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Anastasia
12-14-2002, 05:09 AM
Balrogs does it take to change a light bulb?
dragoneyes
12-14-2002, 05:49 AM
none, they don't need lightbulbs, they make their own light.
LePetitChoux
12-14-2002, 07:03 AM
One, it just breathes on it and it melts...
And you have one changed lightbulb! smilies/wink.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif
Pookabunny
12-14-2002, 07:05 AM
Word to the wise - don't EVER pass gas in the general direction of a Balrog! Both of you will go DOWN!!! smilies/evil.gif
LePetitChoux
12-14-2002, 08:50 AM
...Hobbits does it take to eat a kilometre-long piece of Lembas? smilies/smile.gif
dragoneyes
12-14-2002, 09:13 AM
how long has it been since they last ate?
Manardariel
12-14-2002, 09:40 AM
Only one, but 500 pints- if the hobbit is Pippin, that is.
Tigerlily Gamgee
12-14-2002, 11:24 AM
What's a light bulb?
VanimaEdhel
12-14-2002, 03:59 PM
Barrow-Downers does it take to answer one question?
Morai
12-14-2002, 06:56 PM
It takes several. We Barrowdowners have huge-overbearing imaginations to keep our own opinions seceret.
dragoneyes
12-15-2002, 05:10 AM
well, it all depends on the question, if it's a simple strait forward one it may take as few as 50 to answer it, a more complicated question may take as many as ten times that amount.
LePetitChoux
12-15-2002, 06:38 AM
...Days is it until Mr. Barrow-Wight notices this thread and comments on it? smilies/tongue.gif (Not that commenting on threads is bad-thats why we're all here, right? Right? smilies/frown.gif
VanimaEdhel
12-16-2002, 06:33 PM
topics does it take for us to settle on one?
Skippy the Nazgul
12-17-2002, 01:42 PM
... woman need to worship Orlando Bloom before he starts to consider himself and God?

Just curious, How big does your head need to be before it explodes?

Skippy
TealDude3
12-17-2002, 02:14 PM
... rings does it take to rule them all?
LePetitChoux
12-17-2002, 02:15 PM
In answer to your points, Skippy,

1. 79,064,638
2. 50cm in diameter.

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Morai
12-18-2002, 06:38 PM
....Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom fans does it take for them to finally get body guard?

....Hobbits to eat a full course meal? (I'm guessing not many)
Aragorn_The_King
12-18-2002, 07:24 PM
... fish till gollum says "no more fissshhhh we don't wants fffiiiisssshh ppprrreeecciiioooouuusss"
VanimaEdhel
12-19-2002, 05:07 PM
...months will it take before the cast of Lord of the Rings get restraining orders against Rachel (me) and her friends?

My friends are taking bets...many think that Orlando Bloom will let 6 months go by before he takes out one on me. smilies/wink.gif

And maybe a year for my friend Laura and Viggo...she's a little calmer. Or she'll kidnap his son, as he's almost our age...

Probably 3 months for my friend Moira and Elijah. She's a bit scary when she wants to be...

The others are *ptooie!* fairly normal...

I'm one of those weird people that like the character and actor separately, so I am weird over both of them...
Horse-Maiden of the Shire
01-18-2003, 10:50 AM
im thinking of getting a life size Pippin cutout...they sell them at a store in a town near here...

How many times do you think Galadriel's said a dirty word?
Eomer of the Rohirrim
01-18-2003, 11:07 AM
Galadriel has never said a dirty word.

How many times has a Baggins cheated at cards? Hmmmm, sneaky Hobbitses, yessss, Bagginssss........
Horse-Maiden of the Shire
01-21-2003, 06:16 PM
How many times after battle has Legolas come out looking just as beautiful as when he went in while everyone else looks like hell?
cannedpoatoe
01-21-2003, 07:50 PM
Lots of times! thank goodness for that! smilies/biggrin.gif