Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Alcarinque]

Well I am not really sure under which category to post this invention of mine... seriously, I just thought of it right now while watching MTV...

Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing:

1. We've got a little world for Sauron... (sang by Frodo, Sam and Gollum... to the rythym of Westlife's "WORLD OF OUR OWN")

[Elven-Maiden]

hehe that's a good one! smilies/smile.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

"Yo-ho-Yo-ho a Ringwraith's life for me" (following the theme to the Pirates of the Caribbean).
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go" (Sauron as he goes to Numeanor)
"There once was a story 'bout a Hobbit named Sam. He followed his master to a dark and dreary lan'. And then one day he was climbin' up Mount Doom, and helped poor Frodo with some on settin' gloom... Evil that is... One Ring... Sauron." (to the theme of the Beverly Hillbillies)
OK, that was really bad, sorry smilies/smile.gif

[greyhavener]

Where is Weird Al when you need him?

Legolas sings: (to tune of Youth of the Nation)

We are we are the elves of Lothlorein.

Went in the creepy cave
that became the grave
of gangsta dwarves.
Kill by orcs
those evil dorks
Defending their horded gold,
Sure they were bold,
Greedy gangsta dwarves.

We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.
We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.

Followed this wiz
who was minding the biz
of hobbits and men.
Guarding the ring,
Defending the king,
Hangin' with the short guys
Swattin' Morder's flies,
Then us elves are gonna bail.

We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.
We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.

[Bramblerose Gamgee-Took]

Hey greyhavener, I love those lyrics!.
smilies/biggrin.gif. I can never think of funny things like that smilies/frown.gif

[Lomelinde]

Hee, hee, very cute! smilies/tongue.gif I'm not original enough to come up with this kind of thing but if you want to see some REALLY good song spoofs from LOTR, go here (http://ringil.cis.ksu.edu/Tolkien/Humor/RedSOW/) They are absolutely hilarious! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Samwise_Gamgee]

"I'm black la de de la do da" (From that song that Eifel64 sings) What the nazgul sing...

[Melichus]

"The B---- Is Back", by Elton John, sung by Gandalf at the return of Sauron in FOTR.

[ September 03, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Frodo: There once was a Dwarf from Nantucket...

SORRY!!! I coulden't help Myself...BAD KITH, BAD! *Glomps self over head with an Orc*

Legolas: (To the tune of "In The End" By Linkin' Park)

One thing,
I dont know why,
I coulden't find a fly swater to get a fly,
That landed on My nose,
And it made Me blow,
Jumpin around like an ideiot,
I stumped My toe,
All I know,
Is that My hair dont look good green,
Some punk even called My Mr. Bean,
As I was up on stage,
Tryin' to get a laugh,
But in the end it gave the aduince gass.

Sam: *The tune of "high Hopes"*

Once there was a little ol' Hobbit,
The end of the world,
He thought he could stop-it,
Everyone knows a hobbit can't stop-it,
but he kept tying anyways,
Cause he had,
Hiiiigh Hopes,
He had,
Hiiigh Hopes,
He had,
High Hobbit pies in the,
Skyyy hopes.
So anytime your gettin' low,
Instead of lettin' go,
Just remember that hobbit.
Woops there gose another wor-er-er-er-rld end!

Well...I tried...

[Lady_Báin]

that's hilarious kith!!! smilies/biggrin.gif
Jumpin around like an ideiot,
I stumped My toe,

[ September 03, 2002: Message edited by: Lady_Báin ]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Thanks...I could just imagen Legolas hopping around on one foot, craddleing the other one shouting "MY TOE, MY TOE!"

[Rose Cotton]

From Robin Hood: Men in Tights

We're Elves!
We're Elves in tights!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're Elves!
We're Elves in tights!
We take from the rich and give to the poor that's right!
We may look like sissies,
But don't get us wrong,
Or else we'll put out your lights.
We're Elves in TIGHTS!

um.....ya. smilies/biggrin.gif

I can think of more, just give me a minute.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

*Bends over laughing her guts out* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THATS HULLIERUS!

Just one question, Who sung it?

Keep up the good work!
*Faints from lack of Oxygen because she laughed to much*

[ArwenVardaurwenEvenstar]

Tune Yellow Submarine Frodo's ring song
In the age when i was born
There was a ring
of power! { power!]
I've been carrying it for years
Though it's been a burden [ burden!]
We all hate sauran
who created this ring
who created this ring
we all hate sauran
who created this ring'
who created this ring

corny huh? lol cyaz
Arwen

[Robin Headstrong]

Gimli about Legolas:
Elf looks like a lady! (Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady")

Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson (remade by Alien Ant Farm)
As they rode off to Weathertop,
Sounds of screeches just wouldn't stop.
Came to the camp of the hobbits,
Sensed the Ring and tried to rob it.
He put on the Ring, his from harm,
But he was struck down, right in the arm.

Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?

Frodo are you okay?
Could you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sign at Weathertop
That he struck you
Screech that won't stop, Frodo!
They came into your camp
Sensed the Ring now,
Right in your camp.
Then you went and put it on, now
You were struck down,
In the arm now.

Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by
A Black Rider!

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I belive Mr. Jackson coulden't have done better himself.
*Still humming "we'er Evles in tights"*

Gandalf: *To The rytem of "Amaircan Pie"*

My, My,
This here Frodo guy,
Has a ring that can destroy the world,
And the eyes of a squrill,
As he runs from Wraiths,
they all sing in sync,
"When will we ever catch this guy?
When will we ever catch this guy?"

OK, that was lame...

[LaurinaAinur]

Fellow fanatics, LaurinaAinur thinks these songses are WAAAY too funny. ROFL!! I was in the process of looking for a tune to sing Tom Bombadil's songs and 'The Road Goes Ever On' to when I came across these...funny, huh?

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Yep, tottally LaurinaAinur!

Sourn: THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH!
THOUGH IT IS SUCH A PERFECT PLACE TO START, MY LOVE! (James Bond song)

Legolas&Frodo:
THE HILLL ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!
WITH SONGS THEY HAVE SUNG, FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!!

[galadwen29]

sauron singing to the culture club's do you really want to hurt me?

give me time
to realize my crime
let me rule
with the ring
i see things
with my lidless eye
how can i rule freeeeeeeeeee?

do you really want to hurt me?
do you really want to make me cry?
do you really want the ring?
do you really want to make me cry?

biblo cuts in- (with gandalf)

you've been talking 'bout believe me
the magic ring's no way to go
precious ring- believe me
i don't want to let you go


how's that for a start- more soon! (i hope!)

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Contenueing from galadwen29's last post

Sauron:
If its the ring you want from Me,
Then go-o,
Away.
You can't have,
This pressuise ring,
Now go-o,
awaaayyyyy,

Do you really want to hurt Me,
do you really want to make Me cry,--

Legolas&Gimly: *Cuts in*
Yes we really want to hurt you,
as a matter of fact,
we want to poke your eye, *Gimli cuts out because he can't strike high notes*
YES WE REALLY WANT TO HUUURRT YOOOUUU!!!,
YES WE REALLY WANT TO MAEKE YOU CRYYYY!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Frodo *Rythem of "Here comes the rain again" By the Erithmics*

Here comes the Ring again,
Following Me like a bloody curse,
Everytime I look its in My purse...
I want to run away from it,
If I don't I think I'll have a fit.
Wanna dive into an ocean,
Perhaps then I'll get away from it

[ September 05, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

[Elven Mistress]

Okay, me and my friends love celtic music and were inspired to write a parody of Mummer's Dance by Loreena Mckennitt - it's not that great... I'm only putting the chorus and second verse...

(Chorus)
We've been runing all of the night
And sometime of this day
Now removing into Bree
We bring some wraiths so free

Who will go down to that lonely inn
And summon some pints there
And meet the ranger known as Aragorn
In the autumn of the year
The screams of the wraiths seem to fill the wood
And when the hobbits eat
All their voices can be heard
Long past the screeching gul

(Chorus)

--Elven (should be hobbit!) Mistress--

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

^That was wonderful!
I could imagen her singing that!

Sauron: *Take off of "I Want It That Way" by The Backstreet Boys*

You are,
My pressuisse,
My one,
Desire,
Belive,
When I say,
I want that Dam** Ring!

Tell Me why,
I can't have that bloody ring,
Tell Me why,
I can't have that pressuse Ring,
Tell Me why,
You never gonna say,
"Here, have the ring Sauron"

OK, that was lame.... smilies/frown.gif

[Minyaharmawen]

I'm luaghing so hard *falls of chair*... i'm okay

[Morgul Queen]

JUST SOMETHING I THINK MOST GIRLS WANT TO SEE
LEGOLAS: IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT ... TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT... SO SEXY IT HURTS
(WHILE STRIPPING DOWN OF COURSE smilies/wink.gif)

[Keeper of the Feet of Melkor]

I cant think of anything, but yours are great!!!

[Maltaharma]

(To the tune of the can-can)
The Uruk-hai:
Can!
Can you serve Saruman?
Can you do his can-can?
Are you his biggest fan?
Saruman:
You better be or else your dead!
Uruk-hai:
You don't wanna be dead
Don't lose your head, head
Or else your dead
Or else you dead. Hey!
Enter Lady Orcs:
Can!
Can you do the can-can?
Orcs can do the can-can
And we'll kill Boromir
Uruk-hai:
At least that's what it says in the script!
Enter Boromir:
Sucks.
My life really sucks sucks
Orcs can't really dance dance
(Pause. All orcs glare at him)
Boromir:
But don't take it personally. AHHHHHH!
(www.geocities.com/lotrthelostdiaries)

[Maltaharma]

LOL Morgul Queen, and now in the spirit of your reply...
Saruman: I'm too sexy for my-
Entire LOTR Cast: STOP!!!!

[Maltaharma]

Sauron, singing to the tune of Home on the Range, being backed up by Riders on kazoos and banjos
Oh give me my ring
So I don't have to sing
And everyone can go and die
I'll take over the land
And kill Saruman
And he'll never to the can-can again
Ring! Where may you be?
Why won't you come home to me?
Don't you miss me?
Though I have no body
I'm just a big eye all alone!
Orcs: Eye all a-looooone!

[Galadrie1]

LOL!!! All these songs are hilarious!!! About a month ago I'd made a couple lines of Heaven on Their Minds (from Jesus Christ Superstar) fit with LotR, but it was only a few lines, and I can't even remember most of them (i remember i'd made the song about Frodo: "You have set them all aflame, they know you've got Isulder's Bane, and they'll hurt you if you don't destroy it..."). There was more, but I can't remember.....

[Ringwraith Number Two]

These are all hilarious!
My feeble and brief attempt:

Boromir: Always look on the bright side of life! (whilst whistling and wearing a huge smile)

[ September 08, 2002: Message edited by: Ringwraith Number Two ]

[Judge Simon]

Come on now lets not forget our lady elves...

Wannbe-Spice Girls-Sung by Arwen...

[The Thriceling]

Ooh! Ooh! I got one!

Pippin, Merry, and Frodo: "We are the Hobbits Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Pippin: "We don't do anything!"

Frodo: "Well, I've never been to Mirkwood and I've never been to Rohan, and I've never gotten treasure from an ancient dwarven hall, and I've never been to Lorien and I've never been to Moria, and I've never been to Gondor in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Hobbits Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Merry: "We don't do anything. And I never practice swordplay and I never shoot at targets, and I never practice jumping 'cuz I never ride at all, and I've never been in battle and I've never owned a warhorse, and I've never been to Gondor in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Hobbits Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

Pippin: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Gondor in the fall!"

Frodo: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a hobbit??"

Merry: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about non-hobbity things we don’t do!"

Pippin: "Oh ..."

Frodo: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Merry: "I think your eyes are freakishly huge."

Frodo: "Huh? They are not!"

Merry: "Are too."

Frodo: "Are not!"

Merry: "And you have a weird neck.”

Frodo: "That's it, you're helping Sam with the garden!"

Merry: "Says who?"

Frodo: "Says the master of Bag End, that's who!"

Merry: "Oh, yeah? Yes, sir, ‘master!’”

Frodo: “Arrg!”

Pippin: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings..."

Frodo: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Gondor in the fall!"

[The Thriceling]

Oh, and another one! (I'm horrible...)

Frodo was a man who thought he was a hobbit,
But he knew it wouldn't last.
Frodo left his home,
(In fact, old Lotho bought it)
Now Frodo's at Morgul Pass.

Get Back!
Get Back!
Get Back to where you once belonged!
Get Back!
Get Back!
Get Back to where you once belonged!

Sweet Legolas fought and thought he was a warrior,
But they had another plan.
All the girls around him said "Hey, he's a hottie!"
And they'll get him if they can.

Get Back!
Get Back!
Get Back to where you once belonged!
Get Back!
Get Back!
Get Back to where you once belonged!

[Galadrie1]

The Thricleling, those are hilarious!!!!! I'm laughing sooooooo hard!!!! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh1.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lol2.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh2.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/biglaugh.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/biggrinflip.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rofl.gif heehee...

[ September 08, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

We're Elves!
We're Elves in tights!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're Elves!
We're Elves in tights!
We take from the rich and give to the poor that's right!
We may look like sissies,
But don't get us wrong,
Or else we'll put out your lights.
We're Elves in TIGHTS!

That's so funny!! I love that movie.

[ September 08, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]

[galadwen29]

ok got another 1

the ring:

at first i was afraid
i was petrified
thinkin i could not live
without the someone by myside

then sauron left
without me!
left me to get along
did you think i crumble?
do you think i lay down and cry

i will survive
i will survive
oh as long as i've smeagal by myside
i will survive

ok that was lame

how about "complicated"?

biblo to gandalf!

lay back
what u yelling for
chill out
never seen that before
and if you could let me
have the ring
you would see

somebody else
not like no1 else
me lookin young
with a cool flashyyy ringgg!
not like no fool
but really really coool to me
tell meeeeeee!!

why do have to make things so complicated
i see the way look at the ring
i see that you wanna take it!
you will fall
you will bawl
'cos your tall
and i'll kick you
you never said you would try and take it
noo noo nooo

i just want to say ta very much to kithrena! i was really stuck on do you really want to hurt me?

more soon! smilies/biggrin.gif

[The Thriceling]

Wow! I am honored that the Lady of the Wood finds me amusing. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Catherine]

Gandalf sings to every one who finds out he is alive:
Guess whos back, back again, Gandalfs back, tell a friend...

[Alaggaeriel]

Hey Catherine, I LOVE that one!! That would be funny to hear him sing that one! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Firondoiel]

The Thricleling, HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Those were SOOOO funny!!!!!! ROFL!!!!! Veggie Tales Rocks!!!!!!!

[Aradaewen]

I know that I am not your regular groupie, here smilies/wink.gif, but I really like this idea, and I thought this might make a good addition: (you have my permission to copy or edit it smilies/biggrin.gif)

Legolas's Ride- sung to Jingle Bells (starts with "Dashing through the snow...")
Riding through the woods
Soaking up the sun
Horse trips on a dead tree root and now I've got to run!!
Oohh..
That darn horse! That darn horse!
He messed up my new 'do!
That darn horse! That darn horse!
I'll kill him- yes it's true!

[elengil]

To the tune of 99 Luftballons (99 Red Balloons)

Bilbo had a birthday fling
Left me Bag-End and his Ring
Now Gandalf says to go to Bree
Merry, Sam and Pip go with me
With the Nazgul on our tail
Pippin drinkin lots of ale
And now he's telling everything
Woops! I just put on the ring!

Off to Mordor with a ring
So much fuss for just a small thing
Boromir, the Steward's son
Cant stand Aragorn and then some
Legolas and Gimli fight
But they make up and it's alright
Rope's what Sam forgets to bring
Now I'm off to Mordor with a ring

Into Moria we go
Gandalf falls into the shadow
So we all run out again
And end up in Lothlorien
Galadriel, she's pretty cool
Let's me view her funky pool
Then all the Elves begin to sing
And I'm off to Mordor with a ring

Boating down the Anduin
There's statues of some really tall men
Boromir starts to get mean
Causes quite an ungly scene
I disappear and run away
I never liked him anyway
He takes back what he just said
But then he goes and winds up dead

Merry and Pip snagged by Orcs
Honestly! Those two are such dorks
Legolas and Aragorn
And Gimli follow them to Fangorn
Meanwhile me and Sam sneak off
To the others, Mozel Tov
With my mithril shirt and Sting
I'm off to Mordor with a ring

[ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

*Drooling over the Legolas "To Sexy" Song*
I've drooled so much I have tottally re-lubecrecated My keyboard!

I gotta think of some more soon...*Conks self over head with an Orc for not thinking of some more* Ouch.....

[Thenamir]

This one is shamelessly thieved from another site -- the original was shamelessly adapted from the "Knights of the Round table" song from Monty Python And The Holy Grail -- but it's good nonetheless.

Frodo and Sam peer down into Mordor for the first time.

Frodo: "Mordor...Mordor!"
Sam (under his breath): "It's only a model."
Frodo: Shhhh!
Frodo contemplates a moment.
Frodo: Well Sam, this is it. Let us go...to Mordor!"

(1, 2, 3, 4, da-dum da-dum dum dum!)

We're orcs from the Land of Mordor!
We dance along the corridor!
We do routines and cut out spleens
And attack the good guys border!
Good food at Cirith Ungol
Bread with mold quite fungal!

We're orcs of the land of Mordor,
We kill when we're given the order
But many times, we're given rhymes,
That are to sing quite poor(dor)
We guard here at Cirith Ungol,
And we never, ever, bungle.

*orcs tap-dance along the corridors, play tunes on each other's helmets, etc.*

All are tough and sure-dor
Chop up your wife and dorter,
We kill the elves, and men themselves,
Despite the fact we're shorter,
We have fun in the land of Mordor

*an extremely fat orc gets up and sings*

I'm very rarely bored(ur)

(song ends)

Frodo: "On second thought, Sam, let us not go to Mordor...it is a silly place."

[ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: Thenamir ]

[elengil]

Here's my list of LOTR Character Theme Songs!


All: It's the End of the Word as We Know It (REM)

Aragorn: All Star (Smashmouth)

Legolas: I'm too sexy (right said fred) -or- Forever Young (alphaville)

Boromir: Always look on the bright side of life (monty python) -or- People who Died (Jim Carroll Band)

Frodo: You dont really wanna hurt me (culture club)

Sam: I'll Be There (Escape Club)

Merry: I'm Alright (Kenny Loggins)

Pipppin: Eat It (Weird Al Yankovic)

Gandalf: Touch of Grey (Grateful Dead)

Gimli: Sledgehammer (Peter Gabriel)

Glorfindel: Dont You Forget About Me (Simple Minds)

The Nazgul: Another One Bites the Dust (Queen)

Tom Bombadil: Dont Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin)

Saruman: True Colors (Cyndi Lauper)

Sauron: Eye in the Sky (Alan Parsons Project) -or- Abracadabra (Steve Miller Band)

Elrond: We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister)

Arwen: Little Miss Cant Be Wrong (Spin Doctors)

Orcs in Moria: We Got The Beat (Go-Go's)

The One Ring: Wrapped Around Your Finger (Police)

[elengil]

*Patiently awaits announcement of release of "Lord of the Rings: The Musical"*

[Aradaewen]

*grins* Maybe Frodo should have the Circle of Life by Elton John/Disney *hums as listening to that very song on radio*

[galadwen29]

alanis morrisettes you oughta know

gollum singing about the ring and frodo

i want you to know that i'm happy for you
i wish nothing but the best for you both
an younger version of me
is he smaller than me
would he treat you any better
does he speak better than me
live in a better cave than me
i'm sure he'd make a really excellent brother

'cause the fact that you came to me
wasn't able to satisfy, nooo
and every time you speak his name
does he know how i told i hold you
until i died til i died
well i still alive

and i'm here to remind you
of that time when you got took away
it's not fair to deny me
of the precious ring that came to me
you you you oughta know!

i'm gettin worse
smilies/evil.gif

[Ainahithiel of Mirkwood]

"it's the circle of death
and it's killing you
as you try to survive
though you gonna die
In mordor
with the circle of death"


that was bad. circle of life people from the lion king smilies/biggrin.gif

Legolas and Gimli

You got a friend in me
you got a friend in me
when the road looks rough ahead
and your legues and leagues frome
your dark mountain
you just remeber what this old elf said
dwarf you got a friend in me
yeah you got a friend in me

you got a friend in me
you got years on ya
well, I got em too.
even though there's a bout a hundred
more than you
if we stay together, then
you'll die
but i'll go on
everyone knows why
still you got a friend in me
now some other folks will be younger than I am. younger and uglier too
but none of them will live how long I do
still you got a friend in me.
and as the years go by,
you will rot and die
you gonna see it our destinye
you got a friend in me

yeah, you've got a friend in me"


legolas and Gimli what an odd pair

I love everyone's songs that they posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Galadrie1]

elengil, both your posts were hilarious!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
I'm trying to think of some songs, but I'm not very good at this... I've got some really stupid ones, but I think they're too stupid to write down.

[elengil]

upon further reflection methinks that Gimli's theme song should be "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" -AC/DC

[Elven Mistress]

Not sure if anyone said this, my deepest apologies if they did...but i think that Frodo's theme should be, "I Will Survive"

[Aradaewen]

*laughing uproariusly at this* Yeah, that's a good one! Or maybe "Survivor" by Destiny's Child. (for Frodo)

*hums* I'm survivor.. duh duh daduh duh... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Something that Frodo would NEVER sing? I'm a little tea pot.

[charly]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GREAT!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif *ggggggggggggg*

Fellowship (sesame street tune)
Sunny day
Sweepin tha
clouds away
on my way to where the air is black
can´t you tell me how do get
how do get to Mordor and back

Arwen(Eminem- cleaning out my closet)
I´m sorry Aragorn
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry but tonight
I´m marrying Glorfindel

Sauron(britney spears)(after second Age)
Oops I did it again
I started a war
and then lost my ring (oh baby, baby)
Oops you think I´m now dead
But it´s not that bad
I´m hiding in mirkwood

Gandalf(Kazad-dum// Leaving on a jetplane)
All my pipeweed´s gone, I´m ready to go
I´m standing here, undere me no floor
I hate shock you all and say good-bye
But the brigde is breakin´ it´s early morn
the balrog´s waiting, he´s blowin his horn
I´m sure that you won´t think that I could die
So kick me and smile for me
in Fangorn you should wait for me
the balrog´s whip´s not gonna let me go
´cause I´m leaving with abalrog
don´t know when I´ll be back again
So guys just let me go

That´s it....

[Galadrie1]

LOL, charly!!!! Those were great!!! Heehee.. Sauron singing like Britney Spears.. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif

[OjosVerdes]

Ok, since the Veggietales seemed to go over well, I'm going to toss out something I wrote a while ago. Here goes..

Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Saruman, angered by the attacking Ents, is searching for his (imported) pipeweed. Having no success, Saruman cries out..."

Saruman: "Oh, where is my pipeweed? Oh where is my pipeweed? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where...is my pipeweed?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, 'Master Wormtongue' enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his master in such a distraught state, Wormtongue regains his composure and reports..."

Wormtongue: "I think I saw some pipeweed back there!"

Saruman: "Back there is my pipeweed. Back there is my pipeweed. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there...is my pipeweed!"

Narrator: Having heard his joyous(for an evil wizard, anyway) proclamation, a random orc enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his evil master in such a 'happy' state, the random orc regains his composure and comments..."

Random Orc: "Why do you need pipeweed? You don't have a pipe!"

Narrator: "Saruman is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No pipe? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his pipeweed? Saruman wonders..."

Saruman: "No pipe for my pipeweed? No pipe for my pipeweed? No pipe, no pipe, no where, no pipe, no pipe, no pipe, no where back there, no pipe...for my pipeweed."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, a human guard enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his master in such a confused state, the guard regains his composure and confesses..."

Human Guard: "Saruman, all that pipeweed of yours...Well, you couldn't use it, you didn't have a pipe. So, well, I'm sorry...I didn't know. But I gave it to those people outside - cuz they needed it!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Saruman stumbles back and laments..."

Saruman: "Not fair! Oh, my pipeweed. Not fair, my poor pipeweed. Not fair, not fair, no pipe, not fair, no where, no pipe, not fair, not fair, not fair! My precious pipeweed!"

Narrator: "Outside the window, there is a commotion. Having heard his lament and recognized his generosity, 'those people outside' are thankful..."

Merry, Pippin, Aragorn and Gimli: "Thanks for the pipeweed!"

Legolas: "You should be glad to be rid of it! Smoking is bad for you!"

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. Saruman has been saved from a potentially life-threatening addiction. He smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the pipeweed, calls out..."

Saruman: "Take care of my pipeweed. Take care, oh my pipeweed. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice pipe. No fair. Take care, take care...of my pipeweed!"

Narrator: "The end!"

[Arwen Imladris]

Saruman: In my coat my coat of many colors (Joseph and the technicolored dream coat)

[Marillanna Sarnie]

Due to my sudden.....respect for Spongebob Squarepants, and my obsession with LOTR... I bring you...... Gimli Squarepants! (written during an.... interesting lunch hour smilies/biggrin.gif )

Who lives in a mountain and not in the sea?
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
Bearded and braided for all to come see?
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
If Tolkien and Middle-Earth is something you wish
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
Then hurry to Rivendell and bring along some fisssssssssh!
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
Gimliiiiiii SquarePANTSSSSSS!

-Hey, I think his pants are kind of squarish.....! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

* Rolls on floor, gasping for breath, begging for mercy* THAT WAS THE MOST FUNNY THING I'VE EVER READ!!!!!
GIMLIIII SQUARPANTS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp* HAA!!!!

Boromir: *Tune to Brady Bunch Theme*
Theres a story
Of a Hobbit,
Who was haveing a nasty tim with a ring.
There was two humans,
A Dwarf,
Some hobbits and an Elf,
And thats how we became The Fellowship.
The Fellowship,
The Fellowship.
And thats how we became,
The Fellowship!

Sorry...Brady Bunch...Must Kill...*Gets out bow and refuses to return until she has Martha's head on a platter*

[Samwise_Gamgee]

What the Fellowship sings in the mines of moria:
(The 99 bottles of beer tune)

99 Moria orcs in the mines, 99 moria orcs....shoot one down to the ground, 98 moria orcs in the mines...

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ]

[LadyElbereth]

Ha ha! That's a good one Samwise_Gamgee!
here's mine. It's Saruman singin to Gandalf.
*To the tune of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne*

Chill out what cha yellin for
Gandalf, its all been done before
and if you could only let it be
you will see
I am the more powerful one
I will fight you
one on one
then you'll become

something else round everyone else
watching your back like you can't relax
tryin to escape
but it's to late for you
Tell me!

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
see the way your
acting like your the greatest gets me frustrated
if I get you
you'll fall and you'll crawl and you'll break and you'll take what you get and you'll turn it into loyalty promise me i'll never see your face or i'll slap it
Yes Yes Yes.......
(In Isengard)
You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin else
what you were aint what you are you see
you're makin me
get scared when you strike your pose
get rid of all the crappy white clothes
I know I'm not foolin you
when you became

Gandalf the White
I'm in for a fight
I better watch my back
like I can't relax
I'm tryin to play it cool
but I look like a fool
to him!
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and make things so complicated
see the way I'm
now the weaker wizard gets me frustrated
if he gets me I'll
fall and I'll crawl and I'll break and I'll take what I get and as long as I live
I promise you I'm never gonna let him catch me!
No No No....


Ok, that was lame! But hey, at least I TRIED!
~Lady Elbereth

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: LadyElbereth ]

[Alcarinque]

I just want to thank all of you.. I started this thread, but I couldn't come back.. and now I am rolling in the floor with laughter! Thanks, and I'll try to think about other songs

[Diamond18]

Círdan: "C'mon down to my boat baby! C'mon down where we can play! Sail all day! Fish all night! blahblah." (I forget how rest goes).

Húrin to Morgoth: "I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the love that I've found ever since you've been around has put me on the top of the world!"

Aragorn: "Not all that glitters is gold! Only shooting stars break the mo-o-wold!"

BTY, Samwise_Gamgee, I really like your avatar/picture (whatever you wanna call it) and your sig. It makes me smile whenever I see it. smilies/smile.gif

[ October 09, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Samwise_Gamgee]

Why thank you! Yes I try to make people smile...rather good at it, aren't I! I had a good song, but I forgot it. So when I think of it again, i'll type it here first thing when I get a chance. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Marillanna Sarnie]

All of these are so funny!
Now, who here has seen Cow & Chicken? You know the theme song for I. M. Weasel? I made up one for Gollum! (BTW, if you don't know the show, it goes like pop goes the weasel with a modern beat smilies/smile.gif ).

You don't need pants for the victory dance
'cause Gollum's better than Smeagol!
I.R. Gollum, now part of Mt.Doom
I.M. SMEAGOL!

I.R. Gollum reigns king in his mind
he's just a boon to the hobbitty kind
but around the mountain, he's likely to find
I.M. Smeagol
I.M. Smeagol!
I.M. SMEAGOL!

*sigh* try as I might, I can't top my Gimli Squarepants.

I just love this topic!

[Faye Took]

The Sexy Song! Sang by Merry Pippin Sam and Frodo!

I'm to sexy for my feet hair,
too sexy for my feet hair,
too sexy for my feet hair,
it hurts!

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Faye Took ]

[Samwise_Gamgee]

I remembered my song! It's what the nazgul sing: (The beat from Blink182 "All the small things")

All the..small things...hobbits...halflings, we've come to take yur hobbit head...cause no one said we really can't!

Say it ain't so, we will not go, till we have yur head...maybe the ring instead nananana

[LadyElbereth]

That's cool!

[LadyElbereth]

Here's a Veggie Tales one:

Frodo: *softly* They're big, I'm little. They go, I twiddle. Why can't little guys do big things too?

(dialogue)
Boromir: You're not going to sing are you? Couldn't you just smoke your pipe and I'll throw things at you? Oh...

(song)
Frodo: You're big, I'm little. My head only comes up to your middle. But I say little guys can do big things too!

(dialogue)
Boromir: Oh I see what your saying! All right understand, now suppose this is true. You still look rather wimpy, but I know what we can do. Just step behind this curtain, It'll only take a minute. There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what i've got in it. you'll find my royal armor there, don't dally, put it on. Yes, now you'll look much bigger when the battle lines are drawn. One more thing you'll need, I think, pick up my royal sword. It's a big one and a beauty, the best I could afford. Once you've got it all together, I think you will agree. You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me! Oh dear...

Frodo: Ya know, maybe I should just be plain old me.
Boromir: Yes, well I suppose, but have you seen orcs, why they're just, they're...

(song)
Frodo: They're big but Eru's bigger and when I think of him that's when I figure. I think little guys can do big things tooooooo....(fades off)

Boromir: All right, if you're sure you know what you're getting into. Oh dear...

[Diamond18]

That's funny, and cute. Here's something less cute:

Nazgûl: "Here come the Men in Black!"

And a couple oldies for you ancient people out there:

Merry about Dernhelm: "Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why he walks like a woman and talks like a man! Girls will be boys and boys will be girls; it's a mixed up mumbled up shook up world!"

Sauron: "Sometims I think it's a sin when I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again."

[LadyElbereth]

hee hee smilies/biggrin.gif I've got another one! You can tell I have alot of time on my hands.lol.
Veggie Tales: Keep Walking

RingWraith: *french accent* What are you doing?

Pippin: We're going to destroy the Ring.

RingWraith: By walking to Mordor?

Pippin: Yes.

RingWraith: Oh ok, You just go ahead and keep walking!

(song)
Keep walking, but you won't destroy the Ring. Keep walking, but you will not hurt a thing. It's plain to see that you are very dumb to think by walking, you'll accomplish anything.

(dialogue)
RingWraith Jean Claude: You sssssilly little hobbitsssss you sssssilly little theivesss. You think by walking to Mordor you'll bring Lord Sauron to his kneessss? The awesssome of Lord Sauron we've clearly demonssssstrated - ah! but out here in the hot hot ssssun, perhapssss you're dehydrated? I pity them Philippe.

RingWraith Philippe: Ah, oui Jean Claude, oui!

RingWraith Jean Claude: Won't you join me in my irritating little ssssong?

RingWraith Philippe: It would be an honor!

(song)

Keep walking, but you won't desssstroy the Ring. Keep walking, but you will not hurt a thing. It's plain to sssssee that you are very dumb to think by walking, you'll accomplish anything.
(other RingWraiths join in)
Keep walking, but you won't desssstroy the Ring. Keep walking, but you will not hurt a thing. It's plain to sssssee that you are very dumb to think by walking, you'll accomplish anything.
It's plain to sssssee...

Ringwraith: I can ssssee!

that you are very dumb (slows down) to think by walking you'll accomplish anythiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggg!!!!!

[Samwise_Gamgee]

Omg! I was just listening to clips off the internet and I came up with this really funny song! Ok here goes: (From Blink182 'Adam's Song')

FRODO'S SONG
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I never thought I wouldn't die alone
Sam came with me should I have known?
I trace the road back to stinky ol' Bree
I should've gotten one last pint of drink
The wraiths are mad, now they want my *beep*
The choice was mine I hope Sam's mine to keep
The Fellowship is broken at last
Time to get away from stinky ol' Legolas

There it is the mountain of doom
I hope Sam does intend to swoon
Mt. Doom is where my finger fell with Smeagol
I hope he enjoys it that son of a ****
Here we are,fellowship back together
Fat ugly Gimli stinks worse then ever
Aragorn is king at last
Maybe so he was in the past

I went with elves across the sea
Boy I sure do hope, Sam misses me
Sam is mayor I know that
He married Rosie, and now i'm mad
He should've come across the sea
Maybe he's not good enough for me
I may be gay I may be gross
But i'm very proud and that's no joke

My name is Frodo, this is my song
I hope you enjoy it so sing along
My friends are Sam, Merry, Pippin
But Sam is cuter then a fuzzy litte kitten
But Sams not gay, that really sucks
Boy we could've been 4ever stuck
This is the end of my lil' tune
I hope you liked it, I did too
`Please give credit to Samwise_Gamgee
He made this song a funny fantasy
Samwise is cool, funny, and sweet
If your singing along I know you agree!
I hope you had fun, I hope you had laughs
I hope it's even better then Saurumon's staff
I'll now shutup, get on with yur lives
Have fun at the Barrow Downs good night


~~~~~~~~~~~
To make it even better check out the music at: http://www.funs.co.uk/midi/36.html
if you listen to it and kinda sing along, then you get the picture! NOTE: When I did this song I did NOT attend to make fun of Frodo fans, and when I say gay, I mean happy. So please take no offence to the song lyrics

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ]

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ]

[Mlo]

Ok, was just looking through this post, and I started to think about that Itchy and Scratchy song...

They fight! And bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite!
The Gandalf and Saruman Show!

Ok, I guess the only person who's laughing at this is me... You all make so great ones btw smilies/smile.gif

[Nevfeniel]

What they would never sing? Okay, then.
Aragorn: Daisy, daisy (continues the song that I forgot the words to). . .
Frodo: Oookay, and that's who I'm going to trust with my life, now. Hm. . .

[Diamond18]

Haha! I know just what you're talking about, Nev. I think it's called, "A Bicycle Built for Two"? Very funny. http://plauder-smilies.de/laugh.gif

[Judge Simon]

Sauron-I've got a Lovely Bunch of Ringwraiths

I've got a lovely bunch of ringwraiths[doodley doo]
There they are all standing in a row[dum dum dum dum]
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

[sung to tune of I've got a Lovely bunch of coconuts]

[Judge Simon]

Ringwraiths-Stayin Alive

**ringwraiths strut in wearing tacky "Disco Fever" suits complete with white shoes**

Ringwraiths:
Stayin alive!
Uh uh uh uh
Stayin Aaaaliiiiiiveeee
uh
Stayin, Stayin alive
uh uh uh uh
We're Stayin Alive

** 8 ringwraiths continue song while one "disco struts" down the dance floor pulling Jon Travolta poses from "Saturday Night Fever"**

Ringwraiths:
Stayin alive!
Uh uh uh uh
Stayin Aaaaliiiiiiveeee
uh
Stayin, Stayin alive
uh uh uh uh
We're Stayin Alive


smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

[galadwen29]

i'm back (i think)

every1 you are all soooo funny!

here are 2 more pathetic attempts by me.

to the monkeys

hey hey we're the hobbits!
and we like hobbit'n around
we go on long adventures
and watch gandalf fall to the ground

2nd to the tune of the wombles

underground, overground hobbitin free
the hobbits of hobbiton
humble are we
making the use of everyday things
and trekking through middle earth
searching for the ring

im getting even worse smilies/evil.gif

52 days till ttt

[Diamond18]

To the tune of "Zombie Jamboree"

It was a barrow wight jamboree
Took place in an Eriador cemetery
Oh, it was a barrow wight jamboree
Took place in an Eriador cemetery.

Back to back, mon, belly to belly
I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh, back to back, belly to belly
It's a barrow wight jamboree.

You know the lead wight starts to make his rhyme
While the other wights are rockin' in time
One hobbit had this to say:
"It was a trip to see the barrow wights break away."

All right, slay me swiftly, that was awful...

[Arwen Evenstar the Fair]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! I love these you guys!!!!!!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif I might just die laughing!!!!!!!

[Mlo]

Hehehe, ok, this one is lame...

Ringwaiths sing about Frodo and Sam:

They'll be comin' round the mountain
When they come,
They'll be comin' round the mountain
When they come,
They'll be comin' round the mountain,
They'll be comin' round the mountain,
They'll be comin' round the mountain,
When they come.


They'll be drivin' poor old Gollum
When they come,
they'll be drivin' poor old Gollum
When they come,
They'll be drivin' poor old Gollum,
They'll be drivin' poor old Gollum,
They'll be drivin' poor old Gollum,
When they come,


Oh, we'll all go out to kill them
When they come,
Oh, we'll all go out to kill them
When they come,
Oh, we'll all go out to kill them,
Oh, we'll all go out to kill them,
Oh, we'll all go out to kill them,
When they come.

[Mintyztwin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Ohmigosh!!!!! That is soooo incredibly funny!!!! BTW the "We are the Hobbits who don't do anything" was awsome! I'm going to wander around singing that! I was considering doing just this type of thread, actually, but it's been done! so . . .

Unfortunatly, I don't know about 75% of the songs you guys are singing. But I made up one for Sauron that went to "I am the very model of a moderrn major general" from Pirates of Penzance! (Gilbert and Sullivan). If nobody knows what that is, go find out!! Anyhoo, here it is:

Sauron: "I am the very model of an evil Middle Earth Maiar,
I hate the elves and dwarves and men, and 'specialy the great Valar,
My masters gone, he's far away, I don't obey him anymore,
Instead I try to take control of everyone both near and far . . .

I made a certain evil ring, that can control 'most everything,
But now it's lost, and I can't find the hobbit, who has got my ring.
I'll find him soon, I will in deed, and when I do, most certainly, *certainly, certainly . . . got it!*
A dead hobbit he will be, forever in eternityyyyyyyyyy!"

(Ringwraiths, and Orcs) "A dead hobbit he will be forever in eternity, a dead hobbit he will be forever in eternity, a dead hobbit he will be forever in eterni-terni-tyyy!"

It's lame if you don't know the music, but hey! Everyone should know the Pirates of Penzance!!! smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/wink.gif

[ November 06, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]

[Diamond18]

http://plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif
Oh, *gaaaaaasp* I'm so lucky I know the music to that, because it's hilarious!!!!

Here's another spoof on that song: The Elements (http://chemlab.pc.maricopa.edu/periodic/lyrics.html)

[Aiya]

Oh yeeeess! I do know that song! *hyperventilates*...

These are all -hilarious-!

Here's one pathetic attempt, by moi. Hopefully you'll all know the tune...

Rule all of that world sung by Sauron (Part of your world – Disney’s “Little Mermaid”)

Look at this orc
Isn't he neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the Maiar?
The lord who has ev'rything?
Look at this heap
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) he’s got everything

I've got balrogs and demons aplenty
I've got orcs and goblins galore
(You want urak-hai?
I got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more!

Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' fool
Wish I could rule
All of that world.

What would I give
If I could live
Outta these fires?
What would I pay
To spend a day
With that ring upon my finger?
Wouldn’t ya think,
They’d not understand
All the powers that it could give me,
Middle Earth,
All it’s people,
On their knees.

And ready to know what the wise ones know
Torture ‘em wizards,
And get some answers
What's a hobbit and
Why won’t it
Come here and burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Finally take my place on the throne,
Over them all,
Wish I could rule
All of that world

[Mintyztwin]

Yay! Someone knew the music to my ridiculous little post! Joy! smilies/biggrin.gif And I am seriously going to wander around singing these lyrics! (More odd looks! Yay!) smilies/wink.gif

[Aryan]

lol...these are sooooooo funny, i have one from our film of lotr that we are making
(to the tune of it's a long way to Tipereri)

it's a long way to mount doom
it's a long way to go
it's a long way to mount doom
to destroy the evil ring
goodbye bag end
farewell hobbiton too
its a long long way to mount doom
but we're going there

(sung by Frodo and Sam)

[Mintyztwin]

Okay, I just had computorical problems. Ah well. Okay, everyone's seen Hello Dolly!, right? Good! (If you haven't I'm really sorry, 'cause then this will make no sense.)

Treebeard and other Ents to "It takes Woman"

"It takes an Entwife, all leafy and green, to sweep up the fall leaves, and keep forests clean!

And it takes an Entwife, with long slender branches, for trimming the hedges, and watching for axes!

Yes it takes an Entwife, a leafy Entwife, a sweetheart, a pretty, Entwife!

Oh yes it takes an Entwife, a leafy Entwife, to bring you the sweet things in life!"
*Treebeard: "Hmm . . . songs a little hasty."*

[Mintyztwin]

Okay, I got another one!

tune of "Call on Dolly" from Hello Dolly!

chorus: "Call on Gandalf! He's the one the hobbits recomomend, just name the kind of evil villian, that you are dealing with, he'll show up, and help you out, and send you on a hard quest, call on Gandalf! If you got a ring that isn't yours!"

Random person: "Tell me Mister Gandalf, wha'ts in all this for you?"
Gandalf: "A living, sir, some people paint, some sew, I meddle."

"When a kind little hobbit soul,
finds ring that he can't call his own, surely it's obvious he won't go on his own, although the Ring can't remain,
It has got to be destroyed!
so I put my hand in there! I put my hand in there."

I'll go on later.

[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]

[Nevtarmawen Greenleaf]

Sung by Sam:
Gandalf got ran over by a Nazgul, smilies/frown.gif
Comin home from Isengard one nice eve,
Some of you may not believe in Sauron, smilies/evil.gif
But as for me and Frodo we believe!

[Nimrothiel]

ROFL! These are great! Here's my own lame attempt.

All the Small Things sung by Frodo

All the small things, dwarves and halflings.
I'l take the One Ring, if Gandalf's leading.
Always! I know. Samwise will follow.
Watching, helping, loyalty everlasting.

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go;
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.

na na na...

Dark as night in Mordor.
Bruised and beaten on the floor.
Samwise brought orc-clothes through the door,
I shall wear them nevermore.

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go,
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.

na na na...

*musical inturlude*

Why must it be so?
I shouldn't have to go,
But if Gandalf leads on,
Then I will follow.
Sam support me still,
With your stong will,
Help me go on, or the quest'll come to nil.

Sam support me still,
With your strong will,
Help me go on, Help me go on
Or the quest'll come to nil.

Not the best, but I tried.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 5:38 PM December 22, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]

[LadyElbereth]

lol, that was great, Nimrothiel. Also, Welcome to the Downs! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Armadoin]

Hey Nimrothiel, I will not reveal to anyone what your true name is smilies/smile.gif you can be rest assured!! That was a good one! I didn't get to read the whole thing before you put it on. I liked the Sam part.

[Erana]

THOSE ARE SO FREAKING FUNNY I COULD DIE right nojw!!!!
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[Mintyztwin]

Okay, this is a total spinoff on Annie, and I didn't even change the words really, but this is all ya' get folks! I is tired.

Gollum after snatching the ring from Frodo:
"Together at last! Together forever! We're tyin' a knot! That no one can sever! [Begins to jig madly] I don't need sunshine now to turn my skies to blue! I don't need anything, but [trips, falls into Mount Doom] Preciouuuuussssssssssssssss!!!!!" *poof*

The scene in my head is funny! If you can't see it, sorry! smilies/biggrin.gif

[galadwen29]

to my fave song of the moment sk8er boy. i'm still learning the words but i thought of these.

gimli:
sorry legolas you've missed out
you don't know what loves about
me and galadriel are more than friends
this is where us really ends

galadriel:
he was a drawf, i was an elf
couldn't be any more obvious
i gave him some of my golden curls
now we rock each others world

ok i am really really bad
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[Nimrothiel]

ROFL! I just saw the movie "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?", and i think that with a little tweaking to the lyrics the song "I am a Man of Constant Sorrow" would be perfect for Gandalf. (I don't have the time to post it right now, but I might later. Or someone else could do it and save me the trouble.)

[charly]

OMG!!!!! Those are soooooooooooo funny!!! I loved them!!! smilies/biggrin.gif *rollsonfloorchokingwithlaughter*

Not to forget these chants from which the Fellowship took its strenght to fullfill its task:

I love you
You love me
we´re a happy Fellowship
with a great big hug
and the journey to Mount Doom
won´t you say you love me too?

HighHo, High Ho
it´s with the ring we go
lalalalalalalala(*whistle*)
High Ho, High Ho

Sam and Frodo, Gimli, Gandalf and Co.
Fellowship, Fellowship
says hello! Ah-oh!(that was the Teletubbies)
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[Orual]

LOL, Nimrothiel! I love blink-182! That is so funny!

I'll try to come up with something, I'm not bad at filks. I did one for ReBoot one time...a 9Days song...hey, that one might work...let's see...

(goes to get some paper)

~*~Orual~*~

[Ainahithiel of Mirkwood]

well, it's offical


We are all geeks.


POWER TO THE GEEKS MAN!!!!


P.S.- I love the 'Hello Dolly' posts and the Sk8ter boy thing..

You people rock! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Melephelwen]

I bet this one wont be known by nay other than Danes (I don't think anybody else knows the song - our Popstars contestant does it)
Christine Milton with "Superstar" (sung by Boromir)

I don't know what it is
that makes me feel like this
I don't know what you bring
but you must be some kind of super ring
and you look like you have dominated lots of kings
you just make me wanna sing

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

when the hobbits come into Mordor they could hear Kylie Minogue's "Come Into My World"
Oh, Oh come into my world
Oh, Oh Come into my world!
These claws they've been made for killing
And these Orcs have been made for it too.
And this eye has been made for watching over YOU!!
And this Ring is for destruction
And these Nazgul will strike at you.
And Shelob with her poison venom will strike too...
thats all i could come up with!! sorry if it stinks

[Gamja]

This isn't a complete one...sorry.

Sung to that Christmas tune I don't know the name of:

Orc heads roasting on an open fire, Elves and Men nipping at a troll...

It's really lame, sorry. smilies/frown.gif

[Kirsanne_Tolebrass]

Y'all are crazy!!!

[MerryBrandybuck04]

Frodo in moria:
I get knocked down, but i get up again! you ain't never gonna keep me down.....
(smashmouth)

[Nevvasaiel]

Theme songs..

Boromir : Die Another Day (Madonna)

Legolas: Dirty (Christina Aguilera) * minus the PG-rated lyrics, of course.. smilies/evil.gif

Arwen: Come what may (Moulin Rouge)

Pippin: I'm just a kid (Simple Plan?)

Gimli: any song from the movie 'Vertical Limit' smilies/biggrin.gif

Aragorn: Queen of My heart... (Westlife)

Frodo: Hero

Sam: Slave... to love

Gandalf: (to Pippin) You make me sick (pink)

[Nevvasaiel]

ok, ok, I know I'm Lame.... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Nari]

*Saruman steps up to the mic*

Give me tiiiiime.... to realize my crime..... Let me loooooove... and steaaaaaaal... I have daaaaaanced.... innnnsiiiiiiide your eyyyyyyyyes.... how can looooooove...... be reaaaaaaaaaaaaal...


*A bunch of uruk-hai in leisure suits enter behind him, singing chorus*

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?.....

[Nevtarmawen Greenleaf]

frodo to sauron...to the tune of "hey mickey" sung by bwitched
oh sauron you're so mean youre so mean u blow my mind, hey sauron! hey sauron!(repeat 4 times)
you've been around forever, and thats a little long, you want the ring, but its mine so you're wrong, why can't you say goodbye, and let me keep the ring, sauron?

cause when you say you'll kill, it always turns to me, you're given me the chills sauron please sauron don't, every time you still take my precious ring sauron

chorus smilies/redface.gifh sauron what a pity you don't understand, that i have the ring, its on my hobbit hand, oh sauron its so pretty, can't you understand, it's freaks like you sauron, oh what you do sauron do sauron, dont take the ring sauron

now when you made those ugly orcs, everyone knows, everytime they move, my sword sting starts to glow, i'm gonna beat your butt, so don't run away sauron
so come on and give it to me anyway you can, anyway you want to and i'll take it like a man,the fellowship will kill you in mordor sauron!

chorus

oh sauron you're so mean......


ok it wasnt that good but oh well!

[Sword Maiden Of The Shire]

OK I got one!

(To the tune of "Viva Forever" by: Spice Girls")

(Sauron) Evil forever...I'll be waiting... Everlasting like the One.

(Sauron, Orcs, and Nazgul. Swaying angelicly, with high voices) Live forever...for the moment...Ever searching.. For the ONE!

Ok it may not be hilarious, but it at least makes you smile!!

[Merry]

I just would like to say to The Thriceling "You took my idea" *whines* j/k But at the same time "Yea!! Some one else likes veggie tales!!" This is the only parody I've ever written

To the tune of "The Pirates Who Don't do Anything"

we are the Nazgul who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...we don't do anything

(Nazgul 1)
Well I've never been to Mordor
and I've never been to Gondor
And I've chased a hobbit
In St Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Mirkwood
And I've never been to Rohan
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall

cuz we're the Nazgul who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...we don't do anything

(nazgul 2)
And I've never fought a Ranger
And I've never chased a she-elf
And I'm to good at fencing
cuz I never fight at all
And I've never stabbed a hobbit
And I've never fought a shield maid
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall

cuz we're the Nazgul who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...we don't do anything

(Nazgul 3)
We'll Ive never plucked a roster
And I;m not to good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatatoes
up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
and I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(Nazgul 1)
Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a nazgul?

(Nazgul 2)
Ya that's right. We're suposed to sing about Nazul-y things

(Nazgul 3)
Oh

(Nazgul 1) And who's ever kissed a chipmunk&gt; That's just nonsense. Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think

(NAzgul 2)
I think you look like the Witch king

(Nazgul 1)
What? no I dont'

(Nazgul 2)
Do too

(Nazgul 1)
DO not

(Nazgul 2)
You're making me vengful

(Nazgul 1)
That's it, your getting some of this *draws sword*

(Nazgul 2)
Says who?

(Nazgul 1)
Says the king that's who

(Nazgul 2)
Oh yea? Yessir WItch King

(Nazgul 1)
Shriiiieeeeekkk

(Nazgul 2)
Yipe

*Nazgul 1 chases around Nazgul 2*

(Nazgul 3)
And I've never licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a stinck bug
And I've never painted daisies
On a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
AndI don't look good in leggings

(Nazgul 1)
You just don't get it

(All)
And we've never been to Boston in the fall.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Sung by Pippin after they are rescued by Treebeard:
At first i was afraid, I was petrified!
I thought that I would surely die, with Merry by my side!
Because Grishnakh unsheathed his sword and he put it to my neck,
But then the Men, they came and shot him in the back!

So now we're safe!
We're with an Ent!
He just walked up and found us here with terror still upon my face.
He picked us up off of the ground.
And set us on his arm.
Our tale was told,
Treebeard will do us no wrong!

And we're alive!
We will survive!
Oh, Merry and I, we'll be with the Ents
To keep us safe from harm.
Cuz we spent so many nights
Wondering how we'd see it through.
And now we do!
We'll storm I-sen-gard!

Well, thats about it. I think i messed up on the second section, im quite sure i did. But pplease please let me know if they suck. THanx much!

[Oliphaunts_Rule]

He He He He, Merry!
If any ones ever listened to the radio, they've heard this song!
Its called "For dinner", based on the song, "Only time" by Enya.
It doesn't take place in any part of the movie, I just picture them wadeing in water with a rolling ocean behind them, with a lot of camera close ups and them kicking the waves. *Wierd*
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*for dinner*
(Gandalf)
who could say if my beard grows
if my mind knows
what I find
(Frodo)
and who could say what the cook made
oh, that one day
for dinner

e da da day
e da da day
e da da day
e da day

(Leggie)
what could poses me to sing
in a rosie ring
a sick mind
who could pick out my shampoo
and feed me gruel
for dinner

e da da day
e da da day
e da da day
e da day

(Aragorn)
what will take away the smell
of an greening dell
dirty shoes
and who might arugue with me
will have to be
for dinner

have to be, for dinner

e da day
e da day
e da day
e da day
e da day

(Pippin)
Pints rolling down my throat
and on my cloak
for dinner
(Merry)
Pip, I told you not to eat
such unbalenced things
for dinner

what for?, for dinner
what for?, for dinner

[Sleepy Ranger]

I have one

One Love by Blue is now One Ring by Frodo

It's Kinda funny how life can change, can flip 180 in a matter of days.
Sometimes quests work in mysterious ways,
One day you wake up lost without a trace.

I refuse to give up, I refuse to give in,
Or the world will go.
I don't wanna give up, I don't wanna give in
So Samwise Gamgee take Sting.

One ring to rule the world,
One ring for the times I almost died,
One ring gotta destroy, I will survive,
One ring for Shelob's lair
One ring oh I do believe,
One ring is a thing we don't need

Late at night out, Still very hungry,
This is all I can take.
I thought my quest would end easy,
Now I know thats one big mistake

I refuse to give up, I refuse to give in,
Or the world will go.
I don't wanna give up, I don't wanna give in
So Samwise Gamgee take Sting.

[Orominuialwen]

There are LotR parodies of Beatles songs on this thread (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000742). Please post on it because it is very cool! Also, this thread (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000272) is of general song parodies.This thread (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000272) also has lots of good ones.

[Kushluk]

(to the tune of "Blue" from Eifel 65)

Yo listen up here's the story,
About a little guy that wondered in an evil world,
And all day and all night and every thing he sees is just evil,
Unlike him inside and outside,
An evil dark mountain,
With an evil spout of fire,
And a evil dark lord,
And everything is evil with him,
And himself and all his servants around,
Cuz they've been look'n...
For...that little dude,

[frodo]
Oh I'm a fugitive in Mordor alright,
Oh me and Sam are gonna die,
Through this darkness of time,

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okay, so if I think of more i'll update this.
I encourage you who don't know the tune to "Blue" from eifel 65 that you look it up, this song isn't much good if you don't know the tune.

[Kushluk]

(to the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth)

Gandalf once told me,
I needed somone for me,
to come with me to destroy that ring,
He was look'n kinda wise,
With those big grey shiny eyes,
And a tall hat to add to his height..

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dang it! I had the rest a moment ago!
Oh well, I'll be back smilies/cool.gif

[Nimrothiel]

Roflmao!!!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif These are great! I've got one that I've been working on for awhile:

Arwen in the Sky with Diamonds ~ (parody of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” by the Beatles)

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With mallorn trees and sapphire skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl who has clear grey eyes.

Lothlorien’s flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the stars in her eyes,
And she’s gone.

Refrain:
Arwen in the sky with diamonds!
Arwen in the sky with diamonds!
Arwen in the sky with diamonds!
Ah…Ah

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain,
Where Elves of Lorien eat cakes of lembas.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Riders of Rohan appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Mounted on horseback with your head in the clouds,
And you’re gone.

*Refrain*

Picture yourself on a tower in Gondor,
With mighty stone pillars and clear Elven glass.
Suddenly someone is there at the gateway,
The girl with the clear grey eyes.

*Refrain (repeats and fades)*

(This should probably go in the "Beatles' parodies" but oh well.) smilies/wink.gif

[Everdawn]

Legolas: I feel prety! Oh so pretty! and witty! and Gayyyyyy!

And Éowyn singing "i wanna be loved by you" by Marilyn Monroe smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tinuviel of Denton]

Well, this isn't precisely a parody, but it is definitely different from the original.

In My Own Little Corner, from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella

(The first part doesn't change, but the rest of it does. Drastically. But for those of you who don't know the song, here is the beginning as well.)

I'm as mild and as meek as a mouse.
When I hear a command, I obey.
But I know of a spot in my house
Where no one can stand in my way.

In my own little corner,
In my own little chair,
I can be whatever I want to be.
On the wings of my fancy I can fly anywhere
And the world will open its arms to me.

I'm a lovely elvish princess,
Or a Shire-maid.
I'm the bravest shieldmaiden in Rohan.
I'm a craftsman who has always had her jewels made,
By her own 'fiery spirit' in Aman.

I'm a Dwarf of the mountains,
My grand-sire is king, and my father is fearless in war.
Just as long as I stay in my own little corner,
All alone
In my own
Little chair.

[instrumental]

I can be whatever I want to be.
I'm a priestess of Umbar,
I'm a Queen in Gondor,
I'm a Maia dancing upon the sea.

I'm a princess who has gone to seek her lover.
He's a mortal man but he's the one for me.
So I've sent my guards into a peaceful slumber,
And I've climbed down by my hair from this tree.

We defeated a werewolf, I disguised as a bat,
And I faced the Dark Lord in his lair.
All the same, I'm back in my own little corner.
All alone,
In my own
Little chair.

(All of the replacements refer to specific canon characters, except for the Priestess of Umbar. I wonder if anyone can guess who . . .)

[Reprise (which has absolutely nothing to do with canon, and everything to do with the PPC)]

I'm in PPC headquarters of all places!
I'm slaying Mary-Sues, oh how fun.
And the t.error on their stupid little faces
Says to me, very clearly, job well done.

I am cruel and s.adistic to the Sues that I slay,
But to Canons, I'm gentle as can be.
And I don't plan to go back to my little corner.
I won't roam,
From my home,
PPC.

Yes, I'm strange. And quite proud of it.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 9:31 AM December 26, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]

[Dûrlossiel]

I know who they are, but since I helped with a couple, I won't tell who they are.

I will give one hint though: the Dwarf is mentioned in The Hobbit.

{Edit} If you don't know what I'm talking about look at the last post on page 3.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 7:44 PM December 27, 2003: Message edited by: Dûrlossiel ]

[culymcin]

I laughed, I cried...ok, no crying but I laughed until tears were rolling down my cheeks!
THanks for the post. I really love it.
:D:D:D

[Aragorn]

Saruman signing a different version of White Liar.
Hey, White Hand.
The White hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.

You better be careful what it is.
I don't want it on my face.
If I ever had to be an orc.

You better be careful what it is.
It never really got on me anyway.
I got hands on me still.

Hey, White Hand.
The white hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.

You said you had it on your face.
And it really, really stung.
But your helmet has more to tell.

Cause you had it on your helmet.
Because you didn't want it on your head.
Turns out you hate it alot.

Hey, White Hand.
The white hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.

Here is a hand just for you.
I hate them too.

Yeah, I'm a hand hater.
The white hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on your clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.