Conversational Quotes

[Lindolirian]

Ok, I don't know if any of you have seen Whose line is it Anyway? with Drew Carey, but its a really funny show where they play these wacky games. One of them is called "Song Titles" where the -players can only speak using the titles of songs, and they have to make a conversation out of it. To get to my point, we could do something like that. Thank goodness for this Middle earth mayhem forum, i was wondering where i would put this crazy idea. Anyways, we would have a "conversation" using only quotes from any Middle Earth related Tolkien book. For example, i will start of the converstation with a quote of Beorn's:
Ugh, here they are. They don't seem dangerous. You can be off.
Now that is sort of a conversation starter, and you must reply with a quote that would make sense in the conversation. Try to make it funny, other wise this will get boring... smilies/smile.gif
Go ahead and work off of the Beorn quote that i gave. Have Fun!!

[Flittermouse]

Meaning we're not (fair to look upon)? - Samwise

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

'"Oh, indeed!" replied Frodo.'

[Nevfeniel]

"Come! We are needed. There is much that you can yet do." Gandalf to "their" hairdresser. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lush]

"I can walk this path...But the others have not the skill."

(Legolas)

[Lindolirian]

"I can't go on. Not without Mr. Frodo!"
(Sam Gamgee)

[Susan Delgado]

"Come on, Sam, let's go home"
-Frodo

[Melephelwen]

'He has been doing that for many years' - Strider (He's talking about the hairdresser, if anyone's wondering)

[ June 17, 2002: Message edited by: Melephelwen ]

[ElanorGamgee]

But handsome is as handsome does we say.-Sam (concerning the hairdresser)

[ June 17, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]

[Lindolirian]

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."-Gildor (or the affairs of hairdressers)

you can also use quotes from the movie(s).

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Lindolirian ]

[Uruloki]

Are you alowed to twist quotes?

*The hair grows ever on and on,
Down from the roots where it began (said the hairdresser)*

I'm afraid I'm new so if that was wrong, I'm sorry. I'll go crawl back under my rock............ smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lindolirian]

Yes you may twist the quotes...

[Melephelwen]

One hairdo to rule them all!

Gandalf smilies/cool.gif

[Birdland]

"Treasure it, Lady." - Gimli, referring to the new One Hairdo

[Melephelwen]

He looks more like a grocer than a hairdresser!

Glóin, as he enters the room smilies/tongue.gif

[Lindolirian]

Well Master, we're in fix and no mistake. -Sam as he sees his new hairdo

[ June 23, 2002: Message edited by: Lindolirian ]

[Greyhame]

"Is it secret? Is it safe?"

Gandalf as he sheepishly covers his new Orli Bloom-like mohawk, retreating from the barbershop.

[Gayahithwen]

Beware of hairdressers, for they are subtle and have very sharp scissors.. smilies/smile.gif

[Lindolirian]

"Saruman, Saruman!
Saruman, you missed your path in life. You should have been the king's hairdresser and earned your bread, and stripes too, by mimicking his counsellors. Ah me!"

-Gandalf when he realizes that it was Saruman who was the hairdresser the whole time.

[Elennar Starfire]

Stupid, fat hairdresser! You is ruining it! Spoiling nice hair.

-Gollum

[Evisse the Blue]

"Miserable trickster! Let me get my hands on you! Curse you and all the hairdressers to death and darkness!"
Boromir shouted seeing his curly locks in the mirror.

[Oddwen]

"Y'know, I don't usually 'old with foreign styles, but this elven style isn't bad!" - Sam

[Elwen_starmaiden]

"Its been this way before, you're going in circles!" Frodo to the hairdresser after she gave up when Frodo wouldn't make up his mind.