Skippy's revenge - Name a wraith

[Skippy the Nazgul]

This a little game a friend and I like to play. . .

What are the most silly, non-threatening names for a Nazgul you can come up with.

1. Bertha
2. Trevor smilies/evil.gif
3. Rupert
4. Dexter
5. Chester
6. Davey
7. Lilly
8. Gretchen
9. Lou

[Elven Mistress]

In light of the Holiday Spirit:

Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupit
Donder
Blitzen
Rudolph

...sorry if i didn't spell them all right!

[ December 15, 2002: Message edited by: Elven Mistress ]

[Pookabunny]

Fluffy
Lucky
Franz
Jennifer
Sunshine
Sweetums
Honey
Bunny
Trixie
Pinky
Winky
Stinky
Spiffy
Tippy
Sniffles

and my favorite.....
CRACKER!!!

[busybee]

Snuffles
Humphrey
Tinkie-Winkie
Dipsy
La-La
Poo (am i missing any out?)
Dipstick
Fuzz-Ball
Mimi
Daffodil
Buttercup
Lillian
Agatha
Angus
Hubert
Zack

[Manardariel]

Mikey
Minnie
Donald
Goofy
Daisy
Tick
Trick
Track
... and of course... SPONGEBOB!!!

[Ebony]

1. Tim
2. Tinkerbell
3. Martin
4. Pansy
5. Mittens
6. Bambi
7. Winnie
8. Puff
9. Merrill

Now how about the opposite - the roughest names you can think of for them - actually they sound just as silly:

1. Harley
2. Rocky
3. Brutus
4. Stone
5. Thror
6. Fang
7. Rambo
8. Storm
9. Bull

[Lilly Loamsdown]

Bitsy
Bitsypookums
Snoogy-woogy
Sweetie
Buddy
Candie
Schnookums
Pudding
Dot
Now those names are cute but I'm kind of saving them for when I get my pet orc.
Lilly smilies/smile.gif

[busybee]

Frankinstein
Dracula
Wolfgang
Hound of the Baskervilles
Siren
Syla
Caribdis
Ripfang
Scream
Crunch
Smasher
Killer
Roadster

[good idea at the time]

I'm confused. Are we going for cute or sinister now?

Either way: Smurf.

Do not mock me, mortal. You do not know the terror that is a smurf. Small, blue, and sinister, we ride beneath black billowing robes. Our leader, the Witch-King, is Papa Smurf, of Angmar. Second in command is our stragezier, Brainy Smurf. Handy Smurf forges our Nazgul blades. And I am the terrible and feared Daisy Smurf!

[Helkahothion]

Do not mock me, mortal. You do not know the terror that is a smurf. Small, blue, and sinister, we ride beneath black billowing robes. Our leader, the Witch-King, is Papa Smurf, of Angmar. Second in command is our stragezier, Brainy Smurf. Handy Smurf forges our Nazgul blades. And I am the terrible and feared Daisy Smurf!
I hope you are not mad good idea at the time but ill just be using this as my sig.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[good idea at the time]

Thanks, Anurion. I'm not mad at all. I'm flattered.

[Ar-Gilien]

Personal Favorite: Bob the Nazgul. So quiet. So unassuming. He's the one that always got blamed for everything. Such are the tribulations of being the 10th Nazgul, eh? smilies/wink.gif

[Helkahothion]

Bob the Nazg?l? Hmm.

Wassn't he in this fanfiction called "Dud where's my ring?" ?

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Mr. Bojangles
Pikachu
Huffypuff
Garfield
Bubbles
Esther
Willy Wonka
Mr. Bigglesworth
LOL! smilies/biggrin.gif

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[Airehiriel]

1. Pookey
2. Kitten
3. Smooshy
4. Tickles
5. Sprite
6. Tiny
7. Dumpling
8. Princess
9. Chipmunk Cheeks

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[Everdawn]

1. Cher
and Jeff....hehe... jeff is a personal joke.NO one else will get it

[Blue Elf]

Piglet
Winne-the-Pooh
Eeyore (the depressed Nazgul)
Shmuffle
HunnyBunny
Mr. Cuddles (Mr.Cuddles is Glorfindel's teddy bear)
Wigglepoo
Kitty smilies/tongue.gif
Hupert
Sally
Suzy (my friend, if he ever reads this, is gonna murder me for that...)
Fuzzle

Regarding the name Bob, don't be silly, Bob is the Almighty!! (prays to BOB) If you couldn't tell from that, I am agnostic...
Oh, and BOB is Eru's unknown evil twin brother. Eru was not the first...

[Pennthangeil]

Hopalong
Mr. Fluffernutter
Fred
Mr. Rogers
Snuggles
Bunny
Happysap
Sparkles
Poppy

[Skippy the Nazgul]

You all scare me a bit.

Your pal,
Skip smilies/evil.gif

[Fanniemae99]

Yes Bob was one of the Nazgul in Dude Wheres my Ring, can't remember which one he was though. Now this is gonna bug me till I figure it out.

[Hirilaelin]

Dave
Bob
Jerry
Snuggle-muffin
Honey-cakes (Erg, this is getting sickening! smilies/biggrin.gif )
Charlie
Clara
Mary-Sue lol! smilies/tongue.gif

~Hirilaelin, The Mad Elf Queen

[Sillabub]

1-Bartholomew
2-bob
I can't think of any more...

[merenwen]

martha
ickytickymoomoo
george the IV
Pumba
Tracy
Hilafalutintuff
Draco Malfoy(dont ask me why i put that)
Paulo
Kinch

[Mornie Alantie]

One of the first few replies had a name on it, and quite frankly I think I would be freaked out to meet a Foul Ringwriath of Sauron in a box shape, squeky voice, and not to mention a few fries short of a happy meals. Who is this Terrible, horrable monstrous ringwraith???????? Its SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp* save us!!!!!

[Carorëiel]

Who lives in a dark tower off to the East?
Spongebob Nazgul! Spongebob Nazgul!

Black, and freaky, and undead is he!
Spongebob Nazgul! Spongebob Nazgul!

If mythical nonsense be something you wish,
then hide under a tree and the One Ring resist!

Achem. Sorry. smilies/evil.gif

[ April 08, 2003: Message edited by: Carorëiel ]

[Ainaserkewen]

I think that, since two already have names, the others would be
-Happy
-Sneezy
-dopey
-grumpy
-Dock
-Bashful
-sleepy.
And Sauron's nick name could be Snow white!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Hmmmm....

Blacky
AliG (? hmmm...)
Arty
Bob
Phil
Rent-a-cloak (I guess that one's advertising ^_^ )

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Bob the wraith...hmmm....
Bob the Nazgul, can he fix it! Bob the Nazgul, yes he can! Bob the Nazgul, can he fix it...yeah. Got a little carried away... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ April 07, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[ElentariGreenleaf]

*shakes head* Weird... o so weird.... smilies/tongue.gif

[Maegaladiel]

HEE HEE HEE!!! Funny stuff!!

1) Pooky
2) BooBoo
3) Snukkums
4) Princess (Hey, who says they can't be nasGURLS?)
5) Tim
6) Terry
7) Fuzzy
8) Fru-Fru (He eez zee French Nasgul!!!)

ANd lastly, (for all you sid and marty croft (sp?) fans)
9) H.R. Puffnstuff.

[ April 07, 2003: Message edited by: Maegaladiel ]

[Arawethiel]

Who lives in a dark tower in the East?
Spongebob Nazgul! Spongebob Nazgul!
Black, and freaky, and undead is he!
Spongebob Nazgul! Spongebob Nazgul!
If mythical nonsense be something you wish,
then hide under a tree and the One Ring resist!


smilies/eek.gif *Shudders* I will have nightmares for weeks.

[Rilwen Gamgee]

1. Roger
2. Pansy
3. Hubert
4. Charolette

[Eressië Ailin]

Rilwen~ Love your sig! My friends say that to me alot.

BOB!!! That is the best, most evil, sinister, and wicked name for a Nazgul ever! But, I think we are forgetting someone very important. SKIPPY!!!! Skip, do you remember Stwart, of good idea at the time's creation? He was the best! Too bad that thread died...

[Lindril Arvilya]

Ah, Eressie, I think Stewart haunts us yet. Or perhaps stalks. Yes, that's more along his lines.

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Stewart, Trevor, and indeed even Skippy are not dead. That thread is back and the story continues. Anyway, back on topic...
Jimmy
Bobby-Joe
Peggy
Smiley *shudder* The Evil Smiley *shudder*
Shreiker (a name given to the nazgul by Gollum himself)
Archibald
Algernon
Athelstane
I love Bob the Nazgul! That's a good one! Fred is a good name as well.
"Thou fool! No mortal man can hinder me! I am the Vile Athelstane! Fear me!" smilies/evil.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Johnny...
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm John Doe, your new real estate agent. Let's get to know each other...I personally have a love for small, gold, shiny things...

Okay, I'm sorry. smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/wink.gif

[Faenaduial]

Snowball
Pumpkin
Ling-Ling
Bootsie
Twinkle
Dilbert

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Robbie
Joan
Georgie
Hi I'm Georgie the Ringwraith!
Roight... smilies/wink.gif

[Galadriel9]

YAY-Go BOB!!! Wa-hay! Bob the Nazgul...yeess..
1.Lottie
2.Tabitha
3.Jemima
4.Robbie ("Hi-you can call me Robbie...because...I am." -sorry, I dunno if any of you will get that)
5.Geraldine
6.Freddie
7.Sweet Josie-pie
8.William
9.ummm...am running out of ideas...ahh well, it was good while it lasted... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[the guy who be short]

who's the scariest nazgul on arda?
feared by manwe and varda
he is feared by all alike
with his black sword and deadly pike
all serve him in fear, even thu
and morgoth, tulkas, me and you
live in fear of his wrath
he will deal out instant death
his evil had brought him renown and fame
its Him, who i dare not name

finish the song with a funny name please

[merry03]

Not sure if someone has already used it but...
Woodstock

There's also...

Charlie Brown
Lucy
Linus
Schroder
The little red-headed girl

And we can't forget...

Snoopy!!

[Vuelve]

im partial to Dumbo the RingWraith. lol

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Winnie...
Rosalind
Lizzy
Here we go! Nice to meet you Mrs. Smith, I'm Lizzy the wraith!

[Anything but Arwen]

Mwhhahaa....for anyone who has read the Cassandra Claire V. secret diaries...

Fred
Jeff
Bob
Dave...

heh heh... and now, to name some after horses at my stables...

Honeybee
Fraizer (yes, spelt with a Z)
Mr Bubbles
Lloyd
Redrico
Benny
Jed (its evil!! BLACK AND EVIL)
Roly
Busker
Maxy
Linnet ( Lin-eh)
Coco
Dink (yes, Dink...)
Magic
Santanna
Sky
Dublin
Malibu
Jubilee
Sparky
Gizzy
Lottie
Dancer (thats already been said though, i think)
Donna
Leda
Sherwood
Rosie
Flicka
Crispin
Pegasus (heh heh...the Witch King, Pegasus...)
Basil...
Roo
I'm sure thats enough for now... oh, and my cats names...
Frankie
Francis
Shinyhouse (dont ask....just dont ask)

Heh heh... Basil the Nazgul... catchy...

[Ainaserkewen]

The lead wraith should be named,
Napoleon. Just cause I got I funny picture of a wraith with one hand inside his cloak.

[elven maiden Earwen]

No the lead one should be named strawberry shortcake and the rest are carebears.

*Hugga, Hugga ,Hug a Carebear* smilies/biggrin.gif

[Senseless Skwerl]

mwahahaa!...
barney
lambchop
daisy
bluebell
chubby
morris
joe
knickerz
nelson smilies/biggrin.gif

[elven maiden Earwen]

hey I love your nick, Sensless Skwerl!

rolly-polly-olli
lizze miguire
kim possible
ron stopible
bueaty

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[Aragolas]

1. General Giggles (for the head guy)
2. Warren
3. Grover
4. Naven
5. Eleanor
6. Harold
7. Orlando (hee hee, sorry Orli!) smilies/wink.gif
8. Rufus
9. Chris

[Anything but Arwen]

rolly-polly-olli
lizze miguire
kim possible
ron stopible
bueaty

I think somebody has been watching too much of the Disney channel...