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Bill Ferny
11-02-2002, 11:32 PM
Stumbled across this one:

Redneck Hobbit (http://totheescrime.org/ifc/redneck_hobbit.html)
Tigerlily Gamgee
11-03-2002, 12:57 AM
I like "My Wizard can beat up your Wizard"!
Kalimac
11-03-2002, 01:28 AM
Hmmm...Cool list smilies/smile.gif. I think they forgot one, though.

When someone asks how to get to Bree, you say "I'm not sure about mixing with all those foreigners, but if you have to, just take the paved road east and you can't miss it."
Morai
11-03-2002, 08:27 PM
You don't trust hifalutin' types like Ghân-buri-ghân with all their fancy airs.
You distrust Bill Ferny because of his "fancy accent".
You dig Shelob because you are a legs man. You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom.

Those were great, here's another:

You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall.

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ]
Arwen Imladris
11-03-2002, 09:17 PM
hehehe, that was good. Yup, me a redneck!

· After being rescued from Mount Doom, you pulled a few of Gwaihir's tail feathers as souvenirs for your family.

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gollum*elf*pup
11-04-2002, 03:55 PM
Lol, those are great!!!
~You don't understand why everyone dislikes Gollum so. (But I dont'!)

You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall.
Excuse me!?!?!? smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif
Elenna
11-04-2002, 05:10 PM
I fell off my stool laughing. Got some weird looks.
Ktflwrs
11-06-2002, 07:05 AM
I suspect if one were a redneck, then they might not wish to reveal that fact, so if I were a redneck, I would be understandably embarrassed.................but I ain't. smilies/wink.gif
Nevfeniel
11-07-2002, 06:57 PM
Redneck? 'Choo talkin' 'bout? Just cuz muh maw sounds like them screamin' wraiths, and jus cuz this (http://totheescrime.org/ifc/images/hobbit.jpg) is mah schoo' pitur don't mean nutin'. What is a redneck, anyhow?
TealDude3
11-07-2002, 07:14 PM
Cool list smilies/smile.gif

Here's one.

You are married to you're 'Second Cousin Once Removed From Her Mother's Side'.
Bill Ferny
11-08-2002, 07:07 PM
Teal,

Pretty darn funny!... once I took a minute to figure it out. smilies/biggrin.gif
hobbitlass
11-09-2002, 07:31 AM
You might be a redneck Hobbit when....

the Mirror of Galadriel is used for target practise rather than a yard decoration.
Sapphire_Flame
11-20-2002, 11:24 AM
"Warning: waggon protected by pit bull with Black Breath."
You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom.
There's a wain up on cinder blocks in front of your family smial.
HA!!!! That is *way* too funny!!

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