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Max
11-24-2002, 04:01 PM
The Many Incarnations of Middle-Earth

Frodo Baggins - angst incarnate
Quote: “Sigh”

Samwise Gamgee – fidelity incarnate
Quote: “I will kill you if you touch him!!!”

Meridoc Brandybuck – contributiveness incarnate
Quote: “You know . . .”

Peregrine Took – asinine incarnate
Quote: “Oops!”

Gimli son of Gloin – indignation incarnate
Quote: “Auch!”

Aragorn son of Arathorn – melancholy incarnate
Quote: “I have an identity crisis.”

Boromir of Gondor – arrogance incarnate
Quote: “Precioussss . . .Gondor.”

Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood – poise incarnate
Quote: “Look out, more Doom!”

Elrond of Rivendell – sulkiness incarnate
Quote: “Yes. No. Whatever. . . God, I need a valium!”

Arwen daughter of Elrond of Rivendell – aloofness incarnate
Quote: “My daddy’s famous!”

Gladriel of Lothlorien – pessimism incarnate
Quote: “Screw you guys, I’m going home!”

Celeborn husband of Gladriel of Lothorien – unacknowledged incarnate
Quote: “I . . . Yes, dear.”

Gollum – addiction incarnate
Quote: “Hissss. . . Precioussss . . . Hisss- cough.”

Gandalf the Grey – evasiveness incarnate
Quote: “No, really, that’s all I know.”

Saruman the White – nefariousness incarnate
Quote: “Wheeee! I’m Evil!”

Manwe Sulimo
11-24-2002, 05:48 PM
HAHAHAHA

I LOVED Legolas and Saruman!

Saurannûn the Wood Elf
11-26-2002, 06:39 PM
Hayyy! Max, those are really cool! You got anymore? I need more! Very awesome! smilies/biggrin.gif

Max
12-02-2002, 12:57 PM
Bilbo: flightiness incarnate
Quote: "Look what I wrote . . . "

Bill the Pony: Apathy incarnate
Quote: "Sure Sam keep talking, just make sure you feed me."

The fighting Uruk Hai: Malpractice incarnate
Quote: "I wish I was as pretty as a hobbit, vile, vile hobbits."

Nazgul #8: Doom incarnate
Quote: "Do this, Skippy. Fetch that. Blasted ring, it calls to ME. . . ."

These ones are kind of lame, I would really like to hear other people's ideas.

Maxdout

the phantom
12-02-2002, 10:21 PM
Elladen & Elrohir- nonpivotal incarnate
Quote: "blah blah..some wise stuff..blah blah...someone else want to say my line?"

Max! Great stuff!!

[ December 02, 2002: Message edited by: the phantom ]

Kalimac
12-02-2002, 11:12 PM
Max, I love it! Some feeble contributions of my own.

Ted Sandyman - surliness incarnate.
Quote: "Mocking things makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside."

The Gaffer - crotchetyness incarnate.
Quote: "Well sure ye saved the world and all, but what about my potato patch? Why am I saddled with such a worthless son?"

Ioreth's Kinswoman - patience incarnate.
Quote: [nothing]

Haldir: Attitude incarnate.
Quote: "Prince of Mirkwood and Heir of Isildur, eh? Well, you get to see Galadriel when *I* say so, and not one second earlier."

Tom Bombadil: Off-topic incarnate
Quote: "Ho, Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! Come and rescue all of us from wicked Old Man Willow! Many chapters later we'll resume our journey grim, And finally we'll meet the guy with PLOT related to him!"

Balrog: Preening incarnate.
Quote: "Do? I don't DO anything. Never did. I just stand here and everyone runs like heck. I love it. Wanna see my flames?"

Ugluk: Idee fixe incarnate.
Quote: "I am Ugluk. I command. I command, my name is Ugluk. Any questions? Incidentally, I command."

Shagrat: Realpolitik incarnate.
Quote: "Allies? But Gorbag, things are so different now than they were five minutes ago."

Faramir: Sensitive Guy incarnate.
Quote: "Who'd have realized that the Houses of Healing would make me such a chick magnet? Wonder why I wasted all that time risking my life in heroic battle when getting sick would have done the trick."

Eowyn: Reserve incarnate.
Quote: "Feelings? How dare you presume to think that I might have them? Oh ... wait... why yes, I will marry you."

Wormtongue: Blatancy incarnate.
Quote: "Betray my most noble and worthy master? How could you...oh, wait, there is that little matter of my nickname. Pure levity, I assure you."

Eomer: Straightforwardness incarnate.
Quote: "I hate Orcs. Hey, there are some Orcs! KILL THEM ALL, BOYS!!"

good idea at the time
12-03-2002, 12:25 AM
Great job everyone! Very cool Max. I just couldn't resist. Here's some more:

Theoden, King: Underestimatedness Incarnate
"I am old and feeble...wait, no! I am strong like bull!"

Treebeard: Thouroughness Incarnate
"Hroom! Hoom! Let's not be hasty."

Isildur: weakness incarnate
quote: "What, like you'd do any better?"

Fredegar Bolger: Forgotteness (is that a word?) Incarnate
quote: sure, Frodo & company, go save the world. Forget all about me. See if I care...*sniff*

Legolas: Competence Incarnate
quote: "I rock at everything, do I not? And I'm humble too."

And that's all for now folks! I need sleep.

doug*platypus
12-29-2002, 08:45 AM
Sauron: it's-always-the-quiet-one incarnate
Quote: *glare!*

Cirdan: tradesman incarnate
Quote: "no, can't make it this afternoon, I've got a ton of ships to build"

Beorn: out-of-touch incarnate
Quote: "Gandalf? Never heard of him!"

Bard the Bowman: one-hit-wonder incarnate
Quote: "Well, why shouldn't I be king? Did you shoot the dragon? Well, did you? No, I didn't think so."