner,
His sons are morons,
Especially Smellrond."

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

"I sit beside the fire and stink,"

I LOVE IT!!!

k, more-
Gandalf sneaks magical everlasting bubble mix into Aragorns pipe, ruining his noble and kingly facade.
Aragorn gets him back by smearing a foul tasting herb along Gandalf's pipe stem.

[Olorin_TLA]

One from the Lost Tales...


Beren, a slave in Telvido's kitchens, spikes Telvido, Prince of Cats, food sopplu with catnip.

[polices]

Merry sneaks upon Pippon and places a "Heave a apple at me," sign on his back
~later~
Legolas is wondering why the fellowship's apples are all gone and Pippin is running after a laughing Merry and Aragorn.
~Later~
Also, Gimli is sneeking up on the completly unsuspecting Legolas who is completly mesmorised by a small picture of himself which was drawn by him (Note:It looks like a potato with yellow hair.) Gimli then pushes Legolas towards the camp, Legolas realises he is being pushed now. Legolas demandes to know what Gimli is doing Gimli replies:"You almost stepped into Aragorn's trap." "That is completly absurd." Said Legolas as he stomps away. Then Legolas falls into a pit, Gimli smiles Evilly. smilies/evil.gif

Okay that was bad.

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Okay that was bad.

*just a little...* no, jk.

In Lothlorien, Frodo dumps out the water in Galadriel's mirror and replaces it with... bubbles!!! (sorry, i am on a stange bubble obsession streak..)
Legolas replaces the three strands of hair given to Gimli with three of his own, and then freaks him out by mentioning whose they are when Gimli places them in a crystal plaque as a family heirloom, years later. smilies/evil.gif

[Eladain Moruviel]

Toiletpapering the white Tree of Gondor.
Or putting super glue on Gandalf's walking stick. Replacing Frodo's ring with a ringpop and watching him freak out. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Meneltarmacil]

Legolas places one of his knives point upward on the rock that Gimli's about to sit on, and Gimli ends up with a knife in his butt.

Gimli gets even with the elf by tying knots in his perfect hair while he is asleep. As well as putting itching powder in his shampoo.

Meanwhile, Boromir steals Gandalf's staff and replaces it with an ordinary stick. Gandalf is later banging that stick against the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and wondering why it doesn't work.

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[Nimrothiel]

Roflmao!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Gandalf: "You...shall not...pass!!!" *brings staff down; nothing happens* "Ohhhh sh!t..."

Balrog: "Rooooaaarrr!"

Okay, that was weird. smilies/rolleyes.gif

Merry and Pippin put Ex-lax in each other's food.

Pippin puts a "Kiss me, I'm a dwarf." sign on Gimli's back.

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Pippin and Merry get up in the middle of the night, put five or six arrows in Boromir's sword sheath. Better yet, steal Aragorn's little bow, and set it up pointing to Boromir.
*Wakes up* AAAHHHHHH!

[Morgul Queen]

Have any of you read Jenolas' 'Out of the Frying-Pan and into the Fire'? *snerk*

Gimli: *faints*

Merry and Pippin sneak out of bed in the middle of the night and...cut off Gimli's beard! M&P: Opps... smilies/evil.gif

Pippin stealing Legolas' bleach.

[Leona]

These are hillarious! Hmm... can I come up with one that won't get me hurt? Probably not, but I can try.

smilies/mad.gif I just blanked, I'll try again later.

sorry, pointless post

Later Leona

[Vanwatholiel]

Hullo! Umm, let's see. Everybody's was hilarious! I fell out of my chair!


Pippin replaces Aragorn's arrows with paper flowers, and Aragorn ends up throwing paper flowers at orcs. They get paper cuts. Pippin hands them LOTR exclusive band-aids.

[Angry Brandybuck]

Merry and Pippin would secretly put a kilo of Pipeweed into a stew that they're cooking for the rest of the Fellowship. The group then spends the next two days lying around listening to The Doors and the Grateful, with the munchies for Lembas.

[Ainaserkewen]

Here's something I could see happening: Sometime while they're still in the fellowship together, Pippin points out to Frodo that he has a few gray curls on the back of his head.

"WHAT! Where are they, I want to see! Gads! I'm only 50! And I bloody own the stupid ring of power! Vitality my foot!"

"Bilbo has grey hair..."

"Shut up! Everybody just shut UP! Legolas, can I borrow some of that dye?"

[Thorongil]

Legolas, being angry with Gimli for all the hair jokes, dyes his beard blonde. smilies/evil.gif

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Gandalf rigs it up so that when pippin turns the arrow a vast block of iron falls down and crushes him...

Pippin: AARGH!!

Gandalf: *laughing* there won't be a next time for you to throw yourself down it...

*nasty goblin noises*

Gandalf: Not again!

[Angry Brandybuck]

The Balrog turns out to be a fancy light and smoke show that Elrond stole from a Spinal Tap gig.

Gandalf: You B*****d! You made me break the bridge and everything! Look at the poor Hobbits' faces, they're scared witless! I almost died! And then there'd be no hope for Middle Earth"

Elrond: Yeah, but you should've seen you FACE!

[Luthien]

Hello! I'm new here and I just want to ask a simple question....WHERE CAN I GET BORED OF THE RINGS?????????

[elfearz1]

In Lothlorien, Frodo dumps out the water in Galadriel's mirror and replaces it with... bubbles!!!
teehee I always thought it would be funny to replace it with Jello!

[PoisonIvy]

you guys are crazy. i'm having a belly ache now, can hardly keep myself from laughing. greatly enjoy the legolas-gimli antics. nice...

legolas replaces gimli's ax with a toy balloon hammer during battle that when gimli tries to hit an orc with it, it produces this "toottt-toott" sound.

[Angry Brandybuck]

Bored of the rings is available from all good bookshops. That's all I can tell you. I got mine from a Waterstones.

[Vanwatholiel]

Tears are running down my cheeks! Hilarious! teehee. I fell out of my chair again! hmm. Sometimes I like to think that Frodo fills Galadriel's fountain/mirror with noodles and sauce. Then when Frodo tries to scare off Shelob, he holds up a vial full of spaghetti. shelob suddenly has a taste for Italian food. The vial actually DOES saves Frodo's life. That was so corny. smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Alphaelin]

At the Council of Elrond, Gandalf places a whoopie cushion on Elrond's chair.

Frodo convinces Sam that lembas will give you zits. Same spends the rest of their journey giving all the lembas to Frodo.

Pippin puts chili powder on Denethor's food.

Frodo tells Galadriel that all he sees in her mirror is her wearing a frumpy old bathrobe and a hairnet. In revenge Galadriel puts a sign on Frodo's back saying 'Kiss me, I'm the Ringbearer'.

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[Lady Snickerdoodle]

HEY GUYS its mee im back!! i missed u all so much! i couldnt go on barrowdowns for like 3 weeks but im back now!!! so thats y i havent been replying to all of your most excellent posts. they are really funny.

(at helms deep)
Gimli- You could have picked a better spot! Whats happening?
Legolas- Shall i describe it to you, or get you a box?
Gimli- *thinks about it* FINE, the box.
Legolas- *gets large box, pops it over gimli and sits on it*

[Morai]

at helms deep)
Gimli- You could have picked a better spot! Whats happening?
Legolas- Shall i describe it to you, or get you a box?
Gimli- *thinks about it* FINE, the box.
Legolas- *gets large box, pops it over gimli and sits on it*
You people never cease to inspire me.

(Also at Helms Deep)

When Theoden isn't looking, Aragorn and company replace all the arrowheads with cotton balls. To get revenge, Theoden switches Aragon's sword with a plastic one that lights up and makes noise.

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Ah, thankee Morai. *curtsies* I shall try to live up to that, though i think that last time i may have been posessed by humorous aliens (or barrowwights, as the case may be)...

In Fangorn Forest, Treebeard puts some kind of temporary paralysis pill in Merry and Pippen's entdraughts, and starts tormenting them with his long and boring songs because they can't run away.

Hey, you know, i think the school cafeteria may do exactly that to our food, knowing that most of my grade has algebra after lunch...

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Merry and Pippin replace the candles on Bilbo's bday cake with those trick ones that don't go out.

Gimli glues a fake beard on Legolas when he's sleeping.

and

In Rohan, when Gandalf throws off his cloak with the impressive line, "I am Gandalf the White!" he gets laughed at because Aragorn has dyed his robes pink!

these were not funny in the least. sry guys.

[warrenerd]

maybe if the circumstances weren't so dark, i could imagine that happening. especially with merry and pip on the fellowship. "uh oh, merry. looks like samwise wet himself again... you shouldn't sleep with your fingers in water, samwise. that tends to happen..."
~laughing at the wall~
:smokin:

[rutslegolas]

you al are so funny .
let us see gimli stealing legolas favourate dye and replacing it with a red coloured one
:smokin:

[Miriel Undomiel]

In Rohan, when Gandalf throws off his cloak with the impressive line, "I am Gandalf the White!" he gets laughed at because Aragorn has dyed his robes pink!
OR, he throws of his cloak say his line, and get laughed at because he forgott to put on his white robes.
A naked Gandalf? :eek: *shudders*

[Finwe]

Ok, let's just stop that before we start getting the mental pictures...

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

EEW EEW TOO LATE my eyes my eyes, my burning eyes... But, you know, I bet that would scare Grima away, without having to go through the messy process of fighting and spitting on people and being thrown down stairs and such. Useful, but at a high cost to others, then... *runs off to go soap eyes*

[skadork]

Sam could tie Aragorn's feet together when he's asleep. Then of course, pretend to be the unsuspected innocent bystander!

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Sam could tie Aragorn's feet together A noble use for real Elven rope. Galadriel would be proud, or at least, Elrond would, because then he wouldn't be able to make it back to Arwen...

Elrond: Arwen, come on we have to leave for the ships.
Arwen: There is still hope, Aragorn will return.
Elrond: He is not coming back. I'm serious this time!
Arwen: But there is always hope!
*great crash in distance as Aragorn tries to get up but falls over*
Arwen: hmm, guess not. *goes off to the grey havens*

[Morai]

A noble use for real Elven rope. Galadriel would be proud, or at least, Elrond would, because then he wouldn't be able to make it back to Arwen...

That really put's pictures in my mind. Imagine Gollum attempting to tie Elven rope around Sam's neck while he's sleeping.

Gollum: We musssst get revenge my precioussss.
After picking up the rope, Gollum remembers that he doesn't like to be near it.
Gollum : OW! MY PRECIOUSSSS IT BURNS US!
Then Gollum comes up with an idea, he uses a rock to drag the elven rope towards Sam. Afterwards, he again tries wrap it around the sleeping hobbit with his teeth. Though the rope touches his tounge
Gollum: WATER PRECIOUSSSS! IT BURNS!
Gollum proceeds to run in the river and drink as much water as he can. Meanwhile Sam wakes up, with elven rope on his face.
Sam: Huh?
Then he tastes it, hearing Gollum's complaints.
Sam: Mmm, tastes like the tobasco sauce my Gaffer used to make.

[Miriel Undomiel]

Ok, let's just stop that before we start getting the mental pictures... EEW EEW TOO LATE my eyes my eyes, my burning eyes...
Oh, I'm sorry... (why isn't there an evil smily here?)
And the funny thing about my last post, is the fact that it wasn't even a prank! Just Gandalf being old and senile...Mabye someone (coughcoughAragorncoughcough) was a bit grumpy for not being the leader anymore... :rolleyes: