If you could..........

[Morai]

Me and my "evil" ways:

If you could kidnap any Tolkien character (for my sake, if that character is in the Silmarion, it might help to give a brief description) who would you kidnap, why, and what would you do? Keep this thread clean, and you may kidnap multiple people.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

I think that I would have to kidnap all of Hobbiton... I would relocate it to my backyard where I would party day in and day out with my little, hobbit friends!

[Raefindel]

I think I would much prefer to be kidnapped to Middle Earth than kidnap one of them to my home.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Actually, I like that idea better, Rae smilies/smile.gif

[Diamond18]

Definitely! I want Pippin to come kidnap me. Pah! That looks so dumb written out. To post it or not to post it? That is the question...

Okay, let's not say "kidnap" let's say, "invite". I'd like Pippin to come invite me to Middle-earth. And I would say, "Sure! Just let me go get some mace." That is, only if it was pre-Fields of Cormallen, and I had to worry about Orcs. If it was after, I'd just say "Great! Where are we going?" smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif

[bragolheledion]

Arwen coz well she best lloking elf i mean who wouldnt.

[Helkahothion]

I would kidnap Legoas and take him with me to a forrest there he would make me a bow and then teach me how to shoot like him.
Then I take him to a blacksmit and let him make m those knifes and arrows. One's I have mastered all of his fighting skills id send him back to middle earth and hide myself in his stuff.
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[Elenna]

I'd kidnap Glorfindel and take him to our school's formals. I bet he looks really great in a suit. Plus, if any hideous Balrog cheerleaders rear their ugly heads, he can kick their skirt clad fiery butts.

[Morai]

Hmm. I'd kidnap Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. I'd have Frodo settle all the disputes, Sam kick anyone's behind if they picked on me, and Merry and Pippin to do Pranks.

Hm....

[Faye Took]

Hey watch it, I'm a cheerleader. But don't worry I would never be caught being preppy *shudders*. I'm the cheerleader no one likes really so it all evens out.

[Raefindel]

I wouldn't mind being kidnapped by an Elf who would throw me over his shoulder like Princess Fiona.

[Elven Mistress]

Pippin...definatly Pippin...or Faramir...I like Faramir too...hehe...

[akhtene]

I would kidnap ... a dragon... a tiny dragon... a dragon baby, just the size to fit into my tiny room and be the gem of my collection. http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/games/bof/dragons/ipuppy.gif

[Arwen Imladris]

The 4 hobbits and an elf (prob Legolas).

BTW are we talking about characters from the movie or the book? For me it would be the same either way.

[Rose Cotton]

I'd kidnapp the entire fellowship, give Frodo my fake One Ring, tell them all we have to go destoy it in some nonexistant volcano and then go on a vain quest parading through the countryside forever. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Precioussss]

I would kidnap an anonymous elf that nobody cares about.hehehe... sorry gralin

[Lord Tohlos]

Gimli! I would take Gimli! He is cool...me and him could plot against elves...plus, he could dig me a real cool underground complex...and a fence...

[Lindril Arvilya]

*keeping her eyes on the floor*
Pippin. And Frodo. Don't tell my boyfriend.

[Kalimac]

First of all I'd make myself 5 years younger (before I met my husband) and go meet up with Faramir (pre-Eowyn, of course). Obviously it wouldn't lead to anything smilies/smile.gif - just always found the Stewards to be interesting and he is by far the coolest member of that family. He could show me around Old Regime Gondor (though avoiding lunch with his father would probably be wise) and show me the Houses of Healing and the tombs of the kings, though it would be hard to look at those, knowing what would eventually happen. Maybe we could even sneak a peek at Gandalf, madly shuffling through paperwork in the libraries smilies/smile.gif. I would have to be very careful in what I said, though - if I encouraged him too much he might end up deciding to go to Rivendell for the council, Boromir or no Boromir, and who knows what could result from that.

[bombur]

I'd kidnap Frodo. Why? To take the ring of course (maniac and evil laughter)...

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[Balrog of Khazadum]

the whole felloship except boromir & gandalf

[VanimaEdhel]

Being that I'm an adolescent, I would kidnap anyone attractive...then, I'd kidnap everyone else in Arda that was left...including the animals. Might get a little crowded, but oh well...

[Sapphire_Flame]

I would kidnap ... a dragon... a tiny dragon... a dragon baby, just the size to fit into my tiny room and be the gem of my collection.
Aw, cute!!!! I wanna baby dragon!!

I'd kidnap Pippin...and Merry...and Frodo...well, yeah all the hobbits in the Fellowship, plus Legolas for my friend. smilies/wink.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

i would prefer to go to middle-earth and be captured by Merry and Pippin, but i guess it will have to happen the other way around. Actually, the whole of Hobbiton would be fun. Dancing and partying every night! woo-hoo sounds fun!

[Meela]

id kidnap edoras, when aragorn/legolas/gimli/gandalf are there of course. oh, and id get eomer and the rohirrim there first! and then id live there and marry Grima. or maybe eomer... or maybe both...

[dragoneyes]

the whole felloship except boromir & gandalf

What's the matter with Boromir and Gandalf?
I like Vanima's idea, I'd probably go with that. I'd also much prefer a full-grown dragon (I like dragons)

[eleanor_niphredil]

What do you mean, what is wrong with Boromir and Gandalf? First of all, Gandalf would be like a third parent, plus he needs a face lift. As for Boromir, my Grandma fancies Boromir...need I say more?

I would kidnap a few orcs and let them battle it out, charging people to watch. oh, and a few hobbits to wait on me. And some elves to give as presents to my friends.

[Manardariel]

Hmmmm... I would want to BE kidnaped by Aragorn... *swoon drool sigh*
Aaaaannyway, I would kidnap Elrond so he puts his big nose out of his daughter´s social/love life...
And I would kidnap Frodo to give him a plastic surgery... those eyes SCARE me.. can you change the color?

[eleanor_niphredil]

I would kidnap Frodo to give him a plastic surgery

You know, a few whacks in the face with the blunt end of a sword can do the job just as efficiantly, with half the expense smilies/biggrin.gif

[dragoneyes]

That wouldn't change the colours of his eyes though would it?

[Aylwen Dreamsong]

those eyes SCARE me.. can you change the color?

Buy him some contacts...just not purple. My friend bought the purple contacts just for kicks, and no one could look at her straight in the eyes, she looked kinda scary (sorry Han smilies/wink.gif ). She looked...possessed. Worse than blue!!! Luckily she went to the pool one day and lost one of the contacts so she just went back to regular old clear contacts.

Get him contacts, stay away from the purple though.... smilies/evil.gif

Aylwen

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[excheeto]

I would kidnap ... a dragon... a tiny dragon... a dragon baby, just the size to fit into my tiny room and be the gem of my collection.
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I love dragons,as long as thier nothing like Smaug they can stay in my room as long as they want

I'd probly kidnap Aragorn and get him to take me to Hobbiton or Rivendell,where I will never be heard from on this earth again

[dragoneyes]

I love dragons whatever they're like (though I'd probably love Smaug-like ones from afar)

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

Probably Aragorn and Legolas. Then I would make them teach me swordfighting, archery and Elvish and then I'd talk Ara gorn into not marrying Arwen (I might need my friend Araloth's help with this) and let them both go back to Middle Earth.
If I could do all that I would be one happy girl! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Everdawn]

I would kidnap Frodo and Lord Elrond and tell them they are in the matrix..*rofl*... I would dress up in black vynal and wear those sunglasses and "set them free".. so Frodo will gladly hand over the ring to me!!! mwahhahaha!...

hehehe.. oh man that was a good one....

[Pennthangeil]

I want to be kidnaped by the 9 travelers
Then I'd get to

*ride on Aragorns back (weeeee!)

*Cook with Sam

*Have inteligent conversation with Legolas and Gandalf

*Cuddle Pippin (grin smilies/biggrin.gif )

*Have a drink with Merry

*Tell Boromir he needs to get over himself

* Tell Frodo he should do something for SAM for a change

* Braid Gimli's beard and then we can complain about how being short sucks!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hm...cuddling Pippin....i am intrigued...
LOL

[PeregrinTook]

I want to be kidnapped by the entire Fellowship and go with them on their Quest!! I am totally serious about that!
But... If I had to kidnap people, then I'd take Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Glorfindel, Arwen, Aragorn, Boromir, Gandalf, Gilmi, all the dwarves from wherever he lives, Legolas (even though I don't like him much), Elrond, Galadriel, Celeborn, Haldir, all the Elves from Lorien, Nob and Bob, Rosie, and all the Hobbits from Hobbitton. Then I'd set up my own little Middle-earth... I can't imagine where, though... I'd have to find somewhere where no one could find us, because if Hobbits suddenly started running around everywhere, people might take notice... smilies/rolleyes.gif

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[TolkienGurl]

I think I'd kidnap Morgoth, slap him around a bit, make him behave, and then send him back to Middle-earth. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Gorwingel]

I would not consider it "kidnapping", I would call it "forcefully inviting".
So if I could "forcefully invite" anyone from Middle Earth, that would be so easy, the four hobbits of course! They are all my favorites, and then hopefully they would "forcefully invite" me to Middle Earth, that would be great.

[Airehiriel]

I think I would "hobbit"nap Merry and Pippin and Sam. They amuse me so. Of course if I seperated Sam from Frodo, Sam would probably be very sad, so I would have to take Frodo, too. I wouldn't want Sam to be sad.

I would like them around to keep me laughing all day long. And Sam, because he would be the most loyal friend one could ever wish for.

[the witch king]

Id take Gothmog lord of the Balrogs and keep him as a pet, and set him on anyone who looks at me da wrong way! hahahahahaha!

[Marigold Hedgeworth]

I'd prefer being kidnapped *into* the Shire, but if that didn't work out, I'd like to kidnap Maedhros. That way he wouldn't have to keep his Oath, and the poor guy wouldn't suffer so much. Besides, there's just something about Maedhros...or maybe it's just me smilies/wink.gif.