ME email adresses

[Losthuniel]

Rossiel and I came up with this idea while we were really bored.
9 - threalnumber@elrond.com *(See OFUM by Camilla Sandman)
Morgoth- Ultimateevil@void.com
Sauron- Maia_with_Dry_eye@void.com
Lurtz- smelly_expendable@angbad.com
Gollum -preciousss@hatebaggins.com
Shadowfax- runlikethewind@toofasttobebelieved.com (refernce to ME answering Machine messages)
Legolas- oherunotthefangirls@thisisnotmirkwood.com
Cirdan- Shipwrigttheshipwright@mithlond.com(see Real Men wear Jewellry by Mouse)
Gimli- haikilledmoreorcsthanu@glitteringcaves.com

Any more?

[Arwen Melian]

Tom Bombadil-apatheticoldone@ringadingdillo.com

[Precioussss]

hahahahaha! ringadingdillo.com...that's the best!

[Lindolirian]

Hey, we could make a game in the quiz room out of writng these email addresses and trying to guess who they belong to.

agent_elrond@imladris.com

[Losthuniel]

ooooh, good idea

[Kalimac]

Sauron - lordoftherings@mordor.gov

Shelob - shelob@windingstair.cu (Cirith Ungol)

Celeborn - KE-le-born@lothlorien.dom

Frodo - mrunderhill@anonymousemail.com

Saruman - Leaflover1@orthanc.gov

Wormtongue - GallantGrima7@meduseld.ro

Eowyn - shieldmaiden@meduseld.housekeeping.ro

Glorfindel - leftout@undyinglands.va

Bilbo - madbaggins@imladris.vacationspots.com

Pippin - foolofatook@smials.org

Sam - Gardeningrules@bagend.hb

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

HA! Those are great! Lemme try. . .

Elrond- im_not_bitter@noaragornyoucanthaveher. smilies/evil.gif

Arwen- not_bitter_my_@$$@illhavehimanyway.
smilies/tongue.gif

Legolas- me+gimli_R_just_friends@toohot4U. smilies/cool.gif

Sauron- indireneedofvisine@bigredeyeball.org

Are they good or just pathetic?

[Diamond18]

I loved the Sauron/Visine one. smilies/smile.gif

Galadriel - noncommittalanswers@mirror.lo

Rose - beenwaitingforever@cotton.ho

Moria - durinlordofmoria@theyarecoming.com

Gollum - fishes@nicemaster.sss

Shelob - lastchildofungoliant@glutton.org

Pippin - ernil_i_pheriannath@minastirith.citidelguard.gov

Boromir - hornofgondor@rauros.falls

Witch-king - giveupthehalfling@blackbreath.com

Thranduil - dwarfhater@getout.mirk

Túrin - taleofwoe@tragedy.org

Morgoth - meglomaniac@meglomania.mor

Fëanor - jewelmaster@moodyelf.sil

Gandalf - grey_white@istar.aniu

Faramir - truenumenorian@ithilien.org

[Sapphire_Flame]

Pippin - ernil_i_pheriannath@minastirith.citidelguard.gov
Aw, too funny!! I love Pippin!! smilies/biggrin.gif
***

Sauron- darklordofmordor@baraddur.com
Eowyn- kicksnazgulbutt@edoras.com
Balrog- fierydemonshavefeelingstoo@moria.com
Witch-King- wasbeatenbyagirl@thevoid.com
Sam- great_elf_warrior@cirithungol.com
- TheGardenerAtBagEnd@hobbiton.com
The Ring- i_rule_them_all@mtdoom.com
Aragorn- toomanynames@somewhereineriador.com
Sting- spidersbane@gondolin.com
Legolas- hidingfromrabidfangirls@anywherebuthere.com
Galadriel- keeper_of_nenya@lothlorien.com
Gollum- needsssmypreciousss@ringstalker.com
Pippin- smarter_than_gandalf_says@foolofatook.com
Frodo- reluctantadventurer@stupidring.com
Treebeard- letusnotbehasty@myforest.ent

[Losthuniel]

The Witch King- ihateloopholesinprophecies@minasmorgul.com

[Elven Mistress]

Treebeard: HoomHumLetusnotbehastynow@entwives.edu
Merry: Howtoeatdrinkandbemerry@drunkenfool.com
Eowyn: Jealousluvr@unlovedherione.com
Pippin: Notsofoolofatook@drunkenfool.com
Legolas: Myhairisbeautiful@imsopretty.com

[Rimbaud]

Shelob@net.net

[Morima]

Hi!

LOL Rimbaud! What about shelob@spider.net?

The Witch King cracked me up, Losthuniel!

Here's some of my contributions:

Legolas: legolas@HOTmail.com, or legolas@herbal.essences.com
Aragorn: aragorn_strider_elessar_estel_wingfoot_..._etc@iml adris.com
Saruman: orthanc@palantiri.network.com
Sauron: lidless@baraddur.com

[TolkienGurl]

Frodo - iwilltakethering@ringbearer.com
Sam - smeagol_stinks@servant.com
Pippin - diamondismygal@ale.com
Merry - mushroomsr4me@buckland.com

Not my best, but bear with me! I just got done exercising and I'm tired! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Losthuniel]

Aragorn- manofmanynames@gondor.com

Thanks, Morima

Loved the shelob one, Rimbaud

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[Diamond18]

Pippin - diamondismygal@ale.com

Loved that one, TolkienGurl! smilies/biggrin.gif

Gandalf - ilikedwhitebetter@duelingwizards.wwe

Éomer - ihategrima@riddermark.roh

Boromir - valiantwarrior@manofgondor.gov

Denethor - witheringhands@pyromaniac.fyr

Ioreth - wisewomanofgondor@loquacious.yak

[Lostgaeriel]

This is all I've got.

Arwen: lúthien_tinúviel_2@elves.me

[Eruwen]

Pippin: getyourashoffmytomatoes@starvinghobbit.com

Gimli: iluvmybeard@killelves.com

Merry: stuckunderatree@plezgetmeout.tom

Man in Hobbiton at the beggining of the movie: hullowho__________@missinghead.com

[Manwe Sulimo]

Sam: unhandhimlongshanks@wheresmysword.net
Denethor: toohottohandle@silentstreet.minastirith.gov
Balrog: whycantwebefriends@moria.com
Arwen: pendentseller@imladris.gov
Éowyn: imnotaman@edoras.gov
Butterbur: fatlazyinkeeper@amnesiacsannonymous.org
Fatty Bolger: thefifthhobbit@forgotten.com
Gandalf: servantofthesecretfire@valinor.gov
Bilbo: imnotaburglar@bagend.com
Frodo: whyme@anywhere.com
Legolas: snowwalker@greenwood.gov
Gimli: sleepydwarf@erebor.gov
Boromir: itsonlyaring@towerofecthelion.minastirith.gov

Well, that was fun.

Hope you enjoyed them.

[Arwen1858]

Arwen: im_better_than_glorfindel@rivendell.com

[Taure Leafsilver]

ha! ok my turn,

Sam:ihatebigspiders@spyingservent.com
frodo:wheredidmy10thfingergo@sadhero.org
aragorn: icantrememberallmynames@iamking.com
pipin: heymerrythatsmypint@foolofatook.net
merry: hahaigotyourpint@ihelpedkillabadguy.net
bilbo:zzzzzhuhwhat@imawake.org
gimli: ihateelves@exeptgaladriel.edu

that's all for now

[Sapphire_Flame]

bilbo:zzzzzhuhwhat@imawake.org
Yay!! V. good!

'Kay, thought of one more:

Shelob- spidermansgirlfriend@spider.web

[VanimaEdhel]

Glorfindel: kickedoutofmovie@navedui.com
Legolas: princehottie@mirkwoodhunk.com
Gimli: elvessuuuuuuck@khazad.com
Aragorn: ibelongtoarwen@ijustcanwaittobeking.com
Boromir: imsomisunderstood@gondorneedsnoking.com
Pippin: thismissionquestthing@elevenses.com
Merry: shutuppip@elevenses.com
Sam: rosieisda1@thegreendragon.com
Gandalf: youshallnotpass@istarisite.com
Frodo: adventureluvr@ringbearer.com
Tom Bombadil: missedmycottage@barrowdowns.com
Goldberry: imahottie4tommy@barrowdownsmaidens.com
Arwen: ifyouwanthim@downwithglorfindel.com
Elrond: misssterunderhill@donttouchmydaughterranger.com
Galadriel: nenya4eva@made2scaryindamovie.com
Celeborn: galaisruler@underappreciatedhusbands.com
Haldir: blindfoldyourself@dwarvessuck.com
Eowyn: girlpowerlives@maidens4aragorn.com
Faramir: igoteowynaragorn@2ndchoice.com
Bilbo: wannacmtns@ringbearer.com
Bill the Pony: iknowthewayhome@lotrponies.com
Fatty Lumpkin: wheredigo@lotrponies.com
Asfaloth: ionlylistentoglorfindel@norolim.com
Shadowfax: iamprincehearmeneigh@rohan.com
Sauron: myring@melkor.com
Saruman: imatraitor@istarisite.com
Golum: preciousssssssssssssss@smeagol.com
Denethor: ipreferredboromir@gondor.com
Theoden: wormtonguesawoooorm@king.com
Wormtongue: sarumanisgod@snivelingweasel.com
Turin: itsahardknocklife@turambar.com
Niniel: imarriedmybro@turambar.com
Beren: imarriedanelfchick@formermandosresidents.com
Huan: imadogthatcantype@puppysite.com
Luthien: all4beren@elfprincess.com
Thingol: mydaughtermarriedadirtyhuman@elfking.com
Melian: myhusbandoverreacts@beautifulmaiachic.com

[Losthuniel]

Turin- itwasthedragonsfault@tragichero.com
Fingolfin- ialmostkilledthedarklord@tragichero.com
Finrod- menrokreally@nargothrond.com
Smaug- mygold@erebor.com

[Arwen Melian]

Nime work with the Melian one,Vanimaedhel.

[Neferchoirwen]

Sam: themayor@PotsAndPansAreUs.com

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[Losthuniel]

Huan- theyneversaidnethingabouttyping@houndsofvalinor.co m (you know how Huan could only speak 3 times)

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

Old Willow- dammittomnotagain@wheredidmyhobbitsgo.org
Tom Bombadil- iamgod@theoldforestismydomain.net

Smeagol- niiicccccccemassssssssterisssssssgooooooooodtossss ssssmeagol@whathasssssitgotinitsssspocketsssesswew ondersssssss.com

[Neferchoirwen]

Aragorn: palantir@bigbrotheriswatching.com
Gollum: smeagol@schitzo.com

[Frodo Baggins]

I must say, all of thees are uncommonly good


I was reading this scanned article the other day about Brad Dourif as Wormtongue (Brad has a great sense of humour BTW). And he was talking about trying to make is acting as a villan look good withouth giong over the top. He said something to the effect of "If I think about a ham sandwich, its usually pretty good." [referring to his acting] this made me make up this address.....

ham_sandwich@therealgrima.org

smilies/rolleyes.gif

yes I know I'm wierd

[Melephelwen]

Ooh! Ooh! I made some too:

Asfaloth:
imissmytruemaster@glorfindelwhereru.ri
Legolas:
helpmetheyarecoming@anonymous.fangirlfear.org
Gandalf:
wisebeyondall@istari.va
Gollum:
fishmypreciousss@cavesundermistymountains.net
Frodo:
iwishtheringhadnevercometome@ringbearer.org
Arwen:
daddycantfindme@inlovewitharanger.im
Sam:
letsgohome@potsandpans.shi
Farmer Maggot:
stopstealingmymushrooms@teenagehobbitsforgetit.shi
Glorfindel:
theykickedmeoutofthemovie@bannedfromimladris.me

Okay, they might not be good, but at least I tried smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/cool.gif

[TolkienGurl]

Saruman: iamaclosetjedi@wayofpain.force.com

[Sapphire_Flame]

Pippin: thismissionquestthing@elevenses.com
Merry: shutuppip@elevenses.com
YAY!!!! Go Merry and Pippin!!
Galadriel: nenya4eva@made2scaryindamovie.com
Beyond true...

LOTR 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Samwise_Gamgee]

Pippin- igetintroble24_7@hegetsintrouble.com

Merry- ibrokemycarrot@downthehill.com

Frodo- goonsamaslrosieforadance@iknowhewantsher.com

Sam- illjusthaveanotherale@iknowiwanther.com

Gandalf-idopointyhattrick4u@wizardsaregoodwithhats .org

Lurtz- myheadgotchoppedoff@amonhen.com

Treebeard- ilostmewife@entwivesmissing.org


Hey I thought they were funny, I just have a weird sense of humor I guess

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Childlike Empress]

Can't resist this one (and am very surprised it hasn't come up already):

Ghost Prince of Cardolan:
barrowwight@barrowdowns.com

[dark_one]

Melkor: king_of_the_world@void.net
Sauron: redeye@mordor.net
Gollum: myprecioussssss@mistymts.net
Witchking: no_man_may_hinder_me@minasmorgul.net
Saruman: sarumanofmanycolors@orthanc.net
Balrog: hot_as_hell@moria.net

Frodo: ringbearer@shire.com
Sam: I_love_Frodo@shire.com
Aragorn: lone_ranger@imladris.net
Gandalf: greyolorin@maia.valinor.org
Elrond: loremaster@lmladris.net
Arwen: don'tyawantme@imladris.net
Legolas: hot_archer@mirkwood.com
Gimli: axe_murderer@lonelymtn.com
Galadriel: freakychick@lothlorien.net

[LePetitChoux]

Morgoth: soiliedbigdeal@disgracedvalar.va
Bergil: imbiggerthanu@gondorkidz.go
Smaug: sureitsbigenoughbutlook@thelocation.lm
Feanor: iamsogreat@bigelfguy.me
Denethor: ihavapalantirheehee@gonstewards.go

That was all I could come up with... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[VanimaEdhel]

Gandalf: you_took_my_line_dobby@istari.com (go see "Harry Potter" and see what I am talking about...*grumbles, but ends up laughing really hard, then lapses into an Oliver Wood drooling fit*)

[Melephelwen]

Elrond: arwencomehomeimmediately@lordofrivendell.im
Aragorn: thorongilaragornwingfootstriderelessaretc@whitecit y.mt
Eowyn: ladyofrohan@hotmail.com
Boromir: ringmyring@bigbrother.go
Denethor: stewardofthewhitecity@minastirith.org
Galadriel: lookinthemirror@goldenwood.lo
Gimli: donttelltheelf@anonymous.elfhaters.org

Try memorizing all of these, if they were real!
"Dad, 85 letters; little sister, 92 letters; Mom, 64 letters..." argh! smilies/eek.gif

And VanimaEdhel, though I've seen HP 2, I have no idea which line you are talking about. Can I convince you to tell?

[Max]

HEY, Saphire . . . I like Gollum's @ringstalker.com that would make a good e-mail.

Maxdout

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

Pippin- thebrainsoftheoutfit@questwars.me

Sauron- iwantmyring@wheresfrodo.me (middle-earth)

Merry- liftingveggitables@farmermaggots.crop

Merry- ithinkivebrokensumthin@thebottom.hill

Merry&Pippin's personal- cantresistpints@bree.goodale

[Helkahothion]

Farmer Magget- getoutofmycrops@frodogetbackhere.sh(shire)
Frodo-
youtaketheringsam@desperate.sh
Gandalf-
fallingissntpretty@wishicouldfly.sha(shadow)
________
FORD MODEL B (1932) PICTURE (http://www.ford-wiki.com/wiki/Ford_Model_B_(1932))

[Arwen Melian]

I loved the Farmer Maggot one...lol! smilies/smile.gif

[Dorathain_Flamesword]

treebeard:


hrmhrumhoom@entmoot.com

[Melephelwen]

Spend school class (ahem) on these:

Accounts on MorgulMail (info@MorgulMail.mo - Dark Sorcery for all communicational purposes):

Nazgûl 1 - RulerOfAngmar@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 2 - License2Kill@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 3 - Ringwraith03@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 4 - Sauron4ever@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 5 - blackrider005@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 6 - 6thking@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 7 - NumberSeven@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 8 - MorgulQueen8@morgulmail.mo

Nazgûl 9 - lastnazgul@morgulmail.mo

Gorbag - gorbag_minasmorgul@morgulmail.mo

Shagrat - SHAGRATISDAKING@morgulmail.mo

Nameless orc no. 2603 - IHateMyJob@morgulmail.mo

Nameless orc 1495 - Buttkissing1495@morgulmail.mo

The last two might not be too good, but I thought we needed to hear the people's voice
smilies/tongue.gif

[Shy Hobbit]

Legolas: Ai_AiAbalrog@khazad.dum

Gandalf: isurvivedmoria@thewhite.net

Denethor: iplayfavorites@phsycodads.gon

Theoden: horsemaster@rohan.gov

Pippin: pintsizehero@thain.shi

Merry: magnificentme@brandywine.gov

Sam: elf_warrior@bagend.gov

Frodo: forever_changed@havens.hom

Celeborn: inevergettogo@lorien.ugh

Elrond: shouldapushedhimin@regrets.riv

Aragorn: brokenandreforged@king.gov

Boromir: shouldhavebeenmine@giveitto.me

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Faramir: rejectedson@gondor2.dor
Boromir: cantbedead@amonhenpecking.net
Denethor: hotironfist@pyre-pyros.com

[Oddwen]

Merry: stuckunderatree@plezgetmeout.tom
Eruwen, that's so funny! How about

Treebeard
hoomhomnow@fangorn.ent

Galadriel
lookintothemirror@soshiny.org

Sam
howmayihelpumrfrodo@bag.end

Frodo
leavemealonesam@bag.end

Pippin
methethainhaha@greatsmials.me

Merry
memasterofbucklandhaha@brandyhall.me

Gimli
igotmorehairthanu@lonelymountain.me

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

My real e-mail adress (or rather, the main one, of, errm, I'm not even gonna count smilies/rolleyes.gif ) is actually lord of the rings related. I guess it could work for Legolas, too, but it's not funny. It's elvisharcher@rcn.com

[Balin999]

Sauron: itsmine@ring-oholics.me

Saruman: treekiller@orthanc.is

Smaug: nevertalktostrangers@lookingforhome.er

Sam: twiceashumbleasthou@frodo-lovers.com

Grishnakh: sh*thappens@ring-oholics.me

Gollum: precious@dentalhygene.me

Theoden: imalive@themummy.ro

Balrog: solonely@loveline.mo


more to follow smilies/biggrin.gif
hope you like 'em.

[Arvedui III]

hehehe, here's some:

Éowyn: betterthenarwen@ shieldmadiens_rule.ithilien.gov

Arwen: glorfindelbites@whereeveraragornis.com

Aragorn: iamkingoftheworld@gondor.gov

Gimli: thisdwarfcanfly@donttossme.stupidjokes.me

Legolas: rabidfangirlsarenofun@combingmyhair.net

Merry: aleisfun@buckland.com

Sam: roseismygirl@bag_end.com

Boromir: imreallyagoodguy@rarous_falls.me

Faramir: stewardofgondorloveseowyn@ithilen.gov

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Faramir: stewardofgondorloveseowyn@ithilen.gov

*giggles* I love it! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Ainaserkewen]

The ring:
Onering_torule_themall@drowninginlava.com

smilies/mad.gif

Sam: Waitingforrosietowriteback@desperate.com

smilies/cool.gif

Frodo: Takemyring@suffering.ca

[Ainaserkewen]

Gimli: thisdwarfcanfly@donttossme.stupidjokes.me



Hee Hee! I like this one.
or maybe his other address could be:
don't_telltheelf@crashingintoors.ow.com

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Smaug: nevertalktostrangers@lookingforhome.er

I love that!

Oh, and once again, of real life e-mail adresses, I actually have 3 or 4 ME related ones, except I've lost the passwords to all but elvisharcher@rcn.com I actually quite liked the others, but I'm still not sure if I actually lost the passwords or if the website screwed up. I think one was pipgreenleaf@thegreyhavens.zzn but I can't remember the rest or think of any funny ones. smilies/frown.gif

[briananoel]

How's this?
Random orc: helptheresanarrowflyingatmyface@sauronsarmy.me

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Lol! Sort of long though... smilies/biggrin.gif
Legolas: iamNOTapansy@valour.me

[Rilwen Gamgee]

(this is "Rilwen's" sister typing here)
I sometimes put the address "crazyhobbit@eriador.orc" in my messageboard profiles.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Hehehe, funny smilies/biggrin.gif

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Forgive me on this one, I just HAVE to put it:

Legolas: sleek_hair@HotMale.com

Aragorn: The_Ranger@dangerousfolk.me
Boromir: ISeeYourMind@hobbitcurse.creepylines.me
Celeborn: TreeKing@notanent.me
Elrond: bigflood@myford.riv
Faramir: least_loved@gondor.me
Gimli: foxears@loudbreathers.net
Haldir: cloven_head@helmsdeep.shoudn'tabeenthere.me
Merry: bestweed@theshire.me
Sauron: ISeeYou@disembodiedeye.bar
Saruman: orc_breeder@isengard.me
Wormtongue: shifty_eyes@whispervoice.roh

[Sapphire_Flame]

Pippin- thebrainsoftheoutfit@questwars.me

Nameless orc no. 2603 - IHateMyJob@morgulmail.mo

Pippin: pintsizehero@thain.shi

Grishnakh: sh*thappens@ring-oholics.me

don't_telltheelf@crashingintoorcs.ow.com

Random orc: helptheresanarrowflyingatmyface@sauronsarmy.me

Sauron: ISeeYou@disembodiedeye.bar

I love 'em!!! Let's see if I can think of anymore...

Nenya- water_ring@galadriel.lorien.com
One Ring- heyNenhowboutadate?@irulethemall.mordor.com
Legolas- boromirstolemyshampoo@hewillpay.com
Gandalf- imbetterthanboromir@discoking.com
Boromir- gandalfsgotnothingonme@therealdiscoking.com
Gollum- mentalillnessposterboy@schizoringlover.com

You kinda have to have read the Crazy Scenes thread to get some of these... smilies/biggrin.gif

[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Sapphire_Flame ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Boromir- gandalfsgotnothingonme@therealdiscoking.com

You kill me. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Oddwen]

Ditto, Saphire_flame!

I loved that "shouldhavebeenmine@creepylines.me" smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Arvedui III]

You all slay me smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/smile.gif
Here's some:

Pippen: reallywise/deepman@thesmiles.com

Galadriel: thislittlelightofmine@imgonnaletitshine_lothlorien .net

Celeborn: imbored@lothlorien.gov

Treebeard: votegreen@fangorn.me

Gwaiher: airmaster@thewindycity.com

Elrond: noyoucantmerryaragorn@rivendell.gov

[Pennthangeil]

For all of the regulars on "Elronds Guestbook.".......

Elrond: Whocalled4atranq@elrondsgb.com

Faramir: I_wasnt_crying@mumble.org

Boromir: Theadoptedone@gondor.net.

Aragorn: canimarryarwen@next6pages.com

Frodo: Iamwounded@Iwillnevergetbetter.net

Sam: The_penn_hater@myfrodo.com

Gandalf: StonedOldMan@mithandir.org

And one for me.....

One_With_Many_Pills@special.elrondsgb.com

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Boromir:
not_my_fault_Frodo_left@nonottheboat.net
Balrog:
stupid_pointy_hat@flames.com
Random Orc (victim of legolas's bow)
shouldda_ducked@slobberyorcs.org

[Arafangwen]

HaHaHa *falls out of her chair and rolls on the floor* These are hilarious!
I especialy liked
Gimlis-donttelltheelf@anonomous.elfhaters.org
That one was great! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

*dies*

[merry03]

Gollum: itsssmine@preciousss.me & sillyfathobbit@must.dy

[The Evenstar]

LOL. Good ideas!

OK, maybe:

my-eye@is-red.com

celeborm-the-b-oring@BORING!.com

I_likes_to_straighte@n_my_hair.SARUMAN


Yay, I'm a Wight!

[Sapphire_Flame]

Random Orc- gotblood?@plainsofmordor.com

That's all I can think of right now...

[Sapphire_Flame]

Hang on, just reviving this thread...

[Arwen Imladris]

*bump*

Eowyn- readytodie@helm.roh
Eomer- hatewormtongue@eored.roh
Thranduil- posessedbysaruman@edoras.roh
Gandalf- deadandbackagain@mistypeak.com
Shadowfax- sufferfromwizardweight@maeras.roh
Haldir- imnotreallydead@arrogantelves.lo

[Orominuialwen]

He he he!

Denethor- run,hide!meelashere!heeeeelpme!@pyromaniacs_anonym ous.org
Arwen- getyourhandsoffmyman@ihateeowyn.com
Merry- i_love_mushrooms_and_ale_and_estella@bucklandmaste r.gov
Boromir- thereigningdiscokingandsquid@favoriteson.com
The elves who came to Helm's Deep- wewerenteventhere@ha_ha,sowe'renotdead.lr
Treebeard- destroyersandusurperscursethem@hrumhoom.fn

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[Vladivos the Rider]

Sam - Vergetrimming@prospy.com

Denethor - pyro@gondor.gov
Boromir - Darnthathorn@nobles_on_the_net.net
Faramir - Lifeontheline@casino.org

[Sleepy Ranger]

Can I join in?

Glorfindel- wheresmyhorse?@pjhaters.va

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Hiya peoples! Well, this is certainly funny! At the moment I'm just recovering from the flu, so laughing isn't a good thing for me as it makes me choke, but to heck with it!!

How about, for Theoden pre-gandalf freedom.

AskGrima@isGrimasureaboutthis.me

Boromir:

Stayingalivebutnotdoingagoodjobofit@dead.me

Because, as we all know, Boromir loves Staying Alive smilies/wink.gif

[Elwen_starmaiden]

Here's some:

Denethor- comeonpippinlightmypyre@minastirith.gon

Gimli- couldhavepickedabetterspot@helmsdeep.roh

Tom Bombadil- youlikemyboots?
@merrydoldillo.bd

Haldir- whyamihere&whydoesmyheadhurt?@helmsdeep.roh

Farmer Maggot- flylarvae@shire.me

[Sleepy Ranger]

treeshepards@oldandforgotten.fan(gorn)

[Arwen Imladris]

Gimli- tosseddwarf@donttelltheelf.com
Aragorn- dwarftosser@helm.dp
Denethor- dieintheflame@imhot.com
Barliman- needreminder@pony.inn
Elladan and Elrohir- elveswithnastysis@rivendell.com
Minas Tirith- governbymadman@minastirith.gov
Manwe: im_all_powerful_dude@valar.com
Varda: starry_shiny_surprise_queen@valar.com
Ulmo: sea_monsters@valar.com
Nienna: im_always_sad@valar.com
Eru: dont_mess_with_me@erusongs.com
Lorien: trees_are_mine@forest.com
Yavanna: green_fingers@gardningworld.com

[Vladivos the Rider]

Bill the Pony - findmyownwayindeed@lost_and_found.org

Sackville-Bagginses - secretumbrellas@s_p_o_o_n_s.com

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[Lily Bombadil]

Sam- gardenboy_03@hobbiton.net

Frodo- Ring_pimp@hobbiton.net

Elrond- giddaway_from_Arwen@overprotective.org

Pippin- shroom_luva@hobbiton.net

Merry- yella_fella@hobbiton.net

Gaffer- old_fogy@geriatrics.org

Arwen- arrys_hoe@rivendell.gov

Aragorn- heir_o_gondor@rangersanonymous.org

Gollum/Sméagol- my_precious@mistymnts.com

Denethor- up_n_flamez@minastirith.gov

Boromir- disco_papa@minastirith.gov

Faramir- ME_robin_hood@minastirith.gov

How are they?

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[Lily Bombadil]

Here are a few more:

Galadriel- tele_chick@lorien.gov

Celeborn- smoke_n_sum@lorien.gov

Grima- thazza_lie@meduseld.gov

Sauron- I_m_da_masta@ordruin.gov

Éomer- 3rd_marshal_hottie@meduseld.gov

Éowyn- shield_sweetie@meduseld.gov

Théoden- eorlz_heir@meduseld.gov

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[Arwen Imladris]

smilies/biggrin.gif Those were good!

Aragorn - Kingofreunitedkingdom@gondor.com
Smaug:dragons_treasure_evil_dwarves_doom_bilbo@ere bor.net
Sauron: i_am_watching_you@bigbrother.co.uk
Galadriel: queen@ringlust.lor
Celeborn: shutup@suppressedhusbands.com

[Alatariel Telemnar]

I got one for Legolas:

Inance@nancingelves.nance


~~~~~~~~~~

no offense to Leggy-lovers

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[ElentariGreenleaf]

Frodo: souldevouringhair@rings.me
Sam: po-ta-toes@hate.gol
Pippin: toomuchlembas@burp.lo
Merry: notmuch2do@hairy.ft
Boromir: Imcorruptable@dead.go
Aragorn: ilovearwen@greasy.hair
Gandalf: ydidntirun@stupid.me
Legolas: ohsowonderful@prince.mi
Gimli: thatonesmine@shooting.orc
Faramir: imnicereally@fall.go
Eowen: islayedthewitchking@which.king
Denethor: imapyromaniac@burn.me
Theoden: mysonsdead@old.me
Grima: imugly@minions.us
Saruman: ineedamanicure@myring.me
Gollum: stupidfathobbitses@myprecious.co.uk

And I think I'll stop there...

[Iarwain]

Ted Sandyman - blastthatdreamingfoolofagamgee@helprebuildthemillm akeataxdeductabledonationtoday.org

Now try and read that! smilies/wink.gif

Iarwain

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Frodo:

myhairisdevouringmysoul@helpme.com

[Vladivos the Rider]

Shadowfax; shadow_faxingmachines@suspectcommunications.org

[Kitanna]

Legolas ~ pretty_greenleaf@mirkwood.net
Gimli~ betterthantheelf@dwarvesrule.com
Barliman~ hobbitsizerooms@prancingpony.org
Pippin~ theintelligentone@shire.net

[Ithaeliel]

Gandalf- idied@khazaddum.net

[Miriel Undomiel]

LoL :D

Legolas: imblondeandbeautiful@imsopretty.com

Tom Bombadil: imtoostupidtobeinthemovie@ringadingdillo.net

[Ainaserkewen]

comeonpippinlightmypyre@minastirith.gon

WRONG!!! :D


Legolas: hot_elfboy69@vanity.ca

(Yes, I've actually seen a hot_elfboy, just not the @vanity)

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

WitchKing- stupidgirl@pellenor.fld

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Frodo- ihatethering@myprecious.ca

Sam- taters@notpotatos.com

Gollum- wesawantsthe_precious@killnastyelves.org

Elrond- donteventhinkitaragorn@arwenismine.com

Aragorn- i_will_never_bath@noarwenismine.net

Gandalf- followyournose@youshallnotpass.com

Pippin- i_am_not_a_fool@secondbreakfast.org

Merry- its_a_conspiracy@somethinorsomeone.net (yeah, ripoff on my email addy...)

Sauron- iampowerful@disimbodiedeye.com

Galadriel- lookintomyeyes@telepathyusersunite.ca

Celeborn- ifonlyiwasevil@ihadtwolines.org

Saruman- joinwiththematrixersauron@bowlingisfun.net

Denethor- iwantalightsaber@flamethrowers.com

Eowyn- aragorniscute@arwencan'thavehim.net

Arwen- eowynshalldye@imgoingtodiehere.org

Boromir- i'm_the_best@pincusions.net

Faramir- totaketheringornottotakethering@ringlusters.ca


Sorry, I wrote many of these ages ago, and finally found an opportuninty to use them. Sorry if others had them already, but I didn't have time to read them all...

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Maeggaladiel]

Elrond- funkyeyebrowdaddy@dont_touch_arwen.com

Boromir- human_pincushion@amonhen.ded

Faramir- notthefavorite@abusedchildren.gov

Gimli- not_the_beard@moria.axe[/email]

Ugluk- i_command@uruk.net[/email]

Um... that's all for now.
~MAEG

[Saraphim]

Heres some:

Gandalf~ u_shall_not_pass@servantofthesecretfire.anar
Frodo~ i_need_a_map@emynmuil.lost
Bombadil~ song_boy@againsttheportraylofmyselfinthemovie.grr
Celeborn~ gandalf_would_have_talked_to_me_more@againstthepor traylofmyselfinthemovie.grr (gandalf_would_have_talked_to_me_more@againstthepo rtraylofmyselfinthemovie.grr)
Isildur~ its_all_my_fault@gondor.gov
Beren~ one_lucky_punk@tolgalen.mortal
Luthien~ he'd_better_not_snore@tolgalen.mortal
Fingolfin~ i_was_just_delivering_a_pizza@hallsofmandos.dead
Morgoth~ bored_out_of_my_head@void.doomed

Well, there's a few minutes wasted in the name of mirth.

[Kransha]

Might as well try my hand...err..fingers,

Alatar and Pallando: wereleftout@bluewizards.ded
Smaug: breathdeathwingshurricane@lonelymt.ded
Glauring: putaspellonjoo@dragondad.ded
Turin Turambar: masterofdoom@doommastered.sil
Cirdan: shipwrightsarealwaysright@greyhavens.el
Elrond: skepticdaddy@imladrisdude.el
Arwen: evenstarever@estellover.el
Gimli: elffriendorcchopper@moria.dw
Legolas: notfangirlattractive@notreallyblond.el
Thorin: kingunderthemountain@oakenshield.ded
Boromir: discokingpapasboy@gondorhorn.ded
Finduilas: diedyoung@motheroftwo.gov
Imrahil: dolamrothroxxors@lossarnach.gov
Grima: faithfullackey@tongueofworm.ro