If You Were Locked in A Room With . . . [Archive] - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

NyteSky

08-18-2002, 11:23 PM

Oh I'm in that sort of situation all the time. First you try to get any weapons they have away from them, ideally without getting too mauled. Then make sure all caffinated beverages are removed. I know one hobbit in particular that goes insane with Pepsi. Then remove all sugary objects. If they haven't calmed down at least a little by this point, sit on them. I haven't actually tried that part (I usually don't make it past the don't get mauled part) but I've heard it works really well. But in reality they'd probably drive me either to point of psychopathic insanity or gibbering madness. Both are kinda fun. smilies/wink.gif

Frodosgirl

08-19-2002, 12:24 PM

i would definatly join them, it would be very funny and mad!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim

08-19-2002, 01:21 PM

I'd get a photo with them. And yeah, how could you resist getting drunk and partying hard with Merry and Pip.

I'm presuming this cupboard has drink?

The Green Ringwraith

08-19-2002, 04:11 PM

Be the crehzehist on in der, and get a pic, and smoochies on Pippin... *sigh* And run around in circles yelling "A Elbereth Githoniel" while trying to find a light switch and doing RW screeches and singing random songs like drunk people and trying to find food for 6 meals...

Rec the Hedgehog

08-19-2002, 04:16 PM

One thing: Join them!

Merri

08-20-2002, 01:55 PM

Well, sure, the room has drink, if you can find it in a completely empty room with padded white walls. Hey, why not? We can make it up. It's a fantasy world, isn't it? smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ August 20, 2002: Message edited by: Merri ]

LadyElbereth

08-22-2002, 01:58 PM

I would definitly join them and i'd make sure i'd get a pic of all of us, then after a while i'd go insane, but who cares? we'd be having too much fun to notice. smilies/biggrin.gif

gollum*elf*pup

08-22-2002, 02:03 PM

Join them! We'd all be bouncing off the walls! Probably very drunk! Crazy hobbitish fun!

Rosseiliantiel

08-22-2002, 04:28 PM

Wow, it's an echo! Let's all say the exact same (well, similar) thing in a chorus of "i'd join them"s!

But yeah, I'd join them. What else could you do? Spoil their fun?

Elsaur

08-22-2002, 05:06 PM

i'm writing this from inside that room with merry, pippin,some hot elves that we invited and way ,way to much mudslide and it's the best time of my life.my advice is join them but B.Y.O.B. gotta go pip has mistaken a plant in the corner for the bathroom. smilies/evil.gif

akhtene

08-22-2002, 05:23 PM

What would I do? That would probably depend on my mood. If I was busy with something really gripping - like reading the Silmarilion yet one more time - I'd probably start shouting "LET ME (OR GET THEM) OUT OF HERE!!!" smilies/wink.gif
Do I sound like a bore? But so I am at times.

Merri

08-23-2002, 10:18 AM

*raises eyebrow* I never knew that a plant looked like the bathroom, but, hmm, I guess anything goes. There does seem to be an echo in here . . . smilies/biggrin.gif

I think I'd go crazy first, and then I'd join them, and then I'd ask them all about Frodo and Sam and Gandalf and Aragorn, and their extensive travels smilies/smile.gif

Jeli Baggins

08-23-2002, 10:48 AM

wow how'd u guys noe? merry and pip were invited over my house a few weeks ago, but stil haven't arrived. Hmmm, maybe they stopped over sum of ur houses first! *gasp* well, better go get them. Oh wait, where do sum of u live? oh well, i'll invite frodo next time, at least he won't take ne shortcuts!

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Amalthea

08-23-2002, 11:52 AM

I'd grab a pint in one hand and a mushroom in the other and then PARTY!

Morai

08-23-2002, 04:19 PM

"If I were locked in a room with Merry and Pippin..."

1. Get us all high on sugar
2. Give them a taste of Rock music
3. Request that someone put us in strait jacketts
4. Teach them the fine points of music ("I got a baby bumble bee...")
5. Bounce off the walls and hurt myself.

Catherine

08-26-2002, 07:36 PM

I would join them!!! It would be so much fun and we would have to get it all on tape!! LOL!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Elenna

08-29-2002, 06:07 PM

I must admit that I get really annoyed with hyper people, so I would probably yell at them.

That's just how I am - sorry to all you childlike hobbits out there.

ArwenVardaurwenEvenstar

08-29-2002, 10:23 PM

Oy it's Merry and Pippin were talking about! Of course we join them. Who can't resist their charm and wittiness?

ElanorTheFair

08-29-2002, 10:31 PM

Hey all
Now let me get this clear, it is only Merry and Pippin?? No Frodo?? Well if there was no Frodo in another room, i suppose i would JOIN THEM!!!!!! They are so much fun, and i would love to join them.
Dream the impossible because, dreams do come true. (Elijah Wood)

Lumbule

08-30-2002, 02:31 AM

I would bang on the door of this room and ask the person who locked me in there with pip and merry, if I can exchange them for two cute little Moria-goblins. (Yes, I know I`m odd) smilies/biggrin.gif
Or I would shear the Hobbits and sell their locks for a good deal of money to their fans. smilies/evil.gif smilies/wink.gif

elanor_niphredil

08-30-2002, 04:16 AM

I think, depending on the mood I was in, I would either join them, or grab hold of their little fuzzy feet and shake them until they stopped.

VanimaEdhel

08-30-2002, 05:25 PM

Join them, then ask if they can ask their friend, Legolas, if he knows of any attractive young Elves in Mirkwood for me smilies/wink.gif . Just kidding...I'd probably just join them...probably smilies/wink.gif . *Laughs* Hmmm...being locked in a room with them would be fun though. They remind me of...well...my friends...and me at times.

Velendiel

08-31-2002, 04:20 PM

soon the whole world will be acting crazy and hobbitish...and acting human will be abnormal.Alltho if that ever happens, there will be NO change in my lifestyle.LOL
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I'D JOIN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!heehee smilies/tongue.gif

Elven Mistress

09-01-2002, 03:27 PM

Well, I LOVE Pippin but I'm not the kind that would fool around...hmmm...let's see... it would really depend on what they were doing... I wouldn't get drunk...I wouldn't do anything rash...I'd probably be standing there, watching them while either quoting from LOTR or singing some nice Celtic Music... smilies/biggrin.gif

Ringfalath

09-02-2002, 03:14 PM

How can I join them, when I was the one who started the craziness! Well duh, I wouldn't just let come in and start being crazy, so I'd beat them to it. Thats just the way I am. We'd do the hobbit dance or somethin, ya know the one that Frodo is doing at Bilbo's party. I'm going to do that dance at all my schools dances, me and my best friend both. We are crazy people. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!! Curses! Curse all conformists!!!
-Ringfalath

Samwise_Gamgee

09-02-2002, 09:29 PM

I would join them! I would grab a firework (if I found one) and tell them to light it! Then we would play jokes on the neighbors! Then we would stay up late swapping manly stories and in the morning I'm making waffles! (Last sentence ring any bells?!) smilies/biggrin.gif It comes in pints?! I'm gettin one! - Pip

Elven Mistress

09-03-2002, 05:36 AM

Yeah...it rings a bell, lol....

That was really hard for me to decide! I'm in love with Pip (yeah, it's pathetic, i know) but i'm just not the partying type...

--Elven Mistress--

09-03-2002, 10:11 AM

I would try and concentrate on a way out of the room calmly. I do not mind the way Hobbits act and can cope with it well.

Neferchoirwen

09-03-2002, 10:50 AM

I'd invite the Mad Hatter and his party along with me!

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas

09-03-2002, 04:45 PM

*Standing outside a door, in front of a news camra, holding a mic*
Hello, This is Kithrèna Legolas repoting for T.E.N. (The Elf News) Onsite at what is known as "The Marry and Pippin Party room" Where dozzens of Barrow-downers have locked themselves in with Marry Brandybuck and Pippin Took. From the sounds that are comeing from the room, it seems that theres a lotta drinking and bounceing off walls going on in there, and acording from inside sorces, a regluar house plant that was sitting in a corner has turned into a bathroom.
Now if You'll excuse Me, I had better get in there before all the Vodka Martinis are taken up!
This has been Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas reporting for T.E.N. *Throws down mic and skiddaldes into the room* HELLO EVERYBODY!

Samwise_Gamgee

09-04-2002, 10:53 AM

Piddles on the plant that is now a 'bathroom'....hello newcomer! smilies/biggrin.gif

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas

09-04-2002, 02:25 PM

Hello!
I'll take a vodka martini, shaken and not stirred....Is Pippin supposed to be hanging upside down from that torn out padding in the roof???

Frieda

09-04-2002, 02:49 PM

I would probably join them too or uhh...let them be crazy to me...o_O; That last part didn't sound right did it? lol. ^^
But I like them so I don't think I'd mind the way they act. ^_^

Horse-Maiden of the Shire

12-30-2002, 02:31 PM

join them of course!! being crazy and hobbitish sounds FUN! also pippin and merry are awesome so id porbably say NYA to you because im locked in a room with them and youre not! smilies/biggrin.gif

Gorwingel

12-31-2002, 12:01 AM

There is only one thing you can do when you are in that kind of situation...
Grab a pint and PARTY! smilies/biggrin.gif

Artanis

01-01-2003, 12:40 AM

Meditate. Do my best not to commit hobbitcide...which isn't very good. Can you guys deal with out them? *holds up heads*

Daewen

01-01-2003, 10:05 AM

Typical me...I'd ham up a "sweet yet brave Shire lass" routine and make them like me. And then I'd meet Aragorn, kill Arwen, become Gondor's queen, and leave Merry and Pippin broken hearted.
I'm really not a cruel wicked girl...I just want Aragorn...and if I just so happen to meet Merry and Pippin before hand, why not go for some sweet sweet Hobbit lovin'?

Aelfwine

01-01-2003, 11:12 AM

You're a sweet Shire lass who isn't really cruel and wicked but you would kill Arwen?

I bet murdering someone would really make the heroes of Middle Earth respect you and love you.

Aelfwine

Daewen

01-01-2003, 11:38 AM

No, i'm not really a shire lass...i'd probably be an elf...and who'd miss arwen anyway? what did she do?

Maylin

01-01-2003, 12:47 PM

well, most likely I would find some corner, far away from the alcoholic stuff (i'm underage, and the very smell of the stuff makes me sick) and hide in it until I could escape. Peole going insane like that scare me, though I would still love to meet merry and pippin. Once I could sneak out, I try to find my way to rivendell, Lothlorien, or even fangorn or mirkwood, searching for Gollum, who I think is really still alive.

Marsyas

01-01-2003, 04:43 PM

Well sure I'd join them!! If we were locked in the room then it would probably be a while before we got out. What's the harm in passing time by being 'hobbitish'?

Morai

01-01-2003, 05:23 PM

I'm not much of an alcohol fan either. So, like I've probably said before, I'd settle for getting us all high on sugar. (Then sing a bunch of songs, making people think we were drunk)

frorlind

01-01-2003, 06:17 PM

Of course I would definately party right along with Merry and Pippin. What else would you do? Sit there and watch them bounce up and down singing "John Jacob Jingle Hymer Schmidt" without joining? Not fun at all. So either you join them or your out of luck. smilies/biggrin.gif

My Cat Sasha

01-01-2003, 07:35 PM

I'd call all of my friends and brag. Then I'd join them.

Dark Shadow

01-02-2003, 11:26 AM

that situation sounds familiar... just like mah birthday party...everyone was hyper and messing with a lighter.. I was just sitting at the table, scowling at everyone and telling them to put it down. I had to confiscate it in the end...... so um, to be quite honest, I'd stand there looking all sour and "I'm above this kind of thing". Sorry....

Airerûthiel

01-02-2003, 02:09 PM

I would get some stupid passer-by out on the street to go and smuggle some beer into the room before I went in, and then we would have a totally crazy party involving truth or dare ("So, who did you think was the most I'm-great-as person you met on your journeys?"), lots of sugar and caffeine, bouncing off the walls, random drunken songs, and finishing with Pippin getting an electric guitar from somewhere and playing a rock version of 'A Elbereth Glithoniel' on the roof and then jumping off the top of the building! Oh, and all the other living Fellowship members (and Éomer and Éowyn and possibly Arwen) woud come and join us!

Hmmm...Aragorn and Éowyn completely off their faces and Arwen possibly not invited...*nice mental image...I apologise, my sick mind runs away with me sometimes lol*

Gandalf_theGrey

01-02-2003, 02:40 PM

Dark Shadow:

Hail and Well Met. I've observed you as I passed by outside the window of The Green Dragon Inn. Your impressive adventurous nature is well noted. smilies/smile.gif

* enters smiling, cloak flowing behind him, encircled by rising Old Toby smoke, bows a greeting *

The situation at your birthday party sounds familiar to mine, only I was the one playing with fire. To mingle Ages (for which I beg pardon), the year was 1989, or perhaps 1988 or 1990. I was attending a Middle Earth bbs computer gathering at a strange sort of Inn known as a pizza place. In days of old, before the internet, those of us from bbs computer forums would often get together to meet the faces behind the names.

Wanting to provide just a touch of magical entertainment, I thought to produce a small flash of flame while sitting at the table. Being an active member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians at the time, (Buffalo, Gene Gordon Ring 12), you'll understand that the tale I herewith tell is quite based on reality.

Long tale short, instead of a mere fiery flash, I accidentally created a globular fireball larger than I'd expected. The ball of flame fell into my hands, where I cradled it for a moment, thinking how funny it was that there was absolutely no pain or burning sensation. Amazing even myself, I dropped the fireball onto the table, where it burned a hole through the cover of a friend's document before vanishing.

A hush fell on the assembled crowd, ... from the hosts Elven Lady Brandoria and her two friends, lords of Men with the very unpretentious names of Salty and Paul Beer Sniffer, to all the guests. I grinned sheepishly, did no further displays of magic, and ever afterwards tried to live down the exaggerated claims that Gandalf nearly burnt down an entire Inn by uttering a single command.

As for your own situation, Dark Shadow, I'm sure your birthday party was by far the merrier for being hosted with such safe wisdom as your own.

Gandalf the Grey

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Gandalf_theGrey ]

Sindafalathiel

01-04-2003, 03:52 PM

Hail everyone! *falls off a bed in the corner of the room* May I join? I may? Why thank you! *drinks a glass of water mixed with too much sugar*
The room...10 minutes later (music plays) AIYEEEEE!!!! *bounces off the walls*

Taure Leafsilver

01-04-2003, 06:03 PM

locked in a room with merry and pip huh? Let's see I've got chocolate, ale,a large truck of Surge........May the fun begin!!

elvenprincess3

01-04-2003, 10:21 PM

I would join them. They sometimes come across as hyperactive, but they never would be labeled as boring. I think it would be lots of fun.

Sleeping Beauty

01-05-2003, 12:08 AM

*sets up video camera and watches the festivities in amusement*

Durelin

01-05-2003, 01:55 PM

I just noticed that very few people that have posted here know how to spell definitely. smilies/biggrin.gif

Horse-Maiden of the Shire

01-11-2003, 01:49 AM

lets see, i'll have a pint of fourteen-twenty THANK YOU very much! And then let's have some cheese!

Pennthangeil

01-31-2003, 06:40 PM

Be happy, psyco hobbit peoples of corse.
Sing REM songs all night long
then have a Pint
go to sleep
Wake up early with pippin and got through rocks of the bridge of Khaza Dum(sp)!

luin'loki

02-01-2003, 03:02 PM

I would secretly bring a dagger and murder Pippin and Merry. smilies/evil.gif I hate hobbits!They are ugly stupid,always thinking of food,always getting drunk,and hairy feet are so muchof a turn off!No offense to the hobbit people out there.

Helkahothion

02-01-2003, 03:16 PM

Good question,

I would roll in 10 barrel's of Bacardi Breezer and have a really good time. When we are tired: A drinking contest. Drink till the last one standing. Wow man, does that bring back memories. Oops wait, wrong site smilies/smile.gif.

Greetings,

Anuion
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PeregrinTook

02-01-2003, 08:49 PM

JOIN THEM!!!!! I always remind my friends of Pippin or Merry because of my craziness... But I wouldn't touch the alcohol: I'm underage, too, and, yes, the smell of it makes me sick, too. I'd probable grab an empty Pint and fill it with Cream Soda and just pretend! smilies/wink.gif But it would be SO much fun!! I wouldn't hesitate a second if I were given a chance to go there!!

Horse-Maiden of the Shire

02-01-2003, 11:16 PM

I would secretly bring a dagger and murder Pippin and Merry.
GASP!!!!! What?!?!? That is much too evil for me.

Pennthangeil

02-04-2003, 05:42 AM

Me:Pippin! *shakes him* PippinPippin look!
Pippin:Wha.....
both:BWahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Pippin:You could get us arrested for that-
Merry:Yall check this out*boom* Bwahahahahahaa! Cool right, I got this off of Gandalf!
Me: To the Roof!!!
All: MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Inderjit Sanghera

02-04-2003, 08:23 AM

Join them in their childish rebellion before slicing their heads off. Or something...

Pennthangeil

02-04-2003, 03:50 PM

Join them in their childish rebellion before slicing their heads off. Or something...

You are cruel and heartles. I will slay thee
*fits an arrow into bow*

Helkahothion

02-05-2003, 03:10 AM

Here's what my mom would do,

Lock the room, fill it with nock out gass and wait untill they get sober.

Boring yes, but we can always replace the nock out gas for something different. I was thinking mosterd. smilies/evil.gif

Greetings,

Anuion
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purplefluffychainsaw

02-05-2003, 07:57 AM

I'd poke them until they told me where my dear friend Legolas is. And if they uldn't tell me I'd ask for Frodo. (Not SAM coz I am SAM) And then Gandaf. And so on till I got to meet my dear friend Legolas. And then... Well shall I just put [Censored] smilies/biggrin.gif

Pennthangeil

02-07-2003, 06:18 AM

Later on the roof.........

BOOM
All:Mwahahahahahaha!
Pippin smilies/redface.gifk now the green one!
Merry lights the green one
Fshisssssle
Me smilies/biggrin.gifud. Bummer.
Merry smilies/frown.giflooking sad)Yeh
Frodo shows up with lots of food
All:Frodo!! (sees food) FOOD!
Frodo:Whoa--(points at me) Who the hell is she?
Merry and Pippin look at me and shrug
Pippin:I dunno. She showed up.
Merry:Yes, but WHO is she.
Me: Oh right--I am Pennthangeil the Elf. I was declared Hobbit friend by a Mr. Bilbo Baggins. Figgured I would find some to hang out with.
Frodo: Bilbo you say? How is my dear old uncle?
Me: O all right. Off his rocker but all right.
Pippin lights something on fire
All:Wenie Roast. Bwhahahahahahaha

to be continued

Eressië Ailin

03-01-2003, 11:00 PM

Well said, luin'loki!!! But I would much rather be locked in a room with Aragorn (after Arwen is dead and gone, of course)!!

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy

03-02-2003, 01:11 AM

I'll have to go against the majority of the votes and say I would rather be spending some quiet time elsewhere. If I were trapped, I'd probably grow rather annoyed and end up hurting them or insulting their feelings. Best to leave me out of the party. smilies/wink.gif

Horse-Maiden of the Shire

03-02-2003, 10:56 AM

Let's see...I would join Pennthangeil, Merry, Pippin, and Frodo on the roof in lightin off fireworks...and bring a few of my own of course. Haha, I snitched the dragon one! Yes!!

Hirilaelin

03-02-2003, 05:27 PM

Well, I can't drink, soooo.... Get totally smashed on sugar, (you can do that you know) start dancing around and singing, and probably end up doing something dangerous and really fun. Like monster fireworks. Heh.

aragornreborn

03-06-2003, 01:03 PM

There's only one thing to do... Play Tig!

Pippin Took

03-06-2003, 01:07 PM

I would go with them! They are so fun-crazy!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Horse-Maiden of the Shire

03-06-2003, 05:23 PM

Hahaha...yes! Tig it is!
Erm..how do you play? smilies/rolleyes.gif

aragornreborn

03-06-2003, 10:26 PM

Well, Tig would only be fun if Elijah was there, too. smilies/evil.gif

[ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: aragornreborn ]

Pennthangeil

03-07-2003, 08:44 AM

Meanwhile in My head
The rooftop on which pennthangeil, frodo, and pippin and merry has become the first largest city in Hobbiton

Me: Yall this party rocks

Pippin: Wha'

Me: This party ROCKS

Pippin: Oh Yeah

Me: But lets get out of here before we go deaf!

Frodo: Wha'

Me: I said, lets get out of here before we go deaf

Frodo: WHAT!

Me: I sai-- *pause* (kisses Frodo as to take his tonsils out then walks out)

Frodo Pippin and Merry follow her out of the building

Wishful thinking