What if you walked in a tavern and saw . . . . .

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Frodo and Pippin up on stage, arms over eachothers shoulders, kicking thier legs up in the air, singing;
" Hello My baby,
Hello My huney,
Hello My rag time gal.
Send Me a kiss by wire,
Baby My hearts on fire!
If you refuse Me,
Huney yo loose Me
Then you'll be left alone..."
????

Personally, I'd get up on stage and join them ^_^ Or throw up a red rose.

[ September 18, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

[elengil]

Keep my eyes safely planted on the pair and ... slowly... back... out.. the... door.....

[Keeper of the Feet of Melkor]

I'd edge away too... smilies/eek.gif

[Elven Mistress]

I'd probably go up and wrap my arm around Pippin and start dancing with him!

Or I'd just take a table and keep my eyes glued to the two of them, laughing uncontrolably (sp?) while sipping my pint.

[Bill Ferny]

Is there a frog with them?

[Eruhen]

I'd probably throw something at them. Something that's heavier than a rose. Probably something like a chair or a table or Merry. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Alatariel]

I'd go backstage, kidnap them both and take them far far away to my hobbit hole and live happily ever after smilies/biggrin.gif

[ElanorGamgee]

I'd probably gawk for a moment and then collapse into a giggling, snorting fit in the corner, the Dr. Pepper I had been sipping shooting through my nose.

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[gollum*elf*pup]

Laugh histerically for a few minutes then throw rotten tomatoes at them.

[DarkRose]

First, I'd pinch myself on the arm for ambling into a tavern, seeing as how I'm only 15 yrs. old. smilies/biggrin.gif

Then, I'd see the hobbits dancing and singing, and whip out my trusty Polaroid camera and snap pictures galore.

I would sell them and become rich, and keep one picture under my pillow to cheer me up on somber days. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Ok, how about this:

Wile the two are singing, Legolas and Aragorn get up with them and start playing banjos and doing the Funky Chicken wile playing??

Yes, there is a frog..A gaint toad playing the piano!

Also, is My picture showing up beside My name? All I'm getting is an X

And why would you pinch yourself on the arm? I'm only 14!

[Morai]

I would go up there, bring my electric guitar and start playing. Later I would go on a date with Frodo, set Pippin up with one of my friends and live happily ever after.

[Elven Mistress]

Hey...I'm your friend, right???

I like that idea about takin pics! Lol...i'd do the same if i didn't join them!!!!

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Camras will be handed out at the door.

Heres sopme food for thought:
Dureing break, Frodo acidently gets drunk and has to go back up on stage. What do you htink he'd do?
Keep it clean!

[bombur]

I would completely close into myself and begin a endless monologuous rant: "I know I have taste for likker... meaning... no mans purfec -hic-... seeing hobbits just... A kinda strong hint bout not to... I mean theres nothing... suppose thats the final signal to get of the booze... hobbits dancing on the... and it... thats when a man needs to wisen..."

about at this point I'd reach the door and charge out.

JH

[ElanorGamgee]

Dureing break, Frodo acidently gets drunk and has to go back up on stage. What do you htink he'd do?

I'd imagine he'd stand on a table and start dancing while singing...

There is an inn, a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill,
And there they brew a beer so brown
That the Man in the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill...

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

LMAO!

And then pippin gets up with him, wraps his around his shoulder and they start singing


Theres a story,
Of a hobbit,
Who was haveing a nasty time with a ring.
There was 4hobbits, a ranger and an El-elf (Along with a dwarf and wizard),
And thats how they became Fhe Fellowship.
The Fellowship.
The Fellowship.
And thats how they became The Fellowship!

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Sorry, theres re-runs of The Brady Bunch playing nonstop on the TV in the corner *Looks for a Sam Gamegee to go hit the TV over the head with*

Also, I might add that the camras are free of charge smilies/biggrin.gif I'm sooo sweet smilies/biggrin.gif

[VanimaEdhel]

First, I would laugh hysterically for about 5 minutes.

Then, I'd run up on stage, push Frodo and the others aside to give myself room, and start singing "Lady Marmalade" or something, dancing all the while.

Then, even though I'm 15, I'd find myself a drink, get quite drunk, and continue to join in the merriment, flirting shamelessly with all of the unmarried ones all the while (even Gimli).

[Morai]

Elven Mistress:Sure you can be my friend, just this once.

Anyway, if he got drunk, I would chew him out:
"You can't drive a wagon and be drunk at the same time!" Then go fumming out the door. And yes later I will soften up and apoligise...

[Rose Cotton]

My reactions:

I'd walk in and see them on stage:
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I'd jump up with them:
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and have a great time
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[Isilya]

Hmmmm. I'd start laughing hysterically, then see what crazy thing I could get Frodo to do to embarass himself while he's still concious. Any suggestions?

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

I have a suggustion!
Its a trick I know with the persons belt and a pair of sizzors...Get Me drift?

Then, I'd run up on stage, push Frodo and the others aside to give myself room, and start singing "Lady Marmalade" or something, dancing all the while

Is it the Moulin Rouge Version of "Lady Marmalade" ???

[Isilya]

Ah, yes, I get the drift. Or, we could shave all the hair off his feet: A sideshow attraction - The Hobbit with no hair on his feet. smilies/eek.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

i'd stab 'em and start up the kareoke(sp?) machine. (if they don't die from my knife, my voice will certainitly finnish them off)

[Elenna]

I'd check my map - how did I get into a tavern like this? Isn't there a warning label?

If it turned out that yes, I was supposed to be there, I'd pull the plug on the karaoke machine or ko the piano player (depends on who's accompanying them). Then I would pick both hobbits up, chuck them in the piano or bind and gag them with the karaoke machine cord, and then go and quietly have a pint.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

The piano players a gaint toad.

What if Aragorna nd Legolas got up onstage and started sining "Bloom Moon On Kentucky" ???

[Rosseiliantiel]

I would promptly get kicked out of the tavern for being under-age. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Isilya]

Good point, but if ya look like a hobbit, ya might as well try and get away with it!!

[Elenna]

Well, as an Aragorn fan, I'd probably sing with him and dance with him after he stopped singing.

After I KO'd Arwen, of course.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

OK, I GOT AN IDEA!

What if Boromir got up on stage and started singing
"I WIll Allways Love You" By Whitney Huston Or "Come Undone" by Duran Duran...Personally, I love Come Undone so Much, I'd proubably get up on stage wrap My arm around his shoulders and sing along with him!

Who do you need,
Who do you love,
When You Come Undone...

Oh, and considerng I'm the owner of th Tavern, its a rule not to kick any1 under age out smilies/biggrin.gif...Considering..I'm under gae smilies/biggrin.gif

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I thank you all for putting up with My insanity smilies/biggrin.gif

[ September 25, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

[Elenna]

Boromir, eh? I'd probably sing too! I love Boromir. But isn't he, I don't know, dead?

And "I Will Always Love You" seems to be more of a Sam song.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

But isn't he, I don't know, dead?

*Starts crying histaricly* WAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME!??!?! *Tears start comeing out of her eyes like water from a faucet* ITS UNFARE!!! POOR BORI!!! *Wales again and blows her nose on a table cloth*
Sorry...I allways choke up when I remember he's...*Wimper* Dead....*Blows nose on table cloth again*
Orignal line from My own fanfiction
Boromir: I'm not exactally dead..I just fainted and had a rather ruff swim back to Rivendell...

[Ms. Took]

I think I'd probably attack Pippin. I'd start hugging him, and laughing hysterically. Yeah...I love Pippin. That would be the coolest thing ever smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Isilya]

Get the Fellowship together and start a congo or can-can line

[Morai]

If I saw Boromir on stage, I would attempt to call the Ghostbusters. Then I'd realise that there's no phone and run out. (Did I forget to mention that Frodo riding with me and Sam close behind?)

[Elven Mistress]

Ms. Took! How dare you steal my Pippin! Lol... i'd go up there and start singin crazily....i know i already answered this but i'm sure now...lol...don't know why - i've just been in a really energetic mood for the last few days. So i'd go up there and start singing, "There ain't no mountain high enough! There ain't no..." and so on!

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

OK, its early and I havent had My morning cup of tea, so forgive Me if this seems wacky.

You walk into a bar, look at the stage and see....
Legolas on stage swinging his shirt over his head with the song from Right Said Fred "I'm To Sexy" Playing.

Personally...I'd either run for the hills or take a seat in front of the stage (Proubably run for the hills, cme back THEN take the seat)

[Isilya]

I LOVE that song!! I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...

[Rose Cotton]

If I saw Legolas singing that song or even just dancing to it I'd probably be sick.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

See'ing Legolas danceing and singing to it wouldent make Me sick...Now if Elrond was the one singing it...I'D RUN FOR THE HILLS CRYING FOR MA MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont get Me wrong, I like the Elf...But some things are better left undonde for Mr. Elrond...

[VanimaEdhel]

Either "Lady Marmalade". If 3 other girls were with me, we'd each take a Moulin Rouge part (anyone willing besides me?).

I'd run to the stage, jump on a pole, and poledance while Legolas sang "I'm Too Sexy"...then you'd really be running for it! And many guys would be running to it...at lesat that's what has happened when something similar has happened to me in the past...

Then, I'd ask for them to put on some Leanne Rhymes song, I'd grab the microphone, and belt out the lyrics along with it (I'm not a particular fan, but her songs are really easy to sing well...).

Then I'd get another pina colada or three...

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Gichi, Gichi, yaya, da da...Or howeveer you sing it.
I'll sing Lady Marmalde with ya!
How about we get Legolas and Aragorn dressed up in dresses and have them join in to?
And Pippin could be Toloose!

AS as long as Legolas sang, I'd stick around..Anyways, who would tend the bar????

[Isilya]

Or Barliman Butterbur singing 'Be Our Guest' from Beauty and the Beast.

"Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test..."

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Yes...But he's proubably forget the lyrics...Although the thought of Butterbur danceing adn singign is a funny one smilies/biggrin.gif

[Morai]

If I saw that scene on stage, I'd run. Then a few minutes later you'd see a drunk Frodo dragging me back in.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

LMAO Moria!

How about if Gandalf got up on stage and started singing "Jimmy Crack Corn" ?

PS:
I just noticed I'm now a Wight...YOOHOO!!

[ September 29, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

[Rose Cotton]

I love Lady Marmalade! I'd sing it!

How about Sparkling Diamonds?
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girls best friend!

What if Gollum got up and sang somthing? smilies/eek.gif Then I'd run.

[Morai]

Seeing Frodo's with me, he'd be very unhappy to see Gollum on stage. There'd be Sting in his arms and Gollum screaming "Nice Master Nooooooooooooo!" I'd be laughing until I saw sting.....

[VanimaEdhel]

*smiles devilishly*

Can Legolas be our stripper pole?

Anywho: yay! We have 3 of us for Lady Marmalade! Arwen could be our fourth! LOL

[Eruialiwen]

*smiles devilishly*
Can Legolas be our stripper pole?

smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif I like that idea...mwah... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

OOOhhhhhHHHhhhh!!!!! MESA LIKE THAT IDEA!!!! Theres just one peoublum...Stripper poles dont wear clouths...

OK!!! Anywho! Should I bring My ultrasonic sound system?

[VanimaEdhel]

Kithrena: On your 1st point that can be taken care of...

Dear me, this is going straight down the gutter...

And yes, go ahead, bring your sound system...

[Artanis]

If I saw such things in a tavern, I would get another pint of Butterbur's finest, settle in in the front row, and hope that my dad did not catch me...(in most of my rps and in a story I'm doing, I am the youngest daughter of the King Elessar...:P )

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[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Another little hench....I dont know the lyrics......

And can Gandalf be a backup singer?

[Precioussss]

Gimli up on stage singing "tiptoe through the tulips". I would definately pay to see that! heheehehhe smilies/wink.gif :P

[Eruialiwen]

Gimli up on stage singing "tiptoe through the tulips". I would definately pay to see that! heheehehhe


omg....LOL smilies/eek.gif smilies/biggrin.gif I'd die of shock and from laughing...is that even possible? smilies/tongue.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

How about Sauramon in stage break danceing and singing "The Real Slim Shady" ???

[Salix]

For Saruman I'd go smilies/eek.gif smilies/frown.gif smilies/redface.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/evil.gif and grab a pint of root beer. Then I'd look round ( smilies/evil.gif smilies/eek.gif ) and finally tend to the bar since no one else is.

Can Legolas be our stripper pole?

Please not...

[ October 16, 2002: Message edited by: Salix ]

[Morai]

Let's see...
Frodo would be chasing around Gollum. I'd be dragging Ewoyn onto the stage and have her sing "I'm a one girl revelution"

If I saw Legolas being used as a "pole" I'd dragg him outside, and all who are participating.

Well, looks as if I'm the Bouncer!

[Zohariel]

One lil' word...GROSS! That applies to Eowyn singing...
Legolas as a stripper pole...hmmm.
Interesting notion. I'd join in, but keep my clothes firmly on.
Still I don't really think I would fancy him so much after seeing...well, you know...
How about if Celeborn came on, with Jerry Springer, and started whinging about troubled relationships? I'd boo, and kick 'em off.
Can I be joint bouncer?

[Arwen1858]

Well, since I wouldn't get kicked out for being underage, I'd go get me a pint of Dr Pepper. Then, when I saw them dancing, I'd probly start laughing uncontrollably. Whenever I got my wits about me again, I'd go join in!

[dragoneyes]

I'd join Eowyn in singing "I'm a one woman..." wait a minute, that would make two women... oh well back to watching and laughing and getting drunk and whatever else happens in a tavern.

[Morai]

I think it would be a good idea to have at least two bouncers. Seeing all the chaos in this tavern, we'd be pretty busy. The only thing that wouldn't get taken care of is Frodo and Gollum. It's not safe to mess with Frodo when he's mental and drunk....

[VanimaEdhel]

I could always do what I did at my last school dance: jump on the speaker they encouraged us to dance on and not get off...ever...got to dance to a horrid "Like a Prayer" remix and Iio's "Rapture"...great name: Iio...

Eh: bouncers aren't so tough, I could take you Morai smilies/tongue.gif . JK...and I'm sure Legolas would be happy to be a stripper pole for a bunch of pretty girls...

[Morai]

Nah, I could bring some of my old friends from Bree. Anything I couldn't do, I'd pay them to do it for me. (Or just buy them a drink)

[gralin musicteeth]

a friend and i have this rpg that we do during class. hehehe anyways, here's what we've come up with so far:

Elrond: on stage leading the singing of YMCA with Legolas, Arwen, Glorfindel,Galadriel,and Celeborn (maybe more or less, I can't remember how many Village People there were)

Gandalf: on top of the bar doing the can can with Sauruman

Aragorn and Boromir: arm in arm, riverdancing

[ November 01, 2002: Message edited by: gralin musicteeth ]

[Morai]

Hmmm, it'd be interesting to see the hobbits dancing the Nutcracker Ballet. (Can you see Pippin as the Sugar Plum Fairy?)

[VanimaEdhel]

How about Gimli and his Dwarf buddies dancing to "Swan Lake"?

[Morai]

I could just hear the music.:
Duh -na-na-na-na, BOOM-CRASH-BOOM-CRASH.

I just can't picture dwarfs being graceful......

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

lol id be sittin in front row with Merry and Pippin, each of us drinking a pint, and we'd be laughin our asses off at all of you! Then we'd probably all get up on stage and sing..hm...how about the Bubba Beer song?
beer beer beer bubbaba beer beer beer smilies/biggrin.gif

[The Barrow-Wight]

Watch the language. This isn't really a tavern!

[VanimaEdhel]

I thought this thread had died...too bad it didn't, really...